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All the Fucks

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A podcast about caring too much. Hosted by Jen Ponton and Lillian Bustle.
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58 - All the Saving Grace

A note to our listeners: This episode was recorded before the murder of George Floyd. Today, Jen + Lillian explore what it is to be full of grace--to experience hurt, a reckoning, and forgiveness, and the examination of these things in the remarkable stillness of quarantine. --- For more ways to help the Black Lives Matter movement, please visit blacklivesmatters.carrd.com .

Jun 11, 20201 hr 11 minEp. 58

A Note from Jen + Lillian

Dear friends: In the work to amplify more Black voices, we're sitting this week out. To explore more Black leadership and stories, please check out these podcasts: The Nod The Stoop NYT's 1619 Project

Jun 02, 20201 min

57 - All the Frenemies

Get out your Burn Books, fuckbuddies--today, Jen + Lillian go into the difficult, awkward, heartwrenching lessons of some of their worst frenemies. From being ghosted to killing the messenger to playing chauffeur for friends to make out... there are plenty of friendships that taught us what we absolutely didn't want in our lives. The emotional and mental fallout from friendship breakups are rarely talked about, so we're pulling out all the stops with this one. -- This episode has a companion vid...

May 29, 20201 hr 26 minEp. 57

56 - All the Sliding Doors

Ever wonder how the heck you ended up here? Today, Jen + Lillian as they revisit their most prophetic forks in the road--those choices (for better or worse) that began a grand adventure... or at least led to some great stories. -- This episode has a companion video! Find us and watch along on Instagram @allthef.ckspod , or on Facebook @allthef.cks . Also, our Patreon is now live!...

May 27, 20201 hr 16 minEp. 56

55 - All the Tangy Zip

Pull out Mom's old recipe cards, because today, Jen + Lillian traipse through the weird family food that peppered their lives. From secret back-alley hand pies to cake disasters to the magic of chipped beef, the truth of it is--food is weird. And there's so much mayonnaise, you guys. So. So much mayonnaise.

May 22, 20201 hr 40 minEp. 55

54 - All the Birthday Cake

Turn off the lights and sing out of key with everyone, because today Jen + Lillian take you through some memorable birthday parties! From a brand new pool to scavenger hunts to scenes out of LORD OF THE FLIES, stories both fun and disastrous have us wishing for extra wishes when we blow out the candles. *BONUS!* We shot a vlodcast accompaniment to this episode! To watch it, check out our socials (Instagram @allthef.ckspod, Facebook @allthef.cks).

May 21, 202053 minEp. 54

53 - All the Fetish Clubs

Lillian gives Jen a long-awaited Dollop--a retrospective of her days as a group auditor on Meetup, where she came across Bronies, sex cults, and self-proclaimed vampires.

May 20, 20201 hr 15 minEp. 53

52 - All the Haunted Elevators

Today, we freak out your ears with more scary stories from Jezebel. Join Jen + Lillian for hair-raising tales about possessed mothers, haunted paintings, and an elevator straight to hell.

May 18, 202049 minEp. 52

51 - All the Pastrami on Rye

An intended traipse through the recipe cards of our past takes a detour, as Jen + Lillian remember all the wonderful noshes that encapsulate a lifetime of New York deli. We'll be your tour guides through the Jewish wonderland of the Lower East Side, tip you off to the best egg cream money can buy, and even tell you what hyped up burger joints to avoid. Don't listen to this one without a snack. Perhaps some half sours and coleslaw?

May 15, 20201 hr 23 minEp. 51

50 - All the Feral Raccoons

It's twists and turns this week! Jen + Lillian sat down to have a jaunty chat about summers, but they end up making a sharp left into being mostly unattended, curious weirdos. Two human feral raccoons, our young lives were full of unsupervised horror movies, cozy nooks of secret erotica, and endless trespassing into very haunted abandoned houses.

May 14, 20201 hr 15 minEp. 50

49 - All the Sunken Cruise Ships

Missing going places? Well today, Jen + Lillian aim to make you rethink that--after these stories, you'll be relieved to be housebound. From cruise ship disasters to Florida gator wrasslin' to damp, cold island cuisine, we've got tons of bad decisions stamped into our passports.

May 13, 20201 hr 17 minEp. 49

48 - All the Frozen Ghosts

Today, we dig through some more scaaaaary stories... as well as the very real horrors of 2020!

May 11, 20201 hr 1 minEp. 48

47 - All the Angsty Crushes

Today, Jen + Lillian bring you back to the early aughts in their diaries--a time of obsessive lurkers, Dashboard Confessional, and Florida townies.

May 08, 20201 hr 37 minEp. 47

46 - All the Ones That Got Away

Here at All the Fucks, we love telling you about the things that didn't happen almost as much as we love telling you about the things that did. Today, Jen + Lillian dangle the carrots of some delicious almost-was encounters: from secret admirers, to breathless meetcutes, to proposals at the romance capitol of the American South... Shoney's.

May 07, 20201 hr 2 minEp. 46

45 - All the Grumpy Fucks

Today, Jen + Lillian share some of their favorite recommendations, stories of improv gone wrong, and the fallacy of nothing good happening after 1am.

May 06, 20201 hr 5 minEp. 45

44 - All the Murder Hornets

Today, we dive back into the scary stories of Jezebel, sharing hauntings and stalkings and... oh... so many bees.

May 05, 20201 hr 22 minEp. 44

Teaser: They All Banged

Here at All the Fucks, we love telling you about the things that didn't happen almost as much as we love telling you about the things that did. This week, Jen + Lillian dangle the carrots of some delicious almost-was encounters: from secret admirers, to breathless meetcutes, to proposals at the romance capitol of the American South... Shoney's.

May 04, 20201 min

43 - All the Regrettable Disney Specials

Today, Jen borrows from our friends at The Dollop and tells Lillian all about 1990's cult masterpiece, MOTHER GOOSE ROCK 'N' RHYME.

May 03, 202059 minEp. 43

42 - All the Tears of Robert Smith

Today, we discuss the music that changed our lives: the stuff that made us braver, fiercer, and--most of all--weirder.

May 02, 20201 hr 2 minEp. 42

41 - All the First Kisses

Has the nervous sweating begun yet? Because spring has sprung, and it's time to learn about the birds and the bees! Jen + Lillian take you on a tour of their first understandings about s-e-x, sharing stories of The Talk, custom-made erotica, and the mood-setting merits of Adam Sandler's THE WATERBOY. -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.com . For more from Jen and Lillian, check out podcasts "Moonbase Theta, Out" and "The Body Poscast."...

Apr 30, 20201 hr 28 minEp. 41

40 - All the Rad Fatshion

Today, we remember our most pivotal moments in curating a personal style. Spoiler alert: it includes foregoing pants, tin foil clubwear, and endless bedazzling.

Apr 29, 20201 hr 30 minEp. 40

39 - All the Unicorn Hair

Today, we let ourselves riff--talking unicorn hair, shady first apartments, and--of course--a resounding return to Spidercast.

Apr 27, 20201 hr 12 minEp. 39

38 - All the Creepy Clowns

Today we return to the mysterious and ooky stories you love--real stories of nefarious otherworldly presences, unwanted intruders, and possessed dolls. Someone leave on a nightlight?

Apr 25, 20201 hr 33 minEp. 38

37 - All the Jesus Freaks

And a Blessed Tits to you, friends! On this holiest of Thursdays, come let us regale you with the liturgy of entirely fucked up religious upbringings: from being boy-baited into Youth Group, to Pentecostal ravings, to dressing up in drag as an Old Jew and accidentally finding G-d... at some point, we all see the light. (Oh, right--and also with you.) -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.com . And a Blessed Tits to you, friends--on this holiest ...

Apr 23, 20201 hr 23 minEp. 37

36 - All the Pink Smog

We're bringing you a special treat today--we take turns reading Francesca Lia Block's beloved WEETZIE BAT, painting the perfect picture of an '80s Los Angeles fever dream, rife with pink glitter, lush flora, and punky magic fairy love.

Apr 22, 20201 hr 38 minEp. 36

35 - That's What All the Friends Are For

Today, we continue our mushy love-fest, talking about some of our favorite people on earth--our bestest friends from all seasons of life. Hey guys, remember friendship?

Apr 21, 20201 hr 21 minEp. 35

34 - All the Ride-or-Dies

Today, we get a little mushy and talk about some of our favorite people on earth--our bestest friends from all seasons of life. Hey guys, remember friendship?

Apr 19, 20201 hr 19 minEp. 34

33 - All the Haunted Hotels

Today we return to our collective favorite: scary stories. We read a few from the internet, we share a few ourselves, and we make some creepy vacation plans for The After.

Apr 18, 20201 hr 23 minEp. 33

32 - All the Secret Stalkers

Today, we return to some scary stories--including an in-depth look at New Jersey's super-creepy Westfield Watcher!

Apr 17, 20201 hr 8 minEp. 32

31 - All the DysFUNction!

This week, we put the fun in dysfunction! We take you further into our backstories, shining a light on the myriad ways that trauma can shape you. Our deepest episode yet, there are plenty of tears and sobering moments... but it's also a celebration of finding the people who get you, finding the people who keep you safe, and the journey of learning to be that person for yourself. -- Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: allthef.ckspodcast@gmail.com . For more from Jen and L...

Apr 16, 20201 hr 16 minEp. 31
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