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Day parade? Do kids even watch that anymore? Do kids even care about the parade? I think it's more for pets now. I really think pets watched the parade. You know, you sit your dog in front of the TV with the big floats. I think they like that. But you know, kids don't care about a parade anymore. I don't know. Of course, they were the pro Aalastinian jerk of offs in the street trying to stop the parade route. They

did it wrong. They started it right at the beginning, when Ronald McDonald's floating, no do in the middle of the parade. Really, you want to cause havoc, you don't do it at the start. But I can't believe does that many pro Palestinian people. It just boggles my mind. I'll tell you, oh, by the way, in about an hour, I'm going to begin cooking, And like I've told many of you, I'm not doing turkey. I'm not doing ham,

the stuffing the yams. To me, hear me out to have a big bird, which I don't mind turkey, It's just not my favorite meat. But to have turkey, to have a big meal such as Thanksgiving and hardly use garlic at all, that's not a dinner to me. I mean, I don't think anybody puts garlic on their bird. I mean garlic powder perhaps, but I'm talking real. Do you shove it in their stomachs, in their cavity, the big space? I don't. I do that with roasted chickens all the time.

I've never done it with turkey. I don't know. So I'm going stuff shells and chicken cutlor pomegan. My kids love it. I love it. Plus I keep seeing videos of turkeys being good pets like dogs. I can't kill something that's a pet. Same thing. While I'll never eat octopus salad again after I saw that octopus. Titch run Netflix. If you see that, you'll never ever go near and an octopus appetizer at a restaurant. This is not worth it. But stuff shells very simple. Before you guys, ask me

for the recipe. It's so simple. I'll put a picture up tomorrow when it's done. But look, you get the filling inside is one pound. You're gonna make a pound of shells. You're gonna boil a pound of stuff up shells, all right, don't don't boil them all the way so they get so soft they start to fall apart. If you boil them. I'll dent the ish, drain them nice and gently take them out with a spoon, one by one and let them, you know, get just settle thement aside,

let them cool off. Now, in a mixing bowl, you're gonna put together a pound of regatta, a pound of whatizadel you know, cut up what'sadel, and a pound of cheese. I use Peccerina romano. Some people want to use the fancy one, you know, a partner Giano reggiano, pricey. I don't think you needed to go that big. But in addition to the cheese, a pound of pound of pound you're also gonna throw in, Ah, was a couple of eggs. I think I used a couple of egg yolks. Possibly,

I think it's egg yolk. But you mix it up in a bowl and you, uh, you put your whatever you want to taste. So you want to taste a little gallic powder, whatever it is you throw on your food, Do the same thing with this mixture and you'll be good to go. Salt and pepper. So for a pound of shells, you got a pound of degutta, pound of mozadel, two eggs, and a pound of grated cheese. Boom, mix it and then with a tablespoon phill eat shell with

that mixture. And of course earlier you made your tomato sauce and minds of meat sauce today beef and veal and pork. And you pour that over the stuff shells and you bake it three point fifty check it. But on top of that, you putting nice cheese on top, even a little one what's itell if you want just a little bit, gets pretty goody Oh, it's delicious. And the chicken color pomeshan has. Since it's easy, it's easy, all right.

the theater in tears. Seeing Rocky Horror in New York City in the seventies was absolutely frightening. People dressed as the characters. They sang every song, they knew every word, every sentence of the of the of the movie. It was insane. It was fun. But look, I know Wicked is gonna be this. I'm supposed to be this year's huge hit. This is this year's Barbie put it that way. It's another movie that I saw and I can't stand.

You'll never get me to like Barbie. And now when I look at the men in that movie and how castrated they were, and Will Feller running around the office trying to try to catch Barbie and Barbie out? What's all the men? How'd you do it? And serious with these movies? How could you still watch shit like that?

Or a man at one time? One time, I want the man in a commercial to shut down the woman or make her look stupid at the car dealership or in the kitchen or when she's driving, or she picked out the wrong insurance with her husband picked up the right give me something, balance it out instead of every fucking every commercial, the man's an asshole? Why are we doing? Can I talk to every man in advertising and copywriting? What are you doing? Well? The formula seems to have worked.

Now it doesn't work. It doesn't work. Men don't like seeing that. M Barbie was like the final firecracker of the night on July fourth. You saved the best firework for the very end of the night, right, except we now know that last crackle really signified the end of extreme wokeness. And now I'm happy to say that extreme welkness is all but gone. And I love to see and hear the groveling all around us with people in the media. Oh, major companies rolling back their dumb dei

hiring practices. No more boys and girls toys in the same freaginile, no more murky gender clothing. And oh, thank god, that old color scheme is all but gone. Remember all those shades of beige these stores rolled out so as not to offend either side either gender. And now I tell you what I love the most. I love hearing some staffers who worked for Kamala Harris on their campaign actually admitting now that there was never one time when

Harris was pulling ahead of Trump. Not one time. Now, think of all those images and graphics and discussions and arguments you saw and heard on the news having to do with Kamala Harris ahead of Donald Trump. Do you understand the level, the level of lying, the level of deceit. I do. And it's very dangerous, to say the least when the media is the person doing it, or not the person is the entity doing that to the American public. What a disaster. Oh, it's too close to Cole, Never

see the race is close. It's her race to lose. Oh horseshit, I couldn't have been the only one to just stand still and take stock of this country and cut through the bullshit and just hold on to my belief that America knows this woman is nuts and dumb. Trump is going to destroy it. No, we all know the rest, but really, the wicked thing, wicked overload. Enough is enough already, Especially visuals of Cynthia Arrivo and Ariana Grom looking so teeny weeny. They're both extremely more thin

than they were a couple of years ago. It's really bad the way they look. I'm wondering how the film's insurance people let Ariana make the movie. She looks like she'd die of exhaustion from the dressing room to the set. She needs a burger, a big cheese burger. Well, you know, I read up on the women need like sixteen hundred

calories a day just to keep your furnace burning. Right, if you have a more active life, maybe calorie intake could be, you know, a little low, But I don't think this woman eats more than a thousand calories a day or the other one. Even one time my father was pissed off with My sister Lorraine loved the British fashion model Twiggy. She was all the rage in the seventies and late sixties and seventies. It was Twiggy, Twiggy, Twiggy.

My sister Lorraine had the body of a model, very tall, lanky, good, very good figure and both my sisters, but Lorraine was taller and lankier than Rosalie, and she would wear mini skirts and she wore brought a little pixie blonde wave just like Twiggy's real hair was. She wore her makeup like Twiggy. Her and my cousin ali Em would go to these stores. One was called the Slack Scene. I remember the Slack Scene, and they would buy every Saturday

they come back with an outford of two. But my father did not like how skinny Twiggy was, and he said, Lorrain, what are you doing with this girl? Come on, she's so thin, she's gonna fall through her ass and hang herself. I love that line. I stole it when I was older and was writing about Kate Moss. I said the same thing, just picture that image. I don't know what made my father think of this. I don't think I think he made it up. I never heard anybody else

say it. She's gonna fold through her ass and hang herself. I can't another classic line he came up with. Well, I don't know if he came up with it, but when he said it, I spit out my wine. At the table he was talking about how cheap this guy at work is this guy named Hank, and he's like, Hank is tighter than the eagles ass on the quarter? Who thinks of an eagle's ass on a quarter? Of God?

Talk about words that go good together? Speaking about words, my uh, my sweet friend and devoted friend of the show, and my former housemate, Gigi Levangi, our spirit in the sky. Chris, Elise's wife now has a new novel called Fast and Loose. Is a tremendous writer, New York Times best seller. I think this is her eighth book, eighth novel. She's I've seen her work when we used to when I lived with her, and you know, I was writing downstairs, she

was writing upstairs. She's a dynamo. She's releasing the novel Fast and Loose a few pages at a time, a substack, which reminds me I kind of get a substant i think I think a bunch of you would read my words each week, wouldn't you? If I had a topic to talk about and just wing it? I think you. I mean, maybe you'd pay a small price. I think I think enough of you would do that that I could find it intriguing. I don't know. I don't subscribe to anybody's substant so I really don't know too much

about it. But you have to do it nowadays. You have to have a substant If you have a podcast, you have to have a substat It's the law, speaking of which I'm telling you, I'm getting concerned. I'm getting more fearful of the podcast industry because from what I see, and I mentioned this before, but it's getting worse. Excuse me. There are too many of these podcasts that have huge audiences, right, but they becoming lazy and they're now booking big guests

who are also on everyone else's podcast list. I don't need to hear James, I'm not James, Josh brow and who I find very interesting. I don't need to hear Josh Brolin on three different shows last week, Mark maron Bill Maher, I think he was on SmartLess or Cone. I mean it was Conan. It's too much. They're making the shows too much like late night TV talk shows. Audiences nowadays don't want to listen in on an actor promoting his new movie or his new fucking tequila brand.

We're over it. They got to stop this. I'm telling you, I see it coming. And I hate to say this because I love Fly on the Wall with you know, Dana Carvey and David Spade, but I gotta tell you it's starting to sound like they're mailing and at least some parts of their show. The other show they do is super Fly, great name, but it's just them making fun of things on YouTube or TikTok or Instagram. And they are like three minute breaks for commercials three different times.

No thank you. I mean to listen to a forty minute show, A get nine minutes of commercials. No. Podcast hosts, at least to me, need to be interesting, extremely open and honest and funny in a natural way. You don't need to just be the next you know, Colbert or Kimmel or Fallon. You don't need to just introduce people because the new book is out there. I just heard Danny Trejo, who look God bless the guy. Who was in prison, he comes out makes a life for himself

in movies. He has no talent, He has no acting ability whatsoever. Can we stop it? Machete? Have you ever seen Machete? It's one of the worst movies ever made. He was just on Two Bears, One Cave. I like that podcast Tom Sigoor and Bert Kreischer burts a little much, but Cigar is fantastic. And you know what, treyho gets an hour and change. Two hours. No, it's too much. Oh, by the way, I saw that. I heard this the other day and I tell you it, this cut right

into my chest. This is hard to hear. You're if you missed a Kelsey on the Kansas City Chiefs. So Travis Scott, who is that ridiculous rapper who was with the young Kardashian and had that concert where people died astro world at Debacle. He is now dating Kelsey's ex Kayla Nicole, that black chick that we all thought Kelsey had jungle fever for a while because a few of his exes were black, which is fine, but she's so

different than Taylor Swift. Anyhow, Travis Scott apparently is with Caylen and Cole now and apparently he's having her bring other women back home with her so they can have threesomes. The question is, was Caylen and Cole always like this? Is this what Justin Kelsey had her do when they were together? And does he like this sort of thing? Because you know, you know, Dan Well, Taylor Swift isn't having any other girl in their bed, even the most extreme swifty And I agree with her, But is this

what Kelsey liked? Or he didn't know that about his ex? He didn't know she was that freaky. It's always weird, you know, when you get with a new partner, or your ex goes to someone else and you hear about their lives and you know, you end up finding out what they were like with other men. It's always strange. Sometimes you hear things you don't want to hear. Okay. I remember one time when I was dating Michelle Brando. She wasn't the type of sleep around she had like

three long term boyfriend's kind of thing. And before we got together, and we only got together because I made it happen, she would never have said anything. I would always pass her in the halls at E and I remember saying that looks just like Marlon Brando. And then I was looking at the credits one day on a show she was on at E, and I saw the name Michelle Brandam. I go, that's gotta be you know, she's got to be Brandow's daughter. This is me. So

now I'm on a mission. Marlon Brandell's daughter is working at E. I'm a Brando freak. I think she's very pretty. I got to make this happen. And I would pass from the halls and I would just tell her you have my next girlfriend. And she'd like blush, maybe laugh, and keep walking, never stop to talk. Never. And one time Jack and Roe came to visit with the kids and I was giving him a tour around the offices

on Wolfshe of Boulevard. Michelle passed by the elevator. Oh, Jack, ro this is Michelle Brandell and she's looking to be like, you know, this is Michelle Brandall doesn't know it yet, but she'll be my next girlfriend. And she blushes and laughs, and Rosie's like, yeah, my brother, if my brother says it, it's gonna be true, just laughing off. A year later, she's eating Thanksgiving dinner with our house and my on. So one time, we're driving in the car with my

cousin Mario. He's driving, I'm in the back seat, Michelle's in the front seat, and I don't know why this came up. We're talking about the size of a guy's manhood. I forget why he came up, but at one point she just blurted out, oh, I dated a guy who could give himself head. First of all, my back hurt just hearing that and trying to figure out how he could do it. I've since looked up how men. Some

men can do this. It's just they're very limber, they have certain body types, and of course they have a very long schlumk. But you know, when I first heard it, I'd never heard of a guy being able to do that, or maybe I heard it, but I thought it was a wives tale. And then she tells me how he did it, describes my position he was in too do it, how he can contort his body and reach himself and

please himself. I go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you tell me he gets himself off that way, And very matter of factully she's like, yeah, I saw him do it. I wait, hold it, And Mario's looking at me in the rear view mirror, because he knows who the hell wants to hear this about another man, especially, you know what, you'd like to believe you are the big guy, and you're the best and the biggest. You know how guys

get that in their heads. They like to think, Hey, no one's like me, and then even if we aren't, we just like to think we are. So she just says, oh, no, he was too big. I got what about me? Oh no, you're just right, but he was too big. Like okay, okay, we heard the whole world heard how fucking diggy is enough? Now change the subject. Sometimes, fellas, don't ask too many questions about your ex and her exes. You don't want to know. But I'll tell you why I was thinking

about this. That's a strange thought to have, I admit. But I read something about share and I'll get to that in a minute. But she was fourteen when she had this revenge sex she talked about in her book, And I was thinking, to my age fourteen fifteen years old. I had sex at fourteen, first girlfriend was thirteen, And then of course you don't have sex for a few years because you had it way too young, and it ain't like girls in middle school are just looking to

give it up. So I had that experience that I was. I knew what sex felt like. And I'm still fourteen. I you know, I can't push it. It's just gonna happen when it happens. But my brothers in law, Jack and Frankie would always messing around with me, would be fishing or playing basketball, and they'd bring up masturbation and jerking off like they assumed I did it. I did. I never did that, Like I actually had sex before I ever masturbated. But I'm fifteen, or maybe right afterdad

be fourteen fifteen, and I'm laying in bed. I remember this. Not in bed, I'm sorry. I'm laying on the bathroom floor upstairs, the upstairs bathroom, and I'm holding up a Penthouse Forum and I'm reading the words about this trucker who pitched up a headshot of that kind of story. And before you know, with the girls sitting on a stick shift, it just crazy shit for a fourteen, fifteen year old kid to read. And I'm I would lay

down on the cold bathroom tile. I remember it. The tiles were pink and white and little squares and Mary's room was like fifteen feet away, and I could hear her Hawaiian music at times. My sister the Rain's room was right next door, and she would most likely be playing Chicago all the time. I can't even tell you. Well, actually, it must be some kind of innate thing that whenever I hear twenty five or six to four or you know, Sada day in the park, I think it was the

father of July. I always think about me laying down on the cold bathroom floor and finding happiness, some messy happiness, and then having it clean up and get the rag and oh, you know, slipping into the washing machine downstairs when the one looks it was what a mission. I was never that guy who did it in a sock like that. I can't even think about that. But plenty

of guys, you know, did it with socks. But I'll tell you what is funny though, and I'll get back to this riveting story in the second when I was with Debbie and you know, up in my room we used to have sex, and you know, no one knew my mother let up my room in fourteen, which is a mistake, but she did. And at one point I

think I opened the door too quickly. In my room, I was pissed at something in the doorknob put a hole in the plaster, but we never fixed so there was that a hole in my wall behind the door. Why are they gonna fix this out, Lily, I'll get to it. He never got So after I was done with sex, I would take the condoment and throw it in that hole. I would even take a box of Trojans, the red box and throw those boxes and throw the wall,

because who's gonna see it. You know, we're gonna leave the house one day, whatever the hell, and someone's gonna buy. It's their problem. Well fast forward, I don't know, seven eight, nine years later, and now I'm gonna get married to JENNI for my first wife. And where we're gonna live, Well, we're gonna make an apartment upstairs my mother's house. So that hole upstairs my room, and Mary's room, their master bedroom, my old bedroom, like four rooms became our our apartment

above my mother's house, and we lived there. Didn't pay rent so we could save money for our own house. So they meant they took down all the walls. So I'm out one day at the gym while the construction team is doing this. I come back and I see them sweeping everything, and in that hole in the wall they found I don't know, fifteen used condoms, a few boxes. It was awful. My mother's looking going, what the hell? I said, must have been in people before us? He goes,

this house wasn't here before us? All right, it's me AnyWho. I'm laying on the floor. And I always was nervous. I used to look at the lock on the bathroom door, mab because I know Lorraine and I used to be able to stick our fingernail in the slot and unlock the door, and I couldn't be caught the act. Could you imagine that? So I was never completely calm unless I was absolutely home alone, and I never was because I Mary never left. But my mother I could hear

walking down the hallway. She had heavy steps. She wouldn't bust me. And I don't think a Mary would even know what I was doing if she saw me, to be honest. But I remember that, and I remember how young I was and how innocent to be doing that. It was all because of this girl in school, Jennifer Cuty Jennifer Keuty looking back now had Angelina Jolie's face when she was younger and chubbier in the face, you know what I mean, big blue eyes, a dimple on her left cheek that could hold a cup of water,

great body, very developed for an eighth grade girl. But she was one of those kids whose families went skiing a lot during the school breaks winter breaks, so she and a lot of other kids would come to school in their ski jackets. Then ski jackets were form fitted to certain girls. They'd be tight around the waist and ribs, and it was like they look kind of sexy. Ski jackets. Believe it or not, they weren't revealing, but they did hold a little young girl's frame. I don't know, it

sounds ridiculous, but they did. They look good back then. They weren't big and bulky so and they had the tags hanging off their zipp or where they skied with mountain. And every time winter break was over, you could tell whose family had money, because I'm out there shoveling driveways for five dollars of pop and I got to go to school and see all these kids with their new ski jackets and their things hanging off their zipp is. Because they all went to hunt the mountain. What slope

did you go on? Oh? I left the bunny slope for this slope? All right, what did you do? Aj? I shovel fucking driveway for five doles of pops what I did? But I thought about that because I read and by the way, I grew up. My first job out of college writing job was writing for Penthouse for him, and I'll never forget. I went to New York City for the interview. It was they just said in the paper a writing job with the amount of money. It wasn't a lot. It was like, don't twenty seven thousand

a year. I trained into the city, did not even know what publication it was for. They said, we run a lot of publications. One of those day comments and I gave the guys some writing I did in college, et cetera, and he hired me. And I found out I was going to write those sexual stories for for you know, your name doesn't go on them, so no one knows you're writing them. But you know, it was me and a few of the people. One guy was much old, like in his forties. He looked ancient when

I was there. But that lasted about six months before I split. But yeah, that was interesting writing sexual fantasy stories. I'm on Route fifteen him out of you know, Baker's Field. Whatever the fuck. Those stories are truckers and stupid stuff. So I'm reading about share when she was fourteen, get this crazy wild. As much as I can't stand her far left stance on everything, she's definitely written a memoir

that's got a lot of juicy stuff in it. The excerpts are really good and also some curious things, like she said she lost her virginity at fourteen as a revenge tactic. Apparently it was a boy in her neighborhood who was very dismissive of her, and when they were together, he just ditched her after they had one kiss, and

that hurt her. She couldn't figure out why he wanted nothing to do with her, so she felt in her little fourteen year old head, I'm gonna have revenge sex with this guy, even though she never wanted to, because she's thinking otherwise. You know, if she wanted to, why didn't she do it the five hundred times he asked her, but she always said no. So now he leaves her after one kiss? Okay, but she got so pissed that he dismissed her that she decided if she's not gonna

lose her virginity, but rather loan out her virginity to him. Okay, Cher that she admitted that having sex for the first time was massively overrated, she says, and afterwards she rejected him. That was her tactic. And when he came to an end and the sex was over, she asked him, is that it we finished? And he's like yeah, and she told him go home, never come back, because she wanted him to feel just as dismissed as he made her feel. Of course, he tried to reconcile her, but she never

spoke to him again. Now, she thought her mother would know she was having sex because she could see it on her face. Her mother warned her that the minute she lost her virginity, she know it because she can see it in her daughter's eyes. So after she has this sexual romp with this guy, she doesn't name the guy all. She says he was Italian. She has this ramp with this Italian guy. Oh boy, She runs to the mirror look at her face. She feels like she looks the same, and she went downstairs to talk to

her mother. Her mother didn't notice a damn thing. Chare is very calculating and weird about this kind of shit. May you think girls are thinking like this guys, that's pretty wild. But she expected her mother to see sex in her eyes immediately, but she couldn't spot anything different, and Chare says she didn't look any different to herself either. So after the sexual the sexual date, whatever you want to call it, encounter, she told all little girlfriends, don't

do what I just did. She said, the thing you're you're constantly talking about and chasing, it's no big deal. Just keep kissing boys that you don't have to go further. Now, it sounds like the guy was bad in bed, but who the hell's good and bed at fourteen years old. But what got me is the way she spoke about sex when she was on Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago, and the way she did it, I can tell she's just like Madonna in the sense that they love sex and don't want the man to forget who

they were with. Right, So Howard asked her, do men expect fabulous sex from you? And she says yeah, and she goes and they get it. Because I can tell by their reaction, and I was like, okay, that got you got my attention. Okay, But then again, I still remember Val Kilmer, and she mentions this in the book

as being the only guy to ever dump Share. And I remember when I stayed at Robert Evans's house that Val Kilmer was also staying there for a while, and he was staying in a different bedroom in the house. I was in the guest house, which is run off the pool, but I see valor around. In fact, I stole one of his white T shirts because I was like, I gotta have welcomey shirts, so I don't have it anymore. But we talked one time around the pool, just casually.

Not an easy guy to talk to. I think he knew what I did for a living and didn't want to reveal too much about himself. But I was gonna ask him about Share, but never got around to it. But he dumped chair Man. Some guys can be that way. But she either way, she's she's she got to be tough to be with because she was at her absolute best and most beautiful when she was with Val Kilmer. I don't know how he did it. She must be

I don't know. I don't know. I think he was much younger and he felt like this is not going to work for me. Doesn't work with this guy A E. Edwards, who's with her now and she has gonna be eighty soon. What gets me is this guy was with amber Rose, who became a Trump loyalist recently. But I've always thought she was sexy, even though she got the tattoo of

her kid's name on her head. She's very voluptuous in that way that a lot of girls got so Black guys of like their big ass and you know, I could do without that, but amber Rose is a very pretty girl. How do you feel if you're amber Rose and you get dumped and your ex boyfriend goes with an almost eighty year old woman. Jesus Christ. But my favorite cold moment of all time when it comes to a guy and a girl breaking up, I got a hand it to the actor Jason Patrick, who, by the way,

has done some really good films. He's a great actor. Doesn't work as much as I like, but he made that film a while ago that what the hell was it called? I can't check now because I'm doing this fucking riverside. He did a really great movie. What the hell was it called? I don't want to bore you guys, I can't think of it, but definitely his best role. Uh not The Lost Boys, that was good. Uh I don't, I don't care, fine, but I'll look it up and

put on the podcast subsesspace. He had my favorite breakup moment of all time, only simply because I don't think I can ever do this to anybody. Back in the day, he's dating Christy Turlington, the supermodel. This is the nineties when she was at her absolute most beautiful and the highest level of fame. I mean, Christy Turlington was forget

about it. She was everything. I remember when I was younger walking into looking into the window of a restaurant, a hip restaurant downtown in Soho called Lucky Strike, and it was all the rage you had to get into Lucky Strike. It was a small restaurant, the size of like the size of maybe a two bedroom apartment, if not even that big. And I remember everybody smoked back then indoors, and I remember looking in that window at

Lucky Strike, which had a doorman. First restaurant. I remember with a doorman, you couldn't just walk into the bar and have a meal or get a drink. You had to have a reservation and very strict. But I remember seeing Christy Turlington with Naomi Campbell and Linda Evangelista all sitting together and they you know those three. They used to call those three the Trinity. If the Trinity were at your restaurant or your club, you were good for

at least two years. You can count on two years of insane amounts of money and pressed because the Trinity made it cool. That's how big. Christy was back. And Jason Patrick was a very handsome dude as well. A friend of mine was at dinner with them. They were all in St. Bart's together. Christy was a little bit of a pain in the ass at the table. I think she complained about something a little too much, maybe,

which is not like her. Met her one. She seems very sweet, but didn't like something with the table, didn't like something with the waiter, something like that, and packed. Jason Patrick is getting more and more visibly pissed off, but he's not saying a word. So at one point he goes, I'm gonna go to the restroom real quick, gets up to go to the restroom, but instead he went right to their hotel room, packed his bags, got a card to the airport, flew back to New York City.

Never said a word to her, never phoned for the airport, didn't even leave a note for her in the room. He just left. And apparently I think I heard they still haven't spoken to this day. Wow. Who knows what was up with him? Maybe Christy was happy they left. Maybe he was too big. Oh my god, think about that for a while. Guys. I'm aj Benza. Let me go cook my stuff. Shells. That was your daily Unfiltered

podcast for November twenty ninth, two four. I'm out to Vegas on Monday morning for more poker, so we'll talk when I'm in Nevada. Hope you have a great meal, gang, and I'll talk to you soon