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23 | Baba Vanga Prophecies

Jan 12, 20261 hr 6 min
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On the blurry line between prophecy and paranoia, one name continues to surface whenever the future feels uneasy. A psychic seer, blind from childhood and surrounded by an aura of mysticism, the Bulgarian prophet has been credited with predicting everything from global conflicts to technological upheaval. Whether mythologized, mistranslated, or eerily accurate, her words linger like heavy fog over the future.

As 2026 approaches, a new wave of predictions attributed to her circulates online—whispers of escalating conflict, breakthroughs that blur the line between human and machine, and sudden shifts in global power. Some interpretations paint a world teetering on the edge of chaos; others hint at transformation through crisis. The problem, as always, is separating what she actually said from what modern anxieties have retrofitted onto her legacy.

Are these forecasts genuine warnings echoed across time, or mirrors reflecting our collective fears about where the world is heading next? And why do her prophecies seem to resurface whenever uncertainty grips the present?

This case file, join the Theorists as we decode the predictions, and indulge our fascination with foresight with…Baba Vanga



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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you for watching. [SPEAKER_01]: On the blurry line between prophecy and paranoia, one name continues to surface whenever the future feels uneasy. [SPEAKER_01]: A psychic sear, blind from childhood and surrounded by an aura of mysticism. [SPEAKER_01]: The Bulgarian prophet has been credited with predicting everything from global conflicts to technological appeal, whether mythologized, mistranslated, or eerily accurate, her words linger like heavy fog over the future.

[SPEAKER_01]: As 2026 approaches, a new wave of predictions attributed to her circulates online, whispers of escalating conflict, breakthroughs that blur the line between human and machine, and sudden shifts in global power. [SPEAKER_01]: Some interpretations paint a world teetering on the edge of chaos. [SPEAKER_01]: Others hint, and them transformation through crisis.

[SPEAKER_01]: The problem, as always, is separating what she actually said from what modern anxieties have retrofitted onto her legacy. [SPEAKER_01]: Are these forecasts genuine mornings echoed across time, or mirrors reflecting our collective fears about where the world is heading next, and why do her prophecies seem to resurface whenever uncertainty grips the present?

[SPEAKER_01]: In this case, while enjoying the theories as we decode the predictions and indulge our [SPEAKER_04]: All right, welcome to the theorist theorizing. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm Zell. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm Dan. [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm Andrew. [SPEAKER_04]: Can you hear that? [SPEAKER_03]: No obnoxious yellow. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm talking about it. [SPEAKER_03]: It was fucking whistling. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you didn't have to do it. [SPEAKER_04]: What are your ears?

[SPEAKER_04]: At the start of the episode, you didn't have to turn down and turn up your radio as you go. [SPEAKER_03]: That being said, he might be on in 10 minutes. [SPEAKER_04]: It might be. [SPEAKER_04]: It might join us. [SPEAKER_04]: So until then, we're going to talk shit about him. [SPEAKER_04]: Now, Braden still dealing with his fatherhood from hell, currently. [SPEAKER_03]: Why are you making stuff up? [SPEAKER_03]: Let's be honest.

[SPEAKER_03]: Things didn't go his way a couple rounds in our graders, and he turned into a giant, poopy pants, and he has to want to be friends with us anymore. [SPEAKER_04]: We didn't loot right, died too early. [SPEAKER_03]: We didn't follow his orders. [SPEAKER_04]: We're getting ready to suck him. [SPEAKER_03]: He's fucking crying, little bitch. [SPEAKER_04]: Speaking of our creators, I'm going to get back on soon. [SPEAKER_04]: I haven't played in two weeks. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't listen.

[SPEAKER_03]: Don't. [SPEAKER_03]: Just fucking don't. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't play. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't do it. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't do it yourself. [SPEAKER_03]: Like if you've been able to stay away for a little bit, don't ever go back. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't, I'm not into it as much as you guys. [SPEAKER_03]: But that's thing is like you know me. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not in the video games. [SPEAKER_03]: Never been a big game or my life I'm full fucking put it in my veins.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's locked up. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to goop in my veins Takes takes you a few little bit takes you a little bit little hits here and there and the next you know You're fucking selling your booty hole for fucking goop. [SPEAKER_04]: I wonder if Bob of Anga predicted the rise of arc Raiders and tour lake 2025 here guaranteed [SPEAKER_04]: This week, we're bringing back one of our old prophets, Baba Venga. [SPEAKER_04]: Because there's been some recent developments.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's got a hold of the in the mainstream about some potential new predictions that have come true or will come true shortly.

[SPEAKER_02]: every year that's every year there's about a lot of a deal about a lot of a twenty twenty five twenty four twenty two she's a they always pull these the wonderful for days the one hundred percent accurate since we don't have them here because I don't want to fucking [SPEAKER_03]: inflate is you anymore but we should mention we have our own profit fucking brave brave the JJ who predicted Venezuela.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think well him and thousands of other people for a while still I'm impressed. [SPEAKER_04]: What did you say I missed it? [SPEAKER_03]: I just remember him talking about us he's like without a doubt the US is going to be invading Venezuela for a while to liberate their oil on me and ever it's in the [SPEAKER_03]: 100% you got it. [SPEAKER_03]: They're the ones that need the most fucking liberty and justice and freedom.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think this is on blah blah blah guys, uh 2020's and six bingo card though. [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, she missed. [SPEAKER_04]: She missed the black ops overnight extraction of a foreign president. [SPEAKER_04]: Missed one. [SPEAKER_04]: Which is like a straight out of a video game. [SPEAKER_04]: This is what I think. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, what we do have to look forward to is World Cup Alien. [SPEAKER_02]: and counter I guess so it's coming during the World Cup.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's the that's the that's the thing right here. [SPEAKER_03]: I guess I mean hey the Okanogans about to be invaded by aliens during the World Cup because you know when the bucket when they come to Vancouver every single junkie in that city is gonna get bought a bus ticket and they're all come to the tank and they're Okanogans.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is why this is why FIFA gave President Trump this world [SPEAKER_02]: piece of prize is so he can act on their behalf when the aliens come down during the woke up as UFO researcher Mark Christopher Lee seems to claim will happen this year. [SPEAKER_03]: Buddy, this has all been predicted Mars attacks. [SPEAKER_03]: This is what happens. [SPEAKER_03]: Trump's going to be the first guy that gets melted.

[SPEAKER_04]: It goes goes the shakes day and hand on the White House lawn and just gets blasted. [SPEAKER_04]: Because if you thought people were cheering for Charlie Kirk, I mean, just wait. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, she's going to shake the fucking aliens hand. [SPEAKER_03]: He's going to his orange spray tan on his fucking hands, and then he went back to the boat. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Anyways, Boba Venga, we talked about her long, long, long way back.

[SPEAKER_04]: But pretty much... [SPEAKER_04]: Short story is she was a Bulgarian mystic who lost her sight as a child after a severe thunderstorm, and she claimed to have visions of the future. [SPEAKER_04]: She rose to prominence in eastern Europe during the Cold War. [SPEAKER_04]: The stories go on and on about the Soviets coming to her for her. [SPEAKER_04]: predictions about battles and a whole bunch of stuff. [SPEAKER_02]: What is it about? [SPEAKER_02]: It's just, just to be clear.

[SPEAKER_02]: She tells us dead. [SPEAKER_02]: She doesn't get. [SPEAKER_02]: She died in 1996. [SPEAKER_02]: She's dead. [SPEAKER_02]: She was born when the Ottoman Empire was still a thing. [SPEAKER_02]: So crazy. [SPEAKER_02]: That's kind of funny. [SPEAKER_03]: What is it about fortune tellers and being blind or essentially just have like no eyesight It's that sentence. [SPEAKER_03]: It's the faiths, right? [SPEAKER_04]: Like they shared that one eye Yeah, with all your sight.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know the other stuff all other senses is high comes. [SPEAKER_04]: So like dare double 100% he could be a profit You think so if he wasn't just fucking the profit. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm all the time He's busy health ditching the fuck up, please Especially now with my mdani taking over oh You thought he thought Gotham City was a [SPEAKER_03]: of fantasy. [SPEAKER_03]: Collectivism is common for fucking hell's kitchen and it's gonna be scary. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm here for the stories.

[SPEAKER_04]: Love it. [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, she's made a bunch of predictions. [SPEAKER_04]: We've talked about him before from 9-11 to wars. [SPEAKER_04]: And now there's some new ones. [SPEAKER_04]: Some new ones, they're coming to prominence. [SPEAKER_04]: We gotta go through them. [SPEAKER_03]: But she's been dead since when? [SPEAKER_03]: 26. [SPEAKER_04]: No, just like she has predictions that have come true. [SPEAKER_04]: Like she's written these down or.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so she's, okay, if somebody else does that. [SPEAKER_04]: So not new ones or things that are just coming true now. [SPEAKER_04]: Coming true now and future will come true or maybe. [SPEAKER_04]: Well, got true.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I think I mentioned it before, but it's like her, I think most of these predictions come from like mostly antidote anecdotes, interviews, recollections, and I think like her, the main source question mark is like her, it's like her grand niece or like her niece, it's like a, so I think she holds her, it's Chris Amiris, Stoya Nova, has like most of her [SPEAKER_02]: You have to get a primary source. [SPEAKER_02]: It's her, but I never see it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's just interesting to read all of these articles with her predictions And there's never like an exact time stamp on any of these things like it's not exactly when these predictions were written or she didn't put it down in the tablets of not her because she was one of those who wrote these fucking predictions People who interviewed her passed down this image all the world for the most part.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think [SPEAKER_04]: or people have written them down now as the lore has snowballed, but there's not like she wrote like a detailed list. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, for that she dictated, be like, hey, this is thing. [SPEAKER_02]: There are some predictions that have like specific years attached to them, a lot of them are kind of a, you know, they're just vague, a little bit vague for some of them.

[SPEAKER_02]: But once they do have years attached to them, we're pretty, I think 20- But if the vague ones have the highest hit rates, [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, yeah, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Her, um, the ones that do have dates attached to them are interesting. [SPEAKER_02]: I think, um, like 2026, I think for sure is one where it's like, the, she says that we're going to be encountering the others.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, like, this is when, this is, at least this is what that, uh, the Mark Christopher Lee who's known for his movies, the documentary, UFO encounters of the fifth kind and also the last grail hunter,

[SPEAKER_02]: to IMDB says it's a horror movie I guess never seen it but on the list that star Indianapolis Jones I look like that from the cover yeah from the poster yeah it looks like a movie that would start a person Indianapolis chance but he says that he kind of sights her and he's saying that [SPEAKER_02]: She for saw humanity's first contact with aliens during this 2026 during a global gathering massive global gathering, which that would be the world cup, you know, qualify.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, wait, I hear a loud fan and some heavy breeze with this. [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [SPEAKER_03]: Why are you so loud? [SPEAKER_03]: I got to turn everything down now for fuck's sake. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_04]: You just came in like a wrecking ball is normal. [SPEAKER_04]: Braves here, everybody. [SPEAKER_04]: What do we tell you? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, very round.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think with a deviated septorine's delirious. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it doesn't sound like it. [SPEAKER_04]: I think it was medically enhanced is what happened. [SPEAKER_04]: I think so too. [SPEAKER_02]: I just made it so like, yeah, double the intake of air. [SPEAKER_02]: There we go. [SPEAKER_02]: He's got to, he's got to make up for all of the air that he hasn't been. [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I do. [SPEAKER_06]: There's 10 years of no air basically now I'm catching back up.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's insane. [SPEAKER_02]: Get a free oxygen and the double. [SPEAKER_06]: Um, sorry, what I miss boys or it is late. [SPEAKER_06]: It's just fucking fucking boonium fucking baby of a JJ here. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, Bobby Aga. [SPEAKER_06]: Bobby for Gaga. [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, she's saying, uh, do you see november of aliens? [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I think we're just getting there. [SPEAKER_03]: Simply jumps to the fucking jump to the end of that chance to the end of that chance.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hi, there's wrapped it up. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, I was pretty... [SPEAKER_06]: I thought it was fine. [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, like, first off, every time I see the net, is it a guy or a girl? [SPEAKER_06]: It's a lady. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a lady. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a lady. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, she's a blind lady, and she's also dead. [SPEAKER_06]: She's dead, right? [SPEAKER_06]: How is she making predictions? [SPEAKER_02]: She's gone.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's gone. [SPEAKER_02]: That was good. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, last three. [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that. [SPEAKER_02]: Nice. [SPEAKER_06]: See you. [SPEAKER_06]: What? [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, this froze. [SPEAKER_04]: Now you're back. [SPEAKER_06]: I froze? [SPEAKER_06]: Oh. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: That's weird. [SPEAKER_06]: I was flying to mine. [SPEAKER_06]: Nothing happened.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: That fucking island living buddy with all that shit internet you got out there. [SPEAKER_06]: Um. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: I did always a new prediction with her. [SPEAKER_06]: I thought it's like because aliens were supposed to come in the last November. [SPEAKER_06]: With the common comment. [SPEAKER_04]: Coming next November. [SPEAKER_04]: The others are coming.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: for the world cup, you know, let's come, they like that one. [SPEAKER_06]: Is that when is that coincide with the world cup? [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, what a better time to invade the United States when the world cup comes because that's where the aliens are going. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's what I said. [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I said that that's why FIFA gave a little chunk there. [SPEAKER_02]: Soccer's everyone's going to give them that.

[SPEAKER_02]: The soccer is, yeah, it's the world's game. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a galactic game. [SPEAKER_03]: It's everywhere's game. [SPEAKER_03]: They're probably taking my gut. [SPEAKER_03]: So that's a slogan is it's the world's game space jam, baby. [SPEAKER_03]: The aliens are coming. [SPEAKER_03]: They're going to want to fuck it's road down. [SPEAKER_03]: That's what it's up to. [SPEAKER_06]: If we're in anyone with two feet in a ball, they're like aliens are coming.

[SPEAKER_02]: They want MJ to fucking more amount and dance and then, then, then, then, let's play a game. [SPEAKER_03]: That's what's happening. [SPEAKER_03]: New team laid entry. [SPEAKER_03]: Yep. [SPEAKER_03]: The glory is going to get fucking dirty they want messy miss universe page.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's going to get really interesting See I feel like that's where cuz space jam like great concept and I feel like they could have just fucking every couple years done that with like a different sport Because like I feel like like why not you could have you could have done that concept with every every sport like every two years. [SPEAKER_04]: It would have been great on the ice [SPEAKER_04]: Right. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, buddy.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but that's a pro it would have been great and it would have been a shitty fucking Canadian made movie because no one would know any of the Well, it has to be a fucking Canadian Netflix would have made that the same time as the NFL one just to get that can't con [SPEAKER_06]: That'd be hilarious, dude. [SPEAKER_06]: Imagine an NFL wanna be like NFL Blitz. [SPEAKER_06]: Just a monster. [SPEAKER_06]: It's crazy. [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy, buddy.

[SPEAKER_06]: After the whistles, doing backbreaker, bane backbreakers. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, that's what they did in Space Jam. [SPEAKER_03]: They give people backbreaker though. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they fucking mangled guy. [SPEAKER_03]: I remember watching fucking foggour and layhore and get fucking barbecued That's how the laser got No fouls it fucking new men got flattened remember that's right Every bone in his body broken To mush What was the like what were the refs doing on this?

[SPEAKER_06]: They just letting it get out of control? [SPEAKER_06]: I think well, I think the ref was on her foot wasn't it? [SPEAKER_03]: What was it? [SPEAKER_06]: He was paid off sure.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah [SPEAKER_06]: that's a weird concept you have like a you have like a fucking you're gonna enslave the tunes and you're like all right well allow one of the tunes repeat the ref well and then he calls the shittiest game of all time up into the fort like no fouls will allow this racist hunter to be the ref well i mean the tunes romp dd's [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they would have that fucking go to Michael secret stuff secret stuff.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no Marvin the Martian was that's a good Marvin the Martian was a rough that's an impart that he's nailing. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so he's half and half and a tune. [SPEAKER_02]: He's a little bit of both if he's nailing he's on the monster's team. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's got a foot in both worlds.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's a fucking I yeah, I can appreciate that and he asked a I don't think he likes most of the tunes like he didn't like bugs money [SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't like that meant buck Rogers remember.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I feel like that was like I feel like that was better for the monsters really like I fucking loved those ones [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you could have you could have hold a whole fucking space jam in the guy should have went to a different sports as opposed to going to Space jam with fucking LeBron's James because I feel like I feel like that one That one James was whack. [SPEAKER_03]: It sucked. [SPEAKER_06]: It was like my fingers.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was like [SPEAKER_06]: Wait, why wait so long like why remake that uh like with the same thing like every five years a new fucking sport right they're back and this time [SPEAKER_03]: on ice Gratsky get it done with fucking break Gratsky in the 90s would have been great Yeah, oh hell yeah man I mean you could have had all the golf Had tight run Yep, right? [SPEAKER_06]: That would have been good You just do the goat And that's my like it was dude.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was just not a franchise [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_06]: That's insane. [SPEAKER_06]: The space jamvers. [SPEAKER_06]: You can head lands on the front. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm fronking. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm fronking. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm fronking. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm fronking.

[SPEAKER_03]: The no one probably happens is they probably did have a cute out, but unfortunately, they fucking chose baseball and then they found out all those guys were on gear, but all like all these guys were all right. [SPEAKER_00]: They're all right. [SPEAKER_00]: They're all right. [SPEAKER_00]: They're all right. [SPEAKER_03]: They're all right. [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking shot at the fuck down. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: We actually have a great idea.

[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to start Mark McGuire. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_00]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_00]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_04]: Just come on. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, 20 25 last year, she had predictions. [SPEAKER_02]: She had multiple predictions or what were reported to be predictions for last year. [SPEAKER_02]: So one was a devastating war in Europe, which was kind of already going on.

[SPEAKER_03]: The rise of Russia's influence is not be devastating war in Europe from like from the Donna time. [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty much been not war in Europe. [SPEAKER_02]: There's there's years of 20 years. [SPEAKER_02]: I think there's like 20 years in there that terrible. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm still I still can't I believe that they've they Fucking fucked up this space jamvers because you could you could do it today What I'm seeing is listen to this the monsters come down.

[SPEAKER_06]: They collect all the best players today They're like [SPEAKER_06]: our team has no good players. [SPEAKER_06]: You have to get a retired goat. [SPEAKER_06]: You can bring Gretzky back. [SPEAKER_06]: You can bring Brady back. [SPEAKER_06]: You don't want to be because they're not playing. [SPEAKER_06]: So it's like, who is this guy? [SPEAKER_06]: Right? [SPEAKER_06]: It's perfect. [SPEAKER_06]: You can do, you can do a wrestling one.

[SPEAKER_06]: We're a rumble bring John Cena back, right? [SPEAKER_06]: I'm saying like, this is a great, I just retired. [SPEAKER_03]: You've got to go after retired players. [SPEAKER_06]: Why can't we have current players? [SPEAKER_06]: Well, because the retired players aren't playing so they're not getting their fucking juices sucked, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Just like you're saying. [SPEAKER_06]: MJ, MJ wasn't technically playing bass, kind of.

[SPEAKER_04]: But like, listen, yeah, he was strike it out with baseball. [SPEAKER_03]: We'd be fucked. [SPEAKER_03]: If they're coming after retired players, they get fucking 45-year-old Tom Brady to come in. [SPEAKER_03]: He's gonna be his ass sacked by a giant alien for a fucking show. [SPEAKER_03]: That's over. [SPEAKER_03]: Wayne Gretzky? [SPEAKER_03]: Gretzky Skeleton. [SPEAKER_03]: He's dead. [SPEAKER_06]: He's fucking dead.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: He's like, can't raise the puck anymore. [SPEAKER_06]: No, we're fucked. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I just, I couldn't, I'm like, man, this is, is it WB? [SPEAKER_03]: WB's gonna give us. [SPEAKER_03]: But now the Netflix owns it, maybe. [SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that being speeded? [SPEAKER_03]: Isn't there a bidding war now? [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if they own it, it's not efficient. [SPEAKER_04]: Paramount, like, put another 20 billion on the table or something.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's crazy. [SPEAKER_04]: I think they're still. [SPEAKER_04]: We're talking hundreds of, like, a hundred plus billion dollars. [SPEAKER_04]: That's right. [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's like a bid for it. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think they're like they've just put up an office for it I don't know if it's been it hasn't yeah, I don't know It's got go through shareholder approval I feel like whenever it gets money that height just doesn't it's not real something It doesn't make sense.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's not real money. [SPEAKER_03]: It's just like fucking bidding war with fake fucking zeroes Yeah, he's paying money. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy. [SPEAKER_03]: Who gets it? [SPEAKER_03]: That's the death of community like who gets that money like [SPEAKER_04]: If you go down to three corporations, only in all the media, it's a death of creativity. [SPEAKER_04]: It's just going to be fucking blockbuster, superhero movies, Space Jam and Space Jam.

[SPEAKER_00]: That's all we're going to get in. [SPEAKER_06]: Good. [SPEAKER_06]: Every full. [SPEAKER_06]: You'll get Space Jam in the new knife, so. [SPEAKER_02]: And you have to watch it because that's all there is. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, you'll have to watch Space Jam. [SPEAKER_02]: Compulsory Space Jam watching. [SPEAKER_02]: That's the only way we're going to come out of just Space Jam movies. [SPEAKER_04]: So was there's a devastating war in Europe. [SPEAKER_04]: We already got that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yep got that so we got that that was so these are for 2025 the rise of Russia's influence So it's some point pop a log of predicted that Vladimir Putin would really reelect it at Russia's leader Which I don't know how you can reelect somebody who's president for life at this point, so I mean well, they have election He elections he wins by a landslide every time

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, one percent of the voting other guy just to give the illusion of democracy Just solve all our fucking space jam hockey problems. [SPEAKER_06]: We got Putin Putin They're fucking Russian Putin is a fuck Putin does the same goes the game Yeah, do you know the new thing he's like, we didn't go after K-J-I [SPEAKER_04]: There's nothing funnier than watching the KHL all start game and Putin comes out.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's 69 years old and he's as light up the best hockey players in the world. [SPEAKER_04]: Dude, he's good. [SPEAKER_04]: So good. [SPEAKER_06]: It's sick. [SPEAKER_06]: He's good. [SPEAKER_06]: He's a generational talent. [SPEAKER_02]: Ageless. [SPEAKER_02]: It's predicted a number of, I guess. [SPEAKER_02]: natural disasters, which is like okay, so there's a number, you know, a eruption in a certain dorm of all cans, which would happen.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's some volcano or fucking flood every day of the year around the world. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's also a massive flooding. [SPEAKER_06]: I got one of my Bobba, Brito. [SPEAKER_06]: It's coming to me right now next year, some time around.

[SPEAKER_02]: August devastating fire somewhere in the world there's no way north west, someone in the Pacific north west, just devastating fire she specifically mentioned an earthquake along the US west coast she always she's only helping her she's good boys because there's earthquakes there all the time there's she said earthquake [SPEAKER_02]: Well, she got a fucking nail that's far better than the right yeah, and then there's always there's always a certain

[SPEAKER_02]: scientific breakthrough predictions attached to Bob Amaga as well. [SPEAKER_02]: I guess you've heard that we were going to, you know, lab grown organs, which were kind of already I think. [SPEAKER_02]: That was last year. [SPEAKER_02]: Which, and I don't think there was any, I mean, we haven't perfected the technology yet. [SPEAKER_02]: It's really like, it's just a matter of time. [SPEAKER_03]: That's perfect.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's not a matter of if it's more a matter of when that we're going to get there. [SPEAKER_02]: And then that girl is still growing. [SPEAKER_02]: I feel it from corpses. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and then she predicted she anticipated advancements in cancer treatment in 2025, which is like every year, which is cool. [SPEAKER_03]: We're still saying, using the same archaic drugs. [SPEAKER_02]: We're still nuke in the whole body, open it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like now we have some things. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's all there's the new stuff like modifying the proteins in there to cancer Like eat itself and stuff. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, there's there's a lot of stuff in there. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like advanced spending cancer treatments It's kind of being like duty. [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, if you can sir 15 hurt frequency on ongoing all day breaks up the cancer Pull out a flute Buster was vitamin C. That's all you need that's all it is.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's a secret [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there are predictions that have specific years attached to him, it's stuff to look forward to like in 2028 apparently we'll we'll start to explore Venus as an energy source [SPEAKER_04]: What are we going to drill in? [SPEAKER_04]: A drill baby drill? [SPEAKER_02]: This is Venus's got oil. [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, the wind. [SPEAKER_04]: She meant Venus's oil. [SPEAKER_04]: She meant Venus's oil. [SPEAKER_04]: She got a oil.

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[SPEAKER_02]: They will melt. [SPEAKER_02]: And the raising sea levels. [SPEAKER_02]: That's when we're going to get water rolled. [SPEAKER_02]: So, everyone watch that. [SPEAKER_02]: This is, imagine, Al Gore. [SPEAKER_06]: Imagine, imagine being so rich and having so many billions of dollars that you can just build a bunker in Hawaii. [SPEAKER_06]: You're like just in case Bobby Jagas, right? [SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna have a little, I'm gonna have a little contingency here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Build in the bunker and then it's like the ice cap smell and then your bunker gets lit. [SPEAKER_02]: Again, we'll matter if the ice cap's got 500 feet. [SPEAKER_06]: Where is it Denver and and like New Zealand will be all right? [SPEAKER_04]: Well, a lot of places will be all right, but anywhere out along the coast is toast.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the coast is toast each try and property What's not a new peach for brother to eat if we evaporated all like melted all the ice all the surface ice on the planet over night. [SPEAKER_04]: I think the sea level's go up like 150 feet [SPEAKER_04]: 24. [SPEAKER_06]: Do you think that you think the banks will come after my debt in the afterlife? [SPEAKER_06]: Well, do you before I could bet your ass they were actually like that? [SPEAKER_06]: That's over.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think banks are like, hey, just a cool, that wasn't the end. [SPEAKER_06]: Just so you know, though. [SPEAKER_02]: The debt still stays. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, they'll turn you into an AI some semi-lacrum. [SPEAKER_02]: And they'll like, make your put your AI to work. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, don't put your little light. [SPEAKER_02]: He just got it. [SPEAKER_06]: You got a NPC for 1,000 years in the new GTA. [SPEAKER_06]: You're like, you got to pay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Dude, if anyone has access to future tech, it's banks first. [SPEAKER_04]: They're going to follow you to the Afra. [SPEAKER_04]: Afra lives, they're going to imprison your consciousness to pay its debt. [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly. [SPEAKER_04]: They'll do it. [SPEAKER_04]: They'll be the first. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they put you into NPC video games and they'll like sell your likeness to video games and it's set to work it off until you pay.

[SPEAKER_04]: But if the whole corporation evaporates and they all trillion dollars, they just, that's bad debt and they didn't print more money for it. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, taxpayers pay for it. [SPEAKER_04]: We pay for that one. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: That's fine. [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see. [SPEAKER_04]: If you're an entity that doesn't really exist, you're fine. [SPEAKER_04]: You can just wipe that off, wipe that clean, that's bad debt. [SPEAKER_04]: Bankrupt. [SPEAKER_02]: Who cares?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, here's executive scan. [SPEAKER_02]: My golden pair. [SPEAKER_02]: That's just crazy. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: That's it. [SPEAKER_06]: Honestly, that's how I feel every year around tax time. [SPEAKER_06]: When they start be like, you got to do your taxes. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, why? [SPEAKER_06]: I don't have anything. [SPEAKER_03]: What do you care? [SPEAKER_06]: Just leave me alone. [SPEAKER_03]: Leave me alone.

[SPEAKER_00]: Same. [SPEAKER_03]: Why do I have to do pay to get my taxes done? [SPEAKER_03]: Just for you to do them again. [SPEAKER_03]: And then tell me the wrong and say, Oh, my money. [SPEAKER_03]: What are you talking about? [SPEAKER_03]: This isn't saying. [SPEAKER_03]: You're already going to do them. [SPEAKER_03]: Just, yeah, what do I have to finish? [SPEAKER_06]: Why don't we have to do this? [SPEAKER_03]: Like, it's, I don't know, you do them in that if I dispute.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're already talking like it. [SPEAKER_03]: They're doing it themselves, though. [SPEAKER_03]: It's an, it's just like, guess what? [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody owes. [SPEAKER_06]: How about just take the proper amount? [SPEAKER_06]: I feel like in this day and age they could just get on me with fucking algorithm the stuff I feel like having to do fucking taxes at all is kind of weird I'm like, just do the math. [SPEAKER_06]: Someone, someone, somewhere do the math for me.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right. [SPEAKER_06]: What? [SPEAKER_06]: Like, I wanted to call my stay check. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to have to worry about it at the any year. [SPEAKER_06]: Ever. [SPEAKER_03]: I pay you. [SPEAKER_03]: I pay you off of my paychecks every fucking month is that that's not not enough.

[SPEAKER_03]: You already know how much I pay Leave me alone You already taxed the fucking shit out of me for everything else like and then at the end of the year Just we're like, I just guess what's everybody another two g's just a good fuck.

[SPEAKER_03]: You got that fuck off You've got that and you know what if you if you're tired of paying that two g's you can actually give us an advance They've been sending those letters out which is insane pay early [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can go ahead and pay it. [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to guess that you're going to owe money, so you can go ahead and do a pay in installments, Andrew. [SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't want to give you a fucking loan. [SPEAKER_03]: See, all right, fuck off.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think we're talking about this isn't saying. [SPEAKER_03]: So you can go ahead and send another fucking billion dollars to fucking Ukraine. [SPEAKER_04]: Like, this is not the name of the place overseas to get to the money. [SPEAKER_03]: God, you got a bath. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they need to do gender studies in Zimbabwe. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't fucking care. [SPEAKER_03]: It's not my problem. [SPEAKER_03]: Leave me alone. [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck off!

[SPEAKER_06]: It's funny because it's true. [SPEAKER_06]: It's true, we're paying for a change that he's in his involvement. [SPEAKER_06]: And I hope I can't punch a place. [SPEAKER_06]: Hold a bunch of different places. [SPEAKER_04]: Which I'd be fine with. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm fine with supporting all the stuff if we just had like extra money. [SPEAKER_04]: I should've ducked just fucking. [SPEAKER_03]: We don't have extra money. [SPEAKER_04]: We're sending it away. [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking poor.

[SPEAKER_03]: If we weren't the far away position. [SPEAKER_04]: Extremely wealthy. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm all for if I can spend a money. [SPEAKER_06]: You know what, he goes back to the old adage. [SPEAKER_06]: You have to spend money to make money. [SPEAKER_06]: I think that's what you guys are forgetting. [SPEAKER_06]: So we've been spending like crazy. [SPEAKER_06]: So it's only a matter of time before just we're going to change back to making money.

[SPEAKER_06]: The dividends are going to pay back. [SPEAKER_06]: Right? [SPEAKER_06]: 10 fold. [SPEAKER_06]: Right? [SPEAKER_06]: We just got to keep spending. [SPEAKER_03]: What are we doing to make money? [SPEAKER_03]: Are we building pipelines? [SPEAKER_03]: Are we doing it like what are we doing to make money? [SPEAKER_03]: Have we done anything to make money? [SPEAKER_03]: Are we just spending money? [SPEAKER_06]: Taxing streamers. [UNKNOWN]: Yeah. [UNKNOWN]: Ha ha.

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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm here as a rant about Canadian vault the most boring politics of all time come here as a rant about it fucking madness Listen, Andrews two two he's he's politics and then put in 250 outs on our creators Where I get it back [SPEAKER_06]: I kind of go look who's I was sitting side Jews like can you see how much people are playing? [SPEAKER_06]: I said oh, yeah, look and then pull it up and it's like 250 hours. [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, you know why though.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, you believe it on [SPEAKER_03]: I have to leave it on or else because my screen dies because the HDMI connection, so I have to restart my computer every time. [SPEAKER_06]: Open our creators and doesn't close it just so in case he can get into the garage, he can't click it quite clearly. [SPEAKER_03]: He's all the boys at work, all the boys at work know that like, I'll say, oh, I got to take the garbage out.

[SPEAKER_03]: So grab garbage, dip down to the garage, do a couple rounds. [SPEAKER_03]: So whenever we put the code word for doing a quick run, boys will text me like, hey, anybody taking the garbage out next little bit? [SPEAKER_03]: No, I could take the garbage out. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's just looking a little full. [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to fold that garbage out. [SPEAKER_03]: Sort it. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's good. [SPEAKER_04]: Anyways, in 2043, Europe will be under Muslim governance.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's plenty of time. [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, we're not having kids. [SPEAKER_04]: So someone's got to come and fill it the population. [SPEAKER_06]: He can't come up with something for yourself. [SPEAKER_06]: I've had I've had it. [SPEAKER_06]: All right. [SPEAKER_04]: I've said no. [SPEAKER_04]: We're doing our part. [SPEAKER_04]: We get this podcast is done there part. [SPEAKER_04]: We're doing our part, but the half the people this guy over here. [SPEAKER_04]: He's got no kids.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know, I don't know which way. [SPEAKER_06]: Are we all different? [SPEAKER_02]: A, my problems. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really work. [SPEAKER_02]: I'll be dead. [SPEAKER_06]: I'll be dead. [SPEAKER_03]: I'll be dead. [SPEAKER_00]: I'll be dead. [SPEAKER_06]: I'll be dead. [SPEAKER_06]: I'll be dead. [SPEAKER_06]: Imagine it 20 years. [SPEAKER_06]: We find out Dan's on that message board with those guys that go around and fucking given their seat away.

[SPEAKER_06]: Trying to like, you know, have you seen that documentary? [SPEAKER_06]: The guys that just go to the, [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so there's a real thing. [SPEAKER_06]: These guys have they make a living just going to every sperm bank in donating to sperm banks So some of these guys have hundreds of kids and it's like a fucking weird kink and they go to like Africa and they go to places that don't have regulations on how many a person can don't donate

[SPEAKER_06]: And the reason in countries like Britain and stuff, there's like laws on how much you can donate is because due to privacy laws, if you get too many of the same donor in one area, then you risk incest in the future, of like the half siblings dating each other. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, these guys have like skirted all the rules and like some of them have hundreds and hundreds of kids in the old days. [SPEAKER_06]: They brag about it all the time.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's not because you're not your donor

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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, a real bugger brawl. [SPEAKER_04]: This is, it's the fastest growing religion. [SPEAKER_04]: It's the fastest growing population. [SPEAKER_04]: It just makes sense. [SPEAKER_06]: That's the wrong with the little kissing cousins, right? [SPEAKER_06]: So, that's the curse. [SPEAKER_02]: So, and then by 276, anyway, anyway, I'm gonna fucking scoop you past that. [SPEAKER_03]: Change the topic before we get into the story.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you guys want to keep talking about it and making some more questionable, that's why it's made of observation. [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of people are. [SPEAKER_02]: And slightly charged statements. [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, it's allowed, man. [SPEAKER_03]: It's embraced. [SPEAKER_06]: It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, with the sperm donations. [SPEAKER_06]: It's legit problem in the UK.

[SPEAKER_06]: They found, like, people that were half siblings that were dating that didn't know they were half so they, because the parents didn't know they got sperm from different places, but it's littered with the same guy just traveling around. [SPEAKER_06]: And so it's like, it's a, I mean,

[SPEAKER_03]: Guys fucking get paid to rip a jail here and there like yeah You're gonna take advantage Unfortunately, there's nobody looking for fucking sperm from a five foot seven bald guy or else I'd be doing it too Yeah, but you're athletic maybe they want that maybe they like bald Maybe they like sure doubt it the most ones like I know what to make I think it's a good to be like at least six feet because they yeah, they're trying to breed these jeans out as am I

[SPEAKER_03]: My wife's dad is fucking six, five. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to fix this, fix that. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm getting rid of it. [SPEAKER_03]: Cleans in the world. [SPEAKER_03]: 2076. [SPEAKER_04]: Guess what's coming back? [SPEAKER_04]: Everyone's favorite. [SPEAKER_04]: It's going to start in New York City. [SPEAKER_04]: It's going to spread the wildfire. [SPEAKER_04]: Communisms, back, baby. [SPEAKER_04]: Full force, couple generations from now.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're all taken turn, stamp and pages. [SPEAKER_03]: It's $20. [SPEAKER_03]: $26. [SPEAKER_04]: $27. [SPEAKER_04]: $26. [SPEAKER_04]: Is that like maybe 50 years sooner? [SPEAKER_04]: Now take this can take a what's going to be a tip. [SPEAKER_04]: Doce can take a while. [SPEAKER_06]: Sounds like it's already coming. [SPEAKER_06]: How old are we going to be in? [SPEAKER_04]: I'll be fucking 80 something. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh fuck, they'll put us back to work.

[SPEAKER_06]: They're like, retirement's over, bitches. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Everyone works. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're back. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're back. [SPEAKER_04]: The pension. [SPEAKER_04]: You're running. [SPEAKER_04]: You're back. [SPEAKER_04]: You're back. [SPEAKER_04]: You're back. [SPEAKER_04]: You're back. [SPEAKER_04]: You're back. [SPEAKER_04]: You're back. [SPEAKER_04]: You're back. [SPEAKER_04]: You're back. [SPEAKER_04]: You're back. [SPEAKER_04]: You're back.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a vague story. [SPEAKER_03]: The seeds are already planted New York, man. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like, where do they mean communism or fascism? [SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know, I'd feel like people can flate the table a lot. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, it's the same thing, but different. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, and it's like people like put communism and the fascism and the same thing, which could be different, because they're two different ideological, I feel like what a communist would say.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, communism's gone so far left that it goes right. [SPEAKER_04]: You know, it goes all the way around. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you could be like communism versus like people think socialism is constantly a communism when they're two. [SPEAKER_02]: They could be too distinct. [SPEAKER_04]: I do like collectivism, socialism, communism. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't like any of these isms. [SPEAKER_06]: Autism is all the isms. [SPEAKER_04]: It's all spectrum of isms, you know?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, it's a spectrum spectrum. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how this one works out because they say in 2130, that's when the first context can happen. [SPEAKER_02]: But that is happening this year. [SPEAKER_02]: We talk about it. [SPEAKER_02]: Christopher Lee is saying that we're going to get first contact with the world cups. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know how that shakes out. [SPEAKER_04]: Well, Bob was right in fucking Chris or whatever is fucking bullshit.

[SPEAKER_06]: Honestly, we need a new we need a new prophet, I think, like a new Zelcher Domus right here. [SPEAKER_02]: We know we had to have those ethos solome. [SPEAKER_02]: I told you before you got on it. [SPEAKER_03]: It was you had a prophet called brave agent JJ. [SPEAKER_03]: Chad of Sykes. [SPEAKER_03]: You've foretold the Venezuelan event. [SPEAKER_06]: I did, I did call Venezuela to get your flowers. [SPEAKER_04]: I hear you flowers. [SPEAKER_04]: Eerie.

[SPEAKER_04]: You called Venezuela. [SPEAKER_04]: Are you listening to a bunch of people who have been called Venezuela for years? [SPEAKER_04]: And then you also said it. [SPEAKER_03]: No, no. [SPEAKER_04]: It's a K-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B [SPEAKER_06]: No, what I said was I think I said someone said the clip. [SPEAKER_06]: It's like two and a half years old.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was like So they need their oil liberated. [SPEAKER_06]: They need to dose the freedom. [SPEAKER_04]: I was like the only matter time now, and then that's what I mean to you Like that's like that was a prevalent thing for [SPEAKER_04]: 30 years. [SPEAKER_02]: I honestly joke. [SPEAKER_02]: It's just that more because they're only other like opaque nation like you're okay, so it's been a joke. [SPEAKER_06]: I just like, I guess it's just, I don't know, it's been, I had no idea.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like when I went to go like, I was like, oh, we fucked where they're attacking Venezuela. [SPEAKER_06]: They've gone into just fucking stolen the president in the middle of the night. [SPEAKER_06]: They did it probably the right way. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, I [SPEAKER_06]: I can't wait to see zero dark 40 or whatever they're going to call this one. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, but he's five years there's going to be a move That's made for a good show. [SPEAKER_06]: Hell yeah, for sure.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was going to be a dope movie and I can't wait You get this military precision strike, but I was like, I was like, I did a good job like I had no idea about anybody died. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, like 80 people died. [SPEAKER_03]: It's not bad. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: No, but that's [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, not many actually died. [SPEAKER_04]: There's a lot of bombs I've seen, yeah, but I also don't know what's real. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if the bombs are fake.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if we saw a bunch of raider flares going off. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't know if we saw a bunch of raider flares going off. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I was like, I like it. [SPEAKER_06]: So there was a meme, it was like, looks like Maduro's not going back or his head back to sparenza. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's, I mean, the interesting thing for me is like just kind of sitting at like, I have no listen, no real idea what the fuck's going on in Venezuela before this. [SPEAKER_03]: I have no idea what's going on right now. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, I don't know if it's if I should be pro for this or completely against this. [SPEAKER_06]: I have no idea. [SPEAKER_03]: Never seen media so split before ever.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like you go on obviously the biased fucking acts and you see Venezuelan people cheering and happy and everything's good and then you turn on your local news and it's like fucking tyrant going after oil orange mad bad and you're like, I fucking don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: like it's like there's no way it doesn't kind of look shitty going to do another country press conference and black fuck around find out I'm like [SPEAKER_06]: Where the hell's going on?

[SPEAKER_06]: I feel like he has crazy rules. [SPEAKER_02]: Are we next? [SPEAKER_02]: It's hard. [SPEAKER_02]: It's hard to get a Mexican. [SPEAKER_02]: It's really hard to take it seriously when they're saying that, oh, we indicted it on drug trafficking charges. [SPEAKER_02]: When you just pardoned the Honduran president who had like four kilograms, like 400 kilograms of cocaine, like I can make about like smoking cocaine.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so you're going to go in there, you're going to kill a whole bunch of people for getting this guy on [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Like literally Mexico is a big bad drug charge is all this. [SPEAKER_03]: He didn't do shit to Mexico and then you go into Venezuela. [SPEAKER_03]: You're like, what? [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, I'm at the level where like I'm so confused. [SPEAKER_04]: They're all all the leaders. [SPEAKER_04]: It's just a game to them.

[SPEAKER_04]: And he's probably live in the eye life now, whatever fucking jail. [SPEAKER_04]: He's in like, listen, we're going to come in there. [SPEAKER_04]: Do you just stand in your front porch? [SPEAKER_04]: We'll drop a helicopter. [SPEAKER_04]: We'll take you out. [SPEAKER_04]: Drop a couple bombs. [SPEAKER_04]: Make a little thing out with fucking bin Laden. [SPEAKER_04]: Some fucking chill in there. [SPEAKER_04]: Is that [SPEAKER_04]: That's level of just trust I'm at.

[SPEAKER_04]: I kind of believe, oh yeah, I fucking hear any more. [SPEAKER_03]: I could not agree more, man. [SPEAKER_04]: And especially anything that invokes like those, like far spread feelings. [SPEAKER_04]: Like, you know, anything that divides so bad. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, I don't know what the truth here is. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm gonna just...

[SPEAKER_03]: when are we going to get like fucking news again like just when are we going to know is that ever going to happen again no or has it ever happened that's have we ever been told the real name was well there was at one point where the United States like we had an actual like there was regulations where you had to show kind of like both sides of that like we talked about this buddy we can cannot do we had the house hip-o we told everybody we warned you about fake news

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, misleading. [SPEAKER_02]: They're what they are. [SPEAKER_02]: There's some stuff that's like that should come back. [SPEAKER_02]: That we got rid of. [SPEAKER_02]: Let's wait. [SPEAKER_02]: It is coming back. [SPEAKER_06]: We've already seen it. [SPEAKER_06]: We're going to have just independent journalists, YouTubers breaking stories. [SPEAKER_06]: Not stop now. [SPEAKER_06]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_00]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_06]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_06]: Perpetently.

[SPEAKER_06]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_06]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_06]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_06]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_06]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_06]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_06]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_06]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_02]: Perpetently. [UNKNOWN]: Perpetently. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's just gonna, I feel like it's gonna be more just like pizza gate like people with shotguns like breaking down can take it. [SPEAKER_02]: Where are the kids?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like 11 p.m. at night in your life. [SPEAKER_06]: I already said it, man. [SPEAKER_06]: The next one someone's gonna do it. [SPEAKER_06]: Go, when have you seen blood in the blood base, right? [SPEAKER_06]: Someone's gonna break in there and find the blood. [SPEAKER_06]: Where's the blood?

[SPEAKER_04]: I was a year last week, you guys talked about the fraud stuff, the daycare stuff, whatever, I don't have no idea, but like the what when he goes to when there's like the or Timmy wall step is not running next year is not running next year. [SPEAKER_02]: I know they're like, I did that. [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, did you I have no idea. [SPEAKER_02]: No, I feel like that's an Al Franken decision where it's like you shouldn't have done it.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's when he goes to the it's the more the medical clinic sounds like what there's 14 Oddly name medical clinics in this building and no one's waiting anywhere.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was like this side's very easy the daycare stuff I'm like or the daycare donations to the fucking they listen Democratic part of like right there was fraud there's been fraud going on for a while There's been investigations for years has there not been [SPEAKER_03]: any time with these social programs is going to be fraud you like people are going to take advantage of us got them perfect systems because they're they're in purposes because they are created by imperfect well.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's, that's a government contract. [SPEAKER_06]: Any person who put it bids on a government contract, you go, oh, righty, okay, 100 times, the hundred times the normal costs. [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, there was, there were investigations into the fraud beforehand, like two years of order. [SPEAKER_02]: They were already like prosecuting people and imposing like new regulations to make it more difficult for fraud to occur. [SPEAKER_02]: So it was being already investigating.

[SPEAKER_02]: But the thing is is like now it's kind of like, [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, it's more like a smear campaign because you know, like once if Tim walls were to run which he said he's not next year, like they would just hammer those ads, even though none of them are factually correct, they would just hammer the sound bites and they would just keep doing that like all what's not factually correct anything.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, if it's like, it's like, oh, there's all this fraud and all these numbers. [SPEAKER_02]: They would just throw that there. [SPEAKER_02]: They would throw out the satin, like the soundpights of him, like, all the YouTube. [SPEAKER_02]: Do anything out of the YouTuber, out of the local news. [SPEAKER_02]: Just like guys name up and they would put everything. [SPEAKER_04]: Guys, famous overnight, somehow.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, some of the stuff you're like, that looks suspicious. [SPEAKER_04]: This is weird. [SPEAKER_06]: I saw a video of him walking at a, like, proct. [SPEAKER_06]: And like, just a bunch of girls were circling them. [SPEAKER_06]: Being like, grab my titties and whip in the titties of, like, protest them and he's like, ah, ah! [SPEAKER_06]: That was pretty funny, I was like, this is funny. [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, I like these YouTube videos.

[SPEAKER_03]: There's always going to be fraud with these social programs. [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, you look at our province and BC and it's like, all right, we literally have like, our province is a ran on the fucking junkie industrial complex 100%. [SPEAKER_03]: Like it's literally like, they're like, listen, we've got a problem with addicts.

[SPEAKER_03]: So to fight this, we're just going to make them more of an addict by [SPEAKER_04]: And then that is the craziest fucking thing I've ever been to tell these people to set up programs for the addicts which we've created and then we're gonna make more money We'd make more money by having more apps.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but we had to do that We had to create something because we lost so much money when they were like all right I guess we should just not allow people to walk into casino with millions of dollars [SPEAKER_06]: And then just make a couple bets and then cash it out. [SPEAKER_06]: I can get a whole bunch of clean money We should probably put a cap on that maybe like what oh man That's real, Dan. [SPEAKER_06]: We had no rules.

[SPEAKER_06]: You could just go to casino with any amount of money. [SPEAKER_06]: No questions asked that's fun place bets and then just cash out and you have clean money clean [SPEAKER_04]: How do you think I got so rich, but so rich here? [SPEAKER_06]: That's how we're cleaning that. [SPEAKER_04]: ATT money, Spotify money, Spotify what, that was all, that was all a cover up, that was when we even, not even real. [SPEAKER_04]: It's laundry.

[SPEAKER_04]: I could see you know, anyway, it's fast-forwarding to a 2170 global drought will ravage the planet and devastate much of the world. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't care. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how the, I don't know how drought's going to work on a worldwide because if you go say we do go more greenhouse Effect, you know hotter weather like humidity and drier, so some places will be desert and some places will be Lush rain force.

[SPEAKER_04]: I can't see that how that just goes global, which is like oh, and now there's no water in the atmosphere [SPEAKER_02]: I'm more pumped for 3,000, 5, the Martian War. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, man. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Actually sounds pretty bad. [SPEAKER_02]: Actually sounds pretty good. [SPEAKER_04]: So the Martian War is this like, are we going to get to Mars set up a colony and then we're going to fight ourselves as a good question.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what's going to happen. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure if it's a civilization that it's not really clear whether it's a civilization that already exists on Mars or, you know, they were already there before. [SPEAKER_02]: Or is it a [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we set up a call. [SPEAKER_02]: Is it a the expense deal where it's going to be like we set up a colony there and then they want to be independent and yeah, America obviously must who's still alive is obviously.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, if you think with Trump's head listen earth's going to put a T tax on Mars And those block and Martians are going to have none of it. [SPEAKER_04]: Dude, and they are going to revolt before revolutions. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you just you just did the entire plot of the expense. [SPEAKER_04]: Did the entire plot of North America? [SPEAKER_04]: This is after thousands of like a couple thousand years of we get to Mars. [SPEAKER_04]: There's native Martians there.

[SPEAKER_04]: We've got to take them over first. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Got to do all that first. [SPEAKER_04]: Then the bellar. [SPEAKER_02]: The cockroaches that we send to Mars to Terraformad, turn into cockroach people. [SPEAKER_02]: And then we have to fight them with genetically all kinds of people from different insects DNA. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that'd be cool. [SPEAKER_02]: I think Ohio could jump on Mars. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: He just teleported to Mars right now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he could jump in. [SPEAKER_03]: Terraformar we should that's where we should play our space jam games on Mars. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit. [SPEAKER_03]: That's where the W and B The C I do you want the CR sound to play in fucking in Mars on Mars. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's their home fucking court After the Martian War [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, almost 800 years later, you're going to have end of the world, part one. [SPEAKER_02]: I guess the earth will no longer support life.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I guess people who have survived the Martian work and I have to, you know, you have to shuffle off earth and move somewhere else. [SPEAKER_04]: So the Martian has nuke earth. [SPEAKER_04]: Is that what happened? [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_06]: That's the added, I guess if you ever do something, some surprises.

[SPEAKER_02]: I guess it would take like a couple hundred years for it to be completely uninhabitable if you're like, [SPEAKER_02]: You know, you have to drop a lot of new. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, if it, yeah, if it was like a run when runaway greenhouse effect, wouldn't it, couldn't it be, couldn't happen quick at a certain point? [SPEAKER_04]: Sixth, just still talking like, like, hands of thousands of people.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you just like, yeah, like completely uninhabitable, like nothing left, like I'd, I'd probably take up on eight years. [SPEAKER_02]: I think to completely, whatever. [SPEAKER_06]: Probably probably going to be from all the windmills. [SPEAKER_02]: than like another 1500 years later in 50s 79, you're going to have the end of the world part two for realist time. [SPEAKER_02]: Everything ends. [SPEAKER_02]: World is world's done, I guess. [SPEAKER_02]: Is that we'd like to show you?

[SPEAKER_06]: It's going to grow a little bit. [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's not. [SPEAKER_02]: It's only a couple of us in years. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like in a couple billion years. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Is that, did we get that from her? [SPEAKER_06]: How far do we go with it? [SPEAKER_02]: We get, for sure. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: 57% predicted the heat death of the universe. [SPEAKER_04]: And 19.5 billion views that the universe will expand.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then contract to a point where everything just blows up. [SPEAKER_02]: There's just no energy left. [SPEAKER_02]: It's just, just dead. [SPEAKER_06]: Um, doesn't even make sense. [SPEAKER_06]: But the new making.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just like, I just said them trying to not bubble on those predictions, but it's like, but now recently, I'm telling you this Athosalamegai makes predictions are a little, they hit a little closer at home because it's not, it's not just like vague predictions. [SPEAKER_02]: This guy makes predictions about celebrities, like specific celebrities, which, like, let's be honest, that's what most people do. [SPEAKER_06]: So here's this guy, Athosalam. [SPEAKER_02]: So long.

[SPEAKER_02]: So long, so long. [SPEAKER_06]: What's he, is he, is he on the, is he like a TikTok and shit? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think I've seen I've shown you guys his picture before and you're like, that's what this is exactly what the guy you would expect. [SPEAKER_02]: I remember like, is he like, a kind of, he looks, yeah, no, he looks like the giga Chad guy. [SPEAKER_02]: Like he's got his face is like, Kurt is Kurt, like, just flat points like it's, uh, it's really great.

[SPEAKER_06]: But yeah, he's fucking, he's, he has new and he's new and boys. [SPEAKER_03]: That guy's a fucking psychic for sure that guy's 100% to look at that jawline look at that fucking robe dude that guy's got a fucking dick head fucking loser dude yeah man this guy's got sergerinas face for sure that guy looks like he smells like brood aftershave [SPEAKER_04]: You got to look like this interview. [SPEAKER_04]: You got to look like this guy up right now.

[SPEAKER_04]: This pause the podcast. [SPEAKER_04]: Look this guy up in the lab for this because it's a doctor. [SPEAKER_06]: I forgot both of them. [SPEAKER_06]: And if you want to see the exact same picture that the theory is looking, make sure he's being. [SPEAKER_06]: Comes up immediately. [SPEAKER_06]: This guy looks like his cheeks are just fucking raw from biting him.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: like he's he this guy's chewing on cheek every fucking everybody came and get my he's like just chop the top of the huge damage all I know like what do they do to say is that fillers like what is that are he's got a lot of time for sure he's got filler in the two bones now that's the upper upper lower black for sure

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, this is a guy that you would expect these these predictions are coming from, he had some predictions on Blake Lively, um, who is the white face, you're okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: That tracks her just finally we're winner Oscar, uh, maybe he's saying that, uh, since she was kind of embroiled in some stuff during, uh, 2025, her career is going to change in 2026, and she says she's going to focus more efforts on the a behind the scenes involvement on her, her projects stupid predictions because, [SPEAKER_03]: She he's protecting this because he knows cuz he's gonna have an affair with Ryan Reynolds.

[SPEAKER_02]: No kidding me single He's got another prediction for the Sydney Swenie the Sydney Swenie No way [SPEAKER_06]: That's not a real picture. [SPEAKER_06]: That's I got to find a full body picture of this guy Sure, Nick and Nick and picture put up. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, ethos alone full body new fans full body news. [SPEAKER_06]: Let's go Dude, I don't know that guy's not real. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know man. [SPEAKER_04]: Look at that's not real. [SPEAKER_04]: That's not real.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's real person [SPEAKER_06]: It's a real person, but like, no, I don't want it to be. [SPEAKER_03]: No, that doesn't make any sense. [SPEAKER_02]: It's real, dude. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a real guy. [SPEAKER_02]: That's a name. [SPEAKER_06]: Look at this one. [SPEAKER_06]: This one's like, hey, that's a crucial picture. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Why is he's head so fucking enormous? [SPEAKER_03]: It's not a real person. [SPEAKER_03]: That's an AI person.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's not real. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's it doesn't not look real. [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't look like a real fake fucking rock making me the shittiest look in fuck. [SPEAKER_03]: I've never seen it in a prediction about Blake live. [SPEAKER_04]: She's probably said that in interviews. [SPEAKER_04]: He's like listen. [SPEAKER_04]: I have a feeling that she's going to take a lesser role next year. [SPEAKER_04]: and she'll focus on this behind the scenes and producing.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's probably said that. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, fucking, mystic, mystic, fortune teller, please give me more fucking theories about what happened to the chick from the traveling pants. [SPEAKER_03]: Like who gives a shit about Blake Liveley? [SPEAKER_03]: Guess what fuck? [SPEAKER_03]: What is this guy doing? [SPEAKER_03]: Who cares? [SPEAKER_03]: Is he TMZ's fucking psychic?

[SPEAKER_04]: I have a feeling that Katy Perry will reinvent her brand this year, Katy Perry with our X prime minister, she'll get a ton of fucking control over her. [SPEAKER_04]: Nobody or she fucking gives it to me the strap off for sure dude. [SPEAKER_04]: She's got a chindoo on no doubt about a hundred percent But I saw that guy fucking sucks dude. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know this I [SPEAKER_06]: I'm not even sure if this is a real person. [SPEAKER_06]: Like have you seen him in it?

[SPEAKER_06]: It's not. [SPEAKER_06]: It's not. [SPEAKER_06]: It's not real dude. [SPEAKER_02]: It's not real. [SPEAKER_02]: It's not real guy. [SPEAKER_02]: He's not real man. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm actually starting to think that he's not real. [SPEAKER_02]: And he's a real man. [SPEAKER_03]: If he's real, then he is a fucking lizard person. [SPEAKER_03]: That guy harps because it's a salamander. [SPEAKER_03]: Poor fucking sure. [SPEAKER_03]: That guy is part salamander.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's got nonhuman qualities of his face for sure. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: That's what David Ike's been talking about these guys. [SPEAKER_03]: Is there a shirtless photo of him? [SPEAKER_04]: Relax. [SPEAKER_04]: Let's go. [SPEAKER_04]: Let's see it relax. [SPEAKER_04]: How many fingers does he have? [SPEAKER_03]: Does he have nipples? [SPEAKER_06]: It's got three nips and nine fingers. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna go to a different time.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna go to a different search part of search this. [SPEAKER_06]: We're gonna go to fucking dog pile now. [SPEAKER_06]: Let me open a private town. [SPEAKER_04]: I put an incognito window first. [SPEAKER_04]: Let me mess up my algorithm. [SPEAKER_04]: What if you search on chat to GPT? [SPEAKER_04]: Does it fucking save a history? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, if you search on chat, GBT says, stop looking into me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Chat, GBT has like, will maintain most of your chat, but there is like a temporary chat one, which I think that's supposed to lead it, but anything on the internet is there forever. [SPEAKER_06]: Just what other what's another celebrity, does he, is that? [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's a city. [SPEAKER_02]: Why do you have the city? [SPEAKER_02]: So he needs going to apparently repair her reputation, which I guess is, I don't know, from the American. [SPEAKER_02]: It's wrong.

[SPEAKER_02]: She needs to be in a favor. [SPEAKER_02]: So she, I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: She had some controversy during that. [SPEAKER_02]: I think it was over Jean's commercial. [SPEAKER_02]: Jean's commercial. [SPEAKER_02]: The Jean's stuff. [SPEAKER_02]: I guess you four years coming back, the show that she was in. [SPEAKER_02]: You four is coming back. [SPEAKER_02]: So she's going to increase her opportunity to win. [SPEAKER_06]: She was just in that fucking weird, what is it?

[SPEAKER_06]: The house made or whatever. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I don't know my wife read that book. [SPEAKER_06]: I read the book, too. [SPEAKER_06]: It's honestly. [SPEAKER_06]: I read the book because Jamie was like oh, right there's on the flight. [SPEAKER_03]: It has such a good twist. [SPEAKER_06]: It is such a good twist. [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, within the first call, they're probably in the fucking two chapters in. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, right away.

[SPEAKER_06]: And then the other thing I was reading, I was like, every single guy in the, I felt so weird reading the book, every single guy in the book, it's like, he was so fucking hot. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm fucking chisel abs, I'm fucking sweet look like this fucking fortune teller from these minutes. [SPEAKER_06]: This is sexy. [SPEAKER_06]: And then any other, any other fucking woman, it's like she's a [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, you're a fucking bitch. [SPEAKER_06]: What up, bitch?

[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, holy shit. [SPEAKER_06]: Give me a give mother tea tails to where the women here. [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, got two, I got, they go into Tolkund detail. [SPEAKER_06]: Talk about these guys that come gutters. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, holy shit. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's a... [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what it is about women's literature, but it's horny. [SPEAKER_04]: It is. [SPEAKER_04]: It is.

[SPEAKER_03]: If the books I read got into detail about sex, I would get uncomfortable. [SPEAKER_04]: I just go turn, I just search, I would be like, what are you doing here? [SPEAKER_03]: Like, what do you mean? [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not here to fucking jack off. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm here to read. [SPEAKER_03]: Right? [SPEAKER_03]: Like, there's two separate things for me. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I want to enjoy the book. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, why are we getting steamy here?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is weird. [SPEAKER_03]: I do. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't even know what I'm doing. [SPEAKER_04]: That's the same. [SPEAKER_00]: It was funny. [SPEAKER_04]: One time, Steph was listening to an audio book one time. [SPEAKER_04]: Like some romance novel or something. [SPEAKER_04]: And then I started the car in the morning and it connected. [SPEAKER_04]: and I'm listening to this and then I just record recorded and sent to us like what is this?

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean listen if they're looking if they're fucking lying in a mop so you can knock them down not a terrible situation. [SPEAKER_03]: It's worked a couple times, but yeah, that's fine. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'd be okay with that, but it's not the case. [SPEAKER_03]: because she's read about these sexy guys in the book and then she looks over at my fucking bald tripply ass and she's like, yeah, fuck is this? [SPEAKER_06]: Baby, can you shame my back? [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah!

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's why some people read for the escapees. [SPEAKER_02]: That's fair. [SPEAKER_06]: It's honestly like all those uh, because I read uh, I think that's uh, I can't Hoover. [SPEAKER_06]: I think Hoover does that one Clarify Larry's Hoover is someone that some of the Colleen Hoover Colleen Hoover. [SPEAKER_06]: That's the one and then there's like another lady There's another lady that does like the same style of books and I'm like this is same lady.

[SPEAKER_06]: Is it like this is one lady right in all these cuz they're all AI [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they're all the same. [SPEAKER_05]: I was like, it's the same kind of formulaic like they like make me a fucking horny murder mystery Bitches [SPEAKER_06]: Fuck cows. [SPEAKER_06]: It's so funny. [SPEAKER_06]: Like the only two women in that entire book. [SPEAKER_05]: They're just fucking Stoma husband's my sexy gardener just she's out there gardener.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, sure I just brooding at me with his Fucking sexy gardener real life. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, holy [SPEAKER_06]: I got to get a different cover for the face. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't want anyone to see it. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm beefy in this. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we're right. [SPEAKER_06]: It's smart. [SPEAKER_06]: Dude, I go through phases. [SPEAKER_06]: I go through phases, reading phases. [SPEAKER_06]: We're all just crush books and then watch a smile.

[SPEAKER_06]: Sometimes I'll just, I usually try to mix up the genre, so every now and then I'll read one of the one of something Jamie's read. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, really I fucking suck I just can read one genre for I now get I'll read it for years And then I I've been reading a biography then I read a like a I'll read a like a sci-fi or then a horny checkbook Yeah, I just changed it up.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, then I'll read it fucking try to get in my my family side I'll read a fucking porn out Do you like did you you start a bath and light some candles where you read that fucking chat [SPEAKER_03]: Got to set the mood. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm trying to unlock my feminine side, right? [SPEAKER_06]: I can't use a fucking- No fucking bath in the morning. [SPEAKER_06]: Gaggy is a bubble bomb. [SPEAKER_06]: Was that what they're called? [SPEAKER_06]: Bath bomb? [SPEAKER_03]: No bath bomb.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's a bath bomb to relax. [SPEAKER_06]: I like the way my skin feels. [SPEAKER_06]: And I like the way I smell it. [SPEAKER_06]: I know for a fact that you haven't relaxed in six months. [SPEAKER_06]: That's true. [SPEAKER_03]: That is true. [SPEAKER_06]: It started with me.

[SPEAKER_06]: Honestly, I'm pretty sure because Roman was so sick anyway in the hot tub with me and I pulled up his swim W. You said it cry a little bit and we got it hot tub and I was like it was dark and I was like [SPEAKER_06]: I know he's shit in the hot dump. [SPEAKER_06]: I can't know, I know. [SPEAKER_06]: Almost without a doubt in my mind that there's a turn right now boiling, coming apart right now in the hot dump. [SPEAKER_06]: That I'm gonna have to go deal with.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, like, boiling, crumbly turd in the hot. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: The filter, we made it. [SPEAKER_03]: That's probably Diorilla. [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, loser, can't. [SPEAKER_03]: The filters will get it. [SPEAKER_04]: Soft serve. [SPEAKER_04]: The filters will get it. [SPEAKER_04]: It was a little fucking shock in there. [SPEAKER_04]: You'll be fine. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, oh, yeah, and it's like perfect time because you're like normal.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'd be like, well, I'm unplugging the hot dog right. [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, well, it's cool. [SPEAKER_06]: Everything free. [SPEAKER_06]: So I just got to let that sucker fucking marinade in there. [SPEAKER_06]: I knew it because he was like, ah, I was like, what's going on? [SPEAKER_06]: He's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I was like, god damn it. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm getting out too. [SPEAKER_06]: Like, give my stuff a look. [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, nothing on me.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was like, god damn it. [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, oh, good luck. [SPEAKER_06]: I'll report back later. [SPEAKER_06]: We thought it dealt them. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm with just about a hundred percent sure. [SPEAKER_06]: There's a third in there. [SPEAKER_06]: Nice. [SPEAKER_04]: Anyways, I think that's pretty much it for Bob of Angus predictions. [SPEAKER_04]: If you can call them that, I guess we'll find out.

[SPEAKER_04]: If this podcast is still somewhere deep in the media files and fucking 30, 50, six or whatever, then the world is sweet. [SPEAKER_02]: Let us know. [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, predictions are always fun, especially the vague ones because you can really extrapolate on those babies. [SPEAKER_06]: We can't leave every single, every one of us has got to make a big prediction for this year. [SPEAKER_06]: What's happening? [SPEAKER_04]: What's happening? [SPEAKER_04]: He was right, right?

[SPEAKER_06]: He's got to make a good prediction. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to predict there's going to be [SPEAKER_04]: an earthquake with the landslide somewhere in the region of India, Pakistan, somewhere coming up this next year somewhere in India. [SPEAKER_06]: All right. [SPEAKER_06]: And now, now give me a celebrity prediction. [SPEAKER_04]: Kanye West will release another controversial song to try and gain traction for possibly for a knockout.

[SPEAKER_02]: You jack, me, is going to make another Wolverine movie. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's good. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: That's easy. [SPEAKER_06]: You probably already know that. [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think it's coming out though. [SPEAKER_06]: Well, maybe it went as secret because I know he's coming back his Wolverine. [SPEAKER_06]: I just say he's making another Wolverine movie. [SPEAKER_02]: Um, Wolverine in a movie or something.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think so I said there's going to be a big fire. [SPEAKER_06]: Um, my celebrity prediction. [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, I predict this year that, uh, [SPEAKER_06]: Our boy Leonardo DiCaprio is finally going to settle down and he's going to announce his engagement. [SPEAKER_04]: It's going to. [SPEAKER_06]: It was on the afternoon. [SPEAKER_06]: 18 year old. [SPEAKER_06]: Freshly 18. [SPEAKER_06]: Freshly 18 year old model. [SPEAKER_06]: This is the last one I swear.

[SPEAKER_06]: Some young model. [SPEAKER_06]: And that's it. [SPEAKER_06]: He's going to announce his engagement. [SPEAKER_06]: That's okay. [SPEAKER_02]: That's my celebrity. [SPEAKER_02]: That's good. [SPEAKER_06]: Andrew, what's your, what do you got? [SPEAKER_03]: Cardassians are getting a fucking shack up with another basketball player. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: That's good. [SPEAKER_06]: That's good. [SPEAKER_06]: Which one? [SPEAKER_06]: Just any just thoughts about it.

[SPEAKER_06]: White spray, you can't pick it out. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: My mind is on Catland. [SPEAKER_06]: Is that it? [SPEAKER_06]: Hey, everyone. [SPEAKER_06]: That's it. [SPEAKER_04]: That's a good exchange for train physics. [SPEAKER_04]: That's it. [SPEAKER_04]: And we actually got a couple beauties supporting the show this month. [SPEAKER_04]: That's cool. [SPEAKER_04]: They went to patreon.com. [SPEAKER_04]: They searched for theorists theorizing.

[SPEAKER_04]: They found up patreon. [SPEAKER_04]: They signed up not on Apple on your phone. [SPEAKER_04]: They signed up on your web browser. [SPEAKER_04]: If you don't pay it, it's actually 30% those fucking scoundrels. [SPEAKER_04]: There's no way these people are in and out. [SPEAKER_04]: This week, we got Christian 343, here in Matthew, Ganoxio. [SPEAKER_00]: Let's go pour in a show for convenience, we appreciate the picture.

[SPEAKER_06]: And there's no way saying anything to these things. [SPEAKER_06]: Keep those eyes. [SPEAKER_00]: That's guys. [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.

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