Episode 25 Ft. Ralph Sutton

drugs and rock and roll. Yeah, the str show of the sex drugs and rock and Rolls have to be confused with std. We were number one on iTunes comedy in March about two hundred thousand lists of a month right now. And I have a nationally syndicated rock radio show called The Tour of Us on about fifty stations, and I every month write a ridiculous article about dating

in the modern world as a single old man. I've read some of your articles, by the way, and by the way, I'm gonna say me and that's something in common. Because Appetite for Distraction is one of my favorite albums from Guns and Roll. I do like rock music too. I do two guns and rolls was one of my favorite Al Smith and bon Jovi, the stuff that's very popular that we know. For me, I also am a big hip hop and R and we're going to rack it up for you. You're all too young for this,

but I was a breakdancer in the movie Crush Group. No, you were, absolutely you were in Crushed Girl. That's hip hop. I was only about hip hop tells about eighteen and then, oh my god, I'm gonna go. I started getting laid, so I started growing my hair long, and I started getting to rock and roll. So you think long here in rock and roll helped you get lately hip hop it wasn't really working all right now. One of the

articles that I read that you wrote, you know what. No, before we get into that, I want to talk about something that gig actually texted me about gigs from Philly. Oh my right. And there was a story today about this guy from Philly. Apparently he used a boxer, he was a little hard up for cash and then why he didn't Yeah, listen, listen. They said he got a message on Facebook saying, hey, you know what, we want you to come do a porn and we'll pay you. And he was like, okay, you know, I'll do it.

He came to New York from Philly, went to the Bronx, went to some address, and he says he took a pill and some vodka alright, and doesn't remember anything else. And next thing you know, he's in a gay porn with two other men, with two guys in his mouth at the same damn time. Was the pill provided to him when he got I guess they gave it him that they gave him a pill. He said he did

an article with the Philadelphia Daily News. Now, mind you, guys, this is a story that has been going around in Philly, you know, for a good month or so, three months, three weeks to a month or so. Now, so he decides, I guess that he wanted to tell his version of the story. He goes to the movies out that he says that he um that he doesn't remember anything. He remembers waking up on on a train at thirty or three station, and he sucked in his pocket. But I

don't at least they paid him. How don't you remember your booty hole being right? Wasn't it sore? Wasn't it? Oh? No, Because he's used to he's a screenshot if you just want to get an idea. Oh, that's my friend Tony. And you know he's one of those. Oh no, I'm a straight man, I've got ten kids, I'm cold, I'm a boxer. I'm gonna beat you all up. Of y'all call. He's very but he's see in the middle in this videos. He's the one giving hit. Yeah, but I mean he's

far too engaged to not be understanding what's happening. Listen, that's what that's what I think is being penetrated from behind. He says, come on, come on, that's all you got, like he wants it. I've never said that to anybody. Come on, come on. That's how guys are when they get because that's how guys talk. Oh my god, that's so funny. I mean, had he that's so saily news with his side of story, it would have gotten forgot

about it. And when I have went viral, he went to the daily news that end up front page on a newspaper and down the whole world knows it was a philly thing. Comment. We would have we would have not known about what And he tried to say that he never seen the tape. He said it wasn't me. I never he's first of all, you know, he said when he went, when he agreed to do the porn, when he got there, it was naked women walking around going down. Give me a drink. And I don't believe

it either, and they give him the kill. So he's saying that they didn't tell him to give him to do a gay porn. Maybe he got there and saw women and thought that it was, you know, regular, and it was like a super famous boxer. Maybe I believe it, some half known boxer. I believe it, and I going to go through such elaborate ruse just to get know that is. They now they're digging up. Now they now

they're doing they're investigating. Now everybody wants to dig into his own social media blame that the past book page that he was messaged on all of a sudden he forgot that password, so he can't go back. And he's really forgetting right, I was drug when I made my Facebook and the way he was getting sucked in the eyes, he would have been bleeding if it was the first time. Well, so people started around with him and two other men that are not the same. Two men that was and

he was second dick like a pro. You can't do that same damn time. The first time I sucked. All of the memes just came out of New where it was so funny. It's like everything on social media was talking about this guy is so sad. I feel sorry. I'm not gonna lie. I don't watch gay porn, but I watched this porn. I watched some of it and it was kind of hot. So you would watch like, you know what, somebody sent a game male porn. It's

not you know, it was sexy. I'm not gonna lie because I like, I'm into the look of these guys. They were like athletic black guys, you know, but it was kind of sexy. Thing is the sucking deal? I think I think you're watching a guy suck two dicks at once a turn on. It was kind I didn't think I would, but I was watching it and I was like filling a tingle. I just watched it and felt the tingle. Just it is that him in the

middle looked at it uncomfortably too long. I just want to for the recond none of us if it had set two dicks at once, right, No okayly simultaneously. Now, well, if I gotta ask you, have you ever blacked out? I haven't had sex with Yes, I've ever blacked out in my life once, and it was from what's that god, I forgetting the name of it now, the drink that is like illegal for years that you had to like

pour sugar on absently about an absent at home. But it was supposed to burn sugar over and that's also by way fallacy. You're not supposed to do the insist in the movies. But that was the only time I ever blacked out in my life. And it was like twenty years ago. I got my bottle from Slovakia and I still have one. Was an original, like a remodel. And that's the only time I don't remember. I would say an hour of my evening, but an entire night

that's never happened. Yeah, my friend actually had absence one time. As she said, she ended up making in the bar, dancing on the table. Oh my god. It's weird because it's actually real. Traditional absence is poison. I mean, there's there's wormwood in it. And that's the one the reason why Van Go cut his ear off, because it's screwed with his head. It's very right se during absence. So so do you do people tell you like, oh, no,

I was home with a chick. We just wanted to try it together and it was actually as a name dropping idiot thing to say, but she used to date Marilyn Manson, and Manson gave it to her. So we decided to try it on New Year's Eve and that was when I blacked out. Was it a good experience? Like you would do it? Fine? I still I'll do absence and I it's like, I'm never going to do absence again. But I said, I should have brought that battle tonight. If I would have known this story wants

nobody wants the blackout tonight. I don't want tomorrow. I would you if you were in a gay point, would you be in the middle or on the end? I would say that logically, if I had to picket, I'm going in, okay, because if you go in it is not necessarily gay. Can you do gay porn and not be gay? No? Remember, if you're getting guys, would just come out bisexual. He should just be like, I'm buying, so you're turning on, you're turned on If you're geting in direction. But he has ten kids and he said

he's about to get married to a woman. I have a friend and this he's gonna kill me for. Here's this. He's a trainer. He's my actual crop Maga trainer. Right. His landlord is closet gay, married with three kids, but gave him three free apartments in the building. One he rents out to someone else, one he uses for a training studio, and one he keeps for himself. And he pays three in a month. Friend, and he's getting all three apartments because the owner is gay and just likes

having him in his building. And it's closet gay. He just looking at this really good looking dude. You know your friend is Yeah, your friend is definitely why that's okay if you're getting three apartment for three apartment, I think most people were in New York right, because it is really high and he's getting income from it. Your friend is not just getting that to be looked at.

I just want to let you know that he's definitely like buzzing a wide open that's fine to the white meet, but the owner of the guy is married with three kids. It's just money, so it is all right, Now, let's talk a little bit about your history because I know you used to be a ship club DJ. Ten years you were a strip club d J. And you did an article about, you know, dating a pole princess. Yes, yes, and GJ and I were talking about it because DZ worked in the stip club as well. She probably hated

it if she reread the article. Well, she didn't agree with something because the one thing that you said on there was not to spend any money because then people will look at you. So you were like, don't spending money because then she's gonna always look at you with dollar signs. Absolutely, and she's going to disagree because she wants to make money as a dancer. Well, truth is it, once you spend money, you are a customer and that's the end of it. There's no other way, there's no

other logical statement. If you're spending money, you become a customer. What I did not know prior to meeting you was that you were Caucasian and that you worked in the Caucasian strip clubs. So it's different rules difference. Yes, there's a whole different world. So I agree with the white girls because they're always going to be like, he's he's my customer, he's my regular, you know, even if they fake fall in love with you at the end of

the day, So they're regular. Absolutely. Now in the black club, it's a whole different story, right, you gotta break a bit off not to get you ain't so if you ain't making the rain and and making sure she got deposits and ray bottoms, and guess what do they making rain? And white ship clubs no make work. I would feel disrespected if somebody through money at me, like, yeah, in a stroke club, what are they for sure? And they passed un bills and you go to champagne room. I

know that. Yeah, it happens, but not as much. Yea once in a while, and they don't call it makers. They call it a shower shower way nice. It's not going to take a bubble bath. Yeah, all right, So white, what's another difference between a white strip club and a black strip club. We're gonna take it away. The music is like number one. The black strip club is more of a regular club with naked girls. And exactly like they have club, they have sushi, they have five stars

steak meals. Yeah, they have five star Bronx like since that he has a really good stak level. There's the truck stop one, but there are ones that which is hilarious. There are in like the Midwestern stuff that are strip clubs like behind a gas station, which yeah, the truck stop one. Those are really hilarious. But there's there's something that are connected to motels. In New Jersey. There's go Go, so there's no strip clubs. They don't take the clothes.

Then there's either go go or completely and then and they can't if you can bring your own bottle, if the girls can get naked, but if the girls can get naked, then make your own bottles. Listen. The club that I worked at the most of the time, when I was in the white Strip Clubs with cheerleaders, which is actually on the same owner's own Vandy Grant, but that was when I worked there. It was a bikini bar, so we were not allowed to take our clothes off,

but we were allowed to. I could see g working easily on the white strip clubs, right, for sure, that's for sure. There was more money in Magic City because it was Magic City, right, because it was a really popular number one. Now, what about as far as tricks, like do the white strippers do in the white strip clubs? Do they do like the gez had her? That was another difference for me and the Yeah, yeah, I like

your working way too. You're working way. It's too hard for sure, But like and another thing, um and the clubs that I worked and they don't weren't allowed to do floor work. We weren't. We could only wear like we have to wear some bullshit. This is why all the white stripper is gonna get big tips because they just shake their booth. Yeah, you just be there like easy, just like a little intro. We'd always the first thing I would tell a girl when they got there. First

things no flooror no floor work at a floor? Who, well, what's the point of that? Why not floor work? Yeah? I don't know who came up with that rule, but I was cool with it. That's trashy, it's trashy. Yeah, your back and ship. I was in a club, was working in a club in Jersey and the girl went up on the pole and flipped upside down, right, that's InCred actually did it. Her wig fell off and her bikini bottom fell off the bar. All of a sudden, she was fired you're fired. She wasn't she got tipped.

I think that's crazy because when I go to the shipcome like if y'awlling on, do no po work and be lazy and all of that. I can't even It's a different world because it's all about going into the champagne room being thousands of dollars. Yeah, exactly. Again, we're like planting around in gowns, like just as a very simple thing you tell a girl when you're on stage, it's advertising, that's it. Well, they're gonna say, hey, look

at me, go take me. If we're gonna take you to againt some lemon pepper wings, we're gonna take you to these white girls getting like fake butts now too. And you know, I have not been in a strip covered a long time, but I do hear that that's very common. Now, Okay, now there's another thing I wanted to talk about. We were looking at You're not gonna know who she is Black China, right, and she's the one that has a baby with Tiger and tigers dating

Kylie Jenner. But now she's dating future and that future is she's for sure's eating him right, Well, she got his name tattooed on her hand. She had like but maybe she was thinking like future. They were together, he got a tattoo, she was with her, she got and she got the tattoo. And they've been seen in a couple of different cities, a couple of different part and everything. They've been seen together, like together. And he put on Twitter earlier today, I'm single. Oh, you know, I don't

mean these. I don't pay attention to the gossip. I'm single. I don't like rumors. Yeah, I don't like y'all know, he said, y'all know, I don't like rumors. Right now, let's talk about tattoos, because they say that's kind of like the it's a jinx when you get somebody it is. I agree with that tattoo. Do you have anybody's name? Tattoos? Have three? Oh my god, I have three of the same. Stop after Stephanie holds on one second. Stephanie, first, you already know we're gonna get to and half a second.

I got my son's father's name. Um um, it's covered. Is on the back of my neck. I have my ex boyfriend on my finger, and then I had my other ex boyfriend on my ribs. Let me see this one. Yeah, they're they're not all visible. The one probably the least visible. This one is ask your question, My gosh, how long were you dating before you said, okay, I'm gonna do this. Okay, this one, I was with him. I was with him for like a year. I was within him for like a year. I was adea no before I did. We

were probably dating like ten months. The Ribs one, I know him since I was a kid. I know him since I was like, you know, we were dating? We were Yeah, we were dating for like a year. Any minute? Does that mean that my name is tattooed on your ribs? Your name is Ralph? Yeah? Yes, I got his first that last name. I got his first and last name. You guys hooked up and my son's father, you already have his name also my son's father for eight years, and I actually got after we broke off. If we

only date guys named Ralph, forget now. I'm covering this stupid outside swammering ribs up. I already made the appointment. I'm covering it up in a covering it up. He's in jail right now. By the way, he's in jail. She's like no, no, no, please don't come home again. I'm sure he's not. Let's talk about your tattoos. You covered some up though I covered too. There's still one left. You have three, yes, so she covered two, but they're all of the same person, the same dude. Yeah, it

was bad. I don't think the first one I got after eight months, it was to prove my loyalty. He made you do it. That's the one of my fingers. It's just the guy's idea. I want you to tattoo yourself to show up. No, it was my way of moving to him that I was here to stay. I got that one of my wrists, and then after I got it, I saw a different design and I'm like, funk, I should have got that. So for his birthday that same year, I surprised him with that. That one was

also on my ris. But and then I was getting something tattoos because I just have a million of them, And he mentioned, and you're always getting some fucking in you need to get my name again. You're like, I have it twice. So I'm like, yeah, I have it twice, why would I get it again? And he's like, we'll get something. So I got his initials on the back of my neck. So when we broke up, I covered the one on my wrists with the picture of myself,

a portrait of me as a geisha. And then I covered the second one of my red with the black rose for his doll love. And then the one on the back of my neck. I never covered it because I don't have to look at it, and nobody sees it because my hair is long, so I don't care. Now covered, now you're back together, But then we're back together, right, So now, what would you get another one? Once I've become mrs once y'all get married. Yeah, that's what I'm going to get. If I get his name is then

it's going to have Mrs in front of it. I mean the one on my son's father. I did it for um my son's father and we were together for almost eight years. You have your son's name tattooed on you? No, I have his birthday tato. Yeah. No, that the first time I got. No, the first time I got yeah, just for the record, No, the first time I got um my one of my boyfriend's tattooed on me at the same time I did my son. Okay, because I just feel like, if if I'm going to do that

for a guy, I should do it. You get your father covered up. I got up, he's covered up. Yeah, I got covered. Now I don't have no tattoos. I'm getting the one on my finger removed and I'm covering. I'm covering up this one in like a week. I'm just waiting for those tattoo artists. Never as a man, if you're dating a woman and she has her exit name tattooed on her, I think I'm gonna she's You're both gonna hate me for saying this, but I'm gonna be honest. I think the girl's an idiot when they

get a tattoo, and I think so too. I don't hate to say that. That's the true. Yeah, I don't hate. Yeah, I don't tell you the first two. The first two I got, I surprised the guys. The last one he knew I was getting. I told him. I was like, I'm getting a tattoo. If you left her and she's crazy, it's not They should know me good enough to know that I would not want that, but you know what you would look at that? It's like it was his BBM icon for a long his BlackBerry messenger. Remember, yes,

I remember, I'm gonna go down. This is just a black white thing that I don't probably probably know why that all the time, like whenever they do, it's just I just look at it. It's it's a negative thing unless it if it's your son's name, something that's never going to change. I understand that you are married, like how you know, maybe ten year anniversary. Fine, I just

don't understand it. It's just like I was listening to your episode with me Isabel okay and you guys talking about how it's just accepted to be a side piece, the term. I don't understand that said, you've never been a sece, being an open relationship where whatever happens happens, or you're committed one or the other don't interest except

oh my man's cheating once in a while. But you know what it is ro for you guys, is that man guys want everybody to be loyal to them while they go out and break But if you but they try to do stuff and you don't know and then you find out, but you see the you never seen it. I've cheated once twenty years ago. Now in my life. If i'm not happy, I break up with the girl. End of story. If you're not happy, why are you only doing It's very selfish. You're doing it for yourself.

If you're cheating on a girl, if you're not happy, you either discuss it or you break up the end of story. Because some people say, oh, men cheat, No, I don't believe that. I don't believe that either. How many of me are thinking about cheating. I'm either going to have a conversation, break up with the girl, or tell the girl we gotta start doing threesomes. One of those three percent it was nice. A good one percent

is wise. How many men you think cheat? I think it's probably the same for men and women you think, I think more men cheat than women. Men cheat when they think they can get away with it. Women cheat when they're missing something from the relationship. That's the end of it. But I think that it's harder for women

to cheat when they have kids. Like No, I think for women it's harder because I have friends that used to cheat so much and then once they had a baby, like when they're not when they're not at work, I'm with my kids. I don't even have What does that say about the person be If you meet a guy and he already has someone else, right, and he's cheating on that girl with you, and then you start dating them, it's just gonna happen again. How you keep him? And

I don't understand any of that. Just to me, it makes no sense. So what about it? Do you want to be in a monogo? I want to be. I definitely would love to be married and have kids. But until that happens, I'm not going to stay home and twitter my thumbs. So you haven't gotten anybody pregnant every never? Well, actually, when I was a kid, like kids, I was dating for about three years while she while I was wearing a condom, got pregnant. It may not have been mine

for all I know. Yeah, if you had on a condom and it didn't condoms break, I have six break. Okay, I would say that we got an abortion. That was the only time it ever happened, and I still was mine. But whatever, I was dating here at times, so I took the ownage that probably mine and got her. But since then, I have not a sex without a condom in twenty years. You haven't had six without a condom, And amen to you. And when I have threesomes, it's

the gentlemanly thing to do. Respect, but what a gentleman. And it's funny because afterwards you just see like it looks like a condom store vomited on my floor everywhere. So you can bust and then go again, and then bust again and then do it easily twice in an hour. But I would usually I wouldn't come right away. If I'm with two women, I'm gonna make it last as long as possible. Okay, all right, So is it for

you girls right now? So is it like a real compliment to a woman if you don't last long, because some people say if I don't last long, that's a compliment to you. No, I think that's a cop out for guys that come too quickly. Yeah, I think so. But you never had that happened when you chat happen on. My favorite story ever was back when I was deting

in a strip club. There was this gorgeous Brazilian girl that I was like infatuated with, five eleven long hair, just gorgeous, And we go into uh, my car at the end of the ship, go into my car and we start filling around and I so turned on my hair and before this is so embarrassing, but whoever, who gives a ship? I came before anything happened. I came, you didn't even had I acted like I got morals. I said, you know what, we're going to do this. I wanted to take time, let's go out to dinner.

I know you were so mad at your dick, but I pulled it off and then we ended up going on a date. And you know then she never knew, and your pants were all she couldn't see. It was like late at night. It just happened. It's just something that happened that is so crazy that you busted off before falling around. I licked someone's penis and he came. That's awesome, that's great. I'm not gonna lie. When I was younger, I did. I was making out with a guy and he came before we we didn't even have

sex or anything. And not only did he come, but it hit him in the chin. That's great. I pulled around. He did. I was going to go down while I was pulling a girl's pants down. She came before I even got Oh, yeah, it was in fiction. Do you have you ever had it? We were like going at it, and I was ready to, you know, and I grabbed it and I like, sometimes I like to go from the and work my way up and then go back

down too much anticipation. And then I went and I got and then I up and he was like, I've ruined it. Party over, everybody go home. Grand open and grand could say, look, give me ten minutes, I'll be good to go against. We we we rolled over with the sleep and we never tried to have sex again. I know. He was like, I just give me one moek now. I don't know if you guys saw this booked.

They did, like an unauthorized biography about Rita Aura, and she talked about when she was fourteen years old she had sex for the first time with the guy who was twenty six, and she was like, listen, I don't feel like anything was wrong with that. I don't feel like anything. I wanted it, you know, I felt sexy about it, no issue, no problem. I've been in Yeah, I lost my virginity around the same age. I think fourteen, fifteen years old and my boyfriend was like, I think

I was fifteen and he was three. But I know, I mean now today we were the same age. I didn't lose my virginity to someone that old, but I was having a sexual I lost my virginity when I was that young. I was fifteen or sixteen, and he was the same age and normal. But honestly, today, you know, as a mother and an adult, I don't think that's okay. I don't. I don't think. I don't think a fourteen year old girl should be having such I think not okay.

And you know, back then, had my parents or somebody found out, they could have pressure you and all of that. But how about this, the flips out of that coin is he and no pun intended and stilled a lot in me, still a lot of me, be a lot about being a woman and being that it's not right. It's all He's slightly responsible for making me into the

woman I am today. As bad as that situation was, if it wasn't for the relationship that me and him had and the things that he taught me and told me as a young woman, I wouldn't be the same thing. So this is a guy that was like, Okay, guy's got to spend money, he's got to do this, He's got to take care of you. Don't never let to play you. You're worth so much more than I mean. I just think that's so weird. It was very weird. I think after eighteen better off at the age of

twenty two for me. I honestly, I don't think that eighteen and thirty four is okay. I think anything over eighteen is fine on both standing okay with it. I don't think so. Daughter, And if she came home telling me she was thinking somebody that was like I would three and nine and now that's too, but like twenty five or older, I would feel like I would be. I think seven for a nineteen year old is no good.

That's what I'm saying. If that's my opinion. If every if you're smart enough to make your own decisions, you can vote, you could, you know, do everything else. I think it's totally on your own as long as you're not mentally challenged. You know, at that point you make your own decisions now. But if you are mentally challenged. A friend, I have a friend who is the we're around.

She's actually a couple of years older than me, and she has a daughter that's around the same age as my daughter, and we just recently via social media found out that her daughter was dating a guy that was in his forties, and and y'all have you know, we

just made sure the mom didn't know. Another one of my friends found found out and you know, confronted the mom and told her, like, listen, if she was on the other foot, I want to know that my daughter is messing with somebody that's old, and especially because he's a creed, right, you know, and I know him, and I know he's a creed. What is the you know, I mean, you know she had to talk with her daughter or whatever, and you know, whatever the mon misstanding him.

If you want to date a girl, if you're up forty five, right, If I'm dating a girl that's nine team, that is definitely weird. If I end up having sex with the girl's nine team for fun, an, I don't think that's terrible things to say legal, but I mean, you know that girl, you might just be t you're

you're the girl I'm gonna married. Don't like even if even if you have daughters that are listen to me, listen, liten to what I'm saying nineteen years ago to du buy, I'm just saying no, but let's and listen, listen, let's listen. It's just at nineteen years old, you could you're going

with the flow. It's yes, everything, you know what I mean, Everything is cool, But when you go home you think about it, you know, like as a as a female young girl, I've been there, you know what I mean, Like it's okay in the night time, when you wake up in the morning, it wasn't okay. But there's some nineteen years I was that nineteen year old. However, my daughter is not. When I was very innocent, she is like my ex he had. But my boyfriend told me

that he had a threesome with two women. One was nineteen and the other one was twenty two. And I told him, you're disgusting, like you're nasty, and I'm like, um, like what did y'all do? Like like where was she like sitting on your face? And the other one like why did you And he's like no, they were like he was like no, they were like taking a turn sucking my dick. It was like it was like a contest.

And he's like, yah, one of them was in love with me, but you know she's a horror and all of that, and I'm like, you see like, that's like, that's a steak. That's the woman's mistake. The man loves its guy. Here's the thing. If a guy is honest and says this is for fun, I'm dating other people, then it's fine if they make that decision. It is fine. If you lie to a girl to get them in bed, that's wrong. I agree, And I think after nineteen eighteen,

it's legal by by American New York standards. You cannot get arrested. There's nothing wrong with it. I was just saying, I said I had when I turned forty. It was my goal. I had sex with two twenty year olds on my birthday, which is New Year's Eve. And then and then you were like, I'm going to the club. You can't get in that little one time. This is horrible. I had sex twice in my life. Four girls in me right, and we were walking. This is when the

first time Obama got elected. It was like a big celebration. Everyone's in a I was walking into a nightclub with these four girls, not knowing that one of them was nineteen and she couldn't get in the club. So it was a very hot club. We all walk in and one of them waits outside. We're inside. It was like, where's where's the other girl? And I'm like, I don't we're outside. I'm like, why are you not in here?

She's like I can't get in? Why not? I did it in front of like a hundred people trying to get it when your nineteen and the whole place started laughing. Obama need to change these laws. Get into the club now. Are there things that you like now that you never would have thought you would have liked in the bedroom when you were younger? Oh? Of course. I think everybody changes that they get older. You know, when you're when you're a kid, you're just happy to be near a vagina.

But as you get older, You's just like in life. Maybe when you were a kid, you go to a Delhi you order a turkey sandwich and you're just happy with whatever comes. But as you get older, like I wanted the low sodium turkey, I want Dijon mustard. I want it only lightly toasted. Because changed, right, do you

start to learn what you like and dislike. I remember at twenty three, the first time a girl put her finger in my ass, I freaked the I'm not gay Clinton, She's like, no, no, it's gonna feel good, I promise you, like, I don't want to find out. I want to love it now. I'm all for it, right, I believe we got a man who would that they don't like that

is uh, they definitely has some homophobia. Well, they haven't tried it because I said, where the nerve endings are that if if, if, if gay guys were miserable having anal sex, they wouldn't do it do this, So I'm gonna I'm gonna assume that has to do with getting your asshole like as well. I think this is a this is a lip service first yes, yeah, and never first white guy that's been on the show. I don't think that's why. Yeah, that's why. The two blacks are

way cooler than me. They just look so good looking. But I'll tell you this, don't get but I have to say. I have to say, um, you know I don't. I don't have sex with white guys. I like Puerto Rican guys and black guys. You've never said to a white guy ever, I have. It's just not my taste with almost every race. Yeah, no, it's good, but you know I prefer a Latino man or a black man, I have to say. It's it's the black guys that like,

you know what, they like fingers in the ass. The black guys that I've been with, they're not gonna they're gonna admophobia like they're like, it's for me. Puerto Rican guys are really really gay or really really straight. There's no in between. For Puerto Rican guys. You can't like, you can't play with a Puerto Rican guys. Asked if he thinks that he's not gay, why don't you like white guys? I just, um, I just prefer I like dark as alright, alright, since we're on lip service, I

could be honest. I like the way black dick looks. Like the color of it, you know what I mean? Yeah, I really like what is the guy? But his penis is a darker like even the lighter skinned guys that I've been with have a darker penis. You know, I like a darker penis. WHOA, what if they might I might be into that. Give me about three weeks at a tenning sal I'm gonna put some black over everything.

But I can't say that I'm not I can't say that I'm not attracted to white guys, because there's a lot of white guys that I think are gorgeous, you know what I mean. White guy's faster, you thing to eat pussy and everything, because that's the rumor they say white guys are faster to eat pussy. I love it. I think from my personal experience, white guys are more open sexually, you know what. I love any girl that I date that pushes the boundaries, that wants to do things,

I'm like, all right, well, let's try this. I'm a big fan of that. Okay, like try this? Like what Well the one time I said, no, I was dating this really beautiful blonde chick and she not only wanted to fund me with a strap on, which but she also wanted me to wear stockings and our heels. And I said she and her name was John. No, I'm just about that was too much for See what it's a funk you with a strap on? How do you

even approach somebody? And when she was a wild chick, really wile, but we her only job in life for the first like six months we were dating was finding other girls for me to have sex with, which was amazing. So it almost felt like obligated me. So much, Vagina said, you know, I just couldn't do it. Woman. Yeah, she was not only more than a wing woman because she was involved, so she was like the best wing woman

on the planet. What if she was like I just went to like, while you're having said me to suck on this do though I could do that. That's fine. Doesn't make me game oh ship, But I'm glad he's very open. Like you said, what's gay about that? I'll suck on a pan. I'll suck on a both of them. That's what you want, baby, It means nothing. I used to want to a nonsense with me. You know, I find hilarious that you're oh, oh my god, I'm tied

to a bed. There's no danger right hopefully no, But you know it's it's it's very refreshing to me a man who's you know, not insecure about his sexuality, Well, thank you, that's very refreshing. Helped him half Spanish. So where does it stand now for you, Ralph? What's the goals now in relationships? What? Like what is going to make you want to settle down? Like what does a woman have to have the beginning of dating? Like when we there's always I always believe this a The first

three months of dating someone is infactuation land. Everybody honeymoon here. They all pretend they're great. They all think every three three to four months is the zone say Okay, I'm gonna date you exclusively. That first three or four months it's we're just casually dating, and that's before you start arguing, right everything at that point, if you like, I just almost started dating this chick. We'd only been hanging out

with almost. We had a couple of times, and then she flipped out on me for something that she saw on Instagram that I wanted on a date with a girl four months ago. Because she was going backtrack, Ben freaked out on me. So I just I don't speak to anymore because that's crazy. You're crazy person. That's a bad indication. Has she been hitting you? Wept try because I don't respond to Texas at all anymore. Is there anything she could do to anything? No, it's not worth it.

She couldn't be like, no way, I'm sorry. I was about to get my period at p MS. Normally I don't act like that. I would say this, if you want to just have sex, I will do that, and I will be flat out about that. But if you are, I'm not gonna get you. I'm not gonna do it too. You're too crazy. I don't want that. It's an indication of what's to come. I dated a girl once for three or four months. On the fourth month, I found out she was married for months and I slept at

our house. You know what, they were separated. How did you find out she was married? Because all of a sudden, I got a call from a guy that says, you're fucking my wife. I'm going to kill you. She knew my name, he knew where I worked. Matter was three or four months. That's my minimum. The girl needs to be by. The girl needs to be up for anal once in a while, not always. And once we get past that, if you go to six months, eight months,

I'm all about being serious. I'd love to commit. Why does he have to be by, because you have to have th reasons. I would say that my chances of cheating are going to diminish immensely if she brings girls in and enjoys it, if she's doing it for me. I had a threesome two weeks ago, and it was two girls that were literally lying on the bed next to each other, not doing anything with each other, the other this one blow me this one, but it was it wasn't fun. It was just sucking. Kind of sounded

like fun. Yeah, that's a I mean everyone has to be involved, and I don't like you sound like not fun is fun. She's like it as fun as you fucking one girl while the other girls going down on the other. That fun. Two girls blowing you at once, that's fun. I had a threesome and I was I wasn't involved with the other girl with the girl, but she was eating my pussy and that's pretty involved. But we're doing it, were doing were every girl's a drunk lesbian first, But no, I didn't go down on her.

Our kids are ill. I don't like girls to me would be to me, it's a turn off if I feel that the girls doing it to try and make me happy, and I think I wasn't doing it to trying to make my man happy. I was just doing it because she was like giving me like awesome, had it like it was really good? Yes, okay. I would imagine if I fall in love, she we get married, she has a kid, I would think at that point when we have a child that I probably wouldn't have that many. Three, a few just once in a while.

Can be with the women when you're not around you want. She can be the round I'm not around. If I could be a woman she's not around, that's fair. That is fair. So what about having the other women like live with you. I think it's hard to pull off, but if it happens, and happens. I had a girl say to me once when I said, you know, she said, what I do with a woman is different than what do you do with a woman, so it's not fair. So I said, okay, I'll do with a woman what

you do with a woman? Is that fair? And that didn't happen either. What if she's like, Okay, I'm down and do the step with other women, but every now and then I need another guy. No, and I'll tell you why. It's very logical if you're getting enjoyment, if you're truly bisexual, and you're getting enjoyment from being with a girl, I'm not getting enjoyment with with the dude in the room, so it's not fair. Okay, that makes sense. You never want to watch No, it doesn't get and

it doesn't turn me out. Some guys it does, and I always say that, Yes, I did swapping once with another couple, Yeah, and I just didn't. I didn't. It was like to me, it was just still I couldn't do that with a girl that cared about. It was some girl I didn't care about. Not be a weird situation. But I tried to have a reason with my guy and someone and I was really close friends with, and I just it was awkward. Yeah, I love him too

much for day. And I also think this is it's got to be somebody that you don't really So there are two dudes in the room and there are like five or six girls in the room, right, I bet you if he asked the dudes, if you if your girl is bisexual, would that be a good or bad? Both guys are gonna say yes. But if you ask the girls in the room, your guy's going to be bisexual? Every maybe nine was any gonna say no? Right? Well, you know, that's that's just how that's how, just how

it is. So for that reason, I think that you want a girl to be bisexual, but you don't want to because you don't get any enjoyment from a guy in the room. It's just not fair if if the girl said to me, look, once a year, I want to suck another dude, But you can just go fuck another girl. And that's that's just how it is. That's fine, not just traditional. Yeah, me too. I feel like like I can't be with a guy if he's with another woman. Now,

you can't. I don't do threesomes or understanding. I feel like I feel like the guy that's gonna be with me in a serious relationship needs to have that out of his system already. You used to get three one to ten. If you're a one and I'm a nine, we would never get along. But if we're both five to seven, we're probably gonna get on. For both one

and two, we're gonna get along. No, I think, and I don't think it'll be very hard for you to find someone because I'm very honest about it, and a lot of the men wish that we had a guy as honest as you, because even I want to have three sons. Thing I want, you know, like this is what I want, and this is whoever's gonna be serious with me is gonna have to agree with this? Like are you bisexual? No? Okay, we can't be serious, right. We can have fun, but we don't have a good

time together, but we can't be serious. Absolutely, I've never sent in my adult life. I've never lied to a girl to get late. It's just there's no reason for it. There's enough women in the universe you can go elsewhere. Do you ever feel like there was when that got away? Yes, I do. There's one specific one had very unique names, so if I say it, there's probably not many of these girls in the world. Their names to ownA And it was about ten years ago, and everything. The weird

thing was this. For the six months that we were dating, all she ever said to me was that she did not want to have a serious relationship. She just wants to have fun. She wants to enjoy. We had three simps together. She was beautiful, it was a party time and every time we together, she would always say, I just want to keep it lighthearted. I don't want to have it. But everything about it was to me incredible.

I would have definitely dated this girl seriously. After about six months, she broke up with me because they never asked her to be my girlfriend. Sounds like that just doesn't make you right. And then she said, well, you should have known that I was just saying that to make you happen, right, because women feel like men don't want relationships, so we have to act like we don't want relationships because we don't want to scare you away. Nowadays,

how do I This was like ten years ago. Now, as I'm a little older, I think I would have been smart enough to realize that maybe that I should at least pitch it out there because I was so into it as this woman. I was trying to be too cool and too cool for the room that I'm not going to act like I really like this girl. But I mean, you know what, you was just going off for what she was saying. But I feel like they always say that if somebody tells you something, listen

to it. I agree with a lot of times, you mean to grow and she goes, oh, I'm crazy when a girl just say, you know, but guys like crazy girls. Let's there. I host this cruise. Every host too, like rock and roll music cruises, which is like three or four thousand people on a boat with ten bands. It's crazy. But I was going with this girl that I barely knew, and she kept saying me I'm a little crazy, a

little wild, like car, He's gonna be fun. Let's do this game bang on the boats a day to where I couldn't find her, and I look and she's literally naked wrapped in toilet paper, by naked wrapped the toilet paper, screaming and I had to remove her from my room, remove her from like because I have a credit card, all that she was embarrassing your out And I told the guy that puts the cruise together, you could throw off the bote if you have to, because she's no

longer part of me. Sounds like a good time. Yeah, I'm hosting. I'm representing my brand, the toilet paper with me. When I first got with a guy, I'm like, you know, once we're girlfriend, have to let you know that I'm a little crazy. I'm gonna get your names had too. I'm a little annoying. I'm gonna I'm annoying and bother you a lot. So just prepare yourself. And they're fine with it. And they was totally fine with it. They

love it. Yes to everything. Yeah, my last boyfriend, I'll be like, oh, I see, I told you I was annoying. He was like, baby, I love that you're annoying. Forward to six months from now, let's see what happened. But no, seriously, no, I would annoy him, but you know he loved me, so it didn't matter. Never if you also did this whole thing about social media and like how to represent yourself on social media to yeah for day. Okay, have you met a lot of women? I mean only women online?

Because here's the thing. I'm a very large man, six almost six six. I'm a little terrifying in person, right, so I don't do well in a social situation. I would think that would make you stand at women. I'm like Frankensteiny. I'm not like too tall and too big. I think you're fine, just like I've had stories where people, like one time I went into a men's bathroom and a guy literally peetle over himself to cover up and get the funk out of the room because he didn't

want to be near me. Okay, every time I'm walking like a bar or restaurant, I hear I hear people going, holy sh it, look at that dude. Because I'm almost six six. I'm a big dude, you know, so I know that I have this imposing figure I do better meeting women online, and because of that, I've perfected ways to meet chicks online. Now, you said mentioned and take selfies.

Absolutely absolutely not. I kind of agree with that they're a little weird for men when it's cool when girls do it, because we've been in here taking selfies all day. Yeah yeah, yeah, but born for us. But when guys say selfies, it's like weird. You know what's the worst. When they take a picture in the mirror is better than the like four camera facing. So I think the worst male selfie is when male plus one front. If you're not a selfie, selfie means self with someone else,

it's at very least it's a group. If it's two people, two people is s it's a hussy. Right now, you also said you shouldn't take pictures with women like just one. My brother is very funny. I have a twin brother, but we look nothing alike. He's five seven seven had a crazy note, I said five. I was born New Year's Eve. He was born four minutes later in January one New Year's Day. Were twins, different days, different years,

different decades. We look nothing alike, but he always puts up pictures with a girl, not like a group him and a girl, different girls, And I think it definitely affects his dating attractability. He's a play Absolutely it does, because I um, when I'm dating a guy, I don't

want him in a picture with any girl, right. And if I made a guy and I see that he's in pictures with a lot of girls, it's automatic like you lost at least a lot of any girl that you're attracting when you have all those photos, it's probably not a girl you want to date seriously, right, Like, Okay, he gets with the ladies, And it's one thing. If you're looking for a girl just to have fun with,

that's fun. But if you looking for a girl to have to be serious with, and she sees you in a photo with thirty girls, like a weekend with this girl somewhere, a weekend with that girl somewhere. If you are a girl that finds that attractive, then you're sus Now, how do you meet women on? Like? What tips would you give to these guys? My number one trip trick, not say tip trick, whatever you wanna call it, And it works so well. And I'm gonna say, I don't

know if you guys are single? Are you guys single? Both single? Cold? So you use Tinder, right, and Tinder is looked at as for creeps. If you're you're on Tinder, people looking at you like, oh my god, what a creeper. You're trying to suck me? Right, But that being said, everyone's on Tinder at least once they signed in just to check it out. Okay, so that's a given. I've never been on Tinder. Give it three months, we'll see what happens. Okay, I do have friends on Tinder, and

I'll go look just to see what's happening. So, oh you do. I do have friends. My best friend is you. So what happens is Tinder will show you your common friends on Facebook. Right, So what you do is you don't swipe right on them on Tinder, which means you like them. You find them on Facebook. Now you know they're single. You add them on Facebook. Don't swipe right on Tinder, then you know they're single. And if they add you, you're just you're in over you. You know

she's single, she's looking. She doesn't know you found her on Tinder. You just say it on Facebook. So we had some common friends. I thought i'd add you. Is it intimidating like women who have too many followers? No, I don't sure about that because some people are just

trying to make you know, instan famous nonsense. But I would say that your likelihood of if you look at a girl on Instagram, she has ten thousand followers, she's probably adding you because she just wants more followers, right, it doesn't want baby, But that trick has worked for me so many times. And then also, if you don't have a good face, if you don't add me on Facebook, and then that's a little bit. You find me on tender,

don't add me, don't then we're creeps. Just just go on Facebook and you think it's a real kind on Facebook or Tender. So you're the wrong person asked. But let's say I got a lot of favorite. Often girls will put their Instagram account link to their tender, right, So if you go to their Instagram, it's very common that they will put their full name underneath your Tinder their Instagram. So then you just look up that name on Facebook and add that and it works so often

it's ridiculous. Wow, So listen too, So don't just go straight on Tinder, you guys, get a Tinder. Do you guys have tender? Has nothing? Okay? Do you not at Facebook? Is this what's going on? I have it, I just don't use it. I don't have a Facebook, no way, Jesus looking great, God damn it. Well, listen, we had a great time with you. I think I learned a lot today to about honesty. Yes, yes, freshmen, I'm gonna say this one thing. I'm holding all three of you

to this. If we don't go to a black Star before the end of the year, we got to promise, all right, we're going to I don't want everyone to come. We should be taking you guys should come to Vady Grand It might be a little bit too okay, she works at the one fail. We'll go to sid City. I think the one in the Bronxton City is the best. You get a good meal, and you you could. I'm sitting here with that place, right, So we're gonna go

to here as closely. Yeah, I'm out taking, but I'm down to take a little film in the champagne room. I'll go to filming. I can't probably set that up for you. There you go. We're going to fall back more than listen. If Luke got his things like in the champagne room, then I'm sure you can get you. Thank God, and ladies, and Penis is darker than the rest of his body. I want to say a couple

of quick things. It's I am Ralph Sutton on social media, which is Facebook, Instagram, everywhere else as I am Ralph Sutton Twitter, okay, and also the str Show. Please listen to the sr show dot com or my radio show, the Tour Bus at the tour bus dot com. And I want to say this, thank you girls so much for having me. I feel like I learned a lie. Thank you, one of the great ones. I'm trying get all your pants later. No, no, no, we're going to film that movie for sure. And then you canna say, hey,

I was hi. I don't know what I blacked out. It's a vodka like rousa. And thank you, thank you, thank you,