48: Psychedelic Steampunk
Things get trippy when the Captain talks about Pink Elephants On Parade, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Psychedelic Steampunk band Jonny Squid. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Jan 25, 2013
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47: All I want for christmas is expensive steampunk stuff
The show has returned, hopefully it will come out more frequently now. This christmas special is a little late, but you wouldn't have listened to it until after christmas anyway. Don't forget to check out the captain's web series's christmas special as well: http://blip.tv/m4/5-happy-christmanukkahdanzaa-6465543 ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Dec 25, 2012
46: The Steampunkification part 1
After the Captain's failed attempt to remove everything not steampunk about himself (28: You Can Jekyll but you can't Hyde) he and Jack Yackly attempt to go back in time and kill people who made the world not steampunk as it should be. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Nov 18, 2012
45: All's well that begins well
The Captain will end the controversy and discover how time really began! ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Oct 21, 2012
44: THE PHILOSOPHY OF K-POP
As always, the title is in Caps because this episode has a very special guest, Lucy F. Tennyson. The Captain, Ms. Tennyson and Mr. Rotcorp discuss the deep philosophical meaning of that classic song "Gangham Style" (Whippet Gundam Style). ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Oct 06, 2012
43: Dr. Evil Strikes Back
He's back. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Sep 22, 2012
42: This is not a filler episode
This is definitely not a filler episode. It is actually part of the overall storyline, and it will make sense eventually, through some convoluted tie in at the end of the series, which at the moment has no end, just like this sentence (unless you stop listening), so we're all good! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Sep 09, 2012
41: DR. EVIL
As usual, the show title is in caps because there is a guest on. And there are moles in this show.
Aug 12, 2012
40: Musical Guest HYDROGEN SKYLINE
Hydrogen Skyline will be performing with Abney Park in Denver, August 5th. That means that the Captain MUST GO! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Jul 31, 2012
39: Off the Deep End
Just another show where the Captain rants about physics and surrealist movies. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Jul 23, 2012
38: RETURN OF THE RED BALLOON
And he did it again! This version really should work, and hopefully this whole mess won't happen again. It is an awesome episode, so don't give up. The long awaited return of the Captain's most popular guest. For new listeners, the shows with their names in all uppercase letters like this one have guest stars. That way, if you like the shows with guests, you can easily go through the list and download them. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Jul 02, 2012
37: Apocalypse Cow
Why is this episode named Apocalypse Cow? Because it wants to be. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Jun 24, 2012
36: AnomalyCon part 3
And again. Now the Captain discusses his favorite surreal film and reads a ridiculously long letter from Veronique Chevalier. Oh, and JOIN GOOGLE+ SO YOU CAN FOLLOW HIM! Facebook is going down after all. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Jun 23, 2012
35: Musical Guest UNWOMAN
The Captain interviews Unwoman and plays much of her awesome Electronic/Cello music. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Jun 02, 2012
34: AnomalyCon Part 2
Lots of stuff happens and the captain tries some new weird things. Of course, it isn't normal, why would it be? -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
May 26, 2012
33: EVERYTHING CHANGES!
And now...the show will never be the same again! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
May 19, 2012
32: PDF Bonus I: Sewerat
Well, since the captain hasn't been able to come out with regular shows as he attempts to reinvigorate the podcast, here's a random story he wrote: Sewerat By London Homer-Wambeam For every child lost in the city, a Sewerat was born. If you talked to any person walking the city streets, they would deny the stories everyone knows, but they would be lying if they said they didn’t believe them. No one denies the children are taken. The elephant in the room is that the children are taken to the sewe...
May 12, 2012
31: Musical Guest BB BLACKDOG
BB BlackDog is a steampunk band that the Captain interviewed at AnomalyCon. They are "super cool." -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Apr 06, 2012
30: AnomalyCon Part 1
I get a new voice, and I'm now very talkative. Lots of interviews from the highlight of the year, AnomalyCon! If you were interviewed, you may not be on todays show. Due to the high volume of interviews the Captain is spreading them out. Never fear, if you were interviewed, you will be on the show at some point. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Mar 31, 2012
Log 25: The Imaginary Evolution of Swing
The Captain's show is interrupted again, and he talks briefly about Muppets. What has this show come to? Here is the link to the Steampunk Lego's described. I highly suggest you pull up this link as you listen. http://flavorwire.com/233216/matt-armstrongs-amazing-steampunk-lego-inventions -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine
Dec 17, 2011
Log 23: PIRATES
The Captain is attacked by air Pirates and they are in turn attacked by Daleks (Why? I don't know). -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Nov 26, 2011
Log 22: The Fires of London
The Captain talks little as he is trying to get over a nasty sinus infection. However, he plays one of the strangest, discordant disturbing orchestral pieces ever written. The whole thing. I'm staying out of this one. The story below is somewhat short this week, but as soon as the captain is himself again, I will make him read me more. Here's another cool steampunk blog story thing if you miss the Captain's tales: http://missjacklewisbaillot.blogspot.com/ -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine) ...
Nov 19, 2011
Log 21: Steampunk Royalty
The Captain declares himself King, and a Justin Bieber fan. Unfortunately, I did not have time to transcribe a journal entry because of the lack of interest in it, so if you want more stories then email petrifyingproductions@gmail.com. Here are some links to things steampunks may find intriguing (or offensive): http://style.mtv.com/2011/11/01/justin-bieber-steampunk/ http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-3445_162-20127610/steampunk-yesterdays-tomorrow/?tag=cbsnewsTwoColUpperPromoArea -ATUM (Amazing Talkin...
Nov 11, 2011
Log 14: Capt-napped
I have to run the show all by my self because the Captain is gone for an undisclosed reason. I still play his music though, not to worry! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Sep 24, 2011
Log 13: They're Baaack...
Excellent music selection tonight brought all the way back from the wilds of Oregon. Beware though, the captain does nothing but try to convert his listeners to tellotherpeopleabouttheshowism. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Sep 17, 2011
Log 9: Dramatica
I am not flattered at all Liz. Not even one little bit. Ok, maybe a little... -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Aug 18, 2011
Log 8: Dubbed
The Captain reveals a shocking secret and does a badly edited interview with the one and only Gamera! (See video) -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Aug 13, 2011
Log 6: THE RED BALLOON
I am once again rather quiet as the Captain has his first guest on. Please let me know if he rambled. (I do enjoy smacking him when he does). Also, as new tradition, shows with guests, (and therefore more enjoyable) will have their titles in capital letters. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Jul 30, 2011
Log 4: Automaton Monster (In 3D!)
Once again the captain makes obscure references. This time to 50s B-Movies! (Robot Monster, Plan 9 from Outer Space). He also records it in 3D, like Robot Monster was. Unfortunately, he forgot that he has a purely audio show... ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Jul 16, 2011
Log 3: Shhhhh...
The Captain puts on his 'mopy bloomers' and enforces some strange musical rules. Excuse me if last weeks show downloaded twice or had technical difficulties, I am rather new at this. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)
Jul 09, 2011
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