Hot For Teacher

good day. Uh. Came home from work early today. There was some problems in the recording room with some wires. Who knows. We got out about an hour and a half early. Came home thinking I'd be uh watching the war, but Trump gave him two more weeks before I send you back to the Stone Age. I know the Stone Age very well. Yeah. I mean it's sad, you know, the whole thing. People innocent women and children making a chain around these nuclear plants and I don't know what

the fuck out It's just this is so gross. But I'm not one of those people who's gonna sit back and go we can't do this. Let's just stop. Let them stay with what they have. They're not gonna bother us. Now. You gotta put your foot on their necks and bast their heads open. I'm sorry, you can't. Just when they're saying death to America for forty seven years and doing all they count to kill our soldiers, et cetera, and fucking around with the whole Middle East, I'm sorry, killing

their own people. You know, this is why I want the Trump. At the beginning, I didn't like the way the world was with respect to how they treated their people in different countries and then threatening us. It was getting to be ridiculous. We were being kicked around like the redheaded stepchild. Trump shows up, fuck you when we're America. You don't do that does anymore? And he's making that known. I love it. I love it, but you know me anyhow, get to more about in the second. It's not a

political show. Don't worry. I do want to say. Rosalie puts out a group text to me Joey and his wife Juliett this morning and she's dad fell you know, she's downstairs on the couch, probably fall asleep by eight thirty nine because she gets tired, She'll ask me what movie should be watching. I'll said, try this movie. You know, if she worked that day, then by the time eight thirty nine o'clock she's done, she'll fall asleep. The mouth's open catching flies. AJ must have fall asleep. How'd that

movie end? How to end? You don't even know what started? Anyhow, Hey, guys, dad fell last night. Blah blah bah. You know, she's doing the whole thing. And apparently he was. He was calling her name for an hour. She didn't hear it. That's why when I was there, you know, I could hear it. I was like very sensitive to even though it was two floors above me. I was sensitive to loud noises when I was sleep and I slept light anyhow, So so she goes he touched, he grabbed his life

alert button, impressed it, and I didn't know. And I'm knocked on the door and there's like four men coming in, you know, paramedics to help that. I'm like, wet's Oh, your husband fell, And they said to why don't you hit the life but an hour ago, Oh I forgot because it's a new thing. And they got him up, up, up, and you know, the guys loved Rosalie and they were looking at pictures. They saw me and Stallone and Jackie in one picture. Who knows Stalone? Are you family? Oh

that's my brother and my son. My brother was in the movie. But really nice guys. And I'm probably Rose who didn't feed them cook for them. But she says, you know, I think I'm going to give you a father a whistle now, so i'll hear the whistle if you blow. I said, sure, give him a whistle. Put his umpire's big padded chest protector on him so if he falls forward, he won't care. Matter of fact. Put his umpire's face mask on right so he can't shatter his face like the last time. And he got a

bunch of stitches on his nose and forehead. Even put shin guards on him, so don't bump his legs into the dresser when he goes to the bathroom, and he put him in. Dad put baseball on, and I'll think he's out there calling a game. But this is what you do when things are bleak and times are bad. We have to make each other laugh or else, you know, it's just too sad. And I said, this reminds you of Daddy. When my father was dying, I would see

him every day after college and I drive. The hospital was fifteen and ten minutes away from where I went to school, and I would come in clean him up. You know. His skin was always dry and flaky and peeling. It was awful. And after months in the hospital, I said, let me because they let him smoke. They let him smoke in bed. This is nineteen eighty five. It was a different world. Even guys smoked in the waiting room.

I was with so many gay men because my father was on the aids floor because his skin was it was the cancer was very noticeable on the skin level. Epidemas, yeah, holes, sores. It was just awful. So I was with a lot of gay guys and they all looked, you know, so sad. Some of them had to sunk it in, look like they had age too, you could tell. But before you win my father's room, you have to put gloves on. It was all that. I didn't put gloves on. Fuck that. So I walk in one day, I said, let me

give that a treat. It's been years, I've been months. I put a little doers scotch into a little medicine bottle, like to give him a shot a scotch. What the hell the little pleasures in life? You know? He loved his scotch. So I go, Dad, here, try this. What's this? I said, just drink it. He drinks it. You should have it. Looked like he put a red hot poker up his ass. He's like that, what is that? I said, that's it's doers, it's scotch. No, no, no, he couldn't.

He's like he was breathing fire. No more, never again. Oh my god, I said, you drank that every day? No, no, no, that's done. That's over. I'm thinking about that because Jack is telling Roselick he was in the hospital for about five days a few weeks ago, and he comes home. You know what, that U hospital food wasn't dead. I liked it, like as if telling her because he'll tell

it ro I couldn't eat your food last night. It was cold, she said, because you let it still in this on the dress for an hour and a half. Of course it's cold. Well I didn't like it anyhow, very like I didn't like to. So she makes every Easter, Rosie makes a big pie we call pizza Ustica it's very Italian. It's a baked pie. Inside the pie is sausage with fenel, chunks of ham, chunks of salami, muzzadel grated cheese. It's a very Italian thing for Easter. He said,

I don't think I like your pizza Ustica. He's been eating it sixty years every Easter. Now, he tells her, so she has to laugh, because we all know it's craziness. Oh God, when the in comes. Some people it's just it's what are you gonna do? Guys? You gotta make yourself laugh or else life can be so overwhelmingly said and trying that some people may think it's callous, but now it's not. You know, I laugh at funerals, not not because I think it's funny, because I gotta stop

myself from being overly emotional. You know, my thank God, my buddies, Jagavino, Kenny Wood, Mike Gallagher, Tony Box, they're all the same. So when we went and Chico. Of course, when my father died, you know, my cousin Raymond, who was a big, long haired guy, went to Vietnam, came back and really became like one of those long haired, long beard dudes. You know what I mean. He was in music. He was just Raymond was wild. And he's

at the funeral. My friends don't really see him. They don't know him because he was like fifteen years older than me. So it's a very solemn moment. Somebody's about to talk a preacher, a priest. We don't know. My father was more than an agnostic. He didn't believe in God alved either way priests about that. Mike Gallagher turns to being really clout and goes, he points to my cousin Raymond. He goes, it's good that Seezy Top came to your father's wedding. I mean, how do you not laugh?

The four of us broke apart like it's just too funny? Thank God. But like I said, I came home from work today to watch the war on TV, as bad as that sounds, and I find out Trump gave him two more weeks and that's it, and that's it, and people are losing their minds. The celebrities are screaming. Pod Malakshmi, who I think is so fucking beautiful, the model who does all the cooking shows. You've seen her. She's Indian of Indian descent. And she's like, you know, and I

talked to her online, but I can't anymore. I know that she's liberal. She took a picture with the Nero and Al Sharpton on No Kings Day in New York. I know, I know, but I enjoy saying hello to her here and there. Whatever. Can't do it anymore. She's like this, Trump has got to go. He's no good. The guy was adjudicated in court. He's a rapist and a fella who's guilty on thirty four counts. He's crazy. He's got to go. First of all, don't say he's

a rapist. That's not the charge, and you're gonna get sued and Trump will go after you. And I hate the guilty thirty four counts. A means thirty four different itemized things on a fire. It's so stupid. You didn't go out there and hold the gun to someone set thirty four different times in rob convenience stores. It was a notation. It was an itemized notation in a bank book. Whatever the fuck. Either way, they don't have my algorithm,

because my algorithm. On Instagram, I see so many men and women in Iran making videos begging Trump to keep bombing these people, many of them have been fighting for their lives for decades, some of them. And as sad as it is the sound of bombs and missiles and rockets and drones, they're common. They're as common as a police siren in Shitsville. I mean, I hate to say it. I'm not saying it's good to live that way, but it's so part of their culture, even if America's not around.

I RAN's throwing bombs left the right, Israel's hitting namb They're hitting Katar. It's bananas, you know. And I hear Tucker Carlson saying such stupid shit. Trump's gonna use nuclear weapons. Trump's gonna use nuclear weapons. And Iran and Kamala Harris is saying things on that order. They're just full of shit. He's not gonna do that. I wish, you know, you want to get them really upset and Iran, take Tucker Carlson's crazy laugh, record it and put it on a loop.

Take that and then get Kamala's cackle, that stupid fucking cackle. Lay them on top of each other on a long loop. Let that play twenty four hours. Just drop them down with parachutes all over Iran. Let them hear this shit. They can't shut them off, they have to shoot them. That'd be cruel and unusual. Puny do you need a convention? Would probably say that you can't do that, not those two.

But you don't need a doctorate in a political science or military history to understand that Iran a fucking bastards. They'll stop it and they won't stop at anything until they achieve nuclear capability. And it means you know that they want to be able to deliver it far and wide, and we know that they've been very open about saying. And Trump's the first guy with balls to not be afraid like the others were, to say, fuck you, you're

not having it. Ever, you know, it's hard to hear that because you go, who are we to tell a country they can't get nugad? But yet we can because we're the toughest people on the block. And I said this when Trump entered, I want a tough guy. I want our enemies on their heels. And that's where we have all of them. And that's great. And these pussies

in Hollywood don't get it. They've never had a fight, they've never faced off to somebody they swallow their pride, tuck their tail and their assholes and walked the other way. They're all pussies. Outside of maybe five percent of them are tough guys, well people don't take shit. The rest of them are just rollovers. But Tucker and the Canvas owns the things they're saying for clicks, likes and subscriptions. It's they're just going bananas. Mike was on top of

this months and months ago. They're rooting for Iran, and the reason is they despise Israel. And I don't want to be one of those voices who brings up Israel. Everything is Israel. JD. Jeffrey upstated it was an Israel massad. I can't stand out every story folds into Israel. I can't. Although I will tell you my father I probably said this many times. My father always said, if this world comes to an end, it's going to be Israel has something to do with it. Hey, I just you know,

obviously there are ally people hate them. They've been kicked out of how many hundred countries? Their history, you know, we know their history. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, it just is what it is kicked out of one hundred and nine countries, not the number. I don't know. I get along with Jews, fuck I saw. I won't be one of those voices who make it seem like it's all about Israel. I can't. It's all about America right now. Trump's not doing this for Israel. Death to

America is set as often as death to Israel. We're the great Satan dead a little Satan. So he's doing something about it. Stand behind him. Thank god the Tuckers and Canvases weren't in charge in World War Two. We'd be speaking German and Japanese. By now, we'd be speaking German, eating fucking sushi. Let's move over to America and let's get into this Nancy Guthrie story. It's still out there. It's kind of like, what are we still doing about this? Well?

TMZ had once again got two more ransom notes the other day, and these notes from this person say we know where Nancy Guthrie's body is and who's responsible for the kidnapping. There were two notes sent for the same mystery person who started about two months ago, who just demanded one bitcoin, which is like seventy grand give me a big cain I'll give you the information related to

Savannah's mother's disappearance. Worry first. So Harvey got another letter today, same person with an email, I know where her body is and who the kidnapper is. Give me half a bitcoin and I'll tell you. So now he's coming down to half a bitcoin thirty five grand and change. And the note also did say she is dead. I mean, I'm not surprised a woman of that age, without medication and under such duress. I think she was dead within a day. I don't think they wanted to sit around

talking to her. But the first note was addressed to TMZ live and Harvey talked about it, and the guy said I saw her alive with them in the state of Sonora, Mexico, and TMZ got the FBI involved. The guy says he'll surrender the information for half a bitcoin and another half a bitcoin transfer to their wallet when there's a public arrest. Look, this guy's nothing if not persistent. He's not a bother, but you gotta admit, I mean,

I'm curious to what this guy knows. It could be a scam, it could be a hoax, but for something that's important, you got him investigate he's not asking for a million dollars, is thirty five grand and thirty five on the clothes. We can't come up with that. If I will, Harvard Living, I do it myself. I give him thirty five out of my own pocket, rite off as a business expense, and watch my numbers rise with TMZ because, by the way, many cities around the country

are getting TMZ's off the air. I don't know if you know that, but they're doing less and less than they used to do. They're not as popular as it used to be. And let me just tell you why real quick. Anybody in the business of gossip, whether it's me, Howard sterned to a degree, Harvey Levin, anybody that's reporting on celebrity, what's his name. God, there are newscasters who bill O'Reilly. They tend to get what happens. After a while, when you're reporting on celebrity, you start to feel dirty.

I wanted to take a shower after some of the columns I wrote, not because I think the business sucks, but because I was in there too long. I had my hand on the stove too long. And you know, initially you want people to like you. Then you get attracted to the power of your job. But you see what you can do, whether you're Harvey me Howard to build. I know I'm putting myself in some pretty big company, but I had a big job for a while, and you know I was. I could make or break you

back then. And eventually it's not to be friendly with some of the people you're writing about, and it's natural to want to protect some people. Trust me, Harvey love and protects so many celebrities. Liz Smith protected celebrities. You protect the bigger ones because they'll have information on other stories. They'll come to you and say, listen, don't touch this

a fair story. I know it's making the rounds. I got something bigger for you, all better for you, and they'll give you an they'll sty'll drop a dime on someone else, and you'll run with that story instead. That's the dirty part about the business. And look, Bill O'Reilly reported on people very honestly and fairly, but then he started getting nice. You know why you stopped making those trips from New York to LA. You spend a weekend in a long week in La. You have a barbecue,

you're swimming in Warren Baty's pool. Suddenly, you're not gonna write bad things about that guy. You met his wife and at betting was so nice. You gave your finger food. Now I go to write about that kid who was transgender, I can't do it. You have a heart. And Howard's turned christ. He made fun of everybody. He loved gossip. That's why he had me on so much. He loved hearing stories about people. Now he's friends with the old

people he made fun of. He vacations with Addiston, Bateman, Kimmel, Fallon, they wear the same fucking shirts at the beach. And Harvey Levian. I think it's kind of being this. Look. Harvey's seventy five years old. You can't do this business forever. He's made a fortune. Good for him. Starting out holding a microphone outside the people's court, and it turns into I don't know if you know the story. While he was doing the people's car up with a microphone outside,

he saw this kid, I forget his name. Now, I should have looked it up first, but I didn't know I was going to talk about this. There was a kid with a camera and he was shooting pictures of I think it was Ojay's people coming in out and Harvey's like, what are you doing? He's telling me, I take these pictures, Papapa, and you know, I go on the internet, and Harvey Bells went off in his head that holy shit, we can have a whole show of

celebrity gossip bah bah. And I mean a lot more went into it than that, but sold the show made a fortune. If I'm Harvey, he's seventy five, He's got a sixty one year old boyfriend for many many years. They just had a kid via surrogate. Obviously, it's kind of not fair for the kid to have two parents over sixty one, over seventy. The kid's gonna be eight when they're both dead. This is not a good idea, But these gays want a baby calmed down Jesus. So

it does get dirty. You want to leave walk away. I understand, but I mean, look the guys really getting upset. This man. He's like, listen, it's unbelievable that millions have been wasted and yet here I am. I'm willing to deliver to them on a silver platter since February eleventh for a bitcoin, But I'm disregardles as a scam. They are free and the cases frozen, but the egos remain hot.

When it comes to me, doesn't talk a dumb guy and says he'll surrender the information for half the bitcoin and the others half transferred to his wallet after there's an arrest. It's not that big a deal. Like if some Savannah Gudrie, why did you go back to work because she wants them to know that they can't beat her bullshit. Just don't cry, stay home with your family and your siblings, and try to do something on your own to make this, to make this become a clear

case of what exactly happened. We don't need you. On Today's show with fucking Jenna Bush whatever her name is. I've never watched that show. I can't stand those shows. No one's a journalist. It just it's so stupid. Jen is there only because when George Bush dies, they get the first any of you. That's all. This is just like when her grandfather died and her grandmother died, get

her on the air, We got DIBs. It's unbelievable. It's kind of arrogant that no one's doing anything, you know, I just I don't know this listen, Arizona, you gotta get your act together. The Pima County Sheriff's Department fucked this up initially with that stupid sheriff who loves cameras but doesn't know how to solve crime. But you're gonna see him on that reality show coming soon Desert Heat No Desert Law, some bullshit title that's really about the

men and women at the Pima County Sheriff's Department. You can't make this up. They're going to be a reality show unless the network said let's pull this. These people are just idiots, but they filmed it already and this this sheriff really like cameras in his face, as you could tell back in February. But honestly, for half a bitcom with the other half coming after, I mean, just do it and see what happens. It's a drop in

the bucket for Savannah Gudfrie. You know, the person doing this or no knowing about this is very persistent and it's a relatively small amount of money given the circumstances. Like I said, if I'm Harvey eleven, I'm paying thirty five grand to this informant to see what can be turned up right off has tacked the doctor bull expense, and if the case is solved, TMZ goes off the charts and they're back in those cities they were pulled from.

I don't know, but the idea, well, I don't know whose idea was, let's get Savannah back on the air. That's a bad idea. We all, look, she's got millions, okay, give up the show and the extra few million and income. Do something to help other people, or live for your children, or do something something meaningful after this, instead of trying to return to what was drastically changed, not just for

her but for the audience and her colleagues. We'll never look at her a gun on TV and think we never have a blank slate when we see her facebook going to think of her mother being pulled out of her house. Would blood in the foyer? And I you know, I think she probably was dead within two three days. But it's not the same. No one's gonna want to see her on TV with a new, cheerful report on here's what we're doing for Easter, and no one gives a shit your mother's dead or missing. I don't know.

I would never want to sit in the public eye and do that after what happened and it's not resolved. That's traumatizing. The whole thing is said, it's going to be sad forever. Let's talk about two sick people, two sick women, but they're one two women. They have joined the club. That's boy, it's growing in leaps and bounds. I'm talking about the club of not so hot teachers. Some hot teachers who fuck students, male students. It's getting ridiculous. Thank god, we hear more of those stories than a

male teacher messing with a female. But there's so many of these stories about these unhappy women betting down these schoolboys. So these two teachers now were doing the same guy. One of them is the teacher. One of them is the oldest sister of the Baywatch star Noah Beck. She's been accused of sexual misconduct with the same teenage kid at the Arizona High school she works out along with another teacher. Haley Beck is twenty seven years old. She

was fired over this. That she groomed them then had sex with his student, even paying him, and she admitted in messages that the police check felt like straight prostitution what she was doing. Yet she'd never stopped, and another teacher at the school, Angelo Burlaca, is forty seven, twenty

years old. She resigned from her job about twenty five years after she sent that same boy a video of her saying his name while naked, and she was touching something that wasn't the stove or you know, a wooden spoon. You get the picture. A little randy, forty seven year old. But then again, forty seven women, that's kind of their peak. Hate to tell you, gang, it's kind of a woman's sexual peak. So Burlaca really really really piling it on there.

But yeah, this is crazy. The boy's grandmother found one of the videos on his phone and went straight to authorities. Thanks grandma, trying to get off on school, you know, trying to have some fun. I'm trying to tell stories. You're going to the cops. Why don't you come to my mother or me or my father? Right to the cops, bad grandma. Now Beck, the first teacher, who was twenty seven, was right back in twenty twenty and began having sex

with the kid pretty quickly. And get this, it wasn't a mystery because the mother told police that she knew her son was quote having sex with a teacher named Haley Beck. Okay, so grandma got the video of the lady touching herself and the mother knows he's banging Haley Beck. And this began when the kid was a sophomore into his junior year. She was his psychology teacher, taught about a headfuck. I mean, here's your psychology teacher doing this to you. Wow. This missus Beck or miss Beck would

do his homework. She gave him bigger grades, better grades. She gave him special treatment in class. I'm sure she let him use her car. She bought him gifts, including alcohol and drugs, paid him six hundred bucks. At one point, she called herself his sugar mama, and in thousands of text messages that exchanged between them, she would say, this feels straight up like prostitution. But she kept going back.

And she didn't like being compared to the forty seven year old teacher, because she said, and even though our situation is still not right, at least him and I are closer in age. I don't like being compared to missus b What this is sick? You're still talking like that, my god. But she wrote them a letter saying, you know I this relationship is a screaming wrong, but I feel like we've read the most out of it. Well, that's nice. Here's what we need, gang. This is happening

too off and we need I don't know, congression. We need investigations into the way teachers have gone. Uhbot's crazy, utterly crazy. If they're not turning our kids into communist activists or changing their gender, or that you're using vile death threats to people, or you know, in doctrinating our kids, they're fucking them. I don't know what else to say, because the kids aren't reading any better, they're not doing math better. They don't know who Maduro is, they don't

know what the word toola means. So no one's doing their job. If you gave me a choice chemistry class, or you can bang miss Tory, bring on this Tory, but you'll never know about chemistry. Who cares? I don't care. You're gonna need trigonometry at one point, No, I'm not. But Miss Tarro will make me a better lover. I want that. But it's all because you know, the teachers' union is so big, They got so many politicians under their thumbs, you know. But what are we gonna do.

People want to defund the police, how about we defund some schools that aren't operating and working at all. They can't teach anyway. But let me tell you something, and this is what a lot of people will not say, and maybe some of you'll get mad at me for saying it, But every guy who's listening is going, eh, we're giving each other a wink, wink, nudge nudge. Because here's the thing. That kid played not one, but two teachers. There was no rape. Okay, trust me, when you're a

junior and senior, you're not getting raped. You're an active participant. He's not in fifth grade, sixth grade popping his first boner not knowing what to do with it. No, this is a kid who's probably had sets before, runs around with guys, has beer in the weekend, is an athlete. Eh, this kid's a legend. His story is gonna live on in history. If he has a podcast with the two of his buddies from high school like me and Kenny and might do, they're gonna still be talking about it

forty five years from now. But here's what it takes for this kind of shit to happen. You need a good look in high school stud We had a kid in high school, Roddy McLaughlin. WoT a full chest of hair, a long ponytailed, great physique, good looking chin, cleft chin, stubble on his face. I mean he looked like someone's father or twenty five year old brother. Teachers loved him, love to get Roddy. I don't know where he is

these days. He was a good athlete, fast, funny guy, good looking dude, but didn't throw it in your face. He just didn't really know how good look anymore. He was a good kid. But it takes for this to happen. You neat a good looking kid stud. You got to mix in two plain looking female teachers. Some of them are hot, these two aren't. It's obvious to see these women. I think the older one is married, maybe they both, I don't know. These two are in sexless, miserable marriages.

It sucks if you're twenty seven you're not getting any, forty seven not getting any, and you're at your sexual peak. Shit's gonna happen. Divorce is too costly. It sucks to go through that shit in a small town. And now they're going through this in a small town, so divorce would have been easier. And by the way, clean up your act, Arizona. First, the Pimas Sheriff office completely fucked

up the whole Nancy Guffree kidnapping. And now you're all You got all these horned up female teachers betting down high school boys. You're acting like Minnesota, Arizona. Jo Leone, can you get your people online? You gotta do what I did. I've pecked around this story over the last seven years. I don't think I've ever laid it out for you, but here it is. I felt so hard for my Italian teacher, Miss Mafucci MS period Miss. That

was during the days with Miss was very important. Not Miss. She wasn't married, She's Miss. I had her as a junior as my Italian teacher, and we had a lot of fun. My buddy John Mono and I were in the same class. We laughed so hard, him and I and I'd flirt with my teacher, openly flirt. She'd sometimes wear like a skirt to her knee and when she was at my desk, but she always stopped at my desk. I was the second seat from the front. She'd stop

at my desk. She'd put her hand on my shoulder or my head and she'd talk to the class and I would drop my pen and make leave. I'm looking up her skirt and she'd get all red and laugh. She had a great smile, just a real pretty pretty She was beautiful, Miss Maffucci, and we'd flirt, you know, and I look forward to seeing her as soon as I walk up in the morning, no bullshit. And when I walked into a classroom, she and I would smile

so wide and kind of giggle. It really was exactly like what it's like when you find someone in school that you like. It was that way, but there was that energy that we can't do anything about this. If it was a girl, i'd ask her out. It's miss Mafuci. So I start my senior year and I'm taking Italian again. It turns out that I'm taking Italian with a different teacher, and I'm like, no, no, no, no no no. I did Italian again or the second year just so I could

be with Mafucci. I'm not going to whoever was Googliata, Miss Googliata, give me Mafucci. So I go to my gardens counsel I tell him when I he's I've got to change your whole schedule. So I don't care what you do. I don't care if I have three gym classes, this and that, because I had the credits. The last year of high school was like take trigonometry over, take Italian. And it really wasn't much else to do. Was I was in gym three periods a day, playing European handball.

I loved that game. So he fixes my shit up. Two weeks into the school year. I don't knock. I'll walk right into my Fucci's room. She looks at me, like, what the heck is going on? And what are you doing here? I said, there was a mistake on my class list, And then I looked at some junior who was sitting in my seat. That's my seat. I sit there. You go in the back, And she moved a kid and sat me up front again so we could have

it like we had the year before. So there was this one day and everything was going great, smiling, laughing, giggling. One day she was in a bit of a shitty mood. It happens, and I was too for some reason. So I was talking in class or something, and she playfully threw in a race for me while she wasn't looking, just talking. She made like she did a no look, just to be like, shut up, ag, I'm talking, and I, for some reason, I picked it up my threw back her and it hit her in the shoulder and there

was old chalk dust on her shoulder. Was stupid of me to do that. I don't think I even wanted a hit. I just want to throw it back, and it hit and her eyes filled up with like she filled up. She didn't like that, so I stay off the class to apologize. And I'm seventeen, gonna be eighteen in June. She was twenty six. Not that much of a difference, right, So one day she's in class and we used to bust the balls, and she ends up saying she's seeing someone. She's got a new boyfriend. The

girls were so happy. Let me hear about them. It wasn't back then. No one had the phone to show you pictures of the guy the girl. It was just all the girls loved it. All the guys were pissed off. The guy was a forty three year old businessman. She's twenty six, all right, so you know, and she came from a wealthy family. Her family owned Mafucci Trucking. There were a big trucking outfit all over Norng Island and New York City, Staten Island. Mafucci Trucking was big, so

the girls were thrilled her. Me and the guys began to break her balls right because we all wanted her. And I remember, I said, what do you do? You know the age difference. You think it's fine now, but when you're forty three, I mean when you're when you're seven, he's gonna be eighty seven. When when you're eighty he'll be dead, you know, just doing stupid things that seventeen year old kids would say. And she's smiling and laughing. It didn't really bother me. I didn't care. I'm like,

I don't give a sham stall like this. They'll flirt with her. So one night was parent teacher night. My father was working. I didn't go. My mother went. My mother comes back and she looked and she says, my god, what have you done to your Italian teacher? I said, why she goes? She talks about you and smiles and laughs. She told me she's crazy about shoes. She's gonna miss you so much. She thinks that you look just to act like her brother. But she, boy, oh boy, does

she like you that kind of shit. You better be behaving. And there I said, I am, well, it's all good. That's all I needed to hear. I knew. I just knew I'd end up seeing her after graduation and maybe in college. Maybe I just knew that I'm not doing mis Mafucci. You know, in the years passed, and it seemed like it wasn't gonna happen at some point, but then one day I was married for five years, and

one day I was divorced. Now it's nineteen ninety one, it's been eleven years since I last saw Ms Mafucci, and my buddy calls me. Buddy, Tony Girodo calls me. He says, just bought a house in Garden City, very nice neighborhood in Nassau County. He says, you're not gonna believe him when who lives next door to me? Ms Mafucci. No shit, Yeah, first thing she did is ask about you anyhow. She gave me a number, she said the caller.

Oh shit, Now I just came out of a marriage, so I really wasn't active in dating yet, and I hadn't dated. I was with Jennifer for six years before we were married for five years, so I was completely out of practice. But you know, I'm a man, I'm a guy. I could figure something. So I was nervous. But now I'm twenty nine and she's what thirty seven? What's the problem with that? A little quick calculation in my head, So this means her boyfriend would be fifty

four or so. And back then, to me, fifty four was ancient, like when Carr was dating Trump, he was in his fifties, and I'd say, well, you want this fucking old man? Mean, I'm gonna be sixty four. It's all relative, depending upon where you sit. So I called her. We laughed a lot, We went met for coffee, We caught up, we flirted. She had since gotten married to that same guy, but we were grown ups now and

it didn't shadow me. We talked about my divorce, her wedding, but I did say to well, well, now I can call you Marie. I don't say Miss Mafuci anymore. She because you better call me Marie. So she was Marie and we had a nice day. And then you went back to her house, showed me the house, which I felt kind of weird. Part of me thought, do I make a move here? No, she's married, this is like I you know, so that wasn't gonna happen. But we did kiss and some petty as it was called back

then in my car, not inside the home. It was before we got in the home. But it just it was a sweet moment, very sweet moment. It was only a few years later that Van Halen comes out with hot for teacher. Maybe they came out with it already, I forget, But I mean I didn't really understand that I'd been involved with that sort of thing. And then you see that video of how much they're into the teacher. I'm like, oh God. That was my junior and senior year.

Two years of flirting and touching, which I never regretted or felt like she was taking advantage of me because of my age, and then four years at college, a five year marriage at divorce before I was able to see her again, and the same feelings were there. It's like a cup of coffee. It's a very famous song by the great Jimmy Rizselli in Italian. He sings a song called at tatsa cafe, which means a cup of coffee. And he's telling you that mayan Anna would translate for

me very dramatically. She would say, he's saying a woman is like a cup of call fee. You can't just take her in your hand and drink her. You've got to stir the sugar to the top and then you drink. Then she tastes the best. You know. She was so dramatic, but that's what it was, you know, same feelings were there, just had to stir them up again with some sugar. And I don't for one second, nor have ever felt any type of embarrassment or despondency or some suspicion that

I was targeted by an older female teacher. Fuck No, I was the aggressor and I was lucky enough to have a beautiful teacher who played along. And I only hope my son to have that same memory one day. And with the way so many female teachers are hiking up their skirts nowadays, maybe it's already happened for all I know. Maybe you'll have a Missmafuci of his own, and he'll take him over a decade to tie a bowl around it. But if he's my son. He'll do it.

On AJ Benson I was your Daily Unfiltered Podcast April a, twenty six. I gotta sign off because this fucking thing keeps crashing, and I hope Mike could make heads and tails out of this on my Take two Talk to You Tomorrow. I'm gonna send it to you now, but toward the end the platform kept saying that it was having trouble period. So let me see what this sounds like. I'll send it over as soon as possible. M dude,