Episode 34 Ft. Marlon Wayans

What is the temperature of your mouth? When are you shoving my digg Afterwards? Maybe I might look at your hand, go all baby near? But is it a nice manicure at hand? Better to look down at just for the visual of it. That's for y'all, ain't for us. Well, at least we're thinking our mind up. We don't want you think we want you. I want your nails to be cracked and broken. I want you to come go in, go in. We do we having sex. I wanted to be dirty. I don't want y'all know. Oh my nails stop. Okay,

let's let's take a time out. This is what we're gonna do it makes it a pretty experience. No, but I feel like, um, like when I have a French manager. I feel like when I have a French manicure, like better dick. When I'm sucking his stick, He's gonna look at see how pretty much nails? But what about a pedicare? How about it? How about a teeth whitening? Talking about how about how about the right lipstick? Because that looks great when on the tone in the complexion of my dick?

Like about that? Nobody cares about you know, I'm just being that's good, But what about it? What about a pedicare? What does that bother you? For? Girls? And toasty Jack? Put on some sauce and I'm not gonna why this dire about to nails? You don't care about onions, you know, But even then, not really keep the uggs, keep them, keep them, keeping toes down. We do from the back. When you're standing, I ain't gonna see them all right now.

Normally we start with our tip of the day. So the tip today, in honor of fifty Shades of Black, is how do you get your partner to be a little more risque in the bedroom. What are some things that you can do to get them to do some things, like a lot of guys don't like to get tied up. It's kind of difficult sometimes to talk. We don't know what the hell y'all don't do girls plus guy when y'all tie us up. We watched too many movies when y'all tied us up. Basically, you get stabbed with an

ice pick. Ain't no sex either you or either you get a treat. You got another bitch coming out the closet. It's gonna be the guys would not like that. Guys don't think old time. If you want to bring a short in yet, that's a good time. But that that I'll tie myself up or not losten up that you could get out of it exactly, a nice loose tie up, A play that. Okay, whatever you're gonna do, just if that makes you suck my dick better than please, Oh com I can't get out of here. So dangerous what

you're gonna do. Let this dick touch that little punching bag in the back of your throat. I think that I would rather that tie up my my guy, right, So I'd rather be Yeah, it's something a little weird about tying a guy up a guy up before? How was that blindfolded him too? At the same time, and basically think, but she's also fisted of female. She told me if she fisted a dude, that's wonder like you tied him, I'll kill you. How guys do like being fisted? Okay,

some guys. I don't like that. That's taking a little too. I don't even put a finger. Damn, that's girls Like this is a G spot in there. That's one G spot I don't need to know about. But you're not. You're not a G with that spot. What about a little soft tongue though, I mean you can lick it, but just don't try and stick it when you look at it, get giggly if you try to put your finger in there. I got a tooth in my ass. Bite your finger in your ass like that little turtle

and sucking. Marry your brothers now for fifty shades of black. I was looking up all this stuff. How much do you really know in real life about S and M and bondage and all of that. An I got a rookie kit, but you know you know what, Yeah, it was in a rookie kid. You got the handcuffs. You got the little paddle. You've got a little web. You got, you know, a little cat, and I tells leather ship. Then you know, you kid, You know you got the little kid. Have you ever used it? You got the

little I'm just looking at it and whipping exactly. Yeah, but you can't go too hard. You know you got the I think the sex period is all about, you know, it's all about the enticement till you get to the moment. It's all about the build up. It's all about It starts with the kiss. It starts before the kiss. With women, it starts before, it starts with the date. It starts with you know. That's why it was. The fifty Shades of Grade was so sexy because Nicka took on the helicopter.

More you took helicopter. Now you won't let me sleep in the fucking bed with you. This is this nick mysterious, Like you gotta give him a lot and hold a little You give a woman everything him already got him wrapping my mouth finger, so you gotta give him a little bit. It's enticement and is not a little bit though, when you're a billionaire, Nika is a helicopter. I do that. I do that every day. That's that's how I get the work. That's the bus to me, what are you

talking about? But that's the that's the bus on by the project. It's all about the enticement to me, I think that you know sex is you know, it's all about If a person can't kiss, they can't. Yeah, if you can't kiss and you like teeth in, I'm scared to put my dick in your mouth because you're gonna shred it up. What about a sloppy kiss? I remember I kissed this guy one time and it was so slappy. It was like on my this spit was like on my collar. Would you kiss a dog. I'm a little sloppy.

I got big lips, but at least I do this like I wipe it off. I don't mind having like spit around my mouth after I kiss. That's happens, that's fine, But not on my call. And it wasn't even a turtleneck. It was like, was he kissing your neck? Come from you? Like dripping down? I was going to that's like, nigger did he just come? Did this nigga just come from the dentist? Just came from the dentist. I was like, this is disgusting. Did you stop him and be like, yeah,

I stopped. I mean I was a lot younger, so we were young, so maybe he didn't know what he was doing. But slappy kids gross. Yeah, I had to stop. Time out for real time out, time out. Let's start our little bit. Wait a minute, Marlon, what if a girl wants you to do something that's very um like Stephanie. Stephanie might be like, choke me, slap me. She likes that. I like that a lot. You sign this release officer told me he slapped me. She said I could do this.

I had my dicking up that that's license, sir officer, Mrs No. But getting back to the tip of the day, how do you get your man to do things like that? A lot of times I've been with guys and they're kind of scared to pull my hair, and they're scared to slap my face or to choke me, and I feel like you just have to direct them, you know what I mean, Like when he puts his hand in your hair, pull it, you know what I mean, if his hand is free and you want to get slap,

you know, grab the hands in the kiss. In the kiss, you tell somebody what you like. I don't need you to tell me. You're direct me in the kiss, I can tell just how disgusting you are. And if you're not disgusting, and get a little bite in a lip, a little stair, a little you know, a little spitting her mouth when she's spitting my like, oh you like that? All right? Now? I came up with the whole list of what goes on with some smm Now in S and M are you a statist or a master kiss?

Would you say? Um, you know what's funny? Like I'm a little fashion like it's cool to go there, but honestly, I'm I like just sex. But if you do and there to takers, are you more of the I'm gonna inflict pain on you? Are you more of the okay, graze your teeth on my balls? I'm not that I don't have to you gonna step on my balls and shoot across the room like a wild wall nut on Christmas morning? You're more of a stay this slightly. But I don't want to make you cry and ship because

I don't. I don't want to see the woman hurting ship. But she wants you. She wants Stephanie, she wants you to Yeah, I like that, but that's a little slap, you know what I'm saying that, And I don't like to get slapped on my face to wear. There's a handoff, a little baby encouragement. Just yeah, it's like all you're you're so nasty. You want you want. That's when your clearance come out the hood like nigga, that nigger right there. But is there a limit like to what he can

say to you? Can he call you a bit when he's slapping you? Can he call you a hole? Not a hole? But you could say slapping that hole not home. It's just even horror. I could take horror. Listen to me, but whole it's like really good. If we're doing it, we're doing it. Nigga, You what I call you? Until drips exactly to them eight drips, get on your back. I see what the funk I want? A guy calls me a hole, like, let's say it like he's sucking me like doggy style. He calls me a home. I'm

gonna stop it, like what you mean? That's when you flip it back over and say you heard me a little nasty home. But it's just like I can hole tonight, okay, daddy? Right? But what is the limits what somebody can say to you? That's when you beat about to know with your dick. Shut up, you a hole, little blood drip car? That is there a limit? C G. Sophie? Is there something guy can say when you're like all right, game over,

m slave? Yeah, if it's a white guy, you're not slave man, And I'm like feeling I could be a house slave, but we're still not playing. Yeah you're not. I'm getting up one one? Is there anything else a guy would say? That's time out. As far as name calling, I never know you're another bitch name. My name is not Susan, So nobody called you another name? What if you're in the manage just another bitch? Dad? He's just like,

oh MA called you short of you. If we haven't adult something, you're gonna definitely know who I am and where I'm at. High five, come across the side. I like the confidence to that that was. That was like, okay, all right, now, what about what about spanking? What are your thoughts on spanking? For? Damn? Who's that so for? You just said that quick it's fine. He's encouragement. I am all for encouragement. What about like if he puts you over his knee and spanks you or is it

just spanking? That's a little like No, I don't know, that's what perverted. Yeah, your background, that's some white guy. Your bad. You're gonna go to school. You're gonna go to the the third grade. What are you doing exactly if he spanks you, are you calling him daddy while he's banking you? It depends like does he have daddy dick? I don't know. Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna go there far with the whole calling me that I have

a daughter. So yeah, nope. Honestly, when a girl calls me daddy, I just go there's just too much responsibility you're looking for. You can you can do the whole city like daddy, Like I'm not gonna do that. I don't call everybody I have sex with daddy. You know you gotta be daddy. Day ze on it, daddy, But you have to say zam like if I told if any any of anybody I've slept with, if I've called you daddy like you were that nigga, like you were great and I appreciate you people. I know she's saying,

go now, now we hadn't go. Yeah I could, I could do it. Okay, Now there's some more things I've never heard of, some of this stuff on here on this list of pegging. You know what we learned about pegging before pegging is when you a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap on dildo. See I'm not doing that. Funny if a black girl do that to you. She put that and she was in the butt and then put pull out like that's his nasty but his thing. A guy asked me to that, but for a black actually,

and did you do it? What made him feel comfortable enough to even ask you? Was that your man? I don't know. I was sitting there. I had three fingers in his ass and he was just somebody asked me to do it, and a white guy, I didn't do it popular practice pegging so off. It's awkward to know he was trying to find that g spot. There is that one on the tip of my neck that works fine.

It's like it's like a clitterist for a man. It's looked like right there, right there, right on the d People do too much at all, just right right right at the room didn't make you look at him differently. Of course I was out. Oh that was the last experience. I was like. No, he was like damn. I tried to pour my heart out and be risky. I'm not all right now, tip play tip torture. Actually they call it playing with No, I'm not doing up like guy,

look at your purple. That sounds really now. That's great? Now, Selfie, you can bite them a little bit, you know, am I don't like that. No, I have big nipples. I can't We're not playing that game. That hook. I'm not like a little bite and a little no nothing. I lot like your hand and cupping to my footage. No, yeah, you just call them. She calmed the whole room down. I started looking at right, Shut and shut up and

take on this ride. What if somebody did that see you in bed while you were screaming like bite, I'll do that. I will take his hand and cuff his long that's when you throw it in deep, you hit that little addicd. So Sophie says no because she has huge nipples to nipple playing. No, she don't let me see I mean, she said, where you got that. But so you don't like anything to them, like you lick them? Can you suck him? Suffling? So he had to be want to build a little harder, like a little nipple.

It depends they like super sensitive, Yeah, because they're not big, but they're supersensitive. Right, so they nipples are your nipples real? Yeah? My not, that's what they s super sensitive. Yeah, exactly after my plants to after you get them done. Yeah, nipples are like so crazy sensitive. Let let me see. I like a little biting. I like teeth, but I like that pain. She likes pain. I like crazing is different than nobody. I just like little little not a bite.

Don't buy not not nearly. No chump shan, no chump shone, no chump chomp. I've heard sometimes though that when I am, I smell sip this motherfucker. That's definitely because it's the conversation of a scroler. They you know, it's like a need more and more like. It's not it's not a soft thing you gotta get in there. It's a lot of crossing. It's the best. I think it's disgusting, the best thing in the world. Listen, I've never squired. I've never being in the world. Every one of you guys

can squirre it. By the way, it's not that before that everybody can. Everybody can. It's because it's it's related to your G spot. It's your Graffenberg spot. If you go like this and you go like you can actually see your G spot. If you pull your vagina and you go like this, it's right like below your little hole, right by the vaginal canal. It comes out. It looks like a little raspberry. That's your G spot. That's one guy's finger you and they finger upwards. It feels good.

And if you squirre, you ever feel like I can square. If you ever felt like you have to piss during sex, let it go. They say you gotta let it go, but you try to have them pull out and just continue that motion and let it go. I did, like I had to know. That's what I did, and I grew up in really I was a teenager when I did it. And he told me, he's like, you peat on me, and I'm like, no, I didn't, and he was like, yes, you did not realize. We had this

conversation before I did. Him doing that made you feel like I can't. That's that he really became daddy. It was my doughter Spider really was damn daddy. The only time I like to score is when a guy can make me score with his dick, you know, like it's fun, like he's sucking me and then it's like splashing in my face everywhere. That's nice. But your own squirt is splashing. Yeah, yeah, I mean think about it. If he's it's going to

come there, it's like lasting sometimes just rub. Yeah, it's like, so you got your real hair, Stephanie, because yeah, okay, you know I don't where we've Yeah, because I would think you wouldn't want that squirt all in you, in your hair. And if you are time listening, I mean right now, I listen. Let's let's rewrite this right now. If a girl cares about her weave or her hair during sex, I am so mad if I grab her hair said nothing like that, non about that. No one

cares about that. You're never gonna get to squirting. I want to take you on the squirting the girl's hair when she has a weave and that's not good. Yeah you can, I'm in girl. Okay, what if your hair and what if you hair is done? If you out, I don't need nobody coming in my face when I'm about to go to the clo. You got a duck you know me, I'll put my hair up in a bun I had coming. You could come wherever you want. Come in my hair. Last week, like last we come

my hair. It accidentally got in my hair. No, but it's hard, so I just like hard pull my hair in dealing with it, you know, for real? I mean that is something to take into consideration. It's rude, like what if you got your lashes in? Your hair is done? You have casualty more, don't like nothing in the girl's face. You don't get so many of what she asked for you if you asked for the black out. But if you feel like guys, look that I never I've never.

Depends depends on the mood and something disgusting. Yeah, it's one. Shut the she get it in the eyes. You can't even open the eyes. Over your eyes. That's a that's a good tip for lip service. Don't ever if you gotta come in your eyes, don't over your eyes. Man, she's gonna burn. Don't burn, and you can go blind. You cannot go blind. You can't let me google that. Google where's web md? If if the semen is too acidic, Yeah,

the work done. I'm looking at this guy. Come in my mouth, my mother, swallow than nothing, have it all on my face, because then you gotta clean up the mess. Look, I only got about three more minutes to this for nothing. My pants? Yea disgusting. Yes, it seems like maybe did you come shoot out or does it drip out because there's some guys that shoot And is it a long session or is a short session? You know? What's what's my what's the whole day? The last time? If if

it's been a session, it's been a long time. If we've been to three hours, it's gonna go all over the place. It's gonna lava to a skirt. It's gonna be a volcano eruption. What happens if sperm gets in your eyes? Six things to expect going blind, pregnant, don't know it, just keep swallowing. Oh my god, you can get an STD from that. It says here you can get HIV and lights. Oh my god, this g h t V in my eyes. I'm coming in my face. Okay, your I will start to tear as it tries to

get the semen out on its own. Got that little denzel ty cry slush the semen out with lukewarm water, and then you're not gonna go blind. It's gonna be big red and irritated. Go ahead, pink eye for like too late. You're not gonna go blind. You can go blind. You where you can go blind when you get clamydia in your If you get in your eye, we'll wash it out with your squirre. Give me that might be fun. That's a wild right, I'm legally blind. I'm gonna call

you big joker. That's the big joker right there. You wow. Okay, Now, if you had to pick between these two, what would you want to do? And this is a B D S M. Can I get a yeah? Oh? Is that a tissue for? Okay? Animal play or age play? Now? Age play is when you do the whole daddy daughter or mommy baby roll or animal plays when you dress or act like an animal, like a puppy or a cat.

If you had to pick one, animal play or age play, my child molest bestologist not just a chime of it, but incestuous because it's like the same thing me calling a guy daddy, Right, it's the same thing. I don't let my mind go there. I don't want to have the mind of pedophile, so I just I don't. I don't want to tap in. What if I like it? And now I'm at all the play parks. Little girl, you know what we were talking about this early little boy? You want some kiddy, Come on, you don't take it that.

You take me a little paper. Family had a little paper. But what about dressing up like an animal and barking like a dog. Nothing like that, getting your hands weird, but like a dog. If the woman is acting like a dog, like me, like you like a girl. A girl doing that is different, you know, like a girl. He's like a cat, gott a leash on her neck. She goes over to a boy, starts lick. That's sexy to a guy, Like, look at that dude her anywhere? What if you pick a weird animal. I'm like, I'm

an ostrich. I'm gonna burn my head in your vagina. But jeez, what what were you gonna say? And then said, um, bark like a dog. I know a girl that has sex with DMX, Oh, I forgive him. Here's why he's special. He turned into way back and like, I was gonna say, the only way you do something like that is if you're really hot. He's crap makes you do your stuff and you believe it. Wait, so he said that barking.

He said that he was growling while they were doing and then no, like growling the dog though, like not moaning like roughly. But I like that guy. And then she said he started coming. He started barking like a crazy ass dog. Like here's the other thing, not like wolf ship, right, I mean that's like buster busting up like whole whole yeah. And he was like he couldn't wait. She was like, oh my god, oh my god, that's what he did. He barked. What if he better? I

don't think he took it that. I want to like biting. Yeah, yeah, you would like that. When he gets hard, dick comes out like that pink thing in what I mean, what if he lifted up his leg and peanut, honah, you shower, I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you that, I'm gonna hit I like doing that. I like playing on girls in the shower to be funny. I like it's not funny he really like, like this is for the warmer ship. I'm like, it's yellow. I like when they

catch you back, that's the that's the father. That's nuts. In the shower. I think if I had to have a gooden shower, I would want to in the shower or maybe in the only way and the ocean with the saltwater or something. You're not paying you contee on me in the shower because the prints off any And that's one thing I've never done me. She said, that's one thing you know that can cause infection, is that physically possible squirts coming at me. I just thought squirted

back at you. Guys when they have a heart on, it's hard you can't pee, but it just goes in weird directly in your face. Then, ye don't. I don't know. That got to be the worst in your face. Yeah, I can't imagine. I's not important. It was pretty hot. Well, girls do when they squirt sometimes it's had some urine. It was nine percent. I think I told you about that guy that I wasn't with and he came on himself by accident and his chin. Yeah, yeah, he was

like sh he tasted it, you know. He tasted. I got him, I got him a wash club and n you was it warm? Come or the wash class? The couple was warm, the worm, everything was warm. That's why I like when girls jerk you off, because they try to point that pointed at his own face. It was like a downer for me because I was like, it's weird. He just came on himself in his face, but didn't in front of you what you did it in front

of you know, so like we were messing. Man, we hadn't had sex yet, and come just you know, before we even had sex. He came in and hit him in the chin. But what was he doing? Grinding a lot high school ground? Now it was like a little hand job, you know how you started off? Yeah, like a light one. It wasn't even like a heavy like lotion to him. It was just a light little I've

had a guy like come like that. Like as soon as I touched it, he just came and I was just like, look, if I want to get out of here, I could come with my kids. I got mine. Come on, you don't want to do that, because then you don't want to come before you even get in. Sometimes you do, sometimes you do. You don't want to impression his thing. Some girls don't want to have sex first night. Some girls don't want to have sex for a while. So

you respect that and you enjoyed fully. And girls get turned on when you come like you're in high school and you come on yourself and she knows that your ship was so intended. Yeah, I wasn't because you want to fun. But I mean, but if you didn't, if you didn't, you old ding. I was actually relieved because I didn't want to have you see that, that's what you're talking about, And I was they were small, Yeah it was, and I was looking forward to that experience. No, honestly,

like what small. You know, we're the sides of the boat. It's the motion. And there's a lot that I feel bad guys a little. I just say I say prayers for them at night because I know that's a tough life to live. There's nothing you can do about it. Like if you have a small dick, you can't have a bigger They have that surgery. That surgery number one is very dangerous and number two, it doesn't make it that much bigger. I think they like cut the pull it.

They pull it out right and it doesn't get lots still inside of you. So they pulled it out, like, yeah, that's still not that much bigger. They say that there's a lot. There's a big chunk of it and side if you could pull it out, that's a I like I said, I think I've slept with two guys who got it done because it was just impossible for them to have the same dick, and it just was weird. Yeah no, but they had like the same dick, Like they went to the same I think they went to there.

They know each other. They're not friends, but they know each other, I think. And I think they went to the same doctor. They both got a scar. They both have the same exact scar, like an incision. Yeah, something happened. Um no, the um alright, one I've been I've been working with him for years, so I feel like I was with him before he got it done and then boom, nowhere with this big dick. I was like, oh okay, and um, I have to say his dick was before

before before this. I think he doesn't. He never spoke about it, so I don't know. I could be just like, speak about it now, you gonna have two conversations. Yeah, I don't know. I could have made this up in my mind. I don't know, but I feel like his dick didn't get as hard as it used to. Okay, you know what I'm saying. Like it still was a hard dick, but I felt like before it was just like stronger exactly. That's not that's not a pro. Yeah, yeah, that's the only thing I think. I think that's a

con about getting it. It was he better after the dick jab, but before it it was bigger. After the job, like it was more confident. So the sex was better and we did like nastier things after he slapped you with his big dick. Yeah, like he wanted it recorded. He um, he wanted to record it. You know. He was like looking at it a lot. It was more intense, like he don't want me to look at it. It was like his new friend, like look at it, like, look at it, look at it. You see that's it

going in pussy. Look how it looks like with some fresh as shots. And I'm like, okay, okay. Now, you know, when you do any type of S and M you have to have a safe word, all right, So what would your safe word be in the bedroom? So we know it's going too far still limit, it can't be stopped. Nigga outa. That might just be because people might not take that as a safe word in them. You know, it has to be something that has so unrelated to

what's going on. It comes out of nowhere because you say cheese, I'm gonna forget safe word, but you got a camera in here. I don't know, Apple, I don't think I would be able to say anything. It would be more of a body motion trying to run away. But what if you're doing You're like, Okay, we're gonna do some risky things, but we need a safe word. I don't know, she said I would. Yeah, it would be more of a physical thing for me than verbal

because sometimes guys don't. Sometimes you move and guys think you're moving, like because it hurts, but they think you're doing it and they can't tell if it hurts her, if you like. And that's why you gotta that's the thing is sometimes when a girl goes, you gotta try and figure out what that is. Yeah, because sometimes too deep and she's like like, nigger, that's my stomach grunt. You went a little so. But somewhere between that grimms

right there and right there if you find that sweet spot. No, but we're missing the whole. Like the whole point is to go beyond limits, you know, and then have a safe word, you know, because you're gonna die, right So she said, you're gonna die when you're doing crazy things like that. You're gonna push away, You're gonna be like, oh out, oh my god, stop your safe cosby, because that's what your sweat of. Yeah, I'm wearing a couzy. It's safe where it is. Quait lude quay ludes. Now

I think I would use unicorns. Unicorns that everyone the whole ye bit, yes, come in bit again, Yes exactly. I am the bitch. But I was like, we were talking earlier about play fighting gone too far. Have you ever been with a girl and y'all have been playfighting, but you seriously injured her? No, okay, this is weird. I was playing and I with a paint gun. Nigger out, not funny. It's the thing though I had it with

the paint up. I was like nineteen twenty years old. No, and I was like, I've never been paintball them before. I was about to go on my run hand like the next day until it is. I thought she was like laughing, and I was like, oh, you think it's funny, And I shot six more times. I was sorry, I'm so six. I felt so bad that I took the paint gun up clothes and I went bow and I shot myself in the hand. I said, look, and man, I still got the scarf right there. I think I'm

about have shadowed something right there. Well, my god, no they heard. I remember the guys in the from my block. They were like shooting people out the window back into days with paintballs. And I told him, you know, if y'all hit me with that, I swear to God, I'm gonna get my brother to cut you. So they did. But they hit my friend and she had a threat. It was a Puerto Rican threat. She had like a big bruise on her leg. She cried, she was so old.

The prost about it. Oh well, yeah, I swim paint ball. That hurt that, it hurts. Okay. Now we have some questions off of us, some people from Instagram that they wanted to know. Now, say that you're with somebody, right, you guys take a little break when you get back together. Do you need to tell them what you did while you were on break with other people? You know, if you want to know, just know what you ask. If you if you think I'm the old mean that I'm not.

I've had experiences. If you want to know, I'm gonna tell you. I just want to hear ship. You ain't got no jurisdiction to say anything. I wasn't with you, suck a day, baby, if we was on a break, I was just home praying. Definitely, don't have meant nothing. I'll tell her, but tell the truth about what. But if yall wasn't together and he wants to know that, yeah, I mean, listen, if I sucked with his brother or if I fu with wanted somebody he knows his father,

Yeah him. But if if I love this Nigga's song, like if I mean, but if I was with him, if I if I dated somebody while I was on break from my boyfriend, and you know he's it's not his business. He's not gonna tell me what he was doing. I'll tell you this much. I don't even ask exactly. I always feel like guys don't want stuff like that, but they don't like telling me. It's cool. At a point what happens to it? And you're just like, I

don't know. I don't give his flesh. It's okay. You're supposed to back from a break, right, she just had a long break from her man? Yeah, like eight months. Well we're still having sex. I don't know how long he actually kinds of people broken up, but we weren't together for like eight months and we've been together for like six years. Um, did you have to tell him? Well, you know, I didn't. We talked, We talked about we talked about it, but it wasn't like what what did

you do? And who did you do? It? Kind of just things just kind of came out because he did a whole lot and I found out, so it was that's different. My dirt wasn't really that severe as his USA. But I'm back. So guess what thing if I'm going to break, If I'm in love with somebody and we go on a break and then we get back together, Listen, I don't want to know what you was doing. We were broken up and I'm not gonna hold you to it, and that gets harder for guys to accept women doing it.

And then if you tell me I was you think that's true. Is it harder for a man to accept that from a woman. Um, I just think it's hard for certain people to accept certain things. Period. I think it's an individual thing, and personally, I think in a relationship should be real as you possibly can, so that you know each other and there is no cheating, there is no look cond keep it open down. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All of that sounds really good. But I'm just saying.

I'm just saying, like, if if I go on a break with um, Like, let's say I have a boyfriend and we go on a break and whatever he's dating, I'm dating. Right, we get back together, you tell me that you were fucking X y Z bitch, I'm gonna be like, Oh, what's it good? Oh? Really are you thinking about? Do y'all still talk? It's a whole bunch of I when y'all we're doing it. But what if you find out? Isn't it better for him to tell you then for you to find out? Now, if I'm

gonna find out, you should tell me. But if I'm never gonna find out, I'm good, don't tell. Here's why I think you should just be real. If you want to know I'll tell you because sometimes if you can find the purity through the bullshit, through the muck, and you've heard each other and you told each other the truth, and now you're at this place where you know I'm hurt, you hurt, and we still find that pure place and that pure love. Now we love through challenge, and now

the love is real. So I'd rather do that than live in some bullshit where we're playing make believe and it ain't real. Happened? Ye agree with that, But I mean if you were like, hell, no, unconditional love is the best love you can have, right, I agree with that. But you know what, for myself, just because you don't mean it, don't happen, it didn't happen, and I'd rather know what happened. The only thing I want to know is, Hey,

were you sleeping with anybody? Raw? If no, okay, if y'all's all right, then we should go to the doctor. And that's it. That's what you should go to the doctor. Specifics, I don't want to know about you. I don't want to know about the great times you were having. I don't want none of that. Yeah, never know any of that. Just all right, you were having real sex. Then go get checked out. Let's make sure you don't have HIV. Here's another question from I Love Love thirteen. How can

you make your man eat pussy? I have stopped giving him as much as I love doing it, to let him know how much it hurts not to get that slappy. Tell him leave that, leave that nigga, go home. Here's the thing that nigga, or maybe just maybe that's around on them when you're sucking that, he ain't got no choice because it's in his face. Or maybe when the guy, when a guy, I don't eat your pussy, it's for a couple of reasons. Maybe he don't know how to

be done, something to make him feel insecure. Three, it don't smell right, he'll put off dick in it because it ain't got a nose. And you feel like I can smell out this and it motivates you. But when you smell a bad one, it just makes it. I can't go down there. But hold on, If somebody's pussy these things, you might still potentially suck them when you're younger. Yeah, because you think you can suck the stink out of you stink y'all. You get older, you go not mine.

He can't come over here with this. Don't bring this. I know you. You can't bring it. You can't bring this over here. What are you talking about? Smell list yourself. Yeah, that's you. Don't don't do that. That's not even cool. Like I think I think she should tell him. I mean, yeah, she probably has told him, and she's probably like, I'm not doing this no more until you start doing it, like what child exactly? I mean maybe, like like he said, maybe you got to teach him, you know, like just

teach him. Maybe he's uncomfortable, or if he's just not the kind of guy who doesn't eat pussy. You guys aren't sexually compatible and you should just move on. Sometimes he don't know how, But you gotta Every woman likes it different. You know, you can't have the same rhythm. You have to get to know each vagina that you're with like it's brand new. You gotta kissing date the vagina and figure out what makes him move, what she likes, what rhythm she likes. Does she like fingers, does she

not like fingers? Does she like it sucks? Does she like it lick? Where so I'm like it on the left side so I'm like it on the right side, so I'm like it on the top. It just depends. I'm like a finger in the ass, I'm like wanting the ass and two in the pussy something like, you know, but it depends, and you just gotta figure out, you know, through trying, trying, trying, ever, but you gotta make a

man feel comfortable enough. It's okay that you guys just sit there and you try that, and we appreciate the effort because there's nothing worse than a guy who doesn't try, who just doesn't want that. At least get in there and give it a try, and that will give you gotta play to win. And on the previous power and on a previous episode, you know, we spoke about it that a woman might think you're gay if you're not

eating her pussy, right, you know what I mean? So you get to it, or get if he never eats your bussy but he always eats your ass. Yeah, if he never eats your pussy but he always wants to, that's a good way to intimidate him into it. So you don't like to eat pussy, you know how was listening to Life Service and um, they say that you might be gay. Do you like boys? Youbody want to tell me? Could you be with a female who doesn't sect Marlon? No, Yes, that's so nice of you. You're

sous don't. But here's the thing, you know, I think that you know I would of course, I have a beautiful pipe and I would love for you to suck it, and he would really enjoy that. But if that's not what you do, I don't want you doing something that you don't feel comfortable to do it. Now, with that said, I gotta get my dick sucks something that she don't suck it. Um uh, they've sucked it. But sometimes they don't they listen, they don't. They don't. Some some women

just don't feel like that's that's what they do. They don't. I was about to say, I have a friend and she's very insecure about her dick sucking abilities, and she's just like, I don't like doing it because I'm not good at it. Then she'll do it, but she's just like, it's nothing worse than I have her than dick sucks. I'm not good at it, so I'd rather not, but I'll do it. But she's not good at because it think she's good at I will walk you through it and walk you through it. Here's how you do it.

And you know what guys are getting sucks differently. No, not just differently. We like it different every day, a different style, yeah, they do. Sometimes guys like I want to push. Some guys like it fast to cheek it. Sometimes I'm so hard I just want you to bite it. Just fucking shut up and bite that ship. That's the face. Now come in and just get the spit on it. Don't don't, don't leave that ship. Let the drawbd. Yeah, now now pull off and let that draw. Now come

and get the rest of that ship. Now, give you two hands. You I'll walk you through it. I'm just scared together. I always think that guys don't like teeth. No matter what he asked you to bite it, you do what he said. No, I've had a guy I'm telling you, we spoke about this that. You know this guy, his dick was so big, and he'll be like, oh, baby, I love what I figured teeth, And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry that he liked it. But he liked it. It was weird. I don't want you

to scrape it. But he liked when I was cz challenge how hard this sounds fifty Shades of Black to me? You guys brought me here to talk sex, and I didn't want to talk about sex. Okay, Well, last question, last question before we get out of here, because I know you've got a lot going on in Fifty Shades of Black coming out, which we're all going to see. Actually we should do a lip service trip together. Yes we should. Yeah, I love it and go see it.

Um the last before you do that, I want to say this January, I'm going to be at the or Feum Theater in New Orleans doing stand up comedy. UM in New Orleans at the or Fium January two, February fourteen through UH seventeen, the Carolines, New York definitely comes good times. And then uh February UM February nineteen, I'm at the Aztec Theater in San Antonio. February twenty, I'm at the fucking House of Blues in Dallas, the fucking

House of Blues. Yeah, yeah, but I was gonna ask you, do you ever feel like women a woman is over acting, like when she's having I don't do that. Say no, here's the thing before we do all that ship. You know what I need. I need connection. I need a nice slow just connection. Just feel me. Sometimes you don't even need to move. What we need to do is get to know each other. Rhythm, just slow, it's not no, don't don't even stiff in your back, just losing yourself up.

Just let me feel you, let me. Then we can get to the disgusting places because we've connected, right, Mr Black? What about it? Because I was watching um A train wreck and she, you know, when a guy puts down his pen and she's like, oh my god, you're gonna hurt somebody with that thing. Wow, it's so big, Like that's really overacting. If you did that to a guy in real life'd be like, okay, bitch, calm down, stop it. Sometimes would you like that? Some sometimes you get but

oh my god, I think that's too big. Anyone? Do you like it? As long as you're gonna sucking, I'm good, you know, since it depends. Some girls really have really small vaginas. You know, you put it in and only this much is in you, like, you know, only the neck of your dick is wet. But you know some girls have bigger vaginas and you can go all the way up and and they don't work better. It depends you want to be able to put it all the

way in. You don't want to just put it. You want it all they Listen for me, Listen for me. This this little room, this I called the attic that's inside a woman's vagina. It's the attic. It's the top part that you go past and you go in, and it makes her eyes open up with and it kind of hurts, and it hurts a little bit good. But it's not gonna make you bleed. It just makes you go that little room. I like living there for a little while and then coming back down. I think today

was that Marlon Wayne's has a huge dick. It's nice. It's not huge. It's not huge. I have a nice size. It's it's perfect. I've had girls got to make up in the house. I want to make it out of your dick going up there. But sometimes the angle you put put the legs up, you get to add it a little soon you could. It's not huge, it's not don but you have to be a good lover. I

saw the House movie. I thought you're gonna say you saw a sex tape, and usually when he got to the stuff animal begetting it, it's like like I watched both of those movies on a day, and both times I'm like, that's textually it does. Do the animal plaything. That's what that's what those that's what comedy, that's what movies. You know, it's funny. I took my kids to see those movies. That part came and my daughter closed the eyes and to my son and I said, hey, owen, see,

that's how you was made, that's how you got here. Well, Marlon Wayne, thank you so much. Fifty Stades of Black January twenty seconds, twenty second at the February nineteen, I'm at the February nineteenth. I'm in Azteck in San Antonio. February twentie, I'm at the Dallas House of Blues. In February fourteen through seventeenth, I'm at Carolines in New York City's good Times found out. I know, days off, days off, Okay, that was lip service. Yeah, thank you. Good Times