#484 The Bowlies V: Jingoism All the Way

Andrew and Vieves turn in an absolute behemoth of a Bowlies show after this year’s crop of Super Bowl commercials threatens to shatter their already fragile grip on life in these United States. Dunkin: Dun Kings Are Back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5VzQ8OV3X0 Cirkul Water https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJSxfrPf5qI Weathertech - Born To Be Wild https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6d2QRiLw6c DoorDash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHqcDASbGs RAM Trucks - Goldilocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9ot1x4oEaQ Homes.Com - You Can’t Say The Best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WnJyyyec1g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAbLsQGygmc Uber Eats - History of NFL Food Conspiracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoMjrfGy28 GoDaddy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHbOUpiHiwc YouTube TV https://www.ispot.tv/ad/TZRB/youtube-tv-super-bowl-2025-since-the-dawn-of-fan Liquid Death - Drink on the Job https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqtWWWhIMas Coors Light - Case of the Mondays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTj2BH0qJjU NFL Flag Football https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsqhcNnxfv4 Pfizer: Knock Out Cancer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNLhMZuA00c Budweisser - Small Horse Delivers Keg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0iKgJXy_gk Ontario - Your Ally To The North https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0BrOlGVmDM Lay’s - Potato Farmer Girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmzklpZFNiE Jesus - He Gets Us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6ObkYnfVL8 Google AI - Stay At Home Dad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7e6g11BJc0 Hims/Hers - Sick of the System https://youtu.be/iOXWmZbA2Io?si=o7IFSWb0zA41_v-A Nike - So Win https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Ezn5pZE7o Foundation to Combat Antisemitism: Stand Up To Hate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOxm8LmH7Y4 Skechers: Martha Stewart Hip Hop Dance https://www.tiktok.com/@consequence/video/7469568561908911403 Mtn Dew Baja Blast - Kiss From A Lime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUagP729T8w Rocket Mortgage - Take Me Home Country Roads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxH8dlWyjNU Stok Cold Brew https://youtu.be/XuS0UYPviFY?si=uM7bCLmJgqhzXYMw Novartis - Attention Please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVCU6sg8cjk Nerds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwcZ2dxPUo0 Meta RayBan Glasses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp2qgvIbirI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cqwXxUo_q8 Hellman’s - When Harry Met Sally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIXB-7RHjBY Harrison Ford - Jeep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDn_uFEXGXk Bud Light - Cul-de-Sac Party https://youtu.be/x7qbswwBCDo?si=8lBBY9r4f2D8hmJI Oikos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-LCyj_-hRU Ritz: Salty Club https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq7uRqOldeQ Stella Artois - David Beckham’s Twin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAoeGC-eL4I Little Ceasar’s Crazy Puff’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPeAKY73c10 Pringles - Mustaches Go Flying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x-nGdi_3_o Salesforce Agent Force AI - Airport https://www.ispot.tv/ad/TZDN/salesforce-super-bowl-2025-gate-expectations-feat-matthew-mcconaughey-woody-harrelson Booking.com (ft. Muppets) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laBjQ9uJDg8 Doritos: UFO Abduction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIAnQwiCpRc Totinos Pizza Rolls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIYkPHUiCW4 Hexclad Pans - Unidentified Frying Objects https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cK-v7sSiUI Tubi - Born With A Cowboy Hat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMDrZDhxWBs Instacart - Mascots Come to Life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVUPazjaHl8 Coffee Mate Cold Cream - Tongue Dancing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnbrFm-B3QI MSC Cruises: British vs American https://youtu.be/82msI_KFp9M?si=7rQL_nmFyYoiDx3s Duracell - Tom Brady Robot Batteries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIFNZ9NpLIE Haagen-Dazs - Not So Fast Not So Furious https://youtu.be/TTppVzG8gpU?si=s3Lm93V7oO31EeWh ChatGPT - Starting Point Dots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIhb5pEo_j0