Good news everyone! Sexism is over now that a a bunch of luxury brands have made ads that empower (or in some cases "empower") women during the Oscars this year. Andrew and Genevieve break it down this week. Plus, the weirdest invocation of Abraham Lincoln ever has them in awe.
Feb 27, 2019•1 hr 3 min
Just in time for the Oscars, Andrew and Genevieve welcome Emily and Kevin of the movie podcast Dead Beat Film Society to review the trailers for this year's Best Picture Nominees. Guess what? They are a DELIGHT! (The guests...not necessarily the trailers.)
Feb 19, 2019•1 hr 23 min
Geico has been playing their greatest hits lately, so Andrew takes the opportunity to quiz Genevieve on how well she knows her historical Geico. Plus, Joe Pesci weighs in on the "Home Alone" holiday commercial, and listeners offer some more taglines for the podcast.
Feb 12, 2019•46 min
Genevieve and Andrew are pleasantly surprised by some of this year's Super Bowl ads, especially the ones featuring dragons and/or Heimlich maneuvers.
Feb 06, 2019•1 hr 18 min
America is gearing up for this year's crop of Super Bowl ads, and so far, Andrew and Genevieve are seeing a lot of celebrity sizzle, but not much good commercial steak. Plus Andrew gives Genevieve a nearly impossible quiz, and the kid from Stranger Things is pissing off one of the Ad Councilors.
Jan 30, 2019•1 hr 14 min
Sometimes you love an actor. Then they do a misguided ad campaign, and they become so hard to love. This week, Genevieve and Andrew look at celebrity spokespeople who are starting to wear out their welcome. Plus, a very young ATM listener gets in on the jingle action.
Jan 23, 2019•55 min
It's been almost 50 years since anyone walked on the moon, but that hasn't stopped advertisers from mining its cold, dead ground for marketing gold. Andrew and Genevieve look at the marketing that was spawned by the space race, and then they die from laughter at a hip hop version of A Christmas Carol. So, they're dead now.
Jan 16, 2019•1 hr 4 min
Can an alligator make you buy a Chevy? Can a tiger make you buy gum? Andrew and Genevieve answer these questions and more in this week's show. Plus, Andrew quizzes Genevieve about the sounds that helped make certain brands famous.
Jan 09, 2019•56 min
It's New Year's Day! Andrew and Genevieve are still recovering from the excesses of New Year's Eve, so they turn things over to the Ad Council this week. Today's selections include some marketing videos that were either made by the world's worst or world's best producer.
Jan 01, 2019•37 min
It's a holiday party as Andrew and Genevieve are joined by friends Aaron, Ariel and Nick to talk about the best commercials of 2018, what Macaulay Culkin is up to this year, and a surprising defense of Christmas car commercials.
Dec 26, 2018•1 hr 3 min
Genevieve and Andrew look back at the remarkably long list of commercials featuring Howie Long, from the annoying ones to the suuuuuuper annoying ones.
Dec 18, 2018•54 min
It's the season of giving....but maybe more importantly: Buying. Andrew and Genevieve look at this year's crop of holiday ads. Plus, listeners begin submitting possible slogans for After These Messages.
Dec 11, 2018•1 hr 11 min
For decades, we've been told that video phones are the future of communication, and this holiday season, it looks like the future is finally here. But which technology provider will dominate the market? Andrew and Genevieve judge the various campaigns, plus they announce a new listener contest.
Dec 05, 2018•1 hr 15 min
Sometimes commercial makers want to use the perfect song for their product, but they can't get the rights. What do they do? They hire people to create soundalikes. Andrew and Genevieve look at what happens when they're called out on the carpet.
Nov 28, 2018•1 hr 5 min
It's the ghost of commercials past this week as Genevieve tests Andrew's knowledge of some classic Super Bowl ads. Plus a special dispatch from the Mad Men era and more evidence that Jean and Gene may end their road trip in divorce court.
Nov 21, 2018•53 min
It's a crossover episode this week! Hanna Brooks Olsen of the Spotless podcast joins Andrew and Genevieve to talk about cleaning commercials. They also rank all the iterations of Mr. Clean throughout the decades from least creepy to most creepy.
Nov 14, 2018•1 hr 35 min
Andrew and Genevieve look at commercials that go full soap opera in their storytelling ambitions, including a coffee-based love story for the ages. Plus, we regret the error. Ooohh, do we regret the error.
Nov 07, 2018•1 hr 8 min
It's a good old fashioned Chees and Jees this week - from the medieval stylings of Bud Light and Nespresso to the questionable hook that Ford has chosen to hang its hat on, Andrew and Genevieve take on the good ones and the bad ones.
Oct 31, 2018•1 hr 11 min
Andrew and Genevieve look at ads for colleges and universities that are more sizzle than steak this week. Plus, Samsung once again savages Apple, and we have very special Jingle Time.
Oct 24, 2018•1 hr 5 min
It's election season, so products from burgers to beer are hopping on the campaign bandwagon with politics-themed ads. Find out who gets Andrew and Genevieve's votes.
Oct 17, 2018•48 min
Genevieve and Andrew catch wind of an After These Messages conspiracy...and it goes all the way to the top! Plus, the man behind some of the most iconic advertising characters of the 1980s has passed away.
Oct 09, 2018•43 min
In South America, Coca-Cola does a nice thing. Back in the States, Andrew unleashes his superpower of voice recognition against Genevieve's diabolical voiceover quiz.
Oct 03, 2018•49 min
Genevieve and Andrew look at four commercials they love, and one commercial they don't. Plus everybody is rebranding these days - with mixed results. And the Ad Council comes roaring back for Jingle Time.
Sep 26, 2018•1 hr 12 min
What's the saddest thing you ever heard? Andrew and Genevieve review commercials that inadvertently humiliate the very customers they're trying to woo. Plus, Coca-Cola has had a LOT of slogans over the years.
Sep 19, 2018•55 min
Insurance, fast food, financial services... Is there anything old ladies CAN'T sell? This week, Andrew and Genevieve consider commercials that go to the wacky old lady well. Plus IKEA makes a sequel.
Sep 12, 2018•51 min
A show that started out as a little of this and a little of that rapidly descends into a litany of Jees as Genevieve and Andrew unbottle some complaints this week.
Sep 05, 2018•59 min
Andrew and Genevieve come up with TV shows based on TV commercials, with a little help from Twitter. But all the Ad Councilors are wondering - will Genevieve sing her long-awaited jingle?
Aug 29, 2018•53 min
A new, controversial ad campaign has Andrew and Genevieve considering commercials that use suggestive word play to sell their products. (Pearls. Will. Be. Clutched.) Plus, Method cleaning products go viral, and Pepsi hits the big screen.
Aug 22, 2018•1 hr 3 min
It's back to school time, so Genevieve and Andrew take a look at back to school commercials. Plus, Andrew makes good on his threat to give a quiz to differentiate sound-alikes John Hamm and Armie Hammer.
Aug 15, 2018•1 hr 1 min
Since insurance ad campaigns dominate the airwaves, Andrew and Genevieve decided the least they can do is rank them, which is what they do this week.
Aug 08, 2018•1 hr 19 min