Baby, Please Come Home

And today's show, I'm gonna talk about a few things, but mainly what I wanted to talk to you about is really well, I shouldn't say it. Just do yourself as a favor. Even though tomorrow's Christmas Day, this is gonna be a little Christmas gift for you guys on the Patreon app. I'm gonna make sure you guys have something to here tomorrow. I know you're busy. If it means you got to wait a day or two, I get it. We're all busy. But I want to give

you something I think you're really like. So today's show kind of like every other show, not gonna make a bunch of mess about Christmas. We've been doing that. We've been alluding to that for a while. I gotta tell you. I I woke up this morning, oh before I get, before I go, you know, this last minute decorations, because sixteen people are coming over, Tom are right or twenty fifth, And I'm fining stuff in the garage. And I hung the Burmese python garland up with Joey and Rosalie. That's done.

And I find the big Christmas wreath that always hangs in front of a big window that faces the street. It's lit up with life. It's got all fancy shit on a jack. Put it together. It's got an iron backed. I mean, this is heavy. It's thirty pounds. You gotta get a ladder, you gotta And it's against the house, and a lot of shrubs have grown, and there again the aluminum sidings. So to get behind the shrubs or put a ladder behind the shruck, it takes a lot

of work. And I posted a video on the Facebook, pitch, my shins and chavs are so ripped open from this bush, these bushes. And when you're working, you really don't care, you know, you know you felt a little pain or scratched, but you don't care because you gotta finish the job. When you get inside, you go, holy shit. I riped myself to pieces. So check out that video. But the last minute wreaths her up. The house looks great for tomorrow, Roslie and I fixed the living room and the dining room.

Oh my god, you'll be seeing videos, so stay tuned for that. But I woke up this morning feeling sad, a little blue, as many of us often do during

the Christmas season. We've gone over this many times. Some of us have lost loved ones this time of year, or maybe any time of year, but Christmas season makes you think of that, and it really hits your heart, and you know, it's just a matter of accepting or learning the fact that the very people have made sure to make this holidays so magical for us when we were kids are gone, and so we carry on this tradition so our children can one day continue it with

their kids. You think they will. You think Roxy and Roco can whip up Christmas Eve dinners that I grew up on and still eat at sixty three years old. They never sat, they know what stuff shells are like. But they never sat down and watched lobster being cooked, and crabs and tripper redanata and clams casino. There's a lot of things they haven't witnessed. Don't know. Maybe in a few years there'll be robots feeding all of our children in our dining rooms. Who knows what the world

has in store. But anyhow, I woke up. I hit some sad, sappy playlist on Spotify. Right the first song that came up Starry Starry Night, The Life and Death of Vincent Van God, the wonderful artist. Always loved that song. I know it's a sad one and all, but I love sad songs, and this one tells such a great story. I mean, you know, Storry Storry Night, it's beautiful, But that verse, now I understand what you try to say to me, how you suffered for your sanity, how you

tried to set them free. They would not listen, They did not know how perhaps they'll listen now here it is you're ready. It's a big ending for they could not love you, but still your love was true. And when no hope was left inside on that story, Storry Night, you took your life as lovers often do. But I could have told you, Vincent, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you come on. It's just gorgeous. Hey, j what's the big deal? You always cry? I know,

but here's what I found out today. Today is a day that Vincent van Go, suffering from severe depression, cut off the lower part of his left ear with a razor blade while living in France, and then he documented it by painting the self portrait with bandaged ear. And today we all know Vango is regarded as an artistic genius and his masterpieces sell for record breaking prices. But here's the motherfucker of it all. During his lifetime, he was a poster boy for starving artists. During his lifetime,

he sold only one painting. My mother would tell me, you're not gonna quit the newspaper. You're not gonna quit newsday. You're too good a writer. I will not let you quit. You've got so much more to write. If she didn't keep barking that in my ear, it didn't matter what professor said or teacher said. My mother telling me you better not, don't you dare? So I stuck with it. By sticking with Newsday. I became friends with Linda Stacey at the Daily News. I worked for her. She hires me,

she brings me in, then she quits. I take off a hard job. I got the page, I got two columns. I lived my life because if my mother hadn't told me, don't you dare? I might have walked away from it all. And my mother never saw much of what I wrote. You know. One of my first bylines was my father's obituary, and hers came five years later. But Vincent van Goh, what a story, and what can you imagine? Why would that happen today of all days? To listen to the song and sing it and be teary eyed in bed

and then come to learn today's the real day. Way back when when he did what he did, he ate you know, he traveled with his brother. I read about Van Gogh because I went to his uh not his, but there was a big exhibition in Los Angeles a couple of years ago. I took the kids when Lola and I first split. When you were divorced or a separated dad, you gotta do things with the kids. You gotta You can't just hang out on the couch. You gotta do things. So let's go to the Vincent van

Go exhibition in Hollywood. And it was beautiful. I don't even know if it's probably not out there anymore, but it was really his pictures. His art is everywhere. It's on video screens. The whole room looks like his beautiful blue and the yellow. Just you immerse yourself in his world. And he had a brother that basically, you know, more or less, took care of him. The brother was younger than him, and the brother was an art dealer and

supported him financially. And because of his brother, Van Goh met different artists like Gogan and different artists that would motivate him and move him to keep going. Like my mother's voice in my ear, van Go was spoken to by these big artists to keep going, and he did. And he paints beautiful. He painted beautiful countryside scene, still lives, that sunflower series, the yellow. It's just beautiful. I love of art. But get this, he wasn't old. He was

a young man. He wasn't even forty when he died. And yet they talk about him in a fit of dementia, having tensions with the friend and Van God threatening his friend with a knife. Then he turned it on himself and cut his fucking ear off. Then he wrapped the ear and he gave it to a prostitute at a nearby brother he used to go to. That poor chick must have been traumatized forever. How do you ever eat autachietti pasta well for you not Italian's atachitti means little ears?

How do you eat autchetti if you hand somebody your ear in a napkin? Put in the hospital, then putting a mental institution, and went mad, went mad. But in going mad, he also got intensely creative, and while he was there produced some of the best, most well known works like Starry Knight and the beautiful blue painting of the Iris called Irises just gorgeous. Then he kills himself and eighteen ninety two years after he cut his zero of turns a gun on himself and died at thirty

seven years old. Man, what is it about tortured artists? You know? Speaking of artists, many of you know Fred mc murray as the father and my three sons. Oh ho chip, hey day, that's all I remember him doing with his uncle Charlie. His manservant say trolie, Can you get the chip to come down stairs? Okay, sure, what a crazy show we watched My Three Sons. So I'm watching a movie last night which I love, Double Indemnity,

really fun movie. Fred McMurray is the star. Now, the first time he see his movie, you can't believe that this is the father from My Three Sons, But he is, and he's good. And he walks in he meets Barbara Stanwick. He was trying to do some kind of insurance situation where her husband or husband wasn't in, so he talks to her alone. Now, this is as sexual as you can get in movies. Back then forties you just couldn't say things you wanted to say. So this is how

sexual or non sexual sounding things got. But I guess heat it up audiences way back when Barbara Stanwick said, They walk into the living room and she says, you want me to talk to my husband? And he goes, I'm sorry, getting old of that idea. And she goes, there's a speed limit in this state, mister Neff forty five miles an hour. He goes, how fast was I going, Officer? She says, I'd say around ninety maybe faster, and then he goes, Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and

give me a ticket. Suppose I'll let you get off with a warning this time. Suppose it doesn't take. Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles. Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder. Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder, and then he goes, well, that tears it. I don't even know where they get these terms from, but it's just great, just great. It was a hot afternoon, and I could still remember the smell of honeysuckle all along the street.

How could I have known that murder could sometimes smell like honeysuckle. Maybe you would have known keys the minute she mentioned accident insurance, but I didn't. I felt like a million bucks. You gotta see these movies. See Double Indemnity in such a great movie, and you're gonna have a lot more respect for Fred McMurray, much more than what you think he did and what we all thought he did with my three sons. That wasn't his career.

It was just a job to keep the lights on. Well, somebody's lights are gone out, and that might be Russell Brand. He's now facing new chargers after two more women have accused them of rape and central assault. I get to feel and Russell knew this many months ago when he decided to step down and say he's retired from, you know, commenting on social media. I never believed it for a second. He just had to regroup and figure out his shit

talk to his attorneys. But the Metropolitan Police released a statement saying that the Brand has been charged with one kind of rape and one kind of sexual assault with two different women. The women made reports and there are new charges and they continue to receive support from specially trained officers. That's from the Metropolitan Police Chief. The investigation remains ongoing and detectives urge anyone affected by this case, or any of them with information, to come forward and

speak with police. A dedicated to Blah blah blah who I don't know. Who comes forward? I don't know, then of course they have to tell you. Support is also available through the independent charity Rape Crisis by contacting this number twenty four to seven. I don't like what I read a story about someone who killed themselves or unless they know Matthew Perry took too much Kennemine and went in his hot tip. The guy was a junkie for years.

And they always have to finish the story by saying, if you or anybody you know has suicidal tendencies, call this number relax. I don't want people to die from suicide, but we have to put that in the bottom of every story. This is the Hollywood superstar who made tens of millions of dollars and still treated his life like shit. He wasn't ever gonna call a suicide hotline. New charges for Russell Brand. This is only eight months after he was charged with the rape one count of rape and

I love this. I don't love it, but very reminiscent of Harvey Weinstein. One count of oral rape, I mean two counts of sexual assault, one count of indecent assault after four women came for oral rape. So you're telling me you invite a girl back to your place, or maybe you're in her place and things have to happen,

there's gotta be some kind of consent. I would think initially before a girl was on her back and oral rape of cars, or if you're sitting down and you force her head down on your lap, that's oral rape, I assume as well. I just I just feel like outside of coming into a woman's home and grabbing her and choking her and saying you're gonna do this and I'm gonna do that to you, I don't understand oral rape.

I think that there were many many minutes beforehand that seemed consensual and then what he went down on you, or you he asked you to go down on him, and that's considered rape. I don't know. I don't know, man. Remember the whole story with auzis'm Sary, that ugly comedian, the Indian kid who he's pretty good as a comic, as an actor, and he's prolific in his comedy writing. So I'm not gonna speak too badly about him. But this guy got torn down during the B two movement.

He had a girl come over. They dated a few times. On this last date he had her on top of his counter. I think in the kitchen he went down on her. I mean so much, and she complained and charged him. So many things have to happen before that sex act occurs. There's so many outs until that happens, and these girls just don't take it, or they figure after it's done. I didn't like that. Fuck him. He was mean, didn't walk into my car, didn't send me flowers,

didn't like his attitude. I'm gonna say, rate me. I just don't like it. I feel bad for my son and other other men's sons. I feel good for girl. Don't get wrong. There's plenty of shit had guys out there, but men, young men, you gotta be careful going out because this is something that guys my age never thought about. It just never occurred. But yeah, it's everywhere, and it's still happening for eight nine years after me too. And here comes these two more chicks about Russell Brand, one

with Katie Perry thinks she knows the real hymn. He said he's not a fool, but he was a fool when he was younger, but it never engaged in non consentual activity. I pray that you can see that by looking in my eyes. I like Russell Brand a lot. I think he's so smart and quick and brilliant. He really knows what he's talking about. He never stumbles. He says the most complicated sentences in a row, and the guy is like man, he just never fucks up. That's

a talent, and he makes sense. One girl said he raped her against the wall, which, by the way, guys, ladies, sex against the wall not a favorite position. I guess if you're picking the girl up and you're holding her under her thighs. Okay, fine, it looks good in the movie. The guy doing it doesn't like doing it. You don't get the same amount of thrust. Your back is hurting your arms. Maybe not, depending how big the girl is, it could be a problem. If she's not five to

one hundred and three pounds, you're in trouble. Same thing with shower sex. Don't get me, don't call me. Just let's do it before the shower after. I'm not getting in there with a slippery floor. I'm gonna pulled the curtain. The rods are gonna break. No, it's gonna be a big fiasco. Let's just stay in bed. But the second girl is saying that he was very emotionally abusive and controlling. She was only sixteen and he was in his thirties. She says, so keep your eyes out for a big

court case in London June of twenty twenty six. But I gotta say they've been investigating this guy for three years and have no charges. Kind of curious speaking of men who do whatever the hell they want with girls. My god, there's a video circulating on Instagram this morning of Jeffrey. It's ai of Jeffrey Epstein running around with a phone taking selfies with all Harvey Weinstein, p Diddy, Kevin's Basey, Chris Tucker, David Blaine, Bill Gates, Donald Trump,

anybody that's ever been named in this Epstein situation. He's running around taking selfies. Looks very real. We know it's not, but takes a picture in front of Congress Pelosi smiling and waving. It's pretty cool. Yeah, I mean, the Epstein things just keep happening. Did you read about this letter, this letter that was put out this is bad as part of the ongoing document dump about Jeffrey Epstein. This

letter pops up that he sent to Larry Nasser. First of all, I want all the documents to be dumped in one time. Stop doing it every few days. I'm sick of this. Give me everything. That's enough. But he sent this letter to the big pedophile, Larry Nasa, who used to coach or train the United States girls gymnastics team, and he molested tons of young female olympians and Epstein. They uncover this letter and in a letter he's announcing

his intention to commit suicide in this jail. And he sends this letter to NASA, the team doctor, not trainer doctor, and it's handwritten. Dear Len, I almost feel it's fake, because this is a creepy fucking letter. Listen to this, dear ln. This is August thirteenth, days before he was found dead in his jail cell at Manhattan Detention Complex. Dear right now, Ellen, Ellen, as you know by now,

I have taken the short route home. Good luck. Then he tries to justify their perversions, and he says, we shared one thing. This part I don't believe. I just don't believe this. We shared one thing, our love and caring for young ladies and the hope they'd reached their full potential. I don't believe another a man would send that to another man, a man who knows he did bad things, sending it to a man that we all

know did bad things. As the women testified, some own biles and all those gymnasts testify, would have creeped this. Fucking Larry Nassen was and you're tell me. Epstein still sends a letter with his name on it. This guy was so careful about not being caught. Why would he be so sloppy? Well, three days before he was found dead. I guess his mind was spinning. No, no, there's nothing else better you can do than write Larry Nasser something about this is fishy. But then the letter turns to

President Trump, now before Trump is even mentioned. I don't trust this letter. Then it goes to President Trump, with Epstein saying that without evidence, and fifteen years after falling out with his former friend Donald Trump, he says, our president also shares our love of young Newbile girls. When a young beauty walked by, he loved to grab snatch, whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the asylum. Life is unfair, yours, Jay Epstein, Guys,

I don't think that. I think a man like him would write a letter like this and be so full of prose to make a joke about grabbing snatch and snatching grub. I don't believe it. I just don't believe it. And it was addressed prison facility in Arizona, but it got returned because NASA was no longer there, and by the time I got returned, Epstein was already dead. I mean a letter was set, no doubt about it. Did he write it? We'd have to get handwriting analysis and

all that nonsense. I don't know. But you're gonna write a letter to a guy that was nailed for going to jail for forty to one hundred and seventy five years in prison on sex assault charges abusing female gymnasts when he said he was giving them medical exams. That's the guy you want to write a letter to and speak like that and put your name on it. I

just don't believe it. Samon Biles, Gabby Douglas, Jordan Weibert, MIKHAILA. Maroney, Ali Reisman, Raceman, all these chicks were abused by this guy, and you're gonna write him a lot of I don't buy it. The DJ said. Thirty thousand pages of newly released files included untrue and sensationalist claims made against President Trump that was submitted to the FBI right before the twenty twenty election. To be clear, the claims are unfounded in falls and if they had a shred of credibility,

they certainly would have been weaponized against Trump already. I agree, let's see if they can get to the bottles. But I'll tell you this letter is not good for Trump. I'm his biggest fan, you know that. But I also know the guy for over thirty years. I've been to his house. I've bet the Trump Tower. He invited me on his helicopter. I didn't go. I've had dinner with the guy one hundred conversations. Nothing about those times suggested to me, And you know me, I'm sharp. I sends

things way ahead of time. I got the spidy sense. Nothing told me this guy's into young girls. No, he's into beautiful women, of course, women of an appropriate age, who were all gorgeous and sexy, and they were the kind of beautiful women that no man would ever throw out of the events. Had alone approached them. And Nicole Smith, who he was with right before he began to date

my ex car young our ex Paula Bruney. He read seyn Ye supermodel Kylie Bach's supermodel Sandy Taylor Penhalse, pet Barbara Moore, playboy playman Kimi Lee, Conrad Heffer's x gorgeous playboy playmate Gabriella seventeen, he tennis star Juliet Honey from Fox News. And you know what, I didn't know me and Trump were Eskimo brothers with her as well. I didn't know he was a Juliet till I read his

story today. How about that? And naturally, the Sports Illustrated swim Suit model Stacy Williams, who was the first supermodel I ever fell head over heels for when I went to my first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue party and Stacy Williams. Look her up. She cuz Trump. She accused Trump of, you know, sexually assaulting her back in the day, you know, five six years ago. I'm not sure it's true or not, but man, was she something else? And listen, yeah, you

can't always believe what you read. Obviously, because I read something so many years after this love triangle meet him and Carl were involved in. This is how bad the media is. I've said this on multiple podcasts, on different radio shows, I've written about it. They still get it wrong. Quote. The supermodel was engaged to, got engaged to gossip columnists aj Bens, and once she crossed paths with Trump, we

would never engaged. We weren't even really together in ninety seven when she met him at the summer and went to the us O. But we weren't even I was in LA. They just get it wrong. Audio exists of her calling at the Stern's Chock Chock radio show to explain the love triangle, just moments after Trump himself told listeners he and Carl were no longer together. Awkward. This fucking media is such shit, you know, shocking. Just I don't understand why they just can't get shot. Are they

that lazy? I don't know. Jeffrey Efton and Donald Trump, two New Yorkers who also lived in Palm Beach, of course, got to go back and forth. Meanwhile, the Biden crime family had one hundred and seventy two suspicious activity reports filed by global banks with the Treasury. Each one of those cause, each one of those situation, each one of those reports has caused some money. Laundry did sixty minutes

to a piece on that. No, did sixty minutes to a piece on Nancy Pelosi's seventeen thousand percent return on her husband's holdings since she entered Congress. No, but Trump and Epstein go ahead, keep going, Dig dig dig it ain't there, and there's nothing there. Like I said, Trump

has been grow crazy his whole life. And most men know, if you got the money and the power that you fought and worked so hard to obtain, what good is it if you don't go after the most beautiful women to make your life complete, you'd be a fool not to do that. I remember Trump. I had editor or a playboy. Steve Ramball told me Trump came to him with an idea for a layout. What she said, let's call it Trump girls. All the girls who work in

my corporation. Trump girls. They're beautiful. You've got to do a pictorial Trump girls. Not nude, just risque, maybe a lot of wet lips, lipstick, low cut shirts, you know, the trill. As egotistical as that sounds, it should also scream that he's not into young girls. The guy's been married to some very beautiful more, he was married to the most There's no first lady who compares to Malaney in terms of looks. None. You're gonna tell me Jackie, Oh,

and I just can't bite on that. I can't after her. There's no one. Look at Hillary and tell me who's more likely to mix it up with Epstein. Come on, Sinatra used to have a saying, why go off a hamburger when you got stake at home? Exactly Bill Clinton at hamburger at home, so he went and find steak. But this letter, the Epstein wrote to NASA, if it's even true, which I doubt, it's not good. It's bad anybody taking notes and trying to connect the dots. Look,

we all know what's out there. These guys, according to this letter, are birds of a feather. And let's not forget. And I'm on you know what side I'm on, But let's not forget what's stacking up here five hundred and fifty fully redacted pages and county. There's a Marlaga video of Trump and Epstein talking over women. We've seen that. To me, it's no big deal. Then of course they're grabbing by the pussy tape. And then he said, Jeff

Epstein likes some young in a Vanity Fair article. And of course Epstein's got pictures of Trump on his desk, and that birthday card that shared secret from Trump to Epstein, a photo of Epstein holding a check from Trump to buy a girl, and of course Trump holding the miss teenage USA patterns, the flights they were on together on the Leena Express, whether it was one, two or three,

I don't know. Then there's lawsuits from women saying that Trump sexually assaulted them, and he'll always be plagued by this. Whether he's guilty or not. It doesn't bother me. He's got three years to go. I don't care. The family doesn't care, as kids don't care. I don't care now. Look, I know what Jeffrey Epstein did is despicable, but I'm at the point now where I just don't care anymore. I'm sorry. I know whomen were harmed, young girls. My heart breaks for them. We need more than to come

out and tell stories. And since they don't or won't and don't want to relive their past, I'm done trying to figure it all out. The whole Epstein file thing, the Epstein files that became the holy grail twenty twenty four election. Anybody with Trump derangement syndrome hung on to that for dear life. I don't care if you can identify what chick eight cheerios at Epstein's table. It's not gonna make our country safer. It's not gonna drive down

our ridiculous multi trillion dollar debt. It's not gonna bring world peace. And just remember this. Whenever you're talking to friends out there, always remember Epstein donated to Bill Clinton, never Trump. If he had the goods on Trump, he would have let them fly in his first term because he hated Trump. Because Trump threw him out of mar A Lago for trying to pick up young girls. I don't know why. It's not that difficult for people to

see anyhow, Gang, Merry Christmas. We say Merry Christmas here. We don't say Happy Holidays. We never do. The word Christmas is very important. Happy Holidays is for losers. And we just continue to win. We're winning with the hottest country in the world. Everybody tells me this. All we do is win, win, win, no matter what. Call DJ Khaled,

I'd like to lay down a trap. But seriously, Gang, as we turn our horse toward the big Christmas Day and dinner and gift opening, which is always a beautiful time, remember that this new year is going to bring a lot of new stuff to the forefront that we have to deal with. I know, we think when the year ends, we're going to start clean and fresh and do things a different way, and make sure our world it's not

going to be better. It's going to be more of the same shit, thicker shit, thicker shit that runs deeper and stinks more. Just get ready for it, batting down the hatches. I think we're in a good spot. I think where I know, we're in a much better spot than where we were. So do the best you can. Enjoy the holiday and don't let it. Don't let the economy and the situation around the world, and the Muslims in Australia and Bondy be all these things that are happening.

Try to just forget it all for that day or two. Enjoy your family, Enjoy your kids, because that's the most important thing. This other stuff is all horseshit. It's all horseshit. The world's going to keep on spinning after you and I are gone, and there'll be more people making more complaints, saying different shit than you and I I can ever imagine. Just try to enjoy the day. Whenever people get married,

I always tell the bride make sure you eat. They look a bit like I'm crazy because you get so wound up in your wedding, whether the groom or the brock. You don't eat eat. You paid so much money for this beautiful food, you lay it over. What dishes are we gonna serve? Prime rib fish, pasta, salmon? Eat the fucking food you ordered. Same thing goes for us. Enjoy the world you're in because it could change in a second.

All right again, There'll be something for you, guys under the tree Christmas Day, Christmas morning, if you have time. It won't be a forty minute show. It'll be something nice. You'll enjoy it. And that's my gift to you for being so true and loyal to me for eight years and counting the longest job I've ever held down. Thanks to you, guys, I love you. Talk to you tomorrow.