151 - Police Academy 3 - Back in Training (1986)
Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries?

Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries?
Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.
Hot sauce... for my burrito! You taste so good to me!
I'm Johnny Wishbone, psychic extraordinaire. And if you need me, just think "Johnny Wishbone" and I come running.
Hey, if I had some place to go I certainly wouldn't be in 'Cleve-Land'.
Have you ever had that feeling that this is the best I'm ever gonna do, this is the best I'm ever gonna feel... and it ain't that great?
Just a slight stiffness coming on... due to the altitude, no doubt.
It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
Well, it's like, how many babies fit the tire? You know, that old joke.
You should give up smoking. Cigarettes are very bad for your chest.
I got a little paranoid and thought people were out to get me. Now I know, they are.
"It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable."
Because you made a phone call.
Jason, Omni, and Jeff are back with Thunderball!
The boys get left home alone with eggnog and watch the wet bandits.
Ack! Ack! Ack!.... Ack! Ack!
Jason and Omni are back with Goldfinger!
Another spooky episode. A naked alien experiment is sent to Earth and frozen for 29 years. The boys go to Sorority Row where Chris and J.C. unleash the dormant alien experiment that turns people into zombies. With the help of the old police detective they save the day and Chris gets the girl.
Jason and Omni are back with From Russia With Love.
The one with the rocket launcher. The boys learn about fan boats, gators, and dual wielding penalties.
The one where janitor dies... again.
The one with the grim reaper.
The one about doubloons. The boys ride along with Riggs and Murtaugh again and get to see a toilet blow up.
The one about a spoof. The boys join Sam Jackson and Emilio in a parody of the buddy cop genre with Loaded Weapon 1. While some of the jokes are still funny, the minimal plot and structure make this one tough to talk about. Come for the spectacle of Tim Curry dressed as a Wilderness Girl and stick around for the gratuitous beaver shot.
Jason and Omni reboot Bondcast! This episode we discuss the "first" bond movie Dr. No.
The one with Doogie. The boyz are doing their part!
The one with the convenience store. The boys visit Dante, Randal, Jay, and Silent Bob. "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
The one with Bacon. The boys visit Val & Earl in Perfection where they have a bit of a earthworm problem.
The one with Billy Bong Thornton. The boys watch a group of friends become drug dealers after killing a horse.
The one with the toe. The boys watch The Dude, Walter, and Donny are involved in a kidnapping plot that starts off with some rug pee-ers.