I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.
Cuckoo
Welcome to... Fright... Night! For real.
Wayne, I think we've established that "Ca-Caw Ca-Caw" and "Tookie Tookie" don't work.
I have seen the Future, and it doesn't work.
Welcome, James. It's been a long time... and, finally, here we are. What took you so long?
Not too hot. *Extra* chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.
How many times do I have to say it? Please don't shoot the nuclear WEAPONS!
Some say the garage is still on fire.
I have to return some videotapes.
Are you guys nuts? I'm nuts... this is my partner, pretzels.
A gun and a radio. It's not exactly Christmas, is it?
They say you're judged by the strength of your enemies.
They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.
Berg tries to earn money by product testing some talking sneakers. Sharon gets a new boyfriend, Ted who is a lawyer. Naturally, Berg and Pete have to check him out, and they don't approve because he seems too perfect.
Sharon faces an ethical dilemma with her company's latest insecticide. Berg is continuing to participate in drug trials. Pete makes a presentation of his architectural project but Berg thinks he has drunk the latest drug being trialed.
I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?
I thought that was our last job, Brian. So now we work for the Hulk? That's what we're doing? Why do I smell baby oil?
Height: six foot two and a half. 184 pounds. Trophies for karate and judo, holder of the Kama Sutra black belt.
Trip and Jason watch Two Guys and a Girl [and a pizza place?] Pete wants to break up with Melissa but has a lot of trouble doing it. So, she dumps him. Berg tries to reconcile them but just makes matters worse. Eventually, Pete and Melissa decide to work things out.
I'm Peaceful Fountains of Desire, the masseuse. I come with compliments of the manager.
The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Right here, right now. Salute, mi familia.
How did you get in here? I'm going to call Security... and congratulate them.
Your new BMW 750. All the usual refinements. Machine guns. Rockets. The GPS tracking system.
What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.
Some big drug dealer just escaped. Now, will that be smoking or non-smoking, mister...?
Ring Dings and milk? Oh sure. Then well get some balloons and go to the puppet show. What are you, two years old?
All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now.
I kick ass for the Lord!
Sorry, old man, section 26, paragraph 5. Need-to-know. Sure you understand.
