Someone who can't recall anything and can't let it go

some virus that also he injected me with. So we'll see how this goes. But I think he's doing good. I haven't felt him kicking around, but I know he's there. We got a crazy show today. We got the court. We got the people that you want, the people that you need, the people that sing to your eyeballs and come out your ears. I'm talking about the loveliest. Let's get right to it. Jackie Ruth, how are you, Joey. I'm doing great. I feel energized, electrified. I'm feeling really good.

You're coming You're coming out with great energy and you're receiving it. I'm taking it right into the chest. And the reason I got this energy is because I have a one time offer I want to give everybody right now, What would it be like to be your own boss? Yeah? What would it be like to be your own boss? I'm asking just as right now, and I can get you on a track that's gonna make you a superstar. What do you say? Can I do it in installments? Then we've got an issue. Okay, alright, but I want

it and I think it's a great idea. Let me see if I can get a couple of friends, maybe we can pull together and become our own bosses together. I love that. All right, Let's get to the next cutie. It's James, Henny, James, how are you? I got a question for you? How would you like to be your own boss? How would I like to be my own boss? Well? I am my own boss. I don't have a job per se, but well, I'm the boss of my own

time management, and god is it. I'm a tough boss because the boss really wants to play dead by daylight a lot. And it's hard when I'm like, God, Boss, I have a lot of other stuff I need to get done, and boss man me is like, well, there's daily challenges and dead by daylight, and if you don't get those done, then you can't get a new one

for tomorrow. Okay, so are you hiring or But you know what's really more important than all the I'm looking here and I got a couple of weeks ago, I complained about how we didn't have any reviews to read, and they just started pouring in. Let me just share one with you, and this one's from ryland Um and it's the title of the podcast of the reef five star review is my favorite podcast, alchemy. This is just fun to listen to the entire cast and all the

guests are consistently hilarious. My vibes have improved and my skin has gotten smoother since I've started listening. I'll save the other ones for some other time, but they're great. Thank you. Just keep it rolling in. That's great. That that kind of positive energy. That's the wave, if you will. They were riding all the way next to our surfer in house, Chris, and this serves up I got a

question for you now. I'm working for James and things are going well, but our warehouses running low on some PC pieces. What's the best thing you got for me, because all I have is six thousand dollars. What can I trade? Okay, you can get yourself a slightly used but very functional bark lift. Okay, help with our PC? Right and now is it diesel? You know it? Blah blah blah blah. Oh man, I'm in the great mood. Oh that motor is drowning. Okay. And speaking of droning,

we have the king of lung capacity. That's right, Craig Cowski. Creig, you hold the world record for longest breath held at a live show. That was sixty minutes in twelve seconds. It was a little taste of what went into the mindset of that feet. Well, that was it was an improv show. First of all. That was a It was a two person improv show. My wife Carla uh delivered

the first line. I then held my breath for sixty four minutes, and the waves of laughter were interesting because I think at first people were stunned, um, and then I think people just started uncomfortably laughing of like he's not gonna say anything, He's just holding his breath. And then I think people were impressed by the feet for my feet, because I'd never wear shoes in performance. Uh, and so they kind of focused down there. Then I

think people went to the bar and started getting drinks. Um. And then uh and then just like uh, and then I think people were concerned. Paramedics showed up at at one point, and then I kind of like fended them off with a you know, a well placed index finger because I was still holding the breath. Um, Carla got nervous, started trying to improvise a round the moment. UH drops character a few times, like asked crash okay, okay. But

by the end of the show. Um, First of all, there was like two herald teams like in the wings, angry because we've gone over time over time at this point. But the Guinness people showed up and gave me a a plaque at the end when I let the bread out. Yeah, and then I delivered the perfect response to her opening line. That's what it is. That's why he's the goat. I only take an hour in five minutes to think of every line of dialogue. But it's it's on point. I'll

tell you what. When it's delivered, it's there's nothing sweeter a little edible arrangement for writing. Thanks for writing that monologue for me. By the way, all our scene suggestions are flying in from people who are really these are bots, okay, these are human beings that are writing these things. Given it to us being like, hey, I got a good idea. Why don't you try right, and then we read it and guess what, it was a great idea. So if you want your idea read on your life like this,

send it to us. There's two ways for you to do it. The first, which is what we appreciate it to Patreon, give a dollar, give a hundred thousand dollars, give whatever you can give. All right, we're gonna put you in a priority bracket. We're gonna read those suggestions first. But if you can't spare the change, I totally get it. There's still a pandemic. We got an email you can send it to, and that email is Alchemy. This email at gmail dot com, once again dot com. I mean,

this is why people aren't able to email. It's just hard to hear. So let's do this, all right. We got our first suggestion from an alcmaniac Patreon baby I like to see it, Nikolas Makawa, and the scene suggestion is such someone who can't recall a certain word, place, or movie and can't ever let it go simply the best Nicolas. No, I don't really travel much, but that's really cool that that you do. That's that's great. Um,

I mean like against travel. I just like with work and everything else is so busy, it's hard to get any free time. Not that I wouldn't want to travel with you, Not that I'm saying we would go traveling. I'm sorry, sure, are you? Are you talking? Yes? I'm going on a first date in just a moment, and I'm I'm a little nervous. Yeah. Yeah, I've been running security at this moll for about six years, see a lot of first dates, you know. I bet? I bet? Bet? Do you have like a do you have like a

like a like a walking pattern? You start like a certain store, go to a certain like pretzels are like what's the best way to get the most out of my day at this mall? Oh? You want me to deputize you? No? No, I just mean, like, do you know if there's a more romantic pattern, like you know, Victoria's secret. That's too much, but let maybe like a hot topic or something. Yeah, the most romantic thing I can think of is that, Well, there's that key making kiosks you can go to. Okay, and then and then

what what would you say next after that? I guess had hit up the jubies. Oh yeah, that's fun. Okay, and then for what at Wessel's Pretzels? Two for one at Wessel's Pretzels? Fuck? Anti Enne can get out of here, Antienne, I gotta I gotta handle this. Break get up, break it up, breaking. What are you doing giving two for one? I told you that's our deal. Anyone could do with two for one? Anti Anne? Come now, Mr Wetzel, Mrs Anna. This is a family mall, This is family. Yeah, we

make family pretzels for a family mall. Now let's get this pretzel situation under good show. Okay. I called DIBs on two for once. I said he could have fifty. I said that he could do any other kind of deal. And I had dips on two for one. What's gonna make any difference between Westels and anti Enn's If it's not our special centertists signed this food court to put the two of us right next to each other, then who cares? Okay, that's the way God intended it, because

this is a Christian family. Mall all right, praise Jesus. Hey hi, Oh, oh my god, it's you. It's you. It's your your your name is um. Oh my god. Okay, this is good, this is good. I'm all like, what's your name? Yeah? Oh god, let me check the apple. No, no, no, I get, just tell you, I get, just tell me, just tell me to varus. Oh that's why I've never heard those syllables together. That's funny. So I have a little bit of a plan. It's not just meet me

at the mall. I couldn't have a little really, Wow, we're gonna start running here at this key ask See it's like a playoff. It's a kiosk, but it's like they make keys here. And I was thinking I would give you the key to like to like my heart. Oh, I think that's kind of too soon for sure. See. When I was traveling in Madrid, I always thought to myself, there's no reason to have locked doors and and and I think the keys represent putting up walls between you

to travel. I would like to travel, but I don't get to travel lot because of work. But I would like to travel sometime I'm not with you, not to say that you're Travis Trevors. Travis please, Oh I'm sorry, Trevoris Trevors. Listen. That sounded like a canned response. I just want to be in the moment with you. You need some keys, some keys made? Yeah, we do. Actually, how about we'll start with one friendship key. I don't

I don't need to know what there for. Just hand hand me the key, sir, I don't want a key. You can make a key for him. Okay. When I traveled in Madrid, I said, as I was saying earlier, I think keys are just a sign of locking yourself away. And went out in Paris. But sorry, I I was thinking about the death of my dad. What what were we saying? Never mind, we're gonna head over to zoo. He let's go to z No, no, no, no, no, no. First, I'm sorry, we're gonna have to shut down the kioskar.

You just keep forgetting to pay on time. I'm sorry, sorry, what so we're just thinking about my dad? Said, it's been a tough year. How's he doing here? How's he doing? Yeah? You were at the Fugere at the funeral. Oh my god, I forgot I forgot you gave me a big hug at the funeral. I forgot I did that. I'm sorry, Bruce. It's alright, it happens. It happens. What what were you saying? Um? That was I saying? Uh uh, I don't remember. Oh, there's a space that's available. You wanna you wanna take

over the the old foot locker. I mean if if we go to a full size store kind of negates the name of the kiosk. And I was thinking maybe we can get a little bite. I was thinking pretzel, perhaps many as I would get one wet cels. Get a pretzel, Get a pretzel. Oh that's a good sales pitch. Are you buy pretzel? Get a pretzel? Wet sols? Are you any any ants who doesn't love their auntie? Are you in any inn? Or you a wetzel person? We got cheese, we got dips. I did mind my dough

and butter and then I roll it in and sugar. Yeah, what a sweet pretzel pretzel. Oh. Ever, since I got back from Germany, I just don't like none of the pet here. You get this hot dog on a stick. Even worse like in Germany when I was traveling there, they have way better, hot dog. I think he's like robbing us, But I think I think this is that's right, that's right, right dog, shepherded a right dog. Oh why didn't they sharpened? Do what he says? Says this happens

a hundred times a day. Oh ahead, give me everything. You get your heart, I got your key now, motherfucker. Um I, there's there's been an issue. I don't know how long the lady is going to be in Nordstrom. I don't know how long I have to fix this problem. But um, I was parking the yards and a guy came up and he held me up, and he took the keys, and he stole the car and I was in danger. So I didn't do anything. You hated that car. I hated the car, and now it got stolen out

of as. I don't have any preference about the cars I will value. You said it was a stupid ball, that's what you said, Valley park anything. It's just electric hybrid, straight up gas diesel. Gosh, if you want to fill it up with like, just drown it in diesel, you can go ahead. Gorgy, Gorgy, I'm sick of this, Gorgy. You constantly get these things stolen or lost. I'm sorry, but there is a woman who has been left at Nordstrom. She's looking around. She doesn't know where to go or

what to do. If this is your woman at Nordstrom, please help her. God bless you, may Jesus save your lives. Jesus say, is that your Nortrom lady? I mean it could be if she's the woman who owns the rs anymore, it's stolen, the thief owns the yours. Now, I told you when I was born into this family that I did not want to be on ballet duty. I told you that I would be better in a kiosk gorgy. This is a Christian family, mall family run. Excuse me,

praise Jesus. I heard that announcement. I think I might have left a woman at Nordstrom. Okay, okay, it's just your wife. Yeah, yeah, great, great, it's if you've got these ministairs, it's not a full flight, it's just like it's a half. Then you enter the North Show and it'll it'll pop you in the men's department and you'll get confused. But if you keep going past that, you'll hit shoes and then they'll be an escalator. And you can take that down and there's that's where the Ladies

is going to be. The Ladies depart, but you don't know where specifically. My lady is within Nordstrom. Yeah, yo, yo yo. And check out what I coughed at the fucking mall today. I look at this huh free free there's just a ball. It's garbage car. Damn, it's like a ball. Yeah. I mean if they were giving away three cars, I guess, but like i'd return it. I return that gets something better than yours. You should return it? Yeah, right, student? And what's up with this holies? Just like a hundred

Bibles in the back seat? Man? What the I don't know missing a Bible car. Let me look at one of them. What does it say? What does it say? Oh jinks? What it starts with Genesis? I love Genesis, that band from the all right, all right, all right, all right, A long time ago in this galaxy there was nothing and then oh my god, this is really touching story. Well, um, I guess we've made it to the luggage and leather store kind of the last. This

is stopping them all. This was perfect. I love traveling. Yes, yes, we want yes, yes, yes, please, do you want to say a bag? Yes? Please? So earlier you couldn't remember my name, and I thought it was gonna be a whole thing, but it's not really. I don't know, just I thought I was going to turn into something, but I'm glad it didn't. You know, I think that you're special. I think that you're like an incredibly human being. You've made a plan at a mall for us to go through,

and it's been I don't know. I was expecting us to just, you know, go to the mall, get some food and then buy Forever, but instead we've connected and then buy Forever Divars Bruce Bruce from the Kiosk. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, key the Kiosk. Yeah, I got your Oh my gosh, oh you left, you left. Most people don't leave. The keys are ready and under three minutes typically a great. Um, sorry, my mind wonders sometimes because I lost my dad how long ago this year? That's

you know, we're all gonna go sometime. Yeah, it's just I can't. I can't let it got you well, um basically key, great, it's uh two dollars two dollars, yeah, yeah, of course, of course, there you go. There's five. Okay, so, um, I don't mean to be excited about this. I'm actually really sad. Uncle Decklan's heart attack has actually impeded his a lot of his physical function. Um, you know, because he wouldn't just wait for people to come back to

his chaosk He'd run after them and find them. And his heart was already like half broken because of his father's passing. And basically, um, there's a position at the chaos that's open this mannequin. Yeah, I'm having a meeting with my father boss later. I'm just kidding. I'm a I'm a secret shopper, so I look I would, I look like like a civilian, but I'm actually working. Oh I I work here. I don't know if you should tell me that. And I work in them mall, I

don't work at this North were then we're fine. Secrets. I'm the mannequin. I just usually I found and that stuff verse. See Brenda, we found you, Brenda, we found Brenda. We found maybe each scencident with a little song. But that's that's just warm vibe right now, thank God, Brendan. Poor poor Glorgy Porgy just not getting it all right. Our second suggestion are you kidding me? Another alchemaniac. That's right, this is from dog or Dougie. Hey, alchemists, I've got

a closet filled with various bread lobes. Let me know if anyone's looking seen suggestion. A winner from the hit TV show Yo Mama, hosted by Wilmer Valderrama just can't let go of that life. See you around the crab King of Kansas. So you just fill out form either form two for one A or two for one B, depending on your specific needs. We have a notary on site. We can take care of that, and then you will be pre nupt. You will be pre nup, dud. Is there someone else we can sign with? Yeah? Can I help?

Am I not serving your needs? No? I just I know you were on the Yo Mam Michelle, weren't you? I saw you all the episodes got dropped on Hulu. I just you know I didn't see I didn't see a single dime from that drop. Isn't that a thing as a contestant? Yeah, I mean they're using you thought you signed a contract to Yeah that I mean you send your life. Tell me about contracts? Looking at me? Now? I'm in family law, So this prenup is pretty standard. This is this is your Is it standard? Is it

standard to have a prenup? Or is it offensive? Oh? My god? Is it standard? Or is it offensive? You have all the money. I'm doing this out to show you that I love you. Okay, I'm doing this to show that I love I didn't ask you to do that. Oh your mom was so poor? Should be like prenup? What so the standard? You have? These two forms here notary, take care of it, and then you too are on your way. I just want you to trust me, Okay, I'm not I'm not here for your money. I do

trust you. That's why I don't need a prenup. I oh my god, but what if you find someone better and you want a divorce, and what's gonna happen. I'm not gonna get anything. And that's because I love you. But you're not gonna get anything with this prenup. I know that's because I love you. That's you too. I don't know why we're fighting. Oh well yeah, yo, it's like it's like it's like it's like your mama trust you so much, she don't need no signatures. So and

you won that show? Yeah, well, my episode. In my episode, give me anyway, there's a notary right over there were you gonna ask this first suggestion? But you know this is okay. I gotta work. I gotta for you. Okay, here's all right for you, fiancee. You doesn't really give a fuck? How is this? I don't know how you're spinning? Need to be the villain once again, Dylan, this is

kind of what you do. And you know what, my therapist warned me about getting into another thing exactly like the last of course, your therapist, which I totally support. I want to do a couple of therapy, but you said not yet and until we're married. You know, I am fine doing couples therapy for Mary, but we need to find a separate therapist. We need to find someone who's our couple. You're just trying to come into my therapy sessions. Those are for me. It's like it's like

it's like your mom was so supportive. She's gonna do anything it takes to make this relationship work. You stopped. What do these learn your mama's I'm not her mother? Are you not? Though? What? Wow? What the hell can we get on someone else to sign this? Police can we can just get sorry, do you need some help? Yeah? Ted ted back off, dude, what what do you You might recognize me as a three time Jeopardy champion? Oh

my god, this is Fittsburger. I won thy but Thursday, Wednesday's final Jeopardy Mount Rushmore like okay, like, who didn't know that? Well, that's right. The categories about Rushboard. The answer was we are the fourheads on Mount Rushmore. That's a weird question. Were question answer, We're a question three days in a row. Though. That's bad, not bad, not not good enough to get into the Tournament of Champions, but a decent showing. No no, but I mean, so,

how much money did you make? If you don't mind me, it was about here we go, it was about forty grand and then half of that goes uh in taxes and uh and then I flew myself to to Los Angeles from from Braid intent and yourself. I put myself up yeah yeah, so uh yeah, alr you t How you doing good? Good good good? Okay, Okay, this is Sam. I'm over here a Jeopardy and one of the producers want touch basically right before we get everything coming, how are you feeling good good. I mean, uh, got a

good got a good meal in first class. So yeah, I mean that's that's I've never flown first class before, but you know, I figured while I'm out here to do the show, might as well treat myself now at the hotel that we had booked for you. I'm so sorry they had to cancel. Yeah, so we're not gonna renaissance the Renaissance in in downtown Burbank is uh say like that? Are you the are you the announcer as well? Oh, you know, I don't want to tip my hand, but

Jeopardy I hear it though. I hear it though, So you're also a p a on the show. I am so um it's it's a tight chip here, Mr Trebeca. You know he runs a tight chip. So we all got can't wait to meet Alex. Oh it's he's he's such a good guy. He's he's a good guy. So ted anyway, I'm sorry about that. And this is gonna stupid driver who's supposed to the scoop you to bring you a set um. He he has stabbed himself in the chest. Yeah, so he's not gonna be able to

He's a little leaky Fawton. Amen. Hey, hey Wilmer, It's it's me. Remember me. I was on that show with you your mom. Oh my god, oh my god, what are you doing in my house? You some the accent is just like a thing that's doing in my house. It's just ev Yeah, jeez, you're in your bathroom. It's it's six pm. Are you well? I was thinking, so you're lucky Ham in the bathroom. What do you want to be? Who's that? Give me a second? Yeah, Ashton Kutcher to Ashton Kulcher, Hey, I was one of the winners.

I mom, talk um, I just feel weird and I wanted to come and talk to you about somebody's door. I don't mean that. I mean you're the only one who gets what I'm going through, right Like, I'm sure that your Mama show was still inside of you in some way. Right. No, the whole thing's a ruse. I was never even into it. I had a bunch of stuff I pitched, but that's what they picked. Do your mama so disappointed in you? What? Oh? Come in come back? And said, as she put some tea on, thank you

calf for no calf happy. I got happy Timmy. I got a constant comment, a happy Timmy better than happy Tommy. Thank you here, let's getting bicycle X out. Thank you. I just I think I peeked. I think my episode I peaked, and everything since then it's been down the hill. I mean, I went to law school, I got a degree, I started my own firm. I'm doing well financially, but emotionally I am empty. And those your mama jokes, I mean, hey, yours were always terrible. It was an anomaly that you

were able to win that. Yeah, it was an anomaly. Honestly, it was pretty rewarding to me because I thought the show was never gonna work when I pitched it, and for you to win kind of proved all the reasons I thought it would. I just can't believe you don't have that accent in real life. I don't you know what. I honestly, I would take the accent, Dylan. I can't

believe that. I am so lucky to get to stand in front of all of our beautiful friends Hi, Krista Hey, Lonnie Hey, Francis Hey, Chris Hey, Rachel Hey, Crystal, Adam, oh my gosh, and our gorgeous family Mom du I love you so much. Thank you so good. Oh Aunt Becky. Incredible, and I'm just so lucky to be here and to tell them and you how much I love you and how much. Okay, there you are. Oh my god, you're talking to this mannequin for you. Okay, you have to

get over to the church. Should my friends and family go first? Yes? Of course? Where are you? Like? This is crazy? Let's go so that I can still have my Grandf've already see you. Dylan's over there, he's he's freaking out. I'm just practicing. It's just practice. It's not a big deal. It's not like creepy or weird. I think it was, but it's like a TikTok. Time to go. Okay, well, if listen, strike up the band, Dylan, Dylan, I'm sure she's coming. I'm sure she's going. I'm a I'm a priest,

says you know, see this all the time. Why do you keep saying that? Why do you keep saying that? Are you really a priest? What a question? What a question to ask? Now? If you look in Ecclesiastics four to it tells us that patience is a virtue. Patience is a virtually being a priest, I know a lot about patience. Oh, Dylan, Dylan, I'm so sorry. I'm oh father mackay, he is here, McCain a reading from Genesis A long time ago in a galaxy. Mr Williams, it's

so nice to see you, Crystal. I went to college with your daughter. This is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous venue. Everything it looks like it's your name. I'm her dad. Everybody's charged by the accent her dad. I was in a room with a mannequin and her dad. That ain't you? But ignore that person. I am sorry you probably. I just wanted to introduce myself to her dad. Go ahead. If that's tell you it's not you. I'd like to know your name. I'm holding my hand out to shake

your hand. Just tell me you are Crystal. Yeah, Crystal, Crystal tobacc you nice. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. Mr Williams. Just want to introduced myself. I'm Ted. I wrote the wrote the prenup. You also remember me from my three day stint? Yes, yes, actually a four days because I lost. On the fourth day. When I saw you, I said, who is that guy from Jeopardy? Yeah? I think it's not her dad. I'm her dad, my dad. You don't have a twenty do you?

You have a twenty bucks like I did? Really I valeted and I should have. There was street parking, like I saw street parking, but I felt pressure to val a and then actually we don't have tedsphone. I'm sorry, gonna get this Ted spoone tedsphone? All right, Ted? Are you doing this? Is that salmon tucks? Uh? I'm going because you need that tux back right now. You can just take it off and move it on the floor.

It was a twenty four hour rental. I mean yeah, it's like twenty four hours to the minute to the minute to the minute. Now we're gonna need to take that touch off and just chop it on the No, No, I can't do that. I gotta I gotta attend to wedding. I wrote this. I wrote the predup there expecting me that I don't thee Samon texted, I'm money that I need the text on the floor, all right, Yo, mama, Yo mama. It's actually a traditional to say forgive me father,

for I have sinned. That's how you start sorry that you're a female priestess so much, yo, Mama, it's just pretty scud to say priest highest of the priestess. Um, okay, forgive me, mother, for I have sinned. What I've where you want? I uh, I've done some terrible things, two terrible people, which makes me feel like I'm doing the right thing. M Yeah, So do are you? Do you want forgiveness or are you not really repentant? Do you feel like you're doing a good thing? Do you feel

like your mama so ugly she doesn't love you. I don't think my mother's physical appearance has anything to do with how she's so yellow she spits butter. Oh, and that's the second thing. It's hard to do. It's hard to do, and it's uh, you just love dragging the first female Catholic. She's gonna get red and regardless, I want to just acknowledge wilmur Valderrama was hard for me to say. I got jumbled up there, so I'm gonna get dragged online personally, I know it is Will wilmur Valderrama,

is your mama? Is that a real thing? Yes? That was a real really had no idea that that person or that show is a real thing. Okay, let's go on our third and final scene from Alcmania. Kevin, Hey, alchemists, exclamation point. Okay, Two things number one, Kevin, We the fans miss you dearly while you were away. If nobody else is gonna say it, then I will. Nobody is so fearless to jump into a scene, even if they don't belong more than you, Mr Pollock, and we love

you for it. And see what should be too, or be or whatever. This argument about pumpkin pie, Chris, this argument about pumpkin pie is more or less a disagreement of what a pumpkin is. Bear with me because this is about to get lengthy. Webster's Dictionary defines pumpkin pie as scene suggestion aggressive in line. So here's what I'm thinking. Here's it. I'm thinking, alright, we stop, we stop roller blading, and we add a little punk rocketness to it and just walk. No no, no, no no, do all the

things the skateboarders are doing on our roller blades. Oh, I thought you said stop stop just speed skating. Man. Look, if you don't want to be in, you don't have to be in. Okay, So you're saying stop speed skating and start listening to punk rock music. Yeah, listen, what do you want me? I'm saying it's and this is Venice Beach, California, and this is the crime place and

time to start a new extreme sport movement. Okay, but you realize here in Venice Beach dogtown, if we go out into that skate park with inline skates, we're gonna get our asses skate. It's worth the risk, Harlow, It's worth the risk. Okay, what was the punk rock part that you know we're put on? Some gorgy can tell you for a second. Yeah, it looks like we have a couple of hooligans in there, some punkers, some satanists who are skateboarding and doing some kind of roller blading

or I don't know what they're doing. Their goddamn knives and they're just tearing up. No longer, I've actually no longer in ballet service, so anything that happens in the parking lot is actually no longer my jurisdiction. You know, I put you back, I'm putting you back on. I'm

putting back on ballet in the front of the house. Okay, but um, actually I do really much better at the Kiosk I don't know if you know, but if those punkers get inside the mall, we're not gonna have anything's to hold you understand, it's talk any more chaosks number what those Prestels and those good damn culled Satanists psycho fax coming in here and destroy what we have. It's a Christian family mall. And forgive me for cursing, but I appreciate you giving me so much, putting so much

faith in me and in my strength. But I have to say, um as as as I am, I got taken advantage of a lot. I mean I was on ballet for one day. Three cars got stolen, a total of RS. And of course all the cars that I heard you explicitly say are dumb. One of them looks like just a rolled up there's a load, and then the other one looks like a box, like a long car. But it's not a limo. Good sessh. Hey, look at that guy over there, just sitting by himself. Why don't

we recruit him? I mean, I don't have any extra slow. You need to get on board, dude. You see that you're not on board? Okay, okay, okay, I mean a sticky sitting with no S three style. I got my sisters. Yeah, come on, what are you? What are you doing here? This is my bench? Oh okay, hey, no disrespect, no suspect. This is nine nine two in Venice, California. Oh, you gotta tell us prime place in time to start a movement, don't you think, sir? Oh what kind of movement? What

do you know about? What do you think about? These inline skates? Yeah, that's right, that's right. Well I'm a I'm a size twelve and a half. That's pretty big. Is that men's or women's? Good question, your mama? Oh perfectly. Yeah, you are punk? So punk man, you're punk, Sir, you are punk, and we are obviously punked, and we're here to start a new movement called aggressive inline. Are you in? Okay? These are much smaller, but I'm just getting my feet

in there. Okay, alright, we're all strapped up. Now. We just gotta come up with some names of tricks and start, you know, making people see what we do. Are low any thoughts about bleeding edge? Bleeding edge? Bro? So are you? I'm sorry about this, but we're gonna have to close your store front. You're just not making the payments on time. First, I'm sorry he uh. His last words to me were, I'm proud of you. That's your last customer. But no, no, my dad, how's he doing? My dad? How's it? How's

he doing? Yeah? You we held the wake at your house. Oh my, I forgot. I forgot. What were you saying? Um? Oh? Yeah, we have We have that whole basement area completely vacated. If you want to just take the kiosk. I like the kiosk, do you do you? I mean keys made while you're here? No, I no, But it's a quarter acre in the basement if you want that put your shop down there. I don't know. I mean it's uh, I pretty much just make keys and all I need is, uh,

you know, room to hang the keys. One of these key making grinders, you know you name it after your dad. How's it going? Grinder? Died? Um? Hey, hey, piece be with you, piece be with you? Hot topic? Um, and also with me? Can um? I'd be fitted for I'm like on security detail now. I don't know. I'm gonna stop a big like intimidating situation and alone. Can I get Let's see what I got? Um? Do you like invader? Zim. I don't know what that is. Give you in some

Invaders Zim. It's the funniest show. It's so crazy Invader Zim scary then, yes, you know, I want to come off as intimidating and as powerful and as someone that they should be scared off. I can really inflation. Yeah,

all adjacent to Venice. Yes, so let's give you and the baddest boys from Venice are coming to this mall and they're trying to inline skate their way in here aggressively, and if they do, then our entire family is going to be in peril in our and our business is gonna be Take whatever you want, Take whatever you want if that's what's at stake, whatever you want. Thank you so much. Also, this is so what are you doing later if I survived this? Yeah? Do you want to

like get a slushy or something? Yeah? Of course, good session, fellas, good session, good session. I think we are. You are vast, You're fast, You're fast. You know it comes to Dogtown because the Dogtown boys, I'm gonna taste them right now. You're gonna go to hell if you don't repent and stop doing your wicked game. We don't worship skateboards like you do. Okay, we worship these things, worship skape I swear to me that own it. Okay, you're gonna go

to ahead. You're right, You're I got scared for a moment, but you're right. I should own that. I call you I Taker. From now on, call me I Taker. We're gonna call you because you're so fast. We're gonna call you Zippo. Like that zippo and Arlo. We still gotta come up with a name for you. You're not doing anything. Really, I think Arlow is a pretty good name. It rhymes was zippo. That's just your name, Yeah, but his neck.

Your name is Arlo Eisenberg. That's not like a thing. Yeah, but maybe we can spell it different, like uh the A will be like uh in at an at sign And wait a minute, what kind of name is Eisenberg? All right, guys know what the news? All right? I was thinking, if we're gonna name anything, we started naming some of these tricks. Um, zippo, what do you call that spinny thing you do on one ft chocolate mustache?

Chocolate mustache? I like that, Arlow, What would you call that thing you did when you close your eyes and spit everywhere. I call it the fountain of view, thound of views in the chocolate mustache. We're off to a good start. Oh no, look at this cute girl come with all those spikes in her face. God here, get out of here yet. Hey, we we own this place just as much as you do. Yeah. Well, if you step, baby, roll one little inch into our area, which is actually

starts it actually starts right before the parking lot. Oh it hurts my throat. Oh it hurts my throat. Okay, listen, our property starts at the grass that's just on the edge between the sidewalk and the street, right before our parking lot. Now, if you cross that line, I'm gonna have to do some serious business. You drop that, You dropped some raising that Sorry, thank you. Those are really expensive, so I gotta seat them even though I dropped him. Sorry. Um,

how long have you worked at that mall? Yeah? How long have you worked here? My whole life born and raised? Praise be. I've never seen a three person gang. I think a fourth person would really make this better. Like aggressive inline gang. You're trying to recruit her Eisenberg. What you're trying to take over like you run the world. Eisenberg. Al alright, alright, look, here's what we're saying. Do you feel satisfied in the culture that you're a part of

right now? Miss Do you ever have displaced anger? Well, it was really upset Geregy. What the hell you joined a white nationalist inline skating group. They're bad people. They were bad, Okay, Georgy, that's that's that. That doesn't matter. Okay. They're just trying to recruit the sick, the arts, and that's our show, always stopping extremists anyway we can. So this is this was about thank you to everybody who wrote in. Thank you to everybody who's here. I think

everybody has a lesson in that to the show. We really appreciate it. James was asking everyone if they could do a little review for us, maybe a little five star if you don't mind, if we're worthy of it, please drop that in have reviews or Spotify reviews or you know, I don't know wherever else. We really really appreciate that. And before we go, let's just check it with everybody. How's everyone doing, Jackie? I feel good. Yeah, I started good and I still feel good. So I'm

gearing up to have a great day. Thank you so much. Thank you for having me. You always a blast. Thank you, Thank you, anything that anything coming up? I think you're doing. Oh well, I'm trying to think of the timeline in which this comes out, you know what I mean. But after but we will be doing We'll be doing them monthly show. It'll be monthly. I was gonna say once a month. Pretty pretty. Pony On at the West Side has it quite a quite a few alchemists in it, and I am new to the gang, so I will

be doing that and that's that's very exciting. I mean, and that's every first Thursday at nine o'clock, nine o'clock. Great. Check it out a West Side Comedy Theater dot com. James Heeney, how are you being? I'm great? Check out game Front on YouTube. And my guess is, by the time, unless something terrible happens with the you know from soft Servers,

elden Ring should be coming out. We'll have a lot of great elden Ring coverage on Canna wait cannot wait that it looks scary and fun, Jackie, Yeah, it's ten, it's ten o'clock. Are you kidding me? Ten o'clock. I guess we gotta do it, but if they get there at nine, they'll still make the show. I'm about to fail from all these shows. Ten o'clock. It's funny. Ten used to be the slots, and now I think, and I wonder whether it still is. We'll let you know,

Chris tell us a little more. That's I think that's it used to be the slot. Listen, you were asking for reviews, and if I had to give a review about your hosting today, I'd say five stars. Brought the energy, brought the heart, you bring, the energy, you bring, the harsh so much fun um. I love playing with everybody here. Yeah, hopefully the world kind of opens up again and we

can start seeing us. If you're in the l A area in Santa Monica the West Side Comedy Theater, I know we're gonna be doing tons of different shows there, so that's that. Or if you're in Florida, nothing has changed since and now, and Craig kiss Key, you know, I hate to be left out of of a pop culture discussion, So I think I'm gonna check out Your Mama.

According to IMDb, there are seventy episodes, but the entire first season is available on Prime for for the season or dollar ninety nine per episode, and I think there's twenty one episodes in the first season, so I think value wise, I think i'll go for you know, fifteen bucks for the season. I've heard a great place to start his episode nine, which is receipted versus Downy, so so I'll report back. I think they're on YouTube as well.

But I think what I want Wilmer to get paid inspect respect, respect, respect, because he's getting paid for that, and then Christ gets paid for Downy. Oh that's right, that's right. That's leg speaking and speaking of secret ops, we got our man behind the scenes, Mr Doug Baby and of course our puppy, Kevin Pollock. We miss you, Bay. Thank you to everybody was here and until next time. Oh no,