Episode 184: Real food with a fork (Feat. DaBaby)

lose your viporginity to another woman? Really? It's like a trick question. Well, no, it's the truth. But then we're going to discuss it after. Oh I don't know. I'm not sure. How did it work? Is it me? Or g keep it real? You know who it is? She switched it up? Yeah it was me? How was it? Um? It wasn't better than dick. I learned that a little few years later. I know you can't technically lose your virginity. Technically technically lose your virginity to another woman. However, I

did have my first sexual experience with the female. So what did y'all do? Like he was like hunching. What's hunching? You mean like humping? Yeah, no, but it was real, like we came and stuff together, probably not together, but we made each other. Come, did y'all like eat each other out? How old were you? Oh my god, you didn't even know what you was doing? Came some way you do women. Yeah, that's not virginity. Though you didn't pop your hid in. There's no blood, I know that, yeah,

but that's sexual experience. I was kind of like, I think we kissed, so yeah, damn at least can y'all kiss. I remember every detail, like thirty years ago without your girlfriend. You know, it was just like I don't even know how it started, but I just remember doing it. That's losing the virginity. And I lost my virginity when I was like for five years old. You know, he was

hunting at four or five? What on? What? Likeabi stuff as Like I got like two older brothers and ship, so I'm like like the older niggas from the neighborhood. They used to come to the crib. Like my MoMA wore a two jobs. She could have a job and go working another time. She wouldn't even be on I mean my brothers come straight home from school week, little ass boy. Yeah, they had this little girl. And they had a girl, not a little girl. They was grown.

My brother was the kid. My oldest brother was a kid. So I'm a kid kid, right, I'm literally like five years old. Literally did baby? I'm like five years old? And yeah, you know, they end up doing whatever they was doing, and I was, you know, I was copying off them niggers. You don't know what she was doing. That's a crazy sucking on the titties that type. And she was, Okay, that's so girl years old? How old was she? It's kelly me. When I think about it,

you said, what how old was she? Around? She was grown? They looked like that. That's so disgusting. People do some crazy things. So yeah, but I wouldn't call it and losing. You know where she is on Facebook now we're we're about to interview her, like, so you know that was what you did. That's a crazy experience. So that after that where you like off of it and took you know, or were you still going like like did you know

what you were doing after that? Like at a young age, at a young age, were you still trying to imitate that average fil so when it came time for you to actually have your first real sexual experience in this case, lose you at it. Yeah, I have been practicing for years for your shot. How old it's different though, like coming up, like when we came up, Like it's different. That's all the nick's talking about, you know what I mean? What did they used to tell you to do? Like

what was your instructions before? You know, like the older guys, what did they tell you? Did they tell you not to eat pussy? Or did they tell you to eat pussy? My uncle free so they told you to say like you stablishing like boner like you own. And one day I said that. My mama asked me what that ship man? She was man like Larry, I'm telling him like five years old. For five years old, I'm like Uncle Lair. That's why I'm a motherfucking wild like the mixed to

your motherfucker's that helped raise me, Uncle Larry. That's how I feel like. You gotta be careful what you say around kids and do around and stuff like that. They'll really keep running with that, right, They'll be sucking titties around their kids but not like even when you say, though, my godfather used to have me saying she's a whore. From when I was like seven years old. I used to be saying that, Yeah, it used to be funny, she's a whore. My mother was tight because I spent

the summer with my godparents. I came home like she's a whore. She was like, fun did you get that from? She was sick, she was pissing. Your mom was like, and how did you know she's a whore? You're right? But all right now, first of all, we gotta do a toast to you the baby. Congratulations, baby on baby on your projects actually being like in the top five immediately,

by the way, that's a big dealtulations. Yeah, and the very cree the videos that you've been putting out directed by the real ghost stay right here, and it's motherfucking with me right now. We go crazy. We just jump out there, you know, when you're scared to be creative. I see it. They came running in here like we was on cheaters. Thank you, appreciate that we got all the angles with that. We're gonna ask you this and you know, I know you're probably big or not incriminating yourself.

But have you ever been in a relationship where you never cheated at all? Hey, I'm a good guy. I told you. I know it's real. I'm a good guy. Yeah. So you have you ever cheated? Yeah? I did that. But you're being a good guy while you were cheating? Yea the best? But now yeah, hey, yeah, you know, I'm just a niggah. Got the heart broke. So you got your heartbroken. Yeah, I'm with you, but that's okay, got me on his hand. We ain't chilling. We could

have been out mind, but now you know ship. You know, life is life. So you were in love and she broke your heart broke a cup of tim How because I'm such a good guy. I don't believe you. I'm such a good guy cheating And know I said when I did cheat, I was being I was being a good What you said was being a good guy while I was cheating. How are you a good guy while you're cheating? You know you're still like, look, ain't you

ain't let me be careful? Now? You just gotta let him know, you know, like this just you know that's what this is. That this ain't nothing more than that. Yeah, Hey, yeah, that's woud you know, you just got it, you know, and then it's okay. I mean, it's better than dinner. You did what I'm saying, what happened if they step outside of that role, like and try to contact your main girl, step up to the main girl room. Let's show up at a party where you at post the

picture with you on her. Ain't want to know, and you see that this person just took a picture. I'm going home. You're not going to sleep. I'm going home. You never dozed off? Yeah, that's the first Really, when you wake up the set up, you're like, she got me for sure. Yeah, but I don't need you know, I don't even play like that, like, you know, motherfucker's be known with me if you know when I was like that. But I'm gonna change man. Back in the day day day that was back then. Change man. So

let's talk about this heartbreak a little bit. Yeah, let's talk about you got cheated on. Hey, how it took me for granted? He trying to get hard. I want to hear the story. He looks a little guilty or something. I just don't like speak. I don't you know, that's the type dude, I am. I wouldn't go into that. I wouldn't speak on that, you know what I mean? I just you know, because it's all good life is like I ain't. So you're doing a lot of stuff for her and then she just cheated on you. How

do you find out? Now? I ain't get cheated on you know what I mean? But you know, just to me for granted, I'm just such a good guy looking like what makes you like? What makes a good guy? What makes me good? We'll tell you. You tell us what makes a good guy, and then we'll tell you what makes a good guy. From my points, I want the best seat, Like if you and me, I want the best for you. You You see what I'm saying. I want the best for you. I want you to be

better than me. So like this ship, I do you know to make me a good person? Like I would want you to do the most you could do for yourself to make you, you know, the best you And if you you wouldn't on that, I would not let you be on it. You get what I'm saying, Like, I'll be on your ass. So you're encouraging absolutely? Do you need a woman that works ship? Yeah? You gotta do something because her job could be to take care of you. I'm working with that. It's a big job.

That's a big responsibility. Though, So would you take a woman on the road with you? Yeah? Why would not? In a relationship. I'm time to eat. I'm heartbroken in the motherfucker. So this is recent? What your mean recent? It's a heartbreak last forever. No, it don't you to pull up your bridges and move on. Now. Let me let me not let you, let me, let me not let you fresh wound. I ain't chip and I'm just I'm just working around. But like, no, I'm I'm cool

and I'm focused. It's hard when you work as much as you do to be in a relationship because people they get attached to me, so like it's hard. You know, there ain't no fair balance when they come to this ship, you know what I mean. I've been like time to eat on the skates were so light to you know,

ent tying the motherfucker make him feel spicial. You know, you gotta be a certain type of person, you know, and then you get that big check from Interscope, so you already know people are coming out the woodwords he's trying to have I got a couple of dollars. You got a big check, I mean a couple of dollars. So how many people start hitting you up anyway? Because obviously, like when something like that happens a lot and there's something on Purfost Club this morning over a lot and

Colin they're texting. But you know that's what come with it. Are you good at buying presents for women? I'm gonna do you know what I mean, I'm gonna do prison. How about like matching outfits? Do you do that? We could do that. That's cool, you know, hearing now, But who's supposed to be the initiator of the matching how fits? Do you look good? It looks it. Has anybody ever brought you something you didn't like? I'll let it you know,

or anything? I don't fuk with that real damn, you don't even try to be nice, Like I guess I can wear the house. I take one for the too. Have you ever got a girl like gifting she didn't like it and told you I don't like it? Nah, that's the pictures line. Like I'm wanted the Cobalt card. Nothing I don't happen with me like, you know, so you're saying that these girls didn't pay attention to you know, it ain't that. I'm just really you know when it comes like buy me something like put on here you

what's the nicest thing a girl? It's hard about it's harder about female. Hey yeah, I think not really though, like everything, nah, but it all depends on what you're talking about. Like if you talk about like some dressed dressy ship, y'allre not going for anything, right yeah? Yeah, yeah, whenever you see that, let me take it back, get a different ship. Certain things you know we're gonna like though,

like certain bags. Something thoughtful always works. Experiences are always the best presence, Like when y'all get to go somewhere together ticket and then you know, you go shopping when you get there. Don't pay no clothes. Shut up. Meet me at the airport. Let's say you and your lady was about to fly to the right, but there was only one first class seat left, Oh, and then flat private. Wouldn't that wouldn't be wack if she took the seat.

You said, you're a fly private. I was. But wouldn't she be wrong if she took a first class seat and you was in coach, all right, but you gotta sit next to me together. I sell you a drink, baby, You sure that first class don't toatsweater and shipbought? You want this fellow and blankett that way both ways all the time. We always do that sometimes about fighting first class,

sometimes to flying first sometimes it's not. But sometimes my fight might have been booked after the fact, or you know, it's usually business for him, so he's this fight is always put a little different. That's when you got to go back to coach and be like, y, it's not worth it to pay a whole additional thousand dollars just to change your seat the first class for them stinking as drinks that I can buy for eight dollars. I got a window seat, or like an extra room, or

like exit lane in the window. I'm fine, but you don't mind I'm sitting in first class without you know. And then you don't mind sitting in the first class without him, because I would change my seat and be like, you know what, whoever sitting next to him in the middle seat, I'd be like, baby, it's your lucky day, you get to go in first class. I'm take this middle seat. Not especially if it's just like a quick two hour flight. I got too much for that, Like

all right, I'm all right. We just flew last weekend from you to and from Houston, and he was in first class and I wasn't, and I had no problem with it. I had a very comfortable window seat, and I was fine. See I'm torn because I'm not gonna lie that ship Loki happened to me one time and I never spoke to the neck again. I'm like, you got me, this is flights wasn't booked at the same time, and what's the point of spending all that money for one But that's your boyfriend, so and that's been your

boyfriend from many moons, so I understand that. Yeah, like did you have been change? I feel like it went somebody I was talking to, So I was like, no, I get you a dub, like you're sitting in first class. But look how long we meant together. And I understand the situation, like it was a work trip for him. He invited me once he found out that I had the free time to go, So it wasn't like we our flights was booked together and he booked his first

class and didn't book mine. Listen writes our books together and he's booking first class. Then we're both in first class. So I have no problem with sometimes half in the flying coach when I flying first class all the time, and if I want to upgrade my flight, I can, But what while waste the money? They don't need my money and I don't need that damn seat. I'm gonna get their regardless. Now. If it was something that was going on all the time where I never got to

my class, bentually got a problem. Well, I can't out to the first class too, But I said the first class over time, so here and there, if I gotta take a coach seat just making it comfortable, one what it's going to Australia. We both in that bad. We had to stretch out, big, stretch out kangaroo next to me, They said next year. And it wasn't no bad. It was like the service. It was like a service, Yeah, like a vest only I know you can buy those

bests off Amazon. No emotional support, emotional support, yeah, tyson and emotional tyson A no damn emotional support you yeah, I swear to you, guys. Do was the owner right there, but she gonna put the motherfucker out and then go put up bag up on Nah, get your dog. They trying to put my little bag on the float and put the dog ship up there and let the dogs sit in the seat, saying it was cheating the dog. Yeah, damn,

they couldn't put the dog. Excuse me. The dog likes the window seat if you want the lott As planes to sooner down. And I'm a dog person. I people dogs, you know, I don't if it was like a French bulldog, I'll be okay with me that bit sneezing and ship, I wouldn't. Yeah, he was, Yeah, I don't. I don't like No, I don't like other people dogs. I don't. I don't get downline, you don't like other people nothing.

I feel like you don't. Because like he came in here, we had to make sure he had a brand new bottle. Because now you said that I ain't say nothing about that, but you said, like how you being the club, you want to check it. That's definitely what we're doing the club. I want to make sure you went't drinking water out that. Yeah, you try to play to getting new your Yeah, he said you wouldn't come to get his ass on the females cameras. You know, you gotta make sure we're not

gonna set you out, don't worry. Um, since we're talking about this, would you go to like another girl's house that you just met? Like? How funny are you about that? About going to people's houses? I don't really do that at all. What about eating a woman's cooking? What if she cooked it, like right in front of you? Like what if you yourself, Yeah, cook that at your house

or you were in there. She can't bring you a plate the little period that I think that's weird anyways, somebody just come over with one plate, like I cooked, I brought you a plate? Get this ship? Yeah, what if you had to cook out? Now that's weird. I don't like right now? You know, it all depends what's your favorite meal if someone was cooking for you. I like real food, man, sho gotta eat ship. I don't know. I like I like food, so I don't. I really

don't got no favorite. I like like holiday type food, like if she can make like soul food, and yes, she like mac and cheese, and yeah, greens and chi creens, mac and cheese, all that ship all right, he's that real food food. I swich and sip like that, Like that's cool. But daddy, don't get me wrong. That's like one of my favorite foods. But that ain't no, it's like a noodle. You know how to make spaghettids? You eat the damn so you cook? Yeah, you made it

sound very simple, very yeah, to make a thing? I know, to make all that ship? Yeah, what I want to Who taught you how to cut? I don't know. I taught myself a lot of things, and I don't know that should be to be cooking on the grills. It is coming just can't do it. If you like to eat, you gotta know how to cook. You know what you like. It's like like a fast calls, but you don't how to dry. You'd be cooking on the grill or like in the kids. Okay, because a lot of guys that chicken. Listen,

you know, I don't eat chicken that much anymore. No, I don't need see food at all. I saw you eat chicken sometimes, but I only need twice a week, and other than that, I eat all vegetables. But I don't even meat. I don't need park. I don't need see food. Are you healthy healthy? I don't know about that chicken right now. I'm just trying to cut back on certain things because I'll be watching documentaries and stuff and then I get nervous for me. I don't spil

my appetite. You eat everything, then, right, I only one. I don't even want to hear your stories. How about that you said everything? It's not everything said everything? Do leave things out? Now? It was just a question, ever try to eat task? All the guys in here just said I do. That's what they all just said. I do. I do. Yeah, that's dumb. Everybody, but you eat, you know you don't because what happens is you be down there and then you slide back and yeah, you accidentally

ate ass. Yeah listen if you ain't eat the ash asked juice on your chin, So it's same thing, same ship. Definitely has some asked you some on your go tea. You got a pointy chin. If I want to I want to cut up. I want to cut up what I'm saying. If I want to cut up to go down, you know, but i'd be you know, I've been really exclusive lately. Okay, putting that role play? You ever do role play. I ain't without that freaky ship you see. Now, I'm gonna tell you why I don't believe you because

my videos. Yeah, I'm just a great entertainment like you know, like bro play is very entertaining. Now that's cool, you know, but not for me, like I ain't. I ain't with

all this Shakespeare freak ship. I would be better coming there with the diaper like man I got a package and in the room like your stories that she got a bottle crazy, like I've never told we have a young rod play, but only because we see how much fun you have and we see how you get dressed up and have a good time, so you seem like

perfect bedroom. That's too funny though, Like don't you know, I don't take that like that's just me just having fun, Like you can't have fun and funk at the same time. That's because it is fun, don't get me wrong. But I'm saying, like have fun like like laughing and ship. Hell no, like I ain't. That's for music videos. That's for entertainment, Like I ain't trying to entertain you. All right, So let's just say you had a choice, right here's at this or that for you. Let's just say two

role play. You either have to be a baby or an old man. I'm gonna be the old nigger so I could cheer. Get you a young man, You got them do your thing? What about to say she killed someone before? He wasn't he had a heart attack first of all. Now you got me here with some legendary something thinking because he had a small dick and had a heart attack, right, not because dead he died, Yeah he did. Why they'll put me on this. I didn't even kill him. I mean he looked like you got

about it to you. May he rest in peace. I didn't do it on purpose, slaughter nothing, and she'd be her charge crazy she did. She had a girlfriend in jail. Yeah, I did have a jail. You're gonna tell me when you are playing this is true. I got to look you up. It was some legendary free And if you was gonna ro play with a guy, would you rather he be a baby or old man? If he was? If y'all was role playing, I want him to be old. Yeah, And this time of day, husband, I want him to

be like that. He damn Jesus, you're not done killing people. She dead too, Yeah, really like you. Yeah, yeah, no, no babies, no, thank you. The role play with you know, guy loved to role plays the old man um probably a baby. That's funny. I see it in porn all the time. I haven't been able to watch a geriatric porn. You've been watching porn with the babies? I mean I

always see it like it's a category with the baby. Yeah, the guy just like yeah, not a real You gotta be careful because I'm trying to tell you a guy role playing. I can't see a guy role playing a baby. He wanted to look on your suck on, but sometimes they want to feed you. Just be on explore page. Yeah, it's be exploring explore because like I have to, like, I think the idea of have you ever seen like geriatric porn? No? What is that? I don't know what

it is either. It's like old people pouring how No, no, old white saggy asses. I'm good. Yeah, I like walking in their living spots and everything, saying he worked with attle. I didn't even know this was a thing to tell me about, y'all, Angela tell me you she liked to watch old people. Fucking don't enjoy that. I didn't even know me. I'm good. I'm a good one here. No lurr,

y'all was a mess. First of all, no nothing, she said, not because no, Angela, you don't know what the First of all, she tell her what you would know how to do. First of all, she was born with dick. She's a natural born thing. Yes, that passive fire was a nice second fire did her wonders for her as a baby. Nobody now she slurped your whole life for now. No one had to teach me. I just didn't know that was a thing. It was like an innate ability. She was born with it. I'm done tell your dirty

secret you hide in everything. No, you're not telling us now. You don't want to tell us anything. He already told us. He was humping in on the grown woman at the age of five. Now, how much other you want him to go? That's not that's not enough anymore. I want to know about the heartbreak, but you that's not not only that, but she also just placed his hip. That was somebody, different person. That was a different person. She really like old niggers. I told you injury shot hid

I didn't. And then he was in pain and she was like, now you're still gonna fun. He was a paraplegic, Yeah, making me out to be the bad girl. He's an all star crazy what. He had a heart attack, he's he was all right though, and then he died. We was in the hospital and then he wanted the funk again and I was like, no, because that's how you got here. And then I gave in, and then the nurse caught us, and then flat line, it was just all bad. He had the things still connected to his chest.

This is everything that's true. He wasn't there, but I believe that that man was in That man was in the hospital and so and so my neck. That man was in the hospital for for twelve days and and then he had to take medicine and then he died. He didn't work the medicine. Name. Did you go to this funeral? No? Yeah, that's cold. I didn't go to cold. Why you didn't go because I was living in the whole nother state at the time and he was Muslim.

So they had a jennazza two days after he passed away, well, two days after they found his body. Wait what you let the body just sit there? Dad? You didn't tell nobody she just she's going to jail. We didn't know that they do you want to documentary on gee next if we don't know, she said, after they found his body, where did you bury him? Oh? My god? No, we have figured to talk about something else. Yeah, let's move on. He moved over as much as he could possibly move over, y'all,

giggling and ship every time. It was a mistake though she didn't mean to do. It was a mistake. So you went to jail. No, not for that, I want to ji, she was a mule. That ain't even what I want the jail for. What was the start of what I want the jail for? That was the case. Murder was the case that they gave us. And then I violated the terms of my probation so had to do ninety days on and that's when I had the girlfriend. Okay, where is she now? I don't know. She misses her.

She was still in jail when I left jail, so I don't know if she haven't got out over right there putting money on her. We should not be when I left the island. We should find her. That would be dope. I mean, she might still live in New York. You might be in jail. Who knows. All right, we're gonna find you to jail. Um transporting narcotics from one country to this country. Where are you from? Philly? The country? You ain't gonna do like how they died, they'd be

doing me. I mean you didn't ask what you want to answer? I don't got really nothing to everybody served her is in my past, everything is, everything is. Don't go to the Bahamas with her though. Lord, now that flag has been lifted to because you might not be able to get back into what I'm clean now. And they looked at that flag in fifteen. We're all good, all right, Good, so we can't go away? Good, okayfect you can go to Canada and everything name tripping, alright, perfect, Yeah,

I'm nervous, good turk cas All right. Now, we've been talking about relationships stuff a lot. So let me ask you this. When you break up with somebody, right, do you unfollow what you don't follow nobody anyway? Do you want to follow all of their family, friends, relatives and all of that with everybody? Everybody? What do you mean? Because I don't want to see nobody posting you and take everything back? No, man, tell me to Rebo, man, you can't take that gifts taking back gifts. Come on,

now's not a good guy. It's me that's not a good guy talking. We're the good guy, not the good god everything. What if it's your because you know what the girl, y'all know what y'all don't do. I'm gonna go. You're gonna go the new friends. Well, at least now we know what the heartbreak is out. My god, I got my heart broken plenty of times, and I just know what's going on. That's o D I ain't never we're not going to expect ourselves. Yeah, so you're trying

to make me have to be a dog. Said. All we asked you was what you want to follow people? You listen, Yeah, I mean I'm slapping babies. I'm just around my head. Yeah you know what I mean. Because a female, that's one thing. They're good. You give what I'm saying. So you a myig like it's your best bet to just see you know what I mean, Just chill because they're good at that. Maybe your ex maybe your boy shouldn't suck your eggs know that, And I don't care about none of that. Ain't gonna do you

know what they have attending to that happened. It is what it is. But I don't I don't suggest nobody getting their feelings about it, you know. Yeah, just move on. So even if you're in the wrong, you're snatching chains ship. Yeah, you shouldn't have their wrong by me. Yeah, you don't want it. I never do wrong. First. All I know is, if you know you're about to break up with him, leave your chain at home about by a girl, like a car or something like that. Yeah, you know you're

gonna taken woman, right though, don't let me. Don't let me. You know what I mean, word out as long as we together there you go only together cheat you right, you know, if we break up, even if I sunk up, because it ain't gonna go that way, you know what I mean, ain't gonna go the way because he's the good guy. Now, even I made mistakes. But even when I do, I fix him. How do you fix your

myself accountable? I fix him. That's the first step. You have to acknowledge what you did wrong in order to learn by the lesson and move on and do right from their own out. But you can't take nobody chain back. That's not part of acknowledging. What does she get looking his face, I didn't say, Okay, what if she want to take all the stuff back that she gave you. I mean that'd be cool, but a bit for lane game. I mean, I'm sorry about saying bitch. That's how y'all know.

It's personally y'all know I'm thinking about you heard that little baby. You know it don't go like it. Ain't never went that way with me, you know, man, I never had no I never had no guy be like, y'all get me back that bag I got you, that happened to me. That happened to me one time in college. But really, when guys do that, that's just the way of still trying to be in contact with you, right like you called me tomorrow. We got them fixed this

ship when they do right. Because my ex boyfriend did this in college. He he got me a change that shedn't even that nice it was, and he really didn't give a funk about it. It was I ain't I would have kept it. It was like super light yellow. I don't care. This was a long time ago. So anyway, he was like, I'm like, yo, because I had um, you know, I wasn't working with him at all. And then he's like, yeah, I need to get my ship

back that I gave you. And I think he thought I was gonna argue about it, but instead I was like, cool, I packed it all up. I said, let me know when you come in, and he did. I do that ship out the window, and that was it. And now you have nothing else to contact me about after that. But that's why you don't even try when it's over. She just said, brother's let her. Let her do her. You gotta let her come back on her own. Don't try. Yeah, it was over. After that. He tried to bring the

necklace back. She threw the ship out the window. He didn't think that sounded like your necklace out the window, right out of the window. Then throw it out there one Yeah, so I'm gonna take it first, all that outside this PlayStation, out the window of everything. Damn, did you do that? That's up? I didn't want it. That hurts. You want your ship back here, catching right? I mean, if you're gonna be that Patty, she's right. You gotta put a hammer to that ship and then give it

to him. You can't just want it back. He was petty. That's the only person that did that. Then it's like pus for the chain. No, but I'm just saying I want that back too, since we're taking ship back. Came my head, back that back. I don't want anything back. That's what ya do. Let me tell you what else he did. This is crazy, though, but we used to live together for two months. Now I feel like y'all gossiping with me and we're talking about our relationships about up.

He never hear about that. What happened to be bad? When y'all you know, I got him a job because he never had a job. He was like a very unsuccessful job dealer. That's nice, very unsuccessful. It's a nice So let's so I got him a job at a Kia. Look, come on, listen. This was they were in college. This was they were college. This is right when I graduated. I got him that job as soon as I graduated from college. Right, How you get him a job at

because he never had a job before. I wrote his resume for him and I said that he worked for me, and they called me as a reference, and I said, yes, he does work here, but unfortunately we can't hire him full time. But he's an excellent worker, and I think he had establishment. I got him a job. Him a job, okay, because I needed furniture from my new apartment. She got she got up. Look he works in the ases department. Right, so that's been like already put together. It might be

he might be off the show. One floor scratches on it. He was like, listen, we used to be. He would be like, come in on Tuesday, go to register ten and I wasn't paying for ship. I gotta lot the couches. I got a whole entertainment center. I got a stealing but they would charge the girl would charge me like a dollar. He was sucking her, I found out later. Right, So anyway, we went to court. It was a long story. You want to court for the couches. I had to get a restraining order. No, I had to get a

restraining right and call the police. But he used to do things like pop up outside my house or hours of the night as like a crazy person. So I had to get a restraining order. And he kept the couch, and he kept calling my job and like trying to get me fired from my job. I had to do it, right. It was bad. Did you get him my kids. He got himself fired from my kid because he was sucking two different girls and he got caught somebody in the

closet amongst the meatballs. So anyway, we go to court and he tells the judge, well, I want to get on my furniture back then. I was like, cool, let me see the receipts and then you could have everything back you ever received for And that was it, Yeah, because we stole everything. Yeah, but that was the great first apartment. I remember, I had just graduated from college. All my friends got their own places. They was coming up, like, Dad, are you gonna love The couches had oriental rugs. It

was straight from my key. Well, he cheated and I got him a job. He was so we could get furniture. But anyway, you don't want to take stuff back. Yeah, that's so appoint of the story, y'all, Patty. I don't do none of that stuff, don't you know? For whatever whatever what he said, whatever I take ship back, it's still mine. Get what I'm saying. If it's like you're still paying for it. Yeah, he got that. He got

that repo man and m nah, he got that. I bought it with the attentions on if if it's over, it's coming back with me. We know somebody like that, you know, if you give somebody a press like me, I don't do I don't do that. You know somebody like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But if it's like you know, if it's something done, you know, like you know, genuinely on my part, you know, and I ain't being treated

genuinely back here. Yeah, you got me fucked up. See, I get so I fell away, like take that ship back talks, but the type of yeah, like I mean ship, I would expect for a female to do the same. Back, take yourself that stuff you never take. I don't want it back. I don't even call me. So if it's like it's remember you asked me about you the three pack of yours, I need him back? Yeah, three of them,

all three of them. Y'all have some background. Nah, I really, I got a car, all kind of ship and they ain't never tried to reap out my car or come get my shop. He stopped paying that ship, like, oh, well, you're gonna have to figure it out. Did you know it wasn't all paid for? Yeah? I knew that it was a BMW and I just took the payments over. I was like, okay, thanks for the car. Yeah, like, what else can you do? What was it in your name? Yeah? It was in my name, so you have to pay.

But now I wanted it in my name because if it wasn't his, he could have just came like, stow my car. So I purposely wanted it in my name. So you take car. I take the car, and I said I knew that. And what you take back? Chains? Yeah, I've taken one before. Take that. Take that didn't feel bad. It was funny. We both laughed about it. Talk take it like I just yeah, hid from him after you break up about a job, like arguing like with a female.

I don't argue with like females because like I don't do good with that, like arguing and face to face that's too close to fight. You give what I'm saying. So I don't even like doing female. So I gotta do something. You can't put your hands on fucking chain. Damn that makes you feel better? Okay? When then y'all left about it later and then did you give it a chain back? I never took it. It was right there. You wanted no to snatch his teeth like I paid

for those. Good luck with that. Now, have you ever done a like a search on somebody? You know how you do? People search? And like, ain't with all that. I'm an energy person, so you know, like I'm meeting somebody like the way she's sitting here, that's the way she's smiled and ship when y'all talk about killing people and I'm going to search you. So the whole thing with that is that she's just people make me talk about you know, It's just that it's just that it

comes up all the time. Yeah, I trust me. I know particular couch, it comes up, It comes up, and it's just funny when it comes up because it's kind of like an ongoing thing. And yeah, but every time we learn a little more, Right, tell your story. I'm easy about to have a lifetime movie about. Yeah, I'm good, I'm real letter shoot you alay. We're gonna do a little backchat and you're just gonna wait in on this one topic. Research me. No, there's nothing to do with you.

He got something hot. Be so defensive, all right, So the backcheck stories. We're going to talk, of course about Triston Thompson, and Jordan wears Now, the whole story is that Jordan Woods was best friends with Kylie and she kissed Tristan Thompson and flirted with him even though she was kind of part of the Kardashian family. Right now, do you think that the family should cut her off for that? Or do you think a kiss is innocent? It's not that big of a deal. Come up, we

got them all day. What I'm saying that we want to I don't if that was you, right, Let's just say it is a kissing innocent? Yeah? Do you think it kisses innocent? If she kissed him, he couldn't contro that. She said that he kissed her. Somebody lying, rister Thompson is innocent too? How important it's kissing in your opinion? Like? Are you a kisser? Uh? Why are you moving your head all around? Yes? Or no? He looked like he

was dodging kisses. He might be used to dodging. I don't mean like people to touch my like I don't like people touching my face. So you're not a kisser. It got to be different. You give what I'm saying. I gotta vote with you. You gotta be special. Yeah, like I gotta vote with you with you gotta be bad. You gotta be one of them. Not even you gotta be bad because that don't matter eithern like, but you, you gotta be one of them. You know, I had to vote with your, vote with you. I got to

know something about you. So let's just say, isn't more intimate to kiss somebody or our go to second dick? Oh for soe which once more into it? Go ahead and let a rock out. Sucking your dick is more head today? Is what you say? Yeah? Okay, so that's more intimate. So you would so in order for somebody to do that to you would have to kiss them first? Nah, what like I gotta kiss them like you gotta before? What like? Like that's my ticket to get on the right. Yeah,

what kind of what do you think means more to them? Yeah? If she's something I told you? Okay, all right, But like that's something that you would do easier before you would kiss somebody. You're a lot of bit stuck because you would just so you're kissing would be more intimate, but to you, getting your deck stock would be more important because more intimate is something that you wouldn't just do with everybody. That's something that right, Am I wrong?

I ain't just gonna let anybody someth my dig either there you go, you got you anybody just anybody like that. You can't go out like that, but yeah, that would definitely probably be the more intimate when you know, to take more time to do. Right. Have you ever been a shade of a girl you mess with? Like for your boys to see like that? I can't believe I

hit that. Nah, it ain't. It'll be some funny ship if anything youbody ever do like think back like I laughed at it more anything like because you know we know how to go, but you haven't. Have you hit the fact that you sucked someone. Everybody don't hit it before you know, at least lessing him. Look kid here as a grown as man though, Uh you need your less Okay, Yeah you've had something so I could go now I had different routes and I didn't had different routs I can go. I ain't got none of that.

I look at it like, bro, what the fuck? What was I thinking? And I still wouldn't look at it like that, like I just laughed right now. I was drunk then the motherfucker boy, I'm crazy like that was a good time, nap ken, you ever had the experience, but you were just bad and bad and you knew it. Nah, And I wouldn't call it bad to just be like that. You've had some off nights though, I'm sure everybody had an off night here and there. What were you where? She gets you up out of there quick when you

just didn't performance with different up stepping up? What do you mean? See that's that ship? See even they all three staring at me like yeah, women protesting against me. But now like it's just different, you know, like I ain't chripping, you know what I mean? You never performed so bad like I needed you over. Now I'm gonna tell you something that you're sunk around it. This is like years ago, like I left something to get like give me some kind of little pill and I don't

pop pills. I popped the motherfucker and oh my god, never again ripping and everything what happened? I had me chirping, had me tripping, like I almost shot her in everything? What talk? I felt like she was trying to set me up like I don't kind of didn't. They couldn't get hard. None of this ship, like damn, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a bad ship. Yeah, spooky ship. I took myself to the hospital the next morning. Damn it, this ship about me. I don't know what the funk this is

that somebody drug me. It's like, damn yourself that I had got But she scared of you after that, because I'd be kind of sad because I told him, you know, I keep it real before I get looked at like a weirdo. You know that ain't me that ain't they gave me this pill. I'm su up on tripped, you know what I mean? Like good thing, I'm stone on the person. I think the average person wouldn't like great. Then she with you again after that. Thank god it

was somebody you knew like that. Imagine if that was a one off, right, thank got you to shoot her. That was like the first the first person. That was the first time. Damn. I don't know if I would have came back from more after that, because you wouldn't know anybody to know me, like, and I tell you, I feel like he couldn't get hired. He tried to shoot me. It's a terrible experience. Yeah, it was. That might have been the worst first experience I ever had.

I wouldn't if that was. I told her, she must have really liked you. Keeping about me again. Never Ship, We wasn't around something that took an edible and he was tripping, like tripping, tripping. I never looked at him the same. He was crying and Ship as it called the hospital to handling. That's still my friend. Clear, no no, no, no no. When I'm talking about as far as like fucking with him, like there was none of that, like it wasn't no, no, no, he was trying to talk

to me. But after that it was kind of a dub like like I was like, no, I'm sorry, like you was bugging, like he was crying like a grown man crying like sorry with him he was role playing as a baby. I hope he was, but he was apologizing for so long after that, like oh my god, I'm so gave him all the damn edibles. Oh my god. Let me tell you how. It was Angela that I was encouraging and she was like, you should take more if you don't feel it. Man, you got she was crazy.

It was really her. He wasn't. But any I know you've been doing your press. Went and you got a lot of stuff to do, but we appreciate you kicking it with us. A baby on baby, that's what I'm talking about. So we had a great time with you. Congratulations on everything and for having a good time like you do. We're hoping that you will dress up because you like to dress up in your baby. You got

to do the play. Yeah, maybe you could be Yeah, dress up in your little muscles and sugar night or something. Haank somebody out the window. He wants to be an old man. He said, you picked the old man Chia, come with a cane, some suspenders and ship. You gotta hunched over, hunching nine and you gotta do the old man voice to nine. Toy man, what comes sitting on my lap? Here? A little sugar? Sugar Grandpa, get grandpa dick hard listen to too. That's one thing I know.

I feel like he didn't really open up like you could. But next time you come up here, we're gonna hear about all your new experiences that you had. Yeah, it's gonna be a old eating as grandpa. I'm gonna try. Somebody put me on. I just don't kill nobody. Listen. That's in a live show yes, and don't get a live show before we get out of here. Lip Service Live is going down Mars that Caroline. We're gonna have some special surprise guests. So we're excited about that. So

you guys can come in and joining the fun. At Caroline's Mars twenty eight, we're doing our live show and it's gonna be very intimate, very fun. We have special surprises for you. Gonna work again, You're not gonna do it. I just had a just in my head. You came in here to working. Yeah, come on, you showed someone in the audience last. I don't know. I just in my head. I just was thinking about what I'm aware because when we did it the second time, my parts

was too tight. Remember the girl wanted the challenge. My parts were too tight? What you got? Little booties man? Little booties man? Shut up and how would you know? Alright, well, it's Lift Service. Thank you so much. The baby