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been fifty four years old. Wow, I think about us in our thirties or well, yeah, he was in his late twenties. I was in my thirties. God, it was a whole friggin life ago. But kind a great dude. Just so you know. Obviously, the situation with the sound, I know, God, you guys never comment more than when

the sound is and I appreciate that. But what's been happening, and I'll say it again that Mike has heard some skips in my my recordings that that we upload to you guys, and I've heard them too, But I just thought, well, maybe when Mike uploads it, the program will fix it. Well, apparently if they don't all get fixed, and that bothered Mike. So we tried to He used AI to condense it,

and doing so he we lost. You know, my little chips of water, me turning on the fan, whatever I do in between stories, what you guys tend to like and I like it too because it makes it more homey. It makes it more relaxed, like we're just chilling out talking shit. You know. You know, Hey, more wine, Yeah, sure, I'll have a little more, not too much. There you go, and then we just keep talking. I like that, So

we're not going to do that. He Mike understands that, okay, you know, and if we still hear some skips, I'll just go out and buy a new microphone. It could be it's not the setting. I know you guys have all these ideas. The settings never changed between everything, relationships, politics, and thing. The settings on the microphone never changed once it sits on my dining room table and it's not touched,

So it's not that. Maybe from the traveling and banging around a microphone from Chicago to La to Vegas to La I mean Florida, who knows, it could have been a little bit damaged and if that's the case. I'll get a new one this week. By the way, I got a couple of things in the mail yesterday. My buddy tough Tony Botch sent me a nice black bracelet that I don't think you fit him right, or he didn't think it was his style, what have you. So he knew I'm the guy for bracelets and I'm now

wearing eight bracelets, two earrings, two necklaces. Ridiculous, but this is me. Also, I got a very pleasant surprise. And maybe you told me this, but I don't remember it. I got in the mail a bottle of pills B one fifty seven. These are the pills that Rogan talks about, and Kevin James and a lot of people on podcasts are talking about how tissue repair, you know, anti this better for pain. And I got this in the mail, but the person who sent it only sent it with

the name Michelle. I don't know what to do. Is that it aute? Yeah, Michelle, and it's from Truelavista, California. I don't know who you are. Is it Michelle Turpin? I don't know. There's several Michelle's who are patron so whoever it is, please email me and forgive me for forgetting. But someone's setting a package to Rosalie's house today and I've not been there for weeks on end, so I don't know what's going on either way. I just saw a video on Instagram yesterday. I saw one got me

really pissed off. Or was a guy in Milan, Italy, beautiful, beautiful city in Italy and he's filming with his iPhone and telling the viewers. Behind me, is this great church, behind me, is this great statue, all these different things in Milan, and you know it was his style capital fashion capital of the world for many years. But behind him are countless Muslims, countless a dozens, even inside of a very famous Italian church, and they're sitting on their

rugs and I'm like, this can't be true. The streets are littered with bullshit. It's like, no, no, no, it turned out to be AI And I wish people wouldn't do that, because it's getting so hard to figure out what's real and what's fake. This is all going to affect us down the road. Sooner than you think. There's gonna be some of us who are accused of cheating, and there's gonna be ample proof of you sucking faced with a ship that whatever. And it's not gonna be you,

but it's gonna get scary. But I did see a video today on Instagram from a reputable person and he swears this is true. It's a disgusting beach with a bunch of Listen, they're Africans, They're just very black people. There's litter all over the beach, soda cans, water bottles, towels, it's just disgusting. And the guy says, guess what beach we're at. Where would this be in the world. And I'm looking at I don't know. It looks who knows.

It's Belgium, my father's favorite city. When he went to World War Two, as much as he was an Italian and loved it Italy and he also loved France, he said Belgium was his favorite city in Europe, that the Belgians treated him, treated American soldiers with so much respect and love, and he just fell in love with Antwerp and Brussels, and well, this video says that eighty four percent of people under eighteen in Brussels and Brussels in Belgium are not from Belgium, only sixteen percent of the

population under eighteen are not actually Belgium. Disgusting. The world is so changing that it makes me sick. In fact, I'm gonna do a show on politics a bitch this coming weekend, maybe even before the weekend, because it's just got me so pissed off. You know, I didn't really touch on Brian Wilson from The Beach Boys dying, and

I loved the Beach Boys. They're terrific, And you know, especially when I moved to California, you start going to beaches and seeing the whole scene on the Pacific and the girls and the sun and the palm trees, and you'll start to understand the beautiful music they made. Not that I've ever been a surfer or any of that shit,

but and I do like East Coast Curls better. But the California Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys sang about is very different fifty some odd years later than it used to be, and I'm gonna make that the subject of a show. But first I wanted to touch on something that I always like to do because I'm a very big fan of the New York City Gossip columnist Cindy Adams, who's been added forever. She's in her nineties, she's still kicking and screaming, and I respect her to death.

And you know, she was best friends at Barbara Walters and Joan Rivers. His report that Natasha Leone might play Joan Rivers and some kind of biopic. I like Natasha Leone. She's a really good New York City type actress. I'll keep her character actress. I don't think she can play Joan for a whole movie. I don't. Yeah, I know the voice is kind of kind of similar, you know, But no, I don't see Natasha Leone doing that. I don't. I don't think it would work. I just don't think

it would work. Some people you can't make a movie about because the actor just can't portray them. I've seen movies like that where you go, oh, no, they missed, they missed. John Rivers was very special. But Cindy Adams is writing about there's a new documentary coming out on her great friend Barbara Walters. It's from Imagine Entertainment, Ron

Howard and Brian Grazer called Tell Me Everything. Comes out on Hulu next week, the twenty third and Cindy writes, so, I just love the way she says things and puts things so bluntly, and allow me to read this. It's not long, but she says as teenagers, we'd meet steadily in her father, Lew Walter's Broadway nightclub, the Latin Quarter, me dating his club star Barbara in college, both of us nobody's in larger life. We lived near one another,

We traveled together. I have her Bulgary wristwatch and two MiG jackets. Together. We've sold her diamond jewelry. Her housekeeper now works for me. Once I had a favorite Chinese restaurant charge one thousand dollars takeout to me. Another birthday, I gave her one thousand dollars in pantyhose. I had dinners, lunches with her. My driver Jose drove her. We shared the same doctor. People Magazine quotes me, she didn't love you if you and nobody, you had to be somebody.

That's the only sentence in this story I didn't like. I don't like that. Barbara Walters only loved you if you was somebody. I don't like that either way. Visiting me was always in hat and dark glasses. Her Havanese dog was named chat Chaw. Summers visit or Hampton's rental. We did Iran, Israel, Argentina, Italy and another dozen countries together, taking one Italian steamship trip. She to make a speech me her plus one. On our way, a doctor gave

me ambient to sleep five milligrams airborne. I took a second pill forget it. My head fell inside a scrambled egg breakfast. The crew had to tie me to a wheelchair up the ramp as the ship's captain saluted Barbara. The crew needed to strap me in and push me. Barbara was not thrilled. Our dining table was in a protected area, so nobody could bother us know that a nearby table of ten shouters were knocking. Barbara. We heard them. I didn't know what to do. Barbara knew finishing dinner.

She walked over and told them she'd heard every word. They said. I would have went further than that, but okay, I would have paid for their dinner to really stick it up their ass. But three of us friends were buying contiguous homes together in the Plaza hotel's newly renovated apartment wing. Barbara Joan rivers and me, we'd have each other's keys, always be together safe, never alone one by one. That idea would not work. I don't know what happened.

I know Joan died, Barbara died. Cindy's still pumping. So it's a sad kind of thing. But those are real New Yorkers right there, Barbara, Joan, and Cindy, and two out of three are gone. Cindy is a Tyrannosaurus Rex. And when she goes down, they really ought to throw a black veil over the Statue of Liberty's face. Really, speaking of Statue of Liberty today on relationships is a bitch. Mike said, Hey, you know, today or yesterday was the anniversary of the Statue of Liberty being gifted to us

by France. And he was mentioning all these wonderful things and how long it took to put together, because they were like hundreds of cases of equipment and concrete and it took months for us to put it up and erect it and a lot of facts and stuff. I didn't know, but then I did say, because our fathers were a big part of today's relationships, I would advise you to listen to that show trust me, it gets very personal and crazy. And I said, you know, my

father always feared that. You know my father, you think I'm Nostradamus. He was the first Benzadamis. And he would say, you know, you're not going to church because the priests are pedophiles. Fuck mother, Teresa's caesar count. He would look at the statue a little bity, which he wrote about to my mother in love letters. As he went to World War two and took a ship back from World War two, and he had great things to say about it. But what he did say once was they're all gonna

come here. Every country is gonna send their people here. It's gonna be as if she has one leg up in the air instead of her arm up in the air. And he called her at that point the Whua in the harbor. He was laughing when he said it. He didn't mean it, but he sensed that this is a bad sign. Give me, you're tired, you're this, You're that. He just felt like that's gonna be taken advantage of. He could not have been more right with what's happening

right now in this country. Speaking of New Yorker's Harvey Weinstein, you guys have asked me a j is this is true. There's a story that Harvey is allegibly hard at work writing what people say is the most dangerous book in Hollywood history. While he's behind bars. Radar Online has published dot story. You guys know about me when I worked at Radard, But I said about how things can be written. They are not true, you understand as long as you

can't disprove them, they're pretty much true. It's a slanted bit of journalism, but that's the way Radar ran things. The story goes on to say the disgraced producer is reportedly working on a scorch Earth memoir supposedly titled Casting Couch The Real Story, which is said to be filled cover to cover with accusations, betrayals, and receipts. Of course, the guy who gave them this story is Rob Shooter. He's an asshole, he said. He's not looking for forgiveness,

He's looking for revenge. Rob Shooter is a gay brit People always think gay Brits have the best gossip, but they don't always have it, especially now when it comes to American stories. I'm way better at that than they are. And Rob Shooter was somebody that had his face in Radar's face in different magazines. Whenever you run your picture, your headshot with your stories, you get a bloated sense of yourself. That's why I turned it down at the Daily News. I didn't want to see my face at

the top of the page. I knew it would make me write differently. Well, Rob Shuoter is much younger. He doesn't get it. Plus he wanted to be seen. I'm a star. No you're not. You're a bullshit reporter, and you're actually taking a story that came out in twenty twenty two and trying to turn it into a news story three years later. I'm too sharp for these guys. There was a rumor in twenty twenty two that inmates

were helping Harvey write it. None of it's true, sources claim the seventy three year old former Mirror Max producer feels betrayed by the industry and is ready to name names. First off on his hit list is Gwyneth Paltrow. You see, you can easily take the fact that when Candace Owens spoke to Harvey, he mentioned that there was an erroneous report of him trying to bang Gwyneth Paltrow because he took her by the hand and led her into a party,

and she took it to me he was going after it. Now, who knows, maybe he did make a move on it, but certainly it motivated her to tell her boyfriend at the time, Brad Pitt. And Brad went to Harvey and said it paraphrasing, if you ever do that to my girlfriend again, we're gonna have a big fucking problem. And that's a risky thing to say for a star. Even though Brad was huge in the nineties, you know, still very big of him, big balls of him to say that.

But that's what Candace Owens got out of Harvey. That's what I was told by Harvey back in twenty seventeen. None of this is new stuff. They're just trying to scramble the edge and make it another day's omelet The ninety Script, which is hundreds of pages long, bullshit, bullshit. It's laced with lauri and anecdotes featuring stories about high profile stars, including Wyneth Palchaw to repeat it the same thing in the next paragraph. There's nothing new there, nothing new.

They mentioned only her again. One insider even called it a Hollywood Blacklist bombshell, who's the fucking insider? Are the inmates talking to Hollywood big shots another According to a former Mirror Max colleague, Harvey is taking down Oscar in his studio, execs, even activists. This is so easy to write. No one can disprove it. You're saying blanket statements that people would normally believe, but no one's going to disprove it or bring out receipts proving your wrong. You can't

get the Horvey behind the jailhouse. You can't get to him in his cell. You can send him a letter, but that doesn't mean he's going to respond. The content of this book is toxic, but it's also referred to as publishing gold. When they go on to give I hate when I hate when stories finish with their big shocking story then going back and go Previously reported back in twenty oh six, Harvey was convicted of sexually assaulting

a woman. I hate all that shit. It's like every time I read a P. Diddy story, every fucking little article has to end with no cameras allowed in the court room because the federal case and judges, well, I don't give a shit. We gotta read the charges for Pete Diddy again. I mean, are we that dumb? We all know what he's on trial for. Who's just now stumbling upon this? And if they did, they would not be interested enough to go, hey, what's this about? Come on,

stupid journalism. They keep going. Weinstein could face a four year maximum sentence for the third degree rape charge I found guilty. There's a lot of shit going on. There's a mistrial. There's a lot of shit going on with Harvey. I don't even want to talk about it yet until he reads my letter and I get something back from him or a note back from him through his pr person, Judah. We'll see if that happens in the next few weeks or so. But man, listen, it's not true. He's not

writing a book. Yes, yes, stories. He told me the day he was at sex rehab. The day of the New York Times big bombshell story came out, which pictured me, him and the two guys who run the tabloids, David Pecker and what's his name, my old boss, what's wrong with me? Jesus Christ? Dylan Howard. It ran four pictures of us, and he said, be here with George Clooney, Brad Pitt, I'm sorry, Ben Affleck and Matt said about me.

See yeah, I read it. He goes. If I told the truth about those guys, the whole town would fall to its knees. I said, I'm sure Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and Colooney have done very bad things to women. I said, I don't doubt You'm on bid Harvey. So that's where we're at. In other words, we're nowhere near where these articles say we're at. Candice Owens didn't relieve any reveal anything new. I'll let you know when I get the letter back. If I get a letter back,

what's said through his pr exept. But I was the guy. I was the guy Jesus Christ anyhow, Speaking of prison, R Kelly, the disgraced hip hop star, is not writing a book, but he's either trying to kill himself or someone's attempted to murder him or harm him. He was rushed to a hospital after apparently overdosing on medication in prison,

and this attorney believes this was intentional. He was taken to a hospital in Durham, North Carolina a few days ago because he was administered and over those quantity of his medications that threatened his life. I'm not sure what medications he's on, but I would imagine if you have more of it, it wouldn't threaten your life. I'm not He's not on oxy content, he's not on fucking you know, Sarah quill whatever. It's not on a psychotropic. So what's

gonna threaten his life? He might be having drugs smuggling and smuggled into prison. You know, I gotta tell you a quick story. This is crazy. I hope the person's not listening, but I gotta tell you. My buddy, Ronnie Masselli, who died what three four years ago? His girlfriend from way back in the late eighties early nineties was a penthouse pet and they were like a real hot couple when he was dealing his coke and the whole thing. And she just found out he died a month ago,

and they were very tight. They were in love for many years, but it lived in different places of America and whatever the fuck, and she didn't hear. So now she's heard it, and she's in town and she finds my number from a friend and she says, hey, you know what, I know you have Ronnie's ashes can I get some because he's speaking to me, and I said, yeah, I know, in my heart, I know she deserves some of the ashes because she's his lover, and I was

with them for many years. They were together, tight, crazy Bonnie and Clyde type couple, the coke dealer and the Panos pet you could imagine with the red corvette and then inj your motorcycle and the speedboat. Give me a break. They were crazy. Cindy was hot shit, Ronnie was good looking, tall, muscular, So I said, sure, you know, we'll meet someplace. But I know Cindy. You know she's a little botso look

crazy and supposed to meet Monday night. My eye was bugging me like an allergy or I don't know what was wrong with my left eyeball. And I'm saying, I hope she doesn't call. I hope she canceled, And she did cancel because she didn't ever car. Whatever the fuck's right, we'll do it tonight being Tuesday. Yeah, I want to bring this. I want to bring a pendulum. I want

to show you how he talks to me. I'm like, all right, I'm not really sure I want to do that, but I got a confession to make back in the day when I was staying in Vegas a lot at the shitty hotels outside of like the Strip, when I first split with the wife and me and Tutsi and Andrew would come out and blah blah blah. I had run his ashes all the time with me. At some point during those Vegas trips, I lost the ashes his sisters sent me. I feel I felt awful about it.

I did sprinkle somemer around, so it isn't like I didn't use them. I put them in Chicago, put them in la I put them in Florida. But then I lost him, and all I have left in terms of ashes, this is awful to say on my beautiful Yorkshire terrier Chasharet his ashes. I have my Japanese chin Lily's ashes, and I have my friend Chico's ashes. So when I see Cindy tonight, I'm gonna give her a mixture of all those ashes. Ronnie's ashes will not be in it.

I don't have them, and I'm too embarrassed to say it. So I don't know what she's gonna try to tell me. If she says those ashes were so important, I was able to connect with Ronnie. I wanna go, yeah, well it was probably two of my dogs and Chico, but go right ahead and connect with them for those fucking bone shards. I no, no, but I know that Chico and Ronnie would both fall over laughing if they knew this story. The reason why I bring up overdosing in jails because

Ronnie was in prison. Cindy told me that the guys there were getting high on smoking cush, which is basically

a certain type of incense that's sold in headshops. And he would have her bring him cush when he was in prison whatever fifteen years ago or so ten years ago, and all the guys there would smoke this incense, which is cold cush, and they would be laughing their balls off and tripping on it, and it would test you'd test clean, because they're not testing for incense, but whatever's in that shit would get them high and laughing and relieve them of their you know the fact that they're

in prison. But crazy stories, man. And then at one point she tells me Ronnie wanted new sneakers. He's like, how are you going to get them in here? You can't bring me sneakers, And Cindy said she wore a big long sun dress and size twelve and a half sneakers on her size six feet and walked into the visiting area and gave him. I mean, it's the kind of crazy friends I had and crazy girlfriends. Unbelievable. But I know for a fact this story about the ashes.

Ronnie would laugh and Chica would laugh their balls off. I don't feel I don't feel worried about it. Sorry. I wish I was just honest and said, you know, I lost him, then all this would be done, no more phone calls, no more stories. But I just couldn't pull the trigger on that anyhow. Hark Kelly's you know, overdose. He takes medicine for anxiety to help him sleep, and other medications. We don't know what those are. I mean, you could overdose on sleeping medication, but you'd see it,

the amount of pills you're getting. It's you know, maybe somebody gave him some shit in prison to fuck him up, because I don't see this happening when you go to get your medication in the morning. I don't believe it. But he passed out in his cell. He was found, and this could have been a situation where once he passed out, somebody could have came and killed him if they wanted to. But he felt faint, he got dizzy, he saw black spots in his vision, and he was

in solitary confinement when this happened. Thought of being in prison all these years later and still having to do solitary confinement.

see normal people again. That's what I think. They gave him an out of medicine that could have killed him. His lawyers are sane. Now his lawyers are actually saying Donald Trump should pardon him. This is insane. Save his life and pardon in President Trump. It truly seems not only President Trump has the power to save a life and strike a blow against the same kind of corruption that was used to destroy him. R. Kelly's lawyer says, my client is in need of swift justice, and President

Trump has made the wholemark of his presidency. Listen, these are the same assholes will call Trump a racist. Trust me, they're talking about it both sides of their fucking mouths. They're full of shit. Kelly needs swift justice. Yeah, he needs to, not as victims, he needs it. The guy who's set up a red velvet rope outside of a fucking McDonald's when high school and junior high school girls would come out and he'd call them and have his goons bring them to his table at the McDonald's. That's

how low rent this operation was. Then he get them home, lock them up, and make them as slaves. They're doing this because, look, you know, call Trump a racist, but really I've always said he's not, and I know he's not because the people closely associated with him, one of whom we both loved. But they're looking past that now because they want their client out of prison. He's not a racist. He's just a guy who's very honest and calls things the way he sees them. That's it. And

he's not too delicate when he does this. I understand that I had a thought like that, So to me, I'm thrilled. I feel like I'm a kid again. Give a goddamn about this shit. Speaking of Father's Day, even though we weren't just now, but we were earlier relationships. As a bitch went a little bit of Haywarre today. We got into some very personal details, and you know I always do that, but it doesn't always happen with me,

Mike and Arena. However, we got to talk about our fathers because of Father's Day, and you know, me and Mike come from such different fathers, and we both were talking about do we think our fathers and mothers were together as virgins? And I said, well, I know my mother was, and he thinks his mother and father were, even though his father was twenty nine when he married

his mom. I said, Mike, you know that's kind of all because I know, but he was away, he was in the Marines, he was you know, Mike's father graduated from the University of penn Ivy League School, was a marine, like my father was so different than that. So we're telling stories that I said. I know my father wasn't a virgin because he told us all stories about when he was kids around the neighborhood in New York City, down on Henry Street to the Lower East Side where

all the Italians moved in from Italy and stuff. He said, there was a girl around town named Polly, and every guy screwed Polly. Polly let every guy screw up. And these guys weren't wearing commons back then. These girls were fourteen fifteen, they were the same age. But Polly was like the neighborhood easy girl, and all the guys had her. Unfortunately, the whole neighborhood came down with the clap. This had to be nineteen thirty five. Let's say things were very

different back then. Antibiotics were not even hitting them. I'm in Penicillin maybe came out a few years after that. So when my father would tell me that that this girl probably gave him the clap and all his friends the clap, which is also gonorrhea, I'd say, you know, how'd you get rid of it? And he said, very matter of factly, Well, what they'd do is they'd have us sweated out. I said, what do you mean. There was no pills, no, no, we'd have to go in

these these machines. It was a treatment to sweat out the gonorrhea from your system. What are you talking about? And there was a certain what was it called quietcum quietum and sweating Guiacumb was also known as Hollywood and I'm like Holywood. It was some kind of plant based treatment used for gonorrhea, even syphless, which is serious. Gunnorrhea

is you know, not nearly as serious as siphless. But yeah, they would go in these machines as fourteen year old kids, and they were called sweat baths, and that was a method to eliminate any kind of STD poisons through salivation and sweating. And it reminded me of a story God. When I was just freshly divorced, thirty years old, living on long Is Own, I finally had a little bit.

I had thirteen thousand dollars in the bank. After my mother we sold her house and I paid off bills, paid, we paid off the mortgage, I paid my wife's me master's degree bill. I was left for thirteen grand. That was a windfall for me, right, So I started going out. I'm single, and I had this card, New York Credit Exchange. It was the first ATM cards I didn't I never worked one of those. It was called NYCE Nice New

York Credit Exchange. I didn't know what. Look. My wife used to give me forty bucks the hold in my pocket, and she'd keep my checks from work, our checks from work, she'd do the bills. I wasn't involved with that. I just put forty bucks in my pocket a week. That's it. I brought lunch from home. You know, I was very like a regular nine to five guy for a while. And I go to this club one night and I see this tall, beautiful, sexy girl, great body, very young,

and look at me and we start to dance. It was a thing, bad thing you dance. And you know, we had a great time dancing and rubbing on each other. And we're gonna go to a new club, her and a girlfriend. I'm alone, So you want to follow us? Short? I said, we get some money first. She goes, uh, She says, do you have a nice card? I didn't know what the fuck that meant. What she'd just go two daytime. You have a nice card, I go, that's nice. Yeah, I got a card, it's nice. What do you mean,

will you go to a day tim? I didn't know what to do with an ATM at thirty years old. So that I'm learning, Oh wow, I could take out money every Oh this is great. I would take out forty bucks at a time, sixty bucks at the time, and go to night clubs and the dinners and diners and shit, we thought having this rabid flame. Now we're like together, only us, me and Debbie. I won't say it last name, but twenty one year old girl from Belmore,

which was pretty much jew town in Long Island. I never dated a Jewish girl, but she was beautiful and sexy and tall too, like five ten, great body, tanned. Went to the beach, to Jones Beach the next weekend and we're having a ball and uh, somebody asked her, what do you want to do this summer and she said, with a straight face, I want to fuck him and get a tan. And that was so foreign for me from the marriage. I just left to hear a woman talk that way about me that I flipped. So I

was going to her house in Belmore. She was coming to my house, and once I said, but when I went to her house in Belmore, she lived with her parents, she was still twenty one years old. We go downstairs in the basement, like I'm fourteen years old, we're going to finish base. But downstairs it was one of those Nautilus machines where a man can bench press, shoulder press, you know, sit ups. The father, who was not muscular at all, I think he was a Jewish accountant. He

wanted to stay in shape. And of course, while his daughter and this thirty one year old man are down there, he must have been forty one, he wants to work out suddenly, and she would tell him, Dad, your arms look great, you're big enough. Go upstairs, you're done working out, and even listen to her. And when she went, when he went upstairs, she locked the door behind him. Now the door's locked from the inside, her father and mother can't come down, and we go at it. I was

like a kid in a candy shop. I couldn't believe I was getting it this often, this crazy from this young girl. One day I get home and it hurts when I peek, and that never happened to me, And what the fuck is this? So I tell her what's going on, and she very plainly said to me, oh, you probably got trick from me. I said, what trick? Trick of moony ass. It's fine. I have an antibiotic for it. She's saying it is in front of her mother in the kitchen. I go, what is it? What

is this thing? Oh, it's an STT. But it's easy. You take a pillow goes away in a few days, but it jumps back and forth between people if they're still having sex. Her mother's right there, and I go, okay, and I get home and I called Rosalie, Rosie, what the fuck is trickamony aces? Because she worked for an obgyn, she's telling me this is what it is. Don't worry about it. It's a bounce back and forth STT. You're gonna get rid of it in a few days. Take

this medicine. Whatever the antibattict was. Debbie had it. We had to stop having sex for three or four days and then it went away. But my poor father had to sit in a fucking machine and sweat it out. Sweat bass he said it like it was no big deal. What a different world we live in, right, good times though, just want to get a tan and fuck you. Oh my god, that was a half a life ago. I

heard that line. Damn it. Good times. But one day, after about four months of crazy good times, I took her to a water park with Rosalie Jacket the kids and on one of the water big water slides, she came down last after all of us went, and she came down a slide and her bikini top came off, and Debbie was top, heavy man and twenty one, so they were just new, you know, not fake, but brand new, you know. And she's walking towards us, not realizing she's naked on top, and I go to a hugger to

tell her what's going on, and she just cried. She was so embarrassed. We didn't care, but she cried so much. And that's when I realized, you know what, she's too young. Twenty one year old girls crying all day because her top came off. Oh my god, and then her fizz went flat. But uh, hey, what are you gonna do? I'll tell you what you should do. Last week I told you about the partnership that Mike and I have with two signature brands, one being the great hat designer.

Eric Javitz designs hats from Alania Trump. Mike's wife has three of them. Now. They're great hats, They're beautiful son ats. You can get them by going to the website Eric Javs dot com. You used to promote code fame. You'll save twenty percent off anything you get. Last week, a bunch you went there and to the other brand, which I'm very excited about, Cozy Earth. A number of you texted me insaid, I love Cozy Earth. This is years ago since brooklynnon that's out. Now we're Cozy Earth people,

very luxurious bamboo, betting and pajamas. Chris jennowaism et cetera. Don't let that bother you. She is very wealthy and influential. But yeah, check it out. Go toczyearth dot com. Same thing, cozyearth dot com. Use the promo code fame to get you ready forty one percent off. That's exclusive, that's big time stuff. Okay, use the promo code fame. Go to both those places that you will not be upset. You will love what you get. I only give you things or offer things that I end up liking and use.

I'm not wearing an Eric Javits hat yet, but I do enjoy cozy Earth. So get on the train and let's all talk about our new bedding. Uh huh. And remember being twenty one and just wanting to get a tan and fuck your boyfriend? Oh my god, what has happened in life? I'm aj Ben's I'll talk to you tomorrow.