Can Dave Portnoy Outrun Elon Musk? Comedy Meets Controversy

Remember I think it was Friday that I started my little feminism rant and it got too long and I said I would finish it . And so today I'm going to finish that , and we also have the question of the day . All right , we're going to start with Casey Anthony . A little bit more of a serious subject .

First , casey Anthony joins TikTok to announce new career as legal advocate . What in the hell does that even mean ? Do you all remember her Florida mother , acquitted of killing her only child , says she'll advocate for my daughter and promotes Substack . But here's the thing she is anti-Trump , she hates Trump . She's advocating for the LBGTQ group .

Why , I have no idea . Idea , because that's the thing to do if you want to be embraced on any kind of social media . You got to join that crowd .

Apparently , casey anthony and the florida mother controversially acquitted of killing her only child , kaylee , in one of the state's most notorious murder cases more than a decade ago , has launched a new career as a legal advocate .

Anthony , who failed to report the disappearance of her two-year-old daughter , kaylee , for months in 2008 , while she was out partying , appeared on TikTok over the weekend advertising her new role , in which she said she would be a proponent for the LGBTQ community and women's rights . No , honey , no , I don't need you talking about women's rights for me .

No , no , no . You are the wrong person for that . Nobody , and I think everybody can agree on this , even Democrats and liberals , even maybe the LGBTQ LGBT community . They don't want you either , I'm sure . Hopefully , they don't want you . I think we can all come together on this . Go back , crawl back in the hole from whence you came .

Nobody wants to hear from you , casey . No , no , ma'am , bye , bye , felicia . Okay , we're moving on to the next story , the Dave Portnoy . I think he's a little butthurt about Elon . I think he's a little gel , gel jealous . So Barstool's Dave Portnoy calls out Elon Musk over Tesla stock drop . All he cares about right now is Doge .

Well , he's part of the crew that is helping to save America , dave , what are you ? You eating pizza out there ? Now , I know he did the one bite pizza thing to help the small businesses back when COVID hit , and that was a good thing , and I I like Dave , I really do , but sometimes he comes off like a little bitch .

And now what I'm going to read to you is from the New York Post . I part of me almost tends to agree with him about this , but then again , let's just read it . Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy Ray I'm not gonna read the whole thing raised concerns over whether Elon Musk can run Tesla while slashing costs at the US government .

As the head of DOGE , the Department of Government Efficiency , during a Friday appearance on Fox's Varney and Company , portnoy said he is entitled to ask , given the massive drop in the company's stock during the past month . Yeah , okay , you can ask . Certainly you're entitled to that , or you have the right to ask whatever .

Portnoy also claimed he was asked to join . Oh , this is interesting . Portnoy also claimed he was asked to join President Donald Trump's Department of Commerce under the condition he would stop running Barstool Sports . Now , whether that's true or not , who knows , maybe he's a little jell-jell now that he turned it down . If it's true , all right .

Portnoy quickly added , however , that they don't follow through , whatever that means , instead , he did not know if the offer was serious . If I had said yes , well , why didn't you investigate it a little further ? You're supposed to be this hellified businessman . Portnoy didn't immediately respond to a request for comment from the Post on the job offer claim .

Portnoy connected the job offer to concerns about Musk's ability to hold two major positions at once . I think he's doing just fine . If you're running a company , it's tough to run government , it would seem . Well , that's why they didn't ask you to do it .

Dave Portnoy said it could be a coincidence the stock was down 25% since he started Doge , but reiterated that he thinks shareholders have the right to ask Musk about his abilities to run both Doge and Tesla . Well , yeah , sure , why not Go ahead and ask him ? Maybe put it in an email your five things you got done last week ?

He says I like doge , I like that they're , I like what they're doing . But let me tell you this if you're going to send emails to federal workers and say what have you done for the last five days , I think tesla shareholders are entitled to ask their ceo , elon mus what have you done for Tesla the last five days ? Okay , ask him , he'll tell you .

I mean , seemingly all he cares about right now is Doge Portnoy said . Well , it kind of is the most important thing right now . I think we need to cut this government down a lot . Anyway , you can go finish reading that . It's at the New York Post . What are your thoughts on that ?

And my question of the day before we get to the other part , I'm going to go ahead and ask it now is this If you could put Dave Portnoy in charge of a government department , what would you put him in charge of ? That is the question of the day . I think it's a good one . I don't know what I would put him in charge of .

I don't know , but I want your thoughts on that . What would Dave Portnoy ? Maybe the Small Business Administration , although we already have somebody there which I think I don't know about her . I don't know how I feel about her . I forget her name right now , but she's one of those . You know , barbie doll cut out looking women like Christy Nome .

They all look alike . Now , I forget her name . I forget her name , but you know who she is when you see her . Maybe I put him in charge of the Small Business Administration . Okay , all right , now I'm going to go on to my equality , what I think equality means , and let me go over here to my little notes . Because , all right , what is equality ?

Because I wrote it up . Notes . Because , all right , what is equality ? Because I wrote it up . I'm using the word gender here for a purpose . We'll get to that reason in a second , but first this is what I did Google what equality , what Google thought equality was , and a lot of it came up with gender equality , the word gender .

So I am using their words and I'll get to the and I'll get to the difference here in a minute . I'm using their terminology , first with gender . Gender equality refers to the state in which individuals of all genders have equal rights , responsibilities and opportunities .

It means that the gender of a person does not determine their access to resources , opportunities or decision-making power . Here are some key aspects of what gender equality encompasses . Now I'm going to stop there and tell you that they should take out the word gender and replace it with sex , because there are only two sexes male and female .

Gender is a made-up term by psychologists and all this stuff to to include all of these fetishes . Now that people are displaying publicly all right , number one equal opportunities . Ensuring that everyone has the same chances to pursue education , employment and leadership positions , regardless of their gender , sex and I agree with that , of , of course .

Here we go Equal pay , addressing the wage gap between men and women . Ensuring that individuals receive equal compensation for work of equal value . There's the key word equal value .

Now , if I go into a job right out of college or with maybe hardly any experience whatsoever let's just say I'm a mechanic , I go into a garage as a woman , I don't have a whole lot of experience I don't expect to make the same amount of money that a man who has been there for 20 years is making . No , that is not what we're talking about here .

You have to earn your way up , and that's why it says of equal value . Number three rights and protections Guaranteeing that laws and policies protect individuals from discrimination and violence based on gender , sex . Number four representation .

Number four representation striving for equal representation of all genders in political , economic and social spheres , including leadership roles in government and business . I think I could be wrong , but I think we're there . We're there , we've come a long way . We're equal . Okay , number five there's two more , I think .

Yeah , five Shared responsibilities Promoting the idea that caregiving and household responsibilities should be shared equally among all genders , challenging traditional gender roles . I don't know how I feel about this . I think this is stupid . I don't think that should be in there . You do what you do . Every family is different , for instance my family .

I go to work , I provide the insurance for our family . The gent has already worked . He's up to an age now where he can retire and stay at home . He stays at home and guess what he does , since he's home all day . He does the cooking , the cleaning , the laundry , so you know whatever . And I come home , he treats me like a damn queen , all right .

Moving on to number six , cultural change . Addressing societal norms and stereotypes that perpetuate inequality , fostering an environment where all individuals are valued and respected , regardless of their sex . Finally , they use the word sex . Here's the thing about sex and females .

Just because you're a female doesn't mean that you have to go out there , wear a dress and high heels , makeup and long hair and be feminine . There are females out there that are not feminine , and that's okay . It doesn't make them any less of a woman . That's the thing . It doesn't make them a man , okay . There's where the confusion .

It doesn't make them a man . Okay , there's where the confusion is for a lot of people . Ultimately , gender equality is about creating a society where everyone has the freedom to pursue their goals and aspirations . Here's the thing . We're in America . We already have that . It's in the Constitution or whatever Right we have . We're all it's there . It's done .

Maybe I'm not thinking of the Constitution , maybe I'm thinking of a different document , but you know what I'm saying Aspirations , without being hindered by gender-based discrimination or bias . It recognizes that empowering individuals of all genders sexes , two sexes benefits society as a whole , leading to greater social economic progress . Do you see what they're doing here ?

By using the term gender , they're trying to make you think that there are more than one , more than two sexes male and female . They're trying to think what does that mean ? Why does AI use the term gender ?

The terms gender and sex are often used interchangeably in everyday conversation , but they have distinct meanings in social science and activism , which can lead to some confusion . Here we go . You ready for this ? I hope you're sticking around . Sex typically refers to the biological differences between males and females , such as reproductive organs , chromosomes and hormones .

It is generally understood as a binary concept based on physical characteristics . Gender , on the other hand , refers to the roles , behaviors , activities and expectations that society considers appropriate for men , women and non-binary individuals . See what I'm saying here . This is bullshit . Right here .

This is something that the psychiatrists have drummed up to make a whole nother form of doctorism . I don't even know if that's the right term . Gender is more about social and cultural identity , and it acknowledges that these identities can be fluid , no , and vary across different cultures and contexts .

Again , if you're a female and you tend to like to race cars , play outside , work with your hands , get dirty , that doesn't make you any less of a female . Okay , same thing with men . There may be men that may be a little bit lighter in their loafers . They're still a man . They're still male . So gender is more .

I already said that using gender in discussions about equality often reflects an understanding that issues of rights , representation and social roles are not just about biological differences , but also about how those differences are perceived and treated in society . No , we're over all of that .

Many contemporary discussions focus on gender to address the complexities of identity beyond the binary framework of sex , recognizing the experiences of transgender and non-binary individuals . No , no , no , no . That said , there are certainly contexts where the term sex is appropriate , especially in discussions strictly related to biological differences .

The choice between sex , between gender and sex , can depend on the specific focus on the conversation and the nuances involved . No , I disagree . So there you have it , and the Democrats voted down a bill in Senate to protect girls and women in sports . They want the men to play against women in sports . Damned fools , every last one of them .

All right , that's all I've got . I've went too long . I've gone too long . I hope you have a great day . Thanks for listening . Love y'all . Bye .