Episode 124: Feat. Wax and Kelli Provocateur

one of our listeners. Now, she said, me and my boyfriend have been together nine months and we've attempted sex twice, only for his member not to get hard. Now I'm totally disconnected sexually from him. The thought doesn't provoke anything for him anymore. He's a good dude, But I don't know how to explain to him that I don't want to try again because of his inability to get up. What am I supposed to do? Now, Wax? What do you do when you can't get hard and it happens?

It happens that the girl is the girl? She gotta be all we attracted. I had plenty of girls like some girls toes fucking me at my whole shut up, like I started getting I look at her told and I'd be like, I can't get hurt no more more bad breath and the girl that sucks everything up? So is it really the girl? Is not that really the guy? How do you even get into a position with the girl with bad breath? Happens? But didn't you know she had bad breath right when she was talking to you?

Sometimes you have just like sex breath, you know, sometimes you like smashing it back there stomach like you know what I'm saying, that that different breath come up alright, So so you're blaming her that you couldn't get hurt. It's her. That's why older men always go for young girls, because older girls can't get them hard no more, so they go after like young girls. Just sounds so crazy. This is true life that I've known him. That actually

sounds like that makes a little bit of sense. I don't know about that because I see what these younger guys not that old though, Like he's talking about old old man right, even in the forties. You want somebody like what I'm saying, I don't know, I don't know about that one. Listen, man, you just want somebody who going it's all blood down there, that's all. There's your blood flow down there, but that means that's your blood flow. Yeah,

but you ain't making my blood flow. Blood boy, you know what I'm saying that every time you get an direction, it's because of female made. Yeah. Sometimes I can walk past the girl should get me hard. Sometimes I can see a girl such a harassment to me right that it's really that's up to you. It's not the man who makes your hard. But man, you can't get a man up that's you. That's definitely not. Because you smoke a lot. What I gotta do, I'll be smashing while

I'm smoking and smash at the same time. And um, I'm sure that there's certain times when you're dealing with some issues in your life mentally. That's what I want to tear something up. Now, I'm getting hard, we're getting in there, and I need to call somebody who wants to rock and west. We've all seen some of the women that you've been with, and maybe I've seen one of them. Y'all probably know, but y'all don't really know. He'd be faking too. I don't any girls. That's even better.

He's like, this is my girlfriend. I'm like, wax, have you ever met her in person? Or this? Oh my gosh. And I've seen some news from some women that he's been within it. It's not like, oh my god, somebody called at the station. I ain't got nothing to do. You showed me a crunchy pussy one time. I get a lot of good morning titties, good morning pussy. Get a lot of that. Every man gets that. I don't know the only thing I could like this pussy like

it looks like crunchy, like crunchy. I mean, listen, they come through the d M this stuff. I ain't got nothing to do with how these girls look. I'm just showing you to push you. That's like Laura looks look pussy. No, never never seen, don't need to. She's like google me and you can. But still that might be fun where I got to get the exclusive one myself. You know what else if he's considered exclusive, no, but like you could get an exclusive kicked from you, like are you

talking to us exclusive? So that means that you're not dating anyone else at that time to be exclusive at that moment at that moment, at the moment, not gonna last, right and as soon as I walk away, that's not exclusive? Yeah? How is that exclusive? Exclusive means like only for a certain person or only nobody's never like just talking to one person, so we all nobody, don't say nobody, nobody got one person in their life that they're talking to.

I've been faithful in a relationship before one time for four years and never talked to nobody, nobody else exactly that. You don't know anyone that does that. And you have friends who are married what you're saying, but maybe they are key. Now what do you think of a guy can't get hard? Is it your fault? No, that's his penis. He has a he has an erection rectile dysfunction. Yep. And you know a lot of men have erectile this funk, but they don't want to admit it, right, Okay, so

act you might have eat that rectile dysfunction. Sometimes you can't get and sometimes sometimes I'll be in church because you're definitely dysfunction though, like the pastor makes you hard, the usher, the ussher and her white outfit with her white maybe like like the girls in this cursor I like librarians and get me hard before a girl in the ship club? Again, what's the librarian? What's the librarian? Librarian? Like teachers are like airplane stewards and stuff like that.

I like, But do they like you? Act? I got a couple of airplanes toward this girls. I'm not gonna lie. It was only one time that I posted you and snapped that maybe two girls. Was like, YO, hooked me up and put my snap a lot I'm talking about. This isn't a Yes, it's been like three year. That's good to post you. Women have inquired about you. That's dope. That's too. What's your name? All right? Now? What do you think? Yeah? I think that if a man if as in reference to her, not in general, like if

a man can't get hurt, I honestly agree. If a man can't get hurt, that's his problem. It is. However, I disagree with you. However, I'm not gonna argue with you about that. As far as this girl on her situation, first of all, why has it only been two times in nine months? Because he couldn't get her problem? She just gave up? But why did they only attempt two times and nine months. Um, I believe that he might be attracted to the opposite I mean, to the same sex.

And my advice to her is to move on, because, sweet sweetheart, you cannot compete with pep. But why would she stay with somebody that long? That's what I don't understand. I can't comfort right. I think comfort would be barking comfortable. Some people just get comfortable with that. You can really love a persons of person and not be sexual with them. Not me, but these girls that I need to be pleased. Since we're talking about that, let's talk about something that

Cardi b posted. She said, people are asking about talking about it and keep asking me how I feel about the situation. She's talking about offset allegedly cheating. She said, it's not right for I got to cheat. But what you want me to do? Go fund me another and we're start all over again and get cheated on again. This ship happens to everyone. And I met you too, so people handed a relationship different. So good job, CARDI stand by your man. Now you're gonna get married, she's

gonna have grandkids, she's gonna have the life. And then he don't asked some others before she has grandkids. I'm just saying you know how to order go. But I'm saying she's the one who won't have the Christmas in the vacation and stuff like that just because you let things slide. All the girls, you're always catching your man. You're gonna be single for the rest of your life.

Chill out, so let ain't slide. What happens when the baby comes and then she got to the whole family slide on the side when she get caught cheating with her side nigger? Why why are you doing it? Why you doing it? Because we're Corny's good for thee Again, that's like a double standards. Good is good. But again, if you could do it, then why can't she? Because

I don't like wax and I'm gonna keep it. Really too, If a guy is out there cheating and trying to cover his tracks and run around and do whatever he wants to do, and you leave your woman unattended and you're not paying other attention to her that you should be, she can feel it and she knows. And guess what, there's always somebody else ready to step in and pick up those pieces and on another forehead while you out here not being never get hard with some bad breath bitches. Yeah, listen,

and I get it. I always say that it's hard for me to have. As soon I startking somebody, I start running because I know what time. I feel like a lot of guys do that. Yeah, a lot of time, these girls that I smashed be having boyfriends. So I sucked my own self. So what you're falling in love with a girl that has a boyfriend? Is saying, no, I'll be smashing girls who have boyfriends. So when it's time for me to like somebody, I'm like, you can't. She looked just like the girl she said that same

line to get me. You know what I'm saying, to come out the house and chill with me. So you don't think it's possible for a girl to be faithful, I think it is. I knew I knew some good woman I've But you know what, you still got that wax somewhere in your phone too. As soon as this nigga suck up, well, don't suck up. I don't have no waxes in my phone. Always. We all we have to be a man like, we have to fun here

and there. We're going to do it well. Don't you feel like you've matured though over the years things are different because I remember when I first met you, you were very mature. You were running out of gas. Yes, it happens. Yeah, I was in the car ran out of the highway. I hated you. Let's do some back story here, because I don't need to know Laurie Allen Wax and what their relationship is. Okay, So just to set the scenario, we had just started the Breakfast club.

Wax was rolling it Rose with Charlemagne, you know, and Luria was with me. Now you know the story where in l A at a party and an incident happened and Wax and Luria ended up getting into it. Yeah, okay. We get in the car and the two of them are going back and forth, back and forth, and it got very We got in my car. It was Charletage's birthday, birthday, and we get in the car and the two of them are He's called her a bit. She told him you'll be dead in the morning. Are you talking to you?

I was talking to Wax. So then you pose the car over and forces him to get the funk out of my car. Definitely on a highway, kick in l a O. The morning this is before was popping in the hold down, the clap and all that ship. Okay, we went to the club actually made up, not not not not yet, not yet. We was forced to be around each other again in South Carolina kept us together like what it was. It was a party for Charlemagne in South Carolina. We all went and they forced us

to be friends because we had the same flight. So Wax came and picked me up. And so I'm tighting. I'm not saying nothing. I'm sending in the front seats. She was in your car. I wasn't. I was in some bum mass Maserati that ran out of gas because it was late for the flood and it was like a hundred and ten degrees outside. This nigger was trying to push the ship by herself. You know, I was pushing myself, crazie. No, some white man came helped you,

but I guarantee you didn't get an direction, lady. That night he strained his pep getting a drive to see for shades on I did. I had lemonade. I took a sip of my drink and was watching this motherfucker trying to pull a car down the hallway. But after that we did end up become my friends. Yeah, I think, And now that's my nigga. Literally, I'll smack somebody for wax, maybe some right not, I'll watch him get smacked and

film it so he could watch your later. But let's talk about Cardie B for a second and what she had to say. Right, do we think that all men cheat? So we just stay with the guy who cheated because if we get with somebody else, he just going to you too. Makes sense though, And man, you can cheat, don't cheat with the neighbor next door. Don't cheat with the sister or the cousin. Don't start cheat with the

girl that I hate. You know what I'm saying. But if he go on on the he on tour, he probably goes smash and he got drunk with boys in one night? Is it made sense? Don't you can't get managed? How does that make sense for doing that? Because because he out of the way, he kind of respected. But if the shoes on the okay, but she would be all types of triflettle. So ladies, if you cheat with somebody out of town on the road, it makes sense.

But you know what, if you respect, you're mad enough and he never ever, ever ever find out and it didn't happen. It didn't happen. But you know that, I'm not gonna lie. I think that is a better way if you got my fucking cheat at least like cover your tracks, make sure I'm that's what the problem is, because that disrespect exactly, that's what you're mad at. You really mad that her mother fucking disrespected yousolutely like you're not if you fuck somebody random, you're never gonna suck

him again. It's kind of like, y'all use a condom. You're not gonna say it's okay, but in the back of your mind, you're like, if you don't, never find out about it. But if it's a bit as Now she on Instagram snap and his car this this that in the third Yeah, she called you like we using the shower. We didn't use no condom because she wants to get her as beat Like, but no, you know what getting as he needed to get job too, Because you're doing all that ship like, you're putting me in danger.

So I can't funk what you like that all right, now, for a second, we're gonna shift gears and we're gonna talk about porn because they just did a study. They said, um, women, According to porn Hub, they released their year and data for seventeen and they said the search term porn for women was actually one of the biggest search terms imporn and over it was up over four from the previous year. And I want to see if you guys can guess whether the top three categories that women look for importn

versus the top three categories that men look for. So women's top three favorites, what do you think they are? Oh, you're asking gang bang? It's actually not lesbian. Lesbian's number one? You said, what massages? M side is number one, two, three, four or five, seven eight a BBC And didn't make this, did it? No, there's no number three. Okay, the number two though, it's lesbian scissoring. Yeah, lesbian, But that's not fair. Shouldn't that be with leslie lesbian? A lesbian sits and reading?

Because every lesbian sex scene doesn't involve tripping? That shill. Why do we have so many names tripping sissering, that's the same thing. Why is it called tripping? I have no idea, Kelly, I don't know, but I thought this was just yeah, they called they don't really feel good. I mean, I guess something on your ship a man? Could you could try that right as a man scissor like yeah, because it's kind of like jerking each other's dick, right,

you're rubbing your clip up against hers? You mean, like dry hump like a man? How did did you have a dry hump? How did that fail for a man? Girls? On when that period they just humped me in they through the pants, Like, so do it make you not too though? I don't get too much out of it, generousity, No, because I had wet pussy before, so I need something like I never liked dry humping when I was younger. You know, that was something that I was like, this

is whack. Don't make yourself nut, you know, to make yourself nut off that you I mean, you have a goal. I mean, but why don't you just fuck like that? Just a period? Girls? Why don't you just suck? Why don't you just why not? Okay? Tap three terms for men that they searched for on porn Hub. Tap three from men seen is actually number six. I like what your favorite is? Like b B W lord come in? Okay, that's too specific. That's not a d but that mom

is all that? Why is mom so that mom being mad? Pooring? Like I always like your homework to me was number one? What is? Why is it all old? Ship? Do you think about it? Step? Because you're doing something you ain't supposed to be knowing. That's the third one. No, the third one is Japanese. Oh that's racist. Why do you like that? Why do you think that Japanese is so um? Why do you like it so much? Wax because he

got small hands and making meat look big. So you always trying to find one number year you find your agent. She got small hands and when you're smashing it and make you feeling met, it's so big as they scream so loud. That's because Wa has three So why whatever it is, boost my ego for that one? He has a three inch dick, you know that right? Because he's been getting it's bigger with these little hands. He told me this story. This is how I know he's been

getting great since he was like seven. So now it goes this way and not like this one straight. It curves because he had the permanent yeast infection. I'm gonna tell y'all it's a long story. But here to the side and then it opens. I don't say it open. It's like it grow wide and still like people. Some people grow long and grow wide, like girl. Some girth up. They gets swollen, so it's like square shape. It's like a it's like my fist that is halloway and he

thinks it's funny. That's not that's now that's too big. It's like short stubby. So you got a short stubby back. That's too long? Yeah, that long he sat. It's like his fist. The job don't wow. So you probably gotta put it in sideways? Yes, how did that has to hurt? And you also said that you try to stretch your penis out though over the course over the course of some years, I put like a ten pound weight on my meat, put a string on it. I let it hang, and I gotta hurt you because he knew he had

a little dick. Listen, I really heard it pop and everything. When where did you learn how to do what? Penis? A whole lot of us that man put a weight on their penis and tight none of us. We never know. We got a big me to night. Okay, So what kind of it all? Depends on the girl. But I can this one around. Put the string through it, and then I put it around. It was a kettle ball. That was from a girl being like, you got a little deck because he's like you all beat out? Then

you had to dick you and dead lists. Literally he was doing curls because how would you know that it needed to be improved? I didn't. I just wanted the biggest thing because I just thought, I don't know. You always try to do you think to put a weight on it? What else is kept stretching it out and kept pulling it and all that would they just bounced back? Anybody say, did it didn't work at all? No? I gotta hearn. You sucked me up for a while. Damn,

you have to go to the doctor and surgery. They put a long needle in tide of my pelvis area. What if that ship would have took his dick off? What if you got gang green and they had to amputate your peanut? How old was you when you did that? It was last week the freshman of college. Damn, that's kind of old like that. We all have to come on, what are you talking about? Men going to the fucking shops and try to get the puss in the big pumps. Yeah,

what are you talking about? The older? Ain't no young kids doing that, trying to approve their meats. So you would say that your number one search for what is what important? How you measure up? I've been doing a lot of like landlord ship landlord, so where the man is landlord of the woman is a landlord. The man come in the landlord and I can't my rent. Yeah, oh my gosh. You know that stump ship. Your boyfriend not home. He said he's gonna pay the rent. La

la la, you're like my friend. Yeah, you watched the whole scenario. It's not just the second. I hate turning on the smashing. I hate that ship. You need like, okay, you need, you need the whole okay, whole story. I like when they sleep and then somebody come and you know, so you never skip ahead or nothing. I fast for a little bit, you know we're talking too much or something like that. My mom's friend and then a little girl walking away, A little girl, Yo, she's nice. What

about cartoon sex? You watch? That's so dumb? Yeah, that's corn. They never got me off because I actually made the Japanese cartoon for that, and just like at intriguing, it's weird. I'm trying to look at some of these other ones and that makes it weird. It didn't make a women's list, but it made the to be funny. I'm not like sexy, you know what I mean. Jessica Rabbit was a sexy card to she was ready. That was my first girl.

You did that very hard. I mean, I'm sure I pumped to a couple of pillows and stuff like that. They didn't make the kids fell out? Yea, when I was young, and did you tell kiss it? I knew how to kiss because I was getting like touched with girls and stuff like, oh yeah, because he's been getting molested since he was like four to night. That's awful. I think it was a woman. You said what that's still disgusting that you have issues. You have issues now that that really it is? You don't know if I

got issues? Like why? Because I'm scared of women. Because if you feel like you like somebody too much, you run. You like to smash women who are in relationship. You don't trust anyone. You think it's okay for men to cheat out. You have very more views our relationships. Um, I think that's kind of a lot of men. All men was touched thing because that sounds like I don't feel like all men think like that. I don't need

at all. So name it again. I'm gonna tell you what we do, things like what you were just saying while we were sitting there, Like running whenever a woman likes you think you like her too much. No, I think that man gonna turn it down if you know it's going to disrespect his woman or somebody gonna find out. A man is only his faithful his options at the end of the day, Like if everybody has options, wax. I know. But if he know that he got something, he knows he'd get away with this. His wife would

never find out. I think he just might do it. How could you ever think that someone would never find out? Guys always use That's why I don't know. Man, if I know that she's on the phone and she's sleep and whatever, I don't know. It's just we just know. I wish I short these sleep. What's the what's the fat ship you ever did to a woman that she was like, Damn, that's sucked up even for me. Put that squared dick in them was funny, but um, I don't know. I always had I got a bunch of

sisters and the nieces stuff. I don't think I ever did to them. Um ice cube in the butt? Oh you know what? Not? But you know what I knew. I knew this guy smashed her and I knew her dude man wasn't really cool. I knew him through somebody. But she wasn't supposed to be at my house and I know she couldn't tell nobody. So when I was smashing, I put outside my back door, and when she was naked, I made her run around because why did you do that? For no reason? Some dumb ship? Why would you do that?

So stupid of me? You asked the dumby ship? I did? I told you? Did you apologize that she was spposed to be there? She? What? Then? Are you hearing fucking me? You gotta man? He put her outside naked in the backyard amy run around the house of Garrett Coles. Yeah, mad at her because she had but you had some issues, but I don't like you won't have a girl and another woman, So it's okay for you, but it wasn't

okay for her to listen. If you blackmail me, if I fuck you, you and you gotta take with me and said, I'm gonna show your motherfucking girl blackmail me. I guess who deserved that ship? Me? I ain't supposed to be over there, right, the sum all over there for. You know what you're there for. I know what I'm there for. But if you can take me fucking you and you got that ship and blackmail me, that's what

I get. Kelly, what's the most foul ship you ever did to a dude that's up doing things like that? The girls girls fuck us out bad? What's the most ship ship? You gotta come clean, Kelly, everybody else coming clean? Let me see the ful. Really, it wasn't foul. I found out that the guy was cheating so ship. So what I did. I went to his shop. I slashed his ties and I kept it moving. Man, what was his reaction after that? He felt like he deserved it,

so he couldn't say nothing. Couldn't he say? You know how many times and I had my you had to card keating everything? Everything one of those busted out, man, like weeks at a time. My motorcycle tires slashed out and did you know who did it? Or it could have been anybody man, a couple of them. I don't know. This is college, so is anytime anybody. Yeah, what's the father ship? You ever did? Um? I was dating this guy?

Tell me she gonna kill me? Now you said it's foul, not mean or evil, no foul different, like I think like that. I was dating this guy. We was um. He kind of like basically dumped me on my birthday, like on my shut up on my birthday. He dumped me and then I ended up going on vacation with one of his friends and with his friends, that was what he dumped me. They broke up and then oh wait, I'm not done now. So then you know, I was talking to his friend and then he, I guess, decided

he was sucked up and wrong. And then he called me and he was like, oh my god, I was so fucked up. I'm sorry or whatever. Can we get back together? So I said yes, and then I played his friend. But I never told him that I sucked his friend. You were scared hist friends gonna tell so no not at the time. I thought that was our little secret. And then so I started dating the guy back like and I stopped talking to the friends, and then of course the friend told up, and what's the

most fast to every? But I was single? What's the most basted? You every? My boyfriend sister? That's great. I don't know how could he get over that? I don't know if your sister, but he didn't know what do with that? I mean, I probably stayed there, But what made you do that? I was working up before he was my boyfriend and he didn't know it. I don't know if he knew or not. But he became my boyfriend. And oh the bad thing was that he was in

the round sleeping. He was on the couch, keep sinking that, you know, with scissoring what's the other word, tripping? Tripping? And that's kind of Now, how have you ever felt physically ill after you broke up with someone? Yes, still feel sick over what happened. You're in a safe space. What what do we call him? Chocolate chocolate pudding pop? Just you know, I must stuffing bro big one time. It's bad. Okay, So it made you feel physically like

your stomach hurt. Um, now, I guess, so I try to like get other pussy to try to make it easy better. Yeah, and that's the fact. That's what guys do. This is difference between women and women. Break up right. For men, y'all go and try to suck a whole bunch of chicks and immediately like you're gonna get over it. For women, we'd be all sad, depressed, call our friends and then deal with it. But we get over it

because we deal with it. Men don't deal with it and months later, a year later, two years later, and come right back. But y'all cauld y'all can take pain. You have a period every month, so we can't take pains. That's why it hurts us even more when y'all you'll get jumped. You should be able to do that up period circumcised, man, we forget that. Y'all do it every

single month. Get circumcised every month now, but we never get nothing chopped off of our cut off of our don't get circumcised to get birth though, No, we don't get circumcised some countries and some countries they do, like Africa Africa. They yeah, but that's that's different. That's yeah, that's not it's like chastity or something, right, it's different terms for its pain. When women have sex. It's called um what is it called genital mutilation? Because they sew

it up to as well. They a little a little hole just so ye your yeah, not the same hole buckle. So that means when y'all, when you'll really do squirt, what do you mean you can't telling me the pussy hole is where the squirt come out of. Its not the phole. Squirt come out the peehole. World is wrong. Yeah, that's why it's p because it come out to the people and what's got piste on shine? But I'm trying to mass you really explode? Is like really coming? Do

you like? How did this charge say something about? He does? Did you use that this charge come out the vagina? But you weren't come out to aureita? All right, so so come out of both of you nothing Then you're pissing at the same time. That's why the girls it's only coming out of But do it feel good? I don't sure. I have squared it once, but I don't know. Yes it does, yeah, so tell me about it. Is it real? Yes, that's real? Put your face down there. Huh.

I'd like to say that ain't too good at that? He said, we don't this makes perfect watch you tell me you ate out a lot of girls, and yeah, you found out what yeast was from when I was really young, I have to eat the girls out for hours while I was playing angle seat and he didn't know he was eating. So what happened to the game down to eating pussy? You got a YaST infection in your mouth? Yeah? I had to when I was younger.

I ain't know what's going on, and I know what used to infected smell like, because like when I when I was older, I was like, somebody said this girl had used to not smelting. Then that smell came back and I started visionizing me eating pussy down there and all the white cotton balls and stuff that cheese. The wait, you ate a yeast infection before and it didn't make

you sick? Yeah, it doesn't make you sick. When I used to go down there, look at pussy, about the eat pussy, I used to get sick all through coin. I used to like it was like a clockwork orange. Yeah I was fucked up. I ain't that's why. So what do you do now? I try to practice here and then he'd be like, get up, and I just a black word. I keep put my TEMs on his rock. He put your timmy, but he looked like he suss with his TEMs on. You know what, I'm nowhere narratives,

puss be intr you're either one. I want to see if your finger now my feet don't stay? They do tims on all the time. You got sucked the feet? Of course he does. Look at them? Are you sure? Mostly let me see your feet? What I look like he sucked up? Would a girl be asking for I don't send pictures. Take them socks that we can see up by the way. That tongue on your timberlands hanging like? How the girl ever suck your toes? Yes? What? How many girls? How do your tims? You ain't taking them off?

They sucked the happy and everything? I really yeah, yeah, yeah, it's chilling. It's chill. So she got paid that like your toes. Oh that's different. I mean I went through something I did. I'm happy ending sometime, but I would never pay for pussy like that and pay for them to sign the wayes not crusted show us. Yeah not that guy. You used to be an athlete, so now no, I'm the guy the beach with the thims. That's what that means. I just left. I'm chilling the wax. So

I'm chilling. I'm wax. You get a wax nigger. Okay, so listen how I'm playing, because man I would talking about you had a ship on the beach, and you got tims like GJ. Cally, you got all types of gang green and you got black toe. Now no you got you got. I just off the beach. Was a wish woman. I wasn't. I was floats. No, no, I have my shirt on. Not the guy with the shirt on, not the guy with the I'm good with it to swim. But when it sounded chill, I'm chilling. So you take

your tims off to get notion? Yes, okay, okay, that's okay. Did you have my flippers? You had water sneakers? I don't. I don't have to d the Kingdom shoes had shown my toes. And I want you to get back to the question. You just ask the ladies how important our feet when it comes to men? Because men talk about our feet? What about very important for me but very important? I didn't ask you. You don't care about men speaking?

And what apparely does like this? Some things are uncontrollable, like you can't control if you got funky toes, you know you can't control it. You could do about it, However, you can't control the maintenance and how well you take care of you. So you can have the most messed up double crossed over bunion sticking out the side want to have. However, as long as you get them done and take care of them, it will take care of you.

We don't need to scratch the ass feet scratching up the good but all that dead, you know what I'm saying, The sheets all scratching up the sheets in the bed, and we don't need the crust and the flaky ship. Listen, I fucked with a guy that had nasty. He had tell me your nasty look nasty, the gust things, filthy thing feet like ballerina. And I'll tell you one time I had to step out and you know how you

gotta step out here. You're like, well, they slippers right there, you're gonna I was like, na, bro, I'm not putting my foot in that nigga slippers. That's how bad his feet was. Did it turn you on? I didn't know that because he used to always have socks on. So I was thinking no, no, no no. But I was always thinking like he was like a nigg and You're like, he got a sock, got to run out. Then he

got comfortable with girlfriend. When I tell you, claws, it was like Green told Nails, this is the next I'm still disgusted. And this was what was going on several years ago. I don't know. He was just a dirty nigga from Oh, a dirty nigga from home of him, you know who he is, and he like you and nigger for them feet. I ain't even got ye. Now he had something wrong with it, like you couldn't he

I'm I'm not even gonna lie to y'all. He could not walk into a regular Chinese Silonos side you know with Philippine reb kore In and get his feet done. There's no way they would have turned him. That's the fact they would have turned him. You got to go in on my receipt. You know. That was my deciding factor. And when I was really gonna stop working with him, I was like, man, I can't. I'm gonna keep it around. I'm like, I can't marry no man, feet look like that.

We're gonna have to amputate your feet, sir, I would. I think he needs to throw the whole feet away, holding away man, I can tell a lot about you about how you take care your feet. Yeah, we still ain't yours. I'm not going to do it. You get pedicures and stuff, yes, yes, I got you. You take your team's off color poloshy, but no polosh you don't get him buff going and do whatever you gotta do put your feet. Do they have to use anything electrical? No, nothing at all to hold me down with a little

They have to hold you down, they said, datum. They gave him that twilight and they're going to chamber. They gotta stick a needle your feet, crazy feet, Ye, no good money feet. I still play ball, know I'm good. Now, How comfortable are you guys with nudity? This is what I want to ask you for, y'all because everybody already know I'll be naked anyway, all right, but being naked okay, wax? Now, do guys walk around each other naked like it might

be at the gym in the locker room? And I see certain guys even it's at the gym, that'd be wild. And I'm like, you just said you've never seen a dick before. I say that. You said you ain't know where to compare your dick. Even still, I don't know where the fucking big dick is. You know the big I don't. Don't you know what's the big game? You don't know what the big dick is. Always always some girls, if you want to marry somebody, I thought you got

the biggest dick you've ever seen in your life. Ain't gonna marry you? Really the key to marriage I there and actually you later while he pumping and he's not, he's not getting no fucking motivation for his life. He's gonna look at you, but I can't marry this girl, how bad you wish. And I believe him because if you say you were dude and you beeting with him and you're like, with your little ass dick, you're killing him.

I would ever say that, yeah, because you're right, because at the end of the day, you already sun that little ass dick. So now you just look crazy pretty two years, couple of nights you've been over there pumping on hert like you're doing something to like now you want that ring act like it's the biggest ship you've ever fucking seen in your life. And I guarantee you gonna you're gonna marry you. I had a guy with Delan Went and whenever because his dick was a decent size.

So I used to be screaming, like literally, and he loved it. He was he loved it. He was like, that's the sexiest ship that I ever that's the sexiest ship. But it's because of that, because he's like, yeah, I'm killing it. But don't you think that? Okay, so let's just say a guy hasn't little dick and you're pretending it's the biggest team between that. Don't you think he knows you pretending? Because that's what have little dicks? They

have little yes, they do. They definitely enough. Those are the guys that wait longer than has in me and some girls like already jump right on the ship. But you know what a big dick is, I don't know. Sometimes I think about it big. Sometimes I'm like, then it's my ship big that when you look at you everything, Yeah, when you look at porn, that's probably what it is on mine. Okay, so when you look at porn, you'd be like, I think my ship bigger than he is?

You got to I think, come on, guys, think that because you also sometimes when you get port and put yourself in that man's place, like you pretend it's you. Right, Yeah, but I don't be like, damn the biggest hat. Why not but say that? I never the way. We're gonna just take that clip on the slip service it. Make sure you'll watch this whole ship. Then watch this ole ship. What's gonna take that? Right? I'm playing that on the breakfast for me. I need that for the breakfast club.

You're gonna use that as a drop what was going on on that? Really? I really don't know. Sometimes I don't even know my ship big er not. I'll just be like, I don't know. I just do you want to know? Um, I'll just keep I've been living. I'm thirty four, I'm living whatever. I like. The way I'm going now, I'm straight. I don't get too many complaints. Ain't no girls, because because I mean, I'm probably got some complaints here and there. What do they complaint? Sucking

on the pussy? Right? That might be good? What kind of complaints do you get besides that you don't eat the pussy? He's not so much affectionate, like I want to get the blunt, I want to fuck you want to sit nice and on my phone? Why you don't want to fall in love? Be scared reship? I'm scared scared liking you last time you've been in a relationship. Why are you scared to like a girl? He fucking cheated on her the whole time he did. He doesn't want to bring it in case he's trying to get

back with her. Don't go back bench, Run Run, I got a nice guy for you. Run. What do you hear that? Um? Liking somebody and they do me dirty? Like things like I don't do girls. Everybody know me. If you deal with me, you know exactly what time it is. What you should only want to suck me one time? Why do you want to keep on sucking me after we got this weird? You don't take his boot off? Just me one time and that's it? Like what you don't take me home? Nice? Ride on the roll?

What I'm saying, like you never feel like with a girl like yeah, but listen, if that should happened, that ship just going to happen. I don't want to try to make it work I ain't want them guys that, just let's work on this and try to make the ship work. No, if I'm with you, I wonder one day to look at you like then we're doing rocking for like five years, you're still here, Like, what the funk?

That's how I want that. You can't get it like that every time you think you body because you can't be around somebody for five years that you ain't gonna want to run from this person. Maybe I ain't gonna be able to you know what I'm saying. But if I'm able to wrant to get the funk away from me out, So what if they're putting the moves on you like hey, you know, just thinking about you, I miss you. And then so you're just like okay with that, but you don't want them to want to fun. You

stop acting like a little bit. You're right, I'm scared. You're not scared when relationships Now, I love it, y'all like the challenge you'all Crazy's something scary about the worst thing that's gonna happen is that ship don't work out. That's the worst thing that's gonna happen. You already gotta pay mad different Chilen supports. How many were How many kids do you have? Any man that traveled over thirty and you travel as much as I did, probably got

maybe one or two possibles out there. So how many you have? I got one son that I know of for a fact, but maybe a couple out there because I was wilding out that was being really stupid and loose with my dick at one time. How many times? And I don't know how many of them got pregnant hand baby? So you go, and that's what I'm saying, as many as I Well maybe if you text them back and had relationships with them, really knew their name,

you want to know, Um, we need to call Marie. Yeah, as a matter of fact, we got more right here. But a matter of fact, we have a woman from den Mark Mark Listen. I think a lot of men you really don't know, Like, do you want to know? I asked, yes, I would love to see another little wax out there, little waxes out there. I let you had a daughter too. I got a son. I the god though the god, and I had a couple of people who say the baby is mine, but they don't

even look nothing like me. But you got you gotta test. No, I just don't look like me. That don't mean nothing. It don't look it actually sounds fortunate. My hands and stuff like like a brick You think the baby is supposed to have brick hands. My son right now is big as hell and he's for you blacks. It doesn't matter. Your kid could look like any fucking body in your bloodline. You can have a kid that's a bidget and you, hey,

that's a bad word. Okay, So you can have a kid that's a little person and you're not a little person. So you're gonna say, yes, it is true, Yes, it is. It's absolutely true. Little people you can get. I'm not e gonna say me. You can get any woman pregnant that's not a little person. You're not a little person, And y'all can create a little baby that's a little person. That's why should make a baby. Gonna pop out with yes, yet, that's my baby. He got on tims, he got dressed,

has got my rock hands and my penis. He gotta weight hanging from his dick. I think they wanted you to take a fraternity test because me and hands sen you get served papers on time happened. There's people in the world you want to see. This happened to me, happened. It was one of the funniest days of my life, I'm sure. As the person did a spin and spun around like and then the floor with his joke with

all Y'all'm like everybody walking today, everybody. I did think it was a joke though, I'm not gonna lie, but he really got served some papers. So maybe you do have a daughter, and that might have been the papers for your paternity suit, you know, for I don't want to I would hope, so, yeah, definitely. So what kind of women would you say is your ideal women? Um? A teacher, a librarian, librarian, No, motherfucker teacher, librarian want to get with you. So you like women from Liberia?

I like, I like like, I like girls with glasses. Anybody glued out glasses running out? Please tell them your girls with glasses got some real good blind girls. Pussy is so, why is that wax? Because they squinched all the time. And every time you squench your pussy like that, every time you do keegos, your pussy goes like this. No, my eyes is not controlled. My vagina I'm squeezing my pussy right now. My eyes is looking right at you, and my ladies don't like this at this very moment.

Don't blind girls. Anybody I've seen with glasses pussy, My hand is not you, and I like that one time, and I'm still squeezing, and really, and tell you the girls that got glasses, they mad freaky and they fucking the blind ones. Okay, So your only requirement is bad eyesight, like bad. I like bad eyesight. He like bad eyesight so that they can't see his feet, take shoes off or his face for that minute. Sorry, wax, all right, So people that were bad eyesight with good pussy, they

have good pussy, okay. And what else? What are the other requirements? A guy fair woman definitely look and looking wax. Yeah, somebody how to cook you to I don't, That's why I need you. But he owns a chicken, fine, so you gotta make eggs and chicken, okay? And what else? So cooking going to church, but can't see, God gonna bless the eyes. But teacher a blind bitch. That's a teacher. Like somebody who love kids who might want to do a daycare. They got a lot of them. They could

open a daycare. Yeah, what I'm saying, I want you to like love because I like, I like, I want a bunch of kids. I wanted twelve. How are you gonna have a bunch of kids? If you wanna go for more than one day, he's gonna have a bunch your baby mouth. I want to I want to get this thing signed up. I want to be like all you you want to have a baby, let's sign it. Let's do it. You're a good breath I want to start doing a breathe. So you're like a French bulldog.

Maybe right. I know I'm a good breathe, so I know we're gonna have some dope kids. I'm looking at you, black word, do you look like I'm official? What what breed are you? He was gonna say that because they're sure and stuffy too, Like what about being in shape? Because I know you work out? Definitely definitely. You know Kelly's a body builder. Yeah, you show your guns? She really is. I think you building arm breath, so she really could slam you. I'm I think you as your arms.

Let's can be very same. I'm two. I folded a girl that was two forty folded, looked a little bit like you. That's a girl a little bit water. But that's a girl. Who is that your phone wax? Different? I'm sorry, come on, manfection, let me answer it. He ain't here? Who that? Yeah? I'm different. Yeah, you're definitely different, definitely special. You run away from girls now, let me

all right? So we were talking about the nudity thing, right, because I'm just asking that because I know girls walking around each other naked all the time, don't think nothing of it, getting dressed and everything. I always walk around naked. Do men walking around naked all the time, like if you're getting ready to go out or something like that, But they do do that, Right. You might have some weird, one weird dude out in the cool but the crew

that's that's one out of a hundred. I'm saying you probably get that if I come into somewhere in a bunch of dudes walking around naked, h right, because I always feel like in the men's locker room, they're always like walking around naked, so they smack each other. But yeah they do. And y'all also be taking showers, like in a big open shower. Yeah, I have my towel and all that ship. I'll wait to certain dudes that I think that ain't all the way, right, I take

that that somebody's calling it. Yeah, let me get it. He got some bread and his good if I think a couple of guys, like on the football team, we had this dude that we called Tippy Tools. And when Tippy Tools and started and they're taking a shower, I'm not in there taking a shower because you know, a couple of girls tell us like he ain't telling about everybody dick size, and he over there because he was gay.

So he went to the girls and tell them to have a scussion with them, like, oh, how he looks? How you looking the shower? So I like, Brian beat when you come around, But about you, I ain't wanted to see me. I never know what it's the rocket. All right. We have one more question from a listener. I just want to know, how do you know if

you can really trust someone? Yeah? I have been hurt in the past, but also the guy I'm dating now lies about the littlest things, or says one thing and something different later and then gets mad when I say that's not what you said before. Okay, so clearly trust issues. But why do you guys lie about the littlest things because we got don't ask me because don't ask me, so I lie. I don't even want you to ask me that if you know it's little and dumb. Don't

ask me. Only asked me about the big ship that we we we can. But what's the little thing you would lie about? Where you was at my boy crib right? Really might not say because I ain't got time with the with the backlash after you took with a bit,

So why I'm gonna put myself into that? That's like telling the copy could have been why I'm smoking with you in the car and if cops came forward me over, why was you with another bitch when you could have misspent the time with your bitch because I want some pussy, I want some other pussy at the time, or I always want to chill with the other girl at the time. I know you got caught up in a lot of lies, though no, I always tell the truth because I got you just that you don't he's lying now. I know

you don't know. I said I don't. I said, we just say anything because we don't want to hear it. That's a lie, wax. We don't want to hear it. Just saying anything is a lie. Though, I'm gonna tell on myself what was you at onself? Because they're lying, and us as women, we have good intuition and and we're already to check. You stand that you still already took a picture of y'all and showed me that y'all was eating. Get it? But still we still ain't got

time to hear it. I could still be like, I don't know what you're talking about, all right, So what do you do? Like? Do you think that you could really be with somebody that tells those little lies? No? I hate that because one little lie is gonna turn to another lie and another lot of I can't keep up with a lot of tellers. That's how they get caught up. Single single, Rather be single than be walking

around with a damn chief. If you already know leaving alone, if you're not gonna leave him after you asking that question, leave that question alone, leave it alone, or you're gonna stay single? Why do you do it? If you know you gotta lie about it? That's why are you about to make me lie about it? You make me lie to you. I don't want so. So everything's our fault, right, we make you live, it's our fault. Your dick kid get hard. It's our fault you won't take off your tims.

I don't like that. It's our fault. You can't be in a relationship. It's our fault, your fault. Um, it's his fault that he skirred of relationships. It is because the things that happened to me made me who are you today? That still makes it our fault. You need to lay down on the couch. I might need therapy. I shouldn't have been in therapy years ago. But this is the Lauria Special Birthday edition because you know we are actually going to be in New Orleans this weekend

for Luria's younger than you. I'm definitely young. Beat your wish your man was thirty four looking like me and like I would throw up if my man looks like Yeah, I think Kelly got bigger muscles in here. Yeah she feels I told you what to do, but isn't but arn Kelly's muscles good. She got coodies now if she touched you, it's cute, yeah, cute? Up? Oh taking her shoes oh oh yeah, I hope so she got give her props. Give her her props. At least she feel

a little different over here like another other guys. You you might feel it like a little mushy like, but I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about I'm talking about her muscles back. He could breed make his titty's jump the same thing. Yo. A competition, that's dope, but it's still a little different. So you gotta watch that my hair that shelly. What's your favorite point? What's your favorite point? You've done? He just woke up. I can tell you what I do. I pick bitches in the ass.

I've been to mover. I said, give me that ass bitch, and I rid him like a horse. That's what I do his face. You know what Peggan is right too? I do when I put my left leg on your back and they love it. So look at you. You got damn right ship. And I know what they cuddle up under me. Had jet way some kid like you'd be using strap on? Yes, and so do so. Do women like huge trap ons or do they like like

a regular size? No, the ladies like like really big fucking Oh my gosh, like twelve inches and it's like sometimes they're double sided. Whoa, yeah, wait, so you can put it in you and her at the same time putting it in me. But yeah, why you don't use the other side. Yes, I do funk with dick. I've seen some of your porns. I've seen some of your

point with men. Yeah, we watched some of her. Poor look at how he's looking at the Only the thing about Kelly though, if you look up her porn is that she has and um she has I guess what would call it a bigger And I'll make him suck it like it's a dick, and I grab him by the head, like suck it. You better suck my ship. And then after that I'll just slap them around to a little bit. I'm always violating. Violate the prostate, violate

the nose. I might play with it a little bit, you know, I might put my cocky in and be like you hear that calling that guy here? You coming? Have you ever have you ever been with have you ever been with a women who has a big clataris? I had some like butterfly ships, the lips, the libbya. We're talking about the clats, you know that? Yeah, have you ever been with somebody like they're different sizes? Oh? Google me, let's google ahead. All right, go ahead, let's

show anybody ain't gonna do it. Wax can spell for ship, angela got its? Should get with a librarian. She could help you learn how to listen. Spell penis wax, Spell penisa? Hello spelled penis sounds like an opportunity. Spell it. We've been through this before. Yes, I don't know what did you just spell? Okay, here we go, blick, big guitarist porn with Andrea? Here we go? Yeah, can you come from it? Yeah? Coming name off? See I didn't know that part. Okay, here passes to wax. Here we go's

Kelly provocateur. There we go, There it goes. Click. No, she has a lige click. Come on, man has a large clip. It's just bigger than the average chat brod a bitch by stoke. Let me see why. Let me say it because it's like a meat. But it's not. You know, the clip is just a small penis it is. I heard that it is, So what's the problem. Oh yeah, this is the one we watched before. Who's this bigger? Wax? And that note? Happy birthday learned. We love you as always.

Thank you for Thank you so much. You might want to hang another weight. I've seen that. I'm on it. Okay, yeah, get on it. Lip service