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After 2 Beers

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The After 2 Beers podcast covers random topics discussed with your family and friends at a bar, around a bonfire, etc. when you’ve had a couple of drinks and begin trying to solve the world’s problems or the song lyrics you forgot from your teenage days.
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Episodes

#180 After 2 Beers: Laughing at Death, Collecting Bad Ideas, and Loving Every Minute of It

The filters come off and the truth flows freely when Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin' crack open a few cold ones in their Richmond studio. What starts as casual conversation around a hypothetical campfire quickly spirals into a rollicking journey through stories you'll never hear on mainstream news. Ever wondered what Abraham Lincoln's bloodstained gloves might fetch at auction? How about $2.5 million—a price that sparks deeper questions about our fascination with historical artifacts an...

Jun 27, 20251 hr 3 minEp. 180

#179 After 2 Beers: When a Raccoon Holds Your Meth Pipe, You Know You've Made Poor Life Choices

Remember when taking a selfie just meant striking a pose and snapping a quick pic? Those days are clearly gone as we dive into not one but TWO stories of selfie-seekers whose pursuit of the perfect shot landed them in the hospital. One man climbed into a crocodile enclosure because he thought the reptile was fake (spoiler: it wasn't), while another tourist became impaled on Rome's Colosseum fence trying to get that Instagram-worthy angle. But the ridiculous human behavior doesn't stop there. A T...

May 29, 202558 minEp. 179

#178 After 2 Beers: Dogs, Fireworks, and Ferraris: When Good Plans Go Terribly Wrong

Three unfiltered Gen X hosts take you on a wild journey through news stories you definitely won't hear on your local stations. With drinks in hand and inhibitions lowered, they dive into the bizarre, shocking, and laugh-out-loud absurd events happening around the world. This episode explores a high school lacrosse hazing gone terribly wrong, where older players kidnapped a younger teammate, put a pillowcase over his head, and abandoned him in a car trunk. The hosts examine why these dangerous tr...

May 13, 202537 minEp. 178

#177 After 2 Beers: Stinky Wrestling Fans, Space Trips, and Sperm Racing

The After Two Beers podcast returns after a brief hiatus with hosts Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin' picking up right where they left off – bringing their unique brand of conversational humor to strange and fascinating stories from around the world. The episode takes listeners on a journey beginning with the hosts' recent experience at a local wrestling event. Despite impressive athleticism and entertainment value, they couldn't help but notice the overwhelming locker room smell permeati...

Apr 25, 202537 minEp. 177

#176 After 2 Beers: When Dogs Shoot Owners, Cheetos Sell for $88K, and..well..Florida.

From the Florida Man Games to an $88,000 Cheeto, this episode dives headfirst into the bizarre stories that never make your local news broadcast. Dutch, Kimmy, and Puddin' take us through the wild world of the second annual Florida Man Games, featuring events that perfectly capture Florida's chaotic essence - from an Evading Arrest Obstacle Course (complete with alligator throwing) to Hurricane Aisle Brawls where contestants joust with shopping carts. These aren't parodies; they're real competit...

Mar 18, 202547 minEp. 176

#175 After 2 Beers: DUI Déjà Vu & OnlyFans Gone Too Far! Ooooof!

Join Dutch Daulton, Kimmy Gibler, and Puddin' for another riotous episode of After 2 Beers , where every sip fuels outrageous stories that blur the line between laughter and disbelief! This week, we take listeners on a whirlwind ride through jaw-dropping incidents, featuring a DUI repeat offender who just couldn’t resist the wheel and a shocking OnlyFans stunt that redefines the lengths people will go for fame and fortune. We also unravel a mind-boggling IVF clinic mix-up, sparking a heartfelt d...

Mar 04, 202547 minEp. 175

#174 After 2 Beers: Mayo Debates, Porta-Potty Hunting, and Egg-Centric Economics

Ever debated the finer points of mayonnaise preferences over a cold drink? We kick things off with just that, setting the tone for an episode brimming with humor and unexpected tales. Our exploration of quirky news stories introduces you to a Texas deer hunter with an unusual approach to wildlife management involving a porta-potty and a Wisconsin couple whose wedding venue dispute takes a wild turn. With laughter as our guide, we meander through stories that highlight the absurdity and unpredict...

Feb 21, 20251 hr 2 minEp. 174

#173 After 2 Beers: Excavator Rampage, Bullet Trains & Mark Zuckerberg's Day Dreams

Ever heard of someone trying to buy a baby via text message? On this episode of After 2 Beers , Dutch, Gibbler, and Puddin' dive into the hilariously bizarre world of unexpected group texts, where a jaw-dropping proposal to purchase a baby leaves everyone speechless. From the chaos of an excavator rampage in Canada to the wild antics of a Hungarian man hitching a 20-mile ride on a bullet train, they bring a whirlwind of oddball stories that will make you question reality. Plus, the crew explores...

Feb 06, 202545 minEp. 173

#172 After 2 Beers: Backup Underwear, $20,000 Tips, and a Trip to the Piggly Wiggly: The Quirky Side of Life

Ever wondered why half of Americans carry backup underwear? Or what happens when someone leaves a $20,000 tip on a $1 charge? This episode of the After 2 Beers podcast, hosted by Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin', is a rollercoaster of quirky news and hilarious anecdotes. We kick things off with a nostalgic nod to our journey over the past seven years and some exciting news about our ever-popular trivia nights at the Richmond Elks and plans to expand to the local VFW. Plus, catch up with ...

Jan 14, 202546 minEp. 172

#171 After 2 Beers: Prankster Shenanigans, Werewolf Babies, and a Deputy's DUI Downfall

Ever wondered why some stories never make it to the front page? Join us for a wild ride on the After Two Beers podcast, where a couple of cold ones lead to some of the most entertaining news you’ve never heard. From the age-old debate between "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" to the hilarious escapades of pranksters sneaking into a Texas A&M game with names that would make anyone chuckle, we keep the laughter coming with our unique blend of humor and audience interaction. With listeners...

Dec 16, 202436 minEp. 171

#170 After 2 Beers: Ketamine Confessions and Imaginary Bear Attacks: Crime Gone Wild

Ever found yourself laughing out loud at a traffic sign? Join us as we explore the streets of Boulder, Colorado, where signs like "Don't kill any kids today" and "Get off your damn phone" bring humor to everyday traffic. We're sipping our favorite drinks with Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "Puddin'" Summers, discussing the impact of these cheeky messages and sharing our dreams of beachfront escapes to melt away winter blues. It's all about the quirky, the whimsical, and the downright h...

Dec 01, 202444 minEp. 170

#169 After 2 Beers: Bike Paths, Fake Parades, and Unusual Medical Finds

Ever wonder what it takes to be billed for your own accident? We start with a jaw-dropping incident from Oregon, where a 71-year-old cyclist found himself in the absurd position of being charged by the very ambulance that ran him over. As we shake our heads at this peculiar business model, we also muse over the creative potential of AI in adding a humorous twist to these kinds of stories. Meanwhile, our AI intern gives its own quirky interpretation of the incident, proving that even artificial m...

Nov 21, 202459 min

#168 After 2 Beers: 'Utter Junkitis'- A Dive into Peculiar Anatomy, AI Love Lives, and Deadly Escapades

What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of "utter junkitis" kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from morning routines to bathroom logistics, and invite you to chuckle along with us while pondering the most extraordinary scenarios. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as we invite you to imagine the future...

Oct 30, 202453 minEp. 168

#167 After 2 Beers: Cheesy Chaos, Chimpanzee Frenzy, and 'Ex-in-the-Box'

Can too much nacho cheese really turn a regular day into a disaster? And what's the deal with pet chimpanzees causing chaos? This week, join Dutch Dalton, Kimmy, and Puddin on the After Two Beers podcast as we unravel these wild tales and more. From a jaw-dropping story about a convenience store clerk and nacho cheese to a deadly oven explosion involving a hidden gun, we promise you won’t believe your ears. Plus, we reveal some shocking news about a stalker with a flair for the dramatic and a qu...

Sep 12, 202449 minEp. 167

#166 After 2 Beers: Voting Woes, Corn Sweat Curiosities, and a Cop Who Couldn't Hold It

Ever wondered why voting decisions can seem so daunting? Join us as we kick off the episode reflecting on the complex priorities that shape our choices at the polls, from the economy’s rollercoaster to securing a hopeful future for our children. We mix in some fun with our drink of the week and dive into a hilarious "Am I the Asshole?" scenario that you won’t want to miss. Plus, get ready for some wild stories that include an unexpected river plunge and an unforgettable mishap at a Kenny Chesney...

Sep 02, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 166

#165 After 2 Beers: Cocktail Creativity, Financial Wisdom, and Olympic Oddities

Ever wondered how a simple cocktail can break the monotony of your usual beer talk? Join Dutch Dalton, Kim Ross, the Gibbler, and Michael the Puddin' Summers as we shake up the After 2 Beers podcast with a fresh new format! We kick things off with our new cocktail recipe segment, featuring the delightful Tootsie Roll cocktail. From there, we dive into life lessons we'd impart to our younger selves, touching on financial smarts, the art of enjoying life's moments, and the value of authenticity an...

Aug 20, 202451 minEp. 165

#164 After 2 Beers: Sports Movie Showdown, Unexpected Bug Facts, and Late Night Dining Dilemmas

What if we told you that male ladybugs can mate with dead females for hours without realizing it? Buckle up for a wild ride as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael "The Puddin'" Summers kick off this episode of the After Two Beers podcast with a spirited debate on the Mount Rushmore of sports movies. From Kimmy's picks like "Tin Cup" and "Remember the Titans" to under-the-radar gems like "The Running Man," our hosts leave no stone unturned. Along the way, we tackle the etiquette of ordering ...

Jul 29, 202459 minEp. 164

#163 After 2 Beers: Quirky Nicknames, Iconic Characters, and the Unexpected Use of Hair Dryers

Ever wondered why someone would nickname themselves "Puddin" or "Gibbler"? Well, you're in for a treat as Dutch Dalton, Kimberly Gibbler, and Michael Summers, aka Puddin, unravel the quirky stories behind their names. We're not just sharing fun tales; we're inviting all our local listeners to join the party live at E Studios! This episode is packed with engaging segments like our Mount Rushmore topic, Gibbler's hilarious giblets, and Puddin's thought-provoking "Am I the Asshole?" story. Plus, we...

Jul 21, 202454 minEp. 163

#162 After 2 Beers: Mall Nostalgia, Wild Roller Coasters, and Celebrity Mishaps

Have you ever wondered why malls were the ultimate hangout spots back in the day? Join us as Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Kibler, and Michael "Puddin'" Summers take you on a nostalgic journey through the golden era of shopping malls. From the high-tech gadgets of Radio Shack to the delicious aroma of Cinnabon wafting through the air, we reminisce about the charm and character that made these malls special. Our new "Mount Rushmore" segment kicks off with a bang, and trust us, you won’t want to miss Kimmy'...

Jul 14, 202458 minEp. 162

#161 After 2 Beers: Nostalgic Laughs, Celebrity Guests, and Memorial Day Merriment

Ready for some laughs and a trip down memory lane? Our lively return to the After Two Beers podcast is nothing short of spectacular as we reunite in Kevin Shook's studio after an extended break. We share stories from our six-year journey, highlight unforgettable trivia nights, and reveal exciting plans for our new monthly schedule. Get ready to hear about past guests like Nikki Glazer, who has been setting stages on fire with her latest Netflix specials. Plus, we express our gratitude to our loy...

Jul 07, 202442 minEp. 161

#160 After 2 Beers: A Laugh Riot with Fast-Food Mascots, Odd Sleep Tips, and the Wackiest of Crimes

Pour a cold one and get ready to chuckle as we welcome Michael Summers to the After Two Beers crew! Michael slides right into our banter about the quirks of daily life, from the irritation of self-service gas stations to the comical struggle of using a TV remote to log into apps. Our conversation is a rollercoaster of random hilarity, including a tantalizing trivia night we're gearing up for at the Elks Country Club, just before the total eclipse. Trust us, you're in for a treat with stories tha...

Mar 15, 202430 minEp. 160

#159 After 2 Beers: Trouble Falling To Sleep, Injuries During Sex, and NFL Conspiracies.

Hey After Two Beers aficionados, Dutch Daulton here alongside Kimmy Gibbler and Michael Summers, bringing the spice and nothing nice – well, except for some hefty laughter and heartfelt moments. Ever found yourself chucking over the high school drama of sports personalities or tossing and turning, trying to nail the elusive art of falling asleep? Buckle up, because we're about to regale you with tales of our nocturnal neuroses and mishaps between the sheets that might make you want to invest in ...

Feb 21, 202457 minEp. 159

#158 After 2 Beers: Celebrity Shockwaves, Sports Fan Fervor, and the Wacky World of Porta-Potties

Have you ever wondered what Taylor Swift and NFL tight ends have in common? Pour yourself a glass and join us as we shake off the hiatus hangover with tales that'll have you rethinking celebrity influence and savoring the oddities of everyday life. From the laugh-out-loud saga of a porta-potty disaster to the heated debate over sports integrity and the surge of female fans in the NFL, we're toasting to the quirks and conundrums that keep our world spinning. This episode isn't just about the mish...

Feb 12, 202449 minEp. 158

#157 After 2 Beers: Balancing Discipline and Understanding in Parenting, Unforgettable Music Performances, and Unusual ER Stories

Ever feel like you're walking on eggshells while disciplining your kid? Or wonder if you come off as the 'asshole' when you're just trying to teach them some respect? We know how that feels, and we're here to share our stories, lessons learned, and open up a conversation about parenting styles and the fragile line between understanding and discipline. Get ready for an episode filled with laughter, debates, and a little bit of Elvis Presley and Etta James. We've also got a hilarious A to B news s...

Sep 01, 20231 hr 7 minEp. 157

#156 After 2 Beers: An Odyssey of Love, AI Threats, and Mental Health Realities

Ever pondered whether it's acceptable to keep a picture of your ex in your office? Brace yourself for an explosive debate as we navigate through this tricky question in our "Am I the Asshole?" segment. We'll also be weighing the merits of city attractions, revealing what we'd splurge on in Costco, and sharing our favorite tipples. And don't miss our lively chat about everything from Fred Bologna to the Undertaker's fear of cucumbers. How much do you know about the implications of AI technology? ...

Sep 01, 20231 hr 5 minEp. 156

#155 After 2 Beers: From Brawls to Business: A Journey through Hauntings, Animal Cruelty and QR Code Scams

Ever wonder how a friendly brawl at Montgomery could lead to a deep discussion about the fine line between friendship and business? Get ready to be intrigued as we dive into an unfiltered conversation about everything from abandoned dogs to scams involving QR codes on parking meters. We also indulge in a bit of nostalgia, reminiscing about the haunted houses of yesteryears and the precautions one should take when exploring such places. Imagine setting your own car ablaze after a four-day binge. ...

Sep 01, 202345 minEp. 155

#154 After 2 Beers - In the Midst of Controversy: Homeschooling, Smells, and Social Media Love Affairs

Feeling a tad controversial? Buckle up as we venture into our new segment, "Am I the @sshole?", where we examine the nuances of everyday stories, starting with a brother who gave his sister a homeschooling pop quiz. Spoiler alert: tears were involved. Also, keep your ears perked for Giblber's Giblets and A2B News, all from the cozy corners of our friend Kevin Shook’s E-Studio. Ever wonder why you might need deodorant, but your Korean friend doesn’t? We're exploring the science behind armpit odor...

Aug 08, 20231 hr 10 minEp. 154

#153 After 2 Beers: A Musical Journey: From Concert Controversies to Small Town Anthems

Ready to debate who the real jerk is at a Miranda Lambert concert? If the thought of celebrities calling out their audience tickles your curiosity, you're in for a treat! Our version of the popular 'Am I the Asshole?' segment kicks off with a fiery discussion around a selfie-taking incident at a Lambert gig. We dissect the crowd's reaction, captured in a video recorded by a fan, and challenge you to decide who's right and who's wrong. Ever wondered what makes Crocs the footwear equivalent of a g...

Jul 31, 20231 hr 8 minEp. 153

#152 After 2 Beers: Exploring Food Freebies and Hilarious Habits: A Life Lesson

Tantalize your taste buds and prep your belly for chuckles as we navigate the culinary world of complimentary restaurant food, personal gross habits, and the drama of sharing snacks! Get ready to debate the merits of Italian bread with olive oil versus Red Lobster's addictive cheddar bay biscuits, or those crunchy salsa-soaked chips from your favorite Mexican eatery. Ever wondered if you're normal when you pick your wedgie while walking, make calls on the toilet, or get entranced by pimple poppi...

Jul 31, 202353 minEp. 152

#151 After 2 Beers: Sleep Divorce, Alice Cooper's Recovery through Golf, and Unusual News

Who knew a phrase as innocuous as "sleep divorced" could spark such a lively conversation? Find out how one-third of adults are engaging in this peculiar phenomenon and what it means for our relationships. We're also taking a wild ride into song dissections, co-parenting quagmires, and the explosive mix of social media, gossip, and new love interests. Ever wondered how a game as unpredictable as golf could turn into a lifesaver? Hear the fascinating story of rock legend Alice Cooper's struggle w...

Jul 30, 202347 minEp. 151
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