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Episode 155: I lost my virginity in a threesome (Feat. Danny Duces)

Aug 24, 20181 hr 3 min
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Comedian Danny Duces joins the ladies of Lip Service this week and thngs start off crazy after Duces reveals she was once drugged by a friend. Danny also opens up about her love for anal sex, as well as how she lost her virginity in a threesome.

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Lip serving after it is lip service. I'm Angela, Ye, I'm Maguire from Lourial. Alright, well, Danny Dooce is here. She just came in and told us that's somebody put Molly and her drink, but that she enjoyed it. I mean, that's the girl to pressure like like I did Molly before. And yeah, but eventually I didn't know that's what it was. But then when the days started going and I wasn't sleeping and eating, I was super hyper. I realized there was something in my drink and I didn't eat and

sleep for like two days. I wasn't serious, like because I got anxiety sometimes and I was just talking to anybody like I was working, like I was going up to people. It wasn't the worst, but it could have been worse. She could have got my friend got it back. It was me and my home girl. She had it bad. She was just like she wasn't feeling good. But I was like super woman on that ship. It was weird. That's the weirdest that you that's disrespect for somebody put

something in your drink and you don't know. Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know. My friend knew and then it wasn't it was too late when she knew she swallowed it. Then she knew, and she was trying to tell me stop drinking because I didn't know. I was like, you're more shot. But yeah, I wouldn't have that person around me anywhere, if you know, I don't nigga no more. Like he knew that. We know he did it cause

he don't talk to us no more. Because I spoke about it on my Instagram and they were just like, oh you did that. I'm like, bites love free drinks. What then you're talking about like you could? But I just like I did not want to go through that whole procedure. Like I just spoke about it, like, you know, just be careful, And that was good for me. And I didn't know how to tell my homeboy that I'm very good friends with that his friend did that. I

would tell him because he's bringing this person around people. Yeah, he's bringing dump want you that's a liability? Now what if you would have had a bad reaction or a bad trip. I would have been sucked up, you know that's what he was. Yeah, but would if like you know, something serious long term could happen to you could have happened to you just from him playing around like that night like we've grown don't play you know, and and

listen you might want. You might have already been cool with it had he said, hey, he could ask to get down, you know, but what if we trying to do something and take advantage of you. There's so many layers. It's like that's why he did it, because he was like it was I was in my home girl they're not in the city or her because she wants to

do music, and I just went there. It was you're like for it, I should he so I just went there and then he just had bad intention, like you gotta tell your friend because he can't bring this guy around people. Yeah, yeah, I don't even I'll just be like, you can tell he used to doing something like this, because if he don't even know you and he's just like, oh, let me and it doesn't like it really knows me. That's when he on my front brings him along us

all the time. But something just don't get no pussy. So it's like you're doing all that for some pussies crazy. You shouldn't get no pussy. So that shouldn't make no sense, and it's like you gotta think, who else is he doing that to it? But you gotta expose him? Yeah, for sure. See, I would definitely put something in y'all drink, like just funny. Yeah, it's like girls trip, don't you get me. I'm gonna do it to Angela because why first of all, you never know a girl's hip. But

that was like absent that something that they were. Yeah, that some we're gonna happen, and then you see how terrible that I'm gonna put it in the I still haven't seen that movie, but here's the thing. It was funny. Likes funny. You never love with somebody already on and you can't be playing with people like that. You're around us and make somebody o d you might not know she already on her own, Molly, and then and then she didn't take nothing. I'm I don't even know if

you would really do it. I know you were talking, but I'm just speaking for those people out there who are listening and watching and for those out there who are doing stuff like that. You never know when you think you're playing with your friends, like, oh, she she

a little goody two shoes. She always think she too too sober, or she always thinks she too good to do the drugs and this or whatever, and then you give her a little something, you might not know that she might be acting like she too good to do it because she already on it and she don't need no more. I gave somebody inadible before and didn't tell them. It was that I'm not gonna lie. It was like a gummy bear, and I was like, here, candy, and

it was mad thirsty to take the candy. That that's But to me, that's different, because yeah, So one time I had brownies at my house, right, but it had shrooms in it. I didn't give it to anyone, but my ex boyfriend started eating it, and he didn't know what shrooms and it. He thought it was just like regular brownie. He thought it was just the weed brownie. And when I tell you, I felt so bad because I didn't like I didn't know he was gonna eat it. I didn't give it to him. He just started eating

and thinking that's what it was. And we were going to a cookout that day in Prospect Park, and I remember we went to the park and he was sitting at the edge of the cookout, not moving like scarce sweating. I was like, yo, you're okay. I'm not right, man, I don't feel right. I was like, oh man, I was like, I think they was shrews that brownie and he got so panicky. But you know, at least he knew like I told him, because I didn't know he took it like that. He just was eating it. Yeah,

And I also didn't. I don't really do edibles because it makes me too nervous, Like I don't know how much edibles. I get way too tired, like I just sleep. Like it's hard to tell the dosage of edible from a dispensary, like when somebody makes it themselves, like a homemade edible. You don't really know how strong. Can't you almost damn there die and put too much weed in there.

And it's not even just that, Like when you take something like shrooms, you could die because if you don't know you want it and you start hallucinating, Oh, you don't know what's going on. You could walk into traffic, like anything could happen. You think you fly, you jump off the movie and then find out you can't fly. Every time you're telling shroom story, it gets me more and more scared. I never took it like the days. I had it for days and I never touched I

was skinned. Eventually like my cousin stole it and she took it. Like how did she do? She said, my cousin is very strong, like when it comes to that, she got a great immunity. Yeah, she got a great like she was just amazed that she was just having a good time, like you know what I'm saying. But with me, one time they funked up my weed. I was I thought I was gonna die, like I couldn't swallow, you know, like yeah, literally I couldn't swallow, literally not swallow.

Masturbated on my cousin, Bead. I didn't know that that's what I were. You was masturbating, Yeah, she said, what are you doing? So? And we were doing our own ship. She was doing our own stuff. I would do that nails, So she was masturbated. She I don't know what she was doing. She was been masturbating, but she don't believe in that. But I was in her bed and then she's like, what are you doing? Wait back in for a second. She don't believe in masturbating. She she don't.

She some woman don't like it. Like not that she doesn't believe in it, she just don't really like she just don't do it. You know you got the into it. Yeah, So it was just crazy that day. Like I thought I was really gonna die. Like she told you you were massivating, Like, yeah, you remember, I didn't remember? Like she was like, yo, what the fun was you? Like? Was pay with yourself? I was like was? I? But my kind of seen me do everything. So I don't

have anybody that that's my cousin. She's seen me sinking my friends. She said, no, she didn't seen me has sex, Like but I don't. I don't. I don't use fingers. I just rub it. Okay, yourself, you don't think it yourself. No, you bet enough for yourself. You nails. It's directed me. At the time, I wasn't wearing it was like two years ago. Now we have a new thing that we do on lip servers and were standing with you. Danny Doo says, we are going to give a toast and

say what we um, I celebrated. Put you pick a drink back out of them. I right. So every every time we do this episode as a celebration. So we're gonna give it Tilton. You're gonna actually say what you feel like you're blessed about. So here see you, Danny Deuces, congratulations. Now what are we congratulating you for? Um? You know,

me just getting out my depresion depresent ship. Like I thought, I was a little depressed for a long time, not like really depressed, but I wasn't getting my lot together and she wasn't moving quick enough. But I feel I'm in a good place right now, you know. But you're very young. I sound like really old when I say this, but I do feel like sometimes we gotta have a lot more patience with ourselves. Like it takes a long time, sometimes not as quickly as we would like to achieve

our goals, but sometimes it takes years. Yeah, So I just like, I guess, like no beginnings for you know, being a what about you gig? What are you celebrating? Positivity? Okay? Just always being in a positive light, in a positive mind frame, even when people try to take you off that positives where you find something out of that negativity to turn it back positive, Okay, And that's just how I live my life. So what you celebrating. I gotta

say some bullshit being focused. I got a lot of things that I wanna you know that I've been working on. That's it. I'm just very focused and going towards my goals. So that's a great thing. I'm celebrating discipline. Okay, because I don't even meat. I don't need see food, I don't need pork, but I eat it out of chicken because I don't eat those things. So I've been almost

a week now without eating chicken. And I said, listen, every little step counts for you because we know you need un you know before, but now it's just mad a whole almost week without eating chicken. You here here cheers at the beginning, maybe I need a vegetarians. That's crazy. You're pretty like I was, he was pretty personally, you're like really pretty some people you see, I don't see you like people like that's or whatever. But from fall like, well,

thank you'll my clip tonight. I'm just thinking, I would you masturbate in front of her real cousins? I wouldn't even masturbate in front of like no, but not masurates. Well that's different. What I was gonna say was I'll master to be in front of a guy who doesn't make me come, I'll just like do it on my own after he's done and he doesn't make it happen, I'll just be like, you know, and make that happen. Liked masturbate like she's scratching the record exactly making a

scratching you know, But I'm not to do so. I'm not gonna do some wild and picky things. But I can honestly say I've never masturbated in front of one of my friends. And I said it was the three situation I've been Okay, scratch, bring it back. You've done this before and now Danny, she says, you know, every episode we always talk about anal too. Okay, yes, so have you ever done an actually did? Like like with one person? Actually we didn't like it. I'm not gonna

it's bad. I like it, but actually, like you know, like when you like somebody and it didn't didn't make you do stuff and you I would just trying to please, like out of my head, and I did it, and I wouldn't like it. You did? Did he really like it? You don't like big digs that much, so that's probably why it worked No, it was big. It was it was big. You are cheating. It was talking about wow, what it was it was your managers. It awkward for you to be talking about this in front of him.

Nah that it was a man the way he said, wow, it wasn't with me. He said that talking about us, like everybody don't get to be to fly on the wall. Right, did you bleep? Nah? I did not? Did you shart? She shipped a little. No, I really did it, But you know what it is. When I did it, I was really high and I was really drunk. I was really like out of up girl, Like time did one

person after that? Like it's like I feel like something's something like you do when you love the person, because like it's a lot of fucking pain, Like you know what I'm saying, Like the pain is love. I feel like the pain is only for one second. Though. I feel like once it's ended you it's let nice. Let

more than one right to me? After the five seconds like before it when he goes and he's heard like ship but then when there just superli like that's what you guys to me, It's what she I didn't think I was gonna like it, but alright, So if you had to put in order right of what you like the most, Okay, do you like get it eaten out? Ain't no sex or regular sexy? One? Two and three? What's the best? Okay eating out? It's certain people I could do it good. So I'm gonna put that last

because a lot of this can't you pussy aside? That is sad, but it's a din't sex? Oh s she put an no firstbera a right. But so you loved him because you said that you feel like it has to be something that if you love somebody at the time I did, I did. I'm not gonna lie, like you know what I'm saying, like that's why I did it. You know at first I was like no that I would never do at no out of here, but he said, yes,

you will drink. He started with the finger and he's just like into it, like always start with your finger. Put her figure heads, but he's trying to get you ready. Yeah you always wow. You know what I'm saying. But I thought she said in his butt No, but I don't. I don't think you don't, but I know that, Okay, I don't know like she tried. I never did it like you'll get there one days now, Yeah, she can't do it? Take us out again shows how to Do It Again. DJ Scratch is gonna be so mad. I'm sorry.

All right now, how about this? Would you mind living in a house Like say you were dating a guy, right and he broke up with his ex and she moved out the house. Would you mind living in the house that his ex used to live in, like sleeping on the same mattress? So do you think about that? I mean, like when you go to a nigga cree, you don't know who's slepping that bed. Let's just say

you knew like his ex you still live there? You know that you could get a new bead, like you know what I'm saying, Like, you know that's your privacy. Like yeah, how dumbo, man, I don't want to, you know, would you make him get a new bad like we gotta get into that. Yeah, that's the listical dude. You don't gotta move on nigga, but get on the bad like, but at least get a new mattress. Yeah, or you know what if you don't got it like that the

cover that goes over the matches. I mean, like then you probably look at that's a two thousand, not a bit as. I think that's dragging it. If you'd be like, all right, get a new mattress that. Yeah, I'm petty like that, so I would do that. Think about it ready, Yeah, nigga, that another bit on the bed I say, you're changing the mat the sheets, and you see all kind of comes stains like on the bed wall. That ship wait that comes backs is on the match? Yeah, what y'all doing?

You got she he was like, she was a squirter. Yeah, we're gonna get ready, yea whatever that you are? You a squirter. I didn't like three times right, not something I don't like it. It's dirty. He liked it though, Yeah, niggasah god my scribing. But me, I just like, it's a lot of extra dirtiness, Like I do not have time for it. Like she said, extra dirtiness. Now, Danny, just as we know you got a crazy mouth, huh,

not in that way. But have you ever in an argument said something so crazy that you felt bad about it? You can take it back? Yes, I do that all the time. I'll be like, oh i'd be I'll go with people back theamn I said that ship damn bitch. Like given some examples, like I'd be like that saw you got a little thick, like I hate that niggas hit that even even if it yeah, you just just

hit that. Oh that's why suck this nigger. Like but then they'd be like you were sucking this little dick though, yeah, and you're like, yeah, it was it was easy. I just be Yeah, when I'm mad, I can I get mad like I don't want like when i'm mad, like ship, you say anything to make me feel better. At the time, I was long, he's not like prespiking people business guy, I could argue and not put people to all. They still hurt your feelings, right, you know what I'm saying.

But I say, still hurt your feelings? Do you apologize that you didn't really have a little dick? I just was mad. You get me so mad? He's actually pretty big, yeah, I said, Like the guy was still believed what you said. Like if you said, like how you said, oh that's why I so and so you're not mad no more. You'll be like, fun what I say that? But he's always gonna think you fuck selling, so like you would lying say you suck somebody you didn't in an argument

you have you how I've done that? Maybe I like that, but like, yeah, you know I did it, but not a lot though, you know a lot of your pussy. No, he's not. I kind of did. The nigga was, you know, like the nigga cheated and I wanted to get Yeah, that nigga, you hate it. Yeah, I fucked this nigger. Oh wow, I was. I said it out of anger, like you know what I'm saying that. After that, I tried to the nigga. It was it was a lie, but he believed that she daily. So I learned my lessons.

I'm like, I'm good on that. I'm not gonna allow my pussy no more. After this, SI wasn't the same. After that, he was like, you couldn't anybody but you suck my mane. His man was like, nah, we didn't like it fell out because his man's got into it. Then he was just like yeah, it's like like, well, you gotta already put it right. I went to this man and he just had this idea. His man was

a tracing to me. So when he was when I found he cheated, I'm like, yeah, you know what yea all these times that's already know I fu so and so yeah, that's vicious. You know what I'm saying, Like you hurt my feelings. I was, I'm emotional, you know what I'm saying. So you're like, Okay, you said women can't be hosed though, well I can't be. I don't think you could be the whole thing that I talked about it on my Instagram all the time, Like I don't think being a whole. It's like, I think the

way you move make you a whole. Honestly, I think you could sup whatever you want, like you really could, like your man's friend. That's being that's being like, that's being like you know, all over the place. But then if you're sucking different niggas from different circles like you being you, you're living your best life, you know what I'm saying, Like I don't they're not I feel like I can not connected, not connected. You're doing it sloppy.

You're sucking the whole hood. Do what you're protecting yourself? Yeah that's too And you all over the neighborhood the niggas, but you could sucking the queens like I said, And I mean Brooklyn like you know, you just wear them upon Charlotte, who's gonna come check you? Vicious type ship? Like? But do you have to have any type of feelings that can you like a guy and not care about

him at all? Person? I can't. I'm like, I'm really like emotional, like when I a girl like you best believe like, I'm not like you kid, your man not my man mind. You don't think you're just gonna leave when you feel like he's not gonna be that easy. You might think it's easy now, but if I it's like it's emotion there like some people do my own girl do it? Like my own girl sunk without emotion like all the time, Like have you guys ever sunk without emotion? Nah? I don't think. I think I get

emotional after a while. I think in the beginning now trying to girls try to do that, we'd be like, man, I don't care about him. I'm just I know the type of guy he is, and I don't. Actually she's actually taking a fucking jazz. Yeah, I feel like a few girls don't because I really know this girl really don't like she really you know what I'm saying. But with me I love that too, because they feel here they're not used today. Yeah like she really, but that's

only two girls I know like that. Every other bit the malt emotional like yeah, because I ain't gonna need no names. But somebody wanna be like, yeah, no, I'm just it is what it is. We don't have a good time. I'm not gonna get emotionally involved because I know the type of guy he is. And the next thing, you know, she like, now you know what it is? So sweet? No no, no, no no, because she's talking about me. But no, because I feel like you know

what it is. It's like you think at first you're like, all right, whatever, but then you start anybody around for amount of time, you're gonna start getting connected to them. It doesn't matter if it's a woman and y'all are cool, you're gonna get close to wherever you're around her a lot there you want to hit this. No, I'm not talking about fucking. I'm talking about you'll just be naturally cooler. You know, you open up a little more, you care about them a little more. That's not I feel like

that's how it is. What especially and these guys would just say any motherfuck I love a girl. Sex is emotional. I think you know you want to get very one day. Now if you fuck me good, then I feel a little bit different about you now because it is trash. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, don't feeling just going? That's different. Yeah, that's different. You know when you got feelings for somebody before you have sex and then it's trash, and then you're like you want out thinking that because I told

you you could always make sex better. Sometimes it just don't instantaneously click, Like sex is not good the first time for me, and I feel like he's a growing process me, Like, you know, the third time he felt trash, then I'm starting to consider like something he's not clicking. Let me ask you a question, y'all. Ever had sex with somebody and it was great first time, great, second time, great, third time, and then after that you got what the

funk happened? Like it like it's losing sparkle. I don't know what it is, but yeah, that that happened to me before too, When in the beginning I was like, oh, that was amazing. Number one, progressively worse. I had a pretty good sex in my life for what it never got died bad from where I'm like, damn, like you went for my tin toal four like it never went like that. Ages increase over time. That's good, but I

don't know. To me, sex is emotional. I feel like you're kissing a nigga, touching you know that my friend will fucking not kissing nigga and not cuddle like you know what I'm saying. I can't funk without kissing a nigga and cuddle and all that. To me, that's all part of sex, you know what. So that's not sex, that's making love, that's making maker. Yeah, I don't sex, make live. It's like three levels at least. And disrespect.

I want you to still be disrespectful though sometimes you want to be disrespected in bed and I still want to get kissed at the same time, right, But when you're making love, like you don't really want nobody disrespect you in that place, say y'all like really passionate and it's really romantic, bitch, suck my dead. You're like, whoall, No exactly, I'm good with that. I just feel like

they're making up get waged. I feel like five five six minutes, it's like no fer five second came up, get whacked to me, like it's like when you started a little kissing, it's a third and after that he's kind of like, come on, nigger, like that should get all quick. You know what I'm saying, Like that's with tempos. Snack it, flip it and rub it down. She's too young. You don't know that's that's not that's when after the New Edition movie came outos know about New Edition? Now?

My daughter walked around playing a New Edition for two weeks after that movie came out. Right now, we're gonna watch the Bobby Brown movie. I'm watching that the oldest guy you've ever been with? Oh, there's a thirty eight. They feel weird. Nah, then they got a good dick. All the people know how the fun people watch over not on the people like like when they're over thirty boy niggas, it's kind of weak, but tell you there's no like they're good, Like this could be about the mother.

I'm not. I did forty one year. Nigga guy was amazing. The head was great, Like you know what I'm haying out of practice, Yeah it was. It was really really good, likeing tricks to keep you interested, right, I didn't know, he looked like he was like good, I was like twenty nine, like and I was just randomly I went as how older you said forty when I'm like what I'm sucking? We could have been like my older brother like that ship like thank you. All the guys do

eat pussy better. They do. I think they do eat pussy better. Trying to think. But younger guys have all the stamina, so they could suck you a few times back and then I agree, probably be a lot more like they was younger, wilder with it. Ones who are athletic exactly take care of themselves and work out. I feel like that work out. I got a little belly or something like belly, Yeah, I like it. I like the rubb on the belly. What about a lean belly?

I didn't the first month, first trimester belly is what I like when like the first time being shaped like you could be in shape, buddy, if you got a little belly, I don't mind the ball and belly that is. I don't know if I like that. You don't like that, I don't even like? Maybe you know how to funk though, Like, have you ever had anybody that was like fat? No? You gotta like left this stummake to suck his dick. No, I feel like it's dirt stuck in the dirt. Oh,

you're like the bathing over. Yeah, like how babies have a little little girl nobody fat? No, he did a whole fat boyfriend. We used to work around looking like a number two child had Burger the hot dog. Oh he was like, yeah, he was fat. I felt that it wasn't good like they pay like they way that you can say, But I'm gonna just feel like he did treat you good. I mean, he treated me good until I found out that he was married. I watched it.

We was together for two and a half years, and then he got locked up in his wife's call and said your car because it's in my husband's name. That's crazy, but get a lot of things. You don't know if they're married, Like you don't know if dudes don't married till years today. Years he was staying at my house and you know, really a part of my family for two His wife knew the whole time or not until

he got locked up. I don't think, but you know, I was kind of skeptical because we had our daughters were around the same age, and he never brought his daughter to meet my daughter. And I was always skeptical about, like why you won't never bring your daughter around us and you know, have her meet my daughter if they are so close in age. But that's because he was still with her mother, so you never met his daughter

either separately. No, that's a that's crazy. I felt like fat dudes got the most bitches because bitch just be thinking like uglier dudes don't really have that. He was fat guy. It was like he was round and I was tall and skinny round. He looked like he was shorter than you know, he was tall, but he was round. Okay, he was very round fat Joe. And I got the bad Joe before he before he lost the weight, bat Joe before he lost the weight, A black fat Joe

that was cute facing all dimples. I was watching for one day and I still five doing a really big dick, and I was shocked. What kind of pork was this? It was just dumb pawn like I would just you know, when you're looking for a point the last day and you find one, and you know, I'm like, okay, for some reason that it was starting me on, like you into stuck, like do fat guys usually have small dicks? Because you said he had a big dick like porn

like I never did. Like in point, I would be saying like he's not like I can't look at the fat guy porn like it was just weird. Look at where you are hire and you're just watching ship. I was just watching ship, just laying there like stemming off something he was doing some ship because I think it was going in. That's why I'm not gonna what is this Like, I'm like, okay, you know that was Yeah, you had something he was on. Now let's talk about your career and what you're doing in your life as

a stand up comedian, So give us some insight. It's to like how that's going for you and the path that you're taking. I sa, you have a manager, so he helping you get gigs and everything. I mean he's been doing better. Like but with him, I know him before everything, like before before the following and before the comedy. He just always thought I was funny, Like you know what I'm saying, like it was do somethhing with that, and I started over social media. I see Cardy lit,

I'm like Cardy lit. They're like, yo, you you funny bitch, like like a fuck it, that's talking. I took on regular like you know, I'm always trying to prove a point or like shine or whatever. They're like, yo, do that social media ship and I didn't. It was cool. It kind of working. Helped me a lot actually, like help me pay my basies and all that crazy ship. Then eventually did Now you gotta get a lane and they're like, yo, let's do music. I'm like nine doing music.

I sound crazy, like you know, I look, you'll team people. I can't do that. That's not gonna be true to Hawaiian you know what I'm saying. I'm like, I like to talk ship. That's my ship, Like you know what I'm saying. Like so I'm like, let me try and like comedy because I did it two years three years ago, two years ago, and I never went back because I got booed up the stage. You did because it's tough. It's tough. It's not people that the first time you ever.

I think everybody probably get bulled a few times. Like it was just like I'm like, then, what the funk? I'm funny on social media? But then I'm not funny over here. You know what I'm saying. And I started, Man, comedians, You're like, no, you can't just go and didn't think you're gonna free. Yeah, you gotta riot, You gotta really practice with jokes. You gotta do like twenty open mics a week, like you know what I'm saying. And I

started getting it. And then when I get it, and at first I was bringing myself, they said, no, you gotta bring your because I met comedians. Then man, come when they get on stage, their fire and I was just like, Okay, I get it, and you know, and lady, I've been going and people have been like I've been going for like okay, for like two or three months. I was like open mic with every fucking day. But lately I was just like, there's something I'm not doing.

Why every time I go, I'm not getting that response I get from social media. And once I started putting everything, I'm trying to like figure the phone out, people have been sucking me. Like yeah, because just the media is different, because it's like quicker. When you're going on stage, you have to like really build up a joke and then he has to be able to do and wanting you. And then you gotta look at your audience and see who they are. And certain people think some things if

I need like depending on who's there. Yeah, and lately I've been going back to back to back, you know what I'm saying, and it's like they're like, why why are you dressed like that? And start you You're just not crazy. I'm like, your monica, I'm gonna do that ship. You're gonna have to come together. I'm gonna do my show. I want to do my ship. That's why if I wanted to have this proper image, I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't get not a file for that ship. And

that's not what I'm doing. So I'm gonna do it my way. So when I get on stage, I heard it like, you know, she's just gonna show her titties and ship whatever. But when I started talking my ship and has been sucking me lately. Like so when my show comes on August, I just hope people funk with it. I started small, but lately people have been really rocking with it. I think I'm getting what it is to

be on the process. It's a process. I think that's I want to go to the shower where yeah, you're invited. Anybody invited. Ship, it's been much special in there. Everybody. Yeah, I would, yeah, that would be dope. It is that breakhouse studio in Brooklyn. Like he's from seven Brooklyn. You know Brooklyn, that's right there, from Brooklyn. That's crazy from Brooklyn. Yeah, oh that's crazy. That's Brooklyn. Yeah, Brooklyn. And that's how I said all the time, like everything in Brooklyn right now.

You don't even got to step out to the city. Brooklyn better than that and be clear, get groupies at the shows. No, like I have to show yesterday because she'd been getting better for me, I was getting booed, like boog out the stage type ship. That's when I would get often they just like it would be like your Timmy's up or the people that't be like yeah she gotta. It's like yeah, but I did. People get me drinks after the show that you were a comedian, bro.

I was like, yeah, yeah, you you know, you're kind of funny. I mean you sexy. Let me get you take you. I did trying to kick it to me at first, but trying to know that ship down. Get jealous a little bit jealous. Why will you get jealous? Not jealous, but lie, he's very protective jealous, A protective protective that's her boyfriend. That's not jealous. He's engaged and have a kid. Okay, well being that you are a very attractive girl, how does his fiance feel about you? Um,

I don't. I never really spoke to a little mama. But I never really spoke to a little mama whatever. But he's a gainst a little mama. No, father, I never spoke to her. It's very nice. Not a little mama. I call her little mama, but her little mama. That's a little mama. I just feel like, kind of like a little a little mom. No, I call every I call every girl little mama. That's a little mama. But let's say what the jealousy seemed like it's coming from both man. No, But um, I don't know her to

know how she feels. Like you know what I'm saying. You're telling me like she don't like us working together, and don't you feel like so maybe it's important for y'all to meet, because then maybe she'd be more Comfortableaby she has a misunderstanding of what the relationship actually is. That' mad cool, like you know, you know the fact that you're sexty and ship like people might have the wrong intention. I'm a flirtiest person. I'm not gonna say I didn't

get in there, but like it's past that. I'm just like I felt with you when you and you and you're a female, Like you know what I'm saying, But it's all love. You know what I'm saying. But I don't think she get that. Y'all have history too. I talked to him before. I think he told me. She told me. Does does she know? And she's aware that we did that? Y'all head, I don't know, no, like it was like when your own breaking stock. There wasn't that's even words. Yeah, but I don't kill me. I

didn't know, but he like did what we did. Want you don't break. I'm out. Technically you're not together. You know what? You know? They was on break right, because you know I don't. I don't know that. I don't know. I'm not working like I gotta try came off now. I see why he commented during the anal story story about him, Oh no, that's like, man, you ain't let me tap that, but you ain't that right? Other people? This big moment and you got a little money. Look, damn,

I don't know. I'm so y'all, don't ask me, yes, ma'am. How would you feel about well? Yea man with somebody he used to funk like no manager her? Then you meet me from me about you? What about your man? Could he work with somebody that he used to fun? I'm sure he probably already does, but I'm just saying

so you'll be okay with it. There's a lot of things you got to accept when you're dealing with a person that is in the entertainment industry, and you just have to be secure and yourself as a woman and securing your relationship, and the trust has to be there in order for you to know, you know, what's really good fun that they chop. And you also got to let them know that you got a little bit of crazy up in your crazy crazy might come out standing

behind him, that's okay. So what if you never met her? Well, and that's just a violation in its own we there. If we are in a seriously committed relationship and you are working with a female of any stature, then that needs to be But if they were working on a man, they would be like, oh, we need to me like, why is it when with a female like they have to be like because society because unfortunately, because what she's saying. But unfortunately the society standards, you know, not even standards.

Society's outlook on the relationship between a man and a woman is that it cannot be platonic, which is wrong, taking that out of the equation. Just so people see a guy and a girl together, they automately think they must be having sex, and they might have had sex, or they might will have sex, and that's not always the case. You have plenty of male friends that you've never touched and will do whatever. I know. You do

what I do as well, you know. But it's just the way society looks at men and women in any type of relationship. Right, man, will fun given a chance, and you can fucking nigger ain't never sucked them again. And I have niggas that off once fucked and we dumb cool and never went back to Okay, so you get about your system and to be able to life. Now that's over you again. If we go on break again, then y'all liable to trying to figure out, there's still

a connection right now? Do you want to meet his fiance? You want me, little Mama, I don't even know, like I feel like woman like you know, like knowing what they know. They already had this perception of a Yeah, she probably already and probably already and I don't want to say bitter, but she probably her, but she probably has a negative taste in her mouth. Vagina baby, It's like, yeah, all day she's like familiar, you know, like like I

don't know about one of me. I don't know what top time she will be on, you know what I'm saying. And I want to make somebody that's like stuck in old times. I'm gonna telling a little mama like yeah, I feel win. But that's just saying like I felt with I'll fl with you if you wanted to, Like you know what I'm saying. This is what it is, you know what I'm saying. That's just when it comes to my work thing, I do put in the work flirt and I do all the actually ship, but I

do put in the work. You know what I'm saying. Do you make an effort to not flirt with him at least now, just because you know his situation. I do, but I feel like sometimes I'm not the one too late now you know what I'm saying, Like but I do, but you know what I'm saying. But I just feel like that's a man. I like a man just like you know what I feel like, like my nigga front with with a bitch, I gonna go funk, like I don't even be out in time for to check what

the nigga is doing. So you're flirt on the bitch of school. I know what I got. I know what. Can no bitch come around like you know, unless it was really like a porn star, you know what? Check Actually you know what I'm saying. But like I'm just like feel just a worker. I know you're gonna come back. Are you in a relationship now with anybody? No, I'm actually I'm as I'm single right now. Actually with the guys I'm starting, I'm just see it's a lot of

tension in her episodes. We started talking about this, you know what that I could feel. It's not nothing from her though, no, but even just talking about the meat on your back, just when she was like he'd be jealous. It's like, okay, wait a minute, whe would he be jealous? But now I'm single right now, like I'm just trying to focus on my comedy and everything. Like I'm used to not doing ship like you know, do the Instagram ship.

But now he's like, I'm doing like the comedy thing you gotta do, like at least Tweeney open mics a week. The best part of comedy is when it comes from your real life too that I don't like this comedy. I first I thought I had to talk about sex. So it was like I thought I had to bring to sex topics. Then I started telling them over my wool life, my wished I'll go, like they love that ship because people can relate to it. It's like, yo, listen,

they love that, like you know what I'm saying. But I'm learning as I go, like how I stop go And the more I give them, the more they take. And I realized it could be about sex to a comedy. Like some people be like, you can't just be all about sex, you're a woman, But I'm like, just like you can't be sexy when it comes to comedy. I'm like, I've been I've been showing my things my whole life, so what am I gonna do not listening to you know what I'm like, I best that way, you know

what I'm saying. I'm not gonna do so bad to go on stage and dress a different way. No, yeah, you know what I'm saying. Do you feel like other women get jealous, like maybe other women who are comics or anything, or they still embrace you? What's that like? I had to show like last okay, like on Monday on Tuesday, and I went there. I looked at nice you know what I'm saying, Like, I'm gonna go to it.

I'm gonna look like even if I'm broke, I'm gonna look like I'm a million you know, I'm gonna put my you know how to wear it, you know what I'm saying. Like, So I went there and I did the show, and the niggas was really filling it like you know what I'm saying, And the bitios was feeling it too, because I was saying something well bitious ship like you know what I'm saying. And the female comedian after me, I think she was she was like trying to come from me a little bit, you know what

I'm saying. What was she saying? She was just like, oh, you said this and you said dad, and then I'm just like, bit, I did not even come from you know what I'm saying. I'm chilling, But I learned how the moment because I would had my moment. I didn't even know people were gonna fuck with me today that I said so many people, I was shocked away and people were just like, yeah, she's stoked. But I feel like they feel a well, a little bit. I feel like it's not even that, they just feel like my

following get them. Take a set up comedian. Did there's this biff going around like Instagram camadians versus yeah, stand up comedians. They feel like we don't deserve what we gain because we're from the camera doing whatever. So my whole point is to prove them. One I could be funny off camera, and I could. You know what I'm saying. There are some people on Instagram that's not you know, but it is a process because you might not be funny like you said at first it doesn't work out

because it's a translation. But it's a lot of work. But I don't think you're not funny when your offer Instagram. I just don't think you know the pumbula a lot of work. And I'm saying, and the more I learned the fumula to what that ship was, and I'll be calling this nigger. I'm like, yo, it was fucking with me. And I was shocked, you know what I'm saying. And he's like, can you call him anytime? I don't even call this. I don't even like to call niggers like that.

I text you, but I mean that's your manager. You should be like, can you call him at like two am? And be like, yo, I just left this. I mean like before, he's a producer at first, you know what I'm saying. So he I'm used to being in a studio like two two o'clock in the morning. Okay, so you can so I can you know what I'm saying, He's always like working, you know what I'm saying. And before I met him, because I met him before before I went into comedy, I was doing interviews, you know

what I'm saying. Like, so he was at me like, use the studio upstairs to do the interviews, like I did create him and all that, and he would just let me use the studio set just do that. But then I was just like damn. Like I want to find a way where I could put my comedy and everything together. You know what I'm saying, I'm not you know,

I think I want to start doing staining up. And that's why I'm like, I'm gonna put I want to put a show together and I want to start legit because that's something I was trying to do like two years ago. But from before I was doing interviews. I did a few. I did PNB mean cranium and whatever whatever, but I realized what the game was and what I was better at. You know what I'm saying, I'm really good at interviews, but I just like I want to mix it together. So I'm like, I gotta do both,

Like you know, like a late night type ship. So do you guys have like a contract with each other. We're still working on that, but like I like that at any point, she could pop up and you could be like period. No, Like I like that, Like yeah, like with the contract ship, but the ship is like I feel like people don't get it, Like a lot of people, even people that I'm friends with. It while you work with this because like when I was black, when I was like, at one point I was really whacked.

I mean people was not sucking with me at one point, Like but he was like and I wasn't that. Yeah. To me, it's like more loyalty, like he was working with me when I was whacked. So I'm not gonna be and the place on a position and I just like leaving behind. He leaves me behind type ship, like we could separate two if you don't want to be with me or you don't want to do anything with me,

fuck you fuck you know, be happy. But this part like I'm gonna get it because he's like I feel I deserved that, Like you know what, I'm thinking that I wouldn't do putting the fucking work, like you know what I'm saying. So for that, I feel like, yeah, he held it down in that position, like you know what I'm saying, because I wouldn't be like and I would be here maybe maybe I would have figured out about myself, you know what I'm saying. Go. When I came to him and I was like, yo, I need

a podcast. I wanted to have funny. He was saying, your bitch, you don't gotta name what the funk like right now, I didn't say. She was like you need. He was it was like you need like you need a name in your platform, Like that's what's working right now. You know, social media is big. And because I first saw, I was insecure but my my voice because of my accent. But yeah, we like it sent to you a part so immediately when you hear that, we know it's you. Yeah.

So I was insecure. But when I was younger, I have speech problem. I didn't start speaking to you like seven eight. So I was like very insecure like about it. So when my mom died and so I'm like, fun, this ship. I'm gonna talk my ship for sure. My mom was like like me but ten times worse. You know what I'm saying, So to your mom, Like so he was like when he was like, yo, it's a go. I was like years ago and I don't went with

it and I'm here right now. Well we like that story and resilience and you on your way up now? Low being at you, Um do I say, are an artists? I used to be an artists because I don't know what to say at me either. I'm confused. She's a she's in limbo. You know, I want your rapper. You're always a wrapper fake retired artists. Do you remember to think about that when you work with somebody, Like can I call this producer at two an the morning or um?

Because sometimes we don't even think about that. Yeah, I think it depends on my relationship with the person. Like if we're really close, I think I'll just hit somebody out whatever time. But like if they have like a family and it's this that, and like I expect people with situation and you gotta have boundary, you know what I mean. But like I said, if it's somebody I'm really really cool with and we work together, yeah, I shouldn't be able to hit someoneever. Like but like I said,

I wouldn't be disrespectful. What about you, Gigi? I agree with Loreo. I feel like, um, it's a case by case scenario. If the person has the family or is married or has small kids at home, or it's in that type of life in their personal set of text, then you know, if it's not important, then it can wait until normal hours. Um, I wouldn't just be blowing somebody's phone up at three. What about for your man, Like, if can there certain women can they call him like

in any hour? Or do you check that like, who is calling you? Thankfully they don't. But he deals with um a few very high profile artists right now and that's safe. For instance, one of them have a situation going on, then they will call and and you don't care because you know me and your call home like any nothing, unless we're in Miami or some ship and we are like some woman. You know what I'm saying, Like you're calling him out of ours out of spite.

You know, even if I was dealing with you, me calling you at this time hours and I know you gotta families out of spite. You know what I'm saying, because I didn't. After that, everybody's going, you know what you're getting yourself into. If you're talking with that nigga you're produced or whatever manager, you know what it is like. You know you're calling out of turn of hours. You're just looking for that actra. I'm no white bitch, even if I was working, just like, I'm not calling your

son all the time. I see that bitch. I'm not poaching. I'm that bitch. I'm not doing me. And even if he's single and living that bachelor lifestyle, I'm still probably not gonna call the body I was just out of me, spec out of body calling me door. You ain't got the call, don't carning like that. Some women do it to like to to like trigger the other woman and within that situation because they're angry. That did not the main bitch. If you're gonna be a side check over

you all, you gotta respect your goal. You can't be going to the main bitch. And do you know you're not six staying you dam nil twenty something. You know what you're doing, So you can't like take that opportunity to be like, yeah, I just need to text Hi about business. But shut the funk up that you could have went up one yeah, like I'm not, I'm not doing anything like I will see you. And even if I was working your it was up to say you've been a side check. I've been a side check before,

I've been inside. She got in here know I was a side check? Go ahead. Um. The nigger posted a picture of his baby. I'm like, I don't get it. You know, did he get engaged after that? No? Okay, here, like I didn't even know, Like, did you confirm him when you see him post a texture? Like? What the fund is this? We started we stopped talking. What is

this in the phrase down where you see weed? Right? Yeah, come over there because she wanted no. But like when I found out, it was just like to a soucial media and I was just like, wow, that's crazy. I believe didn't know. Did you feel like telling his girl no? I'm never I'm not that bit Like what if she would have called you, I had bitches call my phone, I'll hang up like just like whatever, I gotta take whatever I got. The way is with the nigga. Just

whatever you got to deal with. It's with that nigga unless we crass. Now, we could fight, like that's some boling ship. But if you're not friends, I don't got nothing to say. You don't got any say to me, Like you know what I'm saying. If you meet somebody that you don't know him and he's not telling me the situation, you're so fucking with him, you can't be mad at the female because she didn't know your man was supposed to be. I met this dude. He was hands on my fuck and I was like yo, he

was like yeah, I never see nothing like this. I'm like, yeah, you were tucked. He was like, you know I'm married. Like he let me know a friend he was married and he was happy. But dudes don't do that no more he would. They were like go with the ship and wait, but you still dating him after that? No, You're like, I know he was like very happy, but he really know you were like do that ship with me? Like yeah, he was like, um, first when I met him,

He's like, I'm married, did it? I'm happy that while we're talking in the whole group, next thing you know, he's like, you're not. I always thought you were beautiful. So I'm like, okay, just a compliment, thank you. But the next thing, you know, his arm around my waist. He's like, so, I'm like, hold on, hold on, did you just like you just tell you to when ship do go down? Oh? Bitch, you know I was married, right I told you? Yeah? Like you know what I'm saying.

But I don't. A lot of time female against a situation with people and they think, oh, they do only want or but really there's a whole person there you don't know about. Like a lot of women end up being side checks and they don't even know it. It might be a slide right now and you don't even know what to ship pop off. You're like, oh, that's what it is, and now you're an old situation. You didn't even play like I never cheated on somebody. I

don't because I'm I'm crazy. When I'm obsessed, I'm upset, I go in that space, you know what I'm saying in the zone on my zone, Like I cheer with people. What you mean you help people cheat? Because but then I share with people, but I didn't know I was having them cheat. I think it was like a situation where the situation was there was no situation. If if I don't catch shrinks for you and I'm finding out,

that's a situation. What the women do now, It's like I gotta get my head ready, Like I gotta get over this. Are you saying I gotta be lawyer, but I don't even know. You're not a cheater, You're not the one doing that. No, I'm not a cheating I'm not without once I'm into you, like I'll be fucking with dudes and I still don't sunk without the niggas. You're not in a relationship and I'm still only fucking

Like women are more like that, do that. We we're more like when I'm with somebody, and I think sometimes women have to get out of that because sometimes I don't be in a relationship with a guy, but you date that person and then don't date anybody else. You're not even in a relationship and he's doing him and you're still thinking like, well, I can only just be with him. Yeah, I think women do that a lot.

I can only just do with him. But I just feel like we just get attached to the dick, like once you getting the way you like to get you good.

I mean that's true too, but me, like the way that I am, I just don't be liking a guard around sucking anybody so like I mean when I was younger, I think I was a little bit more like all right, doesn't But now it's like if I talk to a dude like I don't be wanting to funk with him and then gon with this thing and this again something first, I'm not like job, I think I've even deserved my vagina, Like my ship is too fired for that. That's how I always start like like be like why are you not?

Because I at least I have some friends. I get down and I beat it and I chilled like like yo, and I don't judge, but you know I be throwing my sh is way too late to me doing all this extra like, you know, just too lazy start for me to see my own boyfriend come where. I'm tired. I gotta get it before am. And you know what, guys nowadays they just like need so much like with me here do you want to know? I'm tired? That

wrapped off on Angela did that? I'm mad lazy. I'm not wrapped off on me because I didn't used to be like I feel like we're going to such and such? What what time are we leaving now? I'm like it's called adulting. Now I'm old. I'm too tired to do stuff. I be like, come back a bag and meet you where to Yesterday it was this promoter village party, yeah, and I was just like I want to go, and my makeup was done and I just did this open mic and I did and I got tired. I'm like,

you're damn going to sleep. My home girl told me you're not coming out or right there. That's how I know it. I'm like, bit you really over between five this? Yeah? Because like done and you had a ride my Cross was in my bag on something Brook and Ship. I'm like, oh, man, like you gave me her right back home. I man, I'm gonna go home because he's like, I have to get up, Earadi, get my makeup done, get this something that I think you'd be like, Yo, my makeup is done.

Maybe I should go out. I'm a lad out for five minutes, like you know what too, because we feel like we went. All we got to do is go on Instagram. There was everything. You'd be like Netflix got a new series, it would be so much more. Season two started. But I was always at home body before everything.

But then he changed, like I'm always going out, but from before I was at home body, like I could have watched movies all day, like showing into that now we can't all be born and somebody I'm lying, I go to the club every night. In the club, I will call me while am on my way to work if you get me out, get me back one time. How we're going everywhere? Yeah, home by seven, that's a fact. But now it's kind of like like I said, I wasn't doing it. I was just recording shot on Instagram.

And then I was like, oh, you want to come here. It's nice. Damn that ship kind of well, you gotta get your makeup, then you got good there, then you gotta it's too much. There's a lot down from before. I was just home showing, so it's kind of a hot time to get ready to get my makeup down, like not have my makeup. I'm fucking tired. Like, yeah, well, Danny deuce is, thank you so much. We had a

good time chanting with you. Where can people find you on social media so they can follow you and watch your jail saying, your Instagram post and everything and see what you're all about and then see what you're gonna be performing and all of that. Danny Deuces on Instagram. I'm big on Instagram, Like I think that's my biggest platform, Like Danny Deuces, d A N N Y. Do you c e s on the score? It just Danny Douces.

You can miss it like on the score once she said starts tapping the D after the Danny pop right right or whatever, So all right, so go stuck her on the gram. Do you respond to the people in the d M. Yeah, I'll do because it's like I get a lot of them. Honestly, I get a lot of work from the d M, so I have to respond to my DM. Even if you have an email right there and nig it will still feel like you'll let me your manager check your d M because she

said you get a lot of bucking inquiries. He said, he does not check out, and I give him what he has to work with. Okay, he's like if he's like, I want you, me and my fiancee to go to dinner because she wants to meet you, you down for that. I mean, I ain't got no, I'm not a hateful first. I got a lot of I got a lot of love in my heart. They both can't get love, like you know what I'm doing. Okay, are you into that?

I got it to something like one time, like and I was a virgin, so it was weird you had a three when you were a virgin. Whow No, No, yeah, we can't leave it. Oh my god, all the way in No, because I was okay in Cottege, I was a virgin and I just kind of lost it kind of after that. I kind of got why after that I was a virgin and my home girl boyfriend she's like, oh, I want dad, I want to have a three song with you. But I gave head before I had sex. Okay,

did he know you was a virgin? Yeah? Okay, her My head was fired. So that those persons have firehead, they got a lot of to keep it. So just like, okay, ahead a decade, I pulled up whatever. But so it was just like her, her cousin and her friends. It was mad bitches and it so I was so fucked up that night I ended up not doing it. I just went skinny, did sorry, And I never ended up

having ship. I just like you know, made out with the bitch a little bit and all that shame me out and then we never ended up having for or three soth because I was gonna lose it because in Cottege, I was eager to listen to opportunity like anybody wanted to have it, like I'm sure would everybody was having sex. You know, in college, people have a lot of fucking sex that they don't want to learn, like they just they have this, try different drugs and they have sex

and the party. Where did you go to college? Right? I went to college and a lot you were like a downtown book and I at the time of my life, I have funding there, like they had that little good bitches in there. It was with the ship, like you know what I'm saying. One time, yeah it was that was you gotta know, like you gotta know, you gotta have your click whatever. But I did that ship. I was a virgin, like, but I have fun out night, but I never did it again after that. Why if

you have funs? I don't even know why I'm open to I'm open to it something when I'm in a good mood that if I'm like, let's have a wild jes looking like she had to bring you tell people how when I was a virgin and they're like, they're like, how is that having possible? My home will show me. I had to give head. So when I was a virgin, like you know, like she was like you gotta give head,

you know. And then one time I wished I want her, she was just like yo, pull up, and I pulled up and she started getting head in front of me. She's like, that's how you do a girl. You can't be way because I'm like one of your best friends. That guy was having like, yes, teach hers. I learned a lot. I'm late, So did you learn on him? Though, No, I didn't. I just my whole thing. I'm Haitian. So when I came, I did not have a lot of experience. I was shy. You know, they don't hate your parents,

don't play there. Yeah. But then when I sat getting out of my shell, ain't I was learning things. I got lit. I will us not talent. Here we go every mike. She rocks it from the stage to the beding shows. Yeah right, you don't get both the Yeah. So this is what it is. Thank you, Danny. This is she lit. Let's service. Let's service.

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