Episode 130: V-Card Revoked (ft Saige)

a reason for that. But we got Slim thug it here. What's up, Slim? Thus, we have a lot of surprises for you. Now Sage is here because she's a virgin. This is the first version that's ever been howd you How old do you think? That's a trick question? Hey? What good question? Um a good guy? Aren't you writing for marriage? No, that's everyone's first question. Yeah, that's our first question, because I don't know. I want to get married. Do it not? Three as well? Make sure it's a

right guy. I just don't think it counts. I just don't think it'll be a difference. You know, if I look at you to be my wife or whatever, I wouldn't say, oh, you was a virgin. I'd rather you have sex, don't be a virgin. So you're not impressed by her rigidity, and ain't that I impressed. I want you to have I want you to get over there, I want you to you know, have some experience or whatever. But she does other stuff right stage, everything except to

have sex. And that also means I've never had any type of sex. I've given a head, I've got oral sex or yeah, but as far as having a penis in my vagina in my ask, never happened. So it's in your ass. You would still be a virgin though, right, I don't like cong but because you're vagina, your hyman would still be intacted. I think just her vagina is a virgin, she's not a virgin. Her mouth is definitely

not all right. So for the guys out there, what would you tell them about having sex with the virgin? How should you go about it her? Yeah, I guess so, I guess you got to open it up man with your fingers something. But you've had fingers, You're not many how many fingers sometimes, I don't know. I think two or three exactly. Sex yourself. You might go all the way with it. No, you'll be fine. If you're at three, you can take a dick. It's not that she can't

take a dick. She just child out bleeding. Yeah, but when if I haven't gotten fingered in a couple of weeks or whatever. Every time that I get fingered again, you snapped back clothes. Yeah, I feel it so regards it bleeds. No, no, no, no, you're fine. So do you use toys? No, I've never might be open to it, but just I'll get you in. She needs some bigger than that. She needed one that don't go in. No, she need a bigger one so that when it's time to slide it in, you know, that way you can

bust you on Hyman. Well, nobody don't believe you already didn't need to a freaking toy. I don't. I don't think you should. These guys are anyone. I don't think you should think a toy that's a dick. I think you should use a vibrator. Yeah, if you want to use a toy, use vibrator, like just something small. Not

why would you. I don't know, But then what's the purpose because I mean, you can even use something small in the anyway, right, you're just saying just to experience more if you want, if you want to use a toy. I don't think you should suck yourself with a dick. I think ye, so says, what's the point have you?

How close have you come to actually having sex? Has there been a time where he was right there about to put it in and then he was like no, yeah, well there have been times that just naturally a penis has been super close to going into me, and like I've had penises grace my vagina, right, but never grace it like grays. You know, there's a lot there's saying, know what you could do things with the penis on the vagina what I'm actually putting it in. There's a

lot you can do. But has a guy ever liked on you? It's nice? Not jerked off on me? No, you know, off on me? Like no, you know, I'll keep you posting when that happen. Do you feel like you're almost ready to have sex now? Yeah? For sure? I do think I am Are you dating somebody? Like? Are you dating someone? No? Let's sell your virginity. No, no, I'm gonna go funding about funds like you can sell you for I think some money. You know what you

guys dot org stage back splash. Okay, but you know one of the biggest struggles of being a virgin is I mean, actually there there's a bun just you. It's like the opposite of what you think. Almost. So so many people on life know that I'm a virgin, and so everyone's like, for example, I saw and like two weeks ago, and she was like, Sage, are you gonna tell us when you lose your virginity? And I was like, yeah, of course, I get that all the time. So I'm

almost like reverse. People have this respect for me almost for being a twenty three year old virgin, right, So the day that I lose it, it's like I have to disappoint all these people, Like so many people are happy for me like this reverse. Don't think of it like that. You gotta think of it. I lost my virginity at three. Yeah, she's just not going to be

that interesting anymore once she loses her virginity. When I have sex, I think I'm just gonna I'm not gonna get turned out, but I think I will like sex a lot. Okay. So last time you saw a stage she was up here. She was a virgin and now she has ding ding ding ding lost her virginity. She got fucked. I definitely did, or maybe she sucked him. Either way the difference, I'm still new. You don't know yet.

We'll teach you later. Okay. All right, so you promises that you would come back and update us and tell us how it went. So we're all years okay, So it's been so long for all of us, and said I was a virgin until I was twenty four. Actually, you know what, I think it was about to turn twenty four. Anyway, it was almost a year ago. Um, do you want to know how it happens? I want to know how details? How did it happened? What made you to the side, Like, okay, this is the day

or this is the time. Was your hymen already broken? Did you believe did it hurt? Because sometimes it brings some horseback riding and so yeah, right, so it was that's a good question. And it was the guy to um, I just he was my high school boyfriend. We did totally separate things in college. Data different people all that, Um, I was having sex. He definitely was, UM, but I always kind of had in the back of my head that he like, he just cared about me the whole time.

And we had a conversation maybe this time last year, an event that brought us together, and he said something about, you know, you're just scared to let me like you, like, really like you, and you're scared to let yourself be vulnerable. And I he said, like you and not love you. You know, he's been in that way because I never really let myself like him or let him really like me,

because I always kind of had a wall up. And then that got to my head and eventually we started talking and then so I kind of knew that it was going to happen at some point, but we needed to get that. Yeah, get to that point, so you knew you was gonna give him some less Um. I knew that I was actually considering him more than I

ever had since high school. And that's nice because that's somebody you are very familiar with, you know, and comfortable at least around, that you trust because did jaff around before, they around before, like and do anything when Yeah, yeah, he's the first person I gave head to. So he's the first everything. Yeah, I think he was the first person to go down to me. Maybe that the first guy to finger me because I met him a little later in high school and I guess before that, right,

but already. But to answer your question, I woke up like we were getting to that point where I thought we were going to have sex, or maybe I was thinking about it, and it was a conversation we sort of had um And then I woke up on that Saturday. It was a Saturday night, and I said, this is the last day that I wake up as a virgin. I just kind of knew then, and that's how it happened that night. I just decided, like, I'm going to

do it tonight. And then he actually ended up saying some things that I had wanted to hear, kind of like how the universe aligns for you. And then I was like, all right, great, this is what happen, just things about where we were as far as like me having other relations with other guys, him having relations with other girls. Like I wasn't going to do it until I knew that I was the only one who was talking to um agamy. Yeah, I think she would have

got a period later that night. She would have not that was what I was gonna say, Like, you woke up deciding I'm not going to wake up a virgin tomorrow. Would if that night something would have went wrong, he would have stud you up or something. Would you still have a lot of fair vicinity that week? I don't think I would have even thought woke up thinking that if I thought he would stand me out. Okay, Okay, now I'm just saying, how do you figured that? Actually? Yeah? Who,

I'm ready to get crash. That would have suck. She's like, Um, if you look in him a text like baby I want to fuck? Imagine that would like you had a version that first time day was to make love? Yeah that's true. Actually, you want to know something really funny? Um, this should just be embarrassing for me, probably not for him. But before, like I kind of knew it was going to happen, he didn't. I didn't say, you know, this is going to be the night we have sex. I

didn't verbalize that to him. But um, I wanted this song. I think it's called I Love You and Me or You and Me? Do you know who sings that song? Can you sing it to us? It's a print song. I wanted that song playing, so I went on I want on iTunes and I made your I bought it put you scored, you scored the sex Like, yeah, I had that song playing. I just kept like kind of replaying it for what you hadn't moved. He was like, but changed the song. That's really great, you go, So

now you guys have a song. Yeah, I did, and we've never listened to the song ever since. I just knew I wanted to lose my virginity that song. That's special. Crazy. That's how it's supposed to happen. It's supposed to be fate. You were supposed to put like four songs, then put that song, and then put like more songs, because that would just seems like you forced for that song to be your virginity song. It wasn't even like that. He like,

he was still relaxed, un chill. He wasn't even questioning why I was replaying How many times did this song play before it was over? I don't know. I was a virgin, like, I don't even I was like, this hurts, this hurts because you weren't relaxed. Did it eat you out first? Um, I don't remember, to be honest, what days come on? So he didn't. He probably could have, so he didn't. He didn't ganger you first. Yeah, I'm sure, but like I don't remember it played by play anymore.

It's been so many times since then. Time. I still remember when I lost my VIDI yeah, what was age going on stage? No? I remember the whole night, but did It's not like I remember, didn't use a con Did he use a condom? Oh? Hell yeah, of course. But it hurt. Yeah, it hurt, but it wasn't It wasn't terrible. But also since then, I mean even now it's been like I said, almost a year. Certain positions will still hurt me. Certain positions still hurt me. To

positions still hurt me. Why does that happen? Because the muscle and the closes, you know, it gets back tight and then when you're in certain positions, if it's big or whatever the case, it's going to feel a little bit uncomfortable. Sometimes it feels like it's hitting like the something. Have you que something? Uh? No, But quefing will happen like after you know, that's when you que. Sometimes it happens that's embarrassing. I always think it's embarrassing. One mentions that,

like it's such a normal thing. That's not normal. You think it's not normal. I think it's normal. He said, it's not. If you're like in the air and there's it's a certain position, it's just being like that's making air. Because sometimes if a guy in the middle of having sex, if he like takes it out all the way and then makes it but it's not just not our fault normal thing, like, oh I just have sex. It was a queef like, yeah, it's not everything. I was going

to say that the thing. I'm gonna say the same thing. It's been a while, but you know, it's the worst because sometimes like if it does happen, it sounds like you farted. It's so embarrassing and you're like, oh, I que because you have to announce it something. You can't say anything. Yes you do, Yes, you have to say something. I don't know, you don't know, No, you don't what do you do? Oh my god? If I quief, I

have to be like, sorry, that was a queen. Just to be clear, that's gonna that was not a part. Everybody wait, waits everybody yeah, everybody am game bang, you're definitely quef doing a game bangh, my god, I didn't really bleed. No, I also thinking about it, like I had gotten fingered, and like, I guess just gotten fingered and getting meat now, but not like getting meat NOWT like change whether you bleed. But I didn't bleeve that

when I lost my virginity. But my best friend, she said she bled like somebody that was dying, So I guess everybody's differently. She ruined. It's a crazy story. I don't want to really get into it, but she ruined everything, like she was bleeding like crazy. But she was a kid. She was really young, and she was really younginity it was very moist like there was a lot of moisture, you know, like he ate my pussy to like came and we used lube. Like it was very moisty. So

I didn't it was nice. It didn't hurt. It was it was like, oh, I gotta Paris in me right now. That I was terrible, Like yeah, like, but I definitely got fingered a few times. But my boyfriend and my virginity didn't know what the funk he was doing. Oh. He was a very gentle yeah, that's nice. It's like, yeah, that was my little boyfriend that lived around the corner for me. Um. Yeah. So he put it in with like no type of preparation and it was dry because I was not ready. I didn't know it was I

bled my himing broke. It wasn't a lot of blood though, it was like you know, it was a little bit of blood and then it was over really quick and then that was it. Aint not in you know, abutely like what about you know, it did not feel good. I hate didn't bleed, but you did. The dancer, Yeah, she probably broke her him in doing a split or something. Long time ago. Could that have been? And I was in ballet when I was a little girl. That's probably probably been a long time. I bled. I didn't like

it wasn't like but I was bleeding. Yeah, so sat talon. Did it take until you liked it? Because I'm sure you didn't like it the first time like that. Yeah, I didn't hate it. It's not that I didn't like it or liked it so much. Like I was telling before that the question, you know, was it so great? How was it? I don't like that question so much or at least in the beginning, because I just felt like everyone wanted me to say I loved it was so good, and in reality sex is it takes work.

And that's what I've learned. Maybe not for everyone. I know someone was saying before, how maybe it depends on who you're having sex with, But now sex is really good for me, and I think it's just a matter of like learning what your partner likes right right, and communicating. That's what we were what we were speaking about it earlier, and that's what you said, like you have to communicate, and I said, the best sex you could ever have is sex with good communication. You guys can connect them

follow you know, that's that's communicadicated. Do you feel like you could have sex with nobody else but him for the best of your life? Now, that's a really good question. And I don't know. Like that was when my fears why I didn't want to have sex with him, because at first he was kind of like, well what happens because I did not want to be in a relationship, and he was like, well, what happens if we have sex?

Because we were kind of talking about it, we knew we carrid about each other, and I was like, I don't know. I can't tell you that I'm definitely not gonna have sex with anyone else in my life. I probably will. And then I got to the point where I just decided to date because feelings just got more involved in everything. Um, And now I don't really think about that, But I used to think I cannot just have sex with one person in my life. I need to experience a bunch of people. So I don't know.

I guess I just see where my relationship goes. And I'll tell you one thing, when when you start experiencing different men, it's a big difference from guy to guy image. Yeah, so if you're happy where you are, stay right where you are. But once you start dipping around, you're gonna be like, but don't you think that something like that means that you shouldn't be with the person you're with if you were to like sex, love and sex to

someone and not even really that's what I'm thinking. If you have if you're having sex and you like it, to stay there because you might end up having sex with the next person and been like, oh, this is track and it's to really love sex with somebody that you don't really like have feelings more like that too, though. But but there are people who are really just great at sex that you like. So I know some men that are really good about sex. That's what they do

and that's all they're good for. Now, you told your parents about this and everything? Oh yeah, I think I texted my mom maybe even that night. I told my dad the next day, my brother. I'm close to all of them, so yeah, they all definitely knew. I think if you're gonna try somebody else, you should try somebody that one of your home girls has been with. That's gonna tell you. Listen, this guy right here, this is the best sex ever in the world. Amazing. This this

sex is incredible. This is really sex. That's the only way the person first stuff. How many there's a couple of guys out there, you know, there's I mean, girls have guys that you know, they're just not important. They're just yes, come on, you don't. I don't want nobody to suck my good sex. No, I GI know somebody that I would be. I would love for you to have sex with that person. You know exactly what I'm talking about. I love it, and I would so good like he would, he would give you the he would

give you sex, like would be right there. But if I mean no, this person is good for everybody. She never been I've never been with this person, but everybody that I know that has been with this person says the same thing for everybody. No, no, no, it's not the person you're thinking. You don't know him personally. There's a lot we don't know who she knows what I'm talking about, you know, Angela doesn't know who we're talking

about any of that. But if you guys want me to introduce on him, right, But but what makes him so good? Um, he's just all right. This is the thing with him with this person, it's that, Um, he when he gets a woman, he has a thing. It's like electricity to connect with the other person's body. And it's not only my body. Like I've seen him having sex with other women in front of me. And you know, he just knows women. He knows, he knows what to do.

He's like an expert. He's an expert. See that's awesome, and that's amazing. And I'm sure sex is amazing with him, But I don't think I could besides the fact that I'm in a relationship. I don't think I could get over the fact that he does this to every You'll be fine, you know. But the thing is, even with him, he even has that kind of aura that you love him it you don't. You don't want to put you don't want to put no ties to him, you don't.

It doesn't even matter that he slept around, because he's just that person, you know, like he's just he's a good person. He's a nice guy. Yeah, great guy. Yes, I mean, like if you're gonna but to just be just you know, to give it a try with somebody else and to like have that question mark, because that's what it is with God with no feelings involves Now, say, have you had an orgasm? Yeah? When how long did that take it? Together? Um, I don't know, maybe like

maybe a month or so, I'm not sure. But I had to work for it though, right, Yeah, you have to work for it. And and it's all about the communication. Also, because I don't know my boyfriend. He's not been in another relationship besides when we were together in high school. But he's had sex with a lot of girls, for sure. But it's a lot I don't know, But I just know I know enough of the girls he said sex

with that like I can only imagine, but you don't know. Um. But so being that he wasn't in a relationship, I feel like he was probably just fucking in making sure he nodded and that was it. So I don't know if he has been with someone who's been like, you know, you need to think of me too. But that I very quickly was like, dude, how about me? Dude? You know, like I don't I matter too, and I am a person.

I'm a person and I need to become Yeah. So I very quickly went from virgin to being able to want sex and want if we're going to do this together, good sex? Yeah. Like and that's that's another great thing because since you're you're not a kid, because when you're when you lose your virgin and young unfortunately you you know, you're just getting slaid around, like you know what, you know, you not even smart enough. You know, you're not even smart enough when you're super young to be able to

communicate with a man. It's help him, you know, feel comfortable enough to happen needs. So that's what's really great about you. And you're able to be like, no, this isn't what I want. I don't want to just turn around and you come and it's over unless I ask that, know what I mean? But see, like I'm sure you guys or you ladies, I should say, are all at a point where you know how to tell a man exactly what you want and to come the way you want and all that. For me, I now know that

I can come, and I'm getting to that point. But I want to learn to get more comfortable with it and like make it more of a wild sort of fun thing, you know, more of a sexual thing. Like you don't want to be like a little to the left you're thinking kind of, but not that I'm like that, But I just want to be like more free and comfortable with it. You know what, you're thinking about it too much. You're thinking about it too much. What you're doing is very sexual and very It's comfortable for what

you're doing. Now, have you done an don't think about it so much? Don't do it? No, I definitely didn't. But my boyfriend does not want to wear condoms and he wants to put it in my but not for either. He wants to do it. What are you what are your thoughts on I just I think anal sexes it's it's not it's very unnecessary. I think it's a fantasy of mine. I like watching it in porn. Gorgeous. It's great to see a girl get her, but just take an advantage of you know, that's fantastic on TV on TV.

But like my friend he is he was a gay guy and he said, um, he was like because I was telling him. I was like, man, I want to I want to try anal man. I wish I could be comfortable with anal. That's what I was telling him. And he's like, he's like, for what, you have a pussy. He's like a pussy so amazing, Like it's muscles in there. It gets what No listen, he's like, he's like it guess what he's like, it gets what He's like, um, you know it pulls back like there's so he's like,

an asshole is just an empty hole. It's just it's just a hole to ship, like literally just a tunnel. Yeah, but there's someone, but there's some kind of because there's some women who come from an know though yeah there is, but it's told me that. I was like, man, forget it isn't It isn't it up to can you come from an know? But you know people can't. Yeah, And it's really just up to what you like. Like if you feel like trying it, you'll try it eventually, and

if you don't want to, you don't. Page Listen to me save something for your husband. If you got saved a lot of ship, she shake it to you to save because I like like even with me, like I have, I've had a no sex before a few times, but it's not like a regular thing. But I feel like when I get married, out let my husband me in my ass all the time if he wants to. I'm not letting. My husband's gonna have a big astick like my husband my ear whatever hole he wants me and

you give it, knock my eye out. I get Jack Thriller, but I don't. I don't want to leaky butt or like I don't know leaky but side effects, the side effects of a second side effects that he's gonna he's gonna break your ship. Gripper say it again, He's going to break your ship. Yeah, you're not gonna be the

your ship. I don't know. Whatever it is that you decide you want to do, you'll do that's you know, I think, like I know, some people love it, some people hate it, some people will never do it, some people want to try it. Does he put things in your butt? Yeah he has. He will occasionally like like it. Um kind of it depends like and a start position. It's nice me to meet specifically, that's a good way to play. Yeah, yeah, I gotta be in a butt

finger mood exactly. Sometimes I'm just like, don't don't even try it, like stay away from my bottole. Play. But I like when you gotta go to the bathroom, probably no, it actually helps. After tacos You're like, no, no, no, no time thing for me. I'm like, I mean, of course, if I if I have to poop, I'm probably also not going to be having sex, right, that's a fact. But I feel very like I have to shower before I have sex or anything like that. So just I

don't know. Do you feel like a guy putting his finger in your butts him trying to get you ready for drink to drink? Yeah, I feel like he's trying to pour up it to see how far he can take you. Because I feel like a guy puts one button, I mean one finger in then two fingers. That means you're trying to get you ready. That's a stage drink. She left it over there. I'm like a little thumb on the right hit tikert tier hits a ride to

your butt. I have a question for you, guys. The question is when you come, is it internally or externally? Is it your click or is it that It depends on a different kind two different cons there's two kind of different ways. The guy that I was telling you about, he can make you come from the inside, have your leaking all over the place. But that's a very rare gem that you don't find. But usually it is from

the outside. Okay, that's what that's the vibe. I was here and then after you come, you don't want them to touch you anymore. That's true. When when you come outside, that's when I don't want them to touch me anymore. The inside one inside, it's not to keep going. Yeah, what's the difference between coming from the inside and outside? Different? Once you're click and when it's essentially either he's rubbing

it or you're rubbing it on hammer. I come from look at stage like all right, But other one would be. I mean, they could explain it better from Okay, so I come from the inside. Yeah, so you never come from the click. I don't think it's It's like when the sex books, that is a universe coming from you and then and then the other way to come from an external is when you right because you like yes, yes, yeah, yes, sister, I need to get to the point of internally coming

because but that does not everyone. That's that's hard hard, it's that's likes you. It's like you can keep the princesses and castle. I want it's nice and wants to get outside. One is better. It's way better if that one kind of paralyzes you, like, oh like that one. That's the one that's Yeah, they're not the same feeling the one. It's like I just came, like, oh my god, I came. I want to keep coming. Do you make noise when you come? That's what I'm saying. I want

to be able to get to not really. I think I breathe heavier, and I think my boyfriend would like me to make it to that point. Fake it. Yeah, you talk, you talk when you're having sex. I don't do any like series Dirty Talk. But they're little things like that's perfect, that's really nice. I really like the way your penis is like my vagina right now, thinking like that says I don't think, you know, like little things. It's nice, Like oh, it feels so good. Yeah you

know what I mean? Yeah, ye, the best ever. I I was just right, and he was like, um, he was he was dating this girl and she's like a thought you know what I mean. She you know, she's got a little two hundred thousand follower joint, you know, like faith body plastic girl. She looks good. I'm just bringing her introducing her like that because she looks good. So I asked him. I was like, how is the pussy. I was like, the pussy's side, like, it's the pussy good,

and he was like he's said yeah. He was like he had a pussy's good. But she called me daddy with every stroke, every daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy daddy. And we started talking about it, and he was like, you know, it's nice to hear you know, to to hear her you know that she's feeling good. But you know, sometimes the abits just gotta shut the funk up. I was like, right, I think it sounds too fake too. She said, like that daddy, daddy with every stroke but

a lot. I know some guys that like to hear you screaming, moaning and doing stuff like that. I used to be nuts. I used to be fuck me, Oh my god, this is amazing. What the fun is this? I used to be like, nah, you like you're I mean nuts. I used to be nuts. If you go try that, that would be amazing. No, don't lit and I'm gonna saying And then I started to say, why are you sucking me like this? I said that I

don't do it. Now, come on showing out going to do it the last time I was on here and tried to get me to talk dirty, and I think, now, come on, din't scream like that for my boyfriend. Okay, how about this? Do you masturbate in front of him? Um? No, this is actually something that recently sort of came up,

just ever so slightly. I want you to touch me, like if if, if he can, and we're having sex, I want him to touch my clip and he so in that sort of moment, he was like, touch yourself and I am not amazing, right, Well, I'm like mother effort. If I'm asking you, mother to do it, do it, but mother ask me. But I get where he's coming from and where guy was wanting to touch myself. But for me right now where I'm at, I'm like, if you can touch me, I'm more turned turned on by

you than I am by me. But he's turned on by you touching yourself. Yeah, of I wanna how yeah you go? You know, is very flexible. She might you know on pussy. I was if you could, you would eat just like a cat. A guy would probably be like, Okay, I would definitely. I'm gonna slide out of it. But you should try that at least. Yeah, I agree, I agree, But I also if I'm asking you to touch me, you should touch me. But I agree. You said you

wanted to be more sexual. Tell us some things that you're gonna try after we got this update from you today. What are some things that stage can now try to experiment in the bedroom now that she has lots of virginity and it's in a monogus relationship with one man and you've only had sex at one person, but you want to spice it up a little, and you want

to be more free what are some things you're gonna do? Um, I could probably touch myself, like we just said, I think something that that will be exciting for you because it'll have your mind going nuts. It's have sex and while you're watching porn, Like I can't eat your pussy while you're watching porn. It's gonna be nice. And you're gonna come so fast. Yeah yeah, and you're gonna come so fast you can Yeah, it wouldn't be surprised. That makes sense. Yeah, you're you're gonna come so fast. It's

gonna be like you're gonna be like them. I think we should watch porn ever, so yes with that stage and it's exciting. You know, something interesting to do like dayless watch your porn? Yeah? What else can we tell how to do? That's good? It's just gonna watch porn. She's gonna touch yourself. What else do you guys? Feelm yourself? Don't get there yet? You know, I don't need you can even bring and touching itself together because that will

the master. Because if you're gonna masturbate in front of a matter would be verry if it's to make yourself calm. But you're gonna have all these things all the ship in your mind, like oh my god, do I look stupid? Oh god, I hope I call. It's gonna take forever to come. You could remix the porn with the Master being and you'll come super right. Yes, yeah, yeah, anybody him babyanty sexual stage more dirty talk? Well yeah talk when you guys were just starting to have sex or

getting comfortable. No, listen, how did you get to the point of being the dirty talk? Like this is what I was saying before before we subjects. Alcohol does help. But like I said before, I was like crazy, like oh my god, oh my god. I wouldn't shut up until I finally I started dating a guy. He was in his forties, and you know, I started like, oh my god, and he was like I was like what. So I was with him for a while, ended updating

here for a little over a year. So ever since him, like you know, I still you can still dirty talk. Just I think the way you're doing it is fine, Like yeah, get too crazy, get too crazy, like, don't get diffusah and curse a little, be a little dirty, Okay, that's good, fuck me, yeah, but don't get drunk at gold nuts like me. But you can say things like, baby, I love the way you suck me. Yeah, and I couldn't do the super weird out there like crazy sexual things.

But that's like along the lines of where I'm getting at. I just think with more time, I would know you don't even need to go to nuting. Like people want to be so sexual. They want to go crazy, they want to have sex on a handstand, they want to have sex on a rooftop. It's it's just like, why can't great sexes? Is normal sex? Normal sexes? Yeah, And you can let him know when you're about to come to because that's good. If you say, oh my god, I'm about to come, imbout to come, that's what I

love that, So it makes them come. So be careful. Make sure you're not about to definitely true, I guess make sure because it makes stuff comes crazy. And then you gotta say things like, oh, here's another good thing I have. It's a great easiest for you. Then you can say things like, oh my god, I never need another dick in my life even and you can say stuff like that that's a good one game and love that.

Do you actually say that to you to anyone? Well, I'm not a virgin so, oh, that's why you can't say say that. You can't say you've always been with what God? Oh you guys say I never need another dick in my life. This is the only dick I ever want here. I love that. All that's nice. I feel like we could say that too. I say that all the time. Never mind, what can't always say? Break them out as say that's what I'm gonna keep to myself. Always say we're giving up all kinds. No, that's that's

the conclusion. And then after you tell him to come on your face, you let him come on your face. No, you don't for water easily hand you can easily just wash your hair. Yeah, we got okay, we've no we having someone come on my face. Is that's something that that's like standard. Yeah, that standard of getting once you get more involved, like you know, you don't they talking about a lot you we talking about college like that, because it's something that's really awkward. I've never had a guy.

I was with my son's father for seven and a half years. I didn't have him come on my face. So we had a baby, we were we were well into a relationship, and um, even the first time I was like babe. I remember we were watching We were like watching porn because we had a computer and we used to like download mad porn on this site, on this um thing called lime wire. People. I had a doll. Let's forget it. I had a doll. I ruined it

got so many came over from here. But anyway, so one day he and I are watching We're watching porn, and I'm like, if you want to come on my face? We never did that, and he was like yeah, like you know, he got all he turned into a man, right, So I'm like, all right, so let's do it. I was like, let me stuck your dick and then you could come on my face. And he's like, well, babybody love you. You're like the best wife ever. I think

you could say it age no, So so listen. When he did it the first time, I was like, okay, Like it was comfortable. Like I don't think like even today, like I gotta be like on a drug or like drunk to want a guy to come in my face. Like it just doesn't feel like I'd rather swallow than not. I'd rather come in the back of my throat that

on my face. Because he needs to lead you to like the bathroom to wash your face after no, and then you're there with all the time like drop down, like I feel like you that does not sound of feeling it's kind of disrespectful. Not that well, that's the point. I don't feel like. It's just it's not it's likely respectful, that's what I'm saying. But you get to that point, like when you're still kind of like a virgin, you're

not tired of what you're doing yet. It's when it kind of gets repetitive and you're like, all right, we're working in the bed. Alright, I came. It's the same ship. Then you're like, what can we do to spice it up? Come in my face? What can we do to spice it up? Fucking slap me and choke me when I come.

Like that's when you still that's the weird ship that I'm gonna be like, you know, that's that's fired gettinghold ground, okay, cospect like time seventeen, that's like time and something like you know everyone, you know, you gotta sunk a little more first, like to get to these other points, like don't just feel like you gotta jump in and let everybody come on your face and everybody that I agree everybody,

but it's sucking everybody. But that's that goes back to what I was saying, like everybody wants to make everybody this this crazy like everybody like it's this incredible experience. That's why I was telling you earlier, like wasn't it like, oh, that was it when you lost their virginity? But then you had an orgasm and you were like oh yeah, and it's disappointed, but it's like, yeah, this is a penis in my vagina, like okay, you know, but then

it gets better. I'm not gonna lie. Some of the best sex that I've ever had, like most memorable, incredible moments of sex that I've had did not involve me getting slapped around or getting nutted on my face, you know what I'm saying, So like, don't feel too bad. That's not so romantic. The other things sound like a fun time though, It's like the other one sounds fun, and then the other ones I'm more like loving. And what if you called you a whore or something like yes,

I don't like that. You should let them, but you know you're not. You didn't suck nobody else, right, you know, it's just bedroom talk. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think it would like dirty little and that kind of stuff. Don't call me simple ways, it's a whore and a whole. It's different. Yes, if you fucking you in betting like yes, oh that's like dirty little horr keeping let's go. Yeah. I like because I like when like, like, alright, makeup

sex here. You're having a fight, right, you're having a fight and then you're having sex and it's like a little bitch been a little bit, like a little bit and I'm like that. I like that. But that's the furthest I'm getting disrespecting me. Yeah, because you call me a horror, I'm like what wait, what did you say? What little? Like other emotions behind that. You can't just

say a whore. You have to say dirty little everything. Yeah, you got you gotta you know what could really stuffing at my little my little wore, my little think my little slut, I think horror, my little it sounds like a toy, my little pony like that by a little flut's names and the packages. I want you to at least how to implement some of these things and then again come back and update us. Yeah. Well, we'll give

you more as you go on. Yeah, like little by little. Yeah, I think the serious dirty talk and the coming in the face that will come. Okay, start. Do you have an assignment? And says I know how seriously you take that responsibility. So you have an assignment. Yes, and I'm sure my boyfriend will appreciate that assignment to well, thanks to our dirty little horse slut. Oh my god, got it. Yes, yes, all right, we'll be We'll keep you updated with Sage and the no Longer a Virgin Chronicles