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alchemy dot com. Seen one comes from patron vip Patrick C, who wrote, Hey, gang, all the TV shows for superheroes focus on the good guys point of view. I've always wanted to know what the evil masterminds do in their day to day. Do they have a mortgage? Do they have to do list, etcetera. Take it away and thanks for all you guys and gals do pat So is that gonna do for you? You just want one pound of salami and a half pound of Swiss half pound of salammy and sorry, you got you just grab a ticket,

you grab a number. I didn't grab a ticket. No, that is that necessary? Here? He's fine, he's You're okay. So it's a half pound of SALAMMI full pound of Swiss, full pound of Swiss? Are you calling your own number? Sir, Yes, I'm seventy one. That's I'm just working here. Yep, mind you. I brought my own scale and I will wait and make sure it's exactly a pound. Take Mr seventy one behind me, Mr seventy one. I don't know if you recognize that that older person, but that's that's Mr Mean,

Mr Mean, Okay, he's just he's aged. Yeah, it's uh, it's the pop I left that I've always loved when he's in here, and uh, if I could just get my SALAMMI of course, of course I'm just gonna I'm gonna end this to him. He's gonna wait. He always wasted himself here you are, Mr Mean, man's way. This my very evil, very evil indeeds. So that was a pound of salami? Is that right? That? Are you talking to me? Mr? Mean? I know you're a pound of Swiss and a half pound of salami. Seventy one is

a pound of salam Stop right there, Mr Mean? Are you trying to seat this business out of the rightful cost of their salami? How did you know that? I had my hand on the scale the hole time. You always carry your scale, Mr Mean, I'm sorry I didn't take a number, but I knew a crime was in progressed. But don't you be anized. When I put my hand on the scale, it made it look like it was more than it was. And so I'm actually giving them back money. It's citizens Goodman with me? The good Man?

Yeah Goodman. Now he was giving more money to the proprietor. So where's the crime. There is none. I'm seventy one. Can I please get my look? You look great for seventy one? Thank you good Man. He took a number, good Man. Do you want your you? Sorry, it's good Man. I am not I am not billionaire Seth Goodman. Okay, so then you don't want sets normal order. Wait a minute, Just the way he said he's not billionaire, Seth Goodman makes me think that you're actually millionaire self Goodman, Seth

Goodman wear a mask like this, I am good Man. No, no he doesn't. But while I'm here, if I could pick up Seth's order, and if the if the corn brief could be leaner leaner that it was last time? Okay, you got it? You there was a lot of there was a lot of fat. Seth told me, yes, no, of course, okay, seventy one. There's your pounds, thank you, thank you very much. And how much is that, darling? I'm home. I'd just come back from the metterium that I got the meat that you asked for. It appears

that Mr good Man was there. And do you know what I figured out today? Oh my goodness, what did you figure out today? That Mr good Man is very likely in disguise Seth Goodman, the nice Jewish lives to have over. Oh my, that's that's incredible. I don't know. Are you going to follow up on that? As soon as I pay my mortgage and do these other daily routines of mine. I was actually like, I think something. We've gotten another final notice, which is strange because there

was already a final notice. I'm concerned. May I read it? Or better yet, would you read it? Toll me? Alright, Gareth. It says final notice, this property will be ceased and all possessions repossessed and sold for value. Thanks for coming in, Mr Me And I just want to go over some of the numbers here with you. The bookkeeping department Red flagged a few things for me, and I just wanted to make sure everything was okay, and please go ahead because I'm on the trail of Mr good Man. Set

Are you talking about Seth Goodman? I think I am. Yeah. Yeah, we do his taxes as well. You do, do you? Yeah? Yeah, I know, I know all the Goodman's. I just took a guess. The first one was Seth. So uh. A couple of red flags? We got a did you need to take out a second mortgage? Is that something that might make sense to you? Because I'm going to recommend it. I don't know if I need to take out a second Do you mind if I get my wife on the telephone? I don't mind, But I'm just curious about

the income. I don't see much of it. You you've listed a profession as well, fighting crime, and so um, I'm not a big fan of crime myself. I'm sorry. I think you read that wrong. I listed my profession as not fighting Oh here it is? Yeah, not not Well that's weird. Why does it say not fighting crime? Do you not realize who I am? Well, you've been a long time client of ours who were very happy for your business. Have you not read all of the news papers. As of late, I read about four newspapers

every morning. Yeah, it's turned to page three on any of them. One, two, two, I'll help you the next numbers three. Yeah, m hmm. The doudgers to tread for that guy. M Are you fucking serious? Right? What am I looking for? I'm sorry, and my eye doesn't always go to what what I stand out story might be? Mr Mean, Mr Mean, Mr Mean, you're in the paper. Um, if you could tell Mr Goodman that uh, mrs Mean is here to see him, and maybe you could bust me and I've got some private conversation I'd like to

talk to him about mm hmmm. And did you have an appointment? I don't. This is kind of off the cuff, I but I think he'll know who I am if you say Mrs Mean is here to speak with him? Very well, billionaire Seth Goodman, you have an unexpected guest. It's a Mrs Mean, She says, she's arrived off the cuff. Would you be seeing her today? Sure? Why not? And thank you for addressing me as billionaire Seth Admin Marshall. Yes, yes, sender in sender, I have buzzed there. Oh my why

Mrs Mean, I'm I'm billionaire Seth Goodman. I know who you are. Perhaps the most powerful man in this county, um, maybe country, maybe maybe maybe, If what I've heard about she is true, You're the most powerful man perhaps in the world physically well, oh and financially. Oh no, I'm I simply sit by the desk and do numbers all day. Part of corned beef, corn beef. Anybody with anybody like corn so thinly slice, very thinly sliced, it melt in the mouth, corn beef. Marshall, could you make a ruben

for for Mrs Mean here? Very well, very well, we import Belarusian sauerkraut for our I don't know if I wish I was here just for the pleasures of meeting my mouth, but I'm really here because my husband's told me that he knows that you are good Man. Now you're not. You're not married to that notorious supervillain. Mr Mean, are you by anything? That's that's where my Mrs comes from. What was your maiden name? It was? It was okay,

I was I was Mary okay before? But yes, all right, all right, Well that's a beautiful dress, by the way, and sorry, I didn't compliment you on that before. Silk. Oh, yes, that is it is silk. Who that kissed me shiffers, I can immediately determine the providence of any fabric. I don't believe you. Where do you think this silk is from? Because I happen to know it's Malaysian silk? Oh? My god, you do know, Seth. I'm sorry, I'm a little lightheaded

right now. I'm here for a purpose. What my husband wearing? Mrs Mean? I'm sorry, gonna call you Mary, please please do it's I'm embarrassed to say it's nothing. Mr Mean. You know me. I work for a billionare Seth Goodman? Yes? Of course I know you. But you know I also have an evil streak to me, do you not? I do not realize that, but I can see a very green coming from around you. Well, I'm here to report that's your Mrs Mean stopped by the mansion for purposes

of getting meat in her mouth? What was she wearing? Malaysian silp? That's her courting dress, her dating Yes, excuse me. If if somebody's got that too, Toyota Corolla would mean it's being told right now that has seen one scene fun Villains get the cars told Yeah ye, scene too comes from listener Corey K, who wrote how don't you know? And the Alchemy team long time, first time. This show always ranks the highest in my yearly Spotify. Well, then

thank you for that, I think? Is that? Yeah? Yeah, that means he listens to us more than any of the podcast. Yeah. I'm just curious about a fellow or lady who um looks at their annual report on Spotify and figure out everyone does. It's a it's a thing on social media you post at the end of the year. You post really yeah, so it's you get a yearly recap, and it's fun for people to post on Instagram and Twitter and stuff they do. It's really fun. It's really fun,

super fun. Okay, all right, all right, I'm feeling very creeped out by people I love right now. Candle Maker. It's the scene suggestion from Corey Kay. What was it? Candlemaker Union and the Electric Light Bulb. I can't wait to hear you read this email aloud as if it were the first time you edit at all. Corey Kay out of Oregon, candle Makers Union and the Electric Light Hey, Tim, Yeah, uh did you want me to pick you up for

the meeting. I mean you usually do yes, please, Yeah, but I got a weird I got a weird I got a weird text, uh that I thought was from you about you the music you've been listening to. And I just didn't know if that was your way of saying, don't pick me up. No, I just wanted you to know I cued up a playlist for a ride today. Yeah. Okay, so that's the part that I was curious about because that just creeps me out. Um, your playlist and your

musical taste is none of my business. So in terms of our our friendship moving forward, let's leave that out of it. If I want to know your opinion, I'll I'll give it to you sort of thing. Okay, Okay, I I was. It was just it's kind of a melancholy playlist because I've got some insider information that I think you might insider information. You know. Now, My ears are are a little well, my wife, my wife is

in in the union, you know. And they had a meeting last week and the candlemaker unions coming back and and she they're confident. Who whoa, whoa whoa? Can we not say, I know, I know, I know, candlemaker, this could be recorded. Now we're saying you don't know, Well I would have said this is being recorded, or you would have is this being recorded? Like don't you have to say that in California? Well, you know what, if it is, we're fucked. So just tell me more about

your wife being a part of this union. Always been part of the union. But it's just like a hobby, you know, candlemaking hobby. But they're they're restarting the union and they're going to try to give they're going to try to give up. And that's all the tape I have. That's all the tape I have. So I recorded their entire conversation up until that point. And so from what I understand, then they do want They do know that we are making our return to great Yes, sir, well

they see they don't say greatness. And I think that's the point I'm trying to get across to you. People are aware that the Union is coming back and we're coming back strong, but they don't know how great we can be. Now do they also realize that we're the reason for the b shorters, that we've been housing all the bees to make wax ken. I don't think that. I don't think they made that connection. And I think

that's good for us, sir. And do they realize that we've also hired several slaves down south to make cotton wicks for all the candles? That a true? Is that per true? I thought that was a rumor. That's not a rumor at all. That's a true that very well paid slaves. And the employees employees. Sure you can call them that. I'd rather not call them anything, sir. There is just still one and I'll just say it's it's

just one thing. Electricity has been doing so well. Doesn't seem like that's a trend, like you said, or a fad. It seems to be here to stay in. Uh you know, now, we do. We do have an insider. We do have an insider at the electric light bulb company trying to gather some information. Who's there, who's there? They are company? We sent in our best, we sent in. My name is Chandler, and uh yeah, just love electricity. I just wanna well a lot of light, a lot of light

in this room. Huh all right, all right, Well, what you need to do is you need to stretch this filament so that it goes on both sides of this that the conductivity uh lightens. Yes, yes, you stress the filament and then there goes to both sides and that's how the electricity goes through it. Right, I mean, why are you so curious about everything else that's going on here? I mean it's just fascinating, like, uh, I mean the

power right and in light. You know, you don't want to sit there and curse the darkness though, I mean there was for the thousands of years a perfectly good solution to darkness. Of course, that reminds me I want to make sure I weren't you. Try not to do any clapping because a lot of this is clap activity. You could turn off a whole line of the whole factory. Oh my god, does somebody have a lighter. Someone buzz Candler into my office please, trying very well, very well,

I'm trying to buzz Chandler. Candler reporting for duty. Yeah. I just realized as I misread your name that your name basically is Candler, which is exactly what you do. Yeah, I mean I come from a long line of candlers, and I have in my breast pocket check for two million dollars. I haven't my real back pocket on the right hand side of my million dollars, but my real hold on, let me call my Taylor just one second. Hello, Hello, Taylor's miguel, Hey Taylor holds. Question. Yeah, the less suit

that you made me the real back pocket. I put a four million dollars checking and someone was questioning me if it wasn't the real order back right pocketing. I really, I was at a loss. We did not make the left side back pocket for checks, just the right. It has to be the right. So if it fits in there's the right rear back. Yeah, I would never fit in the left. The left is really for a pencil, maybe a backscratcher you could put in there, or fingernail file or maybe a new driver could fit a nail.

You could put a long nail in there, a nail file. Go nicely. Do you need me to step out? So? No, no, no, this is a this is all information I'm gonna share back with you in just a moment. Anyways, was there anything else? That's it? Thank you shalom shalom to you. No, no, I said at first, No, that's a billion or so, good man. You're too, is it? No? No, no, no, no,

he's off somewhere with Mr. De Mean's wife stroking silk uh. Now, this four million dollar check that's in my real right back pocket, I've been assured, got it, Neil file or any of those items that's for you for shutting down that light bulb place yesterday. Nice? The one in my bread were the wrong pocket? Wrong pocket, You're gonna pinch it.

You're gonna hurt yourself. What you said, you're right right, But notice that you're standing back back to front with me, so then that makes you I reached around the wrong I got a screw driver. That's one of the items that would be kept in there. There's other two million dollars. Yes, it's for you to go over there again tonight and shut it down permanently, sir. How do I do that? That's up to you. I like it, Honey. Could you pass the parmesan cheese? Yeah, there you go, Thank you.

I'm gonna ask you to do something I I didn't think i'd ever ask you to do. Um. Well, first you tell me why you never thought you'd ask me to do it? Because I love the fact that we have such independent lives. We don't have a codependent relationship, but I want you to quit the candlemaker union. Oh my, okay, So we've gone wonderfully for seventeen years without being co dependent or telling each other what we think they should do, and you'd like to break that tonight by asking me

to quit my job. I think that you could get You could just continue to do it as a part of a hobby like you could make you know, sand dead. I'm gonna go help my friend Chandler. I'll be home later by wait what what time are you going to be home later? Layer? God damn it. I don't like his friend Chandler. I don't like that. Do you've raised the child to do whatever? The hell? He please? Well? Hey,

what's up, Chandler? Man? That's a cool ride. Yeah, it runs entirely on candle light fuck yeah yeah, So all right, let me go this, Hi, do see your license and registration police. There you go, Chandler, Candler candle or head candle headlines. You got up there. That's pretty nice. Sorry, I just just make sure everything's okay. I see a grown ass man riding with a young boy in a car at nighttime, and it's just sure, a little suspicious.

Fourteen I'm fourteen, so respect he's small for his age though. Yeah, but that's a young boy and you're a grown ass man. We're not gonna but everything and Adam and everything looks okay, and the guys have a good night. Huh, easy, does it? Johnny? Sorry you too, He gets a little over zealous. I keep telling them they could be father and son, they could be uncle and nephew. We don't need to rush to judgment. Just friends. Now you say, huh, Now, I'm suspicious, Johnny.

You know, no one says just friends unless they're covering up something. Hold up, uh, sir, could you step battle the car? I think he means you who'd probably call me a kid? Kids stay seated? Yes you see, Yeah, let me see your license. I know you showed it to my partner, but let me get a look at Chandler Candler. Chandler Candler. Okay, that's definitely made up. What do you do for a living? Chandler Candler? I'm don't don't say it. Don't say you're a candlemaker. Well, I'm

I'm a chandler. You you channel for for a living? No, a Chandler makes candles. It's the fancy way of saying candle maker. Chandler. So you accidentally just blew out one of my headlights? Yeah, I get a little b boviate. I don't know if you could tell um. So, how long have you been a chandler? Uh? My family? Your answers. Your answer should be from birth. If that's actually your name. Yes, And you say your profession is also a chandler. I am also a chandler. Yes, but currently I'm working at

the at the local power company. Oh, what do you do there? I'm responsible for I shouldn't have to think about it, should really just trickle right off the tongue fact. I'm not I'm not a spy. This is what we call it hemming and hawing. Okay, so you know, I'm gonna need you to step back, put your hands out wide to either side, and then one at a time, bring him in and just touch the tip of your nose to tip of your nose with your finger, just one finger at a time, all right, and now reverse.

He doesn't drink. This is not difficult. What's the kid's name, chandler? What's the kid's name? This kid your friend, your friend, the boy, call each other friend. That's for sure. We call each other friend. For the most part. I think it's never gotten beyond that. I mean we're just friends. Oh man, see again that thou dost dost protest too much or some ship like that. Uh, kid, let's you go ahead and step out of the car as well. No, I'm good, he's good. Johnny, you want to get out

of the car. Yeah, no, you won't. You can't touch me. That psis Oh my friend, Oh my arm, I hate to do this. Wof see. Okay, he can get a high speed of twelve miles per hour in that candle car should be able to chase him. Let's let's give chase, shall we? And that is seen to. Scene three comes to us from listener Nope, patron supporter. Uh, how would how would you all pronounce d E N I Z knees? I would sure Dennis, Yeah, I thought Dennis, and my brain said no, no, we're not going to use z

as a sound. The Knees wrote, Hello, dear alchemists, I would like to start with saying that I love each and every one of you very much. A scene suggestion just off the top of my head. Sword fight notice the balance of this one. Notice the hilt, the balance on the handle, and then notice the width of the blade. This is one that you'll want to take into battle with you, I assure you when you say it's just hilt. Holding a second, sir, let me just do check this.

This is I'm taking number seventy four right now, sir, you'll have to wait your turn. Go ahead, please, sorry, sorry, that's fine, that's fine. We all get a bit rambunctious and impatient when a sword fight day, don't. Yeah, hey, would you mind seventy three? Would you mind asking what a hilt than I have seventy five? Oh? You know what it is? Three? I am seventy. Forgive my hand right here. Let me make a public Let me make a public apology for for everyone standing in line, forgive

my handwriting. My threes tend to look like fives, and for some reason, the zeros look like fours. Go ahead now, please, yes, Well, I'm going to defer what was the question you wanted to ask you about the hilt because my question was, well, I don't know. I'm just gonna ask my question. The blade is very but it's not very long. No, No, this is this is a short broad This is a shortened broad sword for more close battle. When you're in the heat of battle, you want to see the sweat

on your opponent's brow. You want to smell his breath in the tickle of his mustache. That's when you know you've conquered a man. I was really looking for a sword that could I could fight at a great distance from someone, maybe like very long. Yes, that's called it. Yes, that's the CS or the chicken ship sword. Hold on, Just get my assistant to open the chicken ship room for you, Darius. Yes, could you open the chicken ship room and take this face loser that there and let

him choose some whimpy ass sword. Of course, Thank you, Thank You're welcome, Thank you. Now you the hilt? You want a heavy hilt and a broad blade. Yeah, I'm just not from as familiar with the word hilt. I'm just I'm new to sword fighting, and so could you help me out? Yes? Who it actually stands for? What it sounds like? Hell, the H is behind I is interior, L is for length length and t you so you kind of do know. No, I'm just good at acronyms, and so you can see We've got a lot of

options here. Um, it goes all the way from coward to bitch. Um you know your your joy, Yeah, depending on the longest was the longest sword possible? Well, I would like to be able to strike somebody from even maybe around a corner, if possible. All right, Yeah, that's the that's the that's the B B sword. We don't sell many of these. This is the biggest bit sword. Um. Open this here now you see. This is twenty two ft in length and even has a has a little

curve at the end. You can you can go around corners without actually looking. It's kind of bendy. It's very's bendy. It's bendy. Yeah, but it's still kills, still kills over take it. Who are you? Who are you killing? What the fuck? I was just rounding a corner. You swing a sword at me, sir, So you're bleeding, you're bleeding from your Oh god, oh I saw the whole thing. I thought, if you need a witness, I saw you come around a corner and oh god, what did he

look like? I don't know the enemies he's over there, about twenty two ft away from you. He's still standing there with a big smile on his face. He's starting to run. I could kill with sword. I could give Chase. I think I could catch him. That sword probably weighs. It's so easy to get a sword in this town. You want to help background checks, I'll give chase. If you want to check on this guy, he could and please call an ambulance. Oh god, nurse, we're gonna have

to operate on this man. But since he was struck in such a odd way, as they say, we'll have to operate equally as odd. And I'm going to go into the next room, and I need you to try to elongate and bend the scalpel so I can operate him from the same way that he was stabbed. Right, Okay, so why is no one in here with me? We're around the corner, sir, We're around the corner. You'll be fine.

Where's the anesthesiologist, for fox sake, The anesthesiologists three buildings away, right, So he's on his way in No, no, no, he's going to work from three. But this man was struck in such an odd way, we have to heal him in an odd way. Okay, Well, you're still bading from the gun. We understand, shouldn't we patch him up? We get right in there with needle and thread. We're going

to scampl him open first. We're first. We're gonna open him up even more, open him up more, the same way you would with the what's something that's open that you have to open more to? Really zipp zipper? Like a zipper, you have to take it. Hey, welcome back. Um, there's been new protocols. We have to new background checks now. So I gotta ask you a couple of questions before you get one of these sores, If that's cool with you. I just want to get the same thing as you

sold me less time. There's are rules. I can't just get the same I want another bb. I had to drop it in the running moment. That happens a lot a lot of people who buy the babies dropped them and running. Um, A couple of questions here, are you a bit yeah? Okay? Um? Have have you ever been into a hand to hand combat situation? Oh? God, not hand to hand? No? Wait? Were you ever picked on? Uh? Huh okay yeah, certified bitch? Yeah? Okay, Um, so you wanted the same one because we got a new one.

Oh my God, that one was really good, Like, what's what's the new one? This is the Triple be. Now only my boss has the key to open it. But um, if you want, you've passed the background check, can get him. Yeah, I wanted. The last one was good, but there's a new improvement to it. Problem was that it was hard to run because it was so long. Most people just drop it and run. That's the that's probably it's so expectedly. Yes,

I want the Triple B. Okay, uh sir? Yes, yes, yes, yes, hold on just one second, hold on, just one He kisses, He kisses for a long time, always kiss I'm halfway done kissing you, darling, Hea. He loves to kiss. Do you kiss anybody? Yeah? He kisses. I'd like to try it though, are you know not mean interested? Oh? He's almost done here and finished. Boss, we got somebody here who wants to check out the Triple B. Now I know it's secret, so I will leave. Did you do

a background check on this guy? Yes, sir, he's a bit he's never been in a hand to hand combat before. And the other one he was picked on, Yes, yes he was he was. Okay, i'll leave you now if I'm not mistaken. I saw your sallow cheeks in here earlier, but they well, this one is really made for distance and it's lightweight. The hilt is actually made out of billiam. This not only goes around the corner. It reached down

an alley en up three stories to a building. Whoa, whoa, hey babe, Sorry, sorry, I'm still on my way there. I had to go to the emergency room. But I'll tell you all about it later. They stitched me up from twenty ft away. It was crazy. Are you going to go up to the third floor or not? I'm not holding this elevator forever for you. No, that that's fine. I'm just finishing with my wife. I'll take the stairs. Who is that hold the door? Holding the door? Hi?

Who's that weird? Though? I don't know, just some guy at the hospital anyways, is the is that the hold the door? Guy holding the door? Hi? I don't think it's the original guy. It's another guy who's filling in, I think anyway, Look, just tell everyone, tell everyone. I'm right. You guys can go. You guys can go. Hey, Sorry, I was just serving a few to the sandwiches, okay, Um, Jim's got kids. Over with the pool again today. Anyway, I'm I'm in the lobby of catchphrase one on one

holding the door him. Anyway, I'm safely Yes, I love you, okay, al right? Well, wow, boss, you sold him the triple B. Huh I did? I've never seen that's a coward in my life. Boss. Do you ever feel like maybe you're responsible for some of the death in this neighborhood? Absolutely? Yes, Why do you want? I feel like I am nine responsible for all the deaths of sword deaths? Yes, I

do like I feel that way. But you ever see that movie about the Winchester mentioned the wife was crazy and said that her husband had used the Winchester rifles to kill people. My wife was building another room onto our home right now. I'm afraid she's going insane from my from the guilt of me killing people. Anyways, I have to go out for a send, which now wait, I know what that means. It's code for kissing. You're gonna go kiss some more, Boss. You can't lose yourself

in all these kisses. You gotta you gotta, you gotta stand up. So what you'll notice on your ride is a stairway that leads up to a door and the other side of that door as a brick wall. Mrs Winchester was told by a psychic to keep expanding her home in order to stay alive. I have a question from the back. Yes, yes, a question there in the red velvet hat. That's me, they call me, velvi Um. Is the psychic still alive or did he die around the time Miss Winchester or previous on the same day.

Do we know if you're a fan of a show called Forensic File, Yeah, of course i am. A story did come out about that very psychic whose husband was a contractor and in cahoots and then the whole thing was a plan to get Mrs Winchester to keep building. Oh that is that is interesting information. Thank you, Velvin, Thanks you, Thank you, Velvie. Any other questions while we're at this. Is that sword it's reaching around the corner

part of the tour or yes? That was the story that Mrs Winchester purchased from a sortatorium in nineteen thirty one, and she believed that the sword could poke uh, the contractor when he was taking a break some of his career. Yes, is that the original bitch Crest family bitch Crest Uh, that is the third one, not the original. Sorry. Sorry, you know the originals in a museum in San Carlos, California. Yeah,

that's mid Peninsula, San Carlos, California. Carlos, California, San Carlos, California, California. From here, this is Gary Anthony Williams with the Midnight News. Apparently a run on San Carlos has been made. People are coming from all over America. Who sang Carlos California as a young man here? Now I'm gonna try to stop him. Excuse me, sir, sir, could you slow down just I'll keep up with you running? Then, sir, why why did you feel it necessary for you to come

to San Carlos, California. Well, finally we found the original location of the Bitch Crest, the original family Bitch Crest, and it is here. It's Carlos, It's Here's wives Midnight News, Love you work. This is Chris Alvarado with the one AM News. It breaks my heart to say that Gary Anthony Williams, beloved anchor of the Gary Anthony Williams News at Midnight, has died. He's died of a heart attack.

Questions from the bag high questions from the back. I'm sorry, I just was doing a studio tour and I saw you in Where did where did he die? What part of the world? That a dian I won't be giving that information out. I said, where did he die? What part of the world did it die in? That sort is so fat and so short. Yeah. I smell your breath, I see the sweat in your eyes and my mustache, I see. I think I feel the tickle of your stash. San Carlos, this is Craig Atkowski with your two AM News.

Chris Alvarado, our one AM anchor has been fired. And that was our show for today. Oh man, mommy, make it stop. Oh gosh, bless us all um uh well, thank you all very much for being here. Let's start with Craig Atkowski. Craig, anything you want to share that our listeners should know about anything at all. Yes, A chandler is the name of a candlemaker. I that is a little hobby of mine, is learning those English Old English last names that are occupations. There's the obvious ones

like cook and baker and butcher. But a chandler is a candlemaker. A fletcher is an arrowmaker. A Cooper is a barrel maker. Oh I asked him. Thank you for all of that right to us at AL commut his email at gmail dot com if you have further questions about names that referred to occupations occupations christov Arando, thank

you for being here. What can you tell us? Gosh, I can't tell you stuff like that, but I can tell you that my wife Jessica Lowe has been on the show before is her show Minx has premiered on HBO Max. It's a big hit. Everyone loves it, and I might I you know, if I don't, if if I don't end up on the cutting room floor, I might be in an episode coming up here soon. That's one of the stars of Minx. That's one of the stars of Minks. Everybody that's Jessica Lowe. Well, this week

doesn't mean much because who knows him? This airs. I just want to say, check out Minks on HBO Max. Can we get a visual cameo as well as an audio cameo? She charges for these now. Absolutely got in the mail. Gary Anthony Williams, Swedish of cheeks Um, thank you so much for being here. It was this was literally my pleasure and I will tell you this, without our guests on the show, with it, I wouldn't have delivered black I did today No pressure. That was pretty nice. Yeah.

Having Kpene actually with us. Yeah. And if anybody knows the original version of Elton John's it was, it seems to me you live your life like a Chendel in the wind. Ah. Yes, Bernie Tupp and that freak for w James Heeney, thank you for being here as well. Dr j Thank you. I want to remind everybody that it's not too late to get their ticket to the April third Alchemy this live show at the West Side Comedy Theater. It starts at eight pm. God knows when

it will end. Honestly, if we all really stick together, we could probably keep them from closing at the end of the night, but otherwise it will be like an hour long show. Thank you for that and those of you listening after April two. I'm sorry. Let's thank our producer and engineer to the stars, Mr Doug Bane, the fine folks that I hurt Media Award winning co star Minx Jessica Low. Jessica, I'm your host, Kevin Pollack Magneta. Please be kind to everybody you know and don't know.

Be kind of a stranger today, just for ship, said Giggles. Uh, tell everyone you've ever known about the podcast until next time can be s