Jen + Lillian return to magical, mythical Los Angeles in Francesca Lia Block's Necklace of Kisses-- but not before we dive into our most bingeworthy series, smoothies for every mood, and the merits of erotic cake sitting.
Good Morning, Bayonne! Today, Jen + Lillian are bubbling over with excitement to introduce today's special guest--Nikki Blonsky, star of HAIRSPRAY! To us, Nikki is family. Not only because she's from Long Island (but yes), not only because she's a plus-size entertainer (but heck yes), not only because she's a queer femme (but absofrigginlutely yes). Nikki opens her heart with us, sharing stories about theatre, Thanksgiving, and the glorious way she came out. For more Nikki, follow her at the lin...
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue... (and it just might be your cousin Rhonda’s eyeshadow.) There’s no telling what memories you’ll make at a wedding! Today, Jen + Lillian revisit the most iconic weddings of their lives: the opulent, the dramatic, and the downright bizarre. So toss back another Irish coffee and Electric Slide into our mobbed up banquet hall!
Join Jen + Lillian in the ultimate fairy garden—a gossamer pink shining oasis where punk rock lives, mermaids splash, and kisses are pure magic. Today, we are joined by our muse and hero, Francesca Lia Block—author of the Weetzie Bat books and countless other stories of girls finding their spark in Los Angeles. (Yes, this is a dream come true, and no, we are not okay.) — Find her fables and fairy tales wherever you buy your books, and for more information on her workshops and classes, please vis...
In preparation for next week's Very Special Guest, Jen + Lillian once again venture into the punk rock fairy dreamscape of Weetzie Bat with Francesca Lia Block's follow-up novel, NECKLACE OF KISSES. We revisit Weetzie older, now a mother of two grown girls, and how she finds her magic again when all feels lost.
Welcome back, fuck buddies! Jen + Lillian are back from summer break with stories galore—today, we’re talking accidents, emergencies, and just your average run-of-the-mill mayhem. So cozy up to the edge of your seat, dial 9-1-, and watch out for rogue banana peels...
Keep slathering on that sunscreen, fuckbuddies--Jen + Lillian are back, and the heat is on! New episodes of All the Fucks coming at you this Thursday, July 29th.
It's June, and your queer, rad hostesses with the mostesses are ready to celebrate what Pride means to us! Jen + Lillian reflect on the authenticity dam that coming out breaks through, and the wonderous, magical experience of getting to know yourself all over again. (CW/TW: Sexual assault around the 59m mark.)
Growing up, the only thing cooler than a cool mom was a cool aunt. From our parents' contemporaries to very worldly 13-year-olds, Jen + Lillian glommed onto mentors of all stripes: sweet librarians, brassy broads with loud lipstick, and ultra-queer Girl Scout Camp counselors. You are the sum of your parts!
If you feel the need to declutter or tidy while listening to this episode--we don't blame you. Today, Lillian dollops Jen on hoarding disorder--an underreported, stigmatized, misunderstood mental health condition with no successful treatment plan at this time. Lillian shares her story of growing up in an increasingly chaotic and hoarded home full of labyrinthine piles, long-dead appliances, and endless Dollar Store detritus. As ever, we find grace in the heartache. __ If you or a loved one is su...
Pull out your black lipstick and pearls, because today, Jen + Lillian do the Time Warp with our guest, celebrated boylesque legend, Viktor Devonne! Viktor indulges us with stories of his Step-By-Step TGIF family, years spent in the Rocky Horror circuit, and being an all-around pop culture whiz kid. -- To find Viktor, visit weburlesque.com or check out his Instagram !...
There's plenty to dish about today as Jen + Lillian delve into the rampant fatphobia rearing its ugly head as the world prepares to reopen. From Broadway to the boardroom, we make the case for a hard reset on our toxic diet culture... preferably spearheaded by the world's greatest smack-talker: Ice-T. We also share mortifying and delicious stories about calcified grudges, riding in cars with boys, and exactly how to tease out dental mesh while stripping.
With herd immunity a lifetime away, Jen + Lillian look to spinetingling tales as terrifying distractions! Get under the covers with us (and don't forget your flashlights) as we spin thrilling yarns of too-friendly neighbors, devious doppelgangers, and the power of a guttural "FUCK YOU!" warcry.
Fuckbuddies, get ready for a real watershed moment here on the podcast--Jen + Lillian have their first throwdown, and in true us fashion, it's about something nostalgic and beloved: THE SANDLOT. Waxing rhapsodic about the Great Hambino takes us down a memory lane chock full of devastating Don Bluth movies, cautionary assemblies, and perilous moments in babysitting.
A week of chaos has Jen + Lillian searching for our creature comforts--and what better than the smells that make up our best (and worst) memories? From favorite drug store perfumes to the smells of summertime, field trips, and old houses, your intrepid hosts walk you through olfactory nostalgia... and remind you of things you probably don't miss after 13 months indoors. -- To sign up for the Love How You Look Summit, click here !...
Is it a penis, or a sparkling rose gif? A very unfortunate dick pic leads your intrepid heroines down a long and winding road of bodily concerns and medical mishaps! Join Jen + Lillian as we recall our most memorable pelvic exams, beds full of hornets, and how to make a Molotov cocktail with just a tampon and a dream.
Sometimes it's spidercast, sometimes it's pelicancast--today, Jen & Lillian bring you beecast... before launching into size politics and white feminism. But that's not all! Join us as we reflect on successful coping mechanisms for old wounds--allowing us to appreciate newfound abundance, closure, and the freedom to grow in unexpected ways.
Happy 100 Episodes, Fuckbuddies! When your embarrassment podcast celebrates a milestone on April Fools' Day, what's better than detailing our most gullible moments? Cringe with Jen + Lillian as we remember shady gigs, timeshares, diet scams... and even a near-kidnapping or two!
Today, Jen + Lillian celebrate 99 episodes of mortification, twitterpation, and complication--sharing stories, diaries, and letters of falling in love, terrible diets, and missives from the frontlines of the war on groundhogs.
In the wake of homophobic and transphobic nonsense like #superstraight, Jen + Lillian discuss the spectrum of their gendered experiences--as cis women, as fat bodies, and as queer people. Join us for a retrospective of trying desperately to be the "cool girl," reading sad poetry in trees, and the robbery of femininity from fat girls.
As we acknowledge our first quarantine-versary, a lot of feelings come up for Jen + Lillian. Certainly hellish ones, but also an abundance of hope--and that's what we focus on today. From very real tips on getting vaccinated in the wild west of medical access, to gratitude over quarantine's unlikely gifts, to reimagining the cultural landscape for artists, we reflect on our identities and purpose on this strange, surreal anniversary.
Time for some passive aggressive sticky notes and long-forgotten leftovers! Love 'em or hate 'em, you've probably had to have them at least once in your life: we're talking roommates. From college blunders, to critter infestations, to early lessons in adulthood, Jen + Lillian recount some of their most cringeworthy co-habitations.
Join Jen + Lillian for another rousing edition of I Can't Believe I Did That, the storytelling game of embarrassing memories! Today's tales include indecent exposure in a moving vehicle, a flirty 75-year-old alter ego, and... the raccoon that was almost Thanksgiving dinner.
Swipe on that sunscreen, blast some Bon Jovi and hit the beach! Today, Jen + Lillian fondly remember the perils of their weirdest summer jobs. From Dirty Dancing gone wrong, to lice outbreaks, to playing chicken with barracudas, there's plenty we can't forget... but you'll wish we could.
It's Valentine's weekend, and you know what that means, fuckbuddies--endless tomfoolery and terrible decisions! Join Jen + Lillian as we dig up some regrettable memories of the heart--guileless theatre romances; broody, mysterious penpals... and exactly what happens when you place a personal ad looking for love in New York City.
Winter doesn't do it for a lot of folks, but once in a while, you get really lucky--and you get a snow day! Grab some hot cocoa and join Jen + Lillian as they wait out a massive 3-day blizzard, remembering the indignities of New York winters, ski splats, and almost getting buried alive in a snow fort.
An episode meant for other matters takes a sharp left when Jen reflects on the future of underwires post quarantine. Join your early bloomers Jen + Lillian as they dive into sizing out of Victoria's Secret, the horrors of having boobs in gym class, and just how much fun it is or isn't when everyone feels entitled to touch them. (Spoiler alert--it isn't!)
It's a day of celebration here on All the Fucks! On the day after the inauguration, Jen + Lillian are riding high! Join us as we celebrate all kinds of wins--from career highs to childhood trophies, everything is a celebration... especially finding the perfect pair of underwear.
Happy birthday to us, fuckbuddies! Jen + Lillian celebrate *one year* of All the Fucks with some golden stories from their diaries. Join us for sordid tales of the trenchcoat mafia, aristocratic secrets of the Upper East Side, and exactly what to do when customers knock cowboy boots at your Olde Tyme Photo stand.
It's 2021! And Lillian's birthday! And despite the world still being very acutely on fire, Jen + Lillian celebrate with some renewed--if tempered--vigor for life! We share our modest dreams for a year ahead that will probably still be in quarantine... but bolstered by hopes of twitterpation, wanderlust, and the thrills of trespassing. Someday. So... see you in 2022, probably?
