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Big Pimpin'

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Meghan Markle has launched a new lifestyle brand with a dumb name...Whoopi Goldberg thinks much of Trump's TV appearances are AI...Taylor Swift's shoot at the Hollywood Sign is cancelled...The story/rumor about the mysterious death of Jay Z's alleged mistress.

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Fame. Uh, he'd liked to be walked on a leash and play really dirty, kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody, aj Benzi here with Fame as a Bitch. This is your free show from March fifteenth, twenty twenty four. O three one, five, two oh two four hate three hat fives, but we will do with it what we can. Hope you three birds have been happy. I gave you two shows last week Thursday and

Friday, saying what happened this week as well. Looking forward to some of you birdies flying off the branch and coming to my Patreon by going to patreon dot com. Slash Fame as a Bitch. If you really want your ribs tickles, go to patreon dot com. Politics is a bitch because the presidential race is heating up, and I'm the only person when twenty twenty didn't go Trump's way. I'm the only person that said he will be back, and he will run again, and he will beat Biden or whoever they put in

front of him. I'm the only guy who said that. A little by little, others joined on, but I said that the day, the night the election went to Biden, however illegal we think it might have been. It is what it is. It was a terrible night. I was at the Double Hotel, I believe, in Vegas, and I remember waking up and I think a day later my Instagram was shut down. My Politics is

a bitch, Patreon I couldn't get to. Facebook was shut down for me and TikTok, I mean on Twitter, they went in and destroyed me. I had about six or seven thousand followers on Instagram, not that I really care, but it's nice because I was promoting the show there that guy taken away, and I found out in the coming days and weeks that a lot of people who were pro Trump had their platforms destroyed, and it took months to get those things back. Months and I think maybe five months later.

They all appeared after I complained a lot to all these different carriers, and they all appeared within two days of each other, while I was in Illinois with Rosalie and Jack. Very very weird. What went on and what still goes on with Trump and Biden in this whole presidential race. I'll say,

what else is great? Just sort of commercial with the actor Shamar Moore in the commercial you know this guy, good looking, bald headed black guy used to host Soul Train at the very at the very end the last few years of soul Trains exist and Shamar Moore hosted it. I just can't get up with the fact that I once dated a girl who had just broken up with Shamar Moore, and then after about a year, I broke up with her and she took up with Jaimn han Su, the good looking bald headed black

eye from Africa. What in God's name do I have in common with those two men? When Chamar is from Oakland, Shaiman was born in West Africa. I don't think we have the same body, same physique, So what could it have been? I don't know. Maybe Dallas Steleon has very very taste in men. Who else Anyhow, I just saw this situation. Megan Markle has finally found a new name for her lifestyle brand. She's still scratching

and clawing around for something. She wants to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow or one of the Kardashians with their pushe their Push Company, and Gwinney's Goop Company lifestyle companies. So me again, markl came up with a real catchy name for hers, has a nice ring to it. No, it doesn't at all. It's called American Riviera Orchard. What the fuck is that an apple juice brand? I mean, did Megan Marco stray away from being part of

the Row family just to end up selling jelly? What is this? She's launching the brand as an extension of her old lifestyle lifestyle blog, The Tig, which I help none of you read, and it will focus on home, garden, food and general lifestyle wares. I'm surprised she didn't put parenting in there, but people say she'd been working on this for years and it's all the things that are close to her heart and the things she's passionate about.

Page six got a trademark application that shows that American Riviera Orchard will sell a wide range of home goods, including edible treats like what did I say, jellies, jams. There's also some tableware staples like cutlery, table linens, drink weear cookbooks are also covered in the filing. Is if this bitch

has ever cooked the meal once for Harry, I don't buy it. Everything's a reservation or a phone call to a restaurant or every woman knows how to make that fail safe roasted chicken, but vegetables any oven the easiest fucking thing in the world. Oh yeah, no, I just get a chicken, I spice it up, I put some potatoes and carrots around it, and it's great. You gonna love my chicken. I've heard you'll love my roasted chicken. For somebody goes You've got to branch out and cook more than roasted

chicken, as good as it might be. Like, like, just make a good steak. Do you know how to make a good steak? Let me give you a tip real click, cause I used to give recipes out of this show for years and I stopped. Let me tell you when you want to get a good steak, listen to me. Make sure that the cast iron pan is really hot, Okay, a little butter in there.

Do the sides of the steak first. Seal the edges first. Just that means hold on to it with a pair of tongs, are your own hands, and get those sides of the steak all sealed so the juices won't leak out of that fat. Then you throw it on the hot cast iron pan. You throw some more butter in it, and you just keep scooping the butter and putting it on top of that steak. Also throw a few garlic clothes in, a bunch of rosemary sprigs. Just let that marinate in the

oil. On the hot oil, hot butter. Keep spooning your hot butter over that steak for about two minutes. Turn it over, then do the same thing for another two minutes, and then you know what, Take it off the heat, put it on a plate, put some saram wrap over it or whatever, leave it in the oven, shut everything off, and it'll cook itself into a perfect pink inside. There's your way to make a

steak to warm your your boyfriend, of your husband's heart right away. This logo for Megan also no. It's written in script like fonts like it looks like her calligraphy, which is what Megan used to use as a side hustle for weddings and during her pre royal days. And in the website it's got nothing except the brand's logo. At the moment, you can't find anything.

It's just a space to sign up for a wait list. So again, it's something that's far off in the distance, but she really expects to launch this lifestyle slash food show with Netflix because she wants to become the next Martha Stewart. You know, look, the brand logo is a pretentious name, and she's always flaunting the non existent royal connection Royal American Orchard. How about

Royal Americana Grift that'd be more appropriate. I mean, this might explain all the attacks recently on the Princess of Wales, because you know, is some of these attacks where they organized by Vegan Markle to attack a sick woman while she's launching her website. Is this the proper time to do it with Kate? Kate's whereabouts kind of unknown and her health not really known much about except for she's recovering from a mysterious abdominal surgery. I went on Paytreon and told

all my listeners what I think this is. If you care to find out, then, like I say, go to patreon dot com slash famous a Bitch. I gave all the answers and the reasonings for this mystery abdominal surgery there. I think you get a kick out of it. I'm rarely wrong, but whatever Megan Markle does, she's wasting money. There's absolutely nothing interesting about her not being mean, but the girl's not very likable. I don't think she could shy and wants to do its shoes like fun. Confounding is

that people at William Morrison Endeavor who represent her how they not know? People get turned off by Megan's desperate attempts to be something that she's not. I mean, didn't they want a quiet life where they can safely raise their kids? Remember that? I mean forgot's like this girl was on a show that wasn't even on prime time And did you reread what she did to Billy Joel

when she worked as his assistant for a minute. Oh my god. I guarantee you all the items she sells on this website will be in the local bargain been a year or so from now. Speaking of phonies, Whoope Goldberg said yesterday that she thinks a lot of the images we see if Donald Trump at rallies and such, are driven by artificial intelligence. She said this on National TV. It's all the hens around her. I don't think Trump is even there, that's all AI. It's just my opinion. I don't think

he's there when they say he is and we gotta go to break. Always right before break, she dumps these amazingly untrue statements, and of course the audience erupts, the applause light goes on, And always out of towner is because real New Yorkers do not go to see the view. Always out of town is clap and hoot and holler. But let me tell you a secret that some of these shows employ a buddy of mine. God, I swear to God, one damn in Los Angeles, I just moved there. I

got my shows off the ground. I was doing well. I was at motor Vehicle. I want to say, he's like nineteen ninety eight, ninety nine. This guy approaches me. I know him from New York. His name is Jason Shrift. I think he even maybe worked on the Rosi O'donalds show when I first met him. Either way, he said he came to LA to try to get a job with a TV show, to direct a TV show. I'm like, wow, bro, do you have any leads? No? Not really, but I'm gonna just pound the pavement and see

what I can find. And this and that I've said good luck to you. You never know. The guy went on to direct two hundred episodes of Jimmy Kimmel's Late night show, talk about striking Gold imminuately got here, two

hundred episodes. Then he directed Curb Your Enthusiasm. Now he's doing different things, but Jesus Christ, but he told me that these shows, like The Rosia Donald Show and The View in particular, they hang these very delicate microphones above the audience and that's why the applause and laughter is always so loud, and these mics can pick up a rat pissing on cotton down the street.

But yeah, that's why when you hear these people from out of town whopping it up on the View, when Whoopee says, I don't think Donald Trump's even there, the microphones are like a foot from their faces, very loud. It's a trick. This is kind of a sad story, but no, it's not. Actually I told the shad story was the other day when I said, Natalie Portman and her her husband Benjamin Midpiod midipiod the hell you pronounced it, are separated divorcing. He cheated on her. I guess she

was shit in bed, because God knows she's very pretty. She's a Harvard educated multi millionaire. That's not enough for this guy. Whatever he needs Natalie wasn't given to him. And some of you reminded me a j maybe she sucks in bed. You're right, it could absolutely be that. I didn't say that the first time I launched that story, but yeah, she could be horrible in bed. I don't know. I know she has a bunch of one offs, like with Ben Affleck and Sean Penn, so she's offering

something. But recently I saw a picture of her and Sasha Baron Cohen and their families actually under police investigation. They were pictured on a boat trip in Sydney, Australia in the Harbor, and the local residents and the local media were very mad that Sasha and Natalie and their kids were pictured on a rented boat because this part of Australia is still wacko for COVID. They said. The COVID nineteen cases had been rising in Sydney, forcing the city to go

into a stricter lockdown. I remember you guys writing me emails from Australia years ago, tell me how bad it was. Is it bad again? Residents are not allowed to mix with different households and have been ordered to stay home except for exceptional reasons. Well, how about Sasha Baron Colin and Natalie Paulman at together? Well their families. Isn't that an exception not to people in Australia, because once they saw the pictures, well, these families mixing,

they got pissed. They complained and the local police looked into it and then stated, well, officers went to the Northern Beaches Police Area Command that got information about a group on a boat back in July of twenty twenty one, breaching public health orders. Police view the information and confirm the activity. I can't believe this is still being spoken about. These two are good friends. They're go on boat rides together, especially during the last year or so because

their families. They both moved their families to Australia. But Australia's got to knock it off. There are way more things to kill you in that continent than a few days of the flu with COVID. Stop and get over this already. I thought Australia was cool. What the fuck is with Sydney? I don't know. People in Los Angeles are crazy too. One of Taylor Swift's secret projects has now been shut down just as quietly as it was planned.

You can imagine everything Taylor Swift is planning to do gets, you know, the silent treatment until it's there. She's very good at hiding her plans. But she was scheduled to shoot at the Hollywood Sign recently, but now it's been canceled because residents there are complaining. Fucking people in Sydney and people in Hollywood have nothing better to do. They complain that there are people about

a Hollywood Sign about to film something. Give me a break. Some guy who handles the city film permits even said Taylor Swift's not going to be in attendance or performing during this shoot. But the decision came down the after local residents expressed outrage over the production crew there. People who live by this landmark were very pissed off after learning that a giant production would take place this week and they don't need it, not in my backyard. Law enforcement also had

a copy of those permit notices in possession. Meeting authorities had been made aware of the shooting as well. Now the cops say the filming was going to be for Disney Disney Plus actually, and it would be taking place along Mulholland Highway, mohalland Drive right below the Hollywood Sign. So preparation for this shoot began the other day. Cameras were scheduled to be rolling, and yesterday was supposed to be to shoot, but it all got canceled. Neighbors were furious.

Three days to shoot by the Hollywood Sign is too too much. Nobody does anything by the Hollywood Sign. There's no reasoning to get angry about people being up there, really, you know. I mean. One of my

first shows we did was the Peg and Twistle episode. This is the young actress who lived in Los Angeles who could not get work and was just so distraught of her notework that she got dressed up, including some nice high heels, a little outfit, and a purse, and she walked a hike up the hill and got to the Hollywood Sign and I believe she was able to get on the h I think it was the h and jump off into the canyon and she died. Police found her heels on the way up, one

of her heels on the way up in her pocketbook. And the famous story is one of my favorite episodes, is that a couple of days later there was a note in her mailbox that she was scheduled to be in a play for several weeks, so she was gonna get employment and maybe change her life, but she committed suicide before that. It's a great story. They say that peg and Twistle haunts the canyon in and around the Hollywood Sign. So

I was up there to shoot that episode. Three cops or three sheriff deputies had to be with me, and there's like a fence around it that you can't. You have to climb the fence to get to the letters. What you're not gonna do. The fence is pretty high and the spike's on top of it, so it's very, very difficult to get to the actual sign. But it's a beautiful view when you're there. But those people will take that Hollywood sign real serious, and they say that she's haunted that canyon forever

because the smell of gardenias is always around the hills. That's a perfume that Pegenthoist will love to wear. The only weird thing and I smelt it too when I was up there. The only weird thing is no guardena grows in that area, So is it really Pegentist's ghost or is somebody hide to some of Gardenias who knows either way. A lot of things happen in LA, but shows want to use your TV, your block to shoot this series on

even houses. I've come home to different apartments and houses in LA in the last twenty seven years and had notes on my door telling me the production company from blah blah blah show is going to be shooting here from this hour to this hour, on this date to this date. And you're notified you can't park in the street because though the production trucks are going to be there,

that's kind of a non event event. One of my buddies had to leave his apartment even in an old, beautiful apartment in West Hollywood that they used for a show. I think he had to leave the partner for like four days, but they gave him two granted day. So man, it's not a bad deal if they choose your dwelling to shoot in makes some good cash.

This next story is the last story, and I want to preface by saying that I've been getting a lot of emails from people, not a lot, about four or five to talk about this whole mystery surrounding jay Z and Beyonce and his cheating and the fact that a girl that used to be his mistress died suspiciously. And I've heard the story. All these guys cheat. There's no surprise jay Z cheats. We've always known that. Beyonce know it,

knows it, knew it. Our sister didn't like it and smacked him in the elevator that famous video of him, he gets kicked in the elevator. He's done some bad things. He's even mentioned him on his songs. So it's Beyonce. So I'm not surprised by that. But i will tell you one thing. People keep sending me stuff written by this quote unquote journalist named Liz Croken used to write for the tabloids. I don't trust her at

all. She's made some wild claims about things that have been completely untrue, and she's I don't know if she's pushing this or if she just jumped on the bandwagon, but basically, be careful with anything she puts out there. I'm telling you she's not good. But the whole mystery surrounding jay Z and Beyonce and how they live their lives and how they made their hundreds of millions of dollars and the more or less the secrecy around their child, Blue Ivy.

But the bigger mystery is about a woman named Kathy White, who's best described as jay Z's ex mistress and a girl like I said, who died mysteriously. And when all this went down, it was reported on the Internet that Kathy White had just passed away from her brain aneurysm. But there are people close to the situation and close to her who were on record saying Kathy's

cause of death is uncertain and the death is considered suspicious. So what basically happened was when friends of Kathy White saw that she suddenly passed away, they began an investigation, and here's what they found. They say Kathy didn't die from an aneurism as was reported widely around the internet. According to a New

York detective, there'll be an autopsy and toxicology reports right now. The death is considered suspicious and basically, Kathy White died exactly one year to the day from when his story broke on the Internet about her and jay Z's affair. And look when it comes to this death, Basically, a nine on one call came in from an apartment on Nineteenth Street in Manhattan. Ambulance came and took Kathy away because she was very ill, but the Beath Israel Hospital and

that's where she died. And it was too early to speculate that an aneurysm killed her, but the immediate thing with people close to her believed that someone might have given Kathy a bad drug. And with all the stuff we've heard recently about p Diddy, a lot of people say Jay Z and Snoop Dogg and Doctor Dre, they're all involved in crazy shit like this, all of them. I think I'm the first guy to tell you seven years ago, Sean Combs was involved with murders. I said that I wasn't afraid to say

because I heard too much in New York City. I believe what I heard about two days after the announcement that Beyonce was pregnant with their baby, this woman suddenly dies under suspicious circumstances. So the question was was was she trying to extort jay Z? I don't know, but if jay Z and Kathy had a phone conversation, the cops would want to talk to him, would they not? Because Kathy's death is probably gonna be investigated even more. Jay

Z's friends swear he had nothing to do with her death. They say he wouldn't throw his life away. Beyonce nos, jay Z fucks around. Everybody knows if Kathy Wyatt was going to expose jay Z, nobody would really believe her, or if she did, they just take it on the chin. But the weird thing is this latest autopsy of her death has never come out, not even the Enquirer, and that's the papers where Liz Broken used to write I did too. I'm not taking that away from some of the rights

for the tabloids, but I don't trust her reporting. She's been wrong so many times since I'm doing this show, and a lot of you said, read lose Brok and I'm like, no, I won't. She's been desperately wrong on huge stories. I can't rely on this person's reporting. So there's even a death associated with jay Z about a bodyguard of theirs was killed or just died, it's kind of unsure, like the whole Obama's chef death mysterious surroundings. Does the media control what happened around jay Z? You know,

maybe he's that powerful a guy. He's got very, very big, important friends. So this woman writes to me, who swears this is true. She says, look, you're gonna know this from the street. The gossip from the street on Beyonce is people think they know for a fact that seventy percent of this story is true and there's more to the story than was not told. Okay, the other dirt I was given, some of which I don't believe. There have been stories of threesomes between Rita Aura, jay Z

and Beyonce. When Rita Or first came out, they said Beyonce likes to get along with Rita Aura without jay Z too, and that has called strains in their relationship. But think about it, Why else would be who's very insecure when it comes to other female acts. Why would she have Rita Aura

or a pretty young thing around her husband twenty four to seven. I mean, Beyonce didn't even like Rihanna, especially since jay Z had an affair with her, and that's why you very rarely see photographs of Beyonce and Rihanna together and jay Z used to call Rihanna his little sister. The other rumor that I've heard that this reporter has spread is that Beyonce was not pregnant. That's

a tired old rumor. I mean, people say Beyonce had a surrogate, which means her eggs and jay z sperm were used, but she didn't carry the baby. We saw pictures of Beyonce pregnant, unless they went to great lengths to make believe that was her belly. I don't believe that's true. I just don't. I mean, there's a lot of people in those photography sessions who would have spoken out, who would have dropped a hint to hear anything like that. It's not like Michelle Obama, who we can't find one

picture of her pregnant with two different kids. That story I tend to believe more than Beyonces. But they said that's why the timing was so off and the whole pregnancy was rushed. She said that she was pregnant in August and gave birth on January seventh, and she knew her loyal hardcore fans wouldn't question her, but the white media wouldn't care enough to question her, and that people in actual brain could be labeled haters for questioning her pregnancy. See,

I get people who send me crazy things. I just want you to know, I get sent things from people that I don't think is true at all, But I want you to see what some of these people say, how far they go. You know, everybody's adrenalists. Now everybody has a laptop. Everybody can peruse the Internet, and anybody can write and form an opinion. And it makes those of us who've been very good at it for thirty years appear foolish. But they still continue to say Kathy White's and jay Z's

fingers are all over this story. He got rid of her, and that may Beyonce happy. That's all you need to know. I'm told they say jay Z and Beyonce don't sleep in the same room. They try to play up a huge front light. They're a picture perfect happy couple, but they can't stand each other behind closed doors. This is a power struggle between the two. Beyonce wants control, but jay Z needs it. Beyonce's not as dumb as you think. It's a front. She's not a good speaker,

but she is far from stupid. She hates that some people view her as a stupid singer and trying to change that. I mean, this is the kind of stuff I get said. I have to let you hear it once in a while. But the whole thing with Beyonce was not pregnant. You lose me right there. You know you just got you gotta come with better stuff than that. Long story short, just last story of this person told me. I tend to believe because some of these recording artists do go to

great lengths to have you think certain things about them. This girl sends me an email and please don't use my name, don't use my email. Okay, I'm not won't say nothing. She's given me stuff in the past that's panned out. She told me. Look, long story short, Beyonce's people had me and my friend go to a major department store in a major city and buy out her house of derryon clothing line four thousand dollars worth to make

it seem like she sold out. The clothes weren't good and they didn't flatter the curves as intended. Let's just say we weren't impressed with the whole transaction. Yeah, but you did it. You know, you went and did what they asked you to do to prove that Beyonce's clothes are great. Do I believe this story? Yeah? I do. In a weird way, because that's the lengths some of these celebrities go to to make you believe that nothing they touched can be a failure. I don't know much about Beyonce's clothing

line. Since then I couldn't care less. I don't know these rappers and recording artists have brands and liquor and clothes and makeup and jewelry. I have no idea anymore than people sell. Everybody has multiple businesses. They're will becoming millionaires before our eyes. But I just want to leave you with something that gets dropped in my lap. But I want you to be really careful whenever you see that name attached to his story, Liz Croaking, just be be

careful. Read it two or three times and ask yourself some serious questions. If she says that she has pictures that she was going to expose to jay Z with her with him and Kathy White together, well why didn't she exposed? Why don't she get the pictures printed? What's the big deal? You can run a picture of jay Z with another girl, They're not having sex. Show the pictures. The fact that she never showed the pictures right away,

I know she spose it that this never happened. She didn't approach jay Z and said, I have pictures of you and Kathy White. If she had those pictures, especially the inquirer O the Star would have ran there little thing with it. I wish you guys know, but you know you can't because it's confusing out there. Especially would have to have points. But I do not believe everything you hear, and believe half of what you see. A lot of hucksters out there. I'm the guy to go to for the

real juice. You know where to go Patreon dot com. Slash Fame is a Bitch. That's it for today. That's your free show, half hour's worth. I felt like doing this solid today, but I expect you is to lose your branch and your little sanctuary and come to patreon dot com. Slash Fame has been for five bucks a month and get the good stuff, all right. I'm aj Benz. That was your free show from March fifteenth, twenty four. Talk to us tomorrow. Fuck, thank you for listening.

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