¶ Weekly Update and Introduction
Wow , I think this week's gone by pretty fast . It's Wednesday already . I thought it was thinking it was Tuesday , but it's Wednesday . That's good . Um , all right , I really don't have anything too exciting for you today . I have three stories here . I'll start with the worst and we'll go then . We'll go to the most lighthearted one .
This one is a DOJ Department of Justice employee charged with capital murder after spiking pregnant girlfriend's coffee with abortion pills . Oh , my goodness , okay . So here we go . Employee secretly spiked his pregnant girlfriend's drink with an abortion drug to induce a miscarriage without her knowledge . According to cops , justin Anthony Banta
¶ DOJ Employee's Abortion Pills Murder
is his name . He's 38 years old , who works in the IT department of the Department of Justice , is charged with capital murder in Parker County , texas , for allegedly putting Plan C abortion drugs in his pregnant girlfriend's coffee . The couple found out about the pregnancy in September of 2024 , with the unidentified woman refusing I'm sorry , refusing the DOG .
She refused the Department of Justice employee's offer to terminate the pregnancy with Plan C pills he would purchase online . Banta's girlfriend was happily six weeks pregnant when she had a sonogram on October 17th that revealed a strong heartbeat and a good vital signs .
Later that same day she met with IT specialists at a coffee shop , quickly suspecting that Banta had spiked her drink with the Plan C abortion-inducing pills without her consent . How did she know that and , first of all , why would she ? If she has any kind of suspicion about this guy , why would she go meet him for coffee ? Why would she suspect he so ?
Unless it happened , unless you suspect it all afterwards , I don't know . The following day , the woman went to the emergency room with extreme bleeding and lost the pregnancy . Later , reporting the incident to police , banta was interviewed by the PCSO , preventing them from gathering crucial evidence . Well , there you go . I don't know , let's see , let's see .
Did it say what kind of punishment he's going to see ? It was not clear what sort of punishment banta faces on the capital murder charges . However , capital murder is the only death penalty eligible charge in Texas . Well , they need to find him guilty first before they do anything . All right , next up we're going to talk about Trump orders .
Return to old Confederate linked names for seven army sites . Good , good , let's change everything back . Can we bring the statues back to , please , for our history preservation . Old Confederate-linked names for seven Army sites Good , good , let's change everything back . Can we bring the statues back too , please , for our history preservation
¶ Trump Restores Confederate Army Base Names
. So this is from MilitaryTimescom , actually not the New York Post .
President Donald Trump on Tuesday announced plans to revert the designations of seven Army installations previously named for Confederate fighters , nations of seven army installations previously named for Confederate fighters , but service officials emphasize the namesakes will now honor different military individuals . Okay , well , let's go through them , shall we Real quick ?
Fort Pickett in Virginia , briefly renamed Fort Barefoot , oh lord will now honor Distinguished Service Cross Recipients , first Lieutenant Vernon W Pickett , who served during World War II . So now , okay , fort Pickett , there you go .
Fort Hood in Texas , briefly renamed Fort Cavazos , will now honor Distinguished Service Cross Recipient , colonel Robert B Hood , who served during World War I . Fort Gordon in Georgia , briefly renamed Fort Eisenhower , will now commemorate Medal of Honor recipient Master Sergeant Gary I Gordon , recognized for valor during the Battle of Mogadishu .
Fort Lee in Virginia , briefly renamed greg adams , will now commemorate medal of honor recipient private fitz lee , who served during the spanish-american war . We have three more to go through fort port . Fort polk in louisiana , previously renamed fort johnson , will now honor silver star recipient general james h Polk , who served in World War II .
Fort Rucker in Alabama , briefly renamed Fort Novosel , and I promise you , nobody called it . That will now honor Distinguished Service Cross recipient Captain Edward W Rucker , who served during World War I .
Who served during World War I , and Fort Anderson , Penn Hill in Virginia , formerly known as Fort AP Hill and Fort Walker , will now commemorate Medal of Honor recipients Lieutenant Colonel Edward Hill , first Sergeant Robert A Penn and Private Bruce Anderson , all of whom served in the Civil War . Okay , we have to have three names for one army installation .
Okay , trump resisted calls to change the base names away from Confederate fighters during his first term in office , arguing that the emotional and community links to the names made them sacred in the eyes of service members . Well , all right . There's that , all right .
My last thing is what is the deal with women in their sixties trying to strip naked and be sexy ? Megan Kelly had a good spot on her show yesterday about this .
¶ Aging Celebrities and Inappropriate Exposure
She was talking about JLo , who who is ? It was somewhere showing off her vag , her side pubes or whatever . Sorry fellas , I know I'm getting a little graphic . I don't know what picture she was talking about . I don't know what event she was talking about , but I believe it was probably something else . That's for sure , because she also talked about another star .
I forget who it was Me , I don't know if it was Rhiannon , no , some other person I don't know Was at the Met Gala thing and she was also showing off her vag in these skimpy outfits .
And Megan kind of related it to Sensory from Kanye West's wife , sensory , who walks around practically naked all the time and she's claiming now that all these women in their 60s have decided to . Heidi Klum is doing it . All these women who are 50 , 60 or you know , are deciding . You know , look , I still need to be looked at upon like a sex pot .
So here's , look at me . I'm half , I'm half naked . What is nobody wants to see that , nobody . Well , maybe some do , but not really . All right , so here we go with this story elizabeth hurley , who I don't know if you've known or not who's decided to hook up with Billy Ray Cyrus such a weird combo .
Elizabeth Hurley strips down for 60th birthday , celebrates being in love with Billy Ray Cyrus . What has happened to Elizabeth Hurley ? The Austin Power star shared a photo in her birthday suit on Instagram Tuesday while reflecting on her career . I need to send this to Megyn Kelly . What ?
I'm sorry , but these women okay , these women who strip like this who they get with the most nastiest , most filthiest looking scoundrels out there . Billy Ray Cyrus looks gross and disgusting , so does Sean Diddy , so does Kanye West . They all look icky , if you know what I'm saying . They look nasty like they're dirty all the time . Gross , gross , that is .
No , they are not attractive at all , not even a little bit . So what is the deal with these women doing this ? Are they falling under some kind of spell ? I don't know . It's disgusting . So there's that story out there , all these women in their 60s are deciding that you know , I'm going to wear skimpy outfits , practically just stripped naked for the camera .
And look at me , look at me . I hope that I am able to age gracefully . In fact , I think I'm going to make it a goal , a purpose . And what is the word I'm looking for ? Purposeful ? I'm not sure what the word I'm looking for is An on-purpose effort to age gracefully , meaning I'm going to conscious effort . Maybe is what I'm thinking . I don't know .
You know what I'm trying to say , um , about aging gracefully and maybe hopefully passing on some wisdom to the youth coming up , I don't know , as gracefully as a hillbilly can . Grace , can , can , can do . Anyway , all right , we need to move on to the question of the day .
This is going to be hilarious , I think I hope , because by the time you guys listen to the podcast and you retweet it with your quotes and your , your out of context quotes and and you , when you answer
¶ Question of the Day
the question of the day , I usually forget what , what um question I put out there . So this is going to be hilarious . What is the funniest insult you can come up with or that you've used before in the past ? So when I see these retweets out there , you have these funny insults I'm going to be like what the hell did I do ?
It's going to be hilarious because I'm going to forget , probably about the question of the day . All right , I've got to go . Thanks for listening . I hope you have a great day . Love y'all . Bye .
