Magical Mystery Tour

I wanted to listen to the end of yesterday's show because I kind of went off on a tangent about being half said and half happy in life. I didn't want to sound like so sad. I didn't. I don't walk around with with a what a you know, a scowl on. Sometimes things just add up and they hit you a few times and you gotta, you know, take

the standing eight camp. But I was listening to me talking God between being tired, which I feel better today, to like not really knowing what I'm gonna say, just talking from streaming conscious and so many times I sounded like Biden. I get to a thought and I go anyway anyway, No Joe anyway. I mean this sounded awful, but do feel better today. I don't know what's going on. I did the Relationships as a Bitch podcast this morning.

Kenny's out of town, but Mike and I held it down, and the first thing Mike says is boy Bob bro slimming down look and spelt the whole thing. I'm like, I'm not really trying to lose weight. I mean, I ate nothing. At the end of my trip in Chicago, my appetitle was gone. Came back to La felt okay, I'm back at it, back into malaise. Not like I took out two small steaks, like too small. What do you call? You know, I forget what they're called? All

steak too small. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'm cooking one and I don't. I don't want to show stay. I'll have last night's leftover shrimp with rice. I'm fine. And even that was like for shrimp and maybe half a cup of rice. I don't know why, but I'm losing weight, Like I hope I'm losing weight in a way that people don't look at me and think I'm dying. I like feeling my stomach getting flattered, but I don't want to feel it because I'm heading out. I'll see

a doctor in April. Famous last words. Make sure that's on my tombstone. He says, you can to see a doctor in April. Yeah. Anyhow, Gang, you know, I want to go back to Saturday Night Live because I see I see so many things happening, and I just can't stand what has happened and what continues to happen in Hollywood. The more and more I watch the movies and see these stars talk, I don't see them on talk shows anymore because they just I don't. I don't watch one

of those you seem on TikTok. You see him on Instagram in the mouth, and you see Teana Taylor, who we all know I think has a tremendous body, a little a little bit of a Dion Warwick face, not little bit. She is the spit damage of Dion Warwick when she was younger, like kind of nostrils were. Don't even bring coke into the building, she will find it.

I told you I did Coco. Doo J Simpson a long time ago, right, what, Johnny boy, That's when everybody loved do J. He was always out about Hey, oj the guy, the cool guy right, and he knew Johnny had some put his hand out. I put the back of his hand. He made a fist and said, put it there. I don't it might have been a holegram that one up won noshall done. Unbelievable. Just what an appetite for everything, including murder anyhow, So I don't like

what's happening in Hollywood. I was so entrenched in there, whether I was writing it or work in and I wanted to be a part of it. Now it's like, what were you thinking? Okay, I'm watching Harry Styles on SNL doing his opening mindologue, and I like the kid. He's fine. He's like with a young Mick Jagger or David Bowie would have been like had there been cameras on him twenty four hours a day. He's funny, good looking, kid, has the world by the balls. I'm always for guys

like that. You got the world by the ball, Timothy Child of Mine, World by the balls, good looking, young, filthy, rich, famous, world by the balls. Get yourself a Kardashian, kiddo. Go ahead, you deserve not an Oscar, but you deserve a Kardashian the youngest one with a couple of legitimate kids. Is the two kids Stormy and salty. I forget the names. I don't know the names sneezy and dopey. I don't know.

No one knows. So he's doing the monologue, and you know, we know Harry Styles was dressing like a girl he got transfixed, and all the hey and make up, people in costume, people in magazine, people who are ninety percent gay, no judging, no hating, but sorry, guys, the naked pictures of girls who used to hold up and Playboy with one hand, a gay photographer, shy, a gay stylist, but the clothes or took the clothes offer. They make those

shots gay people. So remember that next time you hold up a magazine with one hand, although nowadays you're gonna go fucking read Playboy online. Now it's got a gay editor in chief. I think I already said this story right, horrible gay the second gay editor in chief. What are they trying to tell you? Men? This was the girl next door? I mean, not only fans, is the girl next not? But they looked like robots. I mean, it's sexy,

but they're falsely sexy. It's all bullshit seventies and eighties, even the nineties to a degree the girls were real. Not even to a degree, there were many real Anyhow, I see I'm doing bud anyhow. Anyhow, it's like they're

trying to bring me off stage. So Harry Styles is on stage doing his monologue and he goes, you know, he starts to talk about his the way he used to dress, and people wanting to say he was gay, And he said, back then, people seem to pay a lot of attention to the clothes I was wearing, and some people accuse me of something called queer baiting. Then he said, but the deliver occur to you that maybe you don't know everything about me. Dad all i'd funny, funny.

He said his father was fine with a joke as well, very liberal family there. Then he did some more comedy bits about queer baiting, talked about his new album called Kissed all the Time Disco occasionally terrible title. He thinks it sounds Italian, but whatever, he said, what's better than kissing all the Time. Then he made a joke that he came up with the name but the help of chat GPT. Sorry guys, why he goes I don't want

to kiss all the time. And that's when Chloe Feineman had walked out behind him with a very happy face, like maybe she could kiss him. But then he said, I don't, I don't want to kiss all the time, and she walks away disappointed. Then he says, sometimes kissing can be great if you're really good at it and you're a good person. Then Sarah Sherman walks out behind him and she walks away slinking away. Or if you have a little tight bump. Now there's at least three

or four girls on the show. They have nice little tight asses. But let's bring out Ben Marshall. They got one of the guys who wrote videos and now he's a full fledged sketch player. So this guy walks out some light banter about the size of his ass, and Harry says, whatever, come here, and they kiss on stage, lip to lip, man on man, and Harry looks in the camera and said, now that's queer baiting. In the

crowd hoots and hollers. You think women in the audience would clap if this about him really wanting a female or really wanting a man. I don't think so. If he wanted a girl and was this adamant. They would think he's a pig. They would say some kind of feminist, that shauvinist did nonsense about how dare he talk about wanting a tight little ass? But if it's a man, it's no problem, right sensors? Not that I want that bleeped out, of course not. But is there a two

way street he or what? But you know, Harry Styles, if he's not gay but pretending to be, is that okay? Why is that different than me walking around swishing my hips and speaking to people like, you know, hi, can you give me some directions? I'm trying to get to a thickam More street? Please? Hello, mister? Why not? Why can't I do that? If he's doing the gay thing, and he's maybe not gay, why can't I do the

same shit? Not that I want to. We used to have this thing in restaurants and meeting the family always did because we had this way to ones and we couldn't figure out if he was gay. I don't know what it's like twenty five years ago. I think he is. I don't think son went around the table. I think I don't know. So I ended up cod to the bathroom like an hour later and the guys in there

with one of the other whatever part time. There's some person who worked there, and I heard him go, oh, I just finished up picking up no less than five hundred toothpicks. Someone dropped the tooth. I'm like, oh boy, we have a winner. He's gay, all right, he dropped the toothpast So now not now, but whenever we all go to restaurants and we spy, we spotted a gay guy toothpicks. And then on the way out of these restaurants when met Jackie, Joey and whatever the date I

had and Rosie and jack would walk up. Rosie would have red sangria at this Mexican place Spanish place we always went to, and she gets zumped off one big glasses red sangria. It's great, I haven't had that in so long. And as we left the restaurant we'd always meet Jackie and Joey would grab into this big jar of mints after dinner, mints and just throw them at our head as she walked to the car because she was drunk and couldn't walk run and were laughing, and we were

all laughing. Now we all have a hard time walking. Ain't that the truth? But I'll tell you what, guys. You know, the more I look at it, the more I've had a couple of days to get a good picture of it. The Oscars that they're they're over, they're over. But if you're a filthy pig and you sit up in the seats in the arena, maybe uh maybe you

hope this goes on. There was a picture showing all the trash, discarded water bottles, snack packets, pop corn, all that shit strewn all over the Adobe theater floor underneath all the seats, not some all And don't you consider that, As has been discussed, the hypocrisy of the elite who liked to grand stand at every environment. I mean, some of them are environmentalists, let's face it. Ed Bentley Junior, my god, wasn't at the Oscars, But boil boy, where's

all that protect the planet bullshit? After you leave all your junk behind. Well, don't get me wrong, celebrities still do cocaine, just as long as they snorted through a paper straw. That's the new rule. Save the mountains, save the oceans, keep everything clean. Look at the shit you leave behind you though, nobody's buying what they're selling anymore. I mean really not athletes, actors and actresses. Celebrities used to be what a lot of people thought was like

the governing word. Well, if it's so and so says it is probably true. Well if Sinatra likes it, well, if they're giving them money, he just said, well, it's gotta be the like we acted like they were perfect individuals without checking. Well, GE's some movies. I think, how silly that is? Well, figures to that charity. You know, it's gotta be good. How it's a fucking actor. Now, I'm not gonna say these people who are dressed immaculately to clean up after themselves, I would never suggest that.

I mean, you know how many times we're gonna keep hearing no plastic and look at everything we go through at the supermarket is wrapped in plastic, don't. I mean? How stupid are are we? And how dumb do the people in charge think we are? I don't even I'm done with it. I'm done. I don't put water bottles in the other in the bed next to the fridge and hold the real garbage by the stolen I'm done with it because I know it all goes in the

same fucking spot. Let's be realistic. They pulled the wool over our eyes and made up a lot of money doing it. Christ the people involved in saying now it's a misunderstanding. We did ask the guests to leave their boxes behind. It was our fault. We do have an issue of sustainability. I don't buy it. I don't buy it. And that's Stephen. What they said there is just a suggestion, because you cannot tell big stars on their biggest night

what to do. What celebrity wants to carry garbage while they're wearing four million dollars in donated diamonds and they're gonna be seen on camera with garbage in their hands in an azidin Elaiya six thousand dollars gown. Get out of here. I'll get to see their fans, get to see how much they pick out. Once the Oscars are underway and they don't win their award, they can go back and eating with their hands and popping buttons on

their jeans. Stars, they're just like us, you know? Or is it just you like living leaving leaving shit behind for other people to clean? People not as good as you, you know? Is it just rich people leaving behind dirt for poor people. What is it about? But let's stop the charade. Or if the old fancy people say charad is, what's the real way to say that word charad? I say charade. No one say a space charades charae Caribbean Caribbean.

There's a few of those words where you you go either way, no one's gonna get mad, like the ruler is. Don't get bad to me, sarachera Caribbean Caribbean cloun. There's a bunch more of it forgetting right now, because I got Biden brand. Come on, man, why take you behind the gym? Give him a beating? Yeah, set it, but that remember his remember his mouth would just stop working. And everybody gets gets the women get get the whold bit.

Everybody's clapping. Does he walk around with a fucking applause sign over as somebody hold of applause signed behind Biden's head? Just stay in your mid eighties. Now you've lost it. I get it now that I'm tired every day. I can only imagine twenty years from now. Please, I don't want to be around when I have to talk and walk like that. I'll dive into traffic. You know you, mister president, You've got the health of a fifty one,

fifty one year old contemplating suicide with shit in his pants. Yeah, that stop the charade. The push to end the use of plastics to help save the environment is so full of shit. Like I said, grocery stores ban the use of plastic bags. Now we're getting paper, which I like more. I'll be honest with you. You don't see him flying around the street as much. That's one positive. I like how they fold and your cupboard. I like the I like the paper handles aren't included on too well. But

you can't have everything. Uh So they banned plastic. Now you gotta bring your own big or buy one there. All right, whatever, it's a dollar. I'm on board with that. But you got to take note of all the things, all the countless items that are wrapped or packaged and plastic as you walk down every island your grocery store before you realize the non plastic save the environment bullshit.

It's it's not gonna work. It's like the war on drugs. Listen, listen, if I if you can find a way to sell me something for one hundred dollars that costs you ten cents to make. I don't care how stupid you are, how poor you are. You're gonna put your head together a bunch of your friends and figure it the fuck out. It'll never stop. The war on drugs. Make infent and I'll make these crystal meth. There's not expensive for people, especially the shitty stuff that's come out of the jungles.

Oh you don't know what you're taking. But people won't chase that high. It's I'm trying to kill an elephant with a spitball. Forget it. They could. They could wrap all that shit and recycle material, but no one wants to pay more because recycling is expensive. You're starting to get it now. We have it a whole. We have a whole army of elites that that that make millions

from movies. They cruise around on yachts. They take a private jet to the helipad, take the helicopter to the helipad on the private yacht of bezos or gay or anybody else. But then they feel entitled to go lecture the working class, You and I on climate change and being moral and how we've got to change hour away, give us some and look at I get it. If I had the money and I was busy, I travel, I travel private, even if I wasn't busy. Who doesn't want who would love to do? I did it once twice.

It's great, it's great. Private's great, says Seinfeld. I mean it just is. Bill Moore makes no bones about it. If everybody, if anybody, if everybody could have failed to private, we all would. And he's right, and you shouldn't feel funny about your wealth. But they come to the jets and the ships. I mean it's into the hundreds of millions of dollars. I can't That tells you everything you need to know. These are hypocritical, hypocritical assholes. My father

loved the word hypocrites. He used the concert with his fucking hypocrite. This guy this bullshit, I look at this, look at this one. Always, no matter who was on TV, what's this one saying? Now? Yeah? The fuck? It was all I don't care who was on the screen. He'd walk in. I'll be watching a movie and I'm coming from work for himself with Scotch. What do you got on there? Agine? Oh it's the thing a movie about? Oh? What's his name. What's he got to say this, stupid bestard.

I'll be in a kitchen. That was it. That was saying hello to daddy. Ah wasn't traded for the world, though it was great those stories. So I took the woman's face and I pushed it out of the carpetstool, and she thought I could see what color a thread was not that many men would throw a woman at by pushing up by the face. It's not you. This is really a problem with women. There's no talking to him. Buddy'd pick up rescue dogs, rescue cats. In fact, we

had this cat, Badachi. Our cat names were crazy. Rosie started at all. Of course, she's coming out of the Bank of Babylon. She finds a box next to the door with three little kittens and they're very underfed. She brings them home. She starts seeing them a bottles. Mom, we got to take care of these cats. I need

a cat like three assholes. Mom, we got to take care of the can this is She named them all my father and my uncle's names Alfredo, well, Alfreda because it was a female, Alfreda, Lorenzo, Filippe, okay, Al, Larry and Philip, and they became great cats. Now one of them tiger, oh not Tigler, one of them. Somehow or another, we got the Dachie out of it. I'm not quite sure how we got the ducchi either way, tough cat, cool cat, and the Dadchie used to pee like a boy.

I'm sure you have. You've seen cats or half cats like that. She would shoot piss out of her ass like I mean, I was like like a water pistol, and she hid everything in the house. My mother couldn't take it. We always had a rule no male dogs, you know, but we have one cat. Lorenzo was male, great cat bodyguard. But no males. They just piss everywhere. Anyhow, my mother said, al I've had it. We got to get rid of the dachi. Now this is like nineteen seventy one. My foss is okay, I don't want to

hear this shit anymore. He puts the dachi in a canvas potato bag, ties it with a rope, and puts the potato bag. Oh. As he's leaving the house, Badachi runs out of the bag. He's got a chaser. Now she wasn't easy to catch. He's got dressus on, shirt and tie. Finally, gets her, puts her in the bag, ties it shut. He was gonna take us somewhere and release. So that was the plan. I know it sounds awful, but he couldn't do it. As tough and as crazy

as he was. He took her right to the carpet store, bought a bunch of cab food, a couple of bowls, and he let her stay in the back back and she ended up living above the ceiling. So he had a heart, but sometimes he didn't give a shit. But tells you everything you know about need to know about people. And here's the kicker. They throw award shows for themselves. And Joey used to say this to me a long time ago. Who wants to see these actors packed themselves

on the back. It's stupid. I can't stand it. I've been looking like, what are you talking about? Great movies, great actors? Now you know they pat each other in the back. They get this, Oh man, you were great, No you were better? No, well what a project. Oh And for many years we just sat there and watch it all and shared them on. They thought as we

did that, man, this is everything you know. A lot of people don't know, but actors and entertainers were considered to be on the street level, like the same level as Hobo's. Really, this is before Hollywood started making movies and it was all that studio machinery that you know turned them into stars. But you know, they the only exceptions.

I could think of a William Shakespeare who was really big in terms of the stage in the fifteen hundreds to the sixteen hundreds, and he got Sarah Bernhardt in the late eighteen hundreds, big international celebrity royalty loved are very big with the intellectual crowd. I remember whenever my mother was trying to get a point across to my father,

always complaining about something he did. You know, my father would say, go ahead, god, Sarah glhead, Sarah Bernhard, Oh my god, I had no idea you could act like Sarah Bernhard. Why aren't you on the stage making us money with this fucking acting ability? I would, I would, I finally say, who's Sarah Bernha She was a very famous actress many years ago. Many is you act like

you were there? Anyhow? Very common back then too, for rich people in the audience to actually go backstage and pay to have sex with some of the females and the men in those plays. It's not that much different from today. But either way, you know, these people are just perfect. They can't be seen walking with an empty plastic bag or a cardboard box or water bottle. They can't stay they're immaculate clothes, not that they'll ever be wearing it again or can't afford to clean it, but

there's zero excuse for being a just an entitled hypocrite. Yeah, I can only imagine how dirty their homes get, because I've seen a few of those when their maids aren't there and the servants aren't picking up after I'm around the clock. You know that that whole rules for thee not for me. I mean, that's why I have this illegal guate of my own in my kitchen. I don't cook. I mean, how ridiculous all these people have illegals there in their twenty five square foot mansions minimum. They're doing

everything for them. When I lived in the village and lived in ninety five, Horatio Street was a building with a lot of celebrities and younger crowd, but you know famous people Joe to See and Chalom Harlow model What's your name? Drew Barrymore lived with Courtney Love. And I got to be friendly with Courtney after she gave me the crucifix sign by the mailbox because she said, I don't trust you, I don't like you. And I'm like, I'm okay, I'm a good guy. Come on. And I

met her one night by the laundry room. We're doing our laundry together. Me and Corney Love are so crazy. She was high as a kite and we made friends, hugged it out. I followed upstairs. She had a bunch of laundry. I took the hamp as. She used the wheels thing you carry with and we're talking up, talking shit. She's lighting cigarettes in the hallway, not that you could maybe you could back then in ninety five ninety four. I forget, but you know, she opens the doors because

you could just leave in the kitchen. And she didn't even make mention that her house was such an apartment, was such a pigxlar. We basically almost had the same layout. A big law well not a big love but aloft and she had Drew on the couch and she's in the one bedroom and I'm looking in the kitchen, which is what you walk into this pizza boxes soda bow. Everything is out overflowing ass trays. Shit will not shit, but like stuff on the floor, astrays on the floor.

This is what the rich people not all. I'm not being not generalized, but this is what you see. Sometimes they're not gonna carry garbage. Just tied of the shit, tired of it. I'm over it. You know what I'm tired of? You know I could, I can. I can remember watching the Mike Douglas, a MERV Griffin talk show back in the afternoons in the seventies. I got back from school, I'd run to the living room, get a big bowl of cereal, and uh, you know, comic will

come on. This guy a jeans on boots, long bushy hair, a great big chin. I liked him right away because he was Italian. That's why it was in my house. Even when I was young. I began to vote in local elections and I'd be sitting in front of this ballot and ask my mother whose names are I chat and she comes to the table, Well vote to him, because he's a Italian on his mother's side. And look at this one going for county supervisor. He's so handsome.

That's why I'm voting for him. Yeah he's handsome. He's Italian, all right, don't you want to be any handsome Itttalian? Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, thank you vote. It made no sense and it's crazy to think people are still doing it that way, especially checking the Somalian candidate's named while voting in Minneapolis, or little Moga d Shoe by the way, you want to be reminded of how vicious and gross a place and people like Moga d Shoe

and Somalians are. Like I began watching on Netflix Surviving Blackhawk Down and how our dudes fought off like hundreds of Somalis with machine guns after they shot down, or one of a helicopters spin out of control. Either way, they shot it down, it came down, and you got to see how these soldiers of ours lived while on this mission. I mean, these guys were stationed in an old, dilapidated airplane hanger by one hundred pigeons, lived in it cooing.

The pictures are probably pictures cooing all night up in the rafters. The bunks were together, So you turn your face to the right, you know you're six inches away from you know, Carmine or Buford It's tough, bad, bad place, especially for morale. So oh so this young comic was always pissed off. He come on TV with the TV Guide in his back pocket, and then that was a

big thing. The TV Guide back in the day was such a big thing that part of me that wanted to be a writer was to read one of the back pages because the guy would be a critic of TV shows and movies that were going to show. And I love the way he wrote. I'm like, I could do this. I can. I can make jokes like that long story show. I go to CW Post major in journalism. He's one of my teachers. Can't remember his name right now, but who's at that job a long time? This is

how he taught journalism. Was sitting in class. Everybody's getting ready and pulling out notebooks, what have you. He's at the board, drinking his car. He's smoking a cigarette, wearing the same jeans every day. You could see there was an imprint of his penis on the left side of his jeans. That's how you knew they were around for a long time. Just as class is about to begin, two guys start arguing in the hallway. The argument spills into the room.

It was crazy, like what the fuck, what's going on? Then they both leave and there's silence, and the professor says, all right, what happened? Give me the facts? That was our That was big learning how to be a journalist. Either way, Colors told me nothing. Being Nosey taught me everything. So this young comic is Jay Leno, and his whole bit used to be, you know, the host would ask him, what's got you upset? Jay? Well, what's your beef? You wan mind being man? And they even just go joke

for joke for joke. Reading through the TV guide. You know, TV guys not considered reading in America when this happened. I think it happened the same day catch it became a vegtable. You know that those kind of jay leto jokes. People put hand blows in washingtons, never assumed that you might want to wash your face, that kind of shit. But I thought it was so great. Did him pretty well? Back to the Oscars for a second, because we got

to clear something up. You know, Timothy Shallamett spent Sunday night kind of being the butt of Oscar jokes, losing out the race for Best Actor sitting there at Kylie by the way. They were one of the first people to leave the Dolby Theater. He didn't want to hang around at all, having not his movie got no love at all. They bolted along with Gwyneth Pouchow and of

course Kylie Jenner. They went right upstairs the elevator to the Governor's Ball, which is where everybody goes up and chains smokes and drinks and finally lets loose some in and out burgers and you know, becomes regular again. But you know, he got to think that I'm just looking at this from the outside, and like I always do, he it's some things recently toward the end of his Oscar run. Toward the beginning, it looked like he knew the handless He was a different kind of kid. But

towards the end he wasn't handling it right. And you know, he laughed a little bit when Conan made jokes about concerns of attacks from the opera and ballet communities. He laughed through that. But things like that would start to put you in peril in Hollywood, something as simple as that. And now this kid's on his third Oscar nomination. We just learned how to say his fucking name. He did call me by your name, which, by the way, I didn't. I never wanted to see it. I saw it. I

enjoyed it. He is so goodness. It's not like gay gay gay, It really isn't. Ami Hamm is great too, beautiful Italian Countryside. See the movie A complete unknown I will never see because Bob Dylan after like the fourth song, I don't want. I don't want to hear him talk or breathe. I don't want to like a rolling stone knocking on Heaven's door, A sweetheart, and maybe one or two others. I can't. I can't, but uh, it was

a front runner Golden Globes, Critics Choice Trophies. You know he was there and everyone thought he's got a shot, and he was honest. I didn't get the result I wanted, but could have been the reason. Well, I'll tell you the reason. And I hate to say this. You're coming off a little bit arrogant, Timmy. You already got the you already got the last name that suggests snippiness. Shut him ay or do people say shelamette? I don't even

know anymore. I'm still stuck on Ariana Grande or grand I don't know it's Grande, but I just say ground Italian at least. But this Climet is not really his last name? Am I buying the I don't think I'm buying that that's his last name. Something tells me that I'll look into it, but I don't. Maybe it's been out there and I just missed it. I don't think that's his real name anyhow. This movie, Marty Supreme, I still haven't seen it because I'm not paying twenty bucks.

Now that it's been in the theaters and on the oscars, enough for letting me pay twenty knock that down. That's five ninety nine. I'll be I'll be in front of the tea. I want to see it. And also, you know, Complete Unknown and now this one, Marty Supreme. Don't forget Dune. Guy's been a lot of king He's been in a lot of movies lately. And I think gen Z is the crowd that's in love with them, but they don't. There's not enough of them to do the voting to

get in the awards he kind of deserves. I'll let you know when I see Marty Supreme. But it came off like a gen Z movie. The running, the playing that rageous and stuff it all. It's not the kind of movie you would have saw a young Jack Nicholson in or Paccino. Different. Still a good movie, I hope, but very different. More like a young Dustin Hoffen maybe I don't even know. Definitely like a Robert Downey Sean Penn now playing Ping Pong no No. But he got

very cocky. He got cocky and got a little more self reflective once he got the nomination. But I think people in the business kind of told them, like they take you aside the people above you who want to mold you and help you, like they did with Jamie Fox when he was going to play Ray Charles, Big dinner for him, Oprah, Sidney Putty, all the big important blacks in the industry sat him down. He was like, what the fuck is this? He didn't realize the party was for them to tell him how you're in a

different arena, now, you're in a different club. Now you're portraying one of the all time black greats. You can't be at that partying it up. Can't see pictures of you drunk or maybe fucked up. Well, you know you can't have any scandal, and there's not amount of home. The same thing is kind of going through Shallaman someone sitting him down. Didn't get through though, but maybe now it will. But you know, he's a tough headed kid.

He probably doesn't regret how he marketed the film. He always gets excited that he makes young people go to theaters, and that's a good thing. But yeah, they have high hopes from idolts. Yeah, there's this thing called website called gold Derby, which predicts awards tracking. And this person there said he's gonna you know, there's an in development Willie Wonk, a sequel that ain't gonna get you shit. If it does, I can't, then they'll be in doing part three. But

that's an ensemble movie. Look, the guy's got a long career ahead of him, you know what I mean. He can't get so concerned the first three times he come up empty. The Academy always famously makes its best actors. Wait, you think Mikey Madison is gonna get an oscar again? Is that her name from Honora? There's some people, you know, they got it because of that role, the one role Marley Mattlin's not gonna get one again. That's for sure. Even if she plays the most famous death in the world,

she's not gonna get it. You got it. Hey thanked her, So patience goes a long way. Yeah, you gotta think. Al Pacino made about twenty movies before he won his first and only Best Actor Oscar for Cent of a Woman. Okay, nineteen ninety three. This guy had seven prior Best Actor nominations Godfather, Sirpo, Dog Day Afternoon, not to mention Injustice for All and excuse me, Scarface. None of those movies are Marty Supreme, Surproco, Dog Day, Scart, Get Out of Here.

De Niro made fifteen to twenty movies before one before he won Best Actor in nineteen eighty for Raging Bull. Jack Nicholson did twenty to thirty feature films from nineteen fifty eight through the seventies. Then he won for One Floor with a Cuckoo's Nest. But before his win, he was nominated four times. He lost to Gene Hackman in The French Connection. He was up for five easy pieces. Okay, outside of that one scene in the Diner, I don't

care if you hold the chicken between your legs. That's a that's an an Oscar scene, but he didn't get it, and happened was great in every scene of that movie. He lost Best Supporting Actor Joel Gray for Cabaret. He was in for Carnal Knowledge. I think Joel Gray took quite a fantastic job, and carnal Knowledge wasn't the biggest part for Jack. But then he lost Best Actor Here's the Crime to Art Carney, who made a movie about a cat call, Harry and townt That was sweet movie,

but Nicholson was in Chinatown. Finally, he wins the next year for Cuckoo's Nest, and he lost to Peter Finch Network, which even though Nat Jack was in one flow of the Cucko's Nest. I mean, that's a weird year to talk. They say for seventy and seventy five he won for Cucko's Nest, but it gets confused with the timeline, so

he actually won that the forty ninth Oscar. This is information you don't you don't need, but either way, Richard Dryfus, he lost to Richard Dryfis and the Goodbye Girl and Jack was in the last detailed great movie, but come on man lost to Lou Gasset for Officer and Gentleman. Jack was in The Reds lost to Paul Newman, Color of Money. He was in Pritzy's Honor, lost to dust At Hoff, and for rain Man he was an ironwed Okay, that I can understand. Lost this I will never get

lost Best Supporting Actor to Tommy Lee Jones. While nominated for a Few Good Men, Nicholson deserved to walk home with the Oskar the day filming stopped. Give me a break, so I said, look, young Timmy Charlamagne needs to calm down with the pushing and pushing, and the awards are gonna come. I'll tell you what's not working. I hate to say it. As much as I like seeing the glamour and the sex and the cleavage and all that

appeals she brings wherever she goes. It's gotta be tough being a serious actor but then getting wrapped up in all the Kardashian shit. We know what happens to the men and they see you know, so we gotta we gotta hope he's gonna be okay. Uh, they're always together now, always together, And now comes word at a former porn star. Well,

they're all called stars. A former adult entertainer, Sarah Tina is now saying she had a secret romance with mister Challoney and was blindsided when she read about his relationship with Kylie. Blindsided. She's thirty two, she claims in this Her non exclusive romance with Marty Supreme actor, was in twenty twenty. He slid in her DMS while he was performing in the King and she thought, oh, this is actor. Who is this guy? I bet I've never seen him before.

I looked him up on Instagram. I said, Oh, this guy's handsome. A couple of weeks later, he posts a story. She likes it, he likes her like, this is the way romance begins. Now next there's a dick pic. I'm sure he didn't do that, but she wanted to talk to him and he responded. They ended up. He ended up going to Los Angeles, or she was in Los Angeles.

They met, went to her his buddy's house and lived on the water on the water and they had some drinks and apparently messed around because she spent the night there. So she's walking around thinking I'm with this Hollywood hunk. And she met him while he was getting ready for the Bob Dylan movie, all these scripts. He's got guitars around. I could sing in some songs. He sang some. He serenaded for her. She's having a ball. This is an amazing I met a Hollywood star, a young, good looking,

sweet star. She said, he made the first move, but she did stay the night and they had a great time. You better if you're with the porn actress, you better be a great time. It can't be so so it ruins the whole thing if you're a proba pro But she did tell people she I was very into him. She felt very sad when she read the news and saw that he was hanging out with Kylie Chenner. I was in love with Timothy, Yes, I was. I didn't

say those exact words to him. I said, I have feelings for you, pretty much expressed I want to continue. I let him know that I wanted it to be more consistent. I wanted to be where we made more time for one another. Already, she's getting fucking needy. He's a very in demand actor. Honey on the other coast, calm down. But him being in New York kind of sealed that for me. Of being in New York with Kylie. Then she wished him happy birthday next year and he

hearted the message. So look, you know what, less than three weeks. Three weeks later, he's with Kylie at some fashion show, Fashion Week in New York. This is April, three aprils ago, you know. And they went public pretty quickly. He went to the Golden Globes, the US Open Critics' Choice, and poor porn stars. I see these things about him dating Kylie, and I'm very confused about that. I first thought that it was a fake news and then I was like, maybe it's a pr thing. But now it

looks like maybe they are together. I don't know, it doesn't end up. I love how stripper, not strippers, but young porn stars are now saying fake news. Trump made it popular. No matter who you are or what you do for a living. We all know fake news when we see it and hear it and seeing in the best of fake das Uh. She thinks she's got nothing in common with uh Kylie except being a mom. Of course, she's a mom. Of course, what young porn star isn't that's the order of things. Become a mom and then

get back at the porn. She still thinks that his just jumping over to Kylie was very disrespectful. I miss him. I miss him a lot. I haven't seen him in a couple of years. It's over. You were a hooked up. Stop. You have a story to sell, the daily mail bit you made yourself three grand Okay, I guess the porn ain't paying too well. That's what it comes down to, see. I like to streamline things, to get right to the heart of the matter, right to the kernel in the corn.

That's where the truth is, you know, that's it. But these kids nowadays, I did get down a little sad about the whole thing because I was like, Wow, I might never see him again. He's gonna make sure you're not unless he's away from Kylie. Then you'll get the text. I always felt so sure about him. I turned the complete opposite. Oh Girley, Oh Girley with the perfect and hard faked its, the lip fillow, the fat suck victim.

I get it. I've seen you a million times. This is the way it is when you meet a worldwide famous and very wealthy, young, good looking actor as he tries to get to the top of the heapish shit and lies we call Hollywood I'm aj Benza. That was your daily Unfiltered podcast from March eighteen, twenty twenty six. Talk to East tomorrow