Fame. He'd liked to be walked on a leash and play really dirty, kinky sex games. He's the guy put the cock in the peacock memory. Okay, bitch, hey everybody, aj benz A here was same as a bitch. This is your free show for the free birds, coming to you at October seventeenth, twenty twenty three. I'm taping this on the sixteenth. Normally you get your free shows on Mondays and Wednesdays, but yesterday was kind of a jam packed day for me, and I figured you birds will come
back on Tuesday looking for free shows. You know, there's always some worms around or grubs you guys can pick at. I'll always feed you twice a week. Man, It'll always be Monday and Wednesday. But just know there'll be some insects and some bird seed nearby. So whether it's the sixteenth to the seventeenth, this is your free show. Fames. Bitch back at you again. Hope you had a good weekend. A lot of things happened over the weekend that I wanted to talk about. Some thoughts. I have some
things I wanted to kind of run by you or find interesting. At least I was going into a seven to eleven type store. Out here in Nevada, they call them terribles. Out here. It's a chain out here, terribles. This is very funny. I think I read about it once. It stemmed from a guy that had like a gas station that wasn't up to standards the way it looked or something out here. Maybe I'm getting it wrong,
but I'm trying to remember it when I read it. And basically, there were always other gas stations that looked fine, but this one nice gas station always looked terrible, right, and he took it to heart, and I think eventually he ended up owning a chain and he said, fuck it, I'm gonna all my gas station chain terribles, because that's what people think I am. Now they populate the state, and it's quite something to see.
But I got to kick out of. You know, when you go to some government buildings or courthouses, let's say, you'll see these big pillars of cement or big you know, columns of steel surrounded by concrete, and basically they're there so that somebody can't drive a truck with a bomb into a building. But this particular terribles I saw in the lovely town of Summerland, which probably has the lowest crime rate in the country, had these big red
concrete balls in front of the store. Like I know, you know, jihad can come at any time, but I just don't see many jihadis targeting Canadian stores like seven to eleven are terribles to make their points. I don't know. I know they want soft targets, but I don't know. That just seems a little bit too crazy for me. But look, safety first. Also, I've been reading and it really bothers me how fractured this country is getting. You know, you can't just have an Amber alert for missing
children. That's you know, that's everything. It's so important. My heart breaks and so does yours whenever you get an Amber alert on your phone, and sometimes you're several states away or you're not nearby. And how many of us jump on a car to see if you can spot the car's license plate that may have this kidnapped child. But now they're using ebity alerts, not Amber alerts. Ebity alerts to find missing black kids, you know, because
it's got to be Blacks and whites just have to be separated. Even when we're talking about being kidnapped. It makes me sick. Ebony alerts. What do we go? What about with missing boys? Is it Leeroy alerts versus Larry alerts? What are we doing here? Just amber alertists with no one cares the color of the kid. You got the license plate, for Fox's sake. If I'm a reporter now or I'm reading a newspaper article, they very rarely say black whatever with regard to a criminal. All I've seen I've
said this before on the other show as well as this show. I'm seeing Asian women getting beat up, Innocent old Asian ladies being pummeled near death, pushed in for the subways in New York, dragged into lobbies and being kicked, punched, choked. And these are all black thugs doing these things that defenseless old Asian ladies. And it continues with all the black teens they call them teens, looting stores and just taking everything off the shelves, and nobody
stops these people. We're not allowed to stop them. Let them go. We got insurance, we got insurance. Meanwhile, every store is going on a business rit EID is now filed for bankruptcy. There are food chains that now lock down their ribbis and their expensive steaks. Not with a no go. They're locked down. There's a lock on a steel grate where you can't just put a few ribbys down your pants. You can't lock it up and
meat from these animals. So I hate this. We can't mention they're black in the crime story, but you've got it all that there's a black kid in the car that just got kidnapped. I'll save you some time. These black kidnapped kids are not with their dads. Okay, let's be honest about that shit. Oh so you don't got me pissed off. I watched Saturday That Live over the weekend. I always watch it. To me, there's always two or three sketches that make me laugh. People get mad at anything.
I'm crazy, but no, I think that I don't talk to perform, especially live. And since I've been to that set and been on that show and have seen what it's like that whole week, you know how they just get with the host. In my case, it was Dave Jerry Jerry Seinfeld that wasn't involved in the writer's rooms, obviously, but to see it go from here's the host, what are we gonna write? About to then having it be a show on Saturday, and it changes from the rehearsal that's
also taped in front of a live audience and I think eight pm. Then they go live at eleven thirty and there's more changes. Sketches are cut out, lines are changed. That's why a lot of people just look at the cute cards because whatever they memorize has been completely altered. So when you go there, they go just look at the cute cards. There's so many changes to make you can't remember everything. But I'm getting off the topic. I do like the show. I'll always like the show. Now. Bowen Yang
is the Asian guy, the gay on the show. In the last couple of years. Of several years, you've seen Lorne Michael's higher you know, not trance but gay lesbian. I mean, I guess at the sign of the times. You know, I don't find lesbian comics funny at all. But you know who am I gonna argue with? Lorn Michaels is the king of finding talent and bow and Yang when I first recognized that he was gonna be on the show and pissed me off because he's the guy who rated out
the guy, they really hard. Shane Gillis, who's a tremendous comedian, I don't. I don't honestly right now. To me, he's the funniest dude in comedy. Also as a podcast Shane Gillis is hysterical. He got canceled for a while. He lost his gig because on his podcast he spoke in a Chinese type accent, doing a bit and bowing Yang being Asian and being very very you know, upset about that went to Lorne Michael and whatever the fuck. Shane Gillis lost his gig. He's gonna do better without saying
that live anyhow, because now every show he does is sold out. But I'm watching the show and I didn't you know what, I don't care if you're gay, And I'll get into this later in this show. It doesn't bother me who's gay or by or whatever the fuck. I do have issues with trans transgenders absolutely. I have a problem with Dylan mulvaney being voted woman of the Year by some stupid company in England I don't know, and some trans cyclists obviously a man one female of the year. Oh god, but
why is Boeen Yang or a lot of gay men. I have to talk in that gay you know, that affected gay voice. Hello, everybody, excuse me? Why do they need to do that? Can't you just once in a while speak regularly? Do you always have to lead with that? Why is that a good thing? I don't get it. I don't get why they think they need to do that. And I do think the guy's funny, Don't get me wrong. I think he's a very funny, one
of the very funny players on that show, without a doubt. But to every sketch, he's got to act that late though we get that you're gay, it's okay. Stop shoving it down our fucking throat. Stop trying to be celebrated. Talking to a gay guy. The other day at a restaurant, we stopped and got some brusquetta. We were at some art fair, you know, a little fair in town, and went to a restaurant, got some brusquette, the dog, got some water. We sat down and
we know this guy, we've seen him before. He's the manager of a restaurant. I obviously gay, you know, loves talking to us because he knows we don't care. And they asked them only how he feels about the whole transgender movement, and he rolled his eyes, like, you know, like we He basically said, we had to go through so much shit.
I mean friends of mine were killed and beaten, then everything else, and I know that happens to trans youth as well, but these people wanting things when they wanted, and it has to be now, and now you must also celebrate me, not only accept me. He rolled his eyes because he knows it's stupid and it's dumb, and I'm not just I'm not some brute that's anti day. And in fact, the guy always hugs me and says I love you when I leave, because I do love most people I speak
to. I don't care what you do in your bedroom. I don't give a shit. But Bowenyang has to act this way all the time. And then what really got me pissed off is they make him portray Christopher Columbus in a sketch. Honestly, I didn't even watch what they were saying. It's bad enough they took away Christopher Columbus's day as part of an Italian Heritage Day, but now SNL has to make Christopher Columbus sound gay, sound clear?
Come on, use one of the other guys to be Christopher Columbus for fuck's sake. I mean, has there been an Italian on that show besides Joe Piscopal. But you want to stock complaining about no Italian representation, Well there you go, Jesus chrst. Will they allow a gay white man to portray Malcolm X or Ray Charles? Now? Of course not. And also I don't have great things to always say about Pete Davidson, but I gotta say
what he did to start the show off Saturday night was really heartfelt. He spoke about, obviously the war Israel and Jamas, and he spoke about seeing so many images of death lately, and also children, innocent children experiencing misery and the brutality of war, as well as watching them watching their parents die or family die around them. And he said he could speak to that because
he lost his dad on nine to eleven. You know, his dad was a fireman, and he didn't know his father died because his mother kept saying, your dad's at work, And like two or three days later, he saw a photo of his dad on the news and then it hit him, you know, oh my god, mom's lying to me. So he had no, he died on that awful day until he saw it for himself.
That'll put a young kid into a very different headspace, and maybe that's why Pete suffers the way he does with addiction and all sorts of other things he has. But for Pete Davison to speak eloquently and slowly and without any kind of comedic flare about what's going on, it was a really sweet and honest moment that really resounded in people who lost loved ones due to the cowardly acts of terrorism. And I thought it was a brilliant way to start the show.
Having said that, I don't think we need it to see Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey on the show. I know a ton of people love this coupling. My god, the news is printing entire articles about them holding hands. The next article is about they saw them kissing at the after party, even about how Taylor Swift loaned out her rode on the waterfront mansion to Bradley Cooper and Gigi Haddad to crease the sheets. But enough people are already sick
of this coupling. And you know what, it's not gonna last. I'm not trying to be the voice of doom here. Obviously, it's not that hard to say. It's not gonna last. I doubt these things turned into marriages too often. She's hot stuff, She's gonna be a billionaire. She's the biggest thing in music since god knows what. He's a two time Super Bowl champ. He's funny, he's hella talented. You know, I understand the attraction. But as I said, Travis Kelcey by and large loves black
girls. You know. The only thing he likes better than black girls, however, is fame and notoriety. So right now this relationship is painting him bigger dividends than it is her. But Taylor likes it because she does not have the word worry about all her shorter boyfriends in the past, always being upset that she wore heels when they go out. You know, Taylor's five eleven when the heels she's six one six two, And Kelsey doesn't care about
that because he's a big dude. So I think Taylor Swift likes the aspect of that and of that coupling a lot. She's also someone who loves fame and notoriety as well. But listen, It's much better for her to be seen with a two time Super Bowl champ and one of the best tight ends to ever play the game than with the guy who kisses his male band member on the lips and tongue kisses him before they play for an audience. I mean she, I know she dropped him quickly when she saw that. But
enough of that shit. But I think the guy fronts the band nineteen seventy five, I forget his name because I didn't give a shit about him. I know he was a loser that she shouldn't even be with. Oh, by the way, hold that thought. Speaking of Taylor Swift's former flings, can somebody tell me what is going on with John Mayer living with Andy Cohen? I mean, whenever Cohen is asked about this situation, he keeps it
confusing. He was asked over the summer if they were in fact, denied him and he said, listen, we have a very sweet friendship and we're together all the time. And speaking on the matter of how fans speculate on this relationship with John Mayer, Andy further said, you know, I think that I was not surprised because we also have a great love for each other, so it just seems like the obvious assumption. Look, I'm pretty damn
sure John Mayer isn't gay. Okay, the guy's had some of the hottest chicks in Hollywood, Jessica Simpson for starters, Go and read the old Playboy interview he did when he commented about dating her. It's very raw, very descriptive. But he is a great writer, and that's how great writers speak, he said. He said that the Jessica it was like a drug to him, like crack cocaine to me. He also didn't hold back while divulging details of their chemistry. He said, sexually, it was crazy, That's
all I'll say. But then he said more, it was like napalm sexual napalm. Did you ever say I want to quit my life and just fucking snort you. If you charge me ten thousand dollars to fuck you, I'd start selling all my shit to keep fucking you. I mean, he got so descriptive. Now, for some reason that makes me think of how funny I just heard Louis c. K say something the other day. I went to a Louis ck rabbit hole, listened to so many of his comedy bits
on I think it was Friday afternoon, maybe a Saturday afternoon. And he was once describing how awful it is when he gets diarrhea, and he said, at one point, if you are between me and my bathroom when I feel diarrhea coming on, I will sell you my house for ten cents just
to get past you. That's the best. Also, look, John Mayer had Jennifer Aniston, he had Katie Perry, He had Cameron Diaz, the very lovely but very loose Minka Kelly, who seems to attach herself to every available man, and I'm not seeing in any movies or TV shows, so
what the fuck is she doing in life? He even had Taylor Swifts when she moved on from Taylor Lautner, who must have hated how much tallert she was that he and let's not forget he wrote Your Body's a Wonderland about his time with Jennifer love Hewitt, who, by the way, has ruined her pretty face recently with some kind of procedure or whatever concoction of a filler or what have you for, dermatologists shot into her face. Have you seen it
looks looking like herself? She claims all she did was got a new haircut and some micro blading on her eyebrows. Bullshit, But look, I'm sure John Mayer and Andy Collen just have a nice bromance in the same way I have with my late friend Kevin Dornett. Whenever he and I were out out in the city or on the phone, we never spoke about his being gay. It was obvious he knew that I knew. I mean, the guy hung out with Andy Warhol when he was like fifteen years old. But that
was not the main thing about our friendship. He was my friend because he was funny as hell to be around. He was as smart ass, not to mention a great source because he knew everybody. And when I got my talk show, I got him a job on the show to be the show's photographer and to pick out my wardrobe. And god, we had one hundred meals together and he was always the first one I'd call when Hollywood began to
turn sour on me. And listen, back then, I had a posse of guys around me on a nightly basis named rock Though Joey, Johnny Boy, Jack, Mario, Frankie, and also at our table was Kevin, you know, and he loved it, and we loved it. And I always threw some people for a loop. They were like, Ak's got all these roughnecks friends, these these Italian types around him, and then his gay friend. And some people would ask me about it, and I just say, what's the big deal. He's funny, he's loyal, he gets it.
We can't even look at each other without laughing. But but but one thing I never did was kiss Kevin on the lips. But I do remember one night when John Mayer had a crazy makeout session with the gossip blogger Perez
Hilton. The famous story about that is Perez Hilton claims he just finished co hosting the MTV New Year's coverage with Christina Aguilera when they decided to keep the party going at some club in Chelsea, and it was there that they met up with Jessica Simpson and John Mayer, and Perez says that Hilton leaned into him and said, I like to watch gay porn, you know, And he said, my favorite porns ours Brent Corrigan, really turns me on.
And Mayer followed that up by shoving his tongue down Perez Hilton's throat, and when they were done. Hilton said that Jessica Simpson didn't seem to know whether she was incredibly embarrassed or really turned on. Actually, according to friends, she was unbothered by the kiss. Her friends were horrified, but she didn't care. John could do no wrong around her as far as she was concerned,
because she was absolutely head over heels in love with the guy. And some people think that John Mayer did it because at that point Perez Hilton was not really on good terms with Jessica Simpson or his sister Ashley. He would call Jessica Jessica Simpleton, and his sister Ashley he'd call Ashley, which is why I hate him and I hate his writing because all he did was be mean to chicks. And I don't know if you know how he began, but his blog, his blog site, whatever you want to call it,
he would. He began by drawing dix and putting them toward girl's mouths, like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian did that to all the what man, Well, he's a gay guy, he's not a man would do that. Just bitchy shit like that always was, like I never liked it because of that. Now he's written a book and apologize for all that shit. But either way, here's the story I think is funny and I don't think there's a crime in it, but boy that people in
Scotland are going crazy. There's a creepy clown terrorizing this Scottish town and it's taunting local police to try to capture him in this sick game of cat and mouse or a funny game. The guy's dressed as Stephen King's penny Wise, the dancing clown. He's got red hair, a collar, ruffled leggings, hauls the red balloon and walks around on the street at night. And he'll then post comments like, well, well, well I've made the news again.
Should I smile for the cameras with my hideous grin. That's what he puts on Facebook in stories titled a message to the media. So he uses Facebook under the name Cole Demos and apparently threaten people around this little town, SkELL Morley. It's by Edinburgh. He's got two thousand people in it and the bio section of his page says the clown is originally from hell Michigan, attended Hellgate High School, in Montana and studied at the clown school before becoming
self employed. But whoever this guy is, he's scaring everybody, and people out there are saying he needs to be stopped. Someone needs to have a word with him before the police get involved or he really terrifies someone. He could give somebody a heart attack and throwing. The clown reads out old Facebook comments before he responds to them, and it's creepy monologue. The police have been informed. Do you think that I care to have to catch me first
anyway? And yes, that's a dare. Don't believe what you're told. The clown doesn't want fame, glorial gold. He just wants to play in this so called sleepy town. So come and join in and learn the fear of skel Marley clown Jesus Christ. People were doing that in America a few years back. But he's also there was a there was a clown in Long Island that was making threats to schools out there, and it caused some schools in Long Island to go on to lockdown because of a clown. I hate
clowns. They scare me. My buddy had a ruin in his house. He collected clown paintings should get his fleet markets and shipped like nothing expensive, just really weird clown paintings. In fact, that was fair yesterday with the girlfriend and these little girls were getting clown paint on their face by somebody say you get the fair and this girl. I don't know if the guy who drew it knew this, the artist knew this, but he basically gave her
the famous face that John Wayne Gacy wore as a clown. Really creepy to see that. But I you know, look, even if this guy is caught, what crime has he committed? He can't he can't be charged with as salt and battery because he hasn't laid a finger on any of his victims. Could they charge him for vagrancy and wandering? And would those count stick? And look, the best way to determin him if he's caught is just
name, name him, shame him publicly. If none of his victims has a nervous condition or had a heart attack from his activities, then you know, I guess if that happens, there could be a civil suit maybe, But come on, guys, this is how pussified we've gotten. It's called performance art. It might, it might not be everybody's liking. But unless Scotland wants to become China, they should maybe go after real criminals because I don't like clowns. But he's not that scary. He's not a monster,
he's not bigfoot. But what is scary is how Scotland has now become so ultra woke that it's arresting people for saying the wrong thing or for silently praying outside an abortion clinic. The world's gone mad and we both know it. And speaking of mad Jesus Christ, what Be Goldberg? This gets me pissed off. What b Goldberg is admitting to ping when she laughs or sits down a long time. She loves to talk about this is This is the topic
she loves to talk about. And I don't think he should understands. None of us want to see it, None of us want to imagine her peeing her pants because most of us look at what Be and don't have great things to say about her appearance. Now we're all getting older, some of us are gaining weight. I give it up for Whoope, for being in the headlines and being famous and winning all the awards she's won. She really has had a remarkable career, so I'm not gonna shit on her, even though
she peas on herself. But she's admitting to peeing when she laughs or sits down too long, and she readily talks about this in interviews, and all I can think about between her dusty hair, her cigarette breath, and now her pissy pants. I actually feel badly for joy Behar and all the other yend is sitting near her, because that smell must be awful. Maybe that's what killed Barbara Walters. Who knows. But she did this ad for the
product Poise some years ago. Remember that ad. She was dressed as Cleopatra, Lady Godiva Joan of Arc, talking about needing protection from suddenly pissing at times. I don't know what that ad was supposed to prove, So like, if Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, Lady Godiva had been able to use poise, would they have had to worry about leakage? Could they have accomplished more in their lives? Why they dress her up as those people? I
don't what would would Would they'd be more effective if they wore poise? It was crazy. It was a stupid ad. I think it ran throwing his Super Bowl one year. If I'm not mistaken anyhow, Justin Timberlake is now very concerned about Britney Spears's new memoir coming out. Oh, you know, speaking of memoirs, let's talk about this to end the show. Fuck fuck Britney's memoir. You know, I don't even think she wrote it. I don't even think she. I don't even know who wrote it for her.
I know the actress Michelle Williams is gonna be the voice that records the audio version. Now that doesn't tell you that Britney is severely mentally ill. If you can't sit down and read your book with your voice, which adds so much more power to it, that that's Britney telling the story. You know why she can't sit down and do it because she didn't first write the words. And if you don't write the words to your book, it's hard to
capture all those words when you recite them for be recorded. You know, I put my second book on tape in a very crude manner. I mean, Adam Curl has said, look, you know, we can give you money if you include your audio recording of your book and one of my packages that he gives out to listeners, and I said, yeah, that'd be great. So they gave me a couple of grand and I had to go record the book, but it was during the pandemic. I couldn't go to
the studio. I did in the fucking bathroom, and so it was done very crudely. But I knew how to do it because I wrote all the words myself. And the fact that Britney can't sit down and read it also means Britney's never sat down and read a book. So that's sad enough as it is. But let's talk about the other big story. Oh my god, let's talk about alopecia Jada Okay, Her explosively stilted memoir comes out today
the seventeenth. I don't know what you're doing listening to my podcast for when you could be burying your face in the bald face lies she speaks of,
And yes, pun included when I say bold face lies. But then again, if you guys have an issue paying five bucks a month to subscribe to my shows of breaking stories, hot takes, blistering commentaries and hard truths and the breaking down of Hollywood's lies, why would you spring for twenty nine bucks to read Jada's book called Worthy. But anyhow, that's besides the point. However, if you do want to become a Patreon listener, go to patreon
dot com. Slash fame is a bitch five bucks a month. You can't even buy a goddamn gallon of gas with that money. Cheapen gas. Anyhow, I'm qualified to speak on this. Not only have I written two memoirs myself, one a bestseller among my friends and family, but I also was sucked into the vortex of Will and Jada's romance and secret world of swinging and
swapping. And on my Patreon show the other day, I went into great length about how me and the R and B singer I'll be Sure shockingly invited me to take a girl up to a hotel where Will and Jada was staying way back and I want to say ninety nine or two thousand, they more or less newly was at this point they were in New York City. I had no idea at the time what their relationship was about, but I'll be Sure soon told me that they swing, they fuck other people, sometimes in
front of each other in the room. They get off on it. Now, I had zero interest in this type of thing at all, So I'll be called one of our mutual friends. And he went, and he later told me all the details of that night, that night of debauchery. The surprising thing was there were no drugs involved other than a little weed. So that tells me this is the kind of shit they're used to. But what Will Smith does not deserve is so obvious. He doesn't what Jada Pincksmith has
done to him. This is deeper than disrespect, guys. She needs to answer some questions, not Softball's love to her by hod To Cotpy. Where is her compassion, her decency or her respect for the man that she still acknowledges is her husband? Where is the respect for the man she walked down the aisle with and pledged her love to in nineteen ninety seven, for better, for worse, through rich rappora, sickness and health till death do you
part? Not enough people talk about, let alone honor those vows at least to some degree. And with all the crap she's talking about, her depression, her supposed alopecia, her drug use, her rise through poverty, her being sole made for the tupac, her not leaving the bedroom for over a
year as her fortieth birthday approached. I'm telling you this is a very, very damaged woman, and this is someone who will obviously do all she can, even invoke the words and thoughts of a dead man Tupac Shakur to remain relevant and in the discussion. And I'm telling you right now, don't fall for it. She never had a huge reservoir of talent. She's a pipsqueak of a woman. Remember when she tried to sing hard rock and roll? Oh, how embarrassing. The kids she helped raise have acted out in ways
that most parents would be embarrassed about. And she's consistently shit on the very successful man who not only went after her, but upon convincing her to make a life with him and raise a family with him, She's chosen to shit on time and time again, and he's made her a very wealthy woman.
I sincerely hope and I'm quite sure, actually, I'm positive that once her book hits the dollar bin, she is going to have to face the hard truths that the man she's broken over the years will still summon enough strength and pride within himself and walk away from it all and as much as she as much as he embarrassed himself by smacking Chris Rock and the oscars. I believe Hollywood will rally around Will Smith, and dare I say he and Chris Rock
will one day break bread and hug it out. And that is when Jada will really face the pain and depression she faked at a desperation to be talked about. She's gonna be alone and she will not be worthy for anyone to chase, squire around, or date and forget about married. That ship has sailed when you mark my words, mister and missus, Smith will cease to
exist by summertime. And at that time I will be happy to report that Will Smith will be honking at the honey in front of him with the light eyes, just like his song says, and that woman will not be Jada, and the only honking she'll here will be from people telling her they got her ass out of the goddamn way. I'm aj Benza and that was famous a bitch for my free birds. October seventeenth, twenty twenty three. Come on back, get your worms, get your seed, or listen to his
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