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No , they do well . They do well and they also do good . They're very philanthropic . That was one of the lines we used for that . Okay , it's Monday . After a Sunday , it's 6.51pm . Yeah and we're dragging butt a little bit . No , we're not , we are . I'm not . I'm on a half a Celsius right now .

I was in page six .

Yeah , we were in page six , and not because we were drunk in a bar and not because we were arrested . Modi didn't meet to anyone . He didn't meet to anyone . He didn't touch anyone that he shouldn't be touching . I was on page six just for being me , and they mentioned the Joseph Comedy Festival and everybody that's on that and what a fun treat that was .

How surprised were you guys to see that .

Well , I did the interview with Nikki and she called up . She was just , she's a writer .

She reached out on the website and she was like hi , I'm with page six , I want to talk to Modi . And I looked her up . I was like is this real ?

Yeah , because I just thought it would be something that just wants to yent and find out about what it is . But she's a Yashiva girl who , yeah , she just kept seeing this Mashiach energy , mashiach energy . She's like who is this guy with this Mashiach energy called up ?

Is it like good sushi though ?

Sometimes , sometimes , yeah , sometimes it's good if people money at it . Yeah , it's good if it's not .

Is sushi kosher 100% .

it's fish Super kosher Two in a salmon cucumber roll . Cucumber roll avocado roll . Okay , that's not there's no eel , there's no shrimp , but there is fake shrimp .

That's kosher . Okay , that's gross , but so fish is kosher even just by nature of being like it doesn't have to be .

Well , there are certain fish that are not kosher , yeah , so like sushi at like Sushi like a salmon roll or a tuna roll , like those types of easily .

They make it beautiful .

sometimes the orthodox juice can go to like nobu and have like .

I don't know about that , because nobu also has shrimp .

I'm just asking .

The pork is now cutting the sushi , so it's not kosher , okay okay , forget that Back up for a second .

So any sushi is it's cause , like there's like kosher chicken , like you have to go to the supermarket and you can't just get chicken , you have to get kosher chicken . For fish it's the same thing . Or any fish is kosher .

You want a fish that's from a kosher place because they it didn't mix with other things that weren't kosher .

Yeah , but you'll eat salmon that I buy from a place that's not technically yeah .

Forget him , though . I'm just trying to understand in general how this works .

Fish is kosher .

The phenomenon that we're talking about here .

The phenomenon that I'm talking about here by rabbi is moody . The phenomenon that I'm talking about here is that anytime you go to even a kosher pizza place , they have sushi .

Right , but it's gross . Nobody wants to eat that sushi , by the way .

I will give a shout out . I will give a on the house . Shout out in the five towns we take the promo for the chosen comedy festival , what should be airing soon at this place called Bravo Pizza . It's in the five towns , behind the Trader Joe's . I have not had such good pizza in a very long time . And I go to the guy where's the sushi section ?

Kosher pizza is often , I have to say , pretty good . I don't know why . And also , how can pizza be not kosher ? Isn't it just cheese ?

and I have to mix pepperoni on it , and all that because not kosher .

No , but just regular pizza , cheese pizza , cheese pizza can't be not kosher , right .

So it's kosher if you don't care about the hashgacha , If you don't want to mix it too much . This is too much . What are you slapping this thing ?

for what do you mean ? I'm the one here who's just trying to understand these rules . I'm just a pizza . I'm not the one who- .

The kitchen is kosher . They're not bringing in . They're not also making pepperoni pizzas on the side . Like everything's a contained environment .

But if the only thing that you do is not have pepperoni ?

then any pizza is kosher . There's other things involved . You have to whatever . I'm not- .

Rabbi .

I am not qualified to be a way . You know . You know that it's not no , okay we can move on If you look into any pizza place in Manhattan , that's not a kosher pizza place . They have things that aren't kosher that are making this pizza not kosher , Right , Okay , so you go to a kosher pizza place . They have everything there is kosher .

Right , I get the meat part of it . I'm just saying that the pizza itself . If I open a pizza place and the only thing I make is cheese pizza , it's kosher .

Yes , but you need to still have a certification that it's kosher Well , Leo can give me one . It's even more complicated than that . Do you understand the fact that this pizza is in an oven and the oven is self-costuring itself all the time it is ? I cannot believe we could spend 50 minutes on this with no problem .

Yeah , it's too much , though , but I don't think the audience wants to hear this . Well , you guys tell us , let us know .

I read a story about someone accidentally burning their house down , trying to kosher their house for Passover .

Many times . Oh my God , wait , are you kidding me ? The Stop it , because they use that flame thrower thing , I'll see your story and raise you a story .

Come on , you guys .

Yeah , you have to go to blow torch . Through the whole thing it was- . No , I'm sorry it was a very , very funny thing . Or maybe it was an insurance scam , I don't know , but I know that they burnt down the Italian , the Villa Roma is like in those hotels you have to drive the last it's our second insurance thing .

That's what she's after Najee . Can you please just explain to me what the flame thrower is ? It gets all the little crummy crumbs . A blow torch . It's a blow torch , but that's basically a flame thrower . You're being serious ? Yes , you- . This is how you make something kosher with a blow torch .

It's how you turn an oven , kosher , or you can put it at 550 degrees . We're not doing- .

You're just basically sterilizing it with fire . Yes , so anything that could have been in contact with the surface is now null and void , because you've burned it off .

Not Leo giving you lessons .

Yeah , get it together . I mean really Literally . Truly .

By now you should be a little bit- .

We've had a weird day today .

It was just very long .

You've been with us all day and we're like in a thruple menage-e-tois situation at this point .

It was just intense . We had it was good Boardrooms were involved . We went to boardrooms .

We were in a boardroom today with somebody who was Post-it .

Lots of post-it notes flying around .

That made me really happy , all those post-it notes are good and Mike are good for my OCD .

Did you see how I sat there ? We were in a meeting today . I'm not gonna say we got , but just it doesn't matter , it's fine . We were in a meeting with and it was it's not like a secret . It was so . It was so . I felt like I was in an episode- .

It was out of a movie . It was out of a movie .

It was out of a movie , she was a character .

We should have taped it , it was so good , we should have taped it Next to it , we'll tape it .

The whole agent is . I'm sure she'll be happy to do it . She'll so happy she's so . I've never she's amazing . That energy is insane . And I sat there . I'm like wow .

But even the office was like out of a movie , yeah , like just decorated .

So well , that might be the first episode of the TV show .

And everybody's sitting there with their ideas and everybody's just going through , and then there's this one assistant pulling it all together . Oh , she was amazing , amazing . And then- .

And then that archetype of the assistant slash party planner , slash event organizer .

I liked it . She came and she sat next to me and it made me so happy .

No , because she saw your crazy post-it notes and I was thinking who the hell has post-it notes ? Everybody takes notes on their thing .

I have been dreaming about organizing that book into post-it notes for months .

It took us going to the financial district and getting post-it notes for that to happen .

It would , yeah , but she pulled the notes and put it into the computer and then Sarah the book agent goes .

that's all I said . She went to Harvard , she went to Harvard and she . If I went to Harvard , it would be tattooed on my forehead 100% the first thing out of my mouth .

They'd be like hi , Emily , I went to Harvard .

Yeah , and she says . When everybody asks her , she says I went to a school in Boston .

I also say that by the way .

I also say I went to Boston , it's not a lie . What school ? Boston University . But everybody thinks you already went to Harvard .

No , but it's almost better to say where'd you go to school ? And then you just say Boston .

And then they're like , where , small liberal arts college ? And then you're like , oh , harvard , yeah , turnpike Tech on the freeway 90 . I went to state school .

I can't oh .

Where'd you go to school ?

The University of Georgia and Athens , Georgia , Athens .

Georgia .

Yeah , but that was a good school and you got there in a full scholarship .

Yeah , it was free and a half two to a month .

Good for you . Yeah , shkojech , shkojech . So that was that . I was in page six and it wasn't because I molested anybody . That's what I wanted to say .

It was such a it's funny , because what I want to talk about the fact that you have glossed over and you didn't even mention the fact that you've sent hats , your merch , to 30 different countries .

I think it's more if I'm being beyond 24 .

I honestly don't know where he got that information from . I keep trying .

I have a little pad and every time we sell a hat , a more , a Meshir energy hat , we get . The best part about it is we get these texts from .

Printful . It's an email that says hey , you just got an order , so you like to play up like you don't check your emails , but you're in there , I'm in there , you just leave them all on red .

No , no , first of all I get the is where it says there's an email coming in , who it's from , and whatever . And then I see , and it gives you a little bit of the synapse , and but the Printful , the , the fulfillment , yeah the website we use for the hat .

Okay , you know what's really crazy about that .

Yeah .

How much are the ?

hats no idea Like $36 .

Okay so I tried . There's this designer in Australia who I love and he made a hat and I tried to buy one . Do you know how much it costs to ship ?

Yeah , I don't know how much . You know how much people are paying .

They're paying like as much as the hat for shipping .

Well , probably more , probably more .

Well , isn't it included in the Not from Australia , honey ?

No , okay , no . So that's how much people they go out of different fulfillment .

Do you know who ordered a hat ? Who ? Beyonce ?

Beyonce .

Beyonce Avivit , the woman from Venice . Oh , do you remember ?

the tour guide from .

Venice who took care of ?

The Venice luxury tours . Yes , she ordered a hat to Venice , italy , and she wrote me an email saying she had like I get in Venice it's underwater , you have to be like very specific where this is going . So she had to add like an extra line of the address line . So she emailed me and I was like , oh , this is going to Venice .

Venice .

And it's going everywhere , it's going everywhere .

Mashiach Energy is everywhere . You have to reveal it . That's what it is . You have to reveal Mashiach . Mashiach is here . Okay , mashiach is here . That's the title of this episode .

Mashiach is here .

That's the title of this episode Mashiach is here and I'm on page six , and here's Nuri , and here's Nuri Mashiach on page six . No , for real .

Can I ask you a question ? Yes , are there any ? Do you have any hookups for like really cute restaurants in Israel that I need ?

to go to . We have , oh wow .

I'm going yeah , yeah , we do .

Tomorrow or whatever .

I actually do have that list and what's funny is my friend Lucas , who's very chic and fun , got this list from his friend who's Israeli and like recently from Israel , now living in Brooklyn . So he had like very fresh insight until like what was hot and fun and then he put together this list that has been in a notes . You know the iPhone notes thing .

Okay that . Yes , port Said is great . That's been there for a while , though For a minute , yeah .

But it's a good landmark for people who are like going for the first time . Okay , but like there's other homes on the list , that's not the list .

I'm in the market for what are you looking for ? I'm in the market for , like your friends , with the chef and I don't have to wait to get a reservation .

Oh , we are not friends with the chef . No , we went . Everywhere we went . We either had a reservation or we sat at the bar for an hour . Friends with the ?

chef . I texted Periel . We went to Zizi's . I went to Zizi's in Chelsea with my sisters .

Yeah .

And I know you have a connection with the people there , right ? So I texted you . I was like I'm bringing my sisters to Zizi , and they very kindly covered the drinks and the dessert . Oh , that's cute .

Yeah , that was actually . I was sitting next to Guy and I was like , oh , that's cute , leo's at Zizi and he went into like a frenzy starting texting the owner .

I'm sure you're having those . Exactly what restaurants he wants to go to in Israel . Yeah , he does . He's such a foodie , he's such a foodie .

So , that was Guy who , like , went into like a maniacal frenzy to send Leo dessert .

That was very , very nice . I appreciate it .

So they mentioned on page six that I oh my God . It's , they never get anything . I love her . Thank you , nikki , but she obviously the people just they write . He studied cantorial singing at yeah .

Your backstory varies .

It's not , and he grew up in a religious home .

Oh , whatever she didn't write , that she did . That you grew up in a religious home , didn't she write that ? I don't think that's written in the article .

No , but bless her heart as long as she did talking something about me . But it made it sound like that's what I did , Like I took classes at your children , despite being religious as a teen . That's right , but I wasn't religious . I wasn't religious .

All right , so don't believe everything you read in page six . That's the moral of the story , but believe that it was a good article .

It was a very nice thing that she wrote and thank you very much .

Wait , what did you just say , though ? You just said something before that .

The mashiach is here .

No , no , about um .

Oh studying . I thought you did study , I did , I studied there and I studied with different cantors , but she made it as though that was the thing I was

Okay .

She's from page six , the story she has .

Yeah , that's amazing . So she's a yeshiva girl who now writes for page six .

That's cute and and hates the fact that sushi has dominated the kosher .

Why does she hate that ?

Should I order sushi tonight ? I , I , I , now , I want to , now , I want to Now kosher sushi no .

So I have a place that I order from . We also go there sometimes , but uh , this place , shatt also shout out on the house a restaurant in the East village called Kodobuki .

Okay .

And they have on uh caviar or whatever the takeout app is .

Oh , I thought they had . It's an app called caviar . Yeah , I'm familiar .

And uh , you can order the sushi for two platter and I write in the notes section please kosher style , like no shellfish , no shrimp , no anything . And they do it . And then very nice , and it's and then they don't skimp on things . You know to do that , to make that accommodation .

They give you , like give you these nice rolls and everything . It's really good . Wait , where are we ? Page six so Nikki , who ?

caviar kosher .

I think so . Fish eggs are kosher . I think it depends on the shrimp .

Shrimp isn't kosher .

I was surprised to learn that sword fish is not kosher .

Yeah , is Mahi Mahi's kosher .

I , I , yes , I think it is , I'm not sure .

Shrimp is not a shrimp , that's obvious .

I'm not a masjiguerh , so this is not a .

But swordfish is like a light white flaky fish , but it has , like you would think . It's like it's because of the skin . You told me Exactly .

I thought it was because of how they breathe .

And it's a whole , it's a whole bunch of stuff . Okay , Can we not be the kosher corner ? Can we not like people don't tune into this ?

All right , it's interesting for people who I mean some people don't know all of these different little rules .

Luckily , everything's Googleable . Do you know what really blows me away ? You don't really blow me away for a talk If we're in this little zone . Blessings on fruits and vegetables . Okay , this different when you're Boreh , priyadama brings the fruit of the earth .

I drink tap water .

I drink Manhattan tap water . It's delicious and the fact that you're in your home and you can just open the sink and water- . I do think about that sometimes I I'm so thankful .

Yeah .

And then when we went to Jerusalem and we went to the , the tours of the underground tunnels and they talk about how they made the tunnels just so you can get water to this area . And here we are , in Manhattan or wherever we are , just pick up the just a little lever and boom , you have water in your house . I have to make a blessing .

No , that's , it's true . There are many places in the world that don't have water . What's the blessing on water ?

Shehakon In the Holy Spirit , shehakon , shehakon is in the water .

People love it when you take a pause during the show to drink water and you throw that out . People love it . You throw out that little thing into the mic .

Yes , it's cute , and you know . If you don't know , you can just apparently set the whole thing on fire and that'll also make me that works too .

Oh my God , we are so exhausted .

What are you guys doing for the rest of the summer ? I'm not going to see you for a few weeks . I'm going to go through like .

Send us a postcard from a parade . It's this little spicy parade happening over there .

Oh , I will be hitting those streets .

Are you really ?

Demonstrating .

Fuck yeah , you're going to be on the demonstration .

Demo-hasi .

Is that what they're yelling ?

Yeah .

I want to tell you .

Bousha , bousha .

I want to . I heard an amazing , amazing Dvar Torah from Rabbi Lau , who's the chief rabbi of the world . He really is , he's he was the chief rabbi he was the chief rabbi of Israel and now he's like , just like he's Rabbi Lau , he's , he speaks . It's amazing , it's the Holocaust of Israel .

Where is he ? We should get him on the show .

He's not doing the show , but he's . Rabbi Lau said I don't know how I landed on this and , as I keep telling you , I keep watching the demonstrations in Israel and see how the demonstrators are have come together . The people who are not religious and people who are religious and just believe in a should be demoted have come together .

And this week's kid is just sponsored by the Goldstein family .

And the flower is by the Horowitz . He said at Mount .

Sinai , and I thought you were talking about the hospital .

I just no Mount Sinai . You think in the day they took my Mount Sinai hospital I had to tell you something . Your hair looks really good .

My hair's given . Yeah , you got a haircut today . I got a haircut , yeah .

My hair is do you guys go to the same place to get your hair ?

cut . We can't talk about it on air . It's actually a little bit .

No , we , I , it's actually a little bit what .

There's just like some Well .

Leo got his hair dyed .

Yeah , I go to a professional Right . I go to a professional too , but it's not like the . It's , it's . We go different places , but it's , it's . It all works out for ourselves .

You had to go to a special place in Florida . I remember , oh my God , that was hysterical .

I got a really bad haircut in Florida .

Like to the point where I was like , oh , I don't see how it's possible . I was not possible . Look at my hair . How do you mess this up ? I cannot tell you how .

How do you mess this up ? Were you with us .

No , no , even Modi you saw I could tell when he was like finishing up . I was like , oh , you're done .

We went to .

We were in this a tragic barber shop , really it , really it looked clean and well and done and the barbers looked okay .

The guy it literally looked like he put a bowl on Leo's head and just cut everything around . Leo asked for a fade Gay . Was it a ?

gay . Salon Gay is a goose . They were selling .

They were selling underwear behind the but that we only saw in the video , but that we only saw after . But it looked like it was , it had it together and then the guy was just horrible . I walked down the street like and I said to Leo , okay , and this , and you couldn't say to the guy hey , I want it to fade , it would . The guy was so bad . Yeah .

I am .

I am very emotionally attached to my hair . I'm grateful for my hair . Be grateful .

I'm not like grateful . Are you emotionally attached ?

I'm emotionally attached to my hair . I love my hair .

I thought you meant to his hair ? Are you emotionally attached to his hair ?

I like when it's long . I like when it's long Is this short or long .

This is pretty short Dude .

it's a look , it's fun , it's summer .

I'm more excited for it to grow out , for when I get that trashy , long roots , dark roots look Like mine , yeah , like you , look trashy like me .

Trashy roots . There's one if you watch Alan King , a comedian , and there's a clip that's called Survived by His Wife . He talks about all these obituaries like the guy , and he goes into the audience and makes people read these obituaries and he gets to one woman and he looks at him and goes those roots are in dead . He literally said it to her .

Those roots aren't dead . The read the shade . The read the shade . It's so shady , oh my God .

That is so funny . What did you say ? If you're not grateful for your hair , are you gonna wind up in Turkey ? In Turkey , getting them all reorganized Right that's where everybody goes to get their hair transplants .

And they're doing a great job . I'm going to them .

Yeah , I'm going to them . My cousin just did that . It looks great . He went to Turkey .

Whatever floats your boat , you know what .

It's kind of the only thing that happens to you guys .

What is you lose your hair to guys yeah , there's women that lose their hair too .

It's very very very .

I will say you're right , in that men age a little bit more gracefully than what . Yeah that , oh gosh , I'm gonna pop Wow , it's just , I just don't lemon . Cancel me . Who cares ? No , but what I'm saying is we don't have to go through menopause like that , but I would never say it hard . That they say it they get to live longer .

Nobody wants to fucking live longer , oh hard to be .

So if she's laughing I feel a

Men , when they get older and fatter , it comes like in one spot and they have a gut . And Women , it just comes all over the place sometimes no , here's the thing .

Yeah , you what . What's the thing ? No , nothing happens that sounded really Misogynist and I didn't mean for it to be that way .

That's the culture we live in . It has nothing to do with you . Just saying it doesn't mean like you're acknowledging something .

I'm more specifying menopause , like that's a fact that you , yeah , the experience that we don't , but also such a change in society , like it's considered , like older men are distinguished , like yeah , a guy with like salt and pepper Versus a woman is like , yeah , get your hair done right .

It's like oh , men are allowed to get old , they're still considered sexy , and well , do you know ?

So you're here false out today on and just like that , starring just Sarah Jessica Parker , and they're talking about being deep into their 50s and living life and having fun . And how good is this ?

season and did you hear Sarah Jessica Parker which she said about like how much shit they got for having the audacity to make a show about women who are In there , like the new version yeah until like their late 50s , early 60s .

Whatever it is I think it's giving me great . It's giving me hope a little bit , as someone who's in their 30s . I will tell you right now , I can keep having fun .

You can have , I you've got again . Having fun at 45 is when I began that's when you met me . Yeah . I you , you can , you have to choose . Choose if . If you want to have fun .

I can't wait to start having fun Just kidding , you're not having fun . No , I'm having fun , I was always having fun , though I was an animal when I was like it well , there's a difference between being like self-destructive and having fun .

No , like , for example , we went to the Beyonce concert . We're done , we leave there . We get , the bus , brings us back to where we were in Soho , and then our friends all went out till 5 30 am .

Right we went . We , by the way , could have done that , but you had to show the next day .

I had to show the next day , but I was .

I was a little bit tired .

We will . I'm gonna be my bed soon . Take a nice shower . Yummy , yummy . You know that's also fun .

That's I mean I had a moment of where I realized I Kind of like an oh , I'm getting old moment . But I kind of took it as like a growth slash where you feel you're getting old . I'm trying to finish the story , oh , go ahead .

and I was like that was so fun and nice that I just want to tie the night up in a Little ribbon now and go to bed and not let it unravel and just soak it in and I and all our friends that would call chase the Dragons tail , mm-hmm , all our friends that went out afterwards all said they had the worst time right , of course , listen , I'm doing I feel

you have to know when to leave the party , yeah 100% , but I , jackie , said that I had 100% .

I feel like I'm doing Exactly what I want to be doing .

I feel so lucky that I get to do that in work and being an in a child rearing in a motion of your up , all of us and , yes , there's nothing else

I partied so hard in my 20s and in my 30s and all I want to do now is comedy and radio and podcast and I , I don't know . I feel like .

I think I did a good mix of partying and other things in my 20s . I'm done . I don't need to go out until four .

But you did after what you wouldn't you know , let later on in life . Yeah , but in your 20s you're saying you 20s and 30s . No , I was doing right , you were doing comedy , I'm . I was partying then now .

Yeah , but you're enjoying the fruits of that now I wouldn't you ?

yeah , I didn't . I was fine and a blessed and that's God protected me from like I told you . Know , I met up when we went to fire island and I met guys that I haven't seen in 20 , 25 years . They're all in recovery , they're all , and I'm like I'm not because I didn't .

You never took the first step to need a 12 step program .

I never took . I'm too busy doing comedy .

That's good . Did you come up with that just now ?

What was that ? We never took the first step to get to . You didn't take the first step to need a 12 step program . That's right . You never went . You never developed the problem . That's right . You never were in those environments to potentially develop the problem .

Yeah , I was too busy doing comedy and that was again the choice of not drinking , right , because when you're doing comedy you look , that's a choice , can I tell you something I had .

I have cut back my drinking a lot . Last night I drank and I was functioning fully . If anything , I think it made me function a little bit better that was such an alcoholic thing to say . What no , you , sony Hall , I had . When did you drink ? I had that wine that was in the green room , oh , wine .

I was sipping on it .

Oh , I was running around , I was going up and down those stairs so many times .

You don't drink at all , right ?

No , I've seen him drink an entire bottle of whiskey and it didn't affect him a cup of that wine I've seen him drink like three Moscow mules and be trashed . When was that Trashed ? Never . When did you see Never .

Trashed In Florida .

No , no , not in Florida , we were in Connecticut .

That wasn't trashed that wasn't trashed .

Okay , it was tipsy .

That wasn't anything . That was me like laughing at us at the situation .

We were in this casino . There wasn't even any alcohol in there .

We were drinking off of drink tickets they were pouring us like .

Awful .

Yeah .

When we were .

No , modi's seen me , I mean .

We took an Airbnb in the height of the pandemic in the Hamptons with a few friends and we were just going to just still in the house With a few friends , Leo , Leo , I'm a sucker for quarantining . What was that ? That brown , miserable brown Burban Burban . And he bought this thing . It was the dead of winter .

It was freezing outside .

It was four degrees outside . We were in there and he drank this thing and nothing hit him . Nothing hit him .

It didn't work . That's the Irish jeans in me .

Yeah .

Anyway , I was firing on all cylinders last night . You were not . You were on last night . I had my fingers in everything .

Yeah , the merch .

What was going on ?

I had the merch seller , I had the videographer , I had the photographer . I was running the guest list .

I was oh , the lighting person , the lighting person , the music user , the music use for the day .

I didn't have a clipboard , do you ?

want a clipboard . No , we just need a clipboard .

I just you know what it was . Last night I was everywhere where I needed to be , just organically at the perfect time , mashiach .

Ha'am .

I was upstairs helping someone when one of our guests , jake Cohen's dad's girlfriend , came and I got to escort her in . Then Edith came , your mom . I got to switch her table because she didn't get a good table Like I was everywhere that needed to be zhuzh'd . I was there to zhuzh it and it was fine .

Mashiach Ha'am , I love you zhuzh'ing . Zhuzh'ing .

You don't have a clipboard .

He doesn't need a clipboard .

No , I have my phone he loves a clipboard , though I feel like he needs a product clipboard .

If someone could be following me with a clipboard that would be , great . If I had someone following me with a clipboard and a headset .

I could be the president of the United States . In the show . You will have somebody following you with a clipboard and headset Clipboard and headset .

As I mentioned , I was on page six and did not have to go to jail .

I guess that's the title of this episode .

Page six .

I was on page six , but make it like a thing that happened to you , like page six , apostrophe Ed . Okay , page six .

Page six . That's cute . Thank you very much for listening everybody

Bye .