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so bad? It's like a dyslexic thing. I'm looking at the date, still getting you wrong, still getting you wrong? Oh three oh four, two oh two six. I like it. It's good enough. My last full day in Buffalo Grove. I will be leaving tomorrow afternoon for Shitsville. Hard to believe that it was up in the nineties the other day. And literally since I've been here, I don't think I've ever had less than a shirt and two hoodies on at the same time, even just walking around the house,

which it's not a cold house. It's on seventy seventy one. I kept finding these things in the garage for handwarmers. They're like little pouches that you shake them loose and they you keep me in your hands. I've needed these goddamn things. I've seen them in the garage for months years. No one uses them. I'm like, give me those. I put two of my slippers, two of my hands, and

I'm feeling pretty good now. But yeah, Shitsville waits, and I'll be there tomorrow, well Wednesday evening around eight thirty, and life will begin a new Rocklan's got his first track meet March twentieth. No basketball this year, He's going full track. Something happens. The fact that when something happened to the varsity coach, who everybody loves, he's been there for the years. Apparently he allegedly disciplined the kid in a way that was not favored by the kid or

his parents. Something happened. Rocco can't get the whole story, but basically that coach was told, you're not coaching varsity. And so many of Rocco's teammates have been playing for this guy when they were traveling team, when they were like seven, eight years old, and the fact that he's

not going to be varsity coach. About eight kids who Roco played with last year transferred to different California high schools, and Rocco wasn't going to do that, but I think he just felt, who am I going to play with all the guys I played with left? So rather than that, he decided to go to track. You know, his mom

was a state champ, I was a fast runner. I think what did it was when I told him my dad was a Brooklyn champion in the hurdles, and I said, at one point they realized he had the fastest start of any runner, and my father used to keep his eye on the official with the whistle as soon as he breathed in to blow it. My father was up in those stocks. I guess you call him with rfico and he he got like a I don't know what a fraction of a second head start. I remember reading

about Jesse Owens, the famous track star. He had incredible hearing, to the point where if you see seven or eight runners ready to run, he always was first out of the blocks because he heard the crackle of the gun to an infinitesimal degree before the others did. But that's all you need in this sport, like track or swimming, comes down to tents and hundreds of the second either way, Proud my boy is gonna go out and track and run the one hundred and two hundred and man, I

can't wait to see that. I love reliving my youth through him, and it wasn't something I wanted to do to push him to play basketball again. I never said a word. He made his own decisions and I can't wait to watch him run. His brother was a great runner as well, the step brother. So yeah, it'd be an entertaining spring. Yesterday, it was entertaining because Jim Carrey made the news a lot. I mean, apparently he was in France to accept some kind of award in Paris,

and he looked very different than he usually does. Actually, it was alarming, to the point where people said he may had a clone out of Jim Carrey. I listen, I'll never believe. I forget the cloning bullshit. That's not going on. No one's getting cloned. Although I do believe there were fake Joe Biden's the last few years of his reign. As Joe Rogan has pointed out, there was this one Joe Biden in person who had to be

six foot six or six foot seven. When you see the guy standing up, you go, How did no one understand this is not Joe Biden. He looked like an ichobod crane at least six'. Six NOW i know how advanced this culture is with, fixing very, realistic you, know late text masks on people to the point where someone who knows that person very well could be completely baffled and confused when they learned they was a person they know well wearing a latex. Mask hollywood. Level either, WAY

i don't. THINK i don't Think Jimmy carry was. CLONED i don't believe any human has been. CLONED i see versions Of Hillary clinton that Some internet salutes believe that she also has a. Clone remember that year where she was two men were trying to get her to come down some steps look like a museum of some, kind and she kept her features wouldn't. Work they kept sliding on the cement. Steps, basically this is when she had

like a really bad. Cough people thought it was. Pneumonia they take it to this waiting van and she can hardly. Walk it's really, embarrassing and they shove her in the back seat of this van to the point WHERE i, said it looked like they stole the grandfather clock and wanted to drive off with. It that's how rough they treated. Her BUT i still think it Was Hillary clinton just sick and they wanted to get her out of the public's view because she was, running you, know for. President

it didn't look. Good she looked very. Weak you can't look weak when you're running for. President you can't wear an army tank helmet that's too big for. You you can't be too, short you can't sweat too. Much there's so many things you can't do when you're running for president That Donald trump didn't. Do and he attacked his fellow contenders for the role of, president and he just came at them and chopped them though fuck. Up and that's why he, won and that's why people still listen to

him and hang on every. Word we like. Them we like the fact that the people we have in power are. Powerful and That's i'm getting way off the, Topic BUT i don't think these people are cloned at, all you, KNOW i, mean you look at the. Picture It's Hillary. Clinton she may have gained some, weight lost some, weight have a different. Hairstyle stop with the cloning. Shit when we all know there are procedures that doctors canal do

to completely change someone's look. Entirely of, course the newspaper's got a hold of a plastic surgeon to look At Jim carrey's new, appearance and this particular Doctor Rachel, mason said he had major surgical transformation that cost upwards of sixty GRAND i think he'spent a lot more than. That Doctor Rachel mason works At La Femme. Plastics talking about numerous possible facial Procedures Jim carrey, had she also shut down the clone. Speculation she, said this appears to be

a major surgical. Transformation the most obvious indicator is the significant elevation of the, brows which points to a brow. Lift when this procedure raises the brow position permanently smooths out the, forehead alters some facial, expressions creates a more, calmer more open. Look Jim carrey has always looked a little, nuts always looks a little sheepish and a little out. THERE i don't. KNOW i like him that. Way he's

our crazy. Comic he did so many great roles and now he just seems to be out of it and we're all poorer because of. It but she thinks That carrie went under a upper, blufferoplasty which has grown in popular already where else In. Hollywood it's where the upper eyelids are no longer hooded and excess skin is, removed and the eyes appear structurally different rather than simply. Refreshed LIKE i always, say people who get work done don't look.

Younger they just look like people who got work. Done if you're okay with, that then go keep going to your. Doctor ALL i know is WHEN i go To Beverly hills AND i walk down the streets or sitting in front Of Richie Palmer's Mulberry Street pizza and watch the girls go, by they all look the, same the ones over, forty same, shit same, procedures same. Shit you know you pin the tail in any donkey you, see they all look the. Same doctor also Thinks Jim carry had a

fat transfer and a face. Lift the mid face and lower face were, smooth, fuller and more, supported which is consistent with fat transfer rather than small amounts of. Filler the titan jaw line lifted lower face strongly suggest the face left possibly a deep plane, facelift which repositions deeper facial structures for a more comprehensive. Result Jesus, CHRIST i believe the. DOCTOR i just don't know Why Jimmy carry would go through all this and not care about being

in a movie. Again while you're getting facial procedures done so you can paint your your your canvases and your. Home who needs to see you if you're painting your? Canvases he just doesn't care about movies. Anymore apparently he says no to every allfer he. Receives although he did take the role In sonic The, hedgehog Which i'll never see because he did admit that he buys a lot of things and needed the. Money by the, way how is this guy crying over? Money he got twenty million

For how The Grinch Stole, christmas ten million for The Cable. Guy, NOW i think he made three hundred and fifty thousand for Ace ventura the first, one but it was such a big hit they bumped him up to seven million For dumb And, dumber and this guy ran out of. Money. Jesus but, honestly gang good, lord why do older men get face work that makes them look like older. Women there's a woman On INSTAGRAM i forget a. Name it looks Like Jim carrey's female. TWIN i WISH i could

remember her in the. Naming it's eerie. Anyhow speaking of things that pissed me off and make me just not understand what plotted them, on THE nfl is claiming Bed bunny brought eyes to the screen like never before during his performance at the Super bowl halftime. Show they say it. True four point one billion views worldwide within the first twenty four. Hours that's according To Rock, nation the show's, producer owned By JAY. Z i don't believe that at.

All four point one, billion if you get the fuck out of. Here the total also comprises THE us, broadcast global, broadcast YouTube digital. PROPERTIES i don't believe. IT i don't believe. It we all remember the intense controversy when they said Bad bunny's gonna perform at the Super. Bowl the First latino solo artist to headline is. Set can't believe it's the First latino to, headline but either, way he did most of it In. Spanish he said a couple of

things In. English how about we had the First latino to rely so heavily on an auto. Tune as long as we're supposed to be spitting. Facts have you seen those videos where they take just his voice and the auto Two in a, way it is so bad that anybody with a certain look or a certain cachet can become a, singer because so many of these people sound like shit without auto to. It and THEN i, watched you,

KNOW i watched great documentary On Paul Anka His. Way it's ON, hbo and you, go this guy's still, saying he's still feeling, it he still looks. Great he's got so much life to. Him and you look at the other guys his ages that are out there. Singing Frankie. Valley they move him out there on like on a,

dolly and they stand them. Up they give a microphone and he says no. Words the music they're playing is from the, sixties And Frankie valley's not saying a, Word he's just mumbling into a. Microphone how could people still pay for? This find out that bad buddy's not that. Different listen to his music without the auto, too and you can't believe how bad this guy. Sounds and he supposedly Fucking Kendall jenner gave me A i don't believe. THAT i think she's all. Lesbian this is all for

him to get big and The kardashians to be. Mentioned they're all for. Publicity there's no. Way, WELL i did see the video where he says To kendall at some basketball game after, this she want to go back to my, place and she's, like, yeah that's, cool that's. FINE i don't know how easy These kardashians, are but men have no problem picking them off and bringing them. Home you gotta take them to your place to. First you can't go to that place with the whole family. THERE i

can't but the whole decision to have Bad bunny. There it's almost a month. Later now you, know no one liked. It can we stop? This THE nfl stood pat with this. Selection they trusted That spotify's most streamed artists from twenty twenty twenty twenty two and then again in twenty twenty five would command the masses with a unifying. Spectacle that's not what, Happened they're. Saying the gamble appears to have.

Paid is that really a? Gamble if this guy was that big for this many, years that's a. Gamble the gamble is he sings like my ass and nobody wants to hear Only spanish during. It can we get The Rolling? Stones he just get me some older acts that can make us want to sing and dance for fifteen. Minutes no one knows what this Bad bunny is. Singing if you're over thirty years, old go back to you two or A Rolling stone or some old act that's you,

know making their last get around before they've really. Retired aerosmid. Somebody Although Steven tyler's voice is shot, right you know WHAT i? Mean Get, Sun Get Bob, seeger For god's, sake he can sing four or five of the best songs and people would love. IT i saw nobody swinging and moving To Bad bunny's music in the halftime show in the in the, crowd nobody cared thirteen. Minutes no

one gave his, shit big set, pieces dance. Numbers some celebrities were, there there was a. Wedding they're saying it averaged one hundred and twenty eight million viewers during, halftime more than the game itself and third all time In Super bowl. HISTORY i don't believe any of those supposed. Facts and you Got Roger, goodell probably the most hated man in, football THE nfl, commissioner talking About Bad, bunny how great he thinks it, was and very. Satisfied Does

Roger goodell know the lyrics to some Of Bad bunny's? Songs? Right he talks about his dick and the girl wants my cock And i'm gonna give her some but not? All does he hear? This he doesn't care his. Quote his quote was as far as entertaining. Everyone you know that we've never picked the halftime performer that everyone. LOVED i Think Bad buddy did a great. Job the charge always when we pick up the halftime show is really to find somebody who can unite the. World clearly he

didn't unite the fucking. World it didn't even unite spatish speaking, people and these people use their talents to bring everyone. TOGETHER i thought he did a great. Job you, know you gotta squin your eyes and tilt your head anytime you hear bullshit information like. That it stinks from the head. Down these are misleading. Stats and by the, way a few means someone went to the video. Page it doesn't

mean they watched a full. Video And i'm not even sure how they tabulate bots in that whole scheme of, things but it'd be interesting to see if they have you, know unique visitor or duration, stats BECAUSE i don't believe just saying oh, yeah they had this many views like it or. Not the Bed bunny episode was a disaster for THE. Nfl you, Know Roger goodell is very. Hated he doesn't get what's going. On he relies on people Like JAY z to tell him what artists should run.

Halftime he shouldn't do. That this GUY i remember when well he still is married to the Former Fox news anchor Was Jane Skinner's jane Or? JANET i think It's, jane pretty. Girl she always came out After Shepherd smith and what's his? Name, shepp but also would always, say now let's go To. Skinnerville that was his little cute. Thing and she's been married To Roger goodell for twenty years or, so and she was easy on the. Eyes you. Know he came in and picked her off and took her.

Away But Jane skinner always, SAID i want to work journalism is my. Love AND i love these girls who act LIKE i just want to work in. Journalism then they meet men who make the kind of Money Roger goodell. Makes his salary is gonna make you. Sick his salary is sixty four million dollars a, year, okay and you know you got a woman Like Jane skinner probably making several hundred Granded fox and then he Comes Roger. Goodell And Jane skinner always was, LIKE i want to work in.

Journalism i'm not just Because i'm. Married does? It she's not back your husband on sixty five million dollars a, year why would you work forget? It so many chicks From Fox news who had these sexual assault situations pop, up they all, said it really sucks BECAUSE i want to work in. Journalism that's WHAT i want to, do and he's made me it, mean it's so difficult to stay in my lane and do What i'd love to.

Do everyone them that guy paid off From bill O'Reilly Or Roger ayles or Even underwings who worked for Their spanish. Broadcast not one of those women who worked and got quote unquote sexually assaulted ever came back to work their main job of their love of. Journalism, no they like money and sitting on their fat. Asses. Better speaking of fat, asses WELL i shouldn't say. That Kaylee, KloCo Who I'm i'm not a BIG i didn't watch her. SHOW i JUST i don't. Know she used to be cute to.

Me she's not. Anymore she decided to talk about How rose McGowan snubbed her on the set Of charmed twenty years. Ago she called it. Terrifying she, said joining the WS wb fantasy drama back in two thousand and five was, great BUT i got a not so warm welcome From rose. McGowan who whatever Did rose McGowan is a, nice placating. Person she's a. Bitch kayley. Says you know when you do so many things and you just forget about terrible.

Moments imagine. This i've never met. Anyone it's their. Gallery. SHOOT i am the new. Girl you've gotta. Listen, Milana rose, McGowan Holly Marie. Combs i've never met. Them think about. That i'm joining their family photo And i'm twenty. One she. Said things got dicey when they all went to. LUNCH i walked in the gallery And i'm so freaking. Nervous it's on their lunch. Break they're all in their corners. EATING i walk in A. Lista milano sees, me And

i'll always tell the story about. Her she got, up run over to me and welcomed me to the, show gave me the biggest hug in the. World so, happy so. Kind i'll never forget. It don't you wish your lista milana would just stay that? Way she's so fucking beautiful in my, eyes and yet such a, dunce such a, bitch but so. Pretty H Apparently rose McGowan was not thrilled to Have Kaylee cuoco join the. Show she, Says rose was not. HAPPY i still don't know if she likes.

ME i don't. Know alysten was. AMAZING i was. Terrified it's a weird thing coming into his show with them in year eight AND i only did one. Season, yeah it could be. Awkward they have a whole family thing. Going by the Way i'm in reading this, story they're Calling rose McGowan a. List in what world Was rose McGowan ever a, list especially now that she lives in

the jungles Of mexico and doesn't do movies. Anymore sits there and gets high on weed and toad, venom whatever the hell she's doing out, there and talk about someone who was so. Sexy, god But cayley was also another woman who used to be very pretty and then started

messing around with plastic. Surgery has anybody Shot rose McGowan has been washed up for decades and is only known now, for you, know getting knocked around By, weinstein then having the lesbian relationship with that person back in twenty, seventeen her her position in the in the Me too. Movement you look at her now and she's just another man hating woman who turns out to be a, woman, demeaning bitchy, woman woman demeaning. Bitch, yeah she's a. Woman she's a

bitch who demeans. Women, Meanwhile Keyley clonco's cashing million dollar residuals and syndication. Royalties why does she care How Alyssa milano felt about? HER i don't. Know you, KNOW i hardly touched. On WHEN i said, HARDLY i MEAN i haven't at. ALL i didn't touch on the whole months long battle for the ownership Of Warner Brothers discovery, right the whole thing With netflix coming in and many defining moments over the last several months Bidding war's congressional, Hearings

but one thing in particular made everything. Change it was a. Tampon let me get to what happened during the. Negotiations he Got netflix was telling SOME gop lawmakers that they weren't a left wing company looking to get more powerful by snapping Up Warner Brothers. Discovery so this whole delegation of legislators paid a visit to its headquarters and one was shocked and disturbed to find a basket containing tampons in the men's. Restroom, obviously there were other factors involved

With NETFLIX Ceo Ted sorrandos's decision to cancel. Something he was so close to completing the purchase Of Warner Brothers Discovery studio and the streaming. Service but this, Tampon, Oh i'm so happy it. TOOK a tamp on carries a

lot of, weight carries a lot of. Weight so the spin coming From netflix ted sarandos seventy three billion dollar purchase of big chunks of the company known AS wbd ended Last thursday because he didn't want to get into a bidding war With Paramount, skydance which had just sweetened a hostile offer for the company to eighty point five. Billion, so without getting too, confusing you Got David. Ellison he's From paramount that's a smallish media, company got a big bank.

Account his father Is Larry, ellison who Founded oracle worth over two hundred. Billion guy's got pockets for, days and he was ready to back his son's expensive offers for the entire. Company, meanwhile let's not Forget sarandos runs a public. Company it's got a market value that fell a wop two hundred million dollars during this takeover process that his

existing shareholders did not. Like you, Know ted said the transaction was always a nice to have at the right, price not a must have at any, price spoken like a true businessman could. Be but that was not the only optacle the. Price so there was a six month bidding. War Many republicans In, congress state attorney general, offices and of course The White house all came to believe That netflix was going to create a monopoly in streaming if the sale went, through and streaming is where let's face,

it that's where we all get our entertainment these. Days netflixer is say, no that didn't. Happen they, say we face competition for consumers for social media and, YouTube but opposition only seemed to intensify. Recently worry Was netflix was gonna use their market cloud That warner, Brothers discovery would give it to get this push more progressivism AND dei and wokeism in their. Programming Now Ted, serrandos who all the guys who've worked On, netflix love all the, comics

love them throose, parties they all. Go they call them Ted Teddy. Boy serrandos has argued a long time That netflix's programming appeals to all people's, taste all political, tastes but that's not. True there are conservative leaning groups that have shown research That netflix's programming and their documentaries typically push themes like, TRANSGENDERISM dei and other bullshit that the left.

Loves so now you've Got serrandos and The netflix co Founder Reed hastings are both big supporters Of democrats and also into progressive policy. Bullshit you also Got Susan, rice who was a top official in The obama administration and she Hates. Trump she sits On netflix's board and it was her bullshit comments on a podcast attacking companies that do business With trump that is said to have Cost serrandos a lot of support from The White house for

THE wbd. Deal and also we Know netflix has The obamas producing shit for them as, well so they're in the. Lefts they're on the left. Flank so last Month sarandos gets grilled on these matters by A Senate Judiciary antitrust. Subcommittee why do they make these things so? Difficult Senate Judiciary Anti trust subcommittee headed By Mike, lee who's A

republican From. Utah So serrandos launches tr arm. Offensive he's very charming at all THESE gop lawmakers and people in The White house because he's worried that a close call on This Warner Brother discovery antitrust situation you could turn into a big bunch of. Shit and he decided he's got a tamp down on the political, concerns which would

be a great. Thing But dennis job got more. DIFFICULT a bunch OF Gop Lawmark low lawmakers paint a visit several weeks ago At netflix's headquarters In la out there In Santa, monica and people have knowledge of this say it was a congressional delegation that each year visits Various hollywood studios around the time of The, grammys which is, true that check on, films that check on. Scripts what are we be working? With what does it sound? Like

one of the guys there was Named Jason. Smith he's A republican from he's A, Montana, MISSOURI i forget, where but he's also the chair of The house And Means. Committee he's a. Lawmaker didn't Like netflix's spin that it was a politically neutral. Provider so during this, confab he goes to the men's room At netflix's office and sees the basket of, tampons and let's just say the chairman

was pretty pissed off about. That. NOW i, know in the recent several, years some stupid tech companies have made tampons available in men's rooms because OF dei and inclusivity and trans. Employees BUT us conservatives believe this kind of shit is just normalizing transgenderism and it has very bad effects on. Society it fucks with kids', heads it undermines the nuclear, family and we all know it leads to

men competing in women's. Sports that's all this guy had to see was a basket of, tampons and the fucking is. OFF i love this. Story love it BECAUSE i don't know about, you but WHENEVER i see a movie or a show and out of the gate the main characters fit some woke, LABEL i have to turn to change the. CHANNEL i can't watch. It i'll start a, movie and as soon AS i see an interracial, COUPLE i know it's gonna be one of those fucking, movies same with

one battle after, Another, DiCaprio Sean. Penn you, know it's not That i'm. RACIST i just don't like being pandered. TO i see way too many shits with puer, septims purple. Hair they hate their, parents mostly their, fathers since dads are perennial fuck ups ON tv and in. Movies WHENEVER i see a supposed to married, couple the man's almost always,

black the wife's. White it's not the other way. Around and this guy has An asian friend whose marriage is falling apart because his, wife his wife of nine, years you, know feels like maybe she's trans, now or maybe their kid iss and it's fucking their. MARRIAGE i WISH i were making this shit, up but this is what's out. There tell the. Truth as soon as you see a young girl with a pierce knows her a, lip you

already know she ATE's her. Father you know she's a fuck, up probably gonna run off with a black eye just to piss off her. Dad sick of, it dumb with? It does anybody agree with? Me AM i just speaking? INSANE i Think i'm telling the. TRUTH i can't watch shows like. This it's over for. Me i'm sure many of you feel the same. Way i'm done with the transgender, bullshit gender firming, Care i'm done with all of. It

we've got to move. On and yet the fact that we're not means that this is The democrat's big pitch in twenty twenty. Eight they're still gonna ram transgender writes down your. Throats they're still gonna do THE dei. Nonsense they haven't let go. Yet that's music to my. Ears BUT i can't believe one political party is whole holding on so tightly to these ideas and what they consider norms in our. Society they're not. Norms you're you're sticking up for less than less than five percent of the

people in this. Country AND i don't know how many of those percentages of transgenders go off and kill people with high powered. Rifles but it's getting to be pretty. Crazy, remember not too many years, ago it was white. Men now it's. Transgenders don't let anybody fool you and tell you what you're making this up without making it. Up people who don't know their sex are have a hard

time figuring out the. Sex they're really pretty good about buying rifles and loading them and trying to find a place to shoot the president's fucking head, off or going to a school or a movie theater or a mall and blow people to. Bits fucking's sick of, it. Man, anyhow that's it for. Today where are we? At thirty three, minute thirty, four thirty three and? Change all? RIGHT i gotta by the, way On, thursday you'll hear me on The Kinsey Schofield Unfiltered. PODCAST i think it comes out eleven.

Am she was, great a breath of fresh. Air she is a fan of my work and she reached out to, me would you do the show About John, Junior John Kennedy. Jr And Princess? Diana and she was great to talk. To she has a big audience, TOO i think for some odd million views on, YouTube one hundred and eighty thousand people on you good for. Her as soon AS i Get march in my Rearview mira and Finish High Stakes poker In, April i'm gonna get To florida and See mike and do everything we can to get more

people watching and listening to my. Show the army's gotta get. Bigger sick of small. Armies let's make it. Go let's make it. Big all. RIGHT i know you're well beyond the point of telling your friends about my, podcast but we're gonna do some. Shit we're gonna make this better than it's ever. Been i'm counting on all of you either. Way that'll happen In, april all, Right so last night

In chicago BEFORE i Had. Shitsville i'll give you a show tomorrow morning that'll run tomorrow, evening so you'll have, it and then we'll get back to doing shows On, thursday and all will be right in the. World almost three months, here did not. Think and by the, Way jack went to the emergency room this. Morning they're keeping him, overnight SO i won't see him WHEN i leave. Tomorrow of, course it's just the way it. Goes that's a. GANG i. Love he's all let's have a good night and we'll.

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