Ain't nobody got time for that!

Moving house, swollen front doors, cheaters and combine harvesters.

The blackout, mini heatwave, Mercadona, hot voices and a sperm race.

Greetings, listeners! Here we are again – something we seem to say at least three times per episode, so why break tradition? This week, fresh from the great Spanish blackout, Michelle reports live(ish) from the front line, and we ask the big question: Would you rather lose your electricity or your water? (Spoiler: neither option includes wine, so it's a lose-lose.) Meanwhile, Sue tries to untangle the deep philosophical mystery of what’s topical versus niche and proudly declares that she is, in ...

A horny student, hocking, sink on a stick, arm touching and Mr Frosty

Greetings listeners, apologies again for the late upload of this episode, but it is worth the wait :-) Thie episode is all about Michelle for a change, she tells us all about her interesting salon experience, and her car's ITV (MOT) we also have our usual Ay Si and Ay No and of course Rag Round-up, also we have a brief guest appearance from the Love Doctor. That's enough to tempt anyone to listen! We also ask: Are we like Sherlock Holmes or more Miss Marple? Is a touch on the arm harassment? And...

Market fashions, sleepwalking, the Grand National and door to door salesman.

Apologies for the delay listeners, this episode had dropped a little late, but it is here now for your listening pleasure! We course have our usual Ay Si, Ay No and Rag Round Up and we give you a Vaseline update and Sue has a flutter on the nags. We also ask: How often do you sign your name these days? Does a person die if you wake them up when they are sleep walking? And, can we get on Loose Women or This Morning? Buckle up and enjoy! See you all, same time, next time! Give us a follow, like, s...

Toenail clippings, forced entertainment, crazy golf, eyebrows and all the meats!

Greetings listeners! We are back for another episode. This time, Sue is a little rogue as she poured herself a gin without measuring it, and Michelle has some serious wind. We have our usual Ay Si and Ay No's and Rag Round Up, and we also ask: "Has Michelle caused climate change?" "Can you make money from selling old slippers?" and " Can you get covid through your feet? - Strap in for another bumpy ride! Give us all the love by following, liking and subscribing or whatever we do nowadays, and dr...

UK TV shows in Spanish, pay as you go strippers, poking on Facebook, financial planners and all the dick!

Welcome back everyone! Here we are again with another episode, today we talk about all the Dicks, financial planning (yes, really) and all the old school social media. We also have our usual features, Ay Si, Ay No and Rag Round Up and we ask: Does Sue need a restart? Does Brexit ruin marriages? Is Sue's shower screen a health hazard? and Does Michelle need a new co-host? Strap in as usual for another bumpy ride! Enjoy! Drop us a line @angtftpodcast and give us a like and subscribe, and a review,...

Prada vs Primark, weekend's full of booze, beauty dupes, egg mayo rolls and 72 year old escorts.

Welcome back everyone to another episode of Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! This week Michelle is doubting life and she just can't, but she is able to power through with the help of Sue. We have our usual features ay si and ay no and rag round-up, and we also ask: Does drinking wine before beer make you queer? Has Sue taken a lover? Are we too old for TikTok? If you were to hire an escort, what's your age limit? And Is Sue really Cousin It? Strap in for another bumpy ride! Give us a like and sub...

Top shoppers, beauty tips, chewing the cud, Rumikub, kicking up a storm and naughty meats.

Greetings listeners! Welcome back to another episode of Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! This time we share some beauty tips as well as all the usual nonsense. Our regular features Ay Si Ay No and Rag Round-up feature a man in a wedding dress and a very modern Michelle. We also ask: Is Sue now ten years younger? Are we naming more storms? And: Are we cows? Strap in as always and enjoy the ride. See you all, same time, next time! Give us a like and subscribe, and a review if you would be so kind, ...

Gorilla Grams, 6 hour chats, The Lady, Lidl fashions, little tables and receding hairlines.

Greetings listeners! Apologies for the late upload this episode, things have been all go. You new episode is here now though, in it we discuss receding hairlines, finding purpose, and Sue's latest SHEIN hall. We also ask: "Is Michelle a gorilla?" "Is Sue a lady?" and "Is ir even worth us making resolutions?" Strap in as always and enjoy :-) Don't forget to like and subscribe, and drop us a line on Instagram @angtftpodcast See you all same time, next time!

Part 2 - Rats, Treesletts, time to ourselves, the upside-down cock and Sue feeling the force!

And just like that, here we are for part 2 of this bumper New Year episode! We continue with our Ay Si and Ay No's, Sue confesses that she has a twitch and Michelle confesses her new found love for Jason Statham! Enjoy! @angtftpodcast - drop us a line and show us some love, and of course your burning desires! See you all, same time, next time!

New Year part one! Poo nail, pink eye, getting banned from Instagram, NYD funerals, a willy in the hand and the year of Sue!

Happy New Year listeners! We hope that you all had a fabulous Christmas, and we also apologise for the late arrival of this episode, you do however get a bumper 2 parter to enjoy. In part one we tell all about our Christmas and New Year celebrations, decide what we are leaving in 2024 and taking into 2025, and reveal our latest Ay Si and Ay No's. We also ask: "Do only Americans get pink eye?" "Is Sue lazy?" "Is a willy in the hand worth two in the bush?" and "Have we both let ourselves go?" Stra...

All things Christmas, bathing in olive oil, stealing wine glasses and The Rock

Happy Christmas one and all! We are back again with more stuff and nonsense, with a festive twist of course because we are festive all the way this month. Today we ask: Is Sue a ho, ho ho? Is that Simon Cowell on the phone? And we may have invented a new fragrance: "Eau de Staffroom". We also have our usual favourites, Rag Round Up and Ay Si and Ay No, and we review some Christmas films! Get your Santa hats on and strap in for a festive slay ride! We love to feel loved, so give us a like and sub...

Christmas trees, singing kids, flies, eye tantalising and four seasons in one day!

Welcome back listeners! Season 3, who would have thought?!? We have decided that this month we are going festive all the way, hence our rather festive logo. This episode we get into Christmas, Sue has her tree up, but Michelle can't decide if she should buy one or not. The woman in our Rag Round Up story wishes she hadn't. We also start the new season with a new feature Ay Si and Ay No! Where we tell you one thing we have been loving and one thing that has been annoying us over the last couple o...

Entertaining workman, showering in the dark, welcome back John form the 1800s and a flue poo horror!

Welcome back listeners! This is the last episode of season 2, we shall be taking a short break, mostly to lay down in a dark room, until 6th December. Enjoy this episode, and if you have not listened before, get back! There's now 2 seasons to binge on. This time we relive a poo incident in Ibiza, and try to decide is Sam would fit under Sue's new driveway. We also ask: "Does anyone want a dirty shaft?" and "How many men does Sue have at her back door?" Strap in for another bumpy ride! Don't forg...

Lone dining, being grown up, sabbaticals, rate my poo and virile Vernon.

Welcome back listeners!! Here we are again with your fortnightly dose of nonsense. This week Sue is in an absolute good mood and talks about the randy old fella that visits her hairdressers to tell blue jokes and we wonder why all the non PC old folk have been cancelled. We also dive into the topic of lone dining and we ask "is there anyone out there who will make her a kept woman?" and "Can we be guests on Country File?" Strap in as always, and of course check out our avatar selves on Instagram...

Terry Atkins, mobile wallets, AI and watch out, Sue's pumpkins are out!

Hello listeners! Welcome to another episode of Ain't nobody got time for that! This time we introduce our avatar selves, so if you are not following us on Instagram, @angtftpodcast, get over there now to check out video clips from the episode. In this episode we laugh a lot at our avatars, is Michelle a poor man's Rick Moranis? Let us know what you think. We also live reply to an interesting message we received via Facebook, goodness knows why we got it, and Sue's recent shopping has revealed he...

A lot of unpacking, airport advice, hole filling, expressive hands and introducing Rag Round-up!

Welcome back listeners! Here we are again, this week we unpack Sue's eventful visit to Spain, which is a LOT! Mostly consisting of beer, food, fiesta, more beer and more food, and a lot of Spanish family. We also have you covered when it comes to learning Spanish, or have we? Probably not. Sue imparts her airport advice and we ask what time is it acceptable to start drinking? And, is Sue having an affair with the Amazon man? In our new feature, Rag Round-up, we discover there is a house painted ...

Phone on a string, Art Deco bars, wine bras and hard drive hoovering!

Welcome back listeners to another episode of Ain't nobody got time for that! In this episode we make our apologies for the craziness of the last episode, discuss our holiday preparations and discover that Sue has purchased a phone case with a string so she can wear it around her neck! Michelle now has a bar in her house, so Sue will be conducting interviews for bouncers, you know what to do: drop us a line! We also ask the questions: Can you take darts on a plane? And has anyone invented a wine ...

Overpacking for holidays, hair loss, and the love doctor!

Greetings listeners! Warning for this episode, it is more chaotic than usual, if that is possible, as we have an uninvited guest when Sue's boyfriend, Sam, comes home early! We do get the chance to chat about packing for Sue's upcoming trip to Spain, and we reminisce about our first holiday together. As well as talking about how impressed we are with shampoo bars and Sue does a lot of maths! We also ask: Is Sue going bald? And, what did the 2 nuns in a bath say to each other? Strap in for this r...

Plaster disaster, Primark shopping with a teenager, sticky weather and Rita Ora

Welcome back to another nonsense packed episode of Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! As well as updating you on our quest to collab with a sunglasses brand, we discover that Michelle should not be plastering and she should stick to girls things. As well as successfully acquiring the much coveted Rita Ora skirt, Sue confesses to filling a few holes in her time. There is also a trip down memory lane, as Sue goes on a shopping trip to Southampton and discovers that Debenhams is no more! We also ask t...

Chicken man, tuna face, favourite back ring, and free sunglasses.

Welcome back everyone! We are here again with another episode of Ain't nobody got time for that! In today's episode we talk about strange addictions, read some Facebook messages and Sue once again confesses to taking tips from Killing Eve. We also ask: Did a homeless man in a tree shit on Sue's car? And: What's the point of sexy lingerie? We'll let you all decide if Sue and Michelle have gone all middle class...probably very unlikely! Drop us a line on Instagram @angtftpodcast and give us a foll...

Expensive team building, sticky weather, all about Sue, forgetfulness and murder mysteries.

Yeeee haw! Welcome back to another episode of Ain't nobody got time for that! In this Sue centric episode Sue temporarily has her hands on her hips as she confesses that she has possibly lost her marbles, and her car keys and Michelle repeatedly asked for help! We also ask, is Michelle the new Carol Vorderman? And, is Sue chatty? Strap in as always, it's a bumpy ride! We like to feel loved, so like and subscribe and drop us a line on Instagram @angtftpodcast See you all, same time, next time!...

Primark clothing ranges, crafty darts, bunionectamy, chuffing hot weather and too much football.

Welcome back to another episode of Ain't nobody got time for that! We go on a rollercoaster this week as Michelle gets mistaken for a man, Sue is "that" person in Primark, and we both take breathing for granted. We also ask the questions: Who is the best assassin ever? And, where are we on the Bristol Stool Scale? Let us know, listeners, your thoughts and your views on enjoying your own farts and when was the last time you shat yourself? Strap in and enjoy the episode! Drop us a line on Instagra...

Taxidermy, teletext, riding solo, clingfilm wraps and would you rather part 2.

Greetings listeners! It is time to strap in and enjoy another episode of Ain't nobody got time for that! This episode we dive into some more 'would you rather' questions and ask: are there any benefits to having cocks for fingers? Would we forfeit people for food? Sue has also been rolling in glitter and she has been audited, while Michelle confesses to having a strong suck. Give us a like and follow, and get onto our Instagram @angtftpodcast to drop us a line. Enjoy the episode and let us know ...

Rough diamonds, muff dentists, pop-up bars with all the mod cons and would you rather?

Hello listeners! Welcome to episode 14 of Ain't Nobody got Time for That! It is quite the roller coaster this time, Michelle has recovered from overdoing it at the fiesta and is officially 'back on the gin'. We discover that Sue would 'scuff it right up' and Michelle thinks she has a big cock when we answer some "would you rather?" questions. Sue shares her pop-up bar in the garden experience and invents a new word "mastiucate", which will of course be added to the dictionary :-) As always, stra...

Only pinchos, set fire to the head, bike wankers, Mother Hubbard, streaking and mocking.

Welcome along to episode 13! Unlucky for some, but not you listeners, this episode is full of much stuff and nonsense. Michelle is not quite firing on all four cylinders due to overdoing fiestas, thankfully Sue is the self proclaimed glue that is holding the shit together! In this episode we dive back into the body parts murder, and ask: Why would you set fire to a head? We get stuck in to some of the things that get your goats, such as people on FaceBook asking if Tesco is open. Why? Precede wi...

Saints on a tray, having a fall, Sue in a suitcase, Mrs Wembley and an upgraded Steptoe's Yard.

Welcome back listeners, to another episode of Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! Today Sue spends most of the episode with her hands on her hips as she is not happy being back in the UK, if anyone can help with her move to Spain, please get in touch. We ask a lot of questions today, including: How do you pronounce lichen? Will we get cancelled? Will Sue fit in a suitcase and What hit's different? It's a random one to say the least! Warning, there is more swearing than usual! Get in touch with thing...

Ghostly cocks, Señor Google, throuples, and a seagull voyeur.

Welcome back everyone! We are here again with some more stuff and nonsense. In today's chat we welcome back John from the 1800s, talk a lot about throuples, or a trilationship if you will. As well as there being a Lot of 'whys' in today's episode, we also ask... "Does Michelle have kids in a cupboard?" and "Can you be in a throuple with a horse?" Sit down, strap in and enjoy! Drop us a line on Instagram, we want to hear your throuple experiences, or if you have any burning desires or questions. ...

Introducing: Lick, Date, Dick!

Welcome back listeners! We have a fun packed episode for you this time, we introduce our new game: Lick, Date, Dick. Get onto our instagram to tell us what you think and who you would do what to from our selections. We also ask the questions: Does Sue write to people on death row? Has anyone read an Alan Titchmarsh racy novel? And, if you have was it called Freak in the Sheets? Strap in, it's another bumpy ride! Drop us a line on Instagram @angtftpodcast and like and subscribe, you know how we l...

Congratulations you are not dead, decorative knobs, burning art, chicken wattles, sebum and pre-cum, and bedroom rotary systems.

Welcome to another episode of Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! Today's episode does come with a warning, especially if you are vegan or weak of stomach...We discuss Michelle's recent holiday, as well as the "finer points" of Saltburn and we question some of the food offerings in Michelle's local butcher's. We also ask the burning questions 'is a pig's trotter the same as a lamb shank?' 'Does Michelle have a rotary system in her bedroom?' and 'Are we too clean?' Enjoy, but maybe have a sick bag re...