¶ Intro / Opening
Well , hello , good morning , welcome one and all . I have four little ditties for you this morning . Lighthearted , easygoing sort of things . I have some advice in this heat wave , if you are in
¶ Morning Introduction & Heat Wave Warnings
the band of the heat wave , do not take cold showers , okay . Here's why taking a cold shower during a heat wave is incredibly dangerous . From the New York Post , of course . That's where I get most of my stories from is from the New York Post .
The dog days of summer are here and New York City is currently experiencing a scorching heat wave , with temperatures reaching well into the hundreds . Same here , it's not just New York .
So when taking a chilly shower , blood vessels near your skin constrict , which reduces blood flow to certain areas , causing your body to hold heat in and around your organs , something you don't want to happen . And if the water temp in your shower is borderline freezing , a domino effect happens .
Your body goes into cold shock response , which causes the skin's blood vessels to rapidly constrict , which then increases your blood pressure . Since the heart has to work in overtime mode , explained by the conversation , I don't even know what that is .
This is a bad news for people with heart conditions , although it's rare , the shocking difference in body temperature going from hot to cold can cause an irregular heartbeat and , worst case scenario scenario , lead to death . But before panic sets in , jumping into a mildly cold pool , shower or bath won't kill you .
Just be careful not to bring the water to a freezing temp . Who does that anyway ? Who gets in a first of all ? Can you even get your tap water to freezing ? No , okay , moving on . So I don't know how to feel about this next story , dallas , speaking of cold showers . Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders how much do they make ?
They're breaking down their 400% salary increase . I don't think Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders is a lifelong
¶ Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders' Salary Debate
career . Obviously it's not something they do full time . From what I understand this is from actually page 6 , which is a section in the New York Post the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders received a 400% salary increase from the NFL after fighting tooth and nail for a livable wage .
That's not meant the Dallas Cowboys cowboy cheerleaders any cheerleader is not meant to be a livable wage . It's meant if you're doing this part-time , it's not a career ladies . Uh , I don't think . Anyway , it's a stepping stone into other things . You need to have a regular career first , but I guess you can . I guess now they are okay .
Battle which has been documented in the second season of their Netflix series . So they have a Netflix series . America's Sweethearts , dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders will go into effect in the upcoming 2025 NFL . This is just bullshit , if you ask me . Plus , they're bitching . They don't have healthcare . It's not a freaking full-time job .
Women ladies , go get a regular job like everybody else . That's all I'm going to say about that . You can go finish reading that . It's on my X-File . They just pissed me off . All right . Hunter Biden sued for over $50,000 in unpaid legal bills , including his Delaware gun case . The boy is not paying his bills his , his law , his lawyer .
He's not paying his lawyers . What happened to
¶ Hunter Biden's Unpaid Legal Bills
all that money that he made from his art ? Daddy's not paying the bills anymore , apparently . I think Biden Inc is broke . They are broke . Nobody wants to hear Joe Biden in his speeches . I don't know if any books are being . I don't know . I think Joe Biden might be writing a book .
I'm not sure Hunter Biden owes his law firm that represented him in the federal investigations over $50,000 . You can go finish reading that . I don't know that I want to get into it . I just think it's hilarious that he has not paid his bills . How about that ? Is it surprising to you , though . No , all right , this next story , this next and my last story .
Men , young men , please don't do this . I don't know that . The , the , the links that people will go to change their appearance just astounds
¶ The Controversial Leg Lengthening Surgery
me . And this is leg lengthening . I didn't think this was a real thing . I had to look it up . I thought this was just something on a TV show . No , this is real . Leg lengthening surgery from materialists which is a TV show is real . Here's why patients drop thousands on the Frankenstein procedure . Please don't do this .
Just reading the story made my legs hurt . All right , the love . Lorne sure will go to great lengths for a date . In the new romantic drama Materialists starring Dakota Johnson , pedro Pascal and Chris Evans , there's conversation around what constitutes a so-called perfect man to date .
Johnson's matchmaker character , lucy , describes Pascal's statuesque character , harry , as a unicorn , good-looking , rich and six feet tall At least now he is . Later on in the movie spoiler alert Lucy discovers Harry was a five foot six before he underwent leg lengthening surgery , leaving his legs full of scars .
Limb lengthening is a procedure that gradually lengthens the bones in the arms or legs over a course of several months . What's a couple of inches ? Lucy says to a client shining a light on the superficial aspect of judging a person by their height .
The surgery involves breaking the femur and or tibia , inserting rods and turning the rods by up to one millimeter per day as new bone fills in the gap , according to the international center for limb lengtheningengthening . Uh-uh , no , sir , I don't trust this at all . No , you could break your legs so easily after that .
The surgery can add up to six inches in height , though most patients gain two or three inches . Which is recommended lengthening Because it's considered cosmetic surgery surgery . It's not typically covered by health insurance . Other yet sex changes are . That's bullshit . Sex changes should not be covered under . All right , I'm sorry I lost . I just this is crazy .
In the us , bilateral femoral lengthening can sometimes cost more than 120 000 , while tib bilateral femoral lengthening can sometimes cost more than $120,000 , while tibia and femoral lengthening combined can cost in excess of $250,000 . Wow , please don't do this men . Please don't do this , don't . Oh , that just sounds so painful I wouldn't . Well , I don't know .
There's got to be other complications to this too . All right , that's all I've got for you today . We need to move on to the question of the day . Okay , how about this for a good question of the day . With the dog days of summer coming up , which are upon us right now , actually , and with the spirit of keeping cool during
¶ Question of the Day: Summer Mocktails
this heat wave that we're experiencing , what is a good , refreshing , cold beverage to have ? What besides ice water and beer ? Beer's not really good because it'll dehydrate you , but in order to keep cool , like what kind of mocktail would you create ? Non-alcoholic ? Um , like just good old-fashioned sweet tea , iced tea ?
I mean , give me your , give me a good mocktail , a good cold , refreshing mocktail . Be creative . Uh , all right , I gotta go . Thanks for listening . I appreciate y'all . Love y'all bye .
