All Balls Don't Bounce

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All Balls Don't Bounce is the premier podcast for smart, honest, humorous talk on sports -- not just stats and scores but the business, politics and culture of the game beyond the game. All Balls Don't Bounce... It's Not Just A Movement... It's A Mentality!

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Episodes

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 74: Nothing Was The Same

Canadian Nuclear Winter is over! The Names You Can Quickly Trust In Sports Commentary are back! Wall $t. & Sweets bring you ABDB Ep. Bruce Matthews! We get in the trenches immediately with rap battle talk, a sport in & of itself... There is a Disappearing Act going on at ABC's NBA Countdown, but is it addition by subtraction? Lance Armstrong heeds Slim Charles' words & fights on that lie... AGAIN! What's up with Blacks in Italy? Aldon Smith sacks himself... Who in Hades violates the ...

Oct 11, 2013•1 hr 41 min

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 73: The Point of It All

Please don't hate us for the hiatus! It was a necessary evil as we further our not-so-nefarious plot to take over All Things Great in Sports Social Commentary! You were missed for sure! Welcome to ABDB Episode Dennis Rodman, The LA Edition! We do What's Popular With The Population out the gate, spreading love to a community hoops tourney & an amazing young man who will cause you to think twice about what you value... It's the ABDB Way! Will & Duane examine the difference between Best &am...

Jul 25, 2013•1 hr 10 min

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 72: Optics

Because quite often in Sport & Life, synthesized surface conceals the interior, roll with The Incredible Two Man Team of Sweets & Wall $t. as we get to the story behind the stories on ABDB Episode Carlton Fisk. It's our obligation to keep doing What's Popular With The Population! The proceedings get set off as we count The Loss In The Victory of Robbie Rogers' return, examine Nike's deliberation with deading LiveStrong & Driver Profiling... Why are Will & Duane shitting on people...

May 30, 2013•1 hr 13 min

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 71: The Sum Of Our Fears

Fear Not, Fear Not! Once again The Incredible Two Man Team of Sweets & Wall $t. submit to you All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode Evgeni Malkin. We stay winnin' on our Champagne Campaign in bringing you the stories behind the stories in sports! Duane is deep into his nicknomenclature as we set it off with gang signs in athletics, futbol never getting any positive burn on the show & some Roger Clemens slander to boot... Will & Duane shade Ray Lewis a bit as they debate the validity of a S...

May 09, 2013•1 hr 6 min

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 70: The Shift

We keep gettin' our math up & thank you for allowing us to keep droppin' that sports talk science. We spread el ooh vee eee! It's The ABDB Way! Welcome to Episode Artie Donovan, where you'll love it when they call on Big Papi! Wall $t stops himself on the first of many a slippery slopes we face on the show. Sweets has geography problems that we make history quick & reminds us that rights can never be wrong, right? Dennis Rodman doesn't rock a snitch jacket, Jon Bon Jovi's son is not want...

Apr 25, 2013•1 hr 18 min

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 69: Consider The Source

Amidst the cacophony of fake hustle sports debate & prevarication, a true voice rises & The Incredible Two Man team carries the torch to bring you the stories behind the stories! Welcome to ABDB Episode Andy Desjardins! Duane & Will stretch their hockey knowledge to its limits right after the NHL trade deadline... They also speak on a unique barter system in the NFL, a resurrection that has no tie to Easter & a moment of Ardent AssClownery... We set it off with The Curious Case O...

Apr 05, 2013•1 hr 12 min

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 68: The St. Ides Of March

We Can Do All Things! And it's a Celebration, Bitches!!! The WMDs just created a holiday & you're all invited! Papal Conclaves mean nothing to us unless Tim Tebow wins! No Holy Water & we don't drink, but Duane & Will want you to pray to The Patron Saint of Smooth Sports Talk Flow, St. Ides (aka Good Day O'Shea), & listen responsibly! Welcome to ABDB Episode L.C. Greenwood! We commence with Wall $t. quoting The Bard & Sweets bequeathing titles... Are NFL teams wondering if le...

Mar 14, 2013•53 min

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 67: And The Winner Is...

The suspense is OVER! The Red Carpet is rolled our for the return of The Incredible Two Man Team of Duane "Sweets" Watson & "Wall $t" Will Strickland. With no further adieu, the award for the Best Sports Talk Podcast on the planet is... We open the festivities on ABDB Episode Bob Kuechenberg with a fascinating display of Will's hockey knowledge before getting our super sleuthing on with the Oscar Pistorius case... Youth hockey is a trip & the excursion toward sense & sensibility at t...

Mar 01, 2013•1 hr

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 66: The Vapors

Can you feel it? Nothin' can save ya, for this is the season of catching the vapors! Welcome to ABDB Ep. Mario Lemieux as we skate further & further into Suspension of Disbelief with sports! Who you CAN trust to walk you through the fog, carrying the torch is The Incredible Two Man Team of Sweets & Wall $t.! The requisite housekeeping out the way, we set it off with some quick hits around the world of sport. As per usual, Happy Trails are wished, Congrats are offered, Rest In Power shout...

Feb 01, 2013•1 hr 53 min

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 65: The Grown Folks' Table

2013 is here & The Incredible Two Man Team welcomes you to The Elvin Bethea Edition of All Balls Don't Bounce! A little housekeeping is in order after a month away & we come out swinging! Money Can't Buy Tiger Woods Love, But... Move Over, Jamaican Bobsled Team... More Syracuse Orange Crush... Kevin Prince-Boateng Kicks Racism In The Teeth, Kinda... Will & Duane talk a little bowling, but there's no 7-10 split... Wade Davis is a Closet Shaker... Congrats are in order for some NFL Hal...

Jan 18, 2013•2 hr 24 min

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 64: The Gift Of Giving

We don't believe the Mayans were right. But if you do & we have but a week to live on the Planet Earth, make sure you let Wall $t & Sweets, The Storytelling Sports Magellans, help you navigate the stories behind the stories for one last time with ABDB Episode 64!!! After a lil' housekeeping, we set off the festivities with questions about Imitation being the Highest Form of Flattery, an 800 lb gorilla on the ice & what A-Rod & Bo Jackson have in common... Magic Johnson is the Jay...

Dec 15, 2012•2 hr 13 min

All Balls Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 63: Hey Young World!

Change is the one constant in Life & always inevitable, but don't be scuuurrred! Unlike Legendary MC Slick Rick's recent "performance" at The Barclay's Center in Brooklyn during halftime of the Nets-Knicks game, riding with Wall $t. & Sweets on ABDB Ep. 63 won't be "The Moment You Feared"! We spread love The ABDB Way as we offer congrats to Major League Baseball's regular season award winners... in November... Get to know the name Amina Hussein because The Countdown Is On for Will to cat...

Nov 29, 2012•1 hr 24 min

All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 62: Move The Crowd

Word is Bond, The Spirit Of Rakim Allah flows thru this episode of All Balls Don't Bounce! Will & Duane welcome you into The Sweets Spot for some Sports Media Deconstruction... A seminal song about the use of condoms somehow erroneously gets reconfigured in discussing Kobe Bryant(Pun Intended?)... Will & Duane reminisce on their first vehicles, a young man's streetball evolution to Grown Man Biness & a recent pickup basketball run as the holiday season approaches... We review some re...

Nov 16, 2012•1 hr 51 min

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