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Whole Lotta Rosie

Jan 19, 202432 min
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Harry and Meghan Markle are sad about their EMMY snub...Some side effects from Ozempic are frightening many Hollywood actresses.

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Fame, he'd liked to be walked on a leash and play really dirty, kinky sex games. Is the guy put the cock in the peacock network? Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody a J. Benzi here with fame as a bitch. This is your free show for January nineteenth, twenty twenty four. I hope you've had a good last couple of days. I'm still in Las Vegas. I'm going I'm in a hotel with a view of a golf course that it almost makes you want to play golf. I'm not a golf guy. I hit a few balls off the tea in my day, and

it is a fun feeling to smack a ball and watch it fly. Although I like it better when I used to hit golf balls with aluminum baseball bats. That was always fun. I felt like Babe Ruth Barry Bonds. But this must be some kind of some kind of hobby. I could see these guys you want to get away from the wife for four or five hours, getting those little cars and driving around these beautiful manicure greens. This is absolutely gorgeous. Of course, at night, my view is nothing because it's dark

and I can't see shit. But during the day, man, man, it's just it's beautiful, beautiful. I'm I'm sure how many of you people play golf out there, Probably a lot of you. It's just not my thing. It's not my thing. I'd rather play contact sports still at my age, I'd rather play full court basketball. Well, full court, with the way I breathe and how much I'm overweight, full court ain't the thing. Maybe three on three, half court, that might be the way to

go. Anyhow, gang a lot of stuff going on. I'm reading here that casts remember Cassie, the chick that was dating p Ditty for a long time and he put her through a lot of sexual problems, made her do things with men to turn him on. Well, we know that she settled that suit with him, and ever since then, all sorts of stuff has been coming out about Puffy. I believe every single inch of it, because I've always known him to be a bad guy. But Cassie is back to

modeling. She was at Paris Fashion Week. She looks great. She made an appearance there for some designers. But on my Patreon episode, I'm going to delve into exactly what she went through with p Ditty. What this guy put her through. It is one of the most horrible stories, and yet he's still walking around and it's like he's never been harmed. He still gets to be this kind of dastardly person, leaving victims in his wake. I

don't know why. I don't know why anything hasn't happened to him right now, somebody, some man who's now dating one of the women he used to abuse. How could anybody not get near him and punch the shit out of him or do something worse. Obviously he expects it because his security team is huge and there are huge guys, and there are guys around him twenty four to seven. But I believe wholeheartedly that eventually somebody will get to Puffy and

it's going to be well deserved. But let me turn my attention to some other bullshit artists. That would be Harry and Megan. And just when you thought Harry and Meghan were kind of coming around and maybe beginning to get the jokes about them, well they're not at all. They still don't get it. The both of them are apparently licking their wounds following yet another Emmy nomination gone wrong. They were snubbed, They didn't get what they thought they deserved,

and these two think they deserve everything. Their names were once again left off the Emmy nominations list, despite the fact that their Harry and Meghan docuseries set a record for the biggest debut for a Netflix documentary. And yet they feel very wounded because I mean, if it's set a record, why don't we nominated? Could you imagine living with Megan right now? It's got to

be hell on. Harry doesn't have much more hair to lose, but believe me, the hairs he has are flying off his head, jumping off his head. Some pr people who used to represent them were saying that yes, they feel wounded by not receiving an Emmy nomination, but they also were up

against some tough competition for those nominations. Wasn't their first stub. They were devastated last year after not getting the recognition they believe they deserve, and these two believe they deserve recognition constantly, and their show this past year failed to score any Emmy nominations, despite the fact that it brought in a total of

eighty one point six million hours watched three Yourselves a Favor. Never believe these numbers from Netflix I'm sure people watch this show because they liked them, and there are people who watch this show because they hate them, and hate watching is a big thing, and that's a dynamic that Netflix can't take into consideration. But what's more than that is they were absent from the award ceremony.

Now making herself is no stranger from missing out on Emmy nominations. She spent seven years on the TV shows Suits that never received any prestigious Emmy or Golden Globe Award nominations, nor should it have. It's a terrible show. And I know Deal and No Deal didn't get any I mean, how much can you say about opening a suitcase in terms of providing some kind of drama.

But she was submitted for nomination in twenty eighteen for Outstanding Supporting Actress in the Drama Series for her last season playing Rachel Zane in Suits didn't make the cut.

And now the two of them have just one project left as part of their ridiculously lucrative one hundred million dollars Netflix deal which they signed back in twenty twenty and this five year deal is up for renewal in twenty twenty five, and they purchased the screen rights to the very popular romantic new release Meet Me at the Lake by somebody named Carly Fortune to turn that into a film for Netflix. They handed over three point eight million dollars in exchange for the rights,

and that will be their first non documentary venture. And lately she's been telling anybody who listened that she definitely has Hollywood on her mind, not things that she and Harry would star in. Oh god, No, she has her mind on Hollywood, but it's more or less boring shit. And Megan has been quoted as saying that she's hinted at the content that fans can expect

from her and Harry's production Come arch Well Productions in the future. She says she wants to make things that make people feel I was gonna say good, but it's more than that. Things that make people feel something right and feel a sense of community. So sick of that phrase. Who watches a TV show because it gives you a feel for a sense of community? Answer nobody, But either way, Megan says she has very exciting things on the slate

and she can't wait to announce them. She's very proud with what they're creating. I don't know how anybody believes a word out of this girl's mouth. And for those of you keeping scored home, just so you understand the situation, because she's been pouting about not getting a nomination. Their Netflix show had not only been the biggest debut but also the most precipitous drop in viewership in the history of Netflix. Okay, try not omphsize. Maybe that had something

to do with it, or maybe it's just people not liking Megan. And first of all, the Netflix movie really never even had a shot. It was wrongly listed in the documentary drama category. It should have been belonged in the fictional category. Second of all, the storyline was basically just a bunch of crying. It was a wine fest and it fell very short of being a narrative. And third, Megan and Harry's acting is atrocious, unbelievably atrocious.

I mean, this film had scenes that were not originated by Harry and Meghan. And lastly, the producer, instead of acknowledging her and the Sussexes shortcomings in their producing of the film, cast the blame on the royal family, which is just ridiculous. Why is it their fault? Obviously it was widely watched because people want to know about scandal, but it got very poor

reviews, so it wasn't worth any award. Then the fact is that the other honorees and the stars that these awards are Moonies really don't want to sit with Hollywood's biggest celebrity losers. Nobody wants to be next to them at the award shows. Their bullshit is catching, you know, so they got what they deserved. I actually watched some of it. I have to admit I watched some of it just to be voyeuristic like everybody else probably, but I

didn't finish it very uninteresting. But here's the key. When Megan mocked the queen and the entire curtsy thing, if you remember, if you watched it, that was cringe city. Even Harry seemed uncomfortable because she kept going and going and going and laughing about how she was expected to Curtsey. It was like she mocked the entire royal family and all of its traditions right from the

start. And I've always said, Harry has no balls. You get up and tell your wife, Hey, you don't talk that way about my family. Do you understand the family you married into? This is steeped in hundreds of years in tradition, you just don't come off the boat and mock it. Oh, I would have went to town on her boy. And these two really don't understand the business of Hollywood. I'll give you an example. The Enemy's also snubbed Shocknato. Okay, Shark Nato was the highest watch series

on the Sci Fi network. It's not the number of viewers that are award worthy, it's the entertainment value. So back in July, a third airing of Sharknato got two and a half million viewers, continuing the increase in popularity of a film and setting a record for the most watched original film encore in sci fi history. And Sharknato was projected to increase revenue for the company that produced it, The Asylum, from five million in two thousand and nine to

nineteen million in twenty thirteen. That stuff matters. If I want to see people complain about their families, I'll go to somebody's Thanksgiving dinner for christ sake. And I've heard from a source at Netflix that basically Netflix urged Megan not to do the whole Medieval Times Curtsey thing. You know what, I mean, they knew how offensive it would be, but she went ahead. She went ahead and did it, So that's on her, and that was probably

the nail in the coffin. So you know, that's just the way it goes. The kid just thinks she can do what she can do. But she left people horribly insulted and as a result, people saw those two for what they are. I even heard that Harry went to Netflix and asked them to please take that part of the curtsy thing out. But who do you think nixed it? Me again, Markle nixed it? She said, no, Harry, were leaving it in because she's the decision maker. She rules

the roost in that relationship. So to be clear, there's no excuse for his behavior when he sat there and did nothing as she mocked the queen. What kind of balls does he lack to watch that go on and not say or do anything. These two should be used to the fact that the public just isn't interested in their self serving activities or their mental well being anymore.

After the history of denigrating family and denigrating the royals with their lies and their selfish actions all to bring them publicity, people just aren't interested anymore, So why the long face Megan? Speaking of long faces, if all the desperate Hollywood actresses are hoping to keep the weight off for good with their new devotion to the church of ozempic, they better be careful. Jillian Michaels. Remember Jillian Michaels, the fitness guru that got every man mad when she announced she

was a Dike. When she first came out, she was hot stuff. Then we found out she was a Dike. Oh well, well, she's now warning women of a bunch of side effects that are triggered by this weight loss jab from ozempic, which, as we all know, is really a diabetes drug. Jillian says, we're talking about sagging skin and a gaunt appearance, which is a result of accelerated facial aging, and they've been calling that ozempic face. Be on the lookout. The next time you look out into

an award ceremony, look for ozempic face. Jillian Michael says that every medication, whether it's antibiotics or vaccines, have a cost benefit analysis. They've all got side effects. So when we look at ozenpic and all those drugs, there are many side effects, from extremely nefarious to just absolutely shitty, no pun intended, because it also gives you diarrhea. This supposed wonder drug was approved by the FDA to treat type two diabetes, but now it's being used

across Hollywood and elsewhere for weight loss. But it's been linked to many side effects that range from you're ready for this, belches that smell like a monkey's asshole, skeletal fingers, bowel obstruction, suicidal ideation, and stomach paralysis. When I heard that, it made me wonder what Kate Middleton is suffering from. When it was announced she went to be hospitalized for stomach issues. I don't think there's a reason for her to be on ozempic, but even chicks

who were in shape and skinny think they're fat. It could be maybe she got caught up in the craze. This craze that took over Hollywood more than a year ago and has since been endorsed by the likes of Oprah Winfrey, even Sharon Osborne, who, by the way, says she has no regrets, but she looks like hell from it. But she still doesn't. Sharon Osbourne tries everything, She gives everything a go, and I'll tell you this I gotta be honest, Oprah. Oprah has looked good when I saw her

turn up at the Golden Globes and that per dress. Then she was at the Emmys in the blue dress. Now, granted, I'm sure she was wearing a medieval corset beneath those dresses, not to mention a few pair of spanks, but you know, she was ready for her close up and she looked decent. But when she gets home and takes everything off, I'm sure Stedman runs out of the room if he's even been in the room. I don't even think those two sleep in the same room. Such a weird relationship.

But Jillian Michael says something that's so true. All these celebrities are not health experts. They just can't conduct their own research on medications. They're not nutritionists, they're not fitness experts, and they don't spend all day talking to doctors. So there's a lot of concern here over the long term effects of

ozempic and similar medications that do the same thing. But the problem is, like a lot of drugs that make you feel good and make you look good, is it's hard to get off them, and if you do get off them, all of the meta analysis shows you, shows us that you're going to gain the weight back again, and then some two thirds of it within a year. That was the reality for many people in Hollywood have done this.

These people are spending thousand dollars a month on drugs like guagovi and ozempic, and they lose weight quickly and then it comes back with ose empic. People have been plateauing and it stops working right around the eighteenth month to the to the two year mark, and then it stops completely. So now what are you gonna do? Because now if you're taking it literally, beholden to

it. Insurance doesn't cover it forever. So then what happens. It's bad, what happens five years down the road, ten years down the road. If it was the easy way out, then everybody would recommend it and everybody would do it. Everybody, even trainers, would be like, this is fantastic, get on no zepig right away. But it's turning out to leave some grotesque side effects in its wake. The only upside, if I'm going to be honest, the only upside to this is that it has people talking

at about weight. It confirms that people of all ages are proving they can in fact lose weight, and now we're allowed to say the word obesity again, and we're allowed to say obesity is deadly. Most of the time. The best way to do it is eat less than exercise. We all know there's no shortcut. That's the way to do it. And if you do that, you're not going to have a bunch of side effects that make you look grotesque at your country club. And no one's going to be whispering whispering

things to their husband or wife about the way you look. Because what you eat is just as important as how much of it you eat. Eat real food, don't eat process junk. Look, we've known this for years, but these actresses and actress mainly actresses, they want the easy fix. It's not that hard. People who need to lose fifteen pounds, you shouldn't take it. Even people who need to lose thirty pounds should probably not take it.

But there are people who are obese with back and knee problems and there may be at a high risk for side effects way more severe than ozempic face. But if you don't have diabetes, I'd stay away from this thing. Just eat less, walk more. Swim, even do the latest fed chair yoga. I'm such an idiot. I actually kept seeing chair yoga and I've got shitty knees in a bad back, and I said, let me see what this chair yoga is about. I tried it a few weeks. I

shouldn't say that. I try to forge. About a week and a half, I could definitely feel things were working. But you don't need to do chair yoga to feel that things are working. Just do regular stuff. Take longer walks, eat less food, burn more calories that you're taking in. That's the secret to weight loss. Why do you think Rebel Wilson, who is being heralded as some weight loss gym rat, it was all bullshit. She recently announced that she's packed on forty pounds again, and now she said,

well, she should have saw this coming. But what's worse than anything else is this latest bit of bullshit, all in the name of being woke or not upsetting the world's fatties. God forbid, because for years weight has been used as a measure of health in doctor offices, doctor's officers. Higher BMIs are correlated with heart disease, diabetes, and other conditions, but as more researchers has come out about how hard it is to keep weight off without

medications and how harmful weight stigma itself can be. Some providers are moving away from focusing on the number on the scale. This is scary. Some doctors don't want you to look at the number. They don't think it's important. Go take a stroll around Twitter or Instagram and you'll see a number of obese, gender confused women all swearing that telling someone to lose weight is not a

thing to do at all. I want to laugh. I saw one woman who had to take two breaths in between each word, in between her bullshit sentences to tell people that anybody who would listen her problem her situation. I'm healthy and my weight right now, and it's that phobic to tell me otherwise. My doctor said I shouldn't lose any more weight. I'm not making fun, But for Fox's sake, who are these woke doctors who think not telling an obese patient that they need to drop one hundred pounds or two is good

for them? Swear to God the world is upside down and we all know it. You can't apparently tell someone who's obese that they're obese. Some doctors are not bothering to focus on the weight. Can you believe this? No? No, just stay where you are, stay at the way you are. It's unbelievable. I'd like you to think back to the golden age of Hollywood. Try and remember an obese actress. And I'm not going to count people like lu Costello or Tony Fields because their chubbiness was part of their comedy

routines. But let me know of an actress outside of Haddie McDaniel from Gone with the Wind who was very overweight and yet still had a successful career. Not one name is coming to me. I can't name anybody off the top of my head. Is it because the women of yesteryear had better jim equipment? No, of course not. They just knew that in order to stay gainfully employed and relatively healthy, they needed to just do their daily exercise routine

and eat right. Why is that so hard now? And why don't we have to act like Gabaret Sidibe, Chrissy Mitz or Divine Joy Randolph look perfectly fine, and God forbid, their doctors aren't telling them they must lose weight. Why do we let these people lie to us? I'll never understand it listening gang, Come on over to patreon dot com slash Famous a Bitch, find out it's gonna be a good week. Find out which Hollywood actor is

back on drugs they're not listening to his handlers. Find out which songbird can't sell tickets to the Vegas Residency so she's faking an illness instead. And also find out about the nauseating couple who's this close to a nasty divorce and the wife's parents are out for blood. That's what I'll bring you on my Patreon show again. Go to patreon dot com slash famous a bit and you'll get the goods and you freebirds will fly amongst all the patrons that follow my show.

I'm aj Benza. That was your free show for January eighteenth. He's at eighteenth to nineteen. I'm so confused on dates. I don't know what's wrong with being January nineteenth, twenty twenty four. Whaten by Us talk to is in a few days, Thank you for listening. Fame as a Bitch is an AJ Benza Workhouse Connect production featuring the endless wisdom, insightful commentari and sometimes fucked up perspective. Of aj Benza, executive producer Mike Agavino,

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