¶ Intro / Opening
Well , hello , good morning , happy Friday . We made it to the weekend . Welcome , welcome . And welcome to the gent who will be a special guest this morning on the podcast . Normally we have our own podcast
¶ Birthday Morning Introduction
come out every Sunday morning called Brute Awakening , but today is his birthday and I took off of work , so I am at home . So here you go , happy birthday .
Good morning , happy birthday to me . Happy birthday to me , yes it's my birthday Glorious day . Do you feel any older ? No , uh-oh , I don't . I feel like it's just another day , except I got served coffee in bed , yeah you're gonna get breakfast too ?
oh well , all right , then I like that .
I'm gonna cater to all , to you this morning . Yeah , well , you know my breakfast consists of a piece of toast , so , but you know what ? I'm not gonna be making it . So I'm gonna love every minute of it .
Thank you , my dear , I appreciate it well , awesome , well , any kind of words of wisdom you would like to impart to the world for being another year older and wiser go out and support your local bulldogs , go dog sick and woof , woo , woof , woof .
Okay , you know . As far as wisdom goes , I think part of wisdom . People need to get out and do and learn ,
¶ Wisdom on Learning by Doing
instead of having people preach to them about what they need to do . I think we get too much of you know , all the government and everybody over here and left and right telling you this is the way you do it . This is the way you do it .
When , in essence , if you go out and do something and it burns you , you know , yeah , you know that's not to do that again , but all the people just sitting there and preaching moan about you know this is the way you gotta do it , this way , when they really have no experience on telling you how to do it .
So my experience and my wisdom would say get out and go do it and find out what's right and wrong , instead of having someone tell you what's right and wrong and pull up in the parking space all the way . That too . That too , you know , that's one of my pet peeves .
That seems like a new thing lately . It is ?
I think it is . You know , one of my pet peeves lately is pulling into the parking lot of the grocery store and people halfway in their parking space , halfway in their parking space , and you've got to delicately
¶ The Parking Space Pet Peeve
negotiate your way through the lanes of traffic into . You know , not only are you doing it , but now you know people can walk out directly into the middle of the traffic if it's a big car , because they can't see around the car , because the car's sticking too far out into the lane . So it's a danger .
But it seems like and you know , at first I thought I was the only one that was getting- that .
Also , when the car next to them wants to back out and turn , you can't because they are . So . Not only it , but you can't turn in time because the other car beside you is out .
His ass is out in the aisle , yeah , and you can't turn to get out of your parking place , exactly right , and , like I said , I thought I was one of the only . You know that was . I was the only one pissed off about this , but I pulled into space .
The other pulled into the lot the other day and there was a lady out outside her car actually taking pictures of another car . That was , you know , not even halfway into it . It was awful . But yeah , that would be my next piece of advice to 63 . Use your whole damn parking space . All right , yes , it's going to be a good day . Okay , absolutely .
Well , I don't know what else is going on . I haven't really paid attention to the news . I don't know . If you want to talk about the news . What is your ? How about this ? I'm going to put you on the spot . Okay , what's your most memorable birthday ?
Oh Lord From the past , oh good God I know I put you on the spot .
Should I put it on pause and let you think , yeah , all , okay , we had to hunt for something .
I would probably have to hunt for something too . When I turned 18 , I had an oyster roast at my house . Okay , now here's the funny part about that I had gotten in trouble
¶ Most Memorable Birthday Stories
and was grounded .
You're going to share what you got in trouble for no .
And I was not to leave the house , so I had , you know , a bunch of friends that came over and my you know , my parents were , yeah , it's your 18th birthday , you know we're not gonna let that pass , and so , you know , had an oyster roast in there .
But you know this , this is when I learned that I just I was , you know , yeah , what a what a person I was . Well , you know , we needed , we needed ice for the beer , so it's like , well , so we , I got a buddy and your parents let you drink beer .
I was 18 years old .
18 years old was the age was it ?
I , yeah , I thought it was 21 . No , in .
Georgia when I grew up 18 . Hell , I was going to the bars when I was 15 with a fake ID .
Oh , my God Shh . I mean , you know , move on , continue your story .
I'll tell you the rest of that story too .
No , we can't . We've got to keep this short , okay , ten minutes or under .
Oh well , this will be ten minutes or under , Anyway . So I hop in the car and we go up to this hotel that we know close to where we live and raid the ice bin there and get a bunch of ice and bring it back , and of course my parents were like where the hell were you ? I was just going to get some get in trouble on my 18th birthday .
So you know , we had an oyster roast . I'm grounded , I didn't care , I left anyway to go get ice to drink beer with on my 18th birthday . You know , I remember that for some reason , I remember that I was okay . Yeah , what a life . I was getting ready to leave at that point . No , but I'll tell you the short story of being 18 with a fake ID .
You mean 15 ?
Being 18 when I had a fake ID . After having a fake ID for that many years , all right , pulled into the liquor store . One night after I'd pulled we had drive-thru liquor stores Pulled to the drive-thru liquor store to get a bottle
¶ Fake ID Adventures
to go out . That night the guy , for some reason , carded me . He said can I get an ID ? And I was like yeah , because I just turned 18 and I had my driver's license . I had a driver . He looked at me . He goes , you just turned 18 ? I said yes , sir , he goes . I've been serving you for three years . I said yes , sir , he goes , be careful .
Tonight I was like thanks . So that was kind of funny .
Very good , that's my whole story , all right , so you didn't have to use your fake ID anymore .
Exactly I could use . You were using your real ID by then , but I never used my fake ID with him because he'd been selling me for three . But if I remember correctly , I was on a , I was dressed in a suit and I was going out on a date and I was pulling into the liquor store and you know , of course they're way mad .
It's like prom night or something and you're coming to get liquor . You got to be underage . I'm like , well , no , I'm not , and that was when he , that's when it hit him . He's like son of a bitch . I've been serving you for three years . Yes , sir , you have well , have a good night and be careful . Yes , sir , I will .
So anyway , that was why all right well that's funny hope you have a great day .
I'm gonna try to make it a great day for you anyway and the nfl draft is on .
so if anybody has the notion to watch that , that's entertaining . If you're a big football fan and I'm not a huge NFL fan , but I do like to see where all the college players are going and that's been entertaining so far .
Awesome . So I'm going to leave you with my question of the day , which I've already asked what is your most memorable birthday ? That is the question of the day .
Thank you for listening you didn't even tell them how old I was .
Oh , what you already did , I think yeah .
See , I don't even remember . I must be 58 .
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¶ Closing Thoughts and NFL Draft
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No dogs .
All right , love y'all , bye .