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to mention the month as four. So you know, I'm very happy, but there were things I'm pissed off about, and yet there are things I'm still angry about. I know, I just I have this thing about me that I just I don't know. I don't know what it is. That the first emotion I get is anger, and I've learned from the shrinks I've sat down with that now, Aj, your first emotion isn't angry, It's something else that's triggering the anger. Okay, I'm out of therapy for a long time.

Why can't I always figure this out immediately? Is it frustrated? I'm frustrated with a lot of shit. Oh, without a doubt, I'm frustrated with a lot of shit that could be at the beginning, you know, like, get this right, most of you have insurance through your job whatever. I don't have any. So I went to get some, right, So I made a call to Think Blue Cross, Blue Shield. Blah blah blah. Hey, any insurance. Oh, you can't get insurance unless it's during the open enrollment period from November

to January. First, I'm like, you can't get insurance after Janet. What does that mean? Well, it means it has to be a life event or fired from your job or a divorce that took you out of your insurance, you know. And I'm going, well, none of that happened. I just want insurance. I'm older now and I need it. Well, I can't help you. He says. You can try for insurance and be turned down, and then we'll take that letter of denial as part of your life event. Then

we can talk. I'm like, all right, I could, Okay, I'll get turned down in a second. With the amount of money I make is it's I'm going to be turned down for covered California and all this bullshit that doctors hate, and uh, let me go online and apply. So I actually go to Covered California and I write, I only use one of my salaries right from poker, which is way too much to get, you know, a decent rate. But I go, okay, here's what I make. Okay,

you've been accepted. What what with? Who you've been accepted with? Let's just make a first National Health Then your your your your Your deductible is sixty five hundred, your individual is seventy five hundred. It's an HMO. Congratulate. I'm like, wait, wait, I don't want this. Oh and by the way, it's five hundred dollars a month. Okay, I don't want this insurance. I'd like the payment to be lower. I don't like an HMO, you know, And what is this crazy sixty

five hundred? I mean, give me a break. Everybody lies. They don't know what they're saying. You can't get insurance, that's the problem. You've got to be insured during the open enrollment, I said, you kid me, I said, I can get car insurance any day of the week. No, it's different with health insurance, sir. It apparently isn't. And I'm exactly the same place I am. Now, anybody out there who has insurance. Individual. Not for the family, my kids and my wife recovered, It's for me. You know,

what the hell is going on here? Unbelievable even to mention I don't have insurance because I'm older now and things are gonna happen. You know, you gotta get that. You know, you can't be laid up in a hospital and have nothing to pay them, because they'll tell you you're good, you can leave. No, no, no, I don't feel like, hey, no, no, you can go now. We looked at your vitals. You're good to go. I'd rather stay goodbye. Unless your name is Rodriguez or Contreras or

some other god forsaken African name. You're not You're not staying at that hospital. You're gone. Let's face it. I bet the hospitals enough to know who's in there, who's being treated. Come on, let's stop. Can we just all stop, let's all stop. We all know what's going on, you know, with with who's insured. These people who come from over the border, who have nothing, who've suddenly got a Social Security number, they're getting money, they're getting insurance. What. Let

me tell you something, I'm not thinking into it. What happened to us is it's the worst thing to be perpetrated on the American people. I'm not going to call this a holocaust. I'm not going to use that word. That was just completely awful, and I hope we never see that kind of horrifying event again. But what's happening to people here in America because of the influx of

illegal migrants. Don't be afraid to say that word. I mean, you know, if you look at if you look at many places in Europe, many places in Europe are now let's say, let's say Belgium. Belgium is like sixty percent migrant. London has the same kind of number. So many countries are doomed. They've let in too many of the others. And the others now are the majority. I've told you stories about the number one baby name in London's Muhammad. I've told you how many mosques there are. What's going on?

It's happening here in America, all right? You know, AJ, maybe you're making too big a deal. Maybe I am, but maybe I'm the first fucking guy to scream out the British should come into British Call me Paul Revered, because there's a lot of shit happening here. We need to get the fuck on on top of and figure out this isn't insane. No one knows how things work. I mean literally, but really, people don't know how this

country functions. And you're talking that I'm on the phone and you're just as exasperated as I am when you go, Can I talk to the supervisor? And you know that person's in their fucking house, feeding their fat their pet parrot. You know what. You can hear the parrot in the background. They're not gonna help you. They can't call a supervisor. Remember the old days, Yes, Hunt, can I please be to a supervisor? Not mad at you? I just yes, Hold on one second, that's over. There were no more

supervisors to help you. We're on your We're on our own, America. We're on our fucking own. Just get ready. Oh god, that's what gets me pissed off. Listen, I know some people are pissed off about Megan Marco's new company. Oh my god, that she screw up again. This this girl, this woman, what's wrong with her? She put those twenty eight dollar honey, her twenty eight dollars beautiful natural honey.

Remember that that was her big brand. Oh wait till you get Wait till you get her limited edition twenty eight dollars Wildflower Honey with honeycomb. Also, you can get a twelve dollars Herbal Tea with hybiscuits and peppermint and lemon ginger, which, by the way, I would love. Fourteen dollar crepe mix. No one's making crepes. That's no one's making crapes. This is why they don't have their head to the ground. Families are not making crepes and they're

not gonna go back to it. Stop it. And of course these fifteen dollar flower sprinkles that so many idiots are going wild for, well, apparently a lot of people ordered these things from Megan Megan Meigan Markle. It's been less than an hour after the website opened. They're out of stock. They're out of stock. They're calling it an overwhelming demand, and frankly, what do I know. People are so into this lifestyle and the royals, and there are

plenty of people still into her. I'm not stupid, but yeah, that shit is gone. And those people got an email saying sorry, the products were already sold out when you placed your order, and they're gonna get full refunds, it said, another as ever item of their choice because they were inconvenienced. Yeah, and Megan, I mean supposedly. She wrote this in her words, dear friend, my goodness, what a whirl win this week has been. Thank you so much for the support. Really

means so much to me. I'm so sorry to hear about what happened with your order, like she just heard, like what the people in the factory yelled out, Andy, Megan, we're out of honey? She was so these people does anybody proofread this shit? So sorry? Here? Oh, what's wrong with pal? Shut it down, Mike, there's no more honey on the line. Well we gotta tell Megan. Somebody run up and tell Megan. I I'm sorry to bother you, miss Markle. What is it now? What is it? Well,

the honey, there's no more honey. We didn't make enough, what she heard, Sorry to hear what happened, and that is due to over selling. We're not able to get you the limited edition honey. Please know the team worked very hard in every department and felt just as sad when we learned what had happened. Could you imagine all these guys sitting around, said These people can't wait to leave their fucking job because they worked for a lunatic. Imagine them sitting around being said, do these bees know

that they're producing limited edition honey? Can somebody tell me that a lot of people call this opening a fraud launch because there was no product on site. I don't know how she can still be so bad at this. She just keeps on messing up. He keeps on failing. And by the way, whenever you hear inventory issues, that's a code. That's code for Look, there are only so many jars for sale at the Dollar Tree, and you

know that was bound to happen. I mean, come on, you saw her putting pretzels from a trade of Joe's bag into a zip lock baggy and then making a little note on a piece of old fucking paper with string to make it look organic. This girl's a complete fraud and yet people are still online buying this shit and upset it wasn't available. What's wrong with you all? You know, listen, I can't we know how Megan rolls. This is how she rolls. So this is gonna happen

many more times with several different things she does. Who knows what the next thing she'll sell. Who the hell knows Harry's plugs. I don't know. I'm done with it. John Claude van Dam haven't talked about him. I'm actually I don't think I've ever brought him up more than twice in the last seven and a half years. John Claude van Dam, He's now been accused of having sex with a bunch of different Romanian women that apparently he

knew were being trafficked. Let me tell you something about Romanian. By the way, you know, Romanian is one of the love languages. Right, whenever someone says, let me this seven love languages, Romanian is one. People go, you know, right to Italian, Latin, Spanish, Portuguese, et cetera, French, But don't don't,

don't skip on Romanian. That's a love language. I had the best woman who did my facials, nick Oh was Nicolet the best, an older Romanian woman who you know, lived in Romania almost her whole life, and she ended up living in the valley and I somehow found her. I figured how, and I was getting facials fuck every two weeks when I was on TV. This woman would use the most organic lotions and potions and oils, and she would show me. She would put them on her mouth.

She'd make me taste them to say, nothing on your face is not organic. This is all. And let me tell you when I was getting facials from her, when I would sit up after she did the extraction with the hot air on your face, so the steam and then I mean so many different it was it like an hour and change. I would sit up and I swear to god, I looked at least ten years younger. And I was dating car at the time, who was friends with multiple big time models, and I told her

what this woman's about. When Cara came to La, she got the facial She's like, oh my god, this this no one who, no one does this. She connected Nailomi Campbell, Cindy Kraft, and Stephanie Simo, every big shot and a matter of fact, when I was with when I was running around the city in like the mid to late nineties, I was talking to Heidi Klumb, who I gotta think. I gotta let me tell you something. Heidi Klumb is never gonna go bad. This woman is. This woman has

been hot for thirty years. She loves her body, her body looks great, her her taste in men is awful. When I was hanging out with her, she was dating his hair stylist. What's his name, Pepe some stupid name, Pepe Pierre or whatever the fuck. He looked like an asshole, big mustache that extended past his cheeks, Like, who's this salvatow? Dolly, what are you doing with this guy? She looked horrible,

but he was a big hairdresser. So a lot of these models who were so gorgeous latch onto people because they just insecure. And I would flirt with Hettie like crazy, and I would say it went wait to your mind, this kind of shit, and she'd giggle. And then one day she actually said, your skin looks so good. And I said, that's my facialist. And I gave her Nicolette Nicoletta's number, Nicoletta, not Nicolette Nicoletta, and I said, Nicoletta, can you please accept this. She's a big time model.

You know she's going to bring more model And I made Nicoletta so much money because she didn't have had this kind of clientele. When Heidi Klume went her, she flipped out, and every model she knew began to go. It got to the point where one day I was doing a show about a week later and I desperately needed a facial and I called Nicoletta. I'm sorry, age, I'm so booked there, I said, is it is Heidi Klum in your book? Did well? Heidie is due? And she mentioned, like in four days. I said, cal Colla,

she's canceling. I got more. I got my days more And I called, you got to cancel well, I said, I got something going on. She canceled. Nice girl, and then got her appointment later in the week or month whatever. But yeah, Nickoletta was remaining and she was great. And I'll tell you something about these there's remaining women. When you're sitting down or laying down and your calm, and you got the steam on your face, and she's already done the extracting, and now you're just talking and she's

put motions and potions on your face. It's a little sexual, it is. And there's nothing that was sexy about Nicoleta. There's nothing about her I wanted. But I'll tell you right now those you know, those hands on your face and the hushed tones and the beautiful smells, Oh my good, let me tell you it's sexy, it really is, and it brought me back to I made a little independent movie when I was in New York City before I

left to come to LA called Brokers. It was about a bunch of real estate guys and I can't even remember. I played a dornman. No big deal, you know. We stayed outside this nightclub in the village for like three hours. It was freezing out. Me and my buddy Alex Lastki. We played dormant and I was the tough doorman who doesn't want to hear any shit. Alex had the list, you know. And I looked at this girl who was

on the set every night. She was so beautiful, Romanian model Andreaya and a last name I believe Rata Toyo, Rada Toyo, not like the movie Ratatui. I think it was Rata Toyo. Oh my god, was she gorgeous. And she was one of those models that wasn't doing runways but doing catalog work because she wasn't tall enough, but in an insane body, a gorgeous face, and her and I began to hang out and date a little bit here and there. I took her to eat and she would tell me about her time in Romania and her

family had to escape. They dictated child Chesscou and I'm like, oh my, I had no idea this kind of like tell me more. And she's saying, you know when in our town, in our city, you know, once chou Chescuo took over, there was no I said, like, what was the big things that changed? Like there was no more coca cola allowed, So her family would buy one coke and hang the can upside down and wait till every drop dripped out because there could be another sip in

that can. Like everything they did, turn the ball bottle of water over, like let's get every last sip. When she went to the dentist, she told me, because Chuck Chescu took over, no more novacane. You just got to deal with the pain. Could you imagine? Why would a fucking person do that to people? You know, got to ingratiate yourself, but do you have to make everybody in misery no more, no more medicine, take your filling, get your root Canalon's gonna do it, you know, unbelievable. I'll

never forget her. And Rada toyou beautiful. The stupid little movie called brokers. Nothing ever happened. But one of the guys in it MA was We call him Was. His last name was Wasserman. I want to have him on the show. Was was one of the best dorn men in the history of New York City at every hot nightclub, looking cold dressed, sharp suits, mink coats. He played the part. Also a hell of an actor, and he met so many people on those lines, you know, manning nightclubs, one

of whom was Oliver Stone. I mean, you name it. Every director who came to New York with a movie and was going to go out for a night, he met them. Was and Was was one of those guys who got in their movies. He's in a ton of movies. I'm very proud of him. He's got a big role in The Wrestler with Mickey Rourke. I mean they was. You know, there are different areas ticket into showbiz, and wash took an approach that not many people do. But Phil good about him. He's got stories for decades. I'm

gonna get him on the show. Wass is a great dude. You'd love to hear his stories. But yeah, this chick escaped Chilchescu and her family they left and came to America, and uh, the one thing you take girls like this out to eat, like I'm and I had a girlfriend for a minute who and I was really into this chick. But went out to eat and she was rude to the waiter, you know, like rude. And she mentioned something about she didn't want parsley on her plate, like, all right,

put a brush it to the side. Who gives it? No one wants parsley, It's just part of the thing. No, she didn't want to slice the lemon or the parsley on top of her fish. Get it out and remove this. And I'm so ashamed, Like, oh my god, I'm so sorry this girl's talking this way. I took Andrea out Horney, but actually she was called Andrea. She ate the fucking parsley. She sucked on the lemon. I mean, it's all. It's like when I went to Cuba and I took the

girl Yoandra Latchina to the movies. We didn't leave when the movie ended. No, just because the movie ends doesn't mean there's nothing to watch anymore. The Cuban in her, who has denied content this is twenty something years ago, watched every single name come up on the movie screen. We watched that horrible movie that what's that chick's name? That that crazy bitch byork Byorke made a movie back in I don't know ninety nine or two thousand. It

was it part of the Havana Film Festival. And this chick, Lachina, waited for every single word to leave the screen, the lights to come up, and then we could leave because they're just not used to getting things, so when they get them, they want all of it. I'll tell you something right now, if you ever have the chance to date somebody from that type of world, you should do it because it really shows you such a difference of the women. And I'm not blaming the women in America.

There's so much offered to us, you can't blame them. But whenever I see bitches on Instagram talking about and it's always well, I shouldn't say it's always black. There are white girls who say the stupidest shit. But I love these videos of black women going, yeah, if he gonna take me out, well, he knows he gotta get me money on an uber to meet him. He knows I gotta get money to get home. He knows I got two sons at home, so whatever we eat, and I need to go bed to feed my sons. I mean,

women are fucking insane. What did it happened to just the days? I want to take you to dinner. Oh that's fantastic. No, feed my sons. Get me to you, get me back to my house. I'm out of the game for a long time. Do you pay for the girl's uber? I don't even know, Like, I have no problem doing that. Okay, I'll actually I would do that. I'd make sure she got home. I'd say, call me me you get home. I was always that way thirty years ago. Let me know when you get home, call me,

text me whatever it is. That's why I think guys like Cold he got screwed because he didn't do that simple thing. You know, after the girl you bend over this girl at the hotel in Colorado. You kob me, fucking Brian, She's gonna tell a story, bro. So you you send her flowers, you walk her to the car. Better yet, you get a car and driver yourself. You do everything you can keep her in good graces. But no, these guys, you know, yeah, you can get then I'll

talk to them. The next day, I'm so off course with you. I'm so of course I apologize. I'm one of I'm in one of those fucking moods. It's twenty four minutes into the show. I'm crazy. I'm sorry because I was. I dozed off earlier, and Rosalie says, hey, j did you hear Jack? I said, no, what happened? Jack was calling you. He wants to watch the NCAA Championship with you. And Jack hasn't been downstairs to do that since I've been here. And I'm like, you're kidding me.

What the fuck you didn't tell me? Well, you must have been asleep, doesn't matter. You're gonna wake me up for shit like that. So I'm like, let me do the show real quick and then I'll watch the game with Jack. You know, it's just you gotta be there for the moments to count, right Anyhow, John Claude van Dam big trouble. There's reports that have surfaced that you know it was. He's like sixty four or sixty five years old now, and apparently he engaged in some sexual

relations with five different women. They say are traffick by a criminal group believed to be led by a Romanian businessman and model agency owner Moral Balalaya. Never heard of him. I know the last name is Hulk Hogan's last name Terry Bullao. I don't know who Moral is. But these chicks were presented to Van dam as a quote unquote gift. This happened at the con Film Festival, at an event

he organized. Not really sure what he year it happened, but one of the women's attorney says, look, these girls who are in a state of vulnerability, they were suspicious that they were being exploited. Blah blah blah. And there's all these articles and criminal codes of this part of the world. I'm not going to bore you with, but look, John Claude van dam is, you know, sitting around with five Romanian girls who were pimped out and there's photos

of it. And when those things happened, the star is, you know, like, we understand you're gonna have sex at time, but it's part of the deal. Don't worry about it. You can do that with these women. And he did. And this took place in France, and the High Court of Cassation in France never heard of it. Is now authorizing the initiation of criminal proceedings. Wow, Jean Claude van Dam.

I saw a video the other day on Instagram of him, Dov lung Win, Arnold Swansonega, Jason Statum, and Sylvester salone on stage in some country. Maybe it was Can I don't even know, you know, being applauded because of their their their status as great actors in their own field. I mean, yeah, Van Dam. There's that commercial of him. Man, he's seen that commercial where it opens up on him but his hands like in a very prayer type pose,

and he's on a you can see a highway. He pulls back to show he has each leg on two different trucks that are driving like a foot apart. And you see this vast highway behind him as these trucks are moving, and little by little of the truck separate, little by little one as they do. Jean Claude van Dam is doing a split with his hands pressed together in the I don't know Buddhist tradition, whatever the hell. And this guy does a split now, I mean, it's

not fake. God forbid, there's something in the row. One of the trucks has to swerve. He's dead, But no, he's doing this but he's he's remarkable in terms of his ability, athleticism, et cetera. I loved one of the movies he made where he played himself and it was like he was a hostage situation. He was the hostage. It's a really interesting look up on Google. John Claude Van Dan movie where he's the hostage. It's really good. He pokes fun on himself and it's a it's it's

a great, a fun little movie. It really is. But yeah, I uh, listen, I know how these things go. I mean, I know a guy back in the day who used to travel to uh Singapore for business, and and this guy had a lot of money, and they would they whoever they were. People out there would offering models after their business meetings as a nice gesture. You know. What happens in the Asian culture too. A man is given women after the meeting as a show of hey, enjoy yourself,

you know. And Romania is one of the poorest countries in Europe and also one of the most corrupts. So yeah, shit like that's gonna happen. A lot of women are forced into that line of work and their families are threatened with violence if they don't play along. It's awful. It's awful. Now this could be a shakedown from the Romanian government against Jean Claud van Dam. I wouldn't be

surprised that that's it. But what some people don't understand is, you know, some are charming as a way to lure someone into private, depraved or intimidating behavior, and then then when it comes to consent, Oh that's a whole different story. But that dynamic can really change into it being a hostage situation. I don't care if it began as a date or whatever. The hell. It's all like, it's very dangerous. You gotta be careful who people put you with in

terms of women, especially in a different country. You know, it's just you gotta be careful. I don't even know where I'm going with this, but I know what I mean. You gotta be careful when you're overseas and a girl is presented to you don't know all the rules. You have to figure it out. Even if you're a big star like van dam you know you gotta figure it out. There was a lot of crazy shit goes on Van dam is. He's one of those guys that there's so

many stories about this guy. I heard a funny story. You know, John wu the producer. He was directing one of John Cloyd Van Dam's movies. I think a hard target was the movie, right, And every morning John Cloud would ask the wardrobe people for two pairs of socks. All right, it's not a big ask, but at the end of the shoot day, this woman in wardrobe would

only get one pair of socks back. And finally, on the last day, when the movie wrapped, the stylists got all the costumes back and in the crotch area inside the pants were a pair of socks. And that's when she realized Jean Claude was patting himself down there. Well, you know what am I gonna say? Am I gonna get mad at this guy for doing that number one Action star for a while one I'll have some fun,

you know what I mean. Lastly, let me just say this, and tomorrow we're gonna talk about the ending of White Lotus. And if you haven't seen it, do not listen to tomorrow's show because there will be spoilers. There needs to be spoilers, because shit really went wrong. It spen eight weeks eight sundays watching this show and I gotta I gotta complain about some shit that's tomorrow. But lastly, Jessica Alba. I mean, this Jessica album was such a beautiful sexy

you know, we all wanted her, we all. I mean, I remember when when I was writing the screenplays with my buddy and there was one particular script called Pushing Daisy. That were like, who can we write this for? We got the Maximum Hottest Maxim one hundred girls you know magazine. I mean, look at these young actresses up and coming, and go, can I write in her voice? Can I write a movie in this? We really did that. I thought it was great. My buddy was not in favor.

I said, no, this is good. Let's let's approach a movie script like this, and we fell upon Jamie Presley and I wrote, we wrote in her voice. It was perfect. Pushing Daisy was in Jamie Presley's voice as this chick from down South in America. It was like a gum popping, smart, aalogy sexy chick. And she didn't take any guff from her boyfriend, who was kind of dumb. And then a few years later, my name is Earl comes out and guess what character Jamie Presley is playing to a t

exactly who we wrote. That can happen sometimes anyway. We also looked at Jessica album. She was everywhere. This shit's gonna be great to write for because she's gonna be in movies left and right. So we can I can change the cadence of talk. I can make it different to cater to Jessica rather than Jamie. So I was always good like that when it came to conversation. I'm I'm good at you know, the verbal stuff, the conversation, the dialogue. So there's Jessica Albert the other day showing

off her body. It's all tone now, she says, they say, we're in a little black bikini. She's on vacation with her kids. This is two months after she followed for divorce from her husband, Cash Warren, who wasn't much to begin with, but okay, she married him seventeen years ago, and she fell out of a lot of men's fantasies. She got a daughter at sixteen years old, another kid at thirteen, and a son at seven. I mean, you know,

she's been a mom for a long time. In one of the pictures you see her, you know she's in a two piece and the waves are coming crashing over onto the shore. In another very well planned photo, she's shown off half of the back of her body and she's holding hands with the youngest child. You know it's all everything's so choreographed, she's She took a picture and posted a meme that says, due to personal reget this.

She posted this, due to personal reasons, I will be shining bright like a fucking diamond, unapologetically for the foreseeable future. I don't know what her ex Cash did, but can someone tell me? Do you know women who'd act this way? I don't understand this. Let me get back at this mother. Let me show him what he's missing. You know you didn't show him what you had for years. You decided to become a mogul in the I don't know what's

at home, furnishings, whatever the hell business she has. You disappeared. You stop being hot, Jessica Alba, you gave it all up for money. So if your husband, Cash Warren, after seventy eighteen years, was like I wrung that dry, there's nothing else to do. Because I'm looking at the pictures of Jessica Alba, do yourself as a favorite. Look at pictures of her, not old pictures, because then she's so adorable and so sexy. I want to bite my hand off.

Look at her now? Where did her tits go? Where has all the stuff that made Jessica Alba such a sex symbol disappeared? To she was? It's a ball aching beauty now she looks like a preoperative male to female trends. She left her husband? Why did she leave her chest? Someone telling me I've been telling you guys, there's a war going on, and more and more women are getting rid of the very attributes that made them insanely attractive for us to begin with. But they don't need us anymore.

They don't need men. You see them work in their own cars, They go into the hood and put they put fucking anti freeze in their oil. They need us, But every video is we don't need men. We don't even need that. We don't need then we just go collect sperm someplace and have the baby on her own. Here's the truth of the matter. Because I don't approve of the photos she sent out, well, the ones that paparazzi ran with. She's a middle aged mom, she's got

three kids, she's the voice. She's wearing little bikinis, and you know, look, twenty five years ago she was a knockout. Now, as is often the case in Hollywood, she is a pencil thin, over the hill actress who doesn't care to be sexy anymore. I'm sorry it this offends any women, but if I was newly single, I'd be wondering what went wrong with the marriage, What went wrong with my husband? Do I know what it is? Or am I just being ignorant toward it? Do I not want to hear

what he said? But I wouldn't be walking around these elite, expensive beaches with my kids, posting photos on social media saying I'm ready for another bad relationship and having another trifecta of kids. Come and get it now. Calm the fuck down, Jessica Alba, you used to be hot shit. Remember when we were kids. We told people, you think you're hot shit on a shingle, but you're really cold diarrhea on a stick. That's what we said in West Ice. Maybe you didn't say that, but that's what I want

to say to Jessica Alba. Can you go back to being the hot girl? Can? Can women paym innocent slap on makeup again. Can we stop this shit? Where the dream is over? Guys, we're not hot, We're not pretty. Go deal with porn stars on red Tube or only fans or porn hub. We're out of this, all right, you're out. Thanks for telling us. Well, I'll go search someplace else. But it was it was nice when they were around. You know, it was nice when Jessica album

was hot. Go look at the girls in the nineties, look at the magazines from the nineties, and tell me we didn't have it. All girls looked hot, they were proud to be hot, and they worred around like a badge of honor. Now it's like, get this hotness off of me. Ew it attracts men. That's the last thing I want to know. It's what you fucking need. You need a man to love you. You need a man to love the way you look and let you know every goddamn day.

I've been with too many women to not know that the first thing they do and then come out of the bathroom with their makeup on, is ask you how they look. Men don't say that to women. Women say to their husbands and their boyfriends. How do I look look great, baby, you look fucking your knockout. Then they're ready for the day you want a man in your life. Stop the horse shit. I gotta go. I'm ready to kill somebody. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Can't take these fucking