I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.
Nov 28, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 7
Cuckoo
Nov 14, 2023•1 hr 41 min•Season 2Ep. 27
Welcome to... Fright... Night! For real.
Oct 31, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 178
Wayne, I think we've established that "Ca-Caw Ca-Caw" and "Tookie Tookie" don't work.
Apr 04, 2023•38 min•Season 1Ep. 177
I have seen the Future, and it doesn't work.
Feb 28, 2023•37 min•Ep. 2
Welcome, James. It's been a long time... and, finally, here we are. What took you so long?
Feb 14, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 26
Not too hot. *Extra* chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.
Dec 21, 2022•48 min•Season 1Ep. 176
How many times do I have to say it? Please don't shoot the nuclear WEAPONS!
Nov 30, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 175
Some say the garage is still on fire.
Oct 25, 2022•53 min•Ep. 174
I have to return some videotapes.
Sep 20, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 175
Are you guys nuts? I'm nuts... this is my partner, pretzels.
Sep 06, 2022•26 min
A gun and a radio. It's not exactly Christmas, is it?
Aug 23, 2022•2 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 25
They say you're judged by the strength of your enemies.
Aug 09, 2022•2 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 24
They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.
Jul 26, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 172
Berg tries to earn money by product testing some talking sneakers. Sharon gets a new boyfriend, Ted who is a lawyer. Naturally, Berg and Pete have to check him out, and they don't approve because he seems too perfect.
Jun 21, 2022•38 min
Sharon faces an ethical dilemma with her company's latest insecticide. Berg is continuing to participate in drug trials. Pete makes a presentation of his architectural project but Berg thinks he has drunk the latest drug being trialed.
Jun 07, 2022•25 min
I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?
May 24, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 23
I thought that was our last job, Brian. So now we work for the Hulk? That's what we're doing? Why do I smell baby oil?
Apr 19, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 6
Height: six foot two and a half. 184 pounds. Trophies for karate and judo, holder of the Kama Sutra black belt.
Apr 05, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 22
Trip and Jason watch Two Guys and a Girl [and a pizza place?] Pete wants to break up with Melissa but has a lot of trouble doing it. So, she dumps him. Berg tries to reconcile them but just makes matters worse. Eventually, Pete and Melissa decide to work things out.
Mar 29, 2022•27 min
I'm Peaceful Fountains of Desire, the masseuse. I come with compliments of the manager.
Mar 22, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 21
The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Right here, right now. Salute, mi familia.
Mar 08, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 5
How did you get in here? I'm going to call Security... and congratulate them.
Feb 22, 2022•1 hr 30 min•Season 2Ep. 20
Your new BMW 750. All the usual refinements. Machine guns. Rockets. The GPS tracking system.
Feb 08, 2022•1 hr 36 min•Season 2Ep. 19
What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.
Jan 25, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 18
Some big drug dealer just escaped. Now, will that be smoking or non-smoking, mister...?
Jan 11, 2022•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 17
Ring Dings and milk? Oh sure. Then well get some balloons and go to the puppet show. What are you, two years old?
Dec 28, 2021•46 min
All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now.
Dec 14, 2021•45 min•Season 1Ep. 170
I kick ass for the Lord!
Oct 26, 2021•53 min•Ep. 169
Sorry, old man, section 26, paragraph 5. Need-to-know. Sure you understand.
Oct 12, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 2Ep. 16