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All Sharks No Bite: A San Jose Sharks Podcast

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All Sharks No Bite is a San Jose Sharks podcast hosted by Nick Burger — a die hard Sharks fan who started his descent into madness, er, I mean became a Sharks fan when he went to his first game in 1995. Do you hate when fans yell “shoot” when Celebrini has the puck at the red line? Do you think Nabokov, Kiprusoff, and Toskala were the holy trinity of Sharks goaltending? Are you still rattled that the Sharks drafted Ozzy Wiesblatt over JJ Peterka? If you said yes to any of those questions — welcome home.  Tune in here for all things Sharks hockey. Disclaimer: listeners may be subject to ramblings about Nick’s fantasy hockey team, which some might consider to be a modern day dynasty.
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Episodes

Sharks Midseason Assessment and All Things NHL ft. Felix Sicard

Nick welcomes Felix Sicard — co-host of the Crash the Pond podcast — back to the show! The fellas assess the coaches Ryan Warsofsky and Greg Cronin, the development of the young stars for the Sharks and Ducks, and whether the Sharks should target Matthew Schaefer or James Hagens in the draft. Plus, the gents discuss Felix's hometown Montreal Canadiens, the hybrid defense system, where Hockey Canada goes after the World Junior Championship, and the Calder Trophy race between Macklin Celebrini, Ma...

Jan 13, 20252 hr 11 minEp. 22

Will Askarov Stay Up When Vanecek is Healthy?

Will Yaroslav Askarov get sent back to the AHL when Vitek Vanecek is healthy? Find out what we think! We also discuss the future for Alexandar Georgiev, the success of the Sharks' video coaches, the reported drama between Boston's Brad Marchand and David Pastrnak, why the Sharks need to lose it all for Matthew Schaefer, tough AHL officials, our desire for a PWHL team in the Bay Area, and the ambiance in the SAP Center bathrooms. Tune in! Host: Nick Burger (Bluesky: @allsharksnobite.bsky.social) ...

Jan 11, 202549 minEp. 21

Blackwood Traded for Georgiev, Joe Thornton Jersey Retirement, Celebrini vs. Bedard

On this episode, we dissect the Blackwood trade, our thoughts on Georgiev and Kovalenko, and whether or not Askarov will stay in the NHL once Vanecek is healthy. We also talk about the Joe Thornton jersey retirement ceremony, whether or not Joe Pavelski deserves to have his number retired, the Sharks' response to dirty hits, and the increased momentum in the Celebrini vs. Bedard debate. Host: Nick Burger (Bluesky: @allsharksnobite.bsky.social) Guest Host: Heather Cuellar Gambling problem? Call o...

Dec 25, 20241 hr 13 min

The Truth About Jake Walman, Will Smith Comes Alive, the Timothy Liljegren Trade, and Barclay Goodrow is Replaceable

On this episode, we discuss why the Timothy Liljegren trade was great for the Sharks, our front row look at Will Smith's first NHL goal, how Macklin Celebrini has defied expectations, the Sharks' struggles defensively, and a disappointing start for Barclay Goodrow. Host: Nick Burger (Twitter: @allsharksnobite) Guest Host: Heather Cuellar Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred Gambler. In New York, call eight seven seven eight HOPENY or text HOPENY (four six seven three six nine). In Connecticu...

Nov 11, 202458 minEp. 19

Macklin Celebrini's Debut and Injury, Will Smith Fantasy Relevant?

Macklin Celebrini gave Sharks fans a glimpse into the future on opening night! Nick invites his girlfriend Heather on the podcast to discuss Celebrini's debut, Will Smith's flashes of brilliance, the good vibes at SAP Center on opening night, and who has the better fantasy team. Host: Nick Burger (Twitter: @allsharksnobite) Guest Host: Heather Cuellar Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred Gambler. In New York, call eight seven seven eight HOPENY or text HOPENY (four six seven three six nine)....

Oct 15, 202450 minEp. 18

Bonus Episode: Sharks vs. Kings ft. the Hockey Royalty Podcast

It's a crossover! Nick joins Randon McMahon from the Hockey Royalty podcast to talk about the upcoming season for the Sharks. What is the fanfare around Macklin Celebrini? How will the Sharks deploy Will Smith? Is the rebuild almost over? All that and more on this special episode! Hosts: Randon McMahon (Twitter: @RandoCommando24) Nick Burger (Twitter: @AllSharksNoBite) This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/THPN and get on your way to being your best...

Oct 03, 202452 minEp. 6

Macklin Celebrini’s Impressive Preseason, Injuries to Thomas Bordeleau and Logan Couture

Let's dive into all things training camp! Tune in for reactions to Macklin Celebrini's wizardry in his first preseason game, Logan Couture's injury status, and whether or not Yaroslav Askarov can win the starting job. Also, find out what Thomas Bordeleau's injury means for his future and why naming a captain is (mostly) overrated. PLUS, if you’re a Sharks fan who just woke up from a 6-year coma, we’ll get you up to speed on this episode. Give the podcast a 5-star rating and review if you enjoyed...

Sep 25, 202421 minEp. 5

The Askarov and Ceci Trades Were BOTH Good

This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Mike Grier is wheeling and dealing this offseason! After the polarizing trade for Cody Ceci, the Sharks landed their goaltender of the future, Yaroslav Askarov. Listen in for an analysis of these moves and find out why both trades make the Sharks better. Give the podcast a 5-star rating and review if you enjoyed this episode! Host: Nick Burger (Twitter: @allsharksnobite) Sponsored by: DraftKings — Use promo code THPN at sign up for exclusive offers. ...

Aug 24, 202422 minEp. 4

Whose Lineup is it Anyway?

This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. The NHL recently tweeted the projected line combinations and defense pairs for the Sharks — and since it's August and the offseason has no end in sight, it's time to scrutinize the lineup! Tune in to find out which players could push for a roster spot, who Nick thinks is missing from the NHL's version of the lineup, and his dream roster for the 2024-25 season. Give the show a 5 star rating and review if you enjoyed it! Host: Nick Burger (Twitter: @al...

Aug 15, 202427 minEp. 3

Fabian Zetterlund Part of the Rebuild?

This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Is Fabian Zetterlund part of the Sharks rebuild? Find out on this episode of All Sharks No Bite! Nick discusses what made Zetterlund successful last season, where he fits into the team's future, and which players are part of the core. Also, Doug Wilson admitted he was wrong not to re-sign Joe Pavelski in 2019, and Nick admits that he agreed at the time gasp! Host: Nick Burger (Twitter: @allsharksnobite) Editor: Heather Cuellar Sponsored by: DraftKings — Use ...

Aug 08, 202415 minEp. 2

Sharks vs. Ducks Deep Dive ft. Felix Sicard

This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Nick welcomes co-host of the Crash the Pond podcast Felix Sicard to the show! They dive deep into all things San Jose Sharks and Anaheim Ducks, including first round draft picks Macklin Celebrini, Sam Dickinson, and Beckett Sennecke. Plus, the fellas discuss whether or not the Sharks and Ducks did enough to move up in the standings next season, Joe Pavelski and Patrick Marleau's hall of fame candidacy, and much more! Hosts on Twitter/X: Nick Burger: @allshar...

Jul 20, 20241 hr 56 minEp. 1

Taking Hella Ls, And the Problem With Self-Policing The Game

Shockingly, this 11-game losing streak isn't rock bottom! In this episode, Nick explains why he still thinks the worst is behind the Sharks. He also discusses why the Sharks have struggled so much over the last 11 games, the spark of joy provided by Kappo Kahkonen, and the much-deserved resurgence of former Sharks goaltender Martin Jones. PLUS, dirty hits seem to be at an all-time high and Nick is convinced that retaliating only does more harm than good. This episode is presented by The Hockey P...

Jan 09, 202417 minEp. 10

Anthony Duclair's Benching Could Have Been an Email

Was healthy scratching Anthony Duclair an overreaction? Find out on this episode of All Sharks No Bite! Nick reveals that he's very pro-player as he discusses why benching Duclair was too harsh and why St. Louis Blues fans were wrong to boo Jordan Kyrou after his comments in the wake of head coach Craig Berube's firing. This episode is presented by The Hockey Podcast Network and sponsored by DraftKings! Hosted by Nick Burger Produced by Heather Cuellar and Nick Burger Follow the podcast on: Twit...

Dec 19, 202316 minEp. 9

The San Jose Sharks' Video Coach Once Taught Me THIS About Defense

Discover the right (and wrong) way for defenders to play a 2-on-1 on this episode of All Sharks No Bite! I shamelessly name-drop San Jose Sharks video coach Nick Gialdini and explain how Evegni Nabokov taught Nick to defend a 2-on-1. I also discuss which Sharks could be on the move, which players fit the Sharks' rebuild timeline, and why more players should quiet quit once they secure the bag! This episode is presented by The Hockey Podcast Network and sponsored by DraftKings! Hosted by Nick Bur...

Dec 12, 202318 minEp. 8

Streaking Sharks, a Defenseman Playing Forward, and Secret Beer at the Shark Tank!

Is the Sharks power play good? Kinda! Listen to this episode to find out what the San Jose Sharks are doing better on the power play. Nick also discusses why having Jacob MacDonald play left wing instead of Thomas Bordeleau isn't good for anyone involved, why he's impressed with Fabian Zetterlund and Justin Bailey, and where the Sharks stash the good craft beer at SAP Center. This episode is presented by The Hockey Podcast Network and sponsored by DraftKings and Raycon! Hosted by Nick Burger Pro...

Nov 29, 202315 minEp. 7

Happy Tanks-giving!

Were the Sharks right to send Daniil Gushchin back to the AHL? Find out on this episode! Nick also talks about the best line for Gushchin to play on next time he gets called up, why he hates when people complain about refs, JT Miller's personal vendetta against him, and the proposed international tournament that would feature the USA, Canada, Sweden, and Finland. This episode is presented by The Hockey Podcast Network and sponsored by DraftKings and Raycon! Hosted by Nick Burger Join the convers...

Nov 22, 202319 minEp. 6

What I Learned When I Met Jay Woodcroft

Listen in as Nick humblebrags about meeting ex-Oilers head coach Jay Woodcroft! Nick shares what he learned from Woodcroft at a coaching clinic 10 years ago, why he's pumped about the Calen Addison trade, and what he likes about the San Jose Sharks' penalty kill recently. This episode is presented by The Hockey Podcast Network and sponsored by DraftKings and Raycon! Hosted by Nick Burger Join the conversation on Twitter: @allsharksnobite

Nov 14, 202315 minEp. 5

10 In the Net, Sadness You Get

The San Jose Sharks are coming off two straight games where they allowed 10 goals. How much longer can this go on? Nick discusses how hot the hot seat is for David Quinn, why he'd like to see Thomas Bordeleau and Daniil Gushchin in the NHL, and who won the Joe Thornton trade between the Sharks and the Boston Bruins. This episode is sponsored by DraftKings Sportsbook and Raycon! Episode presented by The Hockey Podcast Network Hosted by Nick Burger Produced by Nick Burger and Heather Cuellar Join ...

Nov 07, 202322 minEp. 4

THIS is Killing the Sharks' PK

Discover the biggest problem with the San Jose Sharks penalty kill this season on the latest episode of All Sharks No Bite! Nick also shares how he would deploy Kevin Labanc and why the Sharks were right to give Marc-Edouard Vlasic a massive contract when he was on the wrong side of 30 years old. Follow the podcast on Twitter! @NickBurger_ @allsharksnobite Hosted by Nick Burger

Oct 24, 202315 minEp. 3

Mackenzie BlackGOOD

Mackenzie Blackwood has activated god mode to start the season for the San Jose Sharks. Can he keep it up? Find out what Nick thinks in this episode! He'll also dive into the numbers and take a look at some disturbing trends to start the season. But most importantly, Nick will talk about the pizza at the Shark Tank and settle the debate once and for all: Blue Line Pizza vs. Bibo's.

Oct 17, 202312 minEp. 2

Do the Sharks Have an IQ Problem?

Opening night is almost here! The Sharks made their final training camp cuts (yay!) and Nick has thoughts. Find out who he's keeping his eye on this season and why it's William Eklund and Thomas Bordeleau. Nick also reveals if he thinks the Sharks will finish dead last in the league and whether or not they have the IQ to limit their mistakes. Nick will also try to stop writing these descriptions in the third person. Enjoy! Follow Nick and All Sharks No Bite on Twitter at @NickBurger_ and @allsha...

Oct 10, 202320 minEp. 1

A Sharks Podcast Has Appeared

It's the first (unofficial) episode of All Sharks No Bite! Hosted by Nick Burger, this is a San Jose Sharks podcast created FOR Sharks fans BY a Sharks fan. Consider this podcast your weekly Sharks therapy session. Tune in for weekly episodes every Tuesday starting October 17th — but for now, enjoy this sneak peek! Join the conversation on Twitter at @allsharksnobite and @NickBurger_

Sep 23, 20232 min
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