Almost There

A bi-weekly podcast featuring two 30-Somethings who were awkward teens and now proud awkward adults. We contribute to our 401ks but still laugh at fart jokes. We have to YouTube 20yos for makeup tips but have self-imposed 9pm curfews. We discuss topics that affect normal people and have a few laughs at it. For everyone on the way to figuring out this "grown up" and are almost there but not quite yet. Let’s get weird and old together! Find us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/almosttherepodcast

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Episodes

S2.Ep.2 Irrational childhood fears

Spiders? Ghosts? People talking about something in a different language you don't understand? Fear are irrational, and we're here for them. Listen to our ridiculous fears and commiserate with us on how horrifying parents are.

Feb 19, 2020•35 min•Season 2Ep. 2

S2.Ep.1 Your Ballz Smell Weird

Well would you look who's back! We're back for Season 2 and we've missed you desperately. In this episode we talk about how terrible sex was for us as naive trusting youngsters and how all balls smell weird. Why isn't that included in sex ed? Thank you all for listening, more to come...VERY SOON.

Feb 12, 2020•26 min•Season 2Ep. 1

S1 Ep. 6 Graduation Advice and What the World Taught Us

A bit of a different format. We wanted to take the time to congratulate all graduates and tell you something about the world as we see it. Trish talks about 9/11. Sophia recalls Aaliyah's passing as she remembers it. We also talk about the joys of layaway and our next episode on a fun topic. We also opted out on music on this one. Just trying things out a bit. :) Enjoy!

Jun 01, 2018•33 min•Season 1Ep. 6

S1.Ep. 5 Number 1 Lessons about Careers

We're a week late [but not our periods]. Sophia is back from her vacation. She's tan and ready to drop some knowledge. Sophia talks about demotions in careers but promotions in life (8:48)! Trish tells the truth about those in power (17:24). Overall, just know you can have a fulfilling career at any age.

May 19, 2018•37 min

S1.Ep. 4 How to Make Friends as an Adult

For this episode, the AT duo invites some friends. Ferch from local podcast "Diego on the Double" and writer/DJ/all-over creative Shaun AKA Deguzee give some insight on making friends in our later years. We also give some tidbits from Second-hand Slater stories (4:29). Sophia is authentic and 100% going to touch your belly to be your friend (9:12). Shaun talks about single-serving friends, using the internet to make friends, and the degrees of friendships we can have (23:31). Shaun also divulges...

Apr 28, 2018•47 min•Season 1Ep. 4

S1.Ep. 3 How to Deal with Heartbreak

A universal truth is that you will get your heartbroken. Whether by someone else or by your own hand, it will happen. Sophia let's you know how Skechers Shape-ups can mend a broken heart but hurt your back (1:06). Trish gets vulnerable and opens up (13:40). A rarity, so you're gonna wanna listen in.

Apr 13, 2018•36 min•Season 1Ep. 3

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