Aimee+Shawn are just like you! Trying to get through this thing called life without going nuts! The two share their hilarious realities in a way that is the opposite of "Instagram Perfect." Plus, they've got trending stories, fun games and more that is sure to make you laugh. Real People, Real Funny. Join us!
It was a huge day in the new yesterday with the choice of a new Pope! We talk about it and later play a newly minted Weekly Wrap that talks about the biggest news of the week. Aimee did her best but it wasn't good enough for Kangaroo Tim. Plus how did Deobra Redden get up to 60 years in prison but Griffith Griffith only got 2?!
Aimee and her family were attacked by some mean geese. Not the Canadian ones. The American ones. Because of course. Plus a new Pope has been chosen and Shawn turned around a new song just for him. And a whole bunch of fun games!
Real ID hell officially begins today and people are scrambling. Shawn is in need of a doggy door install but can't find good help, and he'd do it himself if he wasn't an idiot. How to not get a DUI being drunk in a stationary car. Plus a BUNCH of great games including an exceeding long and frustrating Barnyard Trivia!
Yesterday we learned about Shawn's sons leaving nice water bottles in Red Rock Canyon. Well guess what... somehow, someway... a miracle occurred. We learned about the teacher being accused of getting in a rock throwing fight with a student. Plus we played a bunch of games and Mike had a slip of the tongue.
Shawn's sons left their water bottles at Red Rock and he is offering a big money reward to anyone that will drive there and bring them back. Beyonce got a Cease and Desist from the Sphere and Aimee is blown away. Plus we choose a winner for the Disneyland grand prize!
It has been a week of posting for our Post It For Posty contestants! Who will score seats in the 100s for the concert?! Shawn and his fiance Sammi are banging out a prenup. What do you think? Prenup? Pre-nope? Plus this week's Weekly Wrap is virtually guaranteed to be stuck in your head the rest of the day.
Our Post It For Posty competition is starting to heat up and Tyler is finally showing up! Shawn shares a story as to why everyone needs a trust. Bill Belichick is chiming in to defend his girlfriend, and we hate the whole situation even more now. And what does Aimee have in common with a Pennsylvania priest?
Aimee is going VIRAL on Instagram! That's cool! And in a sad sign of success, she's only had one racist comment! Aimee and Shawn agree that Bill Belichick's girlfriend is beyond annoying. We give away more passes to Disneyland, Post and Jelly and Katy Perry! And our Post It For Posty contest is going great except for one contestant.
It took Shawn 41 years, but he is finally figuring out how to handle menstrual cycles in women. Beyonce tickets aren't selling too well and Aimee will never financially recover from this. We meet five contestants in our "Post It For Posty" promotion with one winner getting tickets in the 100s to see Post Malone and Jelly Roll!
Shawn is absolutely heated after Michele Fiore got a full pardon for stealing from a fund for a dead Metro officer's memorial fund. Today we spit hot fire with our Weekly Wrap. Plus a bunch of games that had us rolling!
It is one of the most hotly anticipated returns to the show: the 2025 Hall Pass Draft is here! We come up with our list of celebrities we would be allowed to cheat with. Plus we have a bunch of fun games and giveaways!
Shawn realized the "1,000,000 Word Club" at his sons' school is not throughout their time in school but PER YEAR. Time to hit the books. Kanye West continues showing us his need for significant therapy, Shannon Sharpe is not taking allegations against him laying down, and Elizabeth Hurley is going dumpster diving. Hollywood will play host to a brand new type of racing that will bring brand new meaning to "down the stretch they come". And we give away a bunch of great prizes!...
Aimee's former neighbor is moving closer to her and she is amped! Shawn is thinking about getting a side hustle with vending machines and the first one he'll replace is the one at the station. Plus we give away a SLEW of prizes!
It was a crazy weekend of Easter, travel, Wrestlemania and other craziness. We are BACK though with tickets to Disneyland, NKOTB and money! When you hear how much a Katy Perry lookalike on OnlyFans makes a month, your jaw will hit the floor (and probably your clothes too).
It has been a WEEK and it continues with a bunch of winning everywhere! Plus the finally found the chihuahua dumper and... let's just say Reba's Law can't come soon enough. And this week's Weekly Wrap puts the star of the week: Kyle the Raft Pilot who played Radio Roulette on Monday and stole hearts and minds.
Shawn just got back from our DJs for PJs event at Las Vegas Ballpark when he saw a dog roaming around his street. Turns out this DJ found a dog named PJ. You can't make it up. Bobby Brown has 21 year old beef with Britney Spears for some reason. Plus we give away a SLEW of prizes!
It was a massive blowout of prizes during the show today, from $1000 to Alanis Morissette tickets to passes to Disneyland! But the biggest winners today may have been Aimee+Shawn. After going on a silly rant about not getting dips at a couple restaurants over the past couple of days, one of the restaurants (Bojangles) surprised Shawn at the start of the show with a feast that made him blush. He is writing this right now in a chicken and biscuit coma.
Aimee is back and it is a blowout of games on the show! From passes to Disneyland, Alanis Morissette tickets, Kids Bop tickets and even $1000 cash!
Aimee was out today so our webmaster and all around good human being Slone stepped in! She looked well rested but didn't have her fake lashes in. And now we know why. Today was a blowout of games. From tickets to Disneyland to Alanis Morissette and more today was a blast!
It's the end of a short week for the show, but don't fret - we've got $1000 5x a day on Thursday and Friday and DISNEY TICKETS next week! Aimee was waxing poetic about the way things used to be. The simple pleasures that 90s kids had that today's kids will never know. The Weekly Wrap for this week wraps up all the best that the show had to offer.
Aimee had some whacked out dreams about witnessing terrible fights in front of her. But instead of coming to their rescue in the dream, she went to her phone. We find out that neither Shawn or Aimee know how to speak much Spanish despite years of classes. Plus, what is it with people that clean their house before their house cleaner comes?
Both Aimee and Shawn got up way earlier than they wanted to this morning. Life is unfair. Shawn and his fiancé are each others best friends, but they want to branch out and find new people to hang out with. How are adults supposed to meet friends?! Aimee's son pointed out the one weird kid in his class (she eats Chapstick). There is always one in elementary school. What did that one odd kid do in your class?
Aimee has a dirty rug that was unworthy of redemption. Watching rug cleaning videos is Shawn's weird algorithmic pleasure. There is a rat problem at one of Aimee's friend's houses and she feels bad about using traps. She's also not the one with the rat problem. What would you do? Shawn bought a bunch of used books for the boys and while many of them were great, an explicit book and a band-aid later has him rethinking things. What should you NOT buy used?
Today is April Fool's Day and the one thing we PROMISE is we will not try to fool you today. Not once. Every stupid thing you hear us say we truly believe. A new survey ranks the TV homes people wish they could live in... is there one home you always dreamt of kicking it in?
Shawn took a trip to New York City over the weekend and a pizza deal has him jealous he doesn't live there. Where are the best places for a cheap eat in Las Vegas? Aimee's friend has a CRAZY alarm schedule on her phone. Except... it might be Aimee that is the crazy one. Plus Jessica Simpson is back in the studio, but it is what she's putting in her mouth to keep her vocal cords fresh... and it is disgusting.
Shawn witnessed a man spend over 30 seconds letting his car back into a spot for him - with no cars on either side of him. That... should be 10 seconds at most. What other pieces of tech are supposed to help but only make things worse? Kelly Clarkson made a good point that has some people on her case. Should school performances happen once the parents are out of work? Is there a better way to do these things so parents don't miss it, teachers get paid and no one misses these special moments?...
Aimee recalls trying out for a game show... and realizes she just isn't that good at auditioning. But she wishes she could win a million bucks anyways. One of Shawn's pet peeves are when people look to him to order food for them at the restaurant. Turns out, many people are like this. Plus, both Aimee+Shawn try to avoid shopping at Walmart. They aren't elitists. They just try to avoid the riff raff.
Troy, a senior from Centennial High School, is sitting in with the show today! Police were in Shawn's neighborhood looking for two rascals on e-scooters. It made Shawn remember the days when he would get in trouble when he was younger. What did you want to do when you got older? Now... what do you do today? Same thing? Remotely close? Shawn comes to the conclusion, after talking with Troy, that he would have been cool if he was going to high school today.
Shawn had to call out on Friday last minute due to an extended bout with food poisoning. While he was dry heaving into a barrel and losing 7 pounds overnight, Aimee was making fun of him. Only issue? She did it to him. Aimee's friend in New York lost her phone and turned to the one person she knew had her location... would Aimee be able to get the phone back from 2,500 miles away? Plus, something has Shawn miffed. A friend from back in middle school that he used to be very close with has now avo...
Aimee's friend is trying to offload her old engagement ring on Facebook and it isn't going well. But who would want a ring with bad ju-ju?! Shawn has INDIGNANT rage this morning about something that happened during his weekend getaway to San Diego. What would you do if someone moved your stuff off a chair at the hotel pool? Do you think Shawn did the right thing? Plus, can anyone figure out what Aimee's son Romie is trying to sing?
