Americarnage #28: Wanna Fight?

The boys gear up for the big game at Wembley by planning the first ever Americarnage Royal Rumble. Pride will be dented, faces will be smashed and only one man will emerge victorious... He's called Mike Carlson.

In other news: Mr Carlson goes to Parliament; the Dream Team in Dreamland; Carson Palmer gets raided; Rex Grosman - when bad quarterbacks go back; Schwarz and Harbaugh fight to the death; hitting is back in MLB (Hollywood thinks so anyway); Laura Bush - Super Fan; will the Cards make Nat a mint?; the Bruins are still celebrating, months later; the Lightning's super dangerous lightning machine; how to knock someone out gracefully; who would win in a fight out of two limeys and a yank?; corrections and clarifications; the ballad of Ashton Kutcher; mailbag; two games that don't quite work and much, much more...