VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL: I Hate Valentine's Day (2009)

Happy Valentine's Day from all of us at Alcohollywood! In lieu of our regularly scheduled programming, our friends Julia and Todd join us to take on the 2009 Nia Vardalos vanity project I Hate Valentine's Day! In this tragic misfire,  the My Big Fat Greek Wedding star plays a patently psychotic florist whose strict five-date system blows up in her face in the wake of a fling with a charming, down-to-earth restauranteur (John Corbett, her co-star from Greek Wedding). The humor falls flat, Vardalos' personality is grating, and the cast is full of obnoxious comic relief characters who are given no inner lives except in relation to Vardalos' Genevieve. Seriously, this film looks like it was shot in a facsimile of New York City made on a different planet - it's worth at least one painful watch, with the help of our custom cocktail and drinking rules!