Episode 153: Tainted-Love (Feat. Tony Rock)

our fat roles we are to get rid of. We gotta break before you tickles, like, go ahead, embrace it and it's all good. And under arm is always taking okay, and under your feet your feet. But let's get right into it. I'm glad you said that because I want to talk about a rogging is zones today, right, because there's a lot of places on us that they say are roging the zones and sometimes like not having sex, but playing around with people is a rodging his zones

that you might not have even known you had. Right, So let's talk about things that I want you to rate it on the scale of one to ten um. What part you like being you know, licked on or not. Okay, ears, it's like a five. That's basic. Ears out. Like the stuff that's exposed is like that's everybody know that. You know, your neck, it's like okay, okay, anything exposed, it's like that's normal. That's like, that's like the most lame, tame person hate like their ears being wet. Yeah, me too.

I do the inside like. I don't like when people like, if you do, like a little bit, put your tongue to the girl, you're not wet it up like dry tongue. Damn. I don't like. Damn. I don't like, don't put your tongue in my ear. That's there. What about you seeing my pussy? If you're gonna put it somewhere, okay, what about you take a little ear lick as long as it ain't like a wet, nasty one, you know, you know, like a dog. I don't want to be when somebody kisses your air to be loud as ship like that.

You got to go to the back. You go to the back of it. Yeah, a fire cracker. How you ever concerned? I did I clean my ears because that's what I think. Make sure I I hate when I watched my bear right now, and I hate when I get out of the show where my ears is wet. So I always clean my ears with you. Came outs are pretty clearing my ears is a great feeling, like when you're in the shower and you got the water running and inside of your ear. Did you ever lick

someone's ear and it wasn't clean. I've licked the ear and tasted sometimes. I was like, okay, that tasted normal, and that tasted like a cigarette cigarette. All right? What about your nipples? Be honest six, Okay, that's it, that's normal. You're gonna come off sex. But I'm saying some guys that love nipple play. I like it. I like it. Okay, but you know, kiss a little nick fine? Okay? Do your nipples get hard? Like quickly? Quickly? They look hard right now? I can see it's cold. It's cold. You

know what's the fun fact? We know? I'm on my second round of implants present plants, soon to be round nuber three. But anyway, um wait, excuse meet me. I'll stop you and you are you upgrading as you go? Or absolutely? Okay? You get bigger and you want big again? I am, but that's nothing, just like fifty ccs but that's not you don't even know what that means a bath there any after getting them done, each time the sensation and my nipples got increased. Really it was decreased.

I guess it depends because for somewhere. Yeah, and here's the thing it depends on. Also if you actually go through the nipple like definitely her nipples removed and put back on, fine, I had my the decrease, so they didn't touch my nipples at all, So that might have something to do with it. And maybe when people get their nipples removed and put back on, then bigger nipples have gotten you might as well just go for the nipples. No no, no, no no, I'm not going there for

can you have an orgasm just through your nipples? But it is definitely more sensational than before. Sensational. I don't want to get something taken out and you're trying to get something put in. Well, you know, I'm just they have a shelf life years you want to borrow some. And the reason why I'm on the second pair right now is because when I got my first pair done,

I wasn't a percent satisfied with them. So when I went back the second time, it was five years later and now I'm at nine years from there, so you have to keep getting them. Like that's like I said, like ten fifteen years is the shelf life so warrantine. I think women should you know how you have, like Morgan donor cards. I think women should be if you've got something fake, you should If you pass away, you should leave your You should leave your not leaving. You

should even like but they don't flaps. It's like you leaving like that because the implants don't they when they go on the ground, you on the ground. They just in the ground. You can't do that, So you could be a tidy donut. Yeah, you don't want abody that's your body, girl, that you if you're all get doing this inside your body? Hey, well yeah, I guess you're right, But it's not old. You don't want nobody's left over. Yeah, but they brand new tennis in the ground, just sitting

there doing nothing. Do you want somebody's old dick implant? No? No, but that's that's a real you're born with. The implants are not real. So it's like you when you go in the ground when you die and you're going to the ground. If you have fake implants, you they're sitting in the ground. But if you weren't happy with your balls, when you want somebody that donate their balls, I'm sorry, like no, but you don't get ball implants. You can. Yeah, some people have to get a ball removed and make

it get a fake one. But then it's like a pink bull ball. Now it's not a paink pot. It's like it has like a big walnut. I can't imagine it being hard. That wasn't that was remarkable. You should do you know what, I've never even thought about the when your body and perfect titties sitting in the casket right now and eating a way by lags. Yeah, maggots,

they don't they're going to eat that some silicone. He should have My titties is alive as well heaven, because yeah, I really feel like guys are kind of embarrassed to admit that they love their nipples played with. I don't know about all guys. I mean, I don't love my nipples played with, but I don't mind it. It's like you think you could like prematurely ejaculate from its hell no, no, no, no, no, no,

that's not gonna happen, but it will wake you up, right. Um. Some cases, like I know some guys who love it, Like I know guys who cannot come if you don't see, I'm like, it's part of the procedures. Like it's like a you know, like kiss neck nipples. All right, let's go call it what you get? Whopped off doesn't like her nipples play with already? Know? Yeah it doesn't really you don't like yours? Now, it doesn't really do anything

ea out. Yeah she wants to do is look yeah my neck is that's cool, but anything else is like yeah, yeah, just go straight for the goal. Okay, okay, now what about the tip? Oh absolutely, okay. Some guys like the tip more than they like the whole entire. But there's like a lot of nerve ending here. It was very sensitive to the crown. That's why it looks like that

the skin is down here. The crown is like very sensitive. Yeah, okay, so you are circumcised, thinking, of course, some guys got a white corn dick found the boys and the portals. Here's with we kind of less meet that only like people get circumcised really yeah, you didn't even know that. I don't do dick research. I just so, do you

prefer the whole entire thing or just the tip? Like if you had to, if I had to choose holding, okay, whole thing, ball's optional, but if you if I got the choice between crown and holding, holding the crown is so funny to me because I've never heard nobody calling with that. It felt like it should be crooked, right, like a cricket crown is the crown? All right? What about your butt? Nah? Come on, on the scale of one to ten, a girl can't lick your ass? Listen,

I don't know. I be honest, you'll I don't know if a girl can lick my ask because the girl never licked my ass. Okay, so I might love that, it might be ten, But as I'm sitting right, I don't know. No. One time a girl's giving me head and she said, hey, why don't you roll over and experience something? No, no, roll over. This is the first day she was don't roll over and don't get she was gr head and she said, roll over and experienced something new. I didn't know what the fun you talking about.

I just said, no, I'm good roll over. Yeah, so I was like, that sounds weird. So I'm like, I'm not doing it. She messed up and she said, I love it. I just don't know. She should have never said that. She abut that you're with is giving you head and then she's like, you know, showing your ball some love, and then she just keeps on going the ball some love. Are you going to stop her? It depends on what it feels like. Okay, his wife's got mad high. I don't think you should stop her. But well,

I'll let you know it hasn't happened. It's a problem is that you're not supposed to really ask. You just go for it. Yeah, you got to say something that's like that takes all the fun out? What about like that? Not me? No, what if she grabs you, like while you're in tapping poses and squeezes it, it's cool. What if she spreads it a little. A woman shouldn't be smacking a man's I mean grabbing. I've grabbed a man. Happened when you if you like on top and you

really pound in the out, it's like she's excited. She smack or grab whatever, nails or whatever. It's like I see what you're doing. I understand why you're doing it to be funny. You smack at here's another one you might enjoy. I do think it's funny. I think in bed things should be fun like it's not funny for you in bed. I'm sure sometimes girls are like they just went to the comedy show. They're getting the bed and it's still a little funny, Like they expect you

to make jokes. I gotta be drunk. You gotta be drunk now if i'm if it's like some funny ship, I'm drunk, it's you get what I'm saying, and like your fall or some ship, you start laughing, Oh yeah, funny like that like off the bed. But that's funny. Yeah, that's that's funny, right. But I don't aim for jokes. I don't know. I think sex that's funny. It's not. I don't like that. It's run. It's an embarrassing like that's embarrassing for a female to me, Like, it's embarrassing.

It's just not funny. I think it's excited. Men get excited. It makes it feel like they was so big they s but real the truth is it's so small that it's doing for your dick and all the way out going back. Oh yeah, that hurt that that it's the air that's you gotta be really really really wet for that not to hurt, right, all right? What about your inner thigh for women, that's in the females. But that's like,

I don't even think of my thighs. I don't think of one of my boyfriends he liked he should like for me to lick on his in our right here. It's places that normally don't get licked and touched. That's what really is rouging. It's like no one's ever like licked or touch you in the thigh. So that's probably why it's in a rouging. Its ohone, No, I never gave it any thought. We gotta tell you that step it up. Yeah, that's when you like kind of tease,

you tease the situation. You start up down like and then you get to the thigh and then you just act like you're gonna go for it, and then you'd be like, no, go somewhere else. Yeah. That let her smile, Na, But it's like anticipation exactly, like like like what you're doing that ain't excited? Yeah, and then you never know it might feel good, right? What's wrong with some anticipation? Nothing at all? What about the pubic area, like before you get to the dick, like just looking right there?

That's anticipation too, said Tony. These are areas that are like not normally touched. That's why it's like, what if you kiss here and not the lips? It's like, what is this? That's just area? Let me put my tongue in your dumple? He seems very unromantic. I don't know. I'm super romantic, but are you really? What expound on that I'm super romantic? Self explanatory? What's what's super romantic? Like? Give us an example? What in a romantic Since I'm

very you know, I'm dinner, I'm candlelights, some flowers. I'm all. I'm thoughtful. If you say you like something, that's my secret. If you say you like something, I'll make a mental note of it. One day, you come to the house unexpectedly. That ship is sitting right there on the crib. I like the cookies from Boom there. I saw this purse this what boom is there? I like smoking weedy, Let me smoke. They don't let me smoke. Like I like Lamborghinis.

Boom right, it's so romantic. That's a good boyfriend exactly, I'm your best boyfriend. A lot of girls ever had the most expensive surprise gift you've ever Again, then it's probably a tie. I bought an ex girl fromd the BMW, and I bought a girl friend the Range rool but wow, and I've bought several strippers cars. What the hell? You got an addiction me by making it rain Cobotny from the e P at you amagic city before? Huh? I think I might have saw you amagic city. I'm sure

you have? What's he throwing preuss at the sure you have? That's what's one of those things? I don't know you really buy cars like that? I have wait by them. I like putting it down payment like here, I know what the difference the agreement and I got insurance. That's about it. My premium. Go see the general, the general, six months general car General and shock pull up like, hey, you got by by cars like cards like the whole thing? How did that? How did they pull that off? How

did you pull that off? How did they pull that off? It was the one was a girlfriend that held me down when I didn't have anything. When I first moved to l A and I was broken, I was sleeping on people's couches, and she took care of me. She fed me, made sure I was good. And then once I got some money, I was like, yeah, I totally owe you for everything. Do you need anything? And she had just moved in to a new place, so I paid the rent for a few months, and she didn't

have a car, so I brought up a car. I owed that I was, but for what she did for me, for helping me get where I am down, there's no amount of money that So why did you guys do together? I was an asshole. I was. I had just got on, you know, I just got on. So I think when you get on, I I think, like, what would have probably kept us together if she would have just stepped back, like, okay, I know you on. Now live your life for a little while and then figure out if this is what

you want to do. But she kind of got a tighter rip because she knew, like, oh sh he about the blow, So now her grip got tighter. So whereas we had this super cool relationship where she was very understanding me touring and being on the road and telling you know, telling jokes and doing comedy. She was, you know, accepted everything. Once I got on, it was like, okay, now where you going, what you're doing? What are you going? Who's who's there? Who's And it was like a grip

got two tights. So I had to just back off. But she didn't want to lose you. She lost you, but she was super dope. My best friends in the world, and I'll do anything for that's dope. That's exciting. Would you ever go back? Probably not, only because I don't want to go I wouldn't want to go back and then eventually hurt her even more. So it's like this relationship we have now is great. Let's just be great friends. And no, no, no, I'm Tony Rock, Tony Rock, whatsoever.

There's Chris, that's Tony, there's Jordan's superior comedy family. I'll put money on it any day. All right, Right, let me ask you this, since we talk about you know, all that went down, You brought her a car, all of this and that, right, and you wouldn't go back, but you still love her? Um? Did it? Would it bother you for her to have another guy like as soon as you bought, she said, other guys in the car. Oh no, I bortify us whatever. I'm not that dude, Okay,

I'm just asking. Sometimes wat kids tell nobody the time. It's like I watched this car, but don't let no nigga sit in the bad I'm not I'm not that dude. I bought our cars car okay, alright, cool, go see, the general states. The general says, there in the car, you have the range rover my girlfriend. Okay, all right? And then what about the priests, random strippers across the country. What made you do that? Like just he's a priest.

You ever deals he's buying princess like here for the environment? You know? All right? Now let's talk about able to presue. What about my feet? Nah? Nah, you of course. But it's not like I don't take my shoes over. The baby rubbed my feet. It's like a girl want to suck your toes. Go right ahead. If it's gonna excite her, fine, I don't know. If that what's gonna excite her, I'll let her do. If it's gonna excite you, baby, go right ahead. Anything's gonna excite her. Pegging they set you

up for that, don't what's pegging? They set you up for that. I wouldn't have said that. She jumped off the I asked the question, what's pegging? Nothing? Look it up. I don't know. It just blessed. I don't know. And it's getting a peg hole her finger? Yeah, no, a bigger pig she's putting it. Yeah, she's doing it. Oh no, no, no, no no, remember not the kids we learned dominate? All good? Well do you just want to violate her? But exactly so?

You like women's violation pointed buttoles up, bang highlighted. You can't say stuff like that nowadays. That was my JFK women's butt holes to be violated? Said you like an't? No? Performing? Yes, yes, performing? What did you think? She said? Comment? But then you said her so I said, oh so you like an't? Yeah? Of course? What about devil penetration like on her? Like? Would you know? Because I don't have two dicks? But your fingering it? What if she had a toy that

she wanted you to put into her? But why you? Or vice versa? Of course? And how about of course? But absolutely not. That's a lot of work, you don't think so I've done that before, the little what's the little thing you put your finger, the vibrating thing on your finger, check from the back and put the vibrator the puss. She go crazy, Yeah, no, no, no, a finger.

I know that's you can do. But like actually having a good deal, yeah, doll do and like sucking her at the same time, I would think would be a little motherfucking difficult. No, if I have to do, you have to do. You're sucking hirt right behind her and the pussy and then ye you're I don't know, I feel like it would be a lot. I don't know. I think it's doable. Yeah, has anybody she said it's doable? She's like yeah. And on that note, has anything ever

turned you off that somebody said during sex? Like things are going well and then somebody she said something, she said something like a little weird and you're like, what the fund? What if I was yelling too loud or making too much? No wise, No, not at all, because sometimes it's kind of thing you want to make no neighbors. No, I've been in that situation where like we was at the crib and you know, my boys will be downstairs and I'm having sex with the chickenstairs and they're like,

your son, she was fucking going crazy. Oh yeah'll talk about that kind of stuff of y'all talk about that. I just just like awkward and you just don't talk about it, Like yo, goddamn, she was screaming. I wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't we talk and what are they doing? I would turn on some music, so like I'm like, damn,

we're killing her. Can't wait to talk about it. You never get to the point where you feel like girls making too much noise, like, bitch, you come on now killing it, dragging, and you dragging this loud, You're going to God like as soon you put it in you like it's a comic. Had a joke like that how women scream like there's like you one time the ship was like I was like, hey, I didn't even put it in yet. I think I've seen that. I'm excited. Okay, what about so you never got your toe suck but

you're down for it? Sure, all right, don't think it would excite me, but you know, because you done now, I do not, so I don't know if you want to. I got man told, So I'm not sitting in the salon with the Asian ladies, you know, talking that ship with my foot in the water, what about your taint? Yes, like that, you know, because that's that was that was that one came as a price. The girls giving me

head went down, kept going. I was like, oh, I was like, I like that, and she didn't keep going all the way to about because I jumped and she was like, oh, like she realized, like something from experience. She was on her way, she was at her she was going that's where she was tightened up. I remember that one was I was like that ship was a yellow brick road trying to find you know next time that it's inside you. So that part right there is like your party addict that steal inside you, out of you.

Really you never to see like the picture and health class about the picture this on the outside clearly, How did you learn about sex? I have three older brothers and my father is the oldest of fifteen, so I have nine uncles. I got a bunch of guys. I grew up on the blockwood. So but do you remember like when you first learned for real, like what it was like when you I'm sure you masturbated before I didn't you know what's crazy. I didn't know what sex was.

I used to hear my oldest brother, Charles talked about it, and I didn't know what the he was talking about, but I just knew he was like, yo, shorty, pussy was so wet, and I'm like, okay, pussy's wet. Pussy was good, that ship was good. So that she was tight, I'm like, it as tight as wet. I didn't. I don't know what you're talking about, this tightness wet. He's talking in secrecy, so I'm like, this is some ship I'm not supposed to hear. You know, we're talking too

on the secret. A kid want to hear it. I'm like, what, the pussy's wet and it's tight and it's good, okay, bad. And he's always about the female. So I'm like, okay, so females or the ship, and I gotta get some pussy from a female. I don't know what it is, but I gotta get it. And then that was like I started doing the research, like the dry humping, the dry humping, the rubbing, you know it is the rubbing on the school bus, not that was outside the rubbing.

Then you know, finally got the touch of it, was like, oh, it's wet. This is what are you talking about? This is it? You ever injure yourself from dry humping? Can you injure yourself? You know? Because yeah, rug burn? Yeah, if you go too hard you can get burnt. That ship was always work to me. I'm like, what are we doing here? Because if you don't on already said like six years old, perfect eat, I'm not gonna lie. I wasn't doing none of that stuff. I didn't even

have my first kiss time. I was like fourteen. Really, I'm dead serious. Listen. I remember the first time I had a friends kiss. I didn't know what it was. The guy like licked my mouth and stuff, and I was like, what the funk are you different licking my mouth? I didn't know what it was. As I know, everybody was kissing and being in esty and I wasn't there yet. Yeah, the first kiss I had, the girl she knew what she was doing. I didn't. And she said, have you

ever had a French kise? And I'm like what? And she just threw what talking to my mom and I was like, oh, I guess that's what it is. I don't feel like it's that appealing at first, like somebody, you know it's really not because you're kid. You still, yeah, it's nasty and you get the sensation like, oh, it's tongue in your mouth. I think I don't call it on my face. It was not nasty. Yeah, I felt like that because he licked his tongue all over my face.

What about when somebody can't kiss and it's like sloppy, like your whole neck is wet after that happens to them, Yeah, well you gotta figure out how a person likes to be kissed. You gotta kiss people like the sloppy kiss people. Yes, yes, very much so some girls. Some girls love to slop, like somebody to eat my pussy sloppy. I was about to say the same thing. It's on my place. I like a sloppy kids, but I don't like it that sloppy. You know why, because I don't like laying in the

band and ship mad wet under me. It depends what happened to get it wet. So you just go como toes when you get this. You know, I like it, but I don't know. I don't want him to get so like spitty and ship like no, but not like overly. I guess what she's saying. No, like right, like a sucking swamp. Yeah, don't do it all that. That means you just don't know what you're doing. You're just trying

to put all the spit you can. Yeah, like if you're eating my pussy and my assholes wet No, no, if there's wet from your pussy like that, then back with yeah your back all right. Now, let's talk about power because I know you said you gotched. I love my agents. They don't get me on that ship, all right. Let that be your warning, have you? I don't know why I didn't know this part. I'm dead serious. I hate Do you think, who do you hate the most? Power? Like?

Which character do you feel like the most? Yeah? You like, I could I hate this person hate the most? Like I hope they kill him. What's what's the guy that works with Angela? The white boy? Dat? I hate? I had the Asian one. He's such a both of them and both of them for real, but the Asian one is just that. I don't like Knox. I know Therens take characters, gonna do some shady ship soon. I don't think involved in his speech too, like drug right, right, So I'm waiting to see what he's gonna talk is

going to be, you know who. I can't fucking stand angel. I don't like Oh my god, Trek. I wanted to kill him myself several times. But I don't like Terressei. Yeah, like you how you snitching now after you wasn't snitching. It's just all weird. But is he really sensing That's the thing. We don't really know. He just told them he's working. I'm not gonna I don't even like his face, Like, damn, he can't help that. I don't like every time they

show him on the show. This canon is kind of hated too, because like like like you don't want anything that happens to him glad character. Yeah, because you know, I thought friends A lot of people don't like fancs. I don't not me, not bitch. She's getting on my nerves. Oh no, I don't like Blanca this new bitch job. Yeah, the one the one turn of affair. Yeah, yeah, she's gonna get clipped. I'm not even bad at her because she's doing her job. The worst person overall, the whole

entire whatever. Besides the white bitch, Hollyda I killed. I'm talking about Hollie what jukebox? Jukebox Hollie is the two worst bitches? Like Box was dope as fun now she was. Box was dope. But that's when I like bringing the money. Yeah, but he was a kid now she should have killed him.

She was right. Now, since we're talking about that, I want to ask you, have you ever had to sneak around with somebody that you weren't supposed to be with because a lot of this Leon goes to Angela sneaking around? Is that fun? And like, what was the situation fun? Fun? Some people like that, like sneaking around supposed to be not.

I wouldn't describe it as fun, but it's like, you know, you you moved on from a situation, in that situation kind of pops back up and you're like, well, we used to have fun back in the day, so you know, so you sneak around. It was a little It was like for like a weird summer in my life. Weird summer. Let's chick I broke up with and you know it's crazy, like show you to fake the pregnancy, Yes, the pregnancy. So we broke up and we ran into each other and I was like, damn, Like I still care a her,

but I can't this moment. How did you know she faked it? Because she said I faked the pregnancy that got wasn't really pregnant. Why would she tell about her something? She got away with it, because did you get a money? Because after three months you gotta start prenatal care the latest three months the latest. She was trying to say, So I made the appointment. I'm like, I was excited. I'm like, all right, so did you call the doctor?

Did you know? No, I make the appointment. And I was calling the doctor making appointments iss that ended up and visits and then she wasn't going and I'm like, all right, what so she knew I gotta come clean. Why did she lie about that? Because in her crazy mind, she thought he's going to blow up and leave me. So if I have the baby. Now, what happened was, but we were having sex with a condom all the time,

all the time. One particular time, she says, let me put the condom all and then she said, oh we had sex. She's the condom broke and I'm like all right, well and random and then it was I'm pregnant, which she wasn't. But then she thought that now that he thinks I'm pregnant, will start having sex without a condom. I'm so conditioned to have sex with a condom. All the time, I was still having sex with a condom, so there was no opportunity to get pregnant. So she thought,

now I gotta come fla. You didn't start having sex and then put it on like you know, do a couple of jokes without its strong willpowered because how long were you all together? Two years? Maybe that condom every time? Every time she should have faked a miscarriage. If she was smart, she should have caught her crying, like you won't believe he stressed me so much. I knew you would.

You know, it's crazy. So it's funny because on the Breakfast Club we just had a discussion about this about condoms, and my thought was always there as a guy, you're supposed to tie the condom, right, don't you tie it after you use it? Tie it in or not? Oh no, I flush it. I don't tie you. You gotta die it. I thought he'suppsed to tie you like a water balloon.

But somebody say you're not supposed to flush condoms. Nah, I get rid of the evidence because you leave it in the toilet, if you leave it in the trash basket, didn't take it out the next he last night, okay, when child clog up the toilet and the toilet explode in the bathroom, and you want to hear I want to careless when he discussing right ahead. So you know there's different kind of strip clubs, right, So there's the kind of strip clubs with the exactly all the way

down to day. So I know this bar back that worked at like a D level strip club, and he told me that the toilet clogged one time and it was guys like it that's not And he said that like I guess the septic system or whatever, like it all started coming out the back and he said it was all these condoms, use condoms, but it was like a whole It looked like a whole bunch of like rubber gloves. It was so many. See, I told you

you're not supposed to flush so many kinds. Yeah, And that's what happened from flushing so many condoms, from the guys flushing their condoms down the took because of course they're sneaking and having sex, so they can't just throw it in a trash can, like they flushed it down the toilet. And he said it was so many um condoms and it was like coming out of the sewage system, like out of the dream. And he was like, I had to clean that ship up. He said he was.

He said he was working, turned about somebody seeing it and like the club getting in trouble then that girls, he was the bar back. But at least condoms fucking quit. There's no way I cleaned that up. Mad, we were working together and talk when I lived at home. When I lived at home with my parents, me and my brother, she had a bedroom I had. It was a bed on that side of the wall, bet on this side.

And for some reason, we're so stupid, like looking back on and like what then was he thinking we would have chicks over and you know, you tear the condom open, and I don't know why. I just dropped down the side of the bed, like just the rappers getting rid of the just dropped the rapper down the side of the bed. And my brother would do the same thing. Years later, I moved out of the house. My brother moved at the house. My mother's moving furniture around, and

it's mad condom wrappers and she my mother looked. I said, God, damn, I ain't never gonna have no grandkids. That just the rappers though not the condom. Ay, yeah, at least I was protecting right because a lot of kids to benefit. I have older brothers. A lot of kids don't do this, did they? So did you guys ever used to see each other having sex? Of course I got seven brothers. So did they ever tell you that you're doing it wrong or not? Like a quick do? Like? Oh my

bad clothes? We saw that all the time. Could that happen on power? Also with he was in the bathroom? Do about that? Just to see how you're doing? So, how did you okay? So the first time you have sex? What was that like? Oh? It was great? We mean because sometimes it's a bad experience. You come quick, you know, you know what? The first time I as sex, I didn't use a condom. The very first time I didn't use a coldom. That's back down. The awful would have

happened then and then my brother had came. This was the next morning. The girl spent the night and my brother came from room and I was scared, like he might tell mommy or something, So I rolled her over to the wall and put like the blanket on me so he couldn't see it was a body right here, left the room, and then she died from the left the room. And like the next day he was like, yo, I saw the chick things like what happened to use condom is? And I'm like, no, that use economies, Like listen,

don't ever don't ever ever have sex without economy. And that was I was like, all right. Ever since then, it was just like every time I had had a condom? Do you ever have to have a makeshift condom in case you didn't have any on hand? Na ran rap ran rap corner of a garage bag. Nah, you know the corner gar Not never in my life. Yea have

done that. The plastic from the from the from the cleaners when they bring your clothes, it sounds like you have that two girls a little yeast infect using those type of things when the cleaners, right, the cleaners, that thin plastic cleaners. You can make a million condoms that now I'm de serious. I've never heard of nobody doing that for real, real, from the hood, for real. Yeah, no, yes, I'm from the hood. From the hood, for real. You say, I don't have a condom, just let me jerk off

on you. No, that's some white boy. Now. You even said give me head right right, get your head. That's the nigh. This girl in my hat, she said. The guy, um, she didn't want to have sex with him, so he was like, all right, he just jerked off, and I mean, yeah, I've done that before, jerked off. Yeah, with my big old dick. No, like a guy like wanted to funk. And I'm like nine with that ship. And then he's like, well, let me just drink off. And I let him drink

off like on my thigh, Like did that tear you on? No? But I mean do what you gotta do, because listen to the side and everything. I don't have a color. She could jernk me off, like we'll be kissing and just drink me off. I don't gotta gotta make you come, just like somebody her jerking you off. Are you kissed? Right?

She know some guys can't come from my hand. Shot strangers, the chick dick in my hands, the hand stranger strange danger, like stranger just walk around that stranger had stranger hands dot com. I feel like when we were younger, we used to do stuff like that. No, I used to do that when I was younger, Like I would jerk whoever I was strange dick, stranger dick. You know, like like when I was younger, I would not use nothing,

no spent, no lotion, just drag thing. Yeah, I mean because then that preming and then I just used some of the precun Okay, that's the luke enough. I didn't know, but I'm gonna tell you the first time I ever gave a blowjob, I know, it was the worst experience for him ever. I think he had cuts and everything after that. I didn't know what I was doing. He chomped on the dick. I think my teeth was scraping it.

He didn't give, he didn't car But I taking how I can, because you know how sometimes you think you're doing a good job because of their reaction, but it's really like out of there. So that was the first time I did it. I really didn't know what I was doing. Like how would I Have you ever been really drunk? Not you, because obviously not and like my mistake might have scraped while you were like giving hand. You know some guys like that. Really, I've read that

some guys like to have a little teeth scraped. Has that ever happened to you? Yeah, some guys like that. Some guys. Listen, You're be surprised that the fetishes that people have. I know you felt it two for two. I didn't like it. And when did you like slap her? Like? Hey, teeth baby, I've never had the teeth problem. The first time? You think you knew what you were doing? Yeah, I didn't know what I was doing, but I watched it on porn and I don't ye, do you know what

you're doing the first time you ate pussy? Absolutely not? Yeah, I think you don't know like this know what they do? So I didn't know. So I just stayed to clip. I just stayed right there to c You did good. Yeah, that's actually not I'm gonna dance right here, dancing right here, right here. I'm not doing all the crazy like I'm going right here. Yeah, all right, did your brothers tell you how to do that? Like? How did that happen? My brother? Stay right here? See the little button, stay

right there. That's not bad advice because I don't like when guys be like the rest in your tongue innet sometimes do all that crazy right here, that's what they're like. That's where it was stupid, right down there and come back up. But right there. But do those rules apply to you, Like when you're getting hat, do you feel like, all right, if you focus on a tip, you'll come faster, or you just wanted to just take it all out? Yeah, I went the whole join, bring the whole party, not

just think the whole part. I don't know what the invite. I want the whole all right now? And how much at the first date? Class I sell you posting on Instagram that you gave this guy two hundred dollars? No, I didn't give this guy. I didn't give this guy. My baby brother, my baby brother, the youngest brother of the rock where he lived down South. After my father mask, my mother moved back to South Carolina. So my little

brother came to spend the summer with us. And he was downtown Brooklyn one day and I ran into him and I'm like, do you have money on you? And he said no, I gotta He had like a couple of dollars, maybe ten dollars, and I gave him two hundred dollars and always keep money on you because you never know when you're gonna have to take a young lady out. And he text me that one day, like maybe six months ago and say, y'all, I never forgot that.

It changed my life. And I've reposted it because I'm like, yo, this is the ship I was taught. So mad people was coming like, yo, you're a real brother. You need more brothers to teach a little the younger brothers how to live like that. So I gave him two hud dollars and said, keep money on you at all times because you might have taken a girl out to how much of the date? How much of a date cost? Like the first day, there's no set amount. There's a first date and a good date has no monetary set

you know number. A first date and a good date could be anything. The first date and a good date is about enjoying each other's company. So you going you go to McDonald's and have the best date ever, or you can go to Central Park can have the best date ever. So it's not a month, it's not a monetary thing. It's what would and enjoying each to this company.

If you guys went out and she ordered like all the most expensive stuff and you felt like she was doing it on purpose, but then I wouldn't date it again. She got the extra large that McDonald she ordered just because then let me know, she never been nowhere and she's doing her own purpose, so there won't be a second date. But she likes lobster. I know, I like lobster.

I like labs and I ordered that when I go eat, so I gotta order down and doing the most though, just order because you likeing it and doing the most lobsters Camaro nineteen. I may not drink that which you want to eat because I'm gonna take you and I take something to go. It's like, now now you're a bird. I don't even take to pay for you on the first day. Absolutely absolutely better of course, okay, guys, because some guys will turn their down now no, because you

know something going forward. Some girls offer just to see if you're going to accept know when you want, don't them And then he got and then he got the labster. That's the games. I was like, that's the dating games. I don't play those games if you want to pay for it. So we don't get right ahead. But if she asked on the second one again, no, no, I got it after that. Just one just to show your character and I'll take it the rest of the way. How do you know when it's time to settle down?

Who knows when the time is setling? Like? How do you know, like when you know that's going to be? Like, who knows when the time settling there? Nobody knows. That's why divorce. Nobody knows when something whyn't that. I feel like they always say that guys get to a certain point when they know that they don't want to really play around anymore. And I'm in that space down. I've done. I've done. I've lived a life that niggas wish they could have lived. Like my single days was fucking eight

ship bananas. So now I'm in a place where I'm like, I'm not chasing chicks. I'm just like I'm chilling. I'm enjoying my life. I'm I'm seeing the world more, I'm going on more vacations. We're going further way every time. We enjoying ourselves. So it's like you get to that point, and I don't have any children, so now I'm having to trying to have a kid. So you just get to that point, no more condoms? Yeah, ok yeah, you get to that point and you realize you're getting older.

So I was like, all right, so you're not a virgin anymore, because once you take the condom, all different filling. He popped his cherry early early. Do you ever get to a point where you're like, I don't feel like no more business. This is just too much. I'm over it. No, I don't think man ever get to that point. God, please, Lord, don't let me get to that point. I'm so bored of this ship. Unfortunately, they never get God Please And then yeah, Caitlyn and say that the god you stand God,

be careful what you wish for that all right? Now, some people have written in and asked some questions, so well, yeah, they want to ask questions, and it's an aslip service thing, okay, specific to me, it's more like a nervous did you use the day? Do you remember when? All right? Should having different tastes in music be a deal breaker? We're still in the beginning stages. But I discovered that he can't stand Drake one of my favorite artists, so I'm

in a dilemma. We agree on most music purpoences, but this one killed me. I literally blast Drake's music all day. My boyfriend is really annoying. First of all, I shouldn't allow sixteen year old white girls to ask you questions. Who gives a funk with your boyfriend girlfriend? That's your ship. Now, that's friends, that's pushing his wife. That that's like. So I like more to worry about the relationship than music choice.

I feel the same way. I feel like, you know, if you want to listen to something that your partner don't want to listen to, who put your earbuds in? Right? And I don't know about something like that? And if you want to concert Kirk Franklin, go ahead. They got trapped. That's different because Kirk Franklin is so part of the culture. Like if she's playing like country and she saying country, he just don't want That's what I'm saying of his country music listen. He might just be jealous that she

liked Drake so much. She want to picture with Jack, want with okay, and he don't want to be The problem is she got she already has the picture of drink, so now he's like man and crush Monday that Ben, stop listening to the nigger that you cheated on me. So what advice would you give her? Though? Because it's

a dilemma for her. She's a fuck drake lover and the guys just music, sweet, focus on the ship that y'all are together for the y'all like about each other, the stuff that really matters other than the music choices y'all have, not about politics. What if she was a

Trump supporter? Oh that's different. That's different because Trump is a racist and Trump has put a battery in the back of all poor white, uneducated white people, so he got them feeling like they could speak freely about in a negative way like they won't get they ask kicked. So that's totally different. So yeah, you can't can't date here all right? Um, here's another question. Do girls vaginas

get loose after they have sex with another guy? Because I felt like it was looser than normal a couple of times. Has that ever happened? He thinks she had sex with somebody else because it felt looser to him. I think it gets looser, but I don't I don't think it's because I think it's a looser over time, like your skin all your skin get well. Do you think old people are so wrinkled your skin gets loose

over it's that's as you say, old people. You have to see your old Dudeck, no, they're not working out, They just get out get loose over time. That pussy still work. But what if, like it was the next day, the ship felt way looser. She's not only cheating, she's cheating on something with with somebody with a bigger dick. If you think your girl's cheating on you, break up with your girlfriend because just because, just because, even if she isn't, that ship gonna funk with your head anyway.

So get out and just get a clear And it feels like he's a little self conscious about the size of his dick. Yeah, I was about to say that he might be at the top of a Corona bottle and homeboys the bottom of the bottom. So if you but if you think that if a dude in his head is thinking of chick's cheating on him, that ship will drive you crazy. Y'all, women don't understand how fucking a man's psyche works. When you think of chick cheating

on him, get out. Let me clear your mind, tell us because clearly because if you think your girls cheating on you're gonna be that's gonna encompass all of your time. You're gonna think about that all day. Your work's gonna start slacking, your date, your casual time with your friends is gonna be every moment spent thinking of that ship. Get the funk out, especially when you know he got a bigger dick than you, So get the funk out. Have you ever been cheated on? I'm sure I have,

but you haven't caught. Listen, I'm not this is thing. If you're cheating on me, Sweeter, I'm the best thing to cheating because I'm not doing no research. I'm not chasing nobody, I'm not following nobody. You're cheating, Go right ahead because it's gonna I'm gonna get find out eventually. Let me dm you the guy like, hey, I'm sing good because you're not gonna get out quicker. I gotta

get played over. Believe some stranger, you know, if you if you got proofs, Like if he's like this is the facts, then I'm like, oh, I bet you don't even ask her if he has factual ships like phote that girl, that one girl be blasting all that's trying to Selena Selena and she's pregnant by everybody, but she's doing all that said, what's the name? Got a pregnant? But she hit me one time from she's from Denver.

I believe it is right. Why you know that? Yeah, because I know I was doing a show in Denver. She hit me like, Hey, what time is the show tonight? And I don't know. This is what I have on the chicken side of my d M. And I clicked their pictures first, see what they look like. And I'm like,

whether I respond or not some pictures. She's kind of cool and yo shows at eight and what you're doing later, I'm like, no, this this a little too much, too aggressive, and I'm just telling you what trying the show is. I'm not trying to do all that. I'm not even giving putting you on the list and story my little brother and I had Jordan on the show with me. I had little bro and to show with me, and she hit him too. Damn yeah she was I don't give a date with real brothers. They hate him for

her right, Okay, good, Yes he did he tell you? Sure? Yo, I swear. I'm so sorry, y'all. I have not seen one episode and I gotta start watching it because I gotta catch up, you see, because I wanted to ask him that, because you know, she cheated East cheated on her boyfriend Lawrence on the show, and the guys were so mad about it, right because she cheated with somebody else in the past. Can I tell you why? When

you're ready, you're ready, women, you're ready ahead. This is why men get mad when women cheat on them, more mad than even if they were cheating themselves, because men hold their women to a higher standard than they hold themselves. Men know that they we know we fulliship, we know we flowed, but we hold all women to a higher standard. That's all. When y'all cheat, we are fucking devastating it because we're like, yo, we know we we slip up

every once in a while. We know we might. I don't know, maybe she wasn't gonna find it, but y'all, it's like, Yo, you better than me. Last tell us in bullshit to me better than bullshit. Facts. Listen, women are listen, Women are listen. Women are the book and men are the movie, and the book is always better than the movie because when men and we have been taught this whole thing about you know, when when men talking to barbershop, it's all about numbers, conquests. You'll show

you right here. That's why we tell more information than y'all do. No, we tell all our information. Well, we tell yo, son, last time I wasn't here, Y'll short you from the strip club boom boom. You know I had this bitch, my man had the chicks. We it's all about concourse with men, numbers, conquests, conquering more of the world. Alexander the Great, even a terrible Napoleon, it was all about conquest. It was all about taking over

the war world. The reason why I asked because y'all know that mem is going around where it's like, oh, women date, women have sex with who they want, and men have sex with who they can. But then the rebuttal to that was, but men marry who they want and men women marry who they can. But that's not true. Yeah, because women men proposed and women say no. For one, Um happened to me. Women have a very specific women have a very specific box of who they want to date.

Women are like this guy gotta fit this, this, this and this and this, and it's a very small box. Only a few guys fit in that box. And those are the guys you're gonna date, the guys you're gonna take. Serious. Men are like, yo, shorty had crazy with a little bit, she got bread, she got a fat ass, she cute. We'll have a check with the ten things and data checks be with up for years off of two chick.

But right, so then when we get married, we'll be like, right now, we're gonna try to find a check with more checks than two, and she might have four, and we'll go, all right, well, this is the one that married in. That's why they call us settling down. You go, all right, you know what, she has four of the three of the ten boxes, she has five. Funk it, I'll settle for that. Does marriage make you nervous? No? No,

why should I don't know. I think marriage does make people nervous because, like you said, a lot of times, it does end up in divorce, and then you have a lot of stakes. I'm I'm prenup. I'm gonna be prenup. What if she doesn't want one because she's like, it's fair. My prenup is gonna be this is my prenup is gonna be anything I bought you during the course of the marriage, yours. Anything we brought together during the course of the marriage, yours. Anything I paid a percent four minds?

What about like a house? The house? So is she gonna you got all the ship I bought you and the ship we brought together. You're good. And if we have a child, we're gonna put a certain amount of money into a private account. So every first every first time, you put a certain amount, I put a certain amount in the same account, so that baby will never be without. So basically, when you get married, you're preparing for divorce. I'm not preparing for it. Prepared for it, right, But

does your girlfriend know about this? She do? Now? Okay, So what if you do have a child, right and she stops working and what she's doing because she don't you both agree, you give birth to the Tony rock air, you don't have to work, Okay, But then what about like later on, you know, whatever you bought her hers, whatever, whatever, But now she's sacrificed what she could have been doing in her career because she's taken care of home. She's sacrifice.

That's a sacrifice. You're gonna have a good home and a good time you're going to You're gonna be good. Trust me. Could you be monogamous? Of course I could? Would you? I've been times for how long? The length of the relationship? Okay, he thinks you. I'm sorry, you seem like you'd be cheating. Like you get right to it, you like, because you know what it is like, because you seem like you're such a good guy. But I feel like those be the guys that really be Like

I tell you what he did to me. Oh no, I know. No chick that did me wrong will not jump on anybody's I g here did me wrong. They don't got the nerves jump on. Uh. I am a good guy. We seem like a good guy. I'm not saying you're not a good guy. But you know that's too good? Yeah, you give it. I don't think I'm too good. But when I'm in boyfriend mode, I'm boyfriend like. I feel like you might have sucked somebody's sister before

a lot of people's sisters. Now I'm talking about like the girl that she was messing with shady more ship like that. I don't know, it's just something, it's an underline something. I just want to know that you know the t all. Right now, this is the last question, because the ladies in here we were talking before you got here, right about taking a guy taking you someplace that he already took some of his other bitches, And how we don't like that, like if you cheated on

me and took the next girl somewhere else. Now we can't never go there again, right wait? Wait, wait, wait, he can't take somebody to his favorite restaurant. Like, let's just say this is our ship, right, Me and you've been going out, we go eat at mash shows a spot. This is our thing on me and I found out you was at mashows with the next chick. Right now, you can't never take me to mash shows again? Right? Is that a fact? Not as sucked up? You're right,

you're right, that's sucked up. I had a spot in l A, the spot, the Mexican spot on uh what's it called? Ship? Don't say? I took a girl there one time and we stopped talking and we had said when we was dating, like yo, last spot. You know, you can't bring nobody else here and doing She's like, yeah, all right, you can't bring somebody else there either, And that bitch took somebody else there. How did you find out? Because he was there with someone else that her home girl,

who was both of us. I was like, we were just talking about then She's like, I really missed you all two together and were talking about the other day. We was at Spanish kitchen. Spanish kitchen and I'm like, wait was I'm like, y'all was a Spanish kitchen and she was like yeah, I'm like, wait, y'all was a Spanish kitchen. It sence closed, so no check. And I'm like, yo, wait, who the fund up? She who was there at me? And it was a group of us. I'm like, oh,

this went to our spot. But that's also the same chicken data and nigga that I knew after we stopped talking. So everybody she dated and they got new they got new char but who uh the nigga? The nigga he was actually a lame, so he probably didn't even know no better. He was just happy to have a fine chick. She knew better. She was worse. Ship was the corn and then she stopped telling him he was corny. He was corny, I wasn't. It wasn't an issue with me

at all. That's that Hollyware circle boy. People date the same people, like Hollywood is big black Hollywood this because then you take the same people and then guys be asking about asking a girl like, so, what was it like, daty Tony? What was he like? Exactly? I heard he like his tink Like now, I feel like that's violation when you take somebody to the spot, Like if you

take somebody to our spot, it's really over. But what if it was your spot already, Like you go there all the time, and then you took him there for the first time and he's like, damn, I let his place, and like damages the spot now, Like the food don't taste good. You got to find it's enough restaurant in a restaurant in New York. You don't go to my spot because I might walk in this thing. I might walk into one night with my boys some dinner ship you went in on a date. Now we gottau the

restaurant up or you're gonna look real crazy. I don't listen. Ain't an issue to me, You're gonna look crazy. Yeah, let me ask you this. If he wasn't a date with a girl and another guy in the restaurant sent a bottle over to the table, would you be offended this happened to us? Wait? Wait is that all that happen?

Got another story? We were out and out, me and Larry and another guy, guy with both of y'all dating him, but he was with us, and the dude sent over a bottle from another table to us, and he didn't give you. Dude didn't give an he got about that. Yeah, he got up, went over. Yeah, it was about eating at the table and another guy, your old guy comes over, an old woman in your case comes over and sees you eating and talking and you're with a whole another person.

She came over. You know what the story? It wasn't me, damn Angela. All right, So we were the first. First thing. First, if I'm on a date, if I'm on a date with my girl and the Nickerson's bottle because he used to no, no, no, I didn't know. I didn't even know what. But the guy that she was dating got upset about it. I'm me and my girl and drink that ship and I'm gonna go back to the whole Jill and Shi. He offered to pay for them. He did pay to pay for the for the meal. Yeah,

he paid for the right. He was on your dumb ass good. I didn't even know him. He was cool, No, tell the other story. So we're all eating together, chilling

was unfortunate. And she was with a guy that she was dating at the time, and the guy that she used to date must have seen us on Instagram and stuff, and he came into the restaurant and tried to come over and talk to her, and he was like, can I talk to you for a minute, But he's not understanding what kind of animal sitting at the table right, So she got to talk and I just want to just say that. That's all I just then we one. I can't go there again. We had at Jay was there,

my man were in the spot. It was like like eight of us were in the spot. I see a joint, one of my joints in the restaurant with a dude, not a chick I was dating exclusively, just to chick I was working with in the restaurant with a dude. And we went over and I was like, yo, you gotta leave. You to leave, you gotta leave. He could stay. You gotta leave, and she was like, please don't do this, please yo, you gotta leave, and they left. She went. She gave a few seconds. She wudn't talk to home.

He was like listening, it ain't worth it. It's like eight of them over there. They bought that life. Respect him and they left. She couldn't never go out with him again after that. He had he couldn't. He should have left and they left. No, she ain't telling him the truth. She she was like, that's my that's my older brother, and it's very protective over me. He just told me down. Could you respect the guy after that? Now, after you told him that, we gotta go, and he

really left. But what he's about the fight? Eight dude, He wasn't supposed to It was supposed to be a fight. She was supposed to leave that. So he should have just stayed there and sent them a bottle my mad fam. You got it. It's over for that. Well, listen, Tony Brack, thank you so much for I was really excited, you know, and te hit me up and told me you were coming, so I didn't think it was gonna She kept texting me, you gotta make sure you make it because he just

looked like you shake it. You don't mean you might not show up. I got it, you might not show up. Now. We were very exciting because we know, we think you're very funny. You know it's my bull right here. So yeah, well I don't want no problems, but just make sure if you see her out and take send the bottles, send the bottle and like you gotta leave. We leaving. I tell you that right now. Yeah you better leave, all right, But when I'm gonna come back, do you leave?

Come back to eating again? Thank you Gigi for his drinks, absolutely, thank you so much. Thanks ha ha. That song is that service