March 2, 2020 - WHAT'S IN THE BO- oh. Never mind.

Rating: 65% - Skip Around

Lesnar and McIntyre is a hell of a start to the show. It’s immediately followed by Street Profits vs. Murphy and Rollins. Kairi vs. Shayna is fantastic, as is Carrllo/Mysterio vs. Garza/Andrade. A case can be made for Aleister Black vs. The OC, but watch anything else at your own risk. The Riott Squad match is a mess, Ricochet getting buried is a heartbreaker, and Orton RKOing Beth Phoenix is some tired-ass gaslighting.

Maximum possible warning: no matter how much you want to know the secret in Rowan’s cage, DO NOT WATCH. It’s Gobbledy Gooker bad. It’s giving birth to a hand bad. Years from now, this will be referenced as one of Vince’s grandest creative failures.