Episode 115: Feat. D.L. Hughley

I think that that's why we have no empathy. I think that's why people, you know, the one will get beat and some dude will take pictures of what her to get why she's unconscious, to get lights because I think people people there's no human connection. Yeah. The craziest things happen on social media and we really don't kind of feel too bad. People make jokes out of everything they do, like trees crying. Yeah, I was like that he can't see as Kenny hasn't seen as kidd in

two months, and everybody's making songs about it. And I think they what. I have kids and I cry when they come home. But that's uh ship, Your motherfucker's won't leave. But I think that you can't as a society. The bad thing about social media is it catches you at your worst moments and then your best and and and and everybody has a prism like it used to be. In order to say something dumb, somebody had to ask you a question. Now you can just get on your phone.

It's just to me when I saw Tyres as a black man and as a father, that's the reason why men of color don't really express themselves like that, because then you know maken of you. But you have to admit the whole part of him saying that he's broken these money. I was like, and then he got five million dollars from Will and Jada. I was like, five million. I'm gonna cry on your podcast right now. Wait, how didn't hear that they gave him? Shut the funk up?

He posted social media and then he goes on social media and a picture him and Smith saying like, oh, they just gave me five million n five million dollar. Cried. When I saw him crying, I didn't find it funny. It was just like, oh my god, they made that's

just go out of it. Just about it. I felt bad, But I just feel like, you know, some things you just shouldn't put on the internet, you know, like so, I mean whatever, but then look at the whole society at president you know, the biggest real with the Twitter. I'm sorry. I think that's what we do. That's what we do. It's it's not have you ever put anything

on social media that you regretted after? I know, I mean, I I just think you know, it's remember when Debbie Allen died, Debbie Reynolds died, like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but when she died, I told you know, I did a joke and and people got all upset. But to me, it's just like I don't know, you

what I care what you think of it. That's like, I don't I really I think these when you're younger, Um, you you tend to get affirmation from people that have no idea who you are, no connection to you, and you look for it and all the wrong not I don't know, even though necessarily know it's the wrong places, but you look for it in different places. And I just think social media is a tool, um that you use no different than a hammer. I mean, it can it can build a house, or you can hit your

hand and hurt yourself. So it doesn't that just because as a comedian sometimes right it feels like the world that we live in is a lot more you know PC right now. It shouldn't be, but it is, don't you think? I think it's actuality and actuality it's not when you let children get yours, when you let children get killed in church and you don't do shit about that, and you care about what joke? I tell fuck you? Who can like you? You? You want people die and

brew lies themselves at your hand. And the worst thing you could like, like to me, uh, the cat that played Frank Frank Underwood follows somebody and he lost his job playing president, but the real president finows somebody. He still got good. I ain't never thought about it. A society that a society that gets mad at the cat like Colin Kaepernick from making making a you know, a

principle stands. They don't get mad at that. They get mad at him and they call him a traitor, but they want monuments to people who actually betrayed the country, like Robberty Lee killed more Americans than Hitler, and he gets a fucking statue And you're more mad at the negative just want you to stop killing. I have no use for people that they have no judgment, that have no kind of continual experiences to judge me. Does it get discouraging sometimes where you just feel like, man, what

is this world that we live in? Because I think that at least twice a week it's great? Kind of world do we live in? Twice every hour? Listen looking at the news, and news makes me depress so sad it does news Like I was watching um, the woman whose son died from cancer. Oh my god, I was

I was balling crying watching all of that happened. And then you know, like you said, the shooting that happened, the mass shooting in Texas and the church, and then you see the pastor's daughter and you see a family of eight people killed. But you know what's so funny?

Not a white man? What what? What is funny? First of all, when the white dude got three names, you shouldn't sell them a gunther Wayne Gate, they always got three names, and up haircut, you should never And every time they always have three names, and they always used all three of them. They always have a fun up haircut. And every time they show a high school picture on them, it looked like they was crazy, right, so you share all messed up. You should arrest them as soon as

the film get developed. Mans come come up all right now. I want to ask you this. So holidays are coming up right now. Imagine this because we know you've been married for thirty one years, so you don't have to worry about these things. But let's just say what my girlfriend I do, but not my We were at the whole discussion about you before we did, like, he doesn't cheat anymore, but because I'm exhausted. Did you ever see carlat the way when you go? I didn't. I didn't rehabilitate,

I ran out of wind. Listen. I always say this. My ex boyfriend when I was younger, he cheated on me, and his mom told me, you know when men stopped cheating when they get too tired to do it. She was like, his stepfather used to cheat on me all the time, and then he got too old and too lazy and too tired to do it. You just gotta wait it out, right, he's only twenty six. We got wait till we need you. Why is that? Okay? This

is one I never understood. So they're eleven women every man on the face of their in China, and that was just with worldwide. Eleven men to every face, every eleven women give me every every eleven women to every man on the face. So if every man was faithful to a woman, it'd be a woman. It'd be ten angry rods, that would be And I don't wait the world like, I don't know if that is correct. But what about like gay people, more people? That's the numbers.

But okay, so what about it? Men shouldn't be monogaous? What about women? Are we are we built to be monogamous? I think that that if you are, I don't like that women take our worst qualities to say that you're like, like, the only reason to be with a woman is because she makes you better than you would otherwise be. But if she starts acting like you would act, then what's the point. If you don't elevate me, if you don't make me aspiracial, if you don't make me want to

do things and be better than I am. It always it galls me when women want to act like the very worst of us, like take on our very worst attributes and then not equipped to be that way. I see it. Now, here's what I think. I think that the way the society is now, I think at a certain point in time, women have to put up with a lot because we didn't have jobs. Our job was to hold down a household. The men would bring it home to bacon, and you kind of felt stuck in

a relationship. And that happens, you know, sometimes even now. But as women are becoming the fastest growing group of entrepreneurs, as we're getting out there and working, we're realizing, well, he did some fund up ship to me, I ain't got his day, and I can and I do think that for men, and they've done studies and they didn't. Over one third of marriages one of both partners admitted cheating.

Of women admit to cheating, percent of men say they did well, fourteen percent of women are line if they fourteen percent? Who we fucking like the idea. I think women have different justifications for what they do. Think women also don't get caught as much. I think women wanted to admit it like like yeah, that was like, no,

I never cheated. Women don't get caught like men do it though, let's keep it real and not as my definitely did you how did you get Stephanie from my phone, like, um, I got caught a few times, but one when I could think of a real rememberable one is actually I got drunk and I blacked out drunk usually like I would sleep on my phone and like my pillow case, like I would sleep like this one. So I got drunk one night and I get drunk, and I do like I would say, I don't drink no more because

I do stupid ship. I still do this. I still do this when I come home drunk, I take everything off. I start throwing everything. I throw my keys, I throw my phone. I just throw everything. I don't know why. It's stupid, it's it's but whatever I did that. I threw my phone, I threw everything, and I went into the bed and I went to sleep, and he went through my phone while I was sleeping. It was in there, just kind of he found that. One time he found sorry that one time he found um. He found an

email I was emailing with somebody he wasn't. And when I see women cheating, I just don't like them. No. Like I've been with I didn't can do it, but women can't. But you know cheat you in the Bible, have you ever Yeah, you've cheated. Now why did you cheat? Because he was cheating, that's right. See you can't even original. You just kind of that was seprecation. Oh you're doing that and I'm gonna do this even. Do you know every person you go to church? Right you? Yeah, you

want of the color. That's what y'all think. Y'all gotta do. So, uh what it's true? I do I church your line right right? I might get killed. So do you know every man that you read about it in that Bible had a lot of women, all of them women what Jesus did, but that was it. But all the dudes he ran what did like job? When he took his with with job, the trials of job, he took his wealth and health and his what women? God never said Ruth and Naomi they were they belong to one guy.

We'll see David. But do we follow the Bible word for words? Still to this. But me personally, I'm a different type of woman because I believe that most menche and I believe that most men are going to cheat. I believe that. How does that? How does that make you different? Now? Because some because some of the women, some women believe that men don't cheat. Some women believe that they shouldn't cheat. I don't think that should cheat, but I expect it. But I'm not. I feel like

there's don't cheatlie. I think majority of mention this is the funny thing that's hilarious to me. There's a small number of men who don't cheat. The very ship that you like in the dude is the very ship you want other women to like him. The dude, right, but if he does something that hurts your feeling, women only want a certain type of dude. The dude every woman

in here. You're very attractive. You had some dude that was crazy about you and was faithful and would do everything, and he bored you to fucking death, and you didn't like him. I mean, I'm not gonna say I didn't like him or that I got bored, but it didn't work out. Any any dude who probably don't mess around no more, is having a good time with his boyfriend. I'm just telling either way he's cheating. Yeah, that's still cheating. Either way, I'm cheating on. I'd rather be cheated on

with the woman than the boyfriend. What I'm telling you nothing else so funny. You want dude, you if you describe the dude that you describe in your head, the ones that are on these movies and these poems and

this ship you dude. Dudes like that would bore most women to death unless they've had a lot of experiences and now and now are open to having some experiences that aren't quite what they want because they look for the bad boy, come home and lay up for a long time, and then that was well, that was back when I was a long time ago, when I was young. That's right. So now, life, don't kick your head. I probably was. I mean we were young, you know what

I'm saying. I wasn't shipped when I was younger at all, not like, not by any means. Now that I'm older, like you said, I'm like, man, I'm trying to do all that. It's like, I mean, I'm not even that old, but I still felt like I'm cool. I lived. I lived. I don't like. I do, not like the the pain that you see in a woman's face when you do something. That's the ship right there. So now you just get better at it. Yeah, I would think that guys who

cheat should be worried that their girl is cheating. Too, because all the time when you're like, oh, I'm going to do this and cover in your tracks, she's like, all right, he's out of here. Girl's trip. Call Girl's Trip with the side of dick for real. And we're very good at cheating because like our friends are in on it. Yeah about that guy's cheat, and they don't come be there checks. Guys, y'all cheat and do sh it off on your own makeup excuses and don't inform

your friends that they're involved in the cheating. It's what I've noticed about you cheating as a unit, and it's all and it's and it's but it's always one week leak. You can get to commit. You know what happens, all right, I'm sorry, exactly what always want it the weak link and we know him, but it's always Yeah, that's one

thing about me. When I was cheating, I wouldn't tell anybody. Yeah, I wouldn't even tell my home girls, well except for just but Justic was like telling myself, right, or you'll be like, I'm going out with Angela and you're not. Really that's exactly what I would do. Yeah, like I would, I'm not you, but somebody like that, you are you are this close to pass that way? No? No, but I was saying earlier, I'm really tired today, like I couldn't sleep last I'm really tired. I'm sorry. Know I

like it, like the vibe. Whatever. All right, it's very Latin and just there. Whatever. Now let's talk about holiday season coming up and being in a new relationship. Right when do you bring it up to somebody as a woman, what would you advise somebody if they asked you, I've been dating this guy for three months? Okay, this is a real situation. It's not me, but I need to know, like is he just with me? Should I ask? Am I asking? What's going on? Are we in a relationship?

Should you ever bring that up? Well, I'll tell you what what the lawyers say, never ask a question you don't know the answer to, And when you're on the streets, you never asked a question they didn't ask. So it depends a lot of people always pretend like they want to know some what your mama said. If you're looking

for something you're gonna find, make sure you're ready. And a line of chicks don't want to look for around the holidays because they want to go holiday like, let's see, they always say that people break up the most around the holidays. Yeah, the guys, they're trying to save that money. They're like, let me get let me get rid of this bitch to side. And you don't want to buy a present that sucks, not even he's like he's buying presidents. It's spending time. Like you gotta choose. You can come

up with something like, oh my mom's living Virginia. They could come up with some kind of lie, but you can't lie with a gift. What am I? This guy for three years and never met his family. Every year he would say he was going to spend time with his family and never invited her. He didn't like her. What his wife was there, That's that's what I said. But she was made him every night his wife was there, or maybe his parents were already embarrassing. My dad's embarrassing.

He's not he's not funny, No, he's hilarious. He's like my dad says, a mad inappropriate ship he does inappropriate. He's Chinese. Yes, god damn, he's so embarrassing. But so he's the Chinese guy and he got a black woman. Yeah, boy, did that do he had her mom was here earlier. I bet he never with all these products on my count why do you have a stove in the bathroom? Who fries here? He would say that he is crazy.

He's spent thanksgiving him one of my friend's houses, and he was like, this is just like so food having like fried rice and stuff like that for Thanksgiving? You are your friends? Think your father? No karate? He does? That's that's pretty like, you know what, Most people come from one experience, So it's dope that you have culturally different experiences that you got that you kind of both are right, you know, this is it's cool. I like

the fact that I have like these different cultures. Have you ever done the twenty three and me or whatever? Then you find out it's a sale right now? Sale sale? What are you're not? It's nondescript. They had to make me do it twice because they could not find out where it was from. Wit can y'all tell me what it is? Because I never answers theory that could probably have a negative you like you a swaba spit or whatever, and then you stand it in and they tell you

like you're a genetic makeup. I'm gonna do it. You're not just sporting from it like that. It ain't from nowhere. Yo, that's weird. No parents found out that she was. She was mad as hell. She was so mad. I had a lot of white many man, I have a lot of my mother's father's wife. So I know they're gonna tell me. He said, definitely. But if it's if I got white, I want white. I can use deep white. I need white, I can cash in. I don't want to just be a white dude that people don't recognize that.

I've been a nigger long enough. I want to break this if I want to. If I was, if I had white to me, it better to be white. People respect. I've a lot of white women have come on to you, though not really. I can't knocked off. I never knocked off. Probably you would never been with a white woman. I don't believe that. Never believe you don't want to be with a white woman. That something I don't never seemed to me organic where I just see some broad it's

never seen. It always seemed like some old you've seen very white women accessible for I'm available. But I tell you what, if something happened to my wife, I'm going to get me a Spanish woman. What can they get naked when they get drunk and if something happen to her, I'm gonna get me a uh Dominican of Porto y Why? Why is that why I've been with I've done that, you know what? Maybe maybe maybe an angel the thing

for me? This is this just the truth for me, for me when I see black woman, not I don't. It's not some misguid that since loyally, I've just never seen anything that moved me like they do. Okay, they shut up more. But the way they the way they moved, the way they whold ship, the way they this is to me nobody that I've you ever uh had like a food that hurt your stomach after you ate it, but you know it's gonna hurt your stomach, but it's so good because I'm going home, I'm gonna be in

the bathroom. I'm gonna be home. I can only eat something here. So a white woman's never sucked a dick or anything. Wow, Yeah, if you pay them that the same, I don't see you having to pay Why do you have I think he was telling a joke. I don't know if you wasn't cheating, but it looked like he was serious. I was, I was, I wasn't kidding. But no, it's not, it's not that, it's just not. I don't it's not a misguided says the lord. It's just they don't. Women of color. I like black and Latin women. I

think they're just those are the best women. The black woman and the lying woman, they're the best. I wouldn't enough if you think it's cheating if you pay them, is that cheating? So it's not cheating if a woman pays a jigglo either. We had a jigglo one hand the other day. Well, she better use my money. I don't don't worry Overen had to pay. There are some men that, like you said, oh, I wouldn't think you had to pay. Men don't have to pay to pay

out of convene. They pay you to come, handle your blasies and shut the but they pay you to shout out okay and leave. But I don't. I don't pay. I'm paying you to leave. I'm paying you not ask me no questions, but so okay, So I'm paying you to cut the chase. Now I'm paying you to come to chase I don't want to bullshit. I don't want to on the Mallberry bush bitch. You know what I want.

I got to check for you like we would them out, like we were saying, you can still pay her and she can still tell like paying her ain't gonna change nothing, but at least at least at least you have something to throw back, at least like you know you ain't. If you do that, you ruin your business. The confusion but what are we transaction? Because the confusion of the what are we? Questions? Right? But you know what this is.

I think when I think a lot of times guys will all for girls money because it just gets all the mental stuff on. Yeah, that's just you know what I mean. She wants and it happens. But if you dig it, like if you digg a woman like the for me, just me, I can't speak for if you dig a woman you dig doing it for you dig it. I agree with that. I don't like. I don't. I don't if I want you to. It's a whole different

But that's a different, a different kind of thing. You know that you like somebody, you don't really like somebody you want to pay for that you just would like you would like to have sex with them, That's why. But but now I'm so old if like, if I can't, I can't. You have to have a way about you. And if you have a way about you, I want you to be all right. I don't want like I was in the I was in the store yesterday and uh,

I think I told you the story. I was in the store and they said, hey, you stupid bitch, like he said that third literally about it. Why would you even want to be with somebody you think that little love? What? What is the thing about that? That don't make you a man? That's why? Why would you want to dehumanize somebody? And that's how you Why would you want to you want to be around like life is so short? Why would you want to be around anybody that doesn't do

it for you? Said you like a superman? You know what it is? This is my honest truth. Man, A man is never supposed to I think that women, women of color, all women, but a man has a certain level of responsibility, like you shouldn't just let no woman get her ass, which you should just let some ship slide. And the only if you're a man and the only you only read you exist on the face of the earth is to protect and provide for the people you love.

That's all you exist for. So if you and that extends to everybody that's in your in your circle like that when that guerrilla, uh, that baby fell in with that guerrilla and Cincinnati and they shot to guerrilla. He only exists to provide and protect for his family. That's all he does. That's what he never wants tried to hurt the baby. The females ran on the hill and he was like, who baby is this? But I think men and I think women act like they act now

because you said something earlier. You said it is because they can work and they could they get they have their own money. It used to be a time a woman knew there was a dude who had her back, and she didn't want to act a certain wife whether he had another family, and that was an issue. It was that you knew he's gonna do what he had to do to take care of his family and he wasn't gonna let nobody do anything to it that she. I think women feel unprotected and that's why they act

like that. You know what part of the problem though with men cheating is that sometimes the other woman feels like really entitled and disrespectful, and that's the problem that men like they cheat, and then the other woman is I got your man, you don't want you, and they've been email this is not fun. But I'm saying that's the disrespect because it's not even that you just cheated and you're taking care of home, but you're not taking care of home, and somebody else could come talk about you.

Look here, look here. It was three You were young dudes, so you don't know. I'm sorry your wife hit me right before. This is right when I grew up in the three rules, it was that you had to be home. You had to take care of your family. You had to be home for the street lights came on and the sun came up, and you couldn't let no bullshit come to your house right hour. But the idea was I knew dudes and a lot of dudes who grew who raised two families, and there was both on the

other side of the town. And they met at the funeral. But everybody understood they always met at the funeral. They like, they're looking like daddy. But people both both parties got that this dude, take care of us, and I don't want to see. It's it's the choices you make. Like I think that women judge men on the choices that you this bitchy Oh come on right, And but not even whether the guy cheated on me with her or not. If is somebody in the past before me, it's like, oh,

you were her. That's like anybody. Going back to what you were saying about having different families and stuff, y'all know that I have a sister that sixteen days younger than me, and my mother and her mother. Neither one of my mother's is my is my my father's wife. Damn he didn't played like you know, but how does that affect you? Because then you also have to think how does that affect the families and the kids? Well, growing up the mothers, you know, we're against each other.

As we grew up, and my father kept us, all the children close, the mothers had no choice but to accept each other, and my mother, my mother, and my favorite stepmother became really close over the years. Unfortunately, the third mother never really joined in, and you know they just never you know, got your father. But my father kept all like me and my brothers and sisters. We are all very very close. No, he wasn't. And he kept us family, orient said, he kept us with with

his family a lot growing up. And um, my father has a type. We all look. You can't tell whose mothers who because all of us look exactly like because all of our mothers look like sisters. You know, I respect well, there's there used to be a thing called honor among fays. We're doing dirt, but at least we get it. But I remember I got jammed up, right, So I had knocked this check up and she had

the baby, and the baby got killed. I heard by her boyfriend, and so it was a horrible, horrible experience. So I had this baby, I'm paying for I'm I'm a boy, I'm scared, I'm married, I'm just starting out my career and I um, I get a call from my boy and he said, your your son is in the hospital. And I go and they were cape buried and she was from Cabra. So I go to the hospital and this boy uh was laying in the bed and apparently her boyfriend is shacking him and and and

her damaged. So what I always thought about was that I knew that one day I would be mad enough to tell my woman what had happened, and it would either because I think you shouldn't leave children out there by themselfs. But I was weak and dumb small, So he passes. I'm so funked up. Finally, one day I tell my wife. You know what she said to me, I wish you'd have told me and we could have went through this together. And that's when. And so months

years later, I'm at the airport. That was when you could remember you should be able to go to the airport with your You didn't have to go you didn't have to have a ticket to go through. You can beat your family or whatever. The girl that that I had the baby with it is there. My wife gets it, meets me at the plane. I I see her see us, and I know she's thinking she got me in the trick bag, and I say, baby, this is the girl

had the baby by. My wife said, I'm so sorry for your loss, and I and I felt so small because I was. I was a coward two ways, and it starts to change the way you see stuff. I think when you're very young, and you like I never thought that. I never felt bad about my inclinations too. I have felt bad about the damages is done to the people in my life, and I don't want to be the kind of guy that, in the end of your life, you just broken a bunch of people, children

and women and family. And so I think a lot of guys feel like that. It doesn't mean that I don't do what I do, but it's it means that I take measure of what I do. And it doesn't like I feel bad for you that you you were telling me about your your father and how I kept you would have been he would have been that to me. I think I would have been that kind of guy. And it makes me sad for you that something like

that happens to you, but it makes me happy. It makes me happy for you that you had a man that guided you through that he wasn't a coward, and I don't No matter what I do with the rest of my life, I'll always know that moments where the common I was a coward. The craziest thing about all of that is that, of course we all were raised together, but I didn't find out that I always thought that I was a year older than my sister. I didn't find out that we were sixteen days apart until maybe

like three or four years. That's crazy, So you never really knew like her, No, so that part, like I knew that we were all snair steps, Like I knew that, you know, he went back and forth back and forth because there's a brother, there's a brother and another sister that we're all like a year year year year, you know. So I knew he was going back and forth. But when I found out that my sister was sixteen, my

head was borne, like I couldn't believe that. So I can't right, that means that means our mother has been pregnant at the same time, the same amount of mom the same amount of weeks going through the station, and he's going back and forth between them, but still got a wife at home, and then she turned around and had a baby after we were born. I have a brother that's younger than us. That is by your problem is you know math, that's your you didn't start reading ship.

That's fact that he like raised you guys together and that y'all. So he took care of all of us. We were I was in the private school and everything, but my the mother even though the mothers fod each other so much, he didn't care. He snatched us up and had had us with his family, and he were able to be together no matter what our mothers. You know, we're going through amongst themselves, playing on each other phone

and the fighting and all of that. He made sure that he grabbed us up and they picked us up and took us holidays together and everything and everything is the thing. This is the women say funny things. When he wanted to give an advice to you, gotta let a man be a man. How do you let a man be a man? I am? You know. I think that one of the things that one of the reasons I was interested in talking to you because I watched

I watch what you do. And the thing about a woman is you you pick your shots and you do it as good as I've seen anybody. In the meeting. I'm doing a long time because you between two pretty strong personalities. But there isn't a week that goes by that I don't remember something you said. And I'm not inclined to listen to women. I'm just not. I don't want some movies. I'm not being disrespectful, I just you have to be very interesting on a level I understand

or am interested in for me. But I always hear something you say, and it's because you come across as human and you you know how bright you gotta be to be as bright as the day. That's that's a pretty amazing thing. And so that's what interested to me in me. And then I got the little uh Latin and nice and I went out and I got to know my side. Now when you think about somebody like Cardi B. Since we're talking about women, and you know, you know, she recently said that she feels like she

wants to be more Pg. Thirteen. They made it because she sees a lot of girls just as her for Halloween and are looking up to her. Do you think that Cardi B? Is? It's not my thing, but I can't judge it. I mean, everybody I like hear his bloody shoes. I mean, I think people. I think you have to give somebody credit for managing to be heard

through all this clutter. And I think it's it's kind of like wanting to be married after you already had some kids, you know what I mean, You've already become, you know, a star, and then you want a level of responsibility and that's not bad either. Um. I think that most people who are who actudent only make something happen. It's it's better to feel a sense of responsibility than to not, because some people say, don't change who you are,

just continue to be unfiltered and uncensored. But you know, she probably didn't know that she was gonna end up being It's a surprise, and I think that it's human for somebody to realize that people are listening to them and to feel a sense of responsibility. And to me, that resonates more to me than fucking you know who I want, I know where I'm at, you know who I be. I'll never but I relate to her as an artist. Some of the greatest things that ever happened

were accidents. Fucking champagne, penicillin, America, all accidents, so and and they turned out pretty good. So I think people too. Yeah, I think it's dope that she all of a sudden is looking at people around her and seeing kids dressing like her and seeing something and not wanting to just uh take the money and run. Right now, let me ask you this, being that you have it, your daughter works with you, right, Um, what do you tell her about being in a relationship, like should she expect that

a man teaching? Would you say, okay, give him another chance, or would you be angry? My my daughter says something to me that kind of hurt me and made me both my daughter that one works for me and one just takes money from me. But I I want a man who loves me like I know you love my mother, but to not be you because I'm I'm I'm I'm a selfish dude. I feel entitled to do ship and it's is you can see it in your your daughter.

One time, my daughter sit on the radio, It's like if you found out the Superman wasn't what he said he was. Where does the sense of entitlement come from? I think the way you grow up it was never success. It was like I always thought that that you, just like all of you, I had to fight to be. Like I was talking to you, you have to fight to be heard, you have to fight to count, you have to like in a family and a situation right, and so so when you when you when you live

your life fighting, what does the victor get the spoils? Right? If you win the war, you get the ship that they were fighting for so you that that gives you a sense of time. I never felt guilty about what I did, and I think that that's an abusive stance to take. Like I'm aware of what I do and and and have been. I just don't necessarily haven't always taken the measurement. Have you ever done therapy? I drinks?

I knew it. I swear to god. You talk just like my ex boyfriend, and he's a Pisces and a lot of your views are very very bad fish, you know, like what you said about it's not the fact that what you're doing, your actions and cheating that bothers him. He that don't bother him. It's the hurt that he caused, Like and he said that to me before, like you know, like me seeing like what I did to you and made me see like damn, I'm really fucking up for doing that you But he don't think what he did

was fucked up. You ever feel like you could be in love with like ever fun and love with somebody else, I don't. I don't think that you can. I don't think that love is a love is not a limited uh options. You have amazing capacity for love. I think that it would be difficult for me to feel the way I do about I was very lucky and to help a couple of ways. She's known me since I was eighteen years old, so she she knows the totality of me. So anybody meeting me now it's in mid stream.

It's easy to dig me now. But when I was scared, when I was weak, or when I was had a regular nine But but so so every relationship I have had, whether business or personal or sexual, is about what is this? What's this all about? You always have that in the back of it, like, Okay, you know, I am so lad that people give me something. I'd be like, I don't care how that happens. I don't. I don't like something to be like, no woman is with a man like it's so funny because a lot of women aren't women.

They want to be with they do they settle for settling down. It's like, I really want to be that's right, So I don't. I don't feel bad. I'm like, my old lady could have did better. She got me. She's like, I could have been with well, you with me. I don't care being a company real, you ain't gonna do that. You ain't gonna do watch your conduct. Yeah, I just

think I think that you can't. The best thing you can ever do for another human being is to not necessarily tell them what you do, but to tell them who you are. And you can tell them in all kinds of by being consistently who you are, but but by standing to a set of standards you believe. Then Like, I've been such a It's so funny to me because I've been. I have done such horrible things as a young man, and such fearful and weak things as a young man. It's why I think I see the world

the way I do now. I just think that you. I don't want to live my life being afraid to lose something. After all I've been through, I believe that I'm supposed to say what I believe and and and let the chips fall with it. Man. Wow, I mean, so do you lie? Like if you get caught doing by the police to the police, But I mean like it's like, oh, was you with this? No, I will say this. I will make sure that you want to hear what I have to say before I say it. Wow.

So basically like you really want to I'll tell you, right, ring. You gotta give people you know you're going to roller coaster, and they always go, here's your last chance to get I tried to do that all right now, I want to switch gears a little bit. I was telling the girls, I watched the show right, my six hundred pound life. Have you ever seen that show with the people that are like six hundred pounds and over? And I want to ask you, have you ever given up on trying

to help somebody that needs help? I was watching the show right the woman is six hundred and sixty one pounds. Her sister was being so mean to her, and I felt kind of bad for her because she was like, Oh, I need to go to this doctor in Houston, and I need you to drive me. I really want to get better. I found this doctor and she's like no, and then she's like, I'll go with you, but I'm not driving it too far. We gotta get on the plane. And you know how hard it is for somebody six

hundred and sixty pounds. She had to buy the whole row and not not even just that, but like it was hard for her to even get outside the house, get in the car, get to the airport, get on the plane, she was embarrassed. It was humiliating. Then when she got to the hotel, she was um. She went to the bathroom and there was blood all in her yearine, so something mustn't happened, like you know, she's traveling. They

had to take her to the hospital. Anyway, I'm obsessed with the show, but I kind of felt like her sister was being really rude and nasty to her, like I'm gonna take you there and then I'm gonna leave you. I'm not saying I don't heard you say this before. And I was wondering, because you know, she could die her family if she doesn't have somebody help her or whatever. Have you ever had to give up on somebody because you just felt like they're just not gonna I think

I've given up. Like I have a cousin who's my um. He's he is the most charming crackhead I've ever and I I want to believe so I can say that I've said to him, there are things I won't do for you, but I'll never let you just die like I'm not gonna. I just I think that it would be the height of hypocrisy for me to give up

on somebody when people didn't give up on me. But I can't let you just keep making me look weak, like he would just do things like he would take my daughter's you know, uh ps two and sell it. It's just just all kinds of things that made me

look so fucking dumb. So I said, I, you know, like I'll sneaky like I but I don't want to give up on them to the extent that he don't believe anybody in the corner in this corner, So I can say that things I won't be available for, but I'll never just say if he's like I want to go get help, I found a doctor, You're there if he can fool me enough to believe he believes it. Like there's some people hard and hard so much that go you lie to me so many times, and now

you're gonna pay for this. I don't believe that as a human being, you're right is to take chances with people you love. And if you your your responsibility, is it what a coward you are? And like I said, I spent enough for my life being weak and small that I don't want to do that again. So I'd rather air on the side of doing something that make that maybe make me look foolish and not being there for human being, Right, I like that point you just you started to make and then you kind of cut

yourself off. But when you was like what a coward you are? For? Like not what giving a person another chance? Is that basically what you're gonna say? Yeah, giving them another chance because they've done something before or whatever the case. When you, when you have done things in your life you feel cowardly about, you spend every other moment trying to make sure that you don't feel that way. Right, that's it. That's an unrelenting thing. And we all have

done cowardly things, like let's keep it real, everybody in here. Yeah, but most people don't admit it. I'm one of those people who don't admit it. Now, none of us in here have ever been married. We haven't right relationship for seven and a half years. I agree. But so I always think that when peop to get married, they stopped having sex after a while, and they go for long periods.

I don't know why I think that, maybe because I know I was in a living relationship for seven and a half years, and even through all our problems, the only time we didn't have sex was that, you know, thirty five days after I gave birth to my son. Like we were we would be mad at each other and I'll be like, like we went to Yeah, we waited thirty five days. What's the point of having to latinether if you can't have sex. Rather in I was really young and we were like rabbits, like we wanted

to have mad sex. Like I went into labor from having sex, like we were having sex. Yes, And even though like I was saying, then something in the way, somebody's closed the door. I'm serious, we went into that like that morning. I can tell you when I'm when I went into labor that morning. Um, you know they say you start nesting. So I woke up and I started like washing dishes at like it was four in

the morning. I couldn't sleep, and he woke up at like five thirty for work, and I was like, all right, let's have sex before you go to work. And we had sex. And that's when I was like, Okay, I got a contraction, and he was like, all right, I'm gonna calling him. I'm not gonna go in and amekr sir. But anyway, through the seven and a half years. Like we would have nasty arguments, nasty fights, sex, we wouldn't um,

we wouldn't we would we wouldn't even be talking. But we would still like manage to have sex like five times in the week every single week, like we wouldn't like like we literally would not be talking when be going about our business. I'll do my day, he'll do his day. We'll meet each other in the house and I'll be like, all right, are you ready, and we'll just go out. I'll turn around, we'll have sex. Yeah, you are the best, the best being on the face

of the earth. Serious and I'm serious then and then we'll finish and I was like, all right, get me the rag and we'll go right back in. That's the last words will say to each other. You love each other during sex and everything still sometimes but it would be like argument sex, It'll be like yeah, you know, it'll be like things like that. Definitely, let's getting um, you know, like I like that. That's not that I think a lot of women. I think every woman does

not everybody a little bit. It depends out smack in the face. I don't really want to get snack and that's a hair pull smack like a hairpull. I like an hairpull. Think about that and you kid ask, you gotta just do it. And sometimes it goes too far. So that's how you know. It's making the face of appropriate whenness that right time like this, it's only a right time when you can get away with this next I think that might just ruin my whole movie. I

was not hit me choking. I'm that's I was dealing with somebody and he choked me a little too hard. I was like, Nah, this motherfucker might kill me one that, Like I really thought that. I was like, yeah, I was like, i gotta stop talking with him because I'm about to die, like because I had never even been choked before. So he didn't what you like that at first?

The first time it was cool, but the second time, I guess he was like, let me put a little more pressure, like let me turning blue and ship like you're turning blue now? Literally, no, I'm not gonna lie. I couldn't breathe like, I was like, na, he's that's not because he like started to come, you know, he was coming, so he got a chill, like you know, they didn't come fast or otherwise somebody go in hospital. I'm telling you, he would have been a jail for

the way to die. And he wasn't even trying to murder. He wasn't just coming. He was trying to probably would have got off of that, no, not actually would have got off of that back, Yeah, he was. He wasn't get off. I think you could kill somebody with an alibi. He still ain't getting They had a dude in New Jersey to kill a shot of dude that was breaking into his house to kill his son. To my mentality type ship. He didn't get off because people do get

off of the rough sex thing. Gucci man got off him. What's the safe word? Stop? I was, I can't tell you this, I can't. This cat is a he's a famous comp. I can't tell you his name. So he playing his gig and King Accommodate and uh we in the Bay Area, right, and so I get this knock on my door and uh, this cat comes, he said, man kind of my room. I go, I go, I go, what's up? He goes, something's wrong. So he had he

had this ship. She's tied up to the bed and she's naked and she's unconscious and uh, he said, I said, man, what happened? He said, he had this cat of nine tales? Was this that whip? And he was they had always whipped like he that he whipped her and um, all of a sudden she told him it was hurting and he couldn't stop. I said. He said, I couldn't stop because why he whipped. So then I said, hey, man, I'm not gonna I'm not in this ship and I'm

not touching nobody. And she woke up. She woke up, and she said, hey, dl water and then went out a right funny's supposed to do. Like man, I'm not in it. He was like, here, hold me the body. She wouldn't woke up. And I went right through the front dad, and they killed somebody. He killed it. She didn't wake up. Dat a toad. I swear the guy out of toad. You can't be killing motherfucker. I'm I'm not doing me. Would you I would help me out the body? Yes, they would help me. A friend of you,

I'm man. I'm not telling if my kids did some like I love them, but if they did something that it spread out harm to humanity on something just old evil hump up. But mean to kill it. I mean, she's not dead, but I might have my daughter's but my son, I tell on her, my son. If I murder somebody, I'm gonna send him to jail. How could you do that? I raised you better than now. What are you doing murdering people? You gotta go to jail. Somebody.

It was kind of killed, like if somebody, if it was if it was a justifiable kill, I will help. But if he's being I don't like that. But if he was being an animal about things, you know, like, I'm gonna call the police on him, like you gotta go do the time? You wouldn't tell him. I'm sorry, you kid, you can. I was an accident. I've watched. I'm telling you that when I was when I when I was a kid, I grew up a Hunting's school at lock Guarden. So I'm a little kid, right, not

a kid, but tinge welve, maybe two or four. These kids they go, we got this chick were running the trade on that right, And I go, oh wow, I've always heard about this. What are you rt? I was no um and so I hope that no. No I was. So I go and I see this girl and they are doing it to her, and I'm like, I don't think she's this is not She's not with it, and I said this ain't. She's not and I remember, so

I say, I don't. And these dudes are older than me, and I like love them and that always been impressed by them, but at that moment, I thought that they were like it was theirs, like it's one of the first times I saw men who I loved and respected,

seems small to me, like they were. I was like, she's a girl and you and so I remember getting their clothes and I said, she's not with it, and she got and they're older than me, and I'm not even scared because I'm like, even if something go left, So to put on her clothes and she smelled like pennies and it was she smelled like this real weird smell that I would later on know that smells like blood, like because spell a copper. So I get her clothes.

We walked and they hit me in the head and pushing me and called me and buster and I was weak and I never so I walked her to her neighborhood. It was like five or maybe eight blocks away. When we get the closer. Never she screams and runs towards her brother, and this motherfucker picks up a butcher knife and she is so hysterical she can't tell him. So he's chasing me around the car and he catches me and he goes, uh. He said, she said it wasn't him. It wasn't him, And he said, I know this nigga,

know who did it. And I said, I can't tell you who did it. He said, if you don't tell me who did it, I'm gonna cut you. I said, but they'll kill me. He said, I swear to guy, you got three. I'm accounter three. You're gonna tell me. And I closed my eyes and waited for him the cup and so he didn't. And so while I'm walking away, he hit it like both the mothers. The dude my neighborhood was hitting me, and he was hitting me because I'm getting my ask with her and I ain't. Don't

sit it wrong. So you months weeks later, at this joint called Smithy's Liquor Store on hun, I see this dude and he says, thank you. But I always like to me even though I I wanted to be like, I didn't think that it was right to do ship to people that you knew you could. And even though I did, like the thing with my son, or I've done things that made me feel well, I always thought that I always knew. The greatest thing I've ever done to me is that that now I know I'm a

human being. Like, I don't think it's so. I think that you're supposed to go all out for people you love. I think you're supposed to try. I think you're supposed to treat everybody with a level of certain respect in d City. And I think if it costs you skin, that's the price you paid for being a human. When did you know he was gonna be a comedian? I never thought about it. I never like I always knew. I was like I was really dumb, so chicks would

always laugh at me. You know, do key either hustle or the sport or play sports or make chicks laugh. That's how you got When I was a kid, that was what my career choice was. I wanted to be a calm a comedian, and I wanted to be like a voiceover person like Hello and welcome to movie phone. That's the best ship ever, I swear you're thank you. I'm sorry. I'm a little tired to them. I'm sorry. I'm glad you ain't on energy. That's like I told you about that. I didn't we have a conversation about it.

What I switch because first of all, you're not even drinking your bit too. I ain't gonna lie that. Burbon I got back to sibies rescue dogs they have you never get your rescue dog rescue dog rescue dogs, like, of course you're side baby rescue rescue dogs. They know they was this close to going out. Let always say, she's been through the system, Like, listen to the system. So you don't mind that she's been through the system. Coyal. She loved me, very loyal. You know why she knows.

She and she like we're the same. You'll be doing that ship in the cover you and I must never alright, so listen, we appreciate you for coming through. We never really listen. This is a big deal deal. Huguley was here, one of our biggest guests ever, and you told him great stories. I was like, what are we going to talk to him about? I'm glad you're do no chicken and you the fucking dope ship ever so much. Drunk. Man, she's gonna be ned and I'm drunk. I told Jack

and drink. Yeah she might. I can't do it. I'm fine. I don't thank you. I don't want to be one. But that's another thing. I have a drinking problem. I can't just have a shot once I drink. I gotta drink the whole bottle. I love you serious the best ever. It's true, Ray, you know what. I was wanted to ask you how your name because then the term DL came about, and I feel like that had to suck. Actually really actually like this naked do it so much?

That was that? That was like the first time ever, Like when I grew up, it was deal was baseball? What was that in base it was disabled sports? Disabled? You can't be so your nickname was disabled. My name is Darrell Lead. But this is getting word, he said to him. He just made him just hate just that. Yeah,

and then uh and then uh, no way around. And then there was like then it became download I guess something and everybody was reading and I was like, I'm stuck with the name because I always felt like I don't want to just call you d L. I'm at the I'm the postal check and I remember somebody said you downlow. I'm like what but but and they could do it so much he got that like I just I just laughed because I thought about it, like down't wait, you didn't know that's what we would talking about this

whole time. No I did, but I just thought about it, and it made me make you Puerto Rico. That's certain names that suct like if you're a white girl named Becky, and I saw Becky came out like when Erica be put out. Tyrone definitely went through it with Stephanie happy yeahs over it's so yeah like and some dude said it to me and fucking Memphis something. What are you saying? What do you sud like you because of that? Like we know you, but you know what they think about it.

I've never this is probably horrible, but nobody has ever like gay dudes, don't come on me, white come on to me, like I'm like, hey man, I'm attracting right when I was a little when I was a young dude, this dude as a little boy, he was a cat. I can't say name because y'all running this ship just to be but he used to He used to he was a boy scouting and he used to have all little boys over houth. He was not he was knocking

them all, but he never did it to me. So a little boy leader house, crying and with candy in the hands. Now I'm not that bad, and I was like years later, no one's ever tried to fondle me. I've never been you've never been on a casting house never, How do you win? Everybody said, Sirie didn't he Oh my god? And now you hear about Kevin Spacey. You hear about all these people, and it's like nobody, all

the people getting my findo and nobody touched me inappropriately. Listen, I'm doing a whole ary about this whole ring in Hollywood have pedophiles. You know that, and I'm sure you had to hear stories about it though even before I know. But I was sold forlorn because nobody touched me, and that that didn't happened like bet and stuff. You know, he didn't got enough money to money to beified. Let you look at you, but you didn't let me touch you.

You can be I'm coming with you. You would be miss Cleo sla things, but you didn't know about Bill Cosby, you know I did. I had an argument with Bill. Yeah, I remember you said that we never will get to hear it. Yeah, you never will get here because what we were what was that? It was radios? Uh, it was kids here and I was hosting the radio show and um me Jackie Reid cat named Steve Wilson hosting the show. Bill Cosby calls in to do his interview

and he, uh, he's a dick being obnoxious. I know he don't like me, so I go, I'll let them do the radios. Didn't like you because I didn't. He didn't. Yeah, we did deaf jam and you know it was some old he just philosophically didn't agree with the way I did comment. So he's doing this interview with Jackie and Steve and he's being such a dick. After ten fifteen ten ten five ten minutes, I go, Mr Kazi, what is it you like us to know? When he goes who is this like O dear deluge And you say, nigga,

you do this? I said, with no offense, Ms Kazi, I say nigga, but no chickens ever working with a draws on backwards because dude, you could have been my son. I said, I'm not your son. I said, I've never disrespected the way you do comedy. I said, but but but in terms of of of I'm father, I've never you know, the ship I've never done and you you you just ship on my life because you have a certain purview, but you've done things that are morally repugnant

or words like that. We're back, go, go back and forth. He says that he said, get something about this. This interview ain't gonna happen. I like the funk it ain't. And five of timides later, people from Immage Communications came down and put it. They that and like and I'm like, so I knew what I've never done, but I've never understood and I've admitted here and not just here, how cowardly and weak I've been at times in my life. But what I've never done is to take something from somebody.

And I thought that this idea that because you are this or that you should be able to extract a thing for somebody, like to take something somebody to why drugger woman, when lies and bullshit work just as good, right, all right? It seems like it's some type of like mental issue our Yeah, the way of control it is if I and so people and people. I remember people got mad at me because I said it. But there's no discernible difference between Weinstein or Cosby or Spacey or

Trump their privileged people. You can say that Bill was a white man, black man, but he still did ship the black man. But he still did ship that white men do. And people think that he didn't do anything because they said he never got convicted of anything. Oh j didn't get victim so fast. But we've all heard the Cosby stories, um dope and growth. Yeah, like growing up. Like even when I had that argument with him, it was an article and people I forgot what magazine and

it was on the sixth page. I remember Oprah stopped sunk with him because he did so stop. I'm not gonna lie. When I was a little my mom told me stories about Bill Cosbie. She do some lawyer or somebody that she said that he did that to her. She was like, if you ever are alone, don't ever be alone with Bill Cosby. My mom has told me that when I was mad young, why first of all, why would I ever be in the room with Bill Cosby? Well, I wasn't he never tried to touch Yeah, somebody touched you.

Please don't stop. You need to reach out to it. Lawsuit it, goddamnit. I swear to guy, I closed the bronx down. You don't start touching me. Get there? Did she say she was from? He just guess that you got really from you from man Chelsea? But how did you make it that for? From? No? No, not Chelsea in the United Kingdom, Chelsea and New York. So I don't know what it is, of course, what type of ship. But actually I am from the grand guy. He said

that I've had an apartment here. I guess I grew up from Chelsea because my mom lived there, so that's where I went to school when a lot of my friends were. But my grandmother lived on one name to get in the concourse? Where from? Hey, man, where's she from? She's look her smile and she's trying to see if you guys? Okay, wait, wait, wait what's your last name? Shot? My last name? Her real last name? What are you? What are you? I'm black? She's not Brooklyn Queens. Oh

what the funk? I thought you from Philly? You're beautiful? How are you from Philly Brows. It's you Amberrows, Vivian Green and and and uh and Jill Scott the only beautiful woman. That's not true. In the fire shout out saw some of your beautiful sisters in a lot of beautiful people and Cherry Hill Hills, Jersey Bucks counting that they're not it's no beautiful women Philly. That's not don't do that. You know it's true. Well you guys saying that have you ever seen beautiful women in Philly? You

was in looking mirror. No, there's some beautiful with my best friend from Philly and she's beautiful to you, she really is. She really My best friend is from Philly and she's beautiful. She's and you see, Mick mill just got sentences two to four years. Why violating probation. Who hasn't he just want to stand it. He wanted to be Tea so bad because because I was always getting out of gail until he got his wife together, like for having you going to deal for thirty days. I

went to jail New York for what? Because I had a gun at the what? At the I didn't know it was illegal that a gun but not I I went to jail. But in New York the day that they announced that my show was getting picked up by ABC. I went to jail the night before. You didn't lose your show that they still picked it up. Okay, that's good because you know they could have fronted on you. Yeah, but that was before they had Twitter and ship like they were back home. So I got arrested and I

went to what y'all call that? No, it's you'll have twenty for our court. Oh yeah, twenty four court. So I go, I get arrested. I played the gig. I got arrested the jef ke K. I played a gig the night before I got caught with a pistol with JFK. Go to court at ten o'clock in the night, ten o'clock at night. The judge says, uh, mr went have to impose significant bail and they say is ten thousand dollars and my business masamers. Then she said, you gotta

have to give us a thousand dollars. You can't go ship give it her. I'm out. I go back to l A. Then um, I get Dave Becky, who was my manager, and Kevin harsh Man, he'd been my match for all the time. He goes, nobody's ever gonna find out about it. ABC picks me up. I walked to the air part with my wife and all on the TV deal. He got arrested. It was horrible. Well who told? But that wasn't everybody told. But keep it real, that's

not a bad one. It ain't like you. Because when I landed and I had there was no bodies on the gun. And this cat named Murray Richmond, who represented d m X, said if you have thirty grand, you'll never go to jail like thirty grand because it was a class D fella. Yeah, Murs and that mothercker came to court with essential book and what you'll have since Yeah,

I'd never heard no ship like that. They put me in jail right, and they made me take my tenner shoes off, my strings off my tenner shoes and uh and that the cops left my door open and they're like this to sell Anthony Mason for the next was in and they left my cell open, and so I bought the guards dinner and lunch and ship keep you like, I'm not going to I'm not going to the regular sale because like in l A, if you go to jail, l a. They have high power, which means like people.

It's like what they got Like Sean Penn was right next to the nice stalker when he was enjoyed. They don't have you. They don't have so I said, you ain't got no sale everybody, and so then, uh so I buy the people lunch and they kept the door. But I was on the phone. My lawyer comes. He don't talk about here. But but I went to jail and l a for thirty days when I got kicked out of high school and got killed with a gun Chad, and my mother wouldn't let me out. She's like, I'm

gonna let you. She had this workout, but thirty days, thirty days? Did you masturbate? That's not you know, to start masturbating our thirty two or so. Well, he was a late masturbator. Why aren't you supposed to masturbate? Went more when you're younger. But I always got ass oh yeah, because you was yeah. I was like, I had this girl name and then I ain't say her name because you little street. But she had a small point she

had a small pointy. She had a little pony towel, did y'all She looked like kind of like a gorilla. But she was sold wonderful. So what made you start masturbating? One time they had to stink of the spice shallow, Yeah, the channels, and then we were catching a little glass. Yeah little you know. I used to steal. Okay, well, so you got it all free and I and I and I cut it one time when my wife is mad at me for getting busted for doing some bullshit.

I didn't think anything, but all of a sudden, I'm so lazy and mastibated. I fall asleep with my hand on my dick every leg. That's when you know. That's when you know you're lazy. I'm too lazy to butt never so fucking wonderful, Like I'm too lazy to get

to the to the end. I can't talk. That's a good really, Sometimes that's when you know you're lazy when you can't need to talk dirty to you and then goes sleep because I feel like you know how to make yourself come really quick if you want to, yeah, really quick. Yeah, like you know what you know what to do for yourself, so you know how to just do it real quick. That's the whole point of it. I'm just too romantic sometimes I do with my other hands.

I think, get somebody else. It's a stranger how you do, it's not me. I think it's a longer process with a guy than it is for a girl. Really, yeah, I do think that because if I ever like done it, or seeing somebody doing whatever in the case, like, I can make myself come faster that girl's masturbating. A sexy guy's masturbating. This like animals. Yes, I like castibating. It's like, g you're not gonna like a guy. What you like?

You like how a guy? I like? I do when it's like a nice looking because the guy can't romantically masturbated. Guys have big hands, so they got a little dicky mascipating and they look like you got you. Guys are wonderful. I got to take care with me. I made a guy in a masterbase with two hands. Yeah. I used to go to I used to go to this joint here.

I don't even know why we I'm even having this guy, But I used to stay at this place called the Royalty here right, and it's on forty four, my favorite till before I got an apartment there. So I would go to the Royalton and back then they had to bring you. The porn came in a tape, so they had to give it to you right now. So you would call down and you would say I want Black Rods Latin Bods value. So they would bring it up and then they would ask you do you want something,

you bitch, I don't, I'm good. You want popcorn? And I say now they probably want to help. They would bring it to you popcorn. It was hilarious. Look to the popcorn like you need anything else? Extra hands you ever try to hold you ever trying to hold out? Are you watching porn like I want to come just yet? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I definitely you got that. One part of your favorite porn is yeah do you listen? Do you watch porn with volume on the one? Yeah? I was truly my

side baby, I like watching. Yeah, I don't care. I don't want to hear you bit like you care about the plot. No, I don't think I care about the sounds. I care about this ship get started. Like when it's consensual or non consensual porn, you're using too much big words where you like it? When the girl is like with it or when she's like no, the like's not with it? Me too. No, I like it when when it's when it's lesbian porn and the one girl not with it, but then the other girl talk her into it.

I don't know. That's what I non consensual like a part. Yeah, I'm like, let me skip funk all this talking ship where they're gonna start sucking. Yeah. Yeah, And what's really good is that now you could like look at it and you can see like where you alright, like scenes from right here, right you start right here. I never knew that about y'all, pervert. I always didn't think it was so destination specific women. Yeah I didn't. I mean,

I'm not gonna lie. I like men like a man and a woman porn, like you know, I watch everything I like. I like, Uh, I like either two chicks old cheeks who are shocked and things. Why just wker that's damn people. They call that um century porn or something like that. I thought he meant milk. It's called I cracked the rim. No, kid, I can't. I don't want to see that. That's the only one I dig those. I think this centurion point, let me look at this up.

I'll watch any other porn and stuff for that's just called Centurion. How do you know this though, because you'll be watching it too. No, I don't watch it. I just know a lot about point because I've met a lot of porn stars in my life. I met, well, you know, I live in a valley, so I've seen before. What's your name? A big chick? The real big chicken. W No, No, she's bigg A long time ago. The chicken which one has had, she's the white cheek changed the game. What was the other? Um? I think you

know Janet? I got a years ago. I got a copy of her first ship with the dude. Uh. They did it for her, like I worked at the gym with him. He said, yeah, this is a little hot chicken and it was jenn and Jamison. She was afraid of dick, like if she couldn't take the dick in this, but it was so and then years later now she just chased the game. Doesn't ever throw you up when you're watching porn and it's like, um, the dick is all in the screen and you're like watching it and

she kind of suck everything up. They focused on what you like, you'll be watching you watching like the port and then all of a sudden they focused on like his balls and dick and come on, but I don't like want to dude is having too much fun? Like one thing about porn over guys. Why the guys always

with their boots only black dude? I was watching and this dick up was on the he was on the massage table, but booty Hoole niked with some boots on always and Hi, it's always a one a big She like, no, not that, Sean, Yeah, I don't want that's all right, I'm sorry, Sorry, I don't want to see that note that looked like the reddis from Braveheart. I don't like that. Before she started sucking that dick like that. You're like old women. I don't like. He's older than what ages

old like what we say, but he looks disgusted. And have you ever had sex with an old lady? Like? Yeah, my wife? Were you like when you were younger? Yeah? When I was thirteen, he said, My wife was her great name? Her name was Sean. Right, I'm thirteen years old, and she's always come to the neighbor. She had a little what they call it toyota. I don't even everyone what do you people call it? Remember Dotson two teens she had one of those and she had a shirt

with her name on it and said Michean. So I used, I was like twelve thirteen and I had knocked off the ugly chick named Shoulder. So I thought, I'm I'm I don't know what I'm doing. So I would always talk to her and I would always say I could, I could I tell that as I was thirteen or twelve. So she said, no, you won't, and she would always say ship. So one day she said, I said I would do it and and and she said we'll get in the car. So I go to the car and

she had this shittys apartment. So we go to the department. I'm thinking, I've been with this broad in my neighborhoods. I don't know what I'm doing. And she's like twenty three. It was oh my god, what So I go and uh, We're going a room and she was rough, and I look, this is I don't want you to be like this. What do you mean by She was like she couldn't do it hard? Yeah, And I was like, I don't know what this is. And she would make it like she would make with onions and stuff like that, like

I don't like this, like shut up, take it. And she was smoking the bed and she would always come get me. She would always like in the neighborhood, she would come get me, and everybody thought I was so cool because I had this older chick. She had her name because she was she was wonderful, disgusting, and she would have she would have like she would buy me a game, but I could only play him there. She would buy me clothes. I was gonna buy there. And one time she gave me head and I didn't know

what that was. Third, it was hard, like that's what she said. Shut up, you don't never say that was second God, and it was it was like a rough like I remember when she would pull up and the dudes would be like, I think you're going to get that, like yeah, and I'd be like that nobody touched you. It was was that wasn't right, that's not at all. You didn't even enjoy it. I did. I just didn't like her. No, I didn't want to be with her. I thought I had to marry her. I wanted to.

I liked I liked that you thought you had I'm thirteen. So my one time she pulls up and she hunts her hor and I go out, diuldn't call my mother's outside water in the grass, and she said, who is this? Who is this spitch? Right there? She said, who are you? Ship? Oh? My name is it Sean? And she shaid, uh, what are you doing? She said, Oh, he's my friend. She said, how do you you know? He's thirteen? Bait you? You ever come around here? Right? So take your ass in

the house. And I remember I remember walking through the back and in my back with him going thank you, because I never wanted to advantage. I liked it, but I didn't want her to mean. But let's keep it real. If your son, if that happened to him, you would be hard. My son has asked for soon, so I want him to get all the pussy. Stop it. My son. My son hires hookers. I don't even care. No, he felt that, but he's retarded. So it's just it's why I know he's autistic. But I'm saying, listen, you still

don't want that. At thirteen years old, you wouldn't have wanted that. I don't want anybody to rape them. Come on, now, why do you say them like that. That's that's what he wanted trying to you was crying going on, he didn't slow down. That is not why you were traumatized, and you wanted the therapy at all. Can we get a therapist? Can we get him money? I didn't one. I wanted to say, like she was say, pulling hair, like why you're a person, your mond your mind so much?

But I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I did not like it. I just didn't want to know. You won't admit that you didn't like because you feel like you were supposed to like it. But I know what I like. You didn't like it? I did like. I just didn't like her cookie she with onions or or like saying me to me like what she said up? Where did it go? And you have to admit something had to

be wrong with her to do that with it. Well, I don't think I would never look at a thirteen year old in my life if I was out there. That's in jail for that right now, you know. But they weren't her. She was beautiful and she's a sweet girl. But her dude was like, like a dude that's been mean to hers? What if you're doing year old how about that? Yes? Well come on, now, what's the difference? Drink that bourbon if you want stuck up? What if they were cooking with onions and she would do that?

Like I didn't like like this? You know? She told me that was the coolest shit ever, she said. She said, when when a woman is doing something, you don't ever let her feel like you're not enjoying it, and don't ever let her feel like you're not in charge. That's I love learned that. She was like, why are you crying? The onions? Why are you crying? Because and she was smoking the bed like I'm thirty because it's terrible cigarettes and onions and copper. Right, she was smoking. But I've

never saw that ship like that. Showing her didn't do that was the funniest shout molestation story I've ever heard. It was it was trauma. I don't know, traumatize. She's a sweet girl. It doesn't sound very after this. Can we still go back and at her arrested? Who is this up for that? I'm fifty three, she'll be sixty sever Google like people you used to have sex, baby, look like it was a girl. I won't tell your

last name. But she gave me crabs. And then she's an evangelist, so I see her my name is evangelist, and I'd be like you you your kid, your your churchman? Was don't know you gave me crabs? She got it from the past. I was fifteen years old, and I used to knock this broad off right, So my appendix was, why am I telling your podcast what happened with the crabs of the appendix, I'm fifteen years old. My oppendix like,

I'm real sick. They take me to the doctor and uh so they take my appendics out right, So when I work up, the nurse she leans over and she goes, cough, baby, cough, because you have to cough when you have surgery. I don't even know why. She said, you have crap. No, because they have to shave all your hair out. So I didn't want to tell my mother, tray, help you help you. Shies don't cover crap. I didn't because I felt like that I didn't take it to them and

they'd be like crawling around. But I was a kid, so I tell my uncle. I said, Uncle, put, I gotta have this medicine so I can because because the surgery cut my my my hair off and it's gonna eat. And that mothercker went and got and he came back and he closed door. He said, you made me go down and they get this best ft crap and I got white pants on. I got told man, I used to go through it. We learned so much. This is none of this gonna make it. But I had the best.

It's all gonna make it all making it. Trust and believe. Shout out to your wife for dealing with all this ship crabs when I had her. No, I'm talking about generally not You came into the relationship with a lot of luggage. I did. You came with a lot of baggage, a battering, scrawling around. I wasn't a badder job. Sean loved me and she's a sweet girl. And you're sitting here judging. Okay, I'm sorry. Understand I'm not judging. I'm not. You know, crabs never goes away. I remember seeing this

daily eggs. I know I had had a little comb. You had a little com It was horrible. I used to go I didn't even have no hair to comb because they cut it all out. Well, No, I had had They only cut half. Did you know you never saw one of the crabs like walking around? Yes, a terrible feeling. I was. I was a horrible kid, I really could. I can't blame my mother for not liking me. I was horrible, so I can't how great you turned out? Right? Yeah? Yeah? And so now it's a couple of things I would

I would have a son like me. My son's retarded, but he's a sweet kid. Well then he's like you. You're so hurtful if I didn't respect you, someone, I walk out with my half empty glass the bottom with you too. Yes, that's yours. Okay, now what's we can add later? Alright, dear me, thank you so much for doing you check out his show to you don't want to talk about your show? Wait? Wait, we got that. We have we have my show on the Uh what the fun I talking about? Well? No, we have bet

comedy get down with me Eddie Griffin, Charlie Murphy. Uh, says the intendant George Lopez. Charlie, you know he passed right, so Charlie. Uh, I'd always love Charlie. So we had his church at the funeral of the church. And I don't like going to church, so I went to Charlie's funeral because it was Charlie. But the funeral was so long, like five hours later, I was like, I wish I was dead. Why am I not? Funerals are the worst.

But Charlie Murphy did lip service. When I was as serious way back in the day, he was really good. George Lopez, George Lopez, we're doing this thing for and I know you're gonna have to cut it up. I know you're tired. So George Lopez calls everybody. He's doing this thing for Richard Pryor and and so it was me and said and he called, he called Charlie, and Eddie came on. So we go through this thing to get up Eddie Griffin. I'm excuse me, uh, Eddie Uh.

Richard Pryor statue. So when we get there, we played pr Illinois. We have such a good time. We decide that we want to go on tour. And it's weird because Blacks and Mexicans in l A don't get along at all. It's like the only time you see them together as a prison ride and so together. And it was it was brave of him to do something because it cost him a lot of fans. Yeah, a lot of a lot of pigs. Why why are you with those what they call us, I don't know what they

call us, but whatever it means, it means nigger. So you would go to these gigs And I remember playing the gig in San Antonio and this Catawood just got out of the joint and he, uh, we would take these pictures and he was tatted up as a big Mexican kid, and he shook my hand and his old lady I had tears in eyes. He said, that's the first time he's ever shook a black man's head. So

when so comedy brought us all together? And when I one time we were playing a gig in Phoenix and George told this joke about this black chick and everybody's calling him racist, and I went, this dude has risked his fan base because he loves the people he loves, right, And that's to me what comedy means. It's it's like, you're supposed to take chances, you're supposed to make me. Motherfucker's not like you like somebody's gonna see this interview

and hate something I said. Right, Listen, people watch his interviews and hate some of us. Sometimes everybody they don't now, but people be like, say, he's nice, sister. In my head, it's funny because you came money are you noticed you noticed Latina sitting next to you right away? And the people are so many people complain that I'm always talking about Latina on the show. I get that all the time. You have to always say you're Puerto Rican, like yes, I do, yes, I do, Yes, I do. I love

being Puerto Rican. It's like my favorite thing in the world. It's my favorite thing. That's the first time taking a part his hand. Not in my head though, but it's like it's it's like, so I think comedy, comedy is brave, and I think, uh, the cats I love to do, like like the Chapelle's and the Rocks and the Lopez and said gentertaining Eddie Griffin, like you can't ever pick

a side. People were upset that Chris Rock just recently, yeah, for telling some jokes about like not wanting to hire women and women uh, because they want to say, um, rape for money or something like that. I didn't. I wasn't there, so you know, I don't know exactly what happened. It's so funny. People would never have slaves, but they will have interns. So if what your slaves that you can't sell, I think that we have a just Some interns get paid. Yeah, I heard get paid. You're the

ones that I heard get paid. They do? They do, ye intensips, they do? They get paid. I hurt, not mine. I did a lot of internships. I ain't get paid for it though, me black and Chinese. You built railroads and pick cotton. I was definitely didn't doing both. You. Let me tell you whether this makes it or not.

I love Charlotte Man and I love em. I think they're very talented, but I think it takes unique human being to be heard between so distinctly different voices, and you don't do it in an allowed way or an obtrusive way. Being you is enough to be clear, and you should always That's why I was excited to see you. Well, thank you. That means a lot to me. I would like because don't even know who I am. That's not true, but I'm excited. Thank you so much. We had a

great time until thank you. Now you gotta come in to Breakfast Club next, you know, Yeah, what my contract gonna let me do? That. Okay, well this is funny, and you have a podcast too, right, yeah, truth, I'm gonna have downa Brazil one don't know so you don't even know who that is, Donna Brazil. You don't even know who that is. You're like, honestly spell it b r A Z. I keep doing you. I'm telling you you're a bad little bro. But I only like the

black part of you, the aging part of racism. It's fine. I just want to help them. I want them to help me with my homework. But I love go homework. Get out of here alright, Lift Service, be out of here. Oh and don't forget. We have our live show coming November, Highlighting Ballroom, the first ever Lip Service live. So make sure you're bout tickets. I know we have it all posted in our Instagram pages in New York City