I Saw The Light

twenty five. She said that the best well Barbara Walters had a ball, and Barbara Walters was running around and interviewing big shots. Board did she have a ball? A lot of men had their way with Barbara Walters. She made no bones battle in her book having an affair with a married man, a black man, no less. But even more than that, she didn't tell all the stories. Oh yeah, there's a lot of things Barbara Walters left out. But she was a hot one, just like Diane Sawyer.

I told you I met Diane Sawyer walking down the hallways of the CBS building when I was gonna go meet Dan Rather and man, she gave me a wink and I was like, oh my god. Diane Sawyer just winking me. But she looked good. She looked beautiful. Barbara Walter is never really my type, but believe me, she had a ball. And let me tell you something, that's the kind of thing that journalists at that level sometimes do.

I'm not gonna call the women who do it whoors or the men who do the same thing scally wags. I'm saying, you know, it just begins to happen, like when you get close to a subject and you're interviewing somebody that's got a lot of heft to this story and it's a big interview or a big story, what have you. You know, there's something that happens between two human beings. It's like what happened with me and Patty Davis. You know, Like she came to La to pose for Playboy.

She knew who I was, She knew that I was a right winger, she wasn't. She knew what kind of call my wrote, and yet she's like, let's go to dinner, Let's go to orso, And I just knew. And my editor, Lynda Stacey, told me she wants to fuck you. I'm like, no, come on, because she does, and you've got to do it. For the good of the column, and of course I did, and it became crazy. Patty was crazy. Patty was crazy in a good way. Crazy. She would want me to

pick up girls at restaurants, pick up that hostess. I want to watch you pick her up. It's gonna turn me on. And then you can come see me after you're with her. Like crazy shit like that, And I'm like, are you sure you want to do this? Yes, all right, Patty, I'll see it like one o'clock in the morning at the Essex House. Oh, I love it. And she'd want to hear what we did, what it was like. People are fucking crazy. And by crazy, I don't mean bad.

I don't mean that human beings a human being. Sex is sex is something that makes us do the things we do. You may not always think the woman you want, or sexually want or sexually need is a ten in your book. That's not always the case. You think Bill Clinton thought Monica Lewinsky was a ten. No, she was the closest thing to him and you know, young big chest looking up to him. I know people are gonna have always painted him as some you know, disgusting man.

That girl was. She was a young girl, and he was in a position of power. None of that shit, man is when it comes to passion or sex. Anybody who talks that way has never understood what it means to be passionate and want something when you want it. Just as Bill wanted to feel young to be with her, Monica wanted to feel older and more loved and and she just wanted to feel that a powerful man wanted her. There's no harm in that. It's not against the law.

We're animals. As I've said, if we walked around on all fours, you know how much more fucking it'd be. Oh my god, we'd be stiffing each other's assholes every day, every second. We're animals. Just because he's standing them straight don't mean shit. It may make you think that we're refined. A lot of people, No, we're not. Get on your knees walk around. If this hotel right now had people walk around on their knees dead be sex everywhere all day,

they just would be call me crazy. I don't care. Listen. I did a politics as a bitch yesterday before there was any news about Joe Biden having prostate cancer that spread to his bones, and I did a lot of punching up to him while I did that show because of his ridiculous interview, that Axios finally came out and aired so we could hear how much he mumbled and fumbled and stumbled and didn't know what he was talking about, when his son died, what year it was, when did

Trump win? I mean, there was so many things about his interview that was just so embarrassing. And you wake up the next day or late last night you find out the guy has prostate cancer that has advanced into his bones. That horrible word metastasized. I've heard that word so many times in my life with my family that it's that word is worse than cunt, and I hate that word. But metastasize is a brutal word. It normally means death. And I don't like the fact that Joe

Biden is dying. I don't like the fact that he's gonna go through an awful time. But I got to ask the question, should the American public automatically believe that Biden didn't know until just now that he had a life threatening aggressive metastic bone cancer from prostate to bone metatastic I mean, come on, doctors came in and out of the White House. They gave me all thumbs up. What kind of tests were they giving him? Were they knocking his knee with that little stupid rubber hammer? Oop,

you're fined the president's fine. I mean, when you give a test to a president, I mean, for Fox's sake, you take blood panels. You know the PSA's which your three terrible letters that have everything to do with chancer in someone's body. How do you not know? This? Come on? Especially since Biden's the White House and the medical team were hiding his cognitive decline as we know and obscuring

it in fantastic fashion. And now it's become painfully apparent that during his debate against Trump, well we knew he was off his rocker. We could tell the way he spoke. I'm not sure. I'm not a medical doctor. I'm not even a doctor. I don't I'm not on them. Know, Jill Biden, I mean Joe Biden, doctor Jill? You think she would know? I know she's not a medical doctor, but she does have the dr in front of her name.

What the fuck good is it if you don't know your husband has prostate cancer that's advanced into his bones this really means that Joe Biden can die this summer as quickly as this summer, and I feel awful, I really do. I don't want a guy like him. I don't want I don't want anybody to die. As I'm saying, I'm getting choked up. He was a formidable foe. I understand what he did and what he tried to do against Trump and all the dirty dealings with his son

and Russia and all that nonsense. I get it. Maybe he was doing all these things trying to acquire a lot of wealth because he knew that he was going to be on the way out soon. But that doesn't explain why he says I should have ran and I could have beat Trump. Did he acquiesce to Kamala because he knew his diagnosis? Why didn't the American public know this?

It's another example of the Democrat just the Democrat Party just absolutely hiding every truth to us, even the most that mean everything, I mean the things they kept from us. If this is something else they kept from us, I don't mean the media, I mean the White House. I don't think Jake Tapper and Wolf Blitzer and Rachel Maddow and all those assholes knew this. But surely if you're a good reporter and not some lawyer who gets a

TV job, you have sources. And just like I had sources with Jamie Fox at the hospital, knowing exactly what happened to him, you develop sources over the years, and those sources will tell you the President's got cancer. No, you're kidding me. Where prostate. But it's advanced, it's metastasized. It's in his bones. Holy shit, in his bones. We're talking he could die in August, September kind of stuff.

And now that the whole world knows, I think that's when a guy like Joe Biden, who as much as I don't like the guy, he's a fucking irishman, he's a fighter, that's when you begin to let go. But he did all he could to acquire wealth, including his son's stupid fucking money laundering paintings that I actually paint better than him. I've messed around with oils and acrylics. One day I'll do it. I can't do it now because I have to earn money, but one you'll see

my stuff. It's pretty cool. I'm particularly happy about one painting I call butterfly stampede, which is a bunch of butterflies coming at you. I just like that phrase, butterfly stampede. You've never heard that before. Now someone's gonna take it and probably do better than I did. But the point is what else? What else was being hidden from us? By the way, you know what I've been doing all week, I've been drinking broth. What'sn't this? Oh my god, Suddenly

I'm a fan of broth. Faux spicy tortilla, lemonngrass. I love this. When I go into Tate Poker in a couple hours, I love doing the bone bro not bone broth, but I love the broth. Sign me up, Gwyneth Palchow. I understand the broth thing, I really do. I love it. It's tasty, you feel healthy. I've never felt better. But it look it's because it was painfully clear during his debate with Trump that something was wrong with Joe Biden. And you know, we were giving nothing, We were giving no reason to

believe anything was wrong with his health. Every doctor gave the old big thumbs up. But listen to me. I got my prostate check in Chicago because I was nerormorous about something that happened to me. Well, I'll just go ahead and say it, because I'm the most honest motherfucker in the world. I was masturbating one night, which I am apt to do, and blood was in my seemen. I was shocked. I'm like, oh, what the fuck is this? It's so alarming. First you go what is this? What

does this mean? You know? And you collect yourself. I told Rosalie, I'm like, well, I gotta go see somebody. I don't know what the hell is meaning. I looked it up. It could be a broken blood vessel, different things. It's cleared up now, so I guess it was a broken blood vessel or uti. They really don't know. And I talked to the female urologist and she felt by balls like she was juggling friggin tennis balls. That sirked the solet, but she said, look, this happens, don't worry

about it. Give it a week or two. It'll go away. Then you just start thinking, well, what if I'm with a girl, I'm gonna get down to the diddy gritty and I'm gonna I'm gonna finish, and I'm gonna why spray blood on her? No? No girl wants to see that, let alone me. So I was petrified. I didn't tell you guys. That's why I went to see the eurologist. But it's all cleared up now, it's over. The point is you get your prostate checked when you're a man. Do you believe I just told you that No body

is as honest as me that has a podcast. Nobody spread the fucking word for God's sake. Anyhow, Prostate cancer doesn't occur overnight. You get screenings, yearly screenings, You get tests, especially if you're a president. You get a digital rectal exam, which you know I'm not happy about, but that picks up a lot of things. Even though my doctor told me, you know, the thing in the ass is not what it used to be. We got better ways to find out what's going on. So I could do it or

I could not do it. I said, well, I'd rather you not do it. That's okay. But a medical team as advanced as the one you would think that goes to the White House to check on the man with the most powerful position in the world. Come on, there's advanced MRI imaging, there's biopsies. Come on, man, there's all sorts of new things, new screenings, new approaches that are emerging. That there's genetic testing, there's liquid biopsies, there's urine based

biomarker tests. This this is just another lie. And I don't mind. I'm not trying to speak ill of what's going on. It's really sad and I'm sorry, I don't you know, Like I said, Biden was a foe. And when you fight someone, the reason why guys in the jiu jitsu and the BJJ ring, you know, bow to each other and hug each other because they know that without a referee in the middle, they would fight to the death. So Biden was a foe, and it was a good foe. I don't want to see a faux

die like that. It makes me sad. But keep in mind that eighty percent of men over eighty years old have amount of prostate cancerselves. That's just the way things shake out in this world. But uh, you know, I mean, could it be that the president didn't even have a fucking PSA testing during his yearly physical Are you kidding me? That would be impossible to understand. That would be very disturbing, and that test is not pointless. You need to have that.

There's a reason why you test an eighty two year old president to see if he has any kind of prostate trouble. Because if you catch prostate cancer early, you're okay. But if it spreads to the lymph nodes and then to the bone, you know, it's curtains. Man, it's curtains. And then when when when When cancer like this is as aggressive as it is as it is with Biden, the chance of living is like the chance of living five years is less than forty percent. Listen to me

right now. I don't think this guy makes it the Halloween. And I'm not saying that to be funny at all. It's just it sucks. You know, where men aren't superman. We think we are, but we're not. And the older we get, we got to come to grips with that. We gotta take those tests, see those doctors, get the finger in the ass, get the scrope down your throat, whatever it is. We gotta do it. Because you want to live eighty ninety years old. Maybe we want to

live longer to see our grandkids. You know, I don't want to split. I want to live twenty more years. I don't think I will but I want to when you got something to live for, whether it's your kids or a girl. Well, fuck, I don't want to die, and a president surely doesn't want to die. And yet here we are, and I'm sad for him. Speaking Superman, have you seen the commercials for the Superman movie? Let

me tell you something right now. I wasn't in the room when they picked this guy to play Superman, David korn Sweat. First of all, Superman should not be played by a guy whose name is David korn Sweat. That right away. His name disqualifies him. He should have picked a different name when he came into the business. It should have been David korn Sweat. Maybe David Korn, I don't know, David Sweat, eh, but not Chord Sweat. It's stupid. But more than that, did you look at his face.

I'm not saying the old block and white Superman was the kind of man or woman would want to have sex with. But I bet a lot of women master better to him in the fifties. I guarantee you they did up, up and away fast under this beating bullet, more powerful little locomotive. Look up in this it's a bird as it play. No, it's David Koran Sweat, who looks like my ass in two parts. He's not handsome. He's not handsome enough to play Superman. It's not gonna work.

I know there's all sorts of freaks out there who love Superman movies, and they'll see it because whoever plays listen, he doesn't look good. Henry Cavill was the guy. David korn Sweat is not handsome enough to be Clark kent Let alone Superman. So I predict this movie will bomb. I feel the same way about Oh well, I'm just as worried about the new James Bond. Just talk about

who's the new James Bond. I threw Tom Hardy in the ring, but maybe he's too tough, not quite as tender as he should be during certain times when you're James Bond. But hey, man, we grew up with the guy. James Bond was a guy that kicked ass, took names and got laid and solved impossible things before the world collapsed. That was James Bond. And I loved Roger Moore, I like Pierce Brosden, but to me, Sean Connery was the man.

And now you got these rumors that the new James Bond might be this twenty eight year old kid who you know played opposite Nicole Kidman and Baby Girl. So, what's his name? Dickison? Was Harrison Dickinson something Dickinson, good looking kid, I get it. He had that suavely attitude telling the cold kidman drink the milk, you know, making her do things she necessarily didn't want to do. I like that quality in him. I could maybe see him as James Bond. But halle Berry is still talking about

maybe a woman who could be James Bond. Halle Barry, you're going through menopause. You're talking stupid shit. You're in bed with your man, who, by the way, looks like somebody you would you would walk right by in a bar, and yet he's sharing a bed with you. Halle Berry's picker is so bad. She had a couple of good looking dudes, you know, Gabriel Aubrey, She had some guys that were hot. This guy looks like her uncle. And she's in bed and they're talking about lube and she's

in bed reading a book about menopause. I want to help women through menopause. Please don't do this if you're a sex symbol, we don't want to hear our sex symbols or see us sex symbols talk about hot flashes. Don't do it like Pam. And it has come out and is talking about I only use these four things on my face. And I love the way I look, well, nobody else does. Nobody else likes the way you look. Pam. You're you're you're a naturally beautiful woman. But can you

just pick it up a little bit? Can you pinch your cheeks? I had an ex girlfriend who didn't have a lot of money, but beautiful, and she would go to go see She was living with me in Los Angeles when I first came out of here. She was from New Jersey, Vanessa, and she would like to get high in the morning and take ahead of her joint. And I'd say, don't do that. Your eyes are gonna look glassy. You're so beautiful, you're gonna miss out on jobs. And she convinced me, no, I won't. You'll see, And

she had these little tricks. I'm sure many of you girls know, I'm not trying to make her out to be, you know, some fucking Einstein, but she would pinch her cheeks before the interview to make them reddish. And she had a great look, and you know she got plenty of jobs based on her looks. But I don't know, Halle Berry. We don't need to see you like this. We don't need to see our pinups and the women we held up your magazines with one hand at night, if you know what I mean. We don't want to

hear about Benipauls. We know, we know you go through it. Stop trying to be the woman for all women. I'm gonna be the one that tells all women what it's like to go through menopause. I'm gonna be the woman. I'm gonna take off all my makeup like Pam Anderson and let everybody know this is what we really look like. Don't do it. Don't fucking do it. You're in the beauty of beauty. You're in the business of beauty and glamour.

Have you forgotten. I know Pam's on a farm out in Canada, but still, I mean, don't get me wrong, if I ran into Pam and some fucking little Canadian town, I grab her in a second. But now you've got Tommy Lee, who's broken up with Brittany Ferland, who got her tits done gigantic size, she got a nose job too small, She got trapped with I want to be Hollywood such and such, and now she's on podcast or they talk to girls who fuck all these NBA stars.

It's gross, it's gross. I know Tommy Lee doesn't like that. But Tommy Lee fell off the wagon and his drinking became such a problem that Brittany decided, I'm gonna start talking to guys online. And she thought she was talking to the lead singer of some group. She wasn't. She got catfished. She admitted to it. It doesn't matter, but we don't want to see our beautiful girls go this route. Please stop it. And Margaret didn't do this shit. You know,

the big beauties of my day just stayed beautiful. Or when they didn't feel their best, they didn't start trying to tell you about Hey, sometimes when I sneeze, I pee and I use poise. We don't want to hear that hamorrhoids. Well, preparation inch is good because I put it in my asshole before. Because check the title preparation age. That means prepare for the hemper. I don't want to hear you talk this way. It's one thing for fat old whoopy Goldberg to talk about piston and pants when

she laughs or sneezes. My mother used to do the trifecta fart, sneeze, and cough at the same time. No one knew how she did it. It was remarkable. And I know this happens to women, it happens to men. Look, I'm sixty three. In a few days. I fart when I stand up in pee. Now that's the sign of an old man. Like when I go to pee, I fart. That never happened to me when I was younger. These are the signs of getting older. But I'm not gonna broke well. I just broadcasted it, but I'm not gonna

do a commercial about it. Keep it to yourself. Can you please just stay beautiful. I don't want to hear Michelle five for talking about well, you know, I have this discoloration of my skin by my vagina. I don't want to hear it. Stay hot, stay beautiful, Make us always dream of you. God. Damn, I was awoken last night.

I want to say three forty five am. TUTSI was with me, you know, I opened my eyes to see Tutsy staring at me, staring at me, obviously intently, letting me know that she needed something from her human companion, and she needed it right then and there. She wasn't barking or whining. She just was staring at me until it woke up. She didn't even scratch me. She waited, and as soon as I felt is somebody looking at me, and my eyes popped open. She came to life, and

I know she meant she had to go outside. Was still dark outside, it was three forty five in the morning. But I saw those eyes, those eyes that have made me do things at ungodly hours for nearly five years now. She'll be five years old in a few days. And I knew, I knew, I know that look. That was a look that said, Daddy, I know you're asleep, but duty calls for me, and by duty I mean duty. And you guys have been there, especially all of you

have dogs. They don't care whatsoever what you have planned, how last night was, how you feel, or even what time it is. When they need you, they give you that look, and you have to be an absolute madman to deny the pressing needs of our beautiful best friends. So once she saw me pull on a pair of socks and slippers and gather her leash and begin to literally she just began to spin around and dance like she just won the lottery. You know you've all been there.

She got her point across, and she was so happy about it. But I bring this up because have you ever really looked into their eyes when they need you? Those are their eyes are so deep, those eyes. There's so much that can't be communicated between the two of us, and yet, and yet I understand everything she wants with the way she walks or turns to see if I'm still behind her while we walk down the hallway, and more than anything else, the way those eyes catch me

early in the morning. It's like a version of communication that no other mammals have, Not even a human friend could do this to me. A dog's eyes are nothing if not pure in their liquid of their logging for you to help them. So, of course, no matter what the hell's going on, no matter how fucking tired I am, I get ready to take her outside for a walk. And by the way, I hope you know that when your dog looks at you longingly that's their version of

hugging you. Do you understand that when they stare at you, there hugging you. So how could you ever walk away from that look? If you do, now that you know, don't ever walk away from that look. You know, there's a biological I've done a lot of reading, you know, dog and man man. I love dogs more than people, I swear to God. And there's a biological reason why our dogs feel like family to us. It's not because they're always homing around us. It's not that there's a leak.

There's a deeper leak because they've evolved to common deer. They actually common deer our human brains bonding system, and by doing that, they create strong social connection between us and them and even children under their care. When you look at it to each other's eyes, for example, like when when when a mother is looking into a child's eyes, the babies release a feel good hormone called oxytocin. We

all know what that is. I think we're all aware that sometimes it's called a love hormone, and that helps create strong feelings of bonding and attachment. And there's actually been studies that have shown that dogs elicit the same release of oxytocin in our brains. And that's most strongly felt when your dog and yourself are gazing deeply into each other's eyes, like TUTSI and I did early this morning. They're releasing oxytocin into their own systems when they when

they look at you. Even wolves, even wolves raised by humans, don't don't participate in this eye gazing situation, and and it doesn't cause the same increases in oxytocin when they're interacting with humans. I've read about it. This is strictly what happens between man and dog. That's a funny thing. But dogs are motivated by reward, you know. But they'll stop performing if they're not treated fairly. If you treat your dog like shit, they're not gonna keep coming around

for their reward. They won't. How human is that. It's like if you got a shitty boss, you're not gonna perform as well for them. That's what our dogs are. And I got something else to tell you that'll blow your mind. I don't know if you know this, but I don't know what your favorite smell is, But I can tell you right now your dog's favorite smell is you. Do you believe that your dog's favorite smell is you, and if you have body odor, that's even better for

your dog. They love it even more. I mean TOUTSI will lick me up and down, my head, behind my ears, my chest, my under arms. They love it or she loves it. But what I love about TOTSI the best and just dogs in general, are how their emotions are. Just their emotions are all over their face. Look at your dogs faces. I know their funny faces. I know they have the attitudes and we all know we've seen an Instagram. People have so many different breeds and they

do different things, but their faces are everything. They show their emotions on their face. Even if they're pleading for a treat or just looking into your eyes, you know they want something from you. They can get it from you because they have these human like expressions. They can move their eyebrows up and down, which makes them basically mirror our own expressions. And there were studies I read that found that over many, many years, dogs have evolved

to have a special muscle. Get this, a special muscle that allows them to do this to us. It's a muscle that wolves don't even have. And on top of that, dogs. Facial expressions are not something that happens involuntarily. Dogs deliberately make certain faces as an attempt to talk to us to get what they want. Like I said, could be a treat, could be going on for a pep and duty. It could be Daddy quiet down or whatever it is to somebody outside the door. You know the faces they make,

those faces that didn't come from wolves. Is that amazing? In other words, they got us by the short hairs. Are dogs? So after suiting up and taking Tutsi downstairs for her ungodly late walk, I couldn't help but think of the Todd Runggren song I Saw the Light. Todd Rungren is one of those guys. I don't like all of his songs, but there's three or four that are classic, and you know the lyrics too. I saw the light and I'm looking at to see it. And it was

late last night. I was feeling something wasn't right. There was not another soul inside, only you. So we walked along though I knew that there was something wrong, and a feeling hit me, oh so strong about you. It's beautiful. It could be about a dog. I know it's about a chick. Because he's a rock and roll guy. But then you gaze up at me, and the answer was playing to see because I saw the light in your eyes. That's it looking at your dog's eyes. Man, Forget cats.

I love cats too, but cats ain't shit compared to dogs. You know, if you drop dead in your house right now, just like Gene happened and his wife did, that dog will die by your side. But if your cat is alive while you drop dead, they'll begin to eat you in a few days. That's the difference between dogs and cats. And I love cats too, but they're not the same as dogs. Every time I hear that song, I feel like it's the first time I've ever heard that song. Right,

That Todd Rundgren song give it feel that way. There's a lot of Carol King in that song. Probably was written in the same building, the Brill Building down in New York City. Maybe I don't know, but there's something very similar about Carol King and Todd Rungbren when it comes to that song. I don't know. I don't like

much of the music that's coming out these days. I know, I tell you guys this, I don't think the heart and soul that that performers out there are doing it like they should do it, that they did it generations ago. I will say I love Brune I love the lyrics and that beats to his songs. I think he's a romantic, But I do have a question why we've never seen

him with a chick. What's going on with that? I know he's been linked to some chick named Jessica Caban for like thirteen years, but where is she in the red carpets? Am I missing it? Where is the celebrity profile and in Touch or People magazine as the woman behind the man who makes these great lyrics about love. Listen. I don't care either way, but for a guy who can write such painfully beautiful lyrics toward his love of women, where are the women? I mean a man can write.

A man can't write lyrics like this unless his heart has been shattered to pieces, like he wrote Just the Way You Are, which takes balls because Billy Joel's song I Love You Just the Way You Are is a classic. But when Bruno Mars sings his version, oh her eyes herrahs. First of all, when you begin a song by saying her eyes, her eyes twice you're a genius. Oh her eyes, her eyes make the stars look like they're not shining. I can't even fathom that saying your eyes, your eyes twice,

or her eyes twice. It's beautiful, her hair, her hair again again two times. Her eyes, her eyes, her hair, her hair. Women are already hooked falls perfectly without her trying. She's so beautiful, And I tell her every day. And then the killer line when I see her face, there's not a thing that I would change, because you're amazing

just the way you are. And then he writes, if I was your man, I should have brought you flowers and held your hands, should have gave you all my hours when I had the chance, take you to every party because all you wanted to do was dance. And now my baby's dancing with another man. These are lyrics that will kill you. Where is the woman next to him? Those lyrics? Catch that last lyric, Now my woman's dancing with another man. That catches a lot of men by

the throat. Because we've done made some mistakes, men didn't we We can be assholes at times. I made a mistake with the X, And I don't know if she's dancing with another man. But these are the prices we pay for being a jerk off. I know I'm equating my love for Tutsi's eyes with love songs, but I don't care. It's that kind of show. So as I'm walking back into Aria at that ungodly hour of let's say, four oh two, there are a lot of young people

coming back from their Electric Daisy Dance concerts. Concert was in town. You know, Katy Perry, Tim Allen, the Greatful Dead. It was a big weekend here. I ran into a little young girl buy a pizza next to me in Tucy. She was cute, probably roxy's aged twenty one. I said, are you here for the dance concert? She goes, what you know, the electric dance? He goes, no, my daddy took me to see Katy Perry. I said, oh, was it good. She's like, it was good, but you know,

it's not as good as I thought. I go her dancing is horrible, she says, I know she doesn't dance right anymore. I mean, when twenty year old girls are saying that about Katy Perry, wrap it up. Change things around, Katie. This futuristic bullshit trying to copy Taylor Swift. You know, Taylor Swift's tora was called eras, and then Katy Perry has something about her lifetime. Whatever the fuck her torre is called. It's awful. She lost he body, She doesn't

know what she's doing, She's got a stupid haircut. She went to fucking Space with all the other assholes. Thinks she's special. Her dance move awful or dance waves were awful. The costumes she wore looked like Star Wars rejects. It's not easy out there touring. I mean, tickets to Katy Perry's show with like forty bucks, Beyonce's tickets for like twenty three dollars. It's not the way it used to be. Man,

the public isn't fallen for that shit anymore. So I'm walking back into the area and there's DJs and people are dressed all crazy and funky, and I mean, I'm talking half naked wild. One guy's got boxing gloves around his neck with a laptop. I don't even know what to tell you, crazy shit, ski goggles whatever. So there's a big golden Buddha in the front of Aria that I've never taken a picture in front of it, but

I thought this would be funny. I'll take a selfie of me and Toutsy in front of Buddha because I felt like, not for nothing, I'm almost the same fucking size as this Buddha. Let me take a picture. And as I'm doing it, some guy and his girlfriend walk in and hey, man, you want me to take a picture of you and your dog? I said, yeah, that'd be great. What's your dog's name? He said, Tutsi. He goes, oh, I did Tutsi last night. He said, you did Tutsi. He goes yeah. I go, oh, you mean the pink cocaine.

He say, yeah, man, it's called Tutsi. I said, isn't it called Tootsy t us I. He's yeah, but they pronounced it Tutsi. I'm like, oh, no, Tutsi's name is now a designer drug. I don't like that anyhow. Tutsy's nickname is bops or uh. We call her all different nicknames. We you know, hot dogs have six or seven different names. We call a wooten bobs. But I don't want to have a design A drug is a name that's not who anyhow. But I've been reading about dogs for years

because for four years. Tutsi and I, as you know, were a team, and I remember telling you let your dogs take their time on their walks. It's in those moments that you know you might be infuriated because they're taking so long they can't pete. But in reality, they're doing a lot of thinking. They're doing a lot of planning. Like we know, bigger dogs will lift their legs in pee on a tree or a wall or a fire hydrant, and they do this. This send the message about how

big they are. Right, that's them showing off. Here's how high my piss is. They're showing their strength, their height. They're breathing potential. The higher the pee, the bigger the dog. It's like a dog's version of a dick pic put it that way. But I watched Tutsi when we go out for walks, and I can literally see what she's doing. She's female, she won't squat, she lives her leg too, but she wants to appear bigger and tougher than the big dogs. So like a lot of smaller dogs, maybe

you got one like this. She will hold her leg higher and lean back to the point where she's almost falling down. But I can see bye bye. By doing this, she's sending a message that she pisses higher because of the height of her urine mark. I know it might feel annoying when a dog stop to sniff or pee every few feet while they're trying to get them. You know, we're trying to get them inside, get them back home. And but I always tell you guys, give them more time.

Let them check in on there what I call their not their email, but their pemail. It's very important to them while they go out in their walks. Let them check their pe mail man. Because they can't talk the way we can. They make noises, they bark, they howl, they wine, they growl. But all those things are done in different ways, in different fashions for different reasons. Some of it is to express excitement, happiness to see us,

fear or even anxiety that we're leaving. My last dog, Lily would bark because she had suspicion about people, and frustration about things and anger. But our dogs would whine. And our dogs do wine for many reasons, just like we do. And whenever they do it, it's important to figure out what that message is they're trying to send you. Are they in pain. Are they said, Are they happy

or they excited? Are they just asking for food? Anyway, I just love the fact that I got up and was being stared at with those deep black eyes that instantly reminded me of that Todd Runggren song. And that means in a lot of ways, it's like my church. It's just to me, it's the religious experience. I can explain it. And then around ten o'clock in the morning, her mom came to pick her up, and even though she and I had a great time, I fed us some mozzarella and some sausage off my pizza. She's not

really eating that kind of stuff anymore. Andrew's got to run a really good diet, a very healthy diet. But it's a weird thing, this custody situation between she and I when it comes to Tutsi. We're not fighting about it, there are no arguments about it. It just that nearly five years ago, she gave me that dog as a gift because my other dog literally died in my arms. And for four years it was me and Tutsy doing everything, going everywhere, whether it was good, bad, scary, happy, or crazy.

Tutsi was next to me. We went through everything together. And now some of you have asked me, why don't you travel with Tutsy, Why don't you just have Tutsi. You posted that on Facebook, et cetera, and I'll say it again in case you missed it. The simple reason that I just want her to live a happier life,

because that's how much I love her period. And if a happier life means that she stays in Vegas with Andrea and with her dog mom Gizmo, who's twelve years old and not in the best health, well that just

warms my heart. So as much as I want her in my bed every day to look into those deep black eyes, as much as I would love to have her wake me up at three forty five in the morning, I'd much rather she be happy and sleep next to her mom at the same time, giving Andrea comfort while she watches Tutsi's real dog mom slowly age and unfortunately wait for the inevitable. So that's where my heart lies.

My happiness is not nearly as important as tutsis. So I hope that gave you some insight what this show is about today. I have no idea, but take it for what it is. I gotta go do poking out for eight hours. I'm made. J Benzon. I was your daily on Filtered podcast from me twentieth twenty twenty five. Will talk again tomorrow