Shaving Heads and Shifting Gears

Welcome everyone . Happy weekend , Happy Saturday .

Good morning one and all . What a beautiful day .

I have a word of the day for you . You ready .

Word of the day . I'm okay .

Fatbergs , huh , fatbergs .

Fatbergs .

F-A-T-B-E-R-G-S .

Yes , are those like the icebergs that go floating along that are larger than the other ones that get made fun of by the kids ? That get made fun of by ?

the littler icebergs ? No , but it has to do with water .

Hey you fat birds .

Hey you fat birds , Are you ready ? You want to know what they are ? Yeah sure . There were thousands of mysterious black balls that washed ashore and closed a stretch of a popular Australian beaches last month and were discovered to be mini blobs of poop .

Okay .

Initially believed to be made of tar . Scientists at the University of New South Wales confirmed the sticky balls were in fact fatbergs , a revolting combination of human feces , human hair , cooking oil , chemicals , fatty acids illicit drugs and other compounds . According to reports , they smell absolutely disgusting .

Well , you know why so much doesn't come to mind , as much as from where these come from . You know I'm thinking do they dump them off of ? You know ships , or you know they say , oh , I'll just go with biodegradable , they'll go away , but the fat seems to coincide with growing with the oil which is not bio . You know water soluble and they just you know .

And are they formed before they dump them out or are they formed somehow in while they're in the ocean floating ?

around . Yeah , absolutely . I didn't finish reading the article , maybe it tells us what's the deal with a fat bird .

I don't know . But maybe the article tells us I don't know , I did not finish reading it , so I don't know . But maybe , uh , the article tells I don't know , I didn't , I did not finish reading it , so I don't know . But that's your word of the day .

I need you to use it in a sentence . All I can think of is that if the left had gotten uh elected , we would only be able to poop once a week , so we could diminish fat birds once a week oh my god , that's , so true you will no longer poop . We're not having climate change anymore . It's fat birds .

Or someone would find something like oh , this is essential to your beauty routine . You can rub fat birds all over your face .

Absolutely .

I wouldn't doubt it , absolutely , absolutely , absolutely I wouldn't doubt it , absolutely , absolutely .

You know , with the illicit drugs and the moisturizing oils from the thing you know , it not only neutralizes the bad parts of the things in your skin , but it makes your face numb so that you can't even smile .

Makes your face numb . No more wrinkles .

Yes , no more wrinkles .

You're just going to smell like crap .

Yeah , so I guess word of the day , to use it in a sentence Boy , these fries sure taste like fat birds , I don't know whatever .

I love it . But speaking of beauty , I was up a little late last night . That's my fault , I'm sorry . We were all geared up . I was all geared up to go out and party .

I was happy to do it too , but you know extenuating circumstances .

Well , we ate dinner we came up we wanted to watch Gutfeld . And then I knew I kind of knew if we came up here to watch Gutfeld that would probably be the end of it , because about 930 , you were out .

Well , I also had to up my medication and I think that had something to do with it . But you know , that is generally a time that I will kind of nod off and then after I nod off I usually stay awake . But after I nodded off last night I nodded off and went to sleep .

Yeah , you were out of it .

Yeah , that's not normal , so I stayed over here .

So I'm sorry and I already had like two cups of coffee in me , so I was over here scrolling .

And I had three cups of coffee too . So you know .

Anyway , go ahead . You were scrolling , so I started scrolling through Twitter and I wish I hadn't , and then I started looking for it on purpose . Was the or the was ? Were , whatever you say ? The liberal progressive women who are shaving their heads in protest of Donald Trump ? Now that's whatever . I don't care , because to me , they're really not doing anything .

Now you look hideous and you're because you're bald .

If you're a and if you're a bald lady , then you are then you're a left-leaning liberal and I mean one person said now , if you're out and about and you see a bald woman , stay away from her . She's unhinged and unstable and blah blah . Now you know who to stay away from , yeah .

Well , this too shall pass . That's going to be one of those things that's going to be very short-lived . And again , it's on social media . So we've got to realize too , just how many people aren't on social media . You know there . Realize too just how many people aren't on social media , you know there are a lot of people that aren't on there .

I know and I could almost take the unhinged crazy part , but the part where the beauty standards , where they're calling them ugly now because they're bald , because they have no hair .

Yeah , they were ugly before they cut shave their heads .

I know that , but the people on the right are know that , but I'm just saying but the right , the people on the right , are saying that it just pisses me off Now . I've never , ever been embarrassed to go out in public and being with my bald-headed , maga-loving self , but I will be now . I'm embarrassed now to go out .

We're just going to have to get you a shirt .

I got me a MAGA hat .

But then you're covering up your bald head . That's true .

I don't know . They want to have BITCH on it well , that's the whole thing .

It's like you know . Maga QUEEN no , it's MAGA comma BITCH oh , okay not , I'm a MAGA BITCH it's MAGA BITCH saying you know , you got something to say about it , you know , anyway , that's what I like . I like that it's kind of F with me because I'm MAGA .

Yeah , but a lot of people wouldn't understand that . They would think MAGA bitch , not MAGA comma bitch .

Yeah , that's true . Not only do we have to deal with people who are ignorant , but we have to deal with people who are ignorant . No , I like this better . That's a shirt . Yeah , not only do I have to deal with ignorant people , I have to deal with people who are ignorant . I like that one .

It'll just give me the opportunity . If somebody ever says anything to me about it , I can just fucking go off on them .

Absolutely . I think we were driving down the road the other day and you know you said something about I don't want to get into a confrontation . You know I said , and I looked at you and said I don't worry about it , you can take them , I'll just sit in the car while you wait until you're done so anyway , that's yeah .

Oh , you say it's like it's no big deal to not worry about it , but I'm the one that's bald and have to go out there and see these people . I understand Whatever , but luckily .

I'll always love you Luckily .

I think you're beautiful . Luckily , we don't go out anywhere . We go to work and come home , or I go to work and come home .

How was dinner last ?

night . It was delicious . Yeah , I thought it was pretty good too . Are you trying to insinuate Nothing ? Because I said we don't go ? I don't mean like this weekend , I meant in general , when we're on our regular routine and we enjoy our lives .

We do , of course I'm not saying we don't Absolutely . We got big , big we're going to .

Let's see , we're coming back over here for oh , you know what we're doing for my birthday we're going to go see Greg Gutfeld .

We are going to go see Greg Gutfeld . Looking forward to that .

That's a ways off , though .

Yeah , it is , it is , it is . What else do you have on your mind today ?

That was it , that's it , that's it All right .

What are we going to do today ?

Get massages .

Yeah .

I got to write yeah , watch the games .

Yeah , what are we going to do ? We're going to go down to the sports book . We're going to go down to the sports book .

That's always fun , we're going to watch games . I thought about taking my computer . Do you think they'd let me take my computer ?

Yeah , absolutely . There's guys that sit down there in the sports book with their computers thinking that they're going to get an edge on the games .

I've never seen anybody do that . I figured if they let you take your phone , they should let you take your computer . The funny part about it is , I was thinking you know I'm going to get an edge .

I'm going to get an edge , whatever dude .

So how .

Flip a coin . Flip a coin , that's your best guess .

So Georgia plays Ole Miss .

Ole Miss today , yes , and how is that ?

How do you think that's going to turn out ?

Georgia's going to kick their ass 100% .

It's Ole Miss .

Pretty good it's going to be a good game . It's a very close . The bookmakers have it . Georgia is a two-and-a-half point favorite . But you never know , they're playing at Ole Miss today in Oxford , so Oxford should give them a little advantage . But we shall see . We shall see .

We are in Ole Miss territory , aren't we ?

Yeah , we're somewhere near there . Yeah , I wouldn't call this so much Ole Miss territory . This is more Memphis Memphis State . You'd see more people pulling from Memphis and Memphis State around this area .

It'll still be fun . I doubt that I'll take my computer out . I don't know that they have good Wi-Fi down there . I'll probably end up taking a nap down there .

In that part of the sportsbook ? No , they don't have it . I remember you'd have to log on to the Caesars thing for them . But you know we'll see . Yeah , you can take a nap . I know you You'll be wide awake checking it all out and you know if we need to come back up here and let you take a nap , we can definitely do that , sweetheart .

I can come back .

I'm all for it . All right , going with which way the wind carries us .

Well , do you have a question of the day ? All right , the gent has the question of the day .

I was just thinking about this because I saw , you know , thinking about the EMPs and movies and all this kind of stuff . And here's my question . And for us who are of the age will understand this If all of a sudden you had to jump into a car and it was a manual , could you still drive it ?

I could , but our kids could not .

I could absolutely do it , and I think Tyler could . I think Tyler could . Yeah , Because I think he's had to drive some golf course equipment that were manual , but I'm not sure Gracie's ever been part of that . But yes , I definitely could do it .

Yeah , the sad part is there are none of those around anymore . You can't go out and buy them .

No , there are not too many . I think you can order them , but I don't think you can buy them anymore unless it's , you know , one of the race cars , some of the race cars that don't have , but still a lot of them have . You know , the manual transmissions on the , you know , switch . They're manual but they're electronic manual , you know , like the BMW .

Yeah , that I could never figure out .

You know you can switch it to manual but it will release at a certain RPM . But you can hold it to where it'll go up a little higher , like if you put it in . You know your sports controls , you know it'll hold its RPMs a little higher but it's not true .

That's not the same . It's not true . You know , let me shove the clutch in before I do this and if I don't have the clutch , I'm going to grind them .

What is it ? Can't find them . Grind them .

Yeah , I don't know why they stopped making those , because people were idiots and didn't know how to drive them .

Oh . So let's bow to the idiots and let's create this technology that has more parts in it so we can up the cost . And then of course , you know , if we up the cost , then we can . You know anyway , you know the progression after that . But the lighthearted part is could you still drive a manual transmission ? I could .

I actually bought a car in my younger days , Bought it it was an automatic , I mean it was a manual transmission . Had no idea how to drive it , but I bought it . The guy I was dating at the time had to drive it off the lot for me and teach me how to use it .

Oh , my goodness me . You know what ? Because it was probably less expensive , probably . Yeah , we got this manual over here . You don't want it because it's less expensive . That's the one I want . Have you ever driven one ?

No , Okey dokey , all right . Well , thank you for listening .

Have a great day , go Dawgs .

Yay Go Dawgs .