Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, Pat and Jim the guardians of poorly Researched Conspiracy Theories and Long Tangents in...
Dec 05, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 13
On this episode Pat and Jim talk about Medal of Honor Recipients and try to keep their implicit biases towards non-seafaring people in check. Also, we finally got some emails in and we discuss The Great Reset conspiracy. Have a conspiracy or something you want us to share on air? Email us at Aliensdefinitelypodcast@gmail.com
Dec 03, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Today Pat and Jim are joined by Pats wife Rae, who happens to know a lot about JFK. Jim talks about Slovenia for far to long, all of the Art Industry is just a scam for money laundering, and Rae tries desperately to figure out the format of the show. Have a fun fact about Slovenia or want to share a personal conspiracy theory? Email us at Aliensdefinitelypodcast@gmail.com
Dec 01, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Today Pat and Jim discuss some of their favorite historical quotations and how they can be applied to life today. Additionally did Saddam have a functional Stargate? Who knows! We sure don't but it would certainly have been better then Indiana Jones and the Kingdom and the Crystal Skull. Have a conspiracy theory you'd like to share with us or just something on your mind? Email us at Aliensdefinitelypodcast@gmail.com
Nov 28, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 10
On this episode Pat and Jim are joined by Henry, and try to talk about Anime. What ends up happing is about 15 minutes on Obama being a member of the CIA and a discussion about 9/11. Please don't put us on any lists. Still a solid episode and we had a great time discussing this all the same. Have a conspiracy theory or something you want to share with the podcast? Email us at aliensdefinitelypodcast@gmail.com, it really makes Pat happy when we get emails about the show.
Nov 26, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Pat and Jim are joined by Dan again and the three share ghost stories. Also later on they are joined by Ben, who seems to confirm that Pat, Dan and Ben grew up in a haunted house. Shout out to our recently joined listener from Australia. Have a ghost story or conspiracy theory you would like to share? Email us at Aliensdefinitelypodcast@gmail.com
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Pat and Jim are joined by Pats brother Dan, who knows just about everything about Bigfoot. Today we explore his obsession with Bigfoot and explore the strange happenings that have occurred through out the US and the World and try to piece together some of the sightings and science behind Bigfoot. Have any conspiracy theories you want to share with us? Email us at Aliensdefinitelypodcast@gmail.com
Nov 21, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 7
In this Episode Jim is Co hosted by Mike while Pat deals with his offspring. Jim and Mike talk about Birds, the Incredible Nicholas Cage and why 90's movies kind of suck. Additionally Jim spends a decent amount of time explaining some of the stupid shit that California's do. Have any strong thoughts and feelings about Birds, Nicholas Cage or have a conspiracy theory you want to share? Email us at Aliensdefinitelypodcast@gmail.com
Nov 19, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Pat and Jim discuss two alien encounters and one type of Alien Species that's been documented since ancient times. Pat is frequently interrupted by his very Italian In-laws and Jim tries his best to cover for that as much as possible. Have a conspiracy theory you want to share or strong thoughts about the acting career of Nicholas Cage? Email us at aliensdefinitelypodcast@gmail.com
Nov 17, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Today Pat and Jim might get themselves cancelled. In a listener suggested episode, the two explore both sides of Hitler, The horrible worst things that a human being has ever done, but also anti smoking bans. We are not Nazis, we cannot stress this enough. Have a Conspiracy Theory or something you want to share for an upcoming episode? Email us at Aliensdefinitelypodcast@gmail.com
Nov 14, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 4
In this episode Pat and Jim are joined by their cop friend Mike, who is the closest thing that they know to a lawyer, and discuss your rights, the constitution, and weird laws from states as well as the abject failures of New York and California. Have a Conspiracy theory or something you want to share for an upcoming episode? Email us at Aliensdefinitelypodcast@gmail.com
Nov 12, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Today Pat and Jim dive into conspiracy theories. Everything from the Stargate project, to did the Soviet Union kill a bunch of cosmonauts? Tune in to see. Additionally midway through the podcast Jim finally gets his shit together and gets a working microphone, after 36 minutes of technical difficulties. Got a conspiracy theory or thoughts on next episodes topic? Email us at Aliensdefinitelypodcast@gmail.com
Nov 10, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 2
We have absolutely no idea what were doing.
Nov 08, 2020•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 1