Hello and good morning . Happy Sunday or happy day after Saturday , after college football weirdness . What do you think ?
Happy Saturday . Good morning one and all . It's a beautiful day . That was weird , okay . College football I guess we're going to talk about it . Yeah , college football , I guess we're going to talk about it . Yeah , why not ? It was kind of a strange day , you're right , it was kind of weird .
There were not a whole lot of big time routes amongst the big teams . I guess is what the best way to put it ? You know you had a few teams that tex , texas won pretty big , but Oklahoma's not really proving to be much and they're all hurt , hurt , hurt , hurt .
Clemson had a big game , but you know it was Wake Forest and you know that's not that big a deal . But all the top teams seem to have really close games . Now , ohio State and Oregon was close because you know they're number two and three teams , so that should have been close .
But it seems like and I don't know if you think about it in this way we've been yelling and screaming about NIL , how all the top teams are supposed to be really good and it's going to diminish the smaller teams . And I guess to a degree we still have that .
But it seems like really good and it's going to diminish the smaller teams and I guess to a degree we still have that . But it seems like it's almost like I've been talking about how all these college sports are becoming professional sports and there's a lot of parody in it . A lot of the teams that were supposed to really blow out other teams yesterday didn't .
They were very close games . Vanderbilt won again . So that kind of makes Alabama's loss to Vanderbilt not as bad . But still , alabama lost to Vanderbilt . I'm sorry .
Who did Vanderbilt play yesterday ?
Vanderbilt played Kentucky and Kentucky was supposed to be a really , really good team this year and they have played some really good football . They've played some really close games Against some really good teams , but still Vanderbilt shouldn't beat Kentucky , but they did , so Seems like there's a little bit more parity , you know , coming in to play .
So it was an interesting day . I think there's going to be a lot of , a lot of I hate to use the word interesting again . I think there are going to be a lot of interesting things and a lot of surprises that come up as we go into the rest of the football season .
Yeah , but you're calling it pretty good because you're doing really good on your football pool .
Well , yeah , I am leading my football pool . I didn't mention that she brought it up . But yes , I am leading . Now I don't want to jinx myself because we've still got a long way to go , but yes , I'm leading . So that's kind of a good thing . That's kind of a good thing and I was leading .
I've been leading for three or four weeks , but this week I actually increased my margin over the guy who's in second place . So you know , anytime you increase your margin over the field , you're doing well . So yeah , that's what we're doing .
Okay , yeah , and that was our sports segment for today . We have to keep the episode short and therefore we are going to go on with a deer abbey . All right , this is one of these . I've scanned over already . I think it's a made-up one .
Okay .
All right , ready . Here we go . Dear Abby , my wife and I are both in our mid-50s . Due to a medical issue she has , we rarely have sex . I don't really think about it very often anymore . Meanwhile I have a friend , edie . We have been friends for a good few years now . I met her in my side job as a handyman . She's in her 80s .
My wife has met Edie and calls her my girlfriend in a joking manner . At least I think so . From time to time Edie would drop little sexual remarks which at first I never noticed . When I recognized them , I never really thought much about them . One day recently Edie was having a bad day and was crying about wanting to feel alive .
One thing led to another and we wound up having sex . Now she has awakened and always wants to engage in sex when I see her . Until now I never cheated on my wife in all the years we have been married and it weighs on my mind heavily . I love my wife and don't want to lose her or the relationship we have .
I also don't want to ruin the relationship I have with Edie , if that's possible , who is just a good friend and nothing more . Edie's health is starting to get a little touchy and , per her family history , she will only have a few more years . She doesn't really have many friends or family to spend time with her .
Can I keep my wife and my friendship with Edie ? Please give me some good advice as I struggle with what to do . I think this is so messed up . I think it's fake .
What do you think ? I think it's absolutely fake .
Somebody typed in to chat GPT or whatever . Give us a story about blah , blah , blah .
Oh my gosh , yeah , that's . That's come on , man . You know I was . I was really believing it right up to the time where he said , because of the family history , she's only got a few years . She's 85 years old , 80 , 80 something years old , but still that's beyond well , he lost me when he said she was having a bad day yeah , I said , that's what I said .
That's beyond the point . Oh , I'm having a bad day . Well , other than you let's have sex .
Sex , yeah , and now she's awakened yeah , okay sure all right , let's see what dear abby has to say .
My advice first would be no , you can't have both and you're just not going to stay away from the cans . He hates those cans . Stay away from the 85-year-old I'm sorry that's 80-year-old . That's just not right .
All right , dear husband slash friend , wake up . I have news for you . Since you started servicing Edie , she has become something other than a good friend and you have become , in a sense , her boy toy . If you love your wife , stop the burgeoning affair now , before it blows out of control and your wife finds out .
If you allow this to continue , your wife will be hurt and chances are good that your marriage will be destroyed . No kidding . Well , there you have it . All right . We need a question of the day . That was a duh . All right , the gent has the question of the day I thought you were going to do it . No , you do it . What do I need to ?
do you do it ? Are we doing it once on or ?
No , you ask it .
Okay . Well , I'm going to do it this way instead of that way , Okay . What's on your baked potato . I can just leave it at that . Or you can say I , particularly . I'm a simple person . I like to put butter and salt , little pepper on mine . Occasionally I'll go for the loaded baked potato , but traditionally I just like butter . What about cheese ?
I just love that in my younger days I liked all of it . I liked the cheese , the sour cream , the bacon , the chives , all of it . And you remember Wendy's used to serve those baked potatoes , those different style of baked potatoes . Yeah , I remember that my favorite was the melted cheese and broccoli . Oh yeah , I loved that baked potato .
But now that I'm older I'm like you Just salt and pepper and some butter , Occasionally maybe some sour cream , and I'll second that baked potato . Do you eat the skin or just the potato I eat ?
all of it , absolutely eat skin Depends on the meal . But yeah , if given choice and I have enough room , I'll eat the skin Absolutely , absolutely . All right , there you go .
All right . Thanks for listening .
Have a great day . Good all .