Episode 355: Lick it Slow (Feat. Godfrey)

she was dope. She was cool. Have you seen her work? No, No, I haven't seen. I mean I know a lot of porn stars because I used to have porn starts come to my shows from Lexton Steel. You know. I have talked to the mode of of Lextington Steel that I have le just Steell just come to my shows, you know and us. Yeah, that's not the only place. She didn't want to let me have that mold. That's it. There's no way. Yes, yes, I deal though, it's like

this big there's some actual molds humanous. It's it's been blessed like that's a rock bottle girl. It's like, yes, it's like that, but as thick as the top of the bottle, probably a little bit, just a little slight, nothing slicker than that. It's huge, but it's not really a blessing. Does anybody really want I don't want that.

That's like, that's like a defect in your favor I guess it's like that might be like defective, but it's like, oh, ship right, well that's that's the dude probably like, yeah, you could take it, you know what I'm saying. But then that's that's fair guys though, because then they didn't get to give it. Well no, well at least they don't got to the women going oh yeah sure when someone is saying always takes so big a dudes like damn,

I feel bad. Okay, what is that? What didn't you rather have a little dick that could fit and you come and have a great time than a big dick that no one can take, because then you're not having sex painful? Then yeah, because if a girl's like, I'm sorry, I just can't rather swing the EXCaliber, somebody had an accent. Come here, I don't understand. I am the kid, because peasants, you can't even suck that you know what I'm saying,

that probably isn't imagine he's been. There's porn girls that handle it though, But then you got to find those that's He's just they might have a defect, they might have an abyss. When I looked at it, I just felt it up here. Well yeah, well, I mean those are the dudes were so funny because when you're watching porn, you're basically as when you've been watching poor I was watching porn since you know. When I got to New York, it was poor in Heaven. It was porn everywhere, like everywhere.

I remember my first Okay, I was doing this voice over like late night. His voice over with it was me Pell and some other we're doing voice for Joe's Apartment is a story about this dude, Billy West, who's an incredible voiceover. So I was I'm still living in from Chicago, so I was still leaving Chicago, but they wanted me to come down there to his voiceovers. It was a snowstorm some ship, and I remember Chappelle was like, hey, Gaffrey, you want to go there's a strip joint right next door.

I was like, what's strip joint? Let's just go down there and go down there and it was and I was the first time in New York. I'm like, wow, there's so many porn stores and we're just what. I was like, Yeah, So that's when I really when I got here. I mean I saw porn every once in a while in Chicago, but I didn't really. But when I got to New York, I was like, ship, I

got the police joints. That's how I started knowing ja jackb Dell real, you know, he started knowing about all the different For Heather Hunter man Hunter has been in my show before. That's is amazing. She's a photographers and I used to be like Heather Hunter. Yo. I remember one time I've been hit on by barn people. But I know they're I go, now, I'm good because you know who they are, Like nah, cool hell because you know they work. I'm like, am I gonna do? Do

you still watch it? Like? Do you still watch for him? But okay, so when Sarah j came on, you didn't research and let me go check out some of her work. I will. I just didn't, but I'll check it out, you know. I mean, I just never I was more into well, I mean, it depends but I was always more into the black porns anyway, just in general, she has a lot of black guys. I know sometimes you watch that, you know, but that gets the biggest numbers though.

Black dudes with black gets the biggest numbers in the Red States, especially because so white men are watching that ship. Is that true? That's a fact, white man, because that's there. I'm just keeping in one hundred. That's their fear because I know some girls will be like, I'll there the white guy. Last have you ever been with a black dude? And they'll go they'll get mad at that. You know, how you try to get over your fear by watching something probably got I'm like, what are you watching? You

know they're around. Do you think that they go back they watched to learn to Yeah, I just think it's just it's a'm not saying like the white dudes don't have big ones, but like, I just think they go in there head but nobody goes big white dick. Nobody's afraid of big white dick. No one's got the big white dick. That's true. I like black that's my favorite porn porn category. Yeah, because it's like and you they're fucking girls in the ass and all with these big

dicks right and they're taking it. But the porn thing is like that. But I never mean, I like, I don't mean to interrupt you. So I like seeing big dicks, but I'll never go for a big white dicks. It's like big white dis don't scare you. They're gonna pink. It's just something about melting cut, something about it's like, you know what it's like when you see a dil though that's black, or dil that's white. The black one still looks like more. It just looks strong, delicious. Yeah

and pause, I didn't say that. Yeah, you guys like delisting into magitides. I'm not getting into you. I'm not paying liquid now that ship solid. I took science solid. So what do you watch when sexual? When what do you watch? I like to watch, you know, like regular sex shit. Like I like watching the Black Girls ship. But it depends on what guys, the Black girls, the black I don't say that. The b said like like black Girl, I like the Black Point. It depends some

of them. The Asian ones be trippy, the Japanese ship be so crazy. No, that's crazy because the Japanese I like it because they try to be creative. It's always focused on the woman and they blur out the guys and we don't know what that is. And then you'll see the guy going to do it. She's like, you don't eat pain in Japanese. So the guys like he's putting clothes pins, don't do like, don't slapping. They all kind of sound the sink the show. The man is

in and out. It's always focused on the one, like right, it's so weird. They're very strange. Or they'll do this other thing where they would have these girls because I forgot what they call it. When I was in Tokyo. They had the girls in the shorts with the socks, the school dresses. There's a name for them, and they would have they wouldn't use the sters. Will it be a girl on the bus and she'd be looking around and then the guys would be like, they're just like finger.

They do a lot of weird ship and they got the hint. Time is the animation they do. I like the I know what he's talking about bodies that they wi they had, Yeah, and it'll be like this this beautiful drawing of a woman like a cartoon and then it's these big monster cocks and then it's like the tits are perfect, that ass is perfect, and it's like, you know, you know what, they did a whole profile at this guy, Like he's a picto sexual right, so

he's a picto sexuus in Tokyo. So what he does is he has like an anime girlfriend that is like a celebrity but in online, and so he married her. He actually paid and had a real wedding and yes with like Victo and is there is a lot of them now, like there's it's getting more popular. I mean because nowadays, I don't know, not now, but it's just there's so many ways to be it's accused of stuff like listen, with the me too thing, it served its

purpose for people who deserve to be taken down. But then there's like the guys like myself who actually don't touch women when they don't want to be touched, who actually talked normally, I don't talk dirty. I don't do any of that. She said, dick picks none of that ship. I'm just like, you've never said, yeah, I asked any of that ship, don't do it? So she asked you, Yeah, it's like, now, I don't do that getting stuff said it to me, but I go, all right, but I'm

not saying it ship. And that's what you say, all right about noise? I said what you want me to do? Go? Yeah, you don't nice. Nobody did accuse you of anything. No. But but sometimes I've had somebody tried to do that and I go, what are you talking about now? Because sometimes if something is consensual and they didn't get anything else out of that, then they go, you do that. I really that's nasty. Not just me and my buddy, they do that. They go, he did this to me?

When was this ten years ago? He because you look at the Cosby thing, because I'm on that Cosby documentary. I'm all over the Cosby Doctor. Did I work for um? Yeah, there's people, but it's like, oh yeah, I believe many ship he did do, of course, because he kind of told on himself on Larry King about Spanish flying ship like that. But there's some that I know are lying. Yeah, but one person to be telling the what's When you go, no, I didn't do that, then they're going he did do it.

Once they throw that at you, they start going he probably did right there, you know what I mean, you'd be like, no, I never I've never done that. I don't even talk to women that roll their eyes at me. I walk away. I don't even try. I'm very lazy. I don't like you don't like the way I was bull Basically it's like the mathematics wasn't correct, because that's where I'd like to play hard to get to right. And I'm not into that. I'm like, I don't feel like I'm not I'm lazy. I'm like, if you don't

like me, I just keep it move. I'm not gonna lie. I can't stand a guy who don't take the hint, like the energy, Like, if the energy is not there, you can't try because then just like, alright, I don't know. I like corny ship God, like, there's can be so many reasons though if she's married, but if she did, there's so many reasons. And I don't let the eagle go. I'm like, do you even know what she's been? You don't know, probably saving you from a dude that might

run up on you. You don't. I'm a special guy. I remember doing that before. I said, excuse me, Chicago man, it's a pimp. City. It's real ship. I'm like, I go up to you know, you go up and run. Excuse me? Can I talk? No? I mean just from oh No, I'm not interested. That's cool. We have a good day. I remember girl said you're not gonna even try go You said no, right to make it because there's that's the best on Greece, dude, there's a lot, but I like to pick one. Okay, first one I

know was one I fa lovin. I love ship, you know, but the best we got together day, like think that was jo Yeah, let me tell you what's great about that song. It was also teens that they did from Greece. Lightly to look at me, I'm saying, d yeah, boring the hand job? Are you at your money? Come on now you're talking about what can't you get? You? A girl like you so good at this? Goodly probably did like this. So she slammed a car door on his and then he did say, yeah, it's just a talk

about Andy. I met Olivia Newton John. She was at my show. Just finished watching the twenty five year anniversary of Greece because it's my favorite musical. I was watching the interviews. Blah blah blah, I go downtown to the comedy cellar. They say, yo, it's a It was a January two, early two thousand and I go downstairs. They said, guess who's downstairs Living Newton John. I said, man, you gotta be kidding watching her. That was my first white girlfriend.

I was like a living and I went downstairs. I went on stage and I talked about Grease my whole set, and after that she waited for me with her daughter, and I sat in the limousine with her. She goes, that was the funniest ship I've ever had in my life. And she goes, oh my god, I just talked to a living Newton John for a half hour. That's amazing. I don't even think about all the different themes from Grease.

It was got pregnant, She didn't. She wasn't pregnant. When he like, She's like alarm yo that Remember when they was at the drive to and she was like, I skipped period. And by the time she got to the car, he was like, sub I heard your knocked up. He starts spreading yeah, and then she sang the one song when remember when Connickie's fixing the car and Rizzo's because everybody's looking at it's all sad stock her chatting. Listen. The song is fantastic. Grease is the word by Frankie Valley,

written by the BGS. Let's get real. They have a documentary Robert Stickwood and Alan Carr who produced it. They had two new documentaries out. I've watched them all. How about we all our fans grease in here that because how could you not be a fan of musicals can kind of get on your nerves because I'm like, I don't feel like hearing this ship, but grease, I go, I like everything, everything everything or not too long. Remember

they're not very long. They're like the perfect time because some musicals are like because I want to see rent. I was like, man, I go every remember school dropout, go back to when they had the prim and he was dancing with the other little fast girl and he got, oh yeah that wasn't born to job. Yeah the grabs champion. But they were all like the such the perfect musical. Oh my god. Creece is the word Frankie Valley. We take the fresh wait conventionality on soul track Come on now.

Before you came in here, we were having a discussion right what is it like to sleep with the comedian? Now? Of course you guys are you guys are not Monelith? Of course right? But do you have funny thoughts? Because I would have to in my head think you're thinking of material all the time. You don't, Actually, no, man, you know no, because sometimes you'll get people thinking, don't be making droops broke. I'm like, I'm not. I can compartmentalized,

you know what I'm saying. Like, have you ever had those some jokes in your head while you were having sex? Oh? Yeah, yeah yeah, when you when you're kissing you claim teeth. You know you want to stop? Come on now, you know this ship or the stomach sounds you keep it moving, but you're like, come on, it's stopping, Like was funny? Come on? I know you didn't fun when or when you're dripping in this No, not the squirt that's always done.

That's always amazing. But when the sweat hits her in the eyes, like, what do you think sweat the hit tearing it up? It's just it's the sweat. Oh my god, what do you do it? You? I mean like you I take you take it? You try to be as serious as you can take you do your best sextually be fun though, I think so. I like, here's what's funny. I love sex with TV on that is, I like having sex. We're poring on the TV now. I don't

like that ship. I don't like having says that the TV on because sometimes what's happening on TV does not sync up it's happening. Let me tell you why TV is good. Sometimes you're supposed to be, if you know, if it's like Law and Order, it's always I'm looking sometimes in your head, you know, like, oh, you're going to court right now. I like when random TV is on, the worst religion pops off. You like shit and like the lights and the TV light is dope sometimes because

it's different. Commercials look different. Sometimes I like, I gotta I can't have the value mine And I actually if something like the TV is on and it's too much, I turn it off, like second on the TV because it makes me come faster from looking at it, like, yeah, that's not the person yourself. I don't know. I need to watch lexic did steal while you and your bullshit? Yeah?

It might like we could he could be he could eat my pussy for twenty minutes or three Right, What I'm saying, I don't watch porn with people might myself that's going. I watch it because I'm like I have to, you know, I have to go in my dungeon rather with the women. Right, would you rather eat her out for three minutes or twenty minutes? If you had a twice? I go along anyway, so are you for a long time.

It's cool, especially if they like it, if they don't like it, because a lot of times people say, oh, he wasn't say I said, did you? Did you talk to them? Did you tell them what you like? You can't just we guess, We guess because you go, Okay, I'm being with you. Guys have holes, okay, the same fun the vaginanta fu, the medical terms. You have holes, right, you got holes? You go in your head, you go, okay.

The clicks right there, I think everybody's clicks built differently. Okay, I'm gonna go down there and make some guesses here. Think I'm gonna tap it right there. But and she should tell me the speed and the intensity of it. Let me know something. I'm just guessing. Sometimes if you kiss somebody in there, they go I don't like that ship. Thank you tell me you're like that? No, I don't

like okay cool. Some people have dead ditties. They don't they know nothing there some women like some people like side booth sucking areas. Yeah, I never heard that either. Yeah, some women don't know how to stimulate dudes. They can talk all this about guys, but sometimes you're just sitting there doing nothing yourself. Sometimes little touches help the guy too, But we don't think that if you're hard, you like it. But that's what women will think, like he's hard, he

likes it? No, he this thing. I just want to fucking leave. Nah. Some dudes get stimulated by certain things too, you know. But if you're just sitting there, she's not doing it. Besides the nipple, what else stimulates? It depends on how they kiss you too, on the neck and stuff like that. It depends you like them lick in your hands. Some Some people have weird tongues, like don't I don't like a song in my ears? And it depends, it depends, it depends, It depends. At the moment it's me,

you're doing this right, yeah? What it means like yeah, But like I said, it's nothing wrong with communicating, like, oh, what do you like when okay? And you'll know, you know, just communicate. When you don't communicate, then you're like, oh, you didn't even know what to do. Well, you didn't tell them right, GPS for the mother. What do you think about asking to do something before you do it, because nowadays you need to ship, you say matter stress

stressed women in the street. I mean, I was never ignorant with it, but I don't really look. I just keep it moving. I'll be in ahead, like two models in the runway. I used to like, you know, you'd be like, you know, another guy be like yo, I don't cat call. I never a cat call. I'm not a cat caller. I don't. I don't do that kind of ship. I like sex like the next person, but I'm not. I'm not disrespectful. I just don't yo. I'm afraid that does. That's what I keep doing it. Listen, listen.

I had my degrees in psychology. I was a psych major in college. And whatever behavior is reinforced, it's going to continue. Why do you think people beg I'm saying untaxed money In New York, the average panhandler makes fifty grand. Now if people never ever gave them money, they get a job, but you reinforce it with giving him a dollary, like, oh, ship, it's working. So somebody goes he yo. Some girls like y and my way. It might be corny. Why do I say, excuse me? He corny? She might like the

yo yo. So like when I was a kid, you know, um, and I started, you know, getting turning into a beautiful girl, a young lady, you know, And I started getting attention from guys. I remember one time I got a friend that this like somebody just he smelled bag. He was just terrible trying to talk to me. And I told my friend, I'm like, what makes him think that he has a chance with me? And he's like stuff, you can't win a lot of if you don't play, like

somebody's gonna back to truth. But he has confidence. So I like, understand, dudes talk to women. You're all confident, like you're looking right, like you never know what chance you're gonna get there like that, I didn't want to let you know. You gave me a dollar, I'll take you an give me that. A lot of matches that can't talk to women. But brothers be digging about women trying to talk to you. Um, you know what's so fortunate? Even in college I had there was a chick out.

I was digging like a monthfucker. She was like the alpha sweetheart. You know alpha's had their little sweetheart court She's alpha sweethart. I was like, damn that girls dope blah blah blah. Then I found out she was digging me and I got it. It It was easy for me. I was like, oh cool. My boy was like yo, she stops like so I I got lucky where I got hooked up sort of because I was told you I'm lazy. I don't always been lazy. I've been lazy. Like I was like, yo, who's your friend? Oh yo,

tell okay? Cool? I had it easy sort of, you know what I mean? But what about like even on the street, girls called me it's cool. It depends on how they do it, because sometimes you get girls too aggressive, be like she must be a craighead, you know what works? Like what do you like if I don't find if someone comes up to me, because now you know, come on, we're all in the spotlight. So now so he's like, hey, It depends on the conversation and in my head I go,

damn nice. You know, if it's my type, I go, well, hell this is great, you know um, But it's it depends on how you do it. It's like people approaching you like saying they love your comedy. I don't think it's be like yo, man, make me laugh, like fuck you dude. But if they don't, go man, I love what you're doing and you're like, hey man, I appreciate. It depends on the conversation, depends on the energy bringing.

Because some cats come at you because they insecure and they see you in person, they're like yo, yo fun man. You know, they don't know how to come at you because it's insecurity. But some come at you go hey, oh man, I love what you do and you're like, I like the way he did. It's a sales pitch, man. It's it's really you're pitching yourself. Here's the product. Here's my pitch. Like when you I hate coming up to

a group of women, I hate that ship. Really this you know there's two or three they're gonna be hating on you. It's just always happens that way, and be like this thing, who's this thing you come up there. Hey, ladies, don't worry you. I just want to say your friend out and somebody came up to the group you think any one of us would hate looking like thank you.

We are group of people you're with, like the group of friends you're with, because there is some group of friends that have, you know, low key hate and vibes. An apple will mess up a man whatever. Because when I see a group of women, I sit there and I don't move. I'm like, fuck that, I don't know. I don't because I just don't want to deal with And it's it's just it's stereotyping because you're so it's conditioned responsing because you're going I've been through the scenario

too many times. I'm good. I'm gonna sitt and just enjoy to look over there unless they say, hey, yo that. But other than I'm just like now, I just don't want to because I know me and I don't want to be like hey, I'm gonna say something pop off and be like yo, miss, ain't be talking to you because I'm not don't want to go talking and I really don't like you because there's plenty of us on the planet. I don't. Now what if you're talking to a girl with a group of her friends and then

you offered to buy her a drink? Do you offered to buy everybody your friend? So what about? But you know now lately I do. So I'll be out with my friends and if a guy come by and he offers to buy me a drink, like my girls get it at it like he's supposed to buy all of us a drink, And I'm like, why am I going to force him? I don't If a boy, if the dude come talking to you, my thing is, that's just non confident girls. You should have girls that go yo,

that's what's up boom. You don't need a drink from him. That's something if we're if if we're sitting at a table and someone comes and offers Angela a drink, I wouldn't expect for him somebody right, that's real, that's real confident. But do though, But if you do the next if he did, he does you know what I'm saying, like, it doesn't have to happen. But okay, So if he come off for me a drink and just get me

a drink and I'm with a group of my friends. Okay, but if he offered me a drink, but also your friends that make that gets like okay, that gives me a little more, you know, you never know, let me say no back this fo a girl sitting at a table at dinner, Can you send one of them a drink over from your table? Or do you feel like that's rude? Next round? Yeah, it could be the next round, or it could be just one. This is for the lady right there. I just want to whatever she's having,

whatever she's having, wrong with that. And it was like one time Angela took us out to dinner and someone sends us a bottle of champagne to her. Oh yeah they did. But wait here there was a guy with and she was the date with somebody else. Yeah I know I was not on the of the date, but it wasn't. There was a guy with us at the table,

but it wasn't a date. But he didn't know that, right, So he sent a bottle over to the table, and the guy he was with us actually got mad and was like, he don't know if I'm with you know, because he liked you know, I think he was the guy felt disrespect. He feels like you don't know if we're together. So the guy, yeah, sent over a bottle that note, But then the guy weren't together, No, we weren't, but he didn't know that, like the guy right, So

with him getting mad and he's in his feelings. Well then the guy came over to the table and everybody talked and it was fine, but he just felt like, I don't try to pump me because you don't know if I'm with One of these is getting mad. You know, he's sitting with a group of girls, So that's like you sitting with us and Anthony sending over a bottle and mad like, where's my glass? Security? And he likes one of you guys. It's insecurity and who who is he?

There's three women here and he goes sent you them, so you could could he could be pla me. I don't know, but what are you getting mad about? So there's somebody he likes in that group and he's upset nobody's punking him. And I wouldn't be chilling because anything she donna like you is she gonna act accordingly. She gonna appreciate that. But this is my dude, thought out of the people. Watch people's behavior even if the person goes yo a mob blah blah blah. Let's say I'm

you're my girl, I'm say some crazy ship. I expect you to handle your ship, handle your ship because he's wanting me to step to do something to me. But if you handle your ship, I'm good. If you handle and go, hey, that's I'm good. I don't have to I wouldn't even want my man to do that. Like I wouldn't be with somebody that every time something happens they get confrontation. I would rather you let me handle it. And if it feels like I can't, then you different ship.

But you know, our culture has always been built up and looking even from our music, it's always been built up. I'm gonna take your woman, I'm gonna take your man. Yeah, that's all about school taking somebody respect. We don't have a lot of respectful ship. We don't believe that our culture is not respectful. At a lot of times, it's not about oh, that's your with my bad. It's all about you that dude. You can take all the videos used to be like that. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

That approach doesn't work with me. Which one like I haven't made you them like I got you. Let me love you up or let me upgrade your life like the biggest I feel like this invite a little guy. Oh no, I have a boyfriend. That means that I'm not interested. I'm just trying your friend. You know. I say that if I was your girl, would you want me to have a friend. Like, yeah, that's what you're saying. Oh you tell like I have a boyfriend, and he's like, I take both of you all out. Well, he goes

like this, Oh, I include everybody. I got a bottle for you and good. But then you got that too. You had to be like, no, I'm talking about you man. I wanted you're good, but you don't right man, you know what I mean. It's like, yeah, it's like a lot of It's just all about how you handle it, man, because no dude is in the mood to I don't know what these dude he might be with his boys. And I'm not trying to get sucked up. I'm human. I like my life. But how are you going to

handle it? You know what I mean? But if it gets to dispect, I got a step in no choice. Now let me get see this as you don't really drink, right, Can you date somebody who drinks a lot? Or have you drinks a lot as an alcoholic? Alcoholic? Oh? Yeah? And now and then every now and then if it's every day, it's like, oh, we need rehab, not lock myself.

I don't like that model checked that I was dating and ship and she would be like coming to like my show, would be around and then be locked because she's tall pretty much, And I'm like, and she'd be loud. I go, yo, sit your ass down? Are you doing it? Like? I totally want to sit your ass down? We get it, your model, we get it. You drinking, you get loud, but shut the funk up. Seriously, that's embarrassing. I'm like, and I wasn't. It was like it was too many times.

It's like, yo, ship the fun down? Do that for me? Get it? Your mom get but to get its? New York cares stop? What is this ship? Don't you do best? Your model? Shut up? It was just one particular person, remember, not all do what you do? Keep trying pot It's like you turned the tag. What the fun is? Kate Morshington? What about her calling you drunk? Calling me like you guys have a long distance situation. And you know, when she out with her friends and she starts crying, that's fine.

When they're called I get drunk, get drunk. What are you doing? Guy? That's cute. That's what you do. You know where you're at. That's different. I don't ever judge you smoke, that's fine. I do one another chicks another like a model chick like she was just I saw her party one time. I was like, damn, she's nice. You know what I mean? It was easy enough. I didn't say nothing. I just said, what's up to her? Boom? Kept it moving. She had a mean ass face when

she was fine, and I was like, I forget. And then one day Artie brought her over to the comedy because I said, Yo, there's that chick. And I was like, Yo, hey are you doing but chicken? Saw let me crabs joint chick, you know. And then she came back on her own to find me a big mistake because she ended up being a fucking h but already bother. So but now, friends, we already knows so many women just already just knows. Oh my god, that's why you gonna

bring already here now that I think about it. You did used to have a whole bunch of models at that show back. Yeah, we always already, especially new More because me coming from Chicago to here already when I met already we would party every day like we go to life a spy all that we go. We would do our shows and party, but only Sunday to Thursday. Friday and Saturday was for the fridging tunnel people we did. We were the middle of the week during the week ships,

you know what I mean. I still feel like that. I feel like Friday and sat Roople. Yeah, something you do, you do loads, We did all that. We had stretches placed, reach, we do all all the difference to New York rules. Yes, and so it was all are you do so many models and ship? So then you know, once a while, you know, you like, I don't go right there, you know. But this girl ended up being like, so I don't mind the weak thing. I don't mind any of that when it's over over the top anything. She had a

cocaine problem. No, no, this one didn't. But I had someone that's done cocaine, and I was like, nah, that ship. First of all, I think it a lot. I don't. But sometimes they don't know what that model life and you know, being in the never. But then me, I'm like the health dude, so they hide it from me because I'm like the health dude. Okay, you know, I'm can't hide that. You can taste it, yeah, you can taste I've never tasted cocaine. I don't know. I don't

know what you know that. I know you're a liar, Yeah, like you know what it is. I've traveled, you know, and I feel like in l A, it's like a normal thing doing white girls, yeah, and just being in the business. It's like a normal thing, you know. But I'm from New York and the generation I grew up in. You're a crackhead if you do cokell, you know what I'm saying. I used to go to the bathrooms with white girls to watch them do coke. I just wanted to see it. People like all the girls photo bathroom.

That's all I would always at just to watch them do cocaine, not to do any sexual things. I'm just go so I don't judge anybody who does it, you know. I mean, I mean, you have a TV septum. That's a little fun somebody offered me cocaine was in Chicago. Really, I remember being in Italy. When I was in Italy, I was like an adult take a bat of my friend working told you and we'reng and we were just chilling this party and it was real nice and then food was banging. I was like, you know what the

and then cocaine came on the plates. Normally say it was it's like when you're from New York, it's like, oh ship and it's like a normal yeahs back in the days when I know and you know, like the alf hour spots like Richie m after hour spot like to me, like I was never offered. It was always done around me, no one ever. But in l A it was offered to me. But in the weirdest way. It was like they came up there was like, yo, you want some red bull? And I was like, yeah,

I take a red bull. Hung girl was like she don't want no red bull. I was like, I do want a red bull and she's like, no, you don't. And he was like but he did have a trade, but it was a viola trade. So you know, I'm I'm not putting red bull. I've never and he was like she says she's going a red Bull and she was like, no, she don't. She don't know what. He walked away. She's like, girl, don't ever in l a to Yes, that's the trade, and they never heard that

asking you for red Bull. I'm like, I'm thinking he's offering red Bull for the vodka that's on the table. In Chicago, this white girl came up to me in the club and she was like, hey, you like to party, yeah white people? Man? You like, yeah, yeah, I don't know. That was like the like the party. By the way. I was like, I was like twenty two years old. So the woman was like. I was like, I mean, yeah, it's cool. You know, I'm here with me. And then you guys just like and now you like the party,

you know, especially if it's a wipers. And then she goes, do you like and I like, dude, like take cocaine. Let me tell you, I can never do cocaine. I tried weed before. I'm not good at it. And that's whatever I don't understand with weed when people will well you know, I've been around a long you know, everybody's around it, and they smoke and they start coughing like but they do this. Hell yeah, dog, No, he just coughed.

You just cough. Coughing in the body means something is wrong when don't like it and you're passing the same thing that it's good fun. See it still wants them. I'm not gonna Is there more than one cracking? Is what I want? I agree? Why is there more than one? Quicker? Who saw him first crack and said, I don't want to be the one with his draws off, digging in his ass, when the ship around his mouth from my life and have no teeth and when white lips? How

do I get that? Where was a crackhead? Fuck you for being Let me tell you how good that we was. So you hit it thinking you hit it, not because I only say you ain't hit it right, I didn't cough. I think this is good. I take some edibles, bab and not. I can't really ever had a girl do that. And they got They tricked you with the candy. I'm like gummy bear. My ship was a little lollipro I remember I was in Denver. Looked like Seawan White, you

know the skate with the surfer that the snowboarder. He was like, bro got all good stuff, man, A lot of good stuff, man, A lot of pet stuff. Be careful, bro, and I remember to through that little hat and all it's all his mouth. Listen now it's gonna be a lot of stuff, bro, a lot of stuffs. Prognant. I was like, so I got gummy bears right out all of it because I said, let me start doing it. Maybe I can get into that culture. You know. I was like, gummy bears, you don't do the chocolate. But

look at that chocolate bars ship. You know when you pick the ship. Ah, sir, let me get that. Let me get that lollipop. So it was a little lollipop small, and he goes, dude, don't sleep on the size of lollipop. Bro, it's potent as fun. Then he goes lick it slow. I go pause, don't talk to me like that sexual. IM like, no, I don't tell me, just say be careful. You would be careful anyway, sucker like that ship. I'm a man like even looking possible. So I don't even

understand sparking ball. I was like, no, no, girlfriend, do that in front of dude. They'd be like on the ball may back like yo from when we were kids like, yeah, when you were little with that, get it as a grown man, I go, I will never putting hat. Maybe listen, you know what I would do? You know what it was right now? Now this was in a way and then it was not even directly towards my mouth. And

I'm doing that. I want to that'll just but eat so I'm like, if I get a popsicle, I'll break it off my hand, go like something obviously that I'll take the brain freeze just to preserved. Hot dogs. I don't eat hot dogs in public. Man, I don't do that. Ship. I'm like dogs, but I love hot dogs. Dogs that love me because it once at West and do you try to be like, you know, you know what I mean,

that's that's all that I don't you know. When I got my that got that lollipop, I ate it, like the whole thing, the whole thing I did because I was like, man, the whole thing. I ain't licking up slow. And then in my head my head was like, I ain't nudge that, dude. I ate that ship. Here's the problem. I never ever will eat edible again. I was sitting there, remember I was watching Kung Fu movies. I was watching the l Ray network. That's Robert Reguez, that's his network.

I don't think they have it on the East coast. But it was like all Kumfu movies. I'm watching this ship. This is like four years ago. And here's the problem with edibles. You forget you ate it? Yes, yes, what remember? And I was like this. I was like, man, that one ship, dude, I'm good. So I'm watching the Kufu movies right. And I was like, no, I need to get this remote remotes over there. Let me go get that ship. I'm not like this, man, I don't get that remote. I can't get it. And I was like,

what the fund is wrong? Ship? Probably I'm like this, oh my legs. Like I was like what the and I was scared. I was like, what the fund is going on? Then I was like in my head like I should have made the slow. I shouldn't listened to it was the problem. Three hours was sucked up like that. I'm not even bullshit. And I was like then and like I just want to getting sorry God. And then it just ends. You're like I will never remember when

the halt finished, smash and everything He's bad? Dr Why is everything destroyed my little beat up pants or I guess you never trash rooms? What is that? Like? You're great? Why why I haven't to make you see things? What they do? They are everything funny, like the lights. I haven't tried it. I like to just need to be around the right people. Like they make you feel you feel well, No, it can, it can. So what it is? So this is why I think the reason why you could do it is because has all it is is

poisonous mushrooms. So but it's natural poisonous room. But it grows out of the ground. So that's really how you get it. It's not like they have to like make mushrooms. Just don't make it. So here what it is. You got a micro dose to just do it a little bit and then yeah, just a little bit because I got something you want to I don't really do anything, but like that I can do because it's really fun. And then it wears off and you don't have any

after effect. There's no after effect once it's gone. It's like after a couple of hours, you're fine. It's not like acid in your spine forever. It's done. And that's why I like mushrooms too. Like answer. It's natural from the way you know, it's from a piece of yeah, exactly, you've done. Yeah, maybe that's the one thing. I like that and I do. I will do some gummies and

like some little zep but good for you. But I do very little like I also, I am very aware of not doing too much, so I'll take a little bit and feeling funny like I don't. I just don't like, you know, when you're sick. That's what I think doing drugs is. Like that's just like I don't like that feeling. I like what I feel like. I just like this, like this I feel right now. It makes me sick. You know. Let me I say this. Since you don't drink,

you don't really smoke, you don't really do anything. What is your addiction or what's your vices? What is my vice? Models? Actually? No, I like women are modelship just but yeah, I had to bring it. Imagine you know my advice. It might be maybe it's women sort of. It might be because that's usually what it is when people don't do those other things, like it's something. Yeah, But but I like to spend a lot of time by myself though I

like to be left the funk alone, you know. But I like women, but I like to be left alone, Like what's your sign? July twenty first cancer Leo right there on the edge. But I like being left the funk alone. I'm a kind of a scarce dude in general. That's why somebody says, oh, man, he just kept calling me. I said, you're lying because I don't call anybody anyone. I don't call people like that. I just I'm not

a bother some dude. I'm that's my problem. I don't call a lot, but I don't like being the dude that calls a lot. I don't people call a lot and women go, God, what, I don't do that because you never call that. I say, this is so dumb, But I say, I'm not a reacher outer. You just wait for somebody to reach out to you. Yeah, I think man should reach out to women, just in general. I don't want to call back dude. I don't want to be you know I am. I just feel like somebody.

I just do. I don't think that hard about it. Like, if I'm like you like somebody, you call them when you want to that there's nothing wrong with it. I man, you call women first, in general, that's what I think. But you need to like be okay with him calling your ass. Make it like me like because you people to give your numbers and they're being silly not even answering back, and I go why and I'll say why would you give me to know? But I don't need

your number? This is this is this thing where people think they need I don't need your ship. I'm doing it because I'm like, well, you're looking all right, what's up? Can you get back? I don't care what just called back? Be courtesy? Have you ever sent you left alone? Can you stay in bed and like have sex all day and do that? Are you like one? And then yeah, it happen if you remember. It depends on who it is. Some people just have it where you're like something about

this person. I'm singing, you're singing right? No, you know I'm single? Are you saying yes? I don't like saying that I'm single because I don't like humans. So I just want to pin myself all the time. Are you single? I'm with God, I'm single, so I don't you know? But I'm single. I live alone, I pay my own bills. I just like my peace of mind. Is amazing. God damn, it's nice to just wake up with a thing on

your mind. What I'm not saying that I made change one day, but I like piece And it's like traveling when the funk I want. I like not answering anybody. I kind of like that. I like with my phone is buzzing, like I feel like it's really peaceful when you're not worried about somebody, right, it's nice. And I have close girl friends that are like girl friends to me because they take care of all of those stuff, but they mind their business and I don't mind their business.

Even one of my egg she's a good friend of mine, which is great, Like we're better friends than we were. You know, she's like family to me. Like, for real, that's my if I in case of emergency, the person's number you put, that's a real friend her. Because I know you think if you got to have relationship, you guys can still maintain that close friendship if you got with somebody else, Yeah, I would tell them. I'd be like, no, this is my homie right here. It's a tonic. I

know I'm not gonna bullshit. First of all, I never understand people who get in a relationship and then just not talk to their friends anymore. That's corn and ship and it's bound to funk up and you're gonna be back to stop. You know what I mean? So stop because for somebody to make you do that, there's something wrong with them. They should be able to keep your friends, have friends, have another part of your life. Come to

the relationship full circle, not half a circle. But it could be intimidating if you're like, that's your ex, right you just start dating somebody? Listen, this is what it is. If you're grown, if you're if you have a new person and you're if they're going to see your ex, going, so Bill, it's my homie right here. No. But if you're like no, and you guys be friends with your ex and she understands that, have a conversation like you know what I mean, it has to be open communication,

going X doesn't give up. This is my friend. We're friends and you gotta you show it through your actions. But if you sit up there sneaking call with your ex and ship. Yeah, but if you're saying no, that's that's family. I don't even now, we don't even know. And your ex that's your best to not have to. I'm not getting rid of her, but she has to have a love of respect, because sometimes that'd be the problem,

like they don't want to. She's so used to being now your friend and not just your ex that now you got a new She'll help you out if you need something that has to be that exchange. It has to be or it's gonna be trouble playing ship. I know. We have to get out of the studio. Oh yeah, yeah, we had a good time. I was wilding out though I was dope. Season eighteen, you know, did like thirty four episodes. Then I wrote and consultant on it. Shout out to Nick Cannon always got me, we wrote on

his daytime talk show. He's always got me, Like your Godfrey, I got something else, come over here. I'm like, yeah, but season eighteen, he's been renewed for nineteen and twenty in Atlanta again, So I don't know. Yeah, but it's it's great. It was great. He works, man, That dude works. Who you work hard too? I don't Yeah, yeah, he has way more ship to me. But still but no shout out to him and just watching his work ethic. The way he gets down is amazing and all these kids.

You got to keep working. He's trying to leave a legacy. Though I get what he's doing. He's like, I'm leaving a legacy. Everybody knows my deal. I want to hear that ship and if you can pay for him, and he's for he's with his children. Eat. I'm not mad of that. Don't matter about the number. Are you there for him? Shout out to you and then Godfrey, we trust.

Make sure you got my podcasting Godfree, we trust. Yes, I would definitely be on there and thanks for being real when I you know, we first met and everything, and then you came and to the breakfast cup and then I didn't know some people be intimidated to do lip service, but you really came through. But I said, yeah, what' you're gonna tell me? Like, are you ready for? We don't talk about eating that, No, just greasing you up

next day. So it's like, you know, you gotta kind of recently, I'm getting ready next time it's gonna be fist. We're gonna we're gonna ram you with afraid next time. Whatever situational here and got mentioned, Well, no, I want to come back for part two. Okay, so this was like the lightweight ship that. Yeah, this is like the

butt plug and there ready you know what? Wow? You know I don't like them live when when I see women masturbating and pooring, they get the butt plug and go did you get that out the way you do? When they flex their booty holes, They're like, what are you gonna do? What is that flexing your butthole? Ill? Yeah, when you see that, and they they just like in your head yet like ill, it's so fill the flexing their sphincter, Like what is that? I've never seen that

falls down? Why because they take too much? What their booty hole is? Why because they get it in that's disgusting. They don't have a whole cavity. Have you had a girl from the back and seen that open up like like a mouth? Just ra thebably will I'm not even a big I'm not an adle guy. I don't like that. They probably don't get no constellation, like just sit there like it's just coming out like this. I don't let's

rim shots. Thank you so much, god Favorite only on Instagram Comedian Godfrey do that models only regular fine women too regular jobs and don't have dreams. Let me get that