Episode 28 Ft Alia Janine

our tips. It is thanks This is our special Thanksgiving edition of lip Service, because of course what goes best with the holidays sex, yeah, and the non holidays and the weekdays and the weekends. But so our question today and these are your just the tip. You gotta give your tip? What do you contribute for the holidays? If you don't know how to cook? Oh, dessert, contribute bring a cake or a pie, booze al, that's good, liquor.

I cook. I don't know. I contribute. I cooked. But if I had a friend that I invited over and they felt as though that they weren't, you know, couldn't make a sufficient meal, and they asked me, well what can I bring, I would say bring dessert? Yeah, no, I agree with can't have enough cakes and pass for

the holidays. Yeah, and when I wasn't a person who cooked, that's what I would bring, like the pumpkin pot and some men is a cheap one because station the station exactly like, here's some cookies, you cook, what do you bring? I do? Um? I can cook um anything that they pretty much bought me to. My mom was um. She was a really good baker. Um. She actually got a scholarship from Betty Crocker. She wanted she want like some contest. So like I learned how to cook from her basically,

and like I have to follow instructions. That's amazing. But yeah, I could listen. My family is all coming up with my house and I'm getting everything catered. You're not gonna cook. I'm not gonna cook. Only because it's thirty people getting cater girl for forty people. Last year, I could we're both of our families all came over to the house. And this was her first Thanksgiving. Last year, we're both of their families meeting. We kind of gotta do it, and I have to cook, and I put my foot

in at meal, thank you very much. It's just like the same members of the family, and yeah, right, it's like my regular family. Let me tell you. I will, however, because the way that it is, like when I get it catered, I still have to put stuff in the oven for a certain amount of time, so I will take a picture for Instagram. It's just finness. I did that last year. But yeah, it's a big deal around the holidays. Now. We always talk about this because this

is like make a break time for some people. Now. I have a friend who was with her man fit three years and she never met his family. So they broke up and she was like, I can't take it anymore. Every holiday he would go see his family and not bring her, but he knew her family. It feels like, yeah, yeah, he's bringing the white It was his family like really crazy or something. I don't know. I don't think so.

But even if your family is crazy, like we all have embarrassing family members, Yeah, no, I think that he like, like you said, Earle, I think he's probably married. Probably married. I said the same thing. And three years three years a long time, like first year, okay, I get it, but second and third year, No, you're hiding something. They weren't living together, No, they were with it they were together like three or four times a week. Oh, but like she would be in his house, he would be

at her house. So I was like, I don't understand. I don't understand either, But when do you bring somebody to me? Your family never so people get pregnant quick. But I'm saying, like it's the holidays. Now. I learned this because I had an ex boyfriend, hey me to meet his whole family on Thanksgiving. His mom was mad because it was her first time meeting me, and she felt like she should have met me. Yeah, like you go to a dinner? Yeah, because what um with one

of my exes. Um? He took me to one of his cousin's engagement parties and he was Hispanic, so literally his whole family was there. And I'm just like this little white girl like Laura Espaniel. But I know all you fuckers are talking about awkward. It was fine for like the first two years was great, alright, but so you you think like the first I mean Stephanie was going on to for me, I don't know, um, when I mean in my service relationships like hidden like my

son's father and his mother, I'm his mother. Like the second day I met him. His mother was always like behind him, so right and then, um, my last relationship. I knew his parents since we were kids. So what about now now? If I mean right now, I'm I'm you know, I'm single, and I've been entertaining myself and the guy that um that I've been talking to, you know, entertaining myself with. He asked me to come over to

his family's things. Oh yeah, already yeah, and I kind of, you know, I said, I have something else to do. Why don't you want to? God that you like him? I do like him a lot. I like him a lot, but but you know, I just came out of a relationship. I don't want to be in a relation and the family and that's kind of it's not even it's not even nothing against him, and I don't want to be serious with him or anything. I just you know, I have a child to have other family that if he

offended that he invited you and you're not gonna come. Know, He's just like, um, you could like you we both live in the same place. He's like, you could, um, you know, after you see your family, So I don't know, we'll see you. We'll play by you like that. Would be crazy. Maybe go after the dinner when everyone's like relaxed or right, can you get you drunk? Like that's the thing. I know on things giving, I'm gonna be drunk.

I know I'm gonna be drunk, the last thing you want to do when you meet you, and I'm gonna be like, hey, I'm stay like the greatest thing ever, I'm drunk. I think it's probably kind of funny. It's if they have a good, fun family. Yeah, everybody, like you're everyone's drunk and in my family, so it would be weird for you not to be. And most people are fun where they're drunk. So there you have it.

Anybody ever had a bad holiday? Oh my god? Everyone sing one time at home with my best eating noodles, eating noodles and noodles, noodles. Well, at least you guys had each other. Don't be on green. Yeah, but a little face. My friend day is giving. I'm single. I spent it alone with my best friend at the time, a girl that I was hanging out with, and we felt like or friends. But it wasn't bad because you know,

like we were making the best of it. I don't take a holidays that seriously because of that reason, because everyone's like, oh, you're alone on this day. I'm like, it's a Thursday, Turkey, what time? I want? Whatever the want? All right? Now? How about this? Christmas is also coming up, Hanukkah, Kwanza, everything, whatever, and people celebrate. If somebody gives you a really nice present, but you were planning to break up with them, can you still break up with them? What's the protocol here?

Are you supposed to give the gift back? No? No, it's a gift. It's it's a gift that they gave you and not your fault that you were going to break up with them when they gave you the gift. Like that just happened. So you keep the gift and then you wait like two or three days and there. Or if it's a car, oh no, you totally keep that. If he's dumb enough to buy you a car, oh no, you totally. Yeah, But do you wait a little while.

If someone give you something really nice to you, don't you feel guilty unless at least another month or two, Unless they're buying it for you to try to keep you, then you definitely keep the present and definitely dumb. It depends because a lot of times if someone's buying you a car either a like they're completely oblivious to the relationship what's going on. Because normally when someone wants to break up with someone, you feel it. Otherwise you're not

in it. Although I don't know if guys are as tuned in. I don't think that you should plan to work up. I don't think you plan to work up with somebody. I think you just break up. Sometimes it is across. Sometimes it is like I'm gonna have to break up with them, Okay, Like if you're breaking up with somebody for a long time and it took me a long time to actually do it, but I did it. Yeah, it's hard to try to kill me. Oh yeah, he tried to kill me when I broke up with me.

Kill me. You'll know, like a hotel, you'll know the backs there wa in the whole town. Hun they're made out of like concrete. And yeah, so he throwed me down those steps. Let's see, that's what happened with my he did. He tried to throw me down. He threw me down the back stairway by the airport. No, I was a little bang them bruise. But this is around the time when we had the Razor phones and I was on the phone at the time trying to call my friends so she can come pick me up. And

I tumbled down the steps. And I think the fact that I held the phone to my face trying to talk to her is with like, help my head, because my order, my head and all of this was all bruised up. But good thing you about him? Go right, like, Ani was the same guy I killed. This is her? Back it up there. He threw you down the stairs. This was and after that you still had sex. No, no, no, no, no no no. The heart attack came before I tried to break up with him. Okay, so we had a

heart attack. I thought he no, she died. I didn't kill I remember the story. You know he had heart problems. You know what I mean. He wants how the heart attack. He eventually died of a heart You killed I know, I know, I know that's why you always did it. But I really didn't kill him. I don't know. I just started it. You start. Yeah, she started the path. He rest in peace. But yeah, he tried to kill me first. What did you press charges? No? I left.

That's what made me move to Atlanta. Yeah, so he didn't go to jail for throwing you. I didn't. Oh you're I just picked up on my shi and left. What would you have done? Oh, the same thing because my boyfriend I was living with him though he um found my sex list from high school. Oh sex list? Yeah, well, I mean it was from high school. Many people were on it, oh at that time, only like fifty okay from high school only well, I mean at the time I was up to like I was twenty two, so

it was all the way up to twenty two. Mostly all of them were in my twenties. So you can settle that. But no, no, um, he found that and he got drunk and he actually had cheated on me. So it was that whole like projection things. We like hit me and try to throw me down a flight of stairs. But I like I was going to school to be a cop at the time. Um, but crazy. But he's a really big guy. He was like six

one six two three hundred pounds. But like I turned around and like I popped him like two three times and I ran down the stairs. And then about a month and a half later, like I moved out, I took him. I made him, give me like ten fifteen grand, like furnished a whole another apartment, buy me a car, and then I left it. Wow. So yeah, you don't hit me, Yeah, you don't hit me. Yeah, you passed him three times. Yeah, I gave him like a little shot.

I mean because I don't know from like cop training. Yeah. Yeah, well it's more like a palm and then a punch and that was like that huge and then yeah and I was drunk to this was Yeah, it was a gnarly me. That is crazy. Has anybody ever tried to kill you, Stephanie? I mean yeah, but not like that, not throwing me down the stairs or anything like that. But you know, I've been woken up to like being choked to die. Yeah, like fucking bitch, bitch that you're

not you've never been in love. If your man hasn't tried to kill you as someone, I don't, I don't need love. Yeah, I don't believe that. It's been like choked out a couple of times, Like I mean I kind of like that in bed, so that me too, But it's not the violent choking, Like the violent means you were sleep. Yeah, there's there's like specific kinds of choking, Like you could cut off the air, but the main

part is cutting off blood circulation. That's what we'll knock somebody out when he cut off air, that will kill him. So it really depends on how you choke with somebody. I don't out, but I'm a little air. I don't want to die either, auto affixiation not like that. All right now, aaliah U. You were saying to me earlier before we said this show that you're in an open relationship and this is what works for you. So you can fuck who you want to fuck, and you're dude

can funk who he wants to suck. Also, do you have to approve it? Like you have to tell him like, hey, I'm at this guy. Absolutely, you don't tell him after you just do it. No, Yeah, that'd be weird. That'd be like throwing his face, like, hey, look at all these cocks. I was. I was in a relationship before and he used to ask me questions in details, like you want to know every single guy? Yeah, some guys

like that's a coup cald. Some guys really like get off on that and like that would be like I've had relationships like that, But that's a little bit too much, just be like, Okay, no, I this is you, Like we shared this. It was really weird, but I just kept up with it because I got to kick out of it because he would really like it. You know what I think? Did he ask that? Like? What kind of questions did he ask? How was it? How big? Was it? Was it better me? Would you do to him?

How like everything? How did it happened? Did you initiate the sex? If it was better? You would be like, yes, it was better. No, yes, we didn't believe you then because he was somebody's better, but he really good sex, and then nobody is better than you, daddy, No, it was he had really good No, he was good in bed. Did you ever want to watch? No, but he wanted to listen one time. That's weird. Yeah, some guys really really get off on that, like immensely, like it's crazy,

and some girls like, yeah it was older. Yeah, it's great for a certain relationship, especially like it's a sex worker that's sucking perfect. So what are the rules for the open relationship? Are there any rules? Like, Okay, here's the rules. You can't be with this person more than three times or no, there's I think, what about like protection, Well, yeah, protection is definitely um a thing. Yeah, like we use

protection and stuff like that. But um no, there's like don't ask, don't tell kind of thing, like a whole other relationship. Um yeah, to a certain extent, we've talked about that. That was like if we're going to be with somebody else then yeah, but no, no, Yeah, this is more just like sexual urges to be like, oh, I'm really sexually attracted this person because you know, I travel a lot and stuff, and so they'll be like, oh, I'm going to bring this person and probably never see

him again kind of deals. It's not like we get to sleep with like random people every day. It's just like if something happens and that happens. That's like what Monique was saying. She says, she goes on the road and sometimes you get a little urge to do it, and she does sometimes I want to suck somebody else, and sometimes I just do it. And she said that monogamy or whatever, adultery shouldn't be the basis of breaking up. You shouldn't break up over infidelity. Well, how does a

natural thing? Monogamy is unnatural in the general, Like if you get down to the scientific concept of it monogamy. That's why faithful, because it's in their DNA. They can because it's um. It's a challenge for them though. It really is a challenge. Gets a challenge. Okay, it's very natural for him that you guys lived together. No, no, no, it will be together. It will be um four years December of tea Dad, y'all got together right before Christmas. You got a gas the first year. Uh yeah, yeah,

I got im after eight days. Right, it was like it was just it was like a Mark Jacob's dress. That's nice. That's nice. Yeah, that's a very personal gift too. Oh he's phenomenal. Like he's very it's like good at all. That like a lot of my really nice expensive dresses, Like he picks them all. Likes what he do. Oh, he owns stuff, lots and lots of stuff. I don't really talk about, like who he is. Does he go and buy himself or does he have someone pick it? Oh? No,

he goes and buys it out. Like for my birthday, I got um, Stephanie. That is amazing. It's hard to find a guy that's good, that's good at Yeah, and like he knows my shoes, eyes and stuff like, yeah, dope, beautiful. Not theseus right here? These are my picking. This is my style. He dresses me up. Now, So what would you guys do now, gig if a guy got you a nice present but you were planning to break up, do you keep the present or do you give it back?

Y'all know, I'm keeping every thing. I ain't give big ship. It's mine. You bought it, it's mine, I'm keeping it. What if you buy him something and he breaks up it too, keep it? He gets to keep it? Yeah, I mean I'm not gonna I'm not. I'm not going to do the double can keep it? Just be mad though. Well, if a guy gets just sat here all the time, all those seconds trying to think of who actually broke up with me? Nobody ever broke up with me? I

do the breaking up breaking up around here? Well, I mean, if a guy bought me a gift and I was planning on breaking off with him, it will probably get him, buy him a couple more weeks for sure. Okay, you're still going to keep the gift because that's what I'm gonna keep. That text your friends and you'd be like all right, I can't break up with this zude days girl. Yeah right, yeah, exactly. You just bort yourself a month

over for you. I used to sate this guy that used to buy me presents all the time, and I was like, okay, I don't even want to be with him anymore, but he's always I had to tell him. I was like, please do me a favorite and stop buying a meythings. I would. Yeah, that makes me feel guilty. It made me feel bad. It's okay if I really like you and I want to be with you, cool, But if I don't want to be with you when you keep on buying meself, I feel bad, especially if

I like you as a person. It seems like they're almost trying to like you know, you don't feel bad what you don't feel by me? Everything I could care less. You wasn't ex for it, right, he was thinking upon himself. Yeah, but I think that he thought we were going to end up together one day with all of this stuff that he probably I love you, and I know you only lead people on in the wrong way. You you kind of like play it cool, So he should have saw the signs that she wasn't, you know, and that's

up to him that he wanted to keep unning. And I felt bad because you know, sometimes you dad somebody and you feel bad because they're so nice and they do great stuff for you, and you're like, why can't I like him? Yeah? Like why am I not? In just like your eyebrows? It's something, and then it's something as minute as that. It could be like I don't like the way he burps, or something like there's something I feel like I can't mannerisms will kill a guy. I don't. I don't like I don't like the way

he drives. I don't like like him. When you like a guy, you like like everything he does. Yeah, damn. I love the way his hands look on us. Yeah, every little thing. But it's my down. But when you stop because the same things that you love about a guy, I love when he snores. It's so cute. As soon as you break up like that, I gotta get up. He found a couch. Let me suffocate him some up here.

That's snoring every night, jees jes. Thinking about people, you know, when I'm I know when I'm starting and say, hey, a guy when I don't like the way he smells anymore? Oh, my god, that's a big thing. Smell. I love him, he smells so good. But when I hate him, it's like that's, um, that's that's your hormones basically telling you

that that dude's done. Yeah, that's your body whatever. Yeah, listen, when you love a guy, if his his dank ass breath in the morning, you'll be like, I love it, breathe only it doesn't bother you and be like I'll make out with you. Right Yeah, Like that's like that. But when you don't love him anymore, he don't why I'm talking to me. You ain't even brush your But yeah, they say that if you love the way a guy smells and you love him, like scent is super important.

Yeah for women. Yeah, he has this cologna. I like that. He was all the time and um like he you know, he has a couple of different things that he goes through. But I always noticed that when we when we like beefing, who were the cologna? I like to be smart, I called him in one time to like, really gonna wear that COLOGNEA like you. It's it's like a man's from It's like if if I like the way that you know that smell that comes from the side of your mouth.

You can't smell everybody has it, your freemones, fremones. Yeah, yeah, people call it. People say a whole bunch of different ways. But that smells, you know, the natural smell from your body. I like, listen, if you love a guy, you love

his musty aston well that things. Actually they've done studies. No, oh no, they've actually done studies where like they've had m guys like work out in a T shirt and like had their wives or girlfriends or whatever, and then the women had to smell the shirts to to find their guy, and every single woman picked out their man's T shirt because they know the smell. Yeah, like smell. It's this is all sizes. I study psychology and brains and stuff, so this is very fun um but yeah

it is. It's it's like women love the sense of like the way that a guy smells, and it's very important to us if things don't smell without smells like yeah yeah, but it's just like yeah, it's just like the skin, like their skin. Now. Earlier, I was saying that I think that sex should be like fun and funny. Oh sex, it's hilarious. Now for you and you were you were porn so your retire porn stuff and you started doing stand up comedy. So how do you make

that transition? Because I find like during sex, I find things. I think it's always good when I'm with somebody and we both can laugh at that. It's something that happens like a quief and yeah, because that's natural and it's funny like it happens. It's right, be like O, it's like I quickly because you were so big when you play, there's so much air, chapter and sometimes love. That for all of the explanations, that's what happened, So talk about that.

How did you make that transition though? Like, how did you know you wanted to do stand up comedy? Um? Well, I was while I was in porn um in l A I UM. I would do comedy sketches and like YouTube videos and stuff like that and hang out with comedians. And when I was a dancer, um, prior to that, I worked as your club that it had a comedy club underneath it, and it's also a bartender at a comedy club. Those all just kind of there. It was just something that I wanted to try. Like I went

to school to be a cop. I studied psychology, I was in porn. I do a bunch of stuff basically, and so I was like, Okay, let's try this, like I was writing a bunch of stuff, and yeah, this is actually something that has really stuck so far. We'll see people recognize you all the time, Like when do they people come up to you want to see, like I was just watching um No, not like every once in a while people will come up um. But for the most part, a lot of my fans know that.

I think a lot of my fans are kind of weird and creepy because they've seen me funk, Like they don't know me as a real person and they just see me like I've had dudes come up like show me like porn that I was in. I'm like, no, bro, like like that's a line that's yeah, that's disrespectful. I'm not going to sun off when you're not even paying for it. Like this is why I have to do comedy now, because no one pays for their fucking porn. Everything in comedy doesn't exactly pay for a whole lot

either right now. But I just keep getting sucked by the entertainment world. Basically, though yeah, no, I've all yeah, obviously I'm doing it. Um No, it was a pretty easy transition, I think, um mainly because a lot of the comics here, like they know that I'm serious about it, because there's a lot of not a lot, but there's a couple of other girls in the industry. They're like, oh, I'm gonna do comedy or oh I'm gonna um be a DJ, like there's like thirty porn star DJs now,

or there's like the fashion designers. But then once they realize how hard it is to like really do any model. Yeah, like no matter how hard, Like comedy is hard as funk. Like people don't realize, like you have to write your own material, like you have to do all this stuff, and I think you go places and you have to try to get on because it's not even yeah, like you have to do open mics and stuff like that. And a lot of girls say like, oh, I've done two poor and so now I'm famous and I'm gonna

do this and be famous in this. It's like, no, honey, it's just two dicks. Like you need to sell down. No one even knows your name, like and now anyone with a camera could basically be a porn star quote unquote. So I mean it's like I really like amateur porn too. Oh well, now yeah that's huge. Now it's the amateur ship and I'm like, yeah, I can't do amateur and stuff like once you claim yourself as a porn star, would be like, oh, I'm not a porn star, peo,

don't really care. You can still call yourself an amateur because it'd be ports are the same person over and over again and it's still amateur. Oh yeah, well, I mean I've shot amateur porn when I was not like that. It was like an amateur company, Like, yeah, you're a brand new company, so it's amateur. I guess I don't know, but yeah, I always felt like laughing in bed is so with some funny things that you'll have had happened, like while you were having something like professionally or either

either some funny ships. Um, I'm almost technically broken, guys, dick ones. That's not funny, by the way. Oh I mean, well, I mean I saw that happen with um Pinky the porn star. She she went up and then went down on the guystick so hard, and the whole kind filled up with blood. That happened to you? No, no, um, what happened with this guy? I wasn't imporn at the time. It was, um, it was before porn BPS before um. It was a guy that I've known since like the

sixth grade. It was someone that I always had a super crush on and like I was like eight and a couple of our friends from high school hanging out and that's when we ended up hooking up. And um, it was just like two days. Like it was great. From what I remember. Everybody like called me two days later. I was wasted. Um me call me two days later and he's like, hey, like this is awkward. He's like do you have anything And I'm like, um, I'm like no.

And we used a condom. Um do you know, like I remember that much right And he's like, oh, well, I'm at the doctor's right now because my taint is black and blue like his whole well he had a previous hernia before and kind of failed to mentioned, but like literally like everything, like his whole package was black and blue. Yeah, he had to go like the special penis doctor and stuff like that. What did you do to him? I told him that's what he gets for

making me wait since the sixth grade. That must have been so painful, you know, like it was like he was fine, He's like I was perfectly. He's like it didn't start. He's like it didn't hurt. It was just all black and blue. Like there's like some I've never heard. I've never telled nobody's dick black and blue either, do you look ask and all of that. Yeah, yeah, I've done all of that. I actually, actually, y'all know, we get it kicked out of the conversation probably the first time.

It came so late in the damn interview. Yeah no, I actually I got it called um like imporn because they like porn is very racist. I think everyone is aware of that. I just dating the obvious. But there's some like fans and stuff like that, especially with some of the girls that don't do interracial scenes, like they're automatically labeled an get paid less to know, somebody said that, he said, you get paid less if you do scenes with black bir moron, No, you get paid the exact

same amount. What the fuck? Oh my god. No, But there's this one like one guy made a word press site dedicated to white porn stars that would do in a racial scenes but wouldn't eat black eyes asses. And it's like a lot of these fans don't realize that, Like we get hired to do specific things, like that's

a specific like fetish, that's a niche. If we get hired for that scene, like I will do that, yes, but if it's not on the scene, like I'm not going to do it, I'm not going to do it because I'm not getting paid more for it, Like this is like no, then is like anal. Well, well to be like okay, you're doing an anal scene with so and so today would be like okay, be like we need you to eat as, we need you to do this we need and be like okay, these are the

things on the list. And what's so funny is that exact day I actually worked with Shawn Michaels and I ate his ass out. So I thought it was just the most hysterical thing. I'm like, wait a fucking month asshole before you, Like it was just so r Have you ever made a guy come from eating his ass? Uh? Possible? I made a guy come just from playing with his balls. Really, he must have been really sensitive and like with the mouth and licking. Yeah, but just from playing with balls.

Is there anything that you've been proposition to do for a movie that you've been like, nah, I won't do that. Yeah. I was never into like gang bangs or blow bangs or like boukacki scenes just like everywhere. Yeah, that's exactly what it is, exactly everywhere. It just like no, I wear contacts with ship burns when it cons what do you get paid the most for? Like in the contact if they put they're like, okay, we'll give you extra

if you dadada. Well, normally like gang bangs and stuff like that because there's more people, um, like your first anal scene. You tend to get more money for your first anal scene because they haven't produced. Because there isn't one out, it's fairly easy um to do that. So like your first anal females girls get like two grand or whatever, depending on who they are. Well, I'm gonna let a guy know with have any with me. It's in the question. You don't like anal sex, I'm no,

I'm number on. Some girls prefer anal sex over back. You're like that, I wish I could prefer anal sex over yah, I don't. First of all, I don't understand how like even a finger in my ask makes me win a ship. Later that the pressure, well that's why you use enemas and like there's um like but uh, ammonia a d. I actually like to take that stuff like if I go out, like if I plan to get real drunk, like I'll take anti tiree in medicine before just because alcohol is not good to your body

the next day and it helps you're welcome people. But emmium a check. Yeah, that's too much like if you know, that's comment, that's commitment and to your hangover be like Okay, I'm gonna be hungover, but I also don't want the ship. So so so if you if you take this medicine, yeah, well yeah you'll take it before um, so that way like doesn't happen because ship. But yeah, you take the ammonium and then you use an enema to clean out whatever you know, whatever you have, and then yeah, you're

you're good to go. Oh check, but you all kind of like mart like, but plugs and stuff like that also help with the pressure and like afraid that like it's gonna hurt because yeah, the first couple of times, like the first time you have vaginal sex, it's not pleasant, like it hurts, it feels like somebody's back. But I was really prepared, you know, like he was eating my pussy a lot and fingers and you know, you didn't have a really big he had to start penis. He

had a starter penis. That's good. Yeah, But I don't know, and I just feel like it's just it's just never been something I've been comfortable with. I want to be I can't relax. Well, that's like you have to be very. You have to be very. You can't be all up in your head with it too. And that's why I like a lot of women like have a hard time orgasm because they're all up in their head with the shi Like do I look right on my titties slapping the wrong way? You know? Is that hair still there

in my head? Is like the anal queen because she can ride, they can hurt. Yeah, some like I know girls that like, yeah, people that orgasm from it all the time. Yeah, it's their favorite thing to do. It's an amazing orgasm because it's so different. Yeah, but what about guys, like if you stick your fingers in their asses. It weirds you if they come like that absolutely not

know the prostate. I totally like I've tried to get guys to let me play with their prostate because should open up to the Yeah, like I've pegged like guys and guys that you wouldn't think that would want to be pegged at all, the like, no, because they're in human being pegged. Kind Yeah, but that's where like some guys very comfortable with their sexuality and realize that, oh this isn't gay because a lot and that's what it is,

Like it's anatomically correct. Yes, that's where their most sensitive is. So in order to get there, you got not gay. I mean I respect the guys that don't want to try, like totally, but if it's not gay, if I'm doing it, if a woman is doing it to you, it's not gay. Now if you have your your body do it to you.

A whole different conversation. We need talking about something. Do you ever know any guys that ever did weird ship while they were high, like with other guys, like circles or something that's weird stuff around each other are weird. I can't even imagine being in a room with my home girls masturbating. No, guys have sex in the room with their boys. I think that's crazy. I think it's weird. Just like your friends watching you. That's very animalistic in them.

Just be like that's the dominance thing, Like watch me kind of things. I'll show a little bit of like an exhibitionist. Only one time I watched my friend house sex because she bag me. She's like, I got a recorded he have to record because the guy was making really weird noises. He was like making a really funny noise. And she's like, I know you don't. Nobody's gonna believe you have to record this. And he knew you were recording. No, he didn't know. I was in there sneaking. What how

did you do that? Because it was you guys are sharing a room or something. No, we weren't sharing a room. We were Um, we were at the guy I was dating at the time's house and he had like a big house with a bunch of different rooms. Okay, So so she's like, I'm going to leave the door open and you know, the lights off. I just like, you know I recorded it that. It does make you laugh though, and guys make weird noises during Yeah, he was making

a Yeah. That's why when I like started sleeping with corn dudes, I'm like, they don't make these noises because they're not allowed to. They're not no like they're like in certain porns, Like they don't want to see anything from the guy but his cock. And it's about the amazing. Yeah, it's amazing. That's funny. They don't think just shut up and look pretty and things. That is too though, because a guy making noises important. If a man is watching it,

that might throw him off. That's exactly why they're not allowed. Imagine your dude watches some more and and the guys like you, I mean like they do a little bit of like normal sex no noise, but it's not like they don't really talk a lot. Yeah, Like it's all like we're the ones that have to be vocal. Yeah, Like they're just they're just there for the cock. That is literally all we need from them. Feminism is you're do you feel like you have to be loud during

sex for a guy because they want that. Absolutely. I'm actually have a guy tell me quiet down, my guys. I did have a guy tell me that I need to make noise when I was like, really, what kind of noise like noises? More like yeah, A lot of guys like they want like one guys want to talk. I'm okay, is like I have your dick in my mouth. I can't do you want a conversation? Yeah, like you want a dirty talk? While I was sucking and sick, I'm like, just so, do you want dirty talk or

do you want me to talk your dick? Because those are two completely dirty things? Like you have watched one too many of my movies. That's not I definitely moan when I'm sucking sick for sure. Yeah, but I'm about to like be like loud and I'm not loud because it's not like your noise has come natural. Whatever right back is going to happen. It's going to happen. But I have gonna intentionally be loud, like you're not paying knock it off. You brought that. Let's talk about something

that Amber Rose said that people got upset about. Right. She said this in Time magazine. She said, as women were fortunate enough to use our seductive skills, you not to be able to get money from our significant others. I also talk about seduction in the book A lot of women don't know how to seduce a man. It's extremely easy. Once you get to that point, you can

get anything you want and out of them. She said, it might sound messed up, but once you get to that point, it's not using it's not using a man, it's literally getting what you want by any means necessary. And people were upset about that, and some people have defended her because it's the truth. I know people have a real hard time with the truth lately. I know, like we were just talking about how if a guy gave us a gift, like, would we stay with him

because he got us that gift? That's the type of horror right there, be like he gave us a gift. Oh well, now I feel like I need to stay with him for this because he gave me a gift. Right that's horror mentality right there, And it's not necessarily for mentality, But that's just the way that women have

literally survived for centuries. And I honestly think that because of how powerful sex is for men and how much power the pussy actually holds, Like women would actually rule the world if it wasn't for things like marriage, and if it wasn't for like slut shaming and stuff like that, because I'm pretty sure it was just guys putting this type of pressure on women, be like, oh, ship, they basically have the one thing we want, so we need

to hold them down so they don't control. But there's a few women who have been able to break that barrier and per rose for one and be able to do what women are supposed to do, basically rule the fucking world with our vagina. The pussy does have a lot of power, kind of get a lot of things, to college, educations, a few cars. Yeah, No, Like I'm I'm all for you know, I'm all for being independent and you know, working for your ship and get in your own you know what I mean. I'm all for that.

I do it. But I'm not gonna lie. Man. The pussy is like extra cash, it's extra I'm all about doing for yourself. I'm all about being an instant woman. I'm all about being able to get what you need for yourself, because if you can't provide for yourself and you can't expect the next person to do so. However, if I am having sexual relations with the man in and he has the means to make sure that whatever I need is taken care of, then I expect for him to do so. It just that just balance his

ship out. And I learned a long time ago. Um, I became a young mother. I became mother to age of seventeen, and I had my best friend at the time, we were actually pregnant at the same time our kids are took up apart. I remember her mother telling us, how dare you spend the night out? How dare how dare you spend the night out and come home the next day and your sunned pamper because that guy that she was laid up with last night shouldn make sure

you had whatever you needed. You should have opened your mouth to ask him, but whatever you needed, whether it was a small thing or a big thing, and if he wasn't able to provide for it, that should have been the last time you've seen. I learned that at a very young age. And I mean it's the truth.

You're not gonna I'm not gonna be opening my legs for you when you see my head nappy, or if you see my electric fit to get cut off, or I mean for me with guys and UM and giving and you know, UM and doing things for me it's not my because my bills are covered, my hair is covered, my nails are covered. All of that has covered. Like but you know the extra things like the nice handbag or or hey, babe, um, you know, I haven't gotten to see you in a few days. So here's four

thousand dollars in your bank account. You know, things like that that's never happened to me. That let me hook you up your bank account just because I haven't seen you know, That's what I mean. Like, you know, if a guy is you know, if you're dating someone who is doing better than you and you're working exactly right, well, men men make more money than women as well, and being a woman is fucking expensive, not even just not even just was like the makeup and hair and stuff

like that. Just owning a vagina is expensive, with tampons, with medications, with going to the doctor, everything, Like just owning a vaginas one of the most expensive out of So if like, if you want this thing, yes, it's gonna maybe cost you some dinner, because that dick don't really cost nothing, No, it just kind of their dick that costs money. Well, they have to go in like for the process exam when they're like, what is it fifty or whatever? But that's in their low maintenance. They're

very low maintenance. Is high maintenance. I mean they're way cooler, let's just be honest. But it's better to have a vagina, right, So I always felt like penises are it seemed like really fun, like yeah, to like write your name in the snow and your pen and like maybe to get a little bit more in your paycheck. But that's probably about it. Now. If you were about to ask us to the guy and you saw a little something on

his penis absolutely not. I turn on the light, I get a freaking magnifying glass and be like, what is what? I get some mole? Oh? I know moles. My mom's a nurse. It's not like the first thing I ever learned was STD So yeah, you can tell the difference between a mole and or herpie real easily. It's just like one little you know, brown whatever. He needs to go get that removed. But that's well not if there's

a condom. It's like below jab, you're not doing none of that then, no, not until not unless he has like a clean a Steed test ebsolutely do you guys inspect penises, like before I stuck it for sure. Yeah, well yeah, before I touch it a lot. I want to touch it with my hands because if you feel something that has some kind of texture, like a guy could have a mole like a beauty mark on his penis, but if you feel something that has a texture to it,

you can't put that in your mouth. Like yeah, and that's well, I know, like I forgot the name of the I forgot the name of the comic. But he's like he won't sleep with a girl until he goes down on her because that's that's his test, Like to check it out name joy with their hands. Check out their smell. Definitely bird all right, oh yeah, smell test the smell. I think all girls should even a tast the taste. I did that before. I have said be like okay, how am I okay? I just be like okay,

I need a pineapple. But so you do penis examination. What if he has like dry skin or something, and it's like that's weird, that's weird, Like why is your penis? Why do you have like there's so much heat and you know, unless like I understand it, like I understand shaping, Like here, you know, like bigger guys. Not on the actual No, unless he has like maybe sooriasis or something. But I've never seen your penis. Is there such a thing as an ugly penis? Yes, ugly penis is uncircumcised.

You don't like I like, so, I don't mind uncircumcised. They're more sensitive. The guys are more and you don't ut gus penises are ugly. I don't mean they're a little bit funkier. Like it takes some amused like it it takes to it. Yeah, like you gotta figure out like how you gotta hold down the skin, and some guys don't want you to go and push back the skin because yeah, they want you to build it. I don't mind uncircumcised as long as it's clean. Yeah's ugly.

I mean that uncirclitized penis with a lot of skin that should have been it's not What about coloring, it is like sometimes it's like multicolor. Yet color that happens a lot when they did. Yeah, like it will turn like a couple of different colors. Well, you guys said this jealous like penut I like dark penis. I like the way penis. Listen, miss um what's your website, what's

your email? Gmail? Right, so I'm sure you've gotten some penises through there where the head was like yeah, I think like the headhead is like yeah, like mushroom dick the wrong way and then the bottom part, Oh my god. So you don't like the big mushroom. We like a big mush a little and it'll be like a little mushroom and then the shower for beard, it's like a triangle. Weird. Yeah, it's like pyramid dick is terrible. Oh my god. Exclamation

point ceremony. Guys like Spanish, it has to heck. I don't like the too long skinny ones either, because I and I think, you know, if it's curved the wrong way and it's skinny and long, it's ugly. Like sometimes curtain curves. Sometimes certain curves are amazing. Other times it's like curve the wrong way to the side and you're like what are you doing? Can you? Or when it's like curved up like a hook, Yeah, you know what

I'm talking about. That's disgusting. It has some sort of curve a little bit, a little bit right, some of them depending on which way they may they hang it or yeah, ba which way they masturbate. Yeah, because if you're pulling it dis we I mean, is it's the same with like your lotion, Like how you put your lotion on your leg. That will actually determine on how you the hair on your leg grow because I always go like this, So now like the hair on my

legs like actually grow like sideways. It really depends if you're like tugging your meat to the left, you're gonna end up. You're gonna end up with a curve to the left the shore. I've seen my first boyfriend, you know, I I'm the first time we slept together, I was fourteen, and the last time we slept together, I was twenty four. Different, the curve got really bad. That's how I knew it's from masturbating, because I know how he masturbates because he's

he's like he's always touching himself. Like when guy's masturbating in front of you. I don't mind, I don't mind. It depends on what they want to do with the nut, you know what I mean, and where you like. So like if I'm like I'm feeling like freaky, but like maybe I'm on my period or maybe I had a throw infection. I couldn't suck him. I don't know, because I don't know. I can't think of a reason why I couldn't give my man a blowjob while I'm on

my period. But I'm just saying, like, you know, if maybe if I'm feeling horny and there's for some reason I can't do it for you, I don't mind. And then like I'll you watch him like masturbate. I don't really want to look. I want to like turn my face and I want to like jiggle my butt or something, you know what I mean, playing with a titty. Let him play with exactly something like that. And I'm like acting like I'm so entertained when I'm really like this

is boring. Some guys are sons when they do it like it's so creepy. It's like Jesus, what are you like yourself again? It looks like you're injuring him. Is there anything I guy's ever done? It made you be like I don't think I can ever sleep with him again. Like a small thing, Oh god, there's so many small thing no bitu when, Oh my god, that's horrible. That's only guys with the with the small meat that the rabbit card. Yeah, because they got no stroke. They have

not Yeah, it's not really you would never get this. Yeah. I say I gave a guy a second track because we were both real drunk, and I'm like, Okay, maybe I was just drunk because he was really hot and we had a good time, and I'm like okay. But then the second time I was not drunk, and it was the same thing. I'm like, oh no, No, I'm like, oh, you didn't feel like you could train him? No, tell somebody,

like listen, you gotta like work on this red certain things. Yeah, if I really like the guy, like I'll take the time to like really train him. But otherwise and like ILL turn him around, like hey, what are you doing? Like if it's really bad, maybe that's not Either that either that or I'm gonna let him go because I think that's what's gonna make him calm, so it's gonna be over so bad. Yeah. No, I'm they're like huh, because that might make him confessed, because sometimes we do

try to make up. Yeah, maybe I'll make like a moan like oh yeah. I'm always like are you ready? I always asked him, I'm like, are you ready to come? Like you should come now, you like super sexy to be like I got fucking Jessica Jones, So watch like are you ready to come? I think you should come now, like you know you want to? You know you want to? Did you? Absolutely not? I ain't got time. Let's go. Let's go. How I can finish myself off with Bob later.

My vibrator's name, but hopefully this is something that's funny. I name one of my vibrators to my my favorite first vibrator. I named him Charlie. The name him Charlie, I don't know. I think, um, I don't remember. There was a reason that we named it. I don't remember, but it was bomb. It was a pocket rocket and used to make me squore all over the place. I saw a world start. Someone was giving lessons and how

to squirt. I saw that too. I didn't watch the video, but I still hard, Like once you can actually like do it, like the first time I did it, I was like, what the fuck? But then after a while, like I was able to like just instantly and without penetration, like actually just cliptoral stimulation. I don't think that everyone can square, because I really don't think I can I

don't think I can can't girlfriend. I can come and I can have an orgasm, but I haven't see the thing is like and you can try this, like I have a mini hitachi because sometimes hatachis are way too powerful, but it's like a mini one. It's a very strong vibrator.

And what I did for like webcamming and stuff to practice how to be able to do it for for the people watching me and camera is like after you come, you literally leave that still on your clip while you're coming, and it's very intense and it's very powerful, but you'll end up coming again. It will be so powerful that you end up But what about from sex? So from a guy that's um that's hitting the G spot, like there's actually um. Marcus London is called like the squirret instructor,

like he could literally take two fingers and make anyone. Yeah, I've seen that. I've seen him do it. Yes, I like literally fast, Yeah, super bade him appair for you guys. Yeah, demonstration, Yeah, because they have videos. I think they. I think you produced some squirt instruction video. It's like actual instruction vide. Yeah, No, that's how I think I saw it watching, Like how to make a girl squirt videos. I don't know that I want to squat them. No, you don't, girl. I'm

happy we're having why gasins in coming. I don't think it's horrible. It's just a mess. It's a mess. I mean it's an amazing mess. But yeah, we gotta get that blanket. If if I had that blanket, that waterpool blanket. We were talking about plastic exactly, and then I mean like you could put some like I think that would be a good idea, like put some plastic and then put a sheet over it for a webcam, because otherwise

I would have destroyed my destroying your mattress. It's because because it's a lot of fluid, like a lot, like it's a lot. It's more than like peeing. It's more. It's so much, right I'm talking, there's a paddle and bad like there's a big circle in the bed. Yeah, somebody's hotel room. Yeah exactly. All right, Now we're going to close this out because it is Thanksgiving and a

lot of people are getting ready. So if you're lonely at home on Thanksgiving, what are some tips that we can give you that you can do if you're at home and You're lonely Masterbate watch porn. Yeah, some porn suggestions. Um, well pretty much anything I wasn't. What's your favorite? I know you won a lot of awards now I've been nominated for though, um yeah like three um, I'm like,

um my best movies that I did. I liked my first one that I did Amazon, where I played like a jungle woman who's never slept with the dude before that was did you have a jungle bush? Um? I had? Um No, they made me shave it because like, because I had like I called it, it was just like a little patch. I called it the Hitler was bad terminology wow, well the Charlie Chapman. But it was just like I don't know, I don't know why I had it. I was just like what am I doing? Like it?

And because it was like a landing strip. But then I funked it up. I'm like, oh so it was like that it was but the name amy to shave it all. It's either for this company either had to have full bush or completely bald. So I just went ball because I didn't have time to grow out of full bush. Um. But I just played this jungle warrior woman, and I had to like capture these dudes, and like I wanted the dudes that I captured acted like they've never slept with him or never slept with the guy before.

So I couldn't even like do normal poor noises like oh fuck me baby, like they did never did. And I practiced for like weeks like in all these crazy like poor noises and can't do any of that. But um yeah, like the blow job, like I was looking at like a lollipop and like asked him if if I should bite it. Oh I know. He was like, Okay, you're ruining and I'm no, no. They yeah, they're because I've never seen they loved it. They loved it, but

I mean obviously I didn't bite it. Um anything by Jules Jordan's like, Naughty America is good, mamzon Amazon score Group. It's a good move. It's like a double disc feature, Steff. If you were going to do a point what would be the plot? What would be the plot? So we're I mean, I think if I was going to do a porn, it would be like the New Porn and just be like, oh, here's a sexy latina. You need something based off of another movie or something like a parody,

like what a parody? Yeah, I don't know that's or something like that. Yeah, that's what it would be. I would have like the Evil Step sisters and they're like slapping me and eating my pussy and like being really rough in them, like that has to lay a quickly enough. She had a second ago, But that would that would be my porn. I think that sounds kind of dope. That's a pretty good way. She gave it to me, thank you, But I think they did a cinderrella. But I'm in a few but yeah, or snow wait in

the Seven Doors, you could have something. No, that's too many dickss and they're all little like a little things like oh my god, oh my god, it in a bunch of dwarfs on you. Oh my, I got her. I'm kind of weird. Like when I'm in the strip club and there was like a little stripper, a little oh I had to I had to work with a girl. Her name was Cupcake. The DJ always put us next to each other too, and I'm like, why would you do that? Because it let us I'm like seven feet

like why would you do this? Geor she literally came up to like my mid thigh. We have a little person that works at the club I managed, and she's such weird. Her behind they look like kids. From then they turned around, they look old and some people either some people either love them or terrified, like one of

the strip club owners. One of the strip club owners actually only hired her because the other show club owner was terrified of dorfs and midgets and like would just like freak him out, Like he would sit in the office the whole night every time she were I remember this guy was telling about his experience and when he says she was really thick and that's why he liked to shear like a fatass and yeah, he hit yeah, So how was it? Did he give any details? I

don't know. I didn't really ask for details, but he he really had wanted to do it, so he said he just like lifted her up. I wonder if like her vagin was heavier than he thought, her vaginal space was shorter. I wonder, like like the torsos and legs that are if you did it so weird for I have no idea. I was thinking too, Yeah, what was your what would your thinking like one of your favorite movies as stories. Yeah, I think it went for you. She gave me mine. It was a good one. Oh

so sweet. Would be some mail truck that's definitely been done a few times. Important, Yeah, but y all right, Well we are just giving you guys some advice on what to do if your home for Thanksgiving, if you're alone, or if you're sick your family and you want to slide off and wash some porn real quick on your phone. Like you said, everything's free now anyway. Yeah, but Eligenie,

let everybody know where they can find you. Um, you can find me at the Alleganine on Twitter or elloginine dot com, where you can literally find everything everything every well not like but like where you can find vans. Okay, all right, Stephanie, we know. Yeah, I'm Stephanie Santiago. That's my name. That's where you can find me at Stephanie Santiago McGuire And I'm Angela. That was lip service. Will be back next week. Happy Thanksgiving. You eat up and get stuffing. It's I get stuff