Ronnie Blakey, the John Farnham of Australian surf commentary, will be doing us proud in the booth at the Rip/Woz Finals. So what are his favourite World Title Showdowns in history? What has he liked about the 2022 CT season? What kind of A-Game will he be bringing to the broadcast? ...and will he wash the soap out of his peen eye before he gets a UTI? All this and more dealt with as we load up into the last few days before the hooter sounds at Trestles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
Sep 04, 2022•55 min•Season 3Ep. 50
Mark 'Poochie' Isaac found himself front and centre during the unprecedented flooding that struck the Northern Rivers earlier this year. After saving lives and livestock on the back of a jet ski during the immediate stages of the catastrophe, he and several other volunteers set up Wardell C.O.R.E (Community Organised Resilience Effort) - a grass roots, workers' cooperative that spent the following weeks and months rebuilding the town of Wardell and the surrounding area. Their work created a blue...
Sep 04, 2022•1 hr 40 min•Season 3Ep. 50
Nobody has reported on more World Title Showdowns than 23-time Gold Cone Piece Award Winner Nick Carroll (of House Frotherian). He was at Waikiki in 1914 when Duke Kahanamoku flogged Tom Blake's much loathed kook-box design on nothing but a piece of driftwood. He was at Manly in 64 when Phyllis O'Donnel and Midget shoved it fair up the seppo blow-ins to record the first "official" global championships. He saw the Wounded Gull steal everyone's chippies for four years straight, watched Layne and t...
Sep 02, 2022•39 min•Season 3Ep. 49
Last year Australia's most beloved supercoach Andy King helped orchestrate Gabriel Medina's total domination of the Rippy Woz Finals at Lower Trestles. This year, the King is back in Camp Oz, and he believes two World Title Trophies (men's and women's) could be making the flight down under when the fat hooters sing on finals day. Come with us into the throbbing Engine Rooms of all three Aussie Campaigns (Robbo, Eth and Steph) and discover why the King thinks the criteria is leaning our way. Hmaa...
Sep 01, 2022•22 min•Season 3Ep. 48
Olympian, 12-time CT Champion, Aussie Battler Icon and undisputed Swellian Queen Sally Fitzgibbons knows exactly what it's like to take on angry Goats at the Rippy Woz Finals having been there this time last year. So open your earhole and pour in her sweet nectar, cause Our Sal has got the goods on how this thing is gonna play outt! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Sep 01, 2022•29 min•Season 3Ep. 47
Last year the little-known battler mongrel icon Morgan Cibilic created history by becoming the first Aussie bloke to fight it out for a World Title at the entirely new single-day surf-off format at Rip Curl WSL Finals at Lower Trestles. Although he went down first heat to Conner Coffin, he done us heaps proud ay, and he's in a rarified position to know exactly what Ethan Ewing and Jack Robinson will be faced with as they enter finals week for the first time in their careers. So, what are the thi...
Aug 31, 2022•20 min•Season 3Ep. 46
We're only a week out and the Rippy Woz Finals Ramp Up has begun! Cop this: the 2012 World Champ and Pipeline Master Joel Les Parkinson reckons we're heading for an all-Aussie quinella. FARKEN BEWDY OR WHAT?!! Soak it in Swellians, if anyone knows... Parko's nose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 29, 2022•19 min•Season 3Ep. 45
Oli Firth was arrested on his way to Margaret River with 35 grams of psilocibin mushrooms. He spent three months in Broken Hill prison, better known as NSW's 'punishment prison,' where he met Murray Cook (Warumpi Band/Midnight Oil) and the seeds of Couch Wizard - one of Smivvy's favourite bands - were sewn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Aug 28, 2022•3 hr 45 min•Season 3Ep. 42
Ain't That Swell's favourite son and Cronulla-born, core lord, cone fiend extraordinaire, Connor O'Leary, recounts his mondo pit fest at maxing Chopes against the Greatest of All Time, Kelly Slater, Miguel Pupo's win, what the Aussie Onion learned from the Brazilian Storm, plus a review of his 2022 World Tour season. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Aug 26, 2022•37 min•Season 3Ep. 43
The 43 year old North Narrabeen former World Tour icon reflects on his landmark performance at the Outer Known Tahiti Pro. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 24, 2022•41 min•Season 3Ep. 42
Who stood tall and who capitulated when Joppo turned on the Jesus Juice? Smiv and Deadly head to the End of the Road to comprehensively dissect the heroism, hmaaadness and mondo corn-rinsing pack-fest that was the final CT event of the regular Woz season. Verdict? SHART! SHART everywhere! An all-time cone off spectacular right here at the home of Pure Tour Nerdism! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Aug 22, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 41
Before we consider the ramifications of the year’s final CT event, shouldn’t we consider the audience growth potential of Tandem Surfing’s inclusion at the next Olympics? Shouldn’t we pontificate on the possibility of Kelly Slater replacing one of our beloved Woz commentator’s for next year’s broadcasts? And don’t we owe it to ourselves to explore what happened to CJ Hobgood when he entered the multi-verse of madness via a glitch cone in 2010 only to find himself in Maurice Cole’s rave cave? The...
Aug 17, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 3Ep. 40
Steph Gilmore, Griffin Colapinto and Kanoa Igarashi are all on the qualification bubble for the Rippy Woz World Titles at Trestles, but will the Outerknown Tahiti Pro deliver them the opportunity of a lifetime, or shatter their dreams into a million little pieces? Former-CT-Aussie-icon-turned-Supercoach Tom Whitaker is the sporting shaman to see them through the biggest contest of the year so far. Find out how they're preparing and what he's doing to get them in the zen zone. See omnystudio.com/...
Aug 12, 2022•21 min•Season 3Ep. 39
With all eyes on Chopes and the Battle for Rippy Woz Finals qualification, we speak with the 2012 World Champ, 2012 Pipe Master and 2012 Tahiti Pro Runner-up Joel Les Parkinson to give us his insights on how things are gonna play out. Flip the muesli bar, open your ears and poor in that sweet nasally nectar! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Aug 11, 2022•18 min•Season 3Ep. 38
Straya rejoice! Nathan "The Hog" Hedge has been announced as the replacement wildcard for Gabby Medina at the OuterKnown Tahiti Pro kicking off in a matter of days. Ya boy Smivvy caught up with the insatiable tube pig to get his take on how to stuff ya face with endless vishnu at the End of the Road, who he thinks will make a fist of qualifying for the Rippy Woz finals under such extreme pressure, and how he won't give two hoots playing spoiler if the opportunity comes his way – a 10 point hole ...
Aug 08, 2022•31 min•Season 3Ep. 37
Is it just us or is shit goin’ turbo bat shit crazy out there? This ep Smiv outruns the highway patrol in an unregistered shit box on the way home from Splendour. Swellpocalypse hmaaadman Max McGuigan gives us the inside word on dragging corn at Ours on the backside. We drop in on Lobby O’Brien at ANZAC lodge, Huntington Beach, where our Changaz Battlers are sharing a couch, a fridge, and a single roll of poo tickets. Cal Robbo calls in from Chopes and cops an all-time rev-up spray from ya boy S...
Aug 05, 2022•1 hr 49 min•Season 3Ep. 36
Born and bred in Byron Bay, Torren Martyn is the surfer and adventurer featured in the Lost Track series, which has taken him across Australia by car, New Zealand by motorbike, Europe, North Africa and West Africa by van, and now South-East Asia by yacht. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Aug 03, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Season 3Ep. 35
For 23 years Chris Shiflett has been lead guitarist for face-melting stadium monsters of rock Foo Fighters, but did you know he also spends Christmas with Jack McCoy? That he shreds the gnar with Kerby Brown and Dean Morrison whenever the Foos are in Oz? That he wants JJF to call him into a wave at Pipe? And did you know his corn is sparkling even after the worst Cali summer in years? That's right, he's a hmaaaad Swellian Corelord of the highest order and Deadly got him on the horn to talk SB, C...
Jul 28, 2022•57 min•Season 3Ep. 34
Smivvy takes a trip to one of the most crowded prisons in the world to find out how Indonesian surf star, Agus Frimanto, ended up inside the day after the biggest win of his career. This article was first published back in 2012. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jul 25, 2022•18 min•Season 3Ep. 33
From Fiji to Chopes and on to Hawaii the former El Nina Swell-a-palooza has been upgraded to a full-blown Book of Revelations end-of-days Swellpocalypse! Thankfully Smiv and Deadly are on hand to guide you through the swirling biblical maelstrom of Pacific Ocean power and onwards to heavenly conical salvation... or they might just call you over the falls on the set of the day to scorpion face-first into volcanic fingers of reef. If that's the case, at least there's enough limes in hell to keep t...
Jul 21, 2022•2 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 32
Load up ya mayo guns Swellians, the Strayan charge towards the WSL Finals continues with a most dominant display of rail shamanism and lip destructivism at cranking-itself Jeffreys. No wall left uncleavered by his holy majesty Ethan Heeeeeeyeeeewing on his way to a famous debut win. Go on... Blitzed yourself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 17, 2022•41 min•Season 3Ep. 31
From the Smivvy Archives: The island of Bali is infinitely more complex and fraught with peril and perilous characters than most tourists ever get the chance to see. In almost three years of living there your boy Smivvy was gifted a rare and exceedingly raw insight into this island's unique blend of politics, corruption and old school tribal justice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 13, 2022•18 min•Season 3Ep. 30
He's the CT rookie sensation who's gone from creasing props in park Rugby League to folding Medina in Brazilian CTs and with only two events left in the regular season he's well positioned for a charge into WSL Finals. He's Callum Robson and he sat down for a quick catch up with ya boy Smivvy live from J-Bay to talk about motivation, form, and results post cut-off. Hmaaaaad! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 08, 2022•17 min•Season 3Ep. 29
The Children of the Corn Tour Episodes draw to a close with an evening of skitz real talk from the impact zones of Australia's most brutal slabs. Be held down at The Right, feel the impact of bone on rock at Cyclops and immerse your frontal lobes in the healing wisdom of two beloved Australian lords of core. A must-listen for the ages! UTFS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jul 05, 2022•1 hr 38 min•Season 3Ep. 28
The World Title favourites went Hmaaaaaaaaad in Rio, removing the gloves for a good old face slapping bonanza upon the rest of the dreamers who make up the Woz tours. But who got the best waves? Who surfed the best heat? And who melted like a backwards-over-the-falls-White-Chocolate-special in the land of the anal flossing dot thong? Smiv and Deadly investigate as only pure tour nerds can. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jun 30, 2022•44 min•Season 3Ep. 27
Come one, come all, come Steyne! Manly’s most famous and infamous Pub hosts Smivvy and Deadly 24 hours after Straya spear-tackled Scummo and his usless cronies into political oblivion at the Fed Election. And what a panel to help us celebrate. The Greatest of All-Time, 7 Time World Champ, Manly Royal and Swellian Queen Layne Beachley gets her grit right on alongside the newly minted Hall of Famer Joel Les Parko, and Brazilian Changaz-to-CT-back-to-Changaz cone pig sensation Joao Chumbinho Chianc...
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 33 min•Season 3Ep. 26
Join Smivvy & Deadly for a nauseating pro surfing deep dive and discover the ramifications of Grif and Steffy’s big wins in El Sav and what another near-miss for Toledo means for the Brazzo Storm as we train our lactating froth glands on final 3 events of the regular season. It’s pure tour nerdism at it’s nappy wetting finest! Bath in all its acrid burning glory. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Jun 20, 2022•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 25
Lick your finger and stick it to the breeze, Swellians. The winds of change are-a-coming, as they say, and it fucken reeeeeeks! Indonesia’s answer to the Brazilian Storm, the rancid, disemboweling gut bomb is about to explode in the face of World Tour surfing and it’s not going to be pretty. We recount the skitz conings along Australia’s east coast and all across the Asia-Pacific. It’s cooking out there c**ts! The mighty St Mick of Penrith delivers yet another miracle to his sodden comrades. New...
Jun 17, 2022•2 hr 25 min•Season 3Ep. 24
Stick ya hand down ya Reg Grundies after a scorpion behind the rock and feel the pride of pure Aussie Grit between ya fingers as the Changaz-Series-All-Stars-come-elite-CT-Head-Kickers take to the stage at the Miami Marketta for a classic Sunday arvo of yarn spinning deluxe. Post Margies but pre Snapper, Manly and G-Land, there’s no doubting Strayan surfing is in good hands with these hmaaaaaaad bastards! UTFS See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
Jun 14, 2022•1 hr 35 min•Season 3Ep. 23
A mission to maxing Desert Point opens a window into the insane genius of asymetrical loon, Ryan Burch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jun 08, 2022•16 min•Season 3Ep. 22
