Ain't No Stopping Us Now

very rarely seen number. In fact, I venture to guess it's only seen once a year. What a ridiculous thing. I just said, you don't see that date too off? And of course you don't ask me you see you once. I'm frustrated you don't. I there was problems on the riverside platform where I taped the show. For some reason, things were getting Kuka Mamy great word, by the way, no one says Kuka Mamy anymore. I love Kuka Mamy.

Cuka Mamy and conniption fit. Don't have a conniption That was a big thing in the seventies, so it kept cutting me off. I'd go ten minutes. In nine minutes in get dumped off. Finally I get Mike involved, let the computer, restaurant hour, turn everything off, turn it back on, start recording. It's going great. Twelve minutes in some kind of power search at the house. TV goes out, laptop goes down, the AC kicks out. I have to toss that one away too, So this is the fourth attempt.

But it's like when you're in a movie. Sometimes when you make a movie and as a you say a joke in the scene, right, everybody laughs, or they try not to because it's you know, they don't want to be heard. But you know, when a joke lands, people laugh. But if you do nine to ten twelve takes that scene, that joke is not gonna gonna laugh. After the second take, it's just gonna be so no one's gonna like this. It's not a funny joke. It was hysterical, you know,

twenty minutes ago. But now it's over. I'm gonna try to keep up the enthusiasm on my head and heart as I go the next forty minutes or so. On minute forty four seconds and there's that number again. The other day, my ex girlfriend Christine texted me because she was very close with me when I was with Chico. We lived together in the house on Long Island, so she was with Chico would be all the time, so

he was very fond of her. Two and she said she heard the show the other day where I talked about him and him singing the Queen music, you know, we other champions and blaming raps. Dare I mean? She goes, I just went on my morning walk and something. There was an earthquake. She's in Jersey. Then a little tremor somewhere, which is weird because that was the Chicico story a few days ago. Does he create hurricanes? This kiny? I

mean earthquakes. It's really weird. So she goes, when that happened, I looked at my phone and the time was twelve twelve, not eleven eleven, but twelve twelve. Okay, some people dig on that number, like eleven eleven. Then she goes. While I was walking, I stopped to see how everything was doing and the address on the house. She even sent me a pick forty four. I'm telling you there's something going on up there. Thank God. I might go see police Academy two tomorrow with Roxy and Rock Go. I'm

gonna laugh at that movie. I used to love the first I love the first one. I loved the what's that show called Police? Sorry? Where they the movie was based on that show? I believe what just very like what's the word I'm looking for? Tongue in chic they would do things like when the when the show ended, it'd be like two guys in the middle of a laugh and the show start, the credits start to roll, but they're still the film isn't frozen. They're just keeping

their faces frozen. Stupid shit like that. But the comedy on the type of comedy, and Police Academy too is raunchy again, a little bit here and there. That's good. The Pendulums coming back, which we always knew it would, but it took a long time. We could say retard again. Right. You don't have to look left, right left before you start a conversation with a friend. Just walk. I never changed, but some of you you're gonna like the freedom that it gives us again. And it's all because of Sydney's

reading us jeans. You're flying on the shelves. I really do want to do a whole show in Trump's voice, the whole show, and now it'scept to Sydney's leaning. But I will say this, I you know, Pam Anderson one of my great pin ups of all time, maybe the best ever in my book Raquel Welch. But she was more an actress in a pin up. Either way, she's fantastic. Can't take the bangs and then they'll makeup. I've said it fifteen times. I'll say it one more time. Put

some pop of color on your face. Now that you've got a manny in life. Not that he would have a tele towab make he's too much of a gentleman, but you know what, there's something for him like that. But maybe she does. I don't know, but I know she's smitten. Obviously she baked him salad dough bread one morning before she came to the set at five am. She brought up a salad dough bread and something else. He was saying, it was just the best berett I

ever had. It's the best beat of a had. Speaking of which, I watched the Jason State at the movie together night called It's the Mechanic. Wait, that's an old one. There's a new one of his Oh yeah, I know, because I always say he has to say the movie title in every movie he does. I'm just the beekeeper, right, that's his job. I'm just a working man, right. I know every movie he's got to put his It must be a thing. I've got to say my movie in

one line. So I'm gonna like, I'm gonna watch the movie, I think, or at least have dinner with the kids something. We'll do something. But getting back to Pamela, so top of a game, I want to play by mansion. I've told you this story many times, I believe, but I wanted to talk to her. She was not alone, but not with with somebody at the mansion on like lingerie party, so forget how she looked. And she's just very you know,

laughing with people. I said to my friend Sam, who used to was a penthouse pet and she knows Chandler, I said, I love to talk to her. She was, go talk to her, She's so great, I said, I panic. I'd never panicked in front of a girl. That would panic me. She just go do it. She knows who you are, do you think. Yeah? I go over Toil. We start talking. But I said, look, I want to call you one time. Maybe we'll get get some dinner or something. What do you say you want to do that?

You know, very like playing no big hoopla, let's go out, let's get something. I'll buy your dinner, all right, give me a number. She's okay, and she writes it on paper. I had that piece of paper forever. It was on Playboy Station thirty two, which was so cool. I remember the first three did just was six two six? She was three one oho two six two? Was it six two?

I'm losing a gangs thirty years ago, well not thirty but twenty something, so yeah, I said, is this your manager's number or your or you know, your your agent? I don't want that. No, it's fine. Why would I do that? All right? No, conra okay? And of course I didn't call it for like a week. I was passed extricken, and I did call the next weekend, and I called, and she picked up. I love, and I

couldn't pull a trigger, and I hung up. She stars sixty nine set back then, and I pick up hello, and in the background I hear my voice on her TV doing mysteries and scandals, and I hung up, and I never rest her out. But about a month later she cast being her TV show VIP, which was totally cool. I didn't expect that. So talking about when she comes home, comes on set in the morning, I thought, on godly hour,

I'm in a chair already getting makeup. She comes in looking like a million dollars, even though it was so early, plops down in the chair. We could both see each other in the mirror. I was like, Hey, thank you so much. It's such an Oh. I'm so glad you can do this. Great, we got have so much fun. Yeah, thank you, I really appreciate this. I love to work with you. Go okay, you know, very sweet sweet Street.

The guy doing makeup, of course, it's a big old queen and he's like, when you do TV or movies, you gotta do that. You need. You can't have any shine on top of your head because the overhead lights, so they always put some coloring in there if you have a if you have thin hair, which I have, and usually it's stuff called topic t o pp I K. It's like a little brown or little jar. You shake it like a pepper shaker on your head. It sucks when you do it. I didn't I never did it

when I was going out. I'd done it for TV, but I can't do that. Shit gets on your pillow at night. It's disgusting. So the guy throwing my hair, he goes, what can we do up top? What I mean? I just want to get to shine away? Do you mind if I put some powder? Said, oh, go ahead, I've gotten it before. Well, this guy didn't have a little can of topics, which you can kind of discreetly do. You could put your hand in front of it while you shake it so people can't see. Pans right next

to me and it, you know. And this guy doesn't have a little can. He's got it all nineteen thirties perfume, dispense. The old ladies who are are used, you know, a crystal, a crystal bottle with topics in it, and then a cap, but a long hose, you know, and a little squeeze, a little squeeze bawl. So but it's such a grand thing to do, Like step back, I'm gonna spray this man's head, This balding man's head will now be okay for television. She's right next to me, she's seeing this.

I'd rather be was I'd rather he would have fondled me than that it destroyed me. That's how we are with other securities. Don't touch the top of my head, don't touch my stomach. I can only work on one of those things. Although I haven't eaten much at all. I ate one thing today, piece of toasts. I didn't get much sleep. Don't know why. Ran out of out of old pms or a ton old PM whichever ones I take. I switched back and forth. I didn't take until too late, and I was reading the phone looking

at something. I blew it. I missed my window. That happened to he. I know it sucks, but I'll regroup and get much better today. So yeah, I mean, just for her to be there and see this happened to me. But now she's lamb. I think they're gonna be together a while. It looks like it's a really fun thing. I know we talked about it the other day, but I'm happy for and happy before and now you know now that she's gonna do this, bangs and they'll makeup shit.

It's up the chicks like Sidney Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney to carry the torch that Pam Anderson passed down to her. It felt that way, especially with her movie out and Sydney's jeans had out. It's all like kismet. It seems right. Everybody's happy for everybody, except people who think that Sydney Sweeney is a Nazi because she has blonde hair, blue eyes. Ridiculous.

A lot of guys have had the Sydney sweet on the radio radar the last three years because of that HBO show Euphoria where she's naked plenty of times having sex. Of course, she's got a black boyfriend. You can't have. You have to do that, you have to do it. It's Hollywood. It's unbelievable. Not does anything wrong with black of mice together I've done a million times. But what a big role to put her in. Well, that show is all about making big splashes and getting right in

your face. But yeah, I feel like we saw the torch git passed on in real time. I like it, even if you actually seeing the jeans at I see like clips of it on Instagram, and shit, they got dogs doing it now. Lizzo did a fake one and she's back to being like no, no, no, I still got my belly. I still got thick thighs. I'm still this way that way, but that's how I choose to be. Body positivity is about being thinner. It's about how you feel your body. Oh honey, you look better, but stop

acting like you did it. You didn't do it. You got a lot more work to go if you want to. But it's all perfect. The jeans that great company name American Eagle, Sidney Sweetey's body. Then we find out this registered Republican Ough Trump's Head's gonna explode. But it got me thinking about the big story of the day, the last two days, and this is all about Howard's den and his contract at Serious XM gonna come do soon.

And the word is they're not going to offer from that contract again because frankly, I'll gets cut right to the chase. Frankly, he doesn't. His show doesn't bring in enough money to support his one hundred million dollar a year salary. Less and less people are listening to Serious, More and more people listening to podcasts. They're more entertaining. They weren't. Howard's old shows were the best thing we

ever heard. Now it's no one cares Ryan Limo Driver sal They're like, it's it's you're widling it down to too many small pieces. No one cares. It's all manufactured anger. Now half the time I hear a clip, I know exactly what's going on in that room. So it's either that, which I think is a major reason that hey, hey he's got one hundred million five more years now they know he's alienated his base. Howard's based was the working man.

Howard's based for guys like me, because Howard had this thing, you know, he wants to stick it to the man. He wanted to be like, you know, let's take let's take the man down as if he was having trouble. But he grew up not wealthy, he didn't like his looks, he had his problems growing up, therapy for years, you know. So you know, I don't I don't have to tell you how great it was to be on that show. But it's either that and he's going to go call a day, or I think it's part of it. It

could be all of it. Is that Robin Clivers I had heard, had gotten their cancer back from a reliable source, pretty reliable source. And if that happens, uh, you know how Howard will work anymore? He will not do. He'll never do the Howards durn Show without Robin Clivers. He told me that I'm more than one occasion. Robin has to be involved or else he loses that dynamic, which

we don't really think there's much there, you know. You know, Robin's was a few things now and then, but it's not like but I guess he just needs that person next to him to as a springboard, whereas jokes could land. I mean it was, it's a great pairing, but she's not funny. You know, she's just Robin in the glass booth away from everybody or working from home. But anyhow, I think that's a that's what's also going on, I believe.

And that's sad because when the first time she had cancer, it was really bad, and that's what Howard publicly said. If Robin had died, I would not have done the show. I would have stopped. I would have walked away. I think at this age she's seventy one now. I met him thirty years ago, thirty one years ago and had his birthday party in New York City. I'll get to that in a minute. But the last twenty years, no,

no good. It's all because of that fuck Marcy Turk, who came into his life and told him about all these different things you have to change his life. She saw the future. Now. Back then we thought she was nuts, but apparently she really knew the future that you cannot keep tolling girls bitches, or you can't have all these trampy girls pets and playmates and porn stars. You can't have guys who are bologna young girl's asses. I mean, all the raunchy things he did. She knew, you can't

do this anymore. It's gonna destroy you down the road. She it was way before me too, but she felt something coming, not unlike the fact that I heard not too long ago, maybe a year ago or so. With the advent of AI in it. With respect to movies, a lot of actors who have twenty five year careers are not gonna have them anymore. They can create your younger you. Everything's gonna change. It may be great. I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't want seeing Nicholson again at

a young age doing another I'm all for it. I mean, it's you know, you can't imagine it, but it's on the table, it's here, and that's progress. You can't stop progress, You just can't. You got a hold on tight. So I don't know. I just a guy like him. The way he handled big shots, and the way he orchestrated old people to talk on the show and leaf and who to aggravate, who to get him aggravated. It was a perfect madhouse. It was like living happily inside a madhouse.

But you know, this guy, it just all changed when Mossy Turk came along. I think at the books she gave him to read, but he always talked about this book that was very important about his changing in life. His daughters began to resent the show because you know, they got to a certain age where they didn't want their father talk that way about women. So I understand why he changed to a degree. You get older, you can't do the same shit. Can't talk about sex with

women when you're seventy one years old. No one wants to hear that. So she made the change, and she got rid of a lot of people his life, like Gilbert Godfrey already Lang Craig guess myself to a lesser degree, Guys who went on the show and made people laugh and said crazy things and we had a ball, there were racist things said, there were god we you know, it was crazy. She knew it was coming. And all

those shows are erased. You can't go on YouTube and find already Lang and Gilbert Godfrey doing a black voice about I mean, they wiped it clean. And he's changed so much now he's the cool guy. He wants with me, the cool, crowded Jason Baby and Jennifer Anis Did and Jimmy Kimmer and Fallon, They're all the way of the same shirt. It's such a different Howard Stern that it's

almost not him. Remember, remember you, I drive to work sometimes I take a longer route to work because I didn't want to miss this whole interviewer or this gag he was having on the show that day. And I get to work and sit in the parking lot. I couldn't leave until a commercial came on. And you're driving on the highway and you see people next to you laughing at the same time you're laughing, you know, to listen to the cern. Firemen, cops, garbage men, electricians, carpenters,

working men were plugged into him. And then he went against the working men. And I don't think he's happy about it, although I think he knew he had to do what he had to do. So I don't like to talk very badly about him, but I had a ball with him. I did get to me and like I said, thirty one years ago at his birth and his fortieth birthday party, which was held at Have It on the Green in the middle of Central Park in New York, very she she place old money type place,

been there forever. I don't know if I ever tell you the story. But back then, my body, my buddy, my buddy, Ronnie MISSELLI was now dead, was dating this crazy sexy Panhouse pet star Cindy, Cindy Kimberly Taylor. Yeah, because her real name is Cindy, I think it's Kimberly Taylor. Yeah. She was a knockout, and she got Howard's attention because apparently he had some Penhow's pets of the show. So she was picked. She's funny, she's crazy, she's hot. He

loves that. So she was invited to his birthday party and she told Ronnie and Ronnie says, you should bring AJ because Ronnie didn't care about radio hit like that. I says, what, Yeah, can I go because I don't have a plus one, but if you want to go, and we'll go together, and maybe you can. And it's kind of early, so early in the morning and take a train out there or drive and not get in. Uh, but I said I got to do it because I knew,

I felt I could be on that show. I'd listen and listen and go, I could be on this show with this guy and make him laugh. Kimberly's there. She gets there first, or Cindy her real name, and she tries to get me in the front door security stop because she kept finding doors and entrances, and finally she got me inside, and I'm looking. It's like a wedding. Two hundred and seventy five people, a band, the Jay Giles Band, actually Jay Giles Band, Uh loves Stinks Angel

in the centerfold. They played those songs that day. So Howard's up by the day as people are coming to say hello, you know that kind of shit. I didn't want to bother him. He didn't know me, but uh, back then, I was a real hothead, real okay. And that kid who used to do the prank phone calls for Howard Captain Jenks. He always got onto Larry King and local news stations and would say babb a booi. He was a riot for a while. But apparently one day in my in our column Linda has said something

about I didn't write it. She did, and I forget what it said, but it wasn't very Complisle. Oh, he got a record deal and we were making it's like the record deal. He does prank phone calls. I said, I know, it's stupid. So she made a comment. I'm sitting at the table with Cindy and he's there with a guy named Big Black, with a big black guy obviously, and a few of the wat pack. I think Fred the Elephant Boy was there as well. It's crazy table

and I'm going I gotta get on this show. So he comes up to me and he leans into me short like five six. I didn't like what Linda Stacier you ro, I said, I didn't write it. Linda wrote it. I know, I think about Linda. Be careful, be careful now. And he called it a sea word. I said, oh no, no, no, oh yeah, no, no, no, I'm gonna say that. How dare she? He was just he wanted a fight. He was so obvious. He was performing for a fight, so I gave it to him. I said, say that again one more time.

I'm gonna lay you the fuck out. Say it again. And then the big black boy, big big black stands up. His bodyguard stands up, and I'm not worried about you either. You're next. People lay at the table going, hey, don't stop. The guy stopping. So he said it again. I gave him a shot across his cheek with my open fist, you know, palm, nice smack. I said, not, you know, fuck will in his name, man, because you guys know

how important she was to me. It is to me, but back then I just started working with her, so I was very protective of what this woman was doing for me. So I'm listening to the show the next day after the party, and they're all Fred Robin Howard, They're all talking about it, how great this one this one said there, And at some point Howard goes, but you did. I did. Captain Jenks almost get into a fistfight with the Daily News reporter. This s a j Benzon,

what what the hell happened there? And Robin's like, who knows, you know, and then Captain Jenks pulls in and I'm home going, Oh no, no, I can't have this one. He's given it one sided. And Howard's like, well, well you know, Janks, listen, she's not a little cad. Is he big? He's not that big now, just putting me down. I mean he smacked me. You think he'd punch me. A real man would punch me. And I was like, maybe he didn't think you were strong enough to take

up punch. She wanted to just give you message changed you get under people's skin. So I said, fuck this, I'm calling and I don't remember how I got this number. There's a number you called to get run of the show. You bypassed all the nonsense and gary or stutter and drama to pick up. Hey man, it's agnuck Howard, okay man, And they put you right through at least me, guys like Trump myself, plenty of compact and just pulled in

and you're on the air. It was perfect. You're on the air and the biggest radio show in the world ever. It was pretty heavy stuff. So now we're both on the phone and Howard, I know he's on my side, but he has to play Kate with Jenks a little bit. You know, and Howard thoughts floating the idea of a boxing match between me and Jenks, and I say, you know what I'll do. I'll fight both of them in the ring at the same time. Put Big Black and Jenks in the ring. I'll beat the both of them up.

Listen to this agent. Listen to this guy. Hey, J Benson, who are you? What are you? What's I can't what, Robin, that's a real man, I know, that's a My goodness, listen to this guy. Oh God, Robert, how it was all over me. He knows exactly what he needs to do with people in the hot seat to talk. He gets people to talk. It's a very great talent. And remember I hadn't ever been in the studio with him yet,

so I didn't know how that whole circus worked. Because when you're in the studio, you see how he genuinely acts like a little boy on Christmas Day. Whenever the talk is going the way he wanted to go, he'll put the call on mute, he'll laugh, hystereaple in his hands, and he'll go back on the air. He loves it. And you know, I must have felt that this call was some kind of addition or something, because I was very different. I just I kept my cool. I spoke

very matter of factly. I'm gonna punch in the fucking face. There's gonna be two sounds me hitting you. You it in the floor. Howard's dying, I'll bring a step stool. You can find me a step stool. How's that? You know? Everything? But very calm. It was like a little scary too, And I could tell Jenks was skinning Howard's like, who is this guy? My god? Robin lookt age either show more often, so I knew I was in, But boxing match never happened. I wouldn't have done anyhow, But Jenks

and I became cool after that. But after that day, I was in and I could feel it. So I began to pull him whenever I wanted. It didn't matter what he was talking about. If he was talking to somebody I knew, i'd pull, if I had a story about that person, I'd pull. I'd call, like I said, John or Gary right on the air within two or three minutes. And it can be a very scary thing because you cannot let two seconds of dead air happen on that show when he's talking to you, you can't.

You've got to be loud, fast, you know, even a bit of a blow hard. And honestly, when you're on the phone with him, we're just sitting there in the studio. All you want to do is make him laugh. It's like being a kid again. Make daddy laugh, make daddy proud. Artie said the same thing to me too. You can't look both ways before you cross the street. In those interviewes. You just have to go against that kind of like not thinking of what you're gonna say, not giving what

you're gonna say more than one second's thought. It's like, that's not what clear minded, sensical people do. But you know, when he's talking to you, it's showtime. And I know this is narcissistic and all, but I used to love to listen after I hung up, because he'd go on sometimes for ten fifteen more minutes talking about you. And that day he did, Robin, I love this AJ. Here's a real man, right, Robin. He called in the Saycee, your bad name, Agent's gonna kick your ass. Right, that's

a real man. It certainly is. So I knew because I had the balls to call in whenever or whatever he'd always put me on. And one night I was at the after hours club over on the bedside of town with my boy Doobie, who owned the house. And it's like four a m. Howard's on the air for about an hour at this point, and I called in just to say where I was, who was with me, who was what the place looked like. I go, look this pimps, this prostitutes, gangbangers. Everyone's got a gun on him.

It's unbelievable. He's like, AJ, be careful. I now, it's fine. They love me. He don't worry about that. And I said, there's an old pimp here. His name is Coffee Red. I say, he's still pimping at seventy seven years old. He's wearing a suit and tie. The tie lights up, and in his glass, his cocktail glass, a tumbler. He had ice cubes that lit up. I don't know what you did. You put him in the frit when they have a mechanism. I don't know what it is. But he had a red and blue, one red, one blue

ice cube in his drink. Crazy Powell was loving it. Get out of the Y're gonna get killed. You're gonna get killed. Get out of there, go home, my god, go to bed. That's how it all started. Come to think of it, my entire whole quote unquote career on Stern began with a smack and then ended with a smack. Christ put a pin in that for one second, because I want to talk about uh a crazy day when I went to this after hour stuff, not even that late. I went kind of earlyish. I was sitting home with

the Lola, and I go, I needed paint thills bed. See, I'm gonna go pick up some biking in from Dube they got they always have stuff there because I'll go now, I'll be back in an hour. It's gonna go pop in, pop out, you know, forty minutes. Oh god, I'll be caad. I just got Okay, So I go there. He's not there, but the two chicks who ran the place, two of his two of his hookers, Shane and uh I forget those name. Oh my god, anyhow was the real pretty one,

got me, got me to stuff. And when hanging out in the kitchen, she was always a sweet, sweet girl. And there's a couple of guys there, but nothing's really happening. It's like it's like seven pm, so nothing, it's not after hours yet. But it was always there for me if I wanted to go, say hi, I was allowed to go upstairs where the office was. Nobody went up there, nobody. That was Doubie's whole operation. So that's where I met super freak Man. That was a great night anyhow, Rick James.

So I go to the house right, it's just becoming dark. I just wanted to run an aland get some pills and leave. Suddenly a car pulls up and do we had this big iron door. You couldn't open it. You couldn't like, you couldn't put your fingers through. It was like a solid iron door in front of the wooden door. So there, right, these guys are right, there's three of them right in the doorway, banging on it, and sne runs out. She don't, hey, who the fuck is this?

You know, they wanted to come and make some noise and rob Doobie and looked like they came. They had guns on them, and Shane gets this other guy up. I forget his name, but she's tossing out guns to people from the kitchen. There was there's a cabin of the guns in it. She gave me a pistol have this. I was just home. I was just I just I think I think rock s he was like two years old. And now I'm gonna after elice or a pistol in my hand, hiding ducking behind a count in case shit

kicks off. Thank God. While she's arguing with these guys at the door, Dobie and another friend of his come up to the house. They just arrived and there was some misunderstanding between these guys a Dubie. It really got it could have been real ugly. It wasn't like no one freaked out. Was that were done. It was like somebody took out a camera. It's so different when you're on that side of town. But it all got squashed.

These guys that they left and that was it. But I mean this place was I took the whitest girlfriends I ever had there. I took car and his sister one time because we have to show some fun in La and she had a ball off us. Eddie Griffin, the comic who was a regular with Dubies, was hitting on her and uh, just a lot of fun. He's a fast talking, crazy comic. I took Gale Greaves was the whitest girl I ever dated. I took her. I took butanana rider there. These guys they couldn't who you

bring it? Next week? Took Michelle Brando there, very blonde with a white god, a white range Rover and a blonde It just it was too white for the room. But uh, you know, they they loved those, They loved it. They were like, bring a man, let's have some fun. You know. He was really good to me, just just a character and also a killer. I told you before, I think he I think I did. He beat two murder wraps, and he himself told me, of course he

did them. Both. Told me where he hit the bodies. Well, the first body, the first body was hit not too far from where I lived, in a park. He was the first guy that said to me to court on the murder rep he beat it. Second guy, I said, what did you have? That guy goes. I didn't leave him anywhere. I learned my lesson. Nobody's going to find that boy. Nobody gonna find that boy ever, all Right, I don't want to know any more than that. Speaking of Michelle, let me get a supper water. Now it's

going dry. I made this pasta tonight with a lot of muzidel in it. You just make a nice quick mada dada sauce, chili flake's garlic and madandada sauce, really simple summertime sauce. Light. But then I let me throw you some muzadell and they keep it on low for like twenty minutes. Like the cheese all get melty and stringy, bad idea, so stringy. I couldn't even move it from the pot into a bowl. It was like three foot longs of cheese strings. But I've little bawl later. That's

why my mouth was tried from all the garlic. I think. So dating Brando, right, and you know I would tell her, Michelle, you got to know about your father, You got to know, you know. She just it was like a blank look on her face, because her whole thing was she was she would spend the summers with him and uh in tittioa whose island in Tahiti that he bought. And I said, you got to talk to him more, you got to

call him, go see him. He's so important that all the men that came out here to be an actor, all of the men that came out to La we did it because we wanted to be like your father. Really he blew us away. But she just remembered the guy that was high with some friends taking drugs and she was a kid. So that's the kind of shit

she remembers, including I heard this. I'd read this too, that she didn't tell me this, but I read this that he would have some guests shit in mason jars, yes, and he would seal them, vacuum seal him, labeled them and put them on a shelf and like a storage on his property though a little, not little, but like a like a garage. What the hell is that about? Very weird. That's who she remembered. But then I started to go, no, now, I gotta show you. You got

to watch God Godfather. She was conceived while they were shooting that movie. Marlon began on an affair with her mother at the point at that point, and Michelle was conceived during God It's too much, but she never really saw it. I'm like, get the fuck at you. I made a watch street carton, desire on the waterfront, everything I could think of. Though her father was great, and then she began to slowly come around. You know, gotta go see him. He's not gonna live forever, he's not

gonna be forever. He's getting old. You gotta go see him. And at one point even even she had she had she got him on the phone and got me to say all to him because I just wanted to I couldn't have a conversation. But he was, you know, nice to me. He was a littlely a minute, his service the brando. But is Malin smiling? But is Malin? All right? Well I feel funny calling you Malin, call me Malin. But he got to my daughter. Yes, that's good, that's good.

Fucking crazy. So her and I we had. I mean, I was at the I was my worst when I was with her. It was the peak of my insanity. Poor thing. She got treated badly at the end. I didn't. I just lost. I just bad. But one day did Channel FX was showing the Godfather Trilogy all day long, right twenty four hours or maybe the whole weekend. It was a big special thing. So it was on in my living room. I had a TV. My bedroom was on that TV as well. She's over the house, you know,

there's her father. She went up by the TV. She hat being roasted chicken wear, he chicken dinner. And then we started messing around the couch and then let's getting we're getting into it, so let's go to the bedroom. Go to the bedroom. You know, we're getting down. And there was a scene the scene where Brando Vido Coleone has shown his son Sonny, who got shot to bits and pieces in at the toll booth, and he just those tears come up in his eyes and he goes,

look how they math look at my boy? Look how they math look at my boy? And Michelle just she stopped what she was doing, picked her head up, looked at me and said, this is too weird. I cannot hear my father's voice when I can't. Please change a channel. All right, but it's a really good actor, stop it. She was well, she wasn't. She wasn't. She was a good girl. But I made her like into like a little bit of a renegade. I made her a brand though,

because I couldn't believe her. If you don't take pain pills, no what my mother has a whole bunch. Why she broke a leg? Does she use them? No? Can I have them? Yeah? I'll bring them here? Oh Christ. Then we start to really, you know, fall in love. And I just come back from Cuba, and I said, I kind of get this rum that they only saw it in Europe and Mexico, not in America. It's called Havana Club, they say Clube, Havana Clube. It's you'll see. It's easy

to find. It's not expensive at all, but it's delicious. It monds you to Cuba. She goes, I'll dry to Mexico and get that few. I said, wait, wait, wait, wait, if you're gonna do that, let me give you a list of pills to look for at these wonderful pharmacies they have over there. All right, So I'm writing down what I want. It's going to order. She drived to Mexico,

picks up everything I wanted to pick up. Then she's coming back and she hits to line the customer's line and she panicked, are you carrying anything that she just she panicked? She told the yes, I have rum, and I have a prescription medication for They took it away from her, let her go. She was crying. I said, you did what I'm sorry. I had panicked, all right, Christ just a drive to Mexico, come back and empty handed, but she just was so flustered about that. I aren't you.

You're a brando. You got bad, bloody you. I never did this stuff. Then she began to like it, and that was no good. I never did ecstasy. That's not I don't. I don't. That scares me. I don't know why it does. It just does. And she did it once while she was at my house. I said I don't want it. I don't. I think Neil took one too. I said I don't want it. I don't want And at one point she couldn't see and her eyes were wide open, and she's telling us in a very calm voice,

I can't see right now. It's very cloudy. You're awake, I know I can't see. That shared the shit out of me. But yeah, that's when I knew treated differently. She's a girl, she's not a man. But when I first met her, when I worked at E she had a job there as a producer on one of the shows that that all the beach shows, I think wild On with Brooke Burke. She was a producer there. Very Michelle's a great she makes a lot of money as a producer. So Rosalie and Jack came to visit me

with Joey and Jackie. They're up in the newsroom or walking around the halls, and I'd see Michelle sometimes pass and I asked her, who is that girl? That's Michelle Brenda as in Molly, Yeah, that's his daughter. Holy shit, she's gorgeous. I know, anybody dating her? No, She's saying, oh my god. So when Rosie and jack were there walking through the offices, I see her and I go, wait a minute, it's not And she looked, you know what I was. I was on the network. I go,

it's not. This is my mother, my brother and sister, my sister and brother in law, my nephews, jack this is my next girlfriend. This is Michelle Brando. Really, Michelle brand are give Mama's daughter. Yes, And she's like, I'm your next girlfriend? Said yeah you are. You don't even know yet, but you are. Well, we're gonna go out in about a month, okay, just you have fun. Sure enough, went out and see her not a month, probably a

week and a half later. Lived at Maria and Marina del Rey with about five cats, and she always wore black, so there was always cat hair on her pants. But she didn't care. She loved her kitty cats. In fact, Rosalie had a kitten one of her cat's gave birth and we gave it to Michelle. I'm sure it's dead by now, but she loved that kitty cat. She's a good kid raised by a crazy father, and now she's married with a child, still producing. But yeah, that's some crazy,

crazy times. But this Howard Stern story, I think it's gonna end in a way where he just politely walks away from it and maybe say, yeah, want to do other things. There is something I have my eye on. He could easily do with Charlie Rose type show, Larry Kingan type show. He's a great interviewer. It maybe once just hang it up. He's got all the money in the world, but he won't. He has too much of an ego. So I'm not gonna listen to serious excab if he stays. But he's not because they're not going

to offer the money. So I think it's gonna split. I hope I'm wrong about Robin's cancer. Yeah, those are some heady days, a lot of fun. You look back and go, he's seventy one now, my god, Like I'm sixty three, right, and from here to the end of my life. I look at like like a prison sentence, you know what I mean? Like I got maybe I got ten twelve more years the way I ran my body. Maybe less. I don't know. Let's say ten seventy three, all right, I could do ten more years. I could do.

That's standing up. It's like when I buy things. Now it dawns on me, this might be the last pair of sneakers. I have a blay. You don't think that when you're thirty five or forty five, but her sixties, I go, you know what, this sneaker is gonna outlive me. This might be the last car I own. You know, I'm not listening. I miss Tutsy terriblely. I're gonnaee her next week. I'm not gonna take her away from from Andrew. She's so happy there, and she's treated like a queen

with her mommy. And Michelle's a doting mother. I'm Michelle, and Andrew's a doting mother home. She works from home, she cooks the breakfast, cooks the dinner. I can't take her away from that. So I began to think, when would it be okay for me to get another sheetsu puppy. I know it's a very weird thing because I feel like I'm cheating on TUTSI. But yet I still want

a little dog with me. You get my point. And then I started to think, holy shit, this dog is probably gonna outlive me if I get a puppy now, Oh no, I mean she'll be taken care of, of course. But those things pop up your head. It's great to get all. Isn't a gang? Some of your little kids out there? You have no idea forties, late thirties, you got plenty at fucking time. My life didn't begin till I was thirty one. Enjoy it now, because boy, it goes even fast. I once you at the big four

or five. In me, forty five began to actually fifty was like the big eyes, like a little off. What happened there? My left? I look what's going after fifty? Things? Thought that your you're what's that thing on the car? I mean you check check your engine? Trouble that the red light comes off? Yeah, well you're in your sixties and seventy ye, red light's always on your head. Check

engine light, check engine, So check your engines. Gang, But definitely have as much fun as you possibly can, And now that the pendulum has swung hour away, there's no stopping us. No stopping us. I'll talk to you tomorrow, Gang,